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If time travel were possible, you could go back in time, seduce the woman who was to become your mother — you would become your own father!  Robert Heinlein wrote a story with that theme, “‘—All You Zombies—’”.  Heinlein goes further, introducing a sex-change operation, so mother, father, and child are all the same person.
 
If time travel were possible, you could go back in time, seduce the woman who was to become your mother — you would become your own father!  Robert Heinlein wrote a story with that theme, “‘—All You Zombies—’”.  Heinlein goes further, introducing a sex-change operation, so mother, father, and child are all the same person.
 
If I had a time machine I would go back only twenty years and kill Bush and Blair. Think of the millions of lives that would be saved! [[User:The Cat Lady|-- The Cat Lady]] ([[User talk:The Cat Lady|talk]]) 16:39, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 
 
==Total Classical Games Death==
 
 
Kill Classical Games. Behead Classical Games. Roundhouse kick Classical Games into the concrete. Slam dunk baby Classical Games into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Classical Games. Defecate in Classical Games's food. Launch Classical Games into the sun. Stir fry Classical Games in a wok. Toss Classical Games into an active volcano. Urinate into a Classical Games's gas tank. Judo throw Classical Games into a wood chipper. Twist Classical Games's head off. Report Classical Games to the IRS. Karate chop Classical Games in half. Curb stomp Classical Games's pregnant mother. Trap Classical Games in quicksand. Crush Classical Games in the trash compactor. Liquefy Classical Games in a vat of acid. Eat Classical Games. Dissect Classical Games. Exterminate Classical Games in the gas chamber. Stomp Classical Games's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Classical Games in the oven. Lobotomize Classical Games. Mandatory abortions for Classical Games's mother. Grind fetal Classical Games in the garbage disposal. Drown Classical Games in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Classical Games with a ray gun. Kick old Classical Games down the stairs. Feed Classical Games to alligators. Slice Classical Games with a katana. [[Special:Contributions/172.71.151.97|172.71.151.97]] 20:27, 30 April 2023 (UTC)
 
 
:I agree, I hate Classical Games. He always spams. [[Special:Contributions/172.69.23.58|172.69.23.58]] 23:53, 15 May 2023 (UTC)
 

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