Editing Talk:1679: Substitutions 3

The title text may be a reference to the Mayan city discovered by a 15 year old, but that city hasn't yet been visited by scientists or Mr Tatum. https://translate.google.com/translate?tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.journaldemontreal.com%2F2016%2F05%2F07%2Fun-ado-decouvre-une-cite-maya [[Special:Contributions/198.41.239.34|198.41.239.34]] 13:32, 11 May 2016 (UTC)

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On Doctor Who > Big Bang Theory - the real life example isn't particularly interesting, as it's substituting one TV show for another. The more interesting cases are those where news headlines reference an actual doctor, who (something). For instance, in the criminal trial of amputee Oscar Pistorius, one TV banner referred to someone as "Doctor who cut off [his] legs". "The Big Bang Theory cut off [his] legs" is, to my mind, more bizarre.

: I think any article about Doctor Who - e.g. an interview with David Tennant about his leading role on The Big Bang Theory, would come across as funny to Whovians. :) [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] ([[User talk:KieferSkunk|talk]]) 20:08, 16 May 2016 (UTC)

Isn't 'tension' -> 'sexual tension' weird? It could result in the following texts:

'sexual tension' -> 'sexual sexual tension',

'cable tension' -> 'cable sexual tension'.

In short, whenever there's already something before 'tension' that gets modified, don't substitute (or replace those words (difficult to do automatically)) --[[User:Zom-B|Zom-B]] ([[User talk:Zom-B|talk]]) 07:43, 12 May 2016 (UTC)

[/Gaffe/ig,"Magic spell"],

[/Ancient/ig,"Haunted"],

[/Remains to be seen/ig,"Will never be known"],

[/Subway system/ig,"Tunnels I found"],

[/Surprising/ig,"Surprising (but not to me)"],

[/Tension/ig,"Sexual tension"],

[/Cautiously optimistic/ig,"Delusional"],

[/Doctor Who/ig,"The Big Bang Theory"],

[/Win votes/ig,"Find Pokémon"],

[/Email|Facebook Post|Tweet|twitter post/ig,"Poem"],

[/Facebook CEO/ig,"This guy"],

[/Latest/ig,"Final"],

[/Disrupt/ig,"Destroy"],

[/Meeting/ig,"Ménage à trois"],

[/Scientists?/ig,"Channing Tatum and his friends"],

[/You won't believe/ig,"I'm really sad about"]<br>