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==Status==
 
==Status==
*18:30, 4 July 2015 (UTC) Off-line. I'm no longer running my script, as it's just finding fewer and fewer results, likely because there are fewer and fewer people adding new content.  Others are free to use my script.
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Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again.
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*Prompt/caption text overlap has been de-prioritised since I was only updating this page with the ''unique'' prompt/captions not found in the feed. I can still monitor unique entries in the prompt which I haven't found in the feed, but the feed itself is more important due to the permalinks.
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*Progress: 22318 Permalinks found so far, containing 1391 unique pictures and 1828 unique captions in the feed alone, with 2174 unique captions in the feed and prompts combined
  
 
;Phase 1.
 
;Phase 1.
:Saving reasons, usernames and text only.   No images or permalinks IDs saved.
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:Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs have been saved.
 
*All usernames have been found
 
*All usernames have been found
 
*All reasons for data loss have been found
 
*All reasons for data loss have been found
 
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
 
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
  
;Phase 2.
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;Phase 2. (Running)
 
:Saving permalink and images IDs
 
:Saving permalink and images IDs
 
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
 
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
 
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
 
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
  
===Count history===
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*04-22: [25474] (unique: 2167) +80  /9
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Old status updates:
*04-21: [25396] (unique: 2158) +50  /4
 
*04-20: [25349] (unique: 2154) +60  /5
 
*04-19: [25281] (unique: 2149) +100 /3
 
*04-18: [25186] (unique: 2146) +100 /14
 
*04-17: [25046] (unique: 2132) +100 /7
 
*04-16: [24904] (unique: 2125) +200 /3
 
*04-15: [24727] (unique: 2122) +400 /15
 
*04-14: [24370] (unique: 2107) +500 /18
 
*04-13: [23886] (unique: 2089) +700 /13
 
*04-12: [23145] (unique: 2076) +800
 
*04-11: [22332]               
 
 
 
===Old status===
 
 
*<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
 
*<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
*Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Table of Permalinks|Permalinks]].
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*Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Permalinks|Permalinks]].
 
*After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
 
*After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
 
*I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array.  The fact that I've been keeping all ''unique'' data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.
 
*I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array.  The fact that I've been keeping all ''unique'' data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.
*Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again. I am no longer monitoring "pick an image"/"pick a caption" overlap, as it was over 95% anyway, and I was only updating this page with the ''unique'' prompt/captions not found in the feed.
 
*Welp, I was being lazy and hadn't updated in a while, and my browser crashed, losing a day's results. Resuming with previously saving data... (Incidentally, the browser crash is unrelated to the script running.)
 
*As can be seen by looking at the changes to the counts as I update each day, there is new content much less often.  Less than 100 new feed entries per day. On average, one every 14 mins. My script checks every 30 seconds, and it has currently been 50 minutes since any new content was found. (As I was typing this, a new feed entry was found, so it was almost exactly 50 minutes.)
 
*For the last several days, no new prompt content has been found, and the only feed content which has been found is content which was previously found in the prompts.  Unfortunately, at the current rate of discovery, it will take until at least September to find feed ids for all known prompt content.
 
  
 
==Feed==
 
==Feed==
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*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
 
*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
 
*V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
 
*V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
*V4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
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*V3.4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
*V4.1 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.
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*V3.5 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.
*V4.2 saving new feedids to local storage, added restore() function to reload these.
 
  
 
  <nowiki>xkcd = {
 
  <nowiki>xkcd = {
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prompt_captions    :[],
 
prompt_captions    :[],
  
feed_table          :[], //dummy to create button
 
 
feed_ids            :[],
 
feed_ids            :[],
 
feed_images        :[],
 
feed_images        :[],
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prompt_captions    :"Captions in prompts",
 
prompt_captions    :"Captions in prompts",
  
feed_table          :"Table of unique feed entries",
 
 
feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
 
feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
 
feed_images        :"Images in the feed",
 
feed_images        :"Images in the feed",
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init();
 
init();
  
function updatecounts(last) {
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function check(field, value) {
$("#ctitle").html((new Date()).toLocaleTimeString()
 
+"<br>Last found : "+last
 
+"<br>feed_ids: "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)
 
+"<br>prompt_captions: "+xkcd.prompt_captions.length
 
+"<br>prompt_images: "+xkcd.prompt_images.length
 
);
 
}
 
 
 
function additem(field, value) {
 
 
if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
 
if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
 
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 
xkcd[field].push(value);
 
xkcd[field].push(value);
updatecounts(field+" : "+value);
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console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
 
}
 
}
 
}
 
}
  
function next(recheck) {
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function next() {
if (!recheck) recheck = "";
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$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed/'+recheck).done(function (data) {
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check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
if (typeof data.prompt != "undefined") {
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check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
          additem("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
 
  additem("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
 
  
  additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
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check("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
  additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
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check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
  if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
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if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
 
for(i in data.prompt.album)
 
for(i in data.prompt.album)
additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);
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check("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);
  
  if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
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if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
 
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
 
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
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check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
        }
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        if (data.text) data.feed = new Array(data);
 
 
for(i in data.feed) {
 
for(i in data.feed) {
additem("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
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check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
 
feedentry = {
 
feedentry = {
 
img:  data.feed[i].img,
 
img:  data.feed[i].img,
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  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
 
  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
 
    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
 
    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
$("#ctitle").before(
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console.log("Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed");
"Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed!"
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console.log(feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text);
+"<br>old: "+data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text
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console.log(data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text);
+"<br>new: "+feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text
 
);
 
 
    }
 
    }
 
  }
 
  }
 
} else {
 
} else {
tempNew = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
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console.log("feed_id "+Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length);
if (tempNew == null) tempNew = new Array();
 
if (tempNew.indexOf(data.feed[i].id) == -1)
 
tempNew.push(data.feed[i].id);
 
localStorage.setItem('NewFeedIDs', JSON.stringify(tempNew));
 
updatecounts("feed_id : "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)+" : "+data.feed[i].id);
 
 
}
 
}
 
xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
 
xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
 
}
 
}
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window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
 +
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
 
});
 
});
window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
 
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
 
 
}
 
}
 
next();
 
next();
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   switch (which) {
 
   switch (which) {
 
     case "feed_ids":
 
     case "feed_ids":
       if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
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       if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1 && $("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
         $("#desc").html("Press feed_table to load table");
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         $("#desc").html("This script can handle a table <b>or</b> a list, not both.");
 
         break;
 
         break;
 
       }
 
       }
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$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");
 
$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");
  
       }
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       } else if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
      temparray = [];
 
    break;
 
 
 
    case "feed_table":
 
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
 
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_ids to load list of ids");
 
        break;
 
      }
 
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
 
 
         $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
 
         $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
 
         temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
 
         temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
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       if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
 
       if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
 
       mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
 
       mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
      $("#desc").html("Loaded "+temparray.length+" into "+which);
 
 
       temparray = [];
 
       temparray = [];
 
     break;
 
     break;
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   }
 
   }
 
   $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
 
   $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
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  temptest = "";
 
   switch (which) {
 
   switch (which) {
 
     case "feed_posters":
 
     case "feed_posters":
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     break;
 
     break;
 
     case "feed_ids":
 
     case "feed_ids":
temp = { ids:"", countall:0 }
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temp = { array: [], list: "", ids:"", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
 
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
 
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
 
temp.countall++;
 
temp.countall++;
 
temp.ids  += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
 
temp.ids  += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
}
 
$("#desc").append(" (all: "+temp.countall+")");
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n"+temp.ids);
 
delete temp;
 
    break;
 
    case "feed_table":
 
temp = { array: [], list: "", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
 
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
 
temp.countall++;
 
 
if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
 
if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
 
if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
 
if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
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}
 
}
 
$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
 
$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n");
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$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n"+temp.ids);
 
delete temp;
 
delete temp;
 
     break;
 
     break;
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tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
 
tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
 
tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
 
tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
temptest = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe
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tempwhich2 = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe
  
 
mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)
 
mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)
  
for(i in xkcd[temptest])
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for(i in xkcd[tempwhich2])
if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[temptest][i]) == -1)
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if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich2][i]) == -1)
xkcd[which].push(xkcd[temptest][i]);
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xkcd[which].push(xkcd[tempwhich2][i]);
  
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
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     break;
 
     break;
 
     case "sort":
 
     case "sort":
temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n");
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temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n# ");
temparray.shift();
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if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
 +
 
 
temparray2 = [];
 
temparray2 = [];
 +
 
mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
 
mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
 
 
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    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase());  
 
    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase());  
 
});
 
});
$("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n"));
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$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+temparray2.join("\n# "));
 
$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
 
$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
 
delete temparray, temparray2;
 
delete temparray, temparray2;
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}
 
}
  
function restore() {
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function xkcdout() {
window.tempOld = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
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xkcd.oldids = [];
if (window.tempOld == null) window.tempOld = new Array();
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for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) xkcd.oldids.push({ id:j, img:xkcd.feed_ids[j].img, text:xkcd.feed_ids[j].text });
restoreLoop();
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$("#magic textarea").val("xkcdold = "+JSON.stringify(xkcd));
 
}
 
}
function restoreLoop() {
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function xkcdin() {
if (window.tempOld.length) {
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for(i in xkcd) xkcd[i] = xkcdold[i];
next(window.tempOld.pop());
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for(i in xkcdold.oldids) xkcd.feed_ids[xkcdold.oldids[i].id] = { img: xkcdold.oldids[i].img, text: xkcdold.oldids[i].text }
window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
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delete xkcd.oldids;
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('restoreLoop()', 5000);
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delete xkcdold;
}
 
 
}
 
}
 
</nowiki>
 
</nowiki>
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*feed_posters: [205] - None new.
 
*feed_posters: [205] - None new.
  
*feed_table: [2252] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/Table_of_Permalinks]])
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*feed_id: [23145] (unique: 2076) (See [[1506:_xkcloud/Permalinks]])
*feed_id: [26733] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/List_of_Permalinks]])
 
  
*feed_images: [1528]
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*feed_images: [1406]
*prompt_images: [1697] (crashed and found again)
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*prompt_images not in the feed: [220]
*prompt_images without permalinks: [169]
 
  
*feed_text: [1993]
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*feed_text: [1851]
*prompt_captions: [2287] (crashed and found again)
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*prompt_captions not in the feed: [331]
*prompt_captions without permalinks: [295]
 
 
 
Note: prompt_images and prompt_captions reset when my browser crashes, so it is ''not'' supposed to equal feed+without permalinks. I've re-added them here so I can keep track of daily changes.
 
  
 
===prompt_reasons===
 
===prompt_reasons===
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# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
 
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
  
===Captions ===
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===Captions===
 
This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.
 
This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.
  
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# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
 
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 
 
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 
# [user was banned for this text]
 
# [user was banned for this text]
 
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
 
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
# *glomp*
 
 
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 
# *Tips fedora*
 
# *Tips fedora*
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# #hashtag
 
# #hashtag
 
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
 
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
 
 
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 
# #hoax
 
# #hoax
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# #Nailpolish
 
# #Nailpolish
 
# #newhipsterbike
 
# #newhipsterbike
# #NewProfilepic
 
 
# #nofilter
 
# #nofilter
 
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
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# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
 
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
# #sorrynotsorry
 
 
# #strangelyaroused
 
# #strangelyaroused
 
# #stublife
 
# #stublife
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# #Worstweekever
 
# #Worstweekever
 
# <3 hanging out with saruman
 
# <3 hanging out with saruman
# <reported for inappropriate content>
 
 
# >< ))*>
 
# >< ))*>
 
# ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
 
# ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
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# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
 
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
# 100% legit free hugs
 
 
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
 
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
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# 500 gold for the private show
 
# 500 gold for the private show
 
# 5th of November went too far this year
 
# 5th of November went too far this year
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
 
 
# 8.5 hours later...
 
# 8.5 hours later...
 
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
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# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 
# A job so boring a bird could do it
 
# A job so boring a bird could do it
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
 
 
# A land war in asia
 
# A land war in asia
 
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
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# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
# Aaaaaaaaaah
 
 
# Aaaaaargh
 
# Aaaaaargh
 
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
 
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
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# All my selfies be like
 
# All my selfies be like
 
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
 
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.  
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.  
 
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
 
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
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# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
 
# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
 
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
 
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
# And so it began...
 
 
# And so the hunt begins!
 
# And so the hunt begins!
 
# and suddenly, popcorn
 
# and suddenly, popcorn
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# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
 
 
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 
# another day on california public transportation
 
# another day on california public transportation
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# Best map projection ever
 
# Best map projection ever
 
# best republican caucus ever!
 
# best republican caucus ever!
# best snowman ever!
 
 
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
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# bowTieght!
 
# bowTieght!
 
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.  
 
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.  
# Brb, burning house down
 
 
# breakfast in 'merica
 
# breakfast in 'merica
 
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
# Brittish think tank
 
 
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
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# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 
# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 
# Cant explain that
 
# Cant explain that
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
 
 
# capes are in fashion
 
# capes are in fashion
 
# Captain obvious strikes again
 
# Captain obvious strikes again
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# come at me, pro!
 
# come at me, pro!
 
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
 
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
# Come on and Slam!
 
 
# come on iiiiin!
 
# come on iiiiin!
 
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 
# Come on party people, put your hands together
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# Dance contest! #YOLO
 
# Dance contest! #YOLO
 
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
 
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
# Danger: low clearance
 
 
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 
# Dawn of the Bread
 
# Dawn of the Bread
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# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
 
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
 
 
# daylight savings time always throws me off
 
# daylight savings time always throws me off
 
# Daylight spending time!
 
# Daylight spending time!
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# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
 
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
# Did i remember to lock the car?
 
 
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 
# did this exist as a microwave?
 
# did this exist as a microwave?
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# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 
# dOG SHAMING
 
# dOG SHAMING
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
 
 
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 
# Dominos delivers!
 
# Dominos delivers!
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# eclipse o'clock
 
# eclipse o'clock
 
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
# Edward, no!
 
 
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
 
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
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# everything makes sense now
 
# everything makes sense now
 
# Everything truly IS awesome!
 
# Everything truly IS awesome!
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
 
 
# Evolution of puzzles
 
# Evolution of puzzles
 
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
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# Existance is an illusion
 
# Existance is an illusion
 
# Extreme beer pong
 
# Extreme beer pong
# FACESWAP  lol
 
 
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
 
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
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# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
# free the beast!
 
# Freedom in a nutshell.
 
 
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
 
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
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# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
 
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
 
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
 
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
 
 
# Get that camera out of my face!
 
# Get that camera out of my face!
 
# get your ass to mars
 
# get your ass to mars
# Giant sentient banana found in space
 
 
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
 
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
 
# go home elephant you are drunk
 
# go home elephant you are drunk
 
# Go purr yourself!
 
# Go purr yourself!
# God i love sesame street
 
# God Save The Queen
 
 
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 
# Goldilocks party!
 
# Goldilocks party!
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# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
 
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
 
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!  
 
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!  
# Gravedigging time
 
 
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 
# Great ScotT!
 
# Great ScotT!
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# Had to settle for a beard
 
# Had to settle for a beard
 
# haha oh my cat
 
# haha oh my cat
# haha! i am dead inside!
 
 
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
 
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
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# Have fun in the Alps lol
 
# Have fun in the Alps lol
 
# Have fun stormin' da castle.  
 
# Have fun stormin' da castle.  
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
 
 
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 
# have you heard?
 
# have you heard?
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# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
 
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
 
 
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
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# how do you get the screensaver off?
 
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 
# How does this work again?
 
# How does this work again?
# How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
 
 
# How is this still a thing?
 
# How is this still a thing?
 
# How many can there be?
 
# How many can there be?
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# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 
# I CHOOSE YOU!
 
# I CHOOSE YOU!
# i did not account for the flames
 
 
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
 
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
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# I found a three fingered kitten!
 
# I found a three fingered kitten!
 
# I found it!!!!!!!
 
# I found it!!!!!!!
# I found the missing pieces!
 
 
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
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# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 
# I got the job!
 
# I got the job!
# I got the keys to the city.
 
 
# I got this in the mail today
 
# I got this in the mail today
 
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
 
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
# I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
 
 
# I has a sad
 
# I has a sad
 
# i hate
 
# i hate
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# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
# i hate you.  die in a fire.
 
 
# i have a bad feeling about this.
 
# i have a bad feeling about this.
 
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
 
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
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# I knew I nailed it!
 
# I knew I nailed it!
 
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
 
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
 
 
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 
# I knew pi would lead to this
 
# I knew pi would lead to this
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# I lost my wrist
 
# I lost my wrist
 
# i love a good featureless white void
 
# i love a good featureless white void
# i love my family
 
 
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 
# I love star wars!
 
# I love star wars!
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# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 
# i need to do my laundry more often.
 
# i need to do my laundry more often.
# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
 
 
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 
# I never understood that part of the bibile
 
# I never understood that part of the bibile
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# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
# i refuse to regret this decision
 
 
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
 
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
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# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 
# I think I can... I think I can
 
# I think I can... I think I can
# I think I have too many swords
 
 
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
 
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
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# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 
# I thought it would be bigger
 
# I thought it would be bigger
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
 
 
# I thought of it, and it happened
 
# I thought of it, and it happened
 
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
 
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
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# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
 
 
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 
# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
 
# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
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# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
 
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
# i've got hurt feelings
+
# I've made a huge mistake
 
# i've made a huge mistake
 
# i've made a huge mistake
# I've made a huge mistake
 
 
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 
# i've never felt so alone.
 
# i've never felt so alone.
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# Is this room 101?
 
# Is this room 101?
 
# Is this too cheesy?
 
# Is this too cheesy?
# Isn't he cute?
 
 
# it all fits together, guys!
 
# it all fits together, guys!
 
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
 
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
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# it's a metaphor
 
# it's a metaphor
 
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
 
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
# It's ALIVE!
 
 
# it's bicycles all the way down
 
# it's bicycles all the way down
 
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 
# It's bigger after you put it together.
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# it's pretty dark in this box
 
# it's pretty dark in this box
 
# It's smaller on the outside
 
# It's smaller on the outside
# It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
 
 
# It's the little things
 
# It's the little things
 
# it's the minecraft world
 
# it's the minecraft world
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# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
 
 
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
 
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
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# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
# Just not myself today.
 
 
# Just one of those days
 
# Just one of those days
 
# just playing with my pet
 
# just playing with my pet
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# like my new haircut?
 
# like my new haircut?
 
# Like my new nails?
 
# Like my new nails?
# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
 
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
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# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!  
 
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!  
 
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
# look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
 
 
# look ma, no hands!
 
# look ma, no hands!
 
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
 
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
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# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
 
# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
 
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
 
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
# Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
 
 
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 
# Mentos and lava
 
# Mentos and lava
# Meow what seems to be the problem?
 
 
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
 
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
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# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
 
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
# morning selfie :-)
 
 
# Moses lied to me.
 
# Moses lied to me.
 
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
 
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
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# My 7 picture is upside down
 
# My 7 picture is upside down
 
# My baby is learning how to write!
 
# My baby is learning how to write!
# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
 
 
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
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# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
# My God do I hate being right all the time
 
 
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 
# My gout's acting up again
 
# My gout's acting up again
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# Not all dreams can come true
 
# Not all dreams can come true
 
# Not as healthy as it looks
 
# Not as healthy as it looks
# Not even once
 
 
# Not even once...
 
# Not even once...
 
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
 
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
# not sure whether or not to tip him
 
# Note 2: Use a frozen potato
 
 
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 
# Nothing new under the sun
 
# Nothing new under the sun
# Nothing to see here.
 
 
# Notice anything different?
 
# Notice anything different?
 
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
 
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
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# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
 
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
 
 
# now you're hungry too.
 
# now you're hungry too.
 
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
 
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
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# obsession is a dangerous thing
 
# obsession is a dangerous thing
 
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
 
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
# Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
 
 
# Oh bother not again
 
# Oh bother not again
 
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
 
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
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# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 
# Oh god is it still following me?
 
# Oh god is it still following me?
# OH GOD SPIDERS
 
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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# Oh shit, not again.
 
# Oh shit, not again.
 
# Oh, Canada...
 
# Oh, Canada...
# oh, god, why?
 
 
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 
# Oh, that's where I left them!
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# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
 
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
# On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
 
 
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
 
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
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# Only 90s kids will remember
 
# Only 90s kids will remember
 
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
 
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
# Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
 
 
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
 
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
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# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 
# passed another hitch hiker
 
# passed another hitch hiker
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
 
 
# peeling back the pages of history
 
# peeling back the pages of history
 
# Penguins are people too #equality
 
# Penguins are people too #equality
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# Please send help.
 
# Please send help.
 
# Please, please, please not again!
 
# Please, please, please not again!
# Please. Save yourself.
 
 
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
 
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
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# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
 
# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
 
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
 
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
 
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
 
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
 
 
# proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
 
# proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
 
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
 
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
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# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
 
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
 
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
 
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
# rebranding of national park service almost complete
 
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# release the kraken
 
# release the kraken
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# reverse microwave oven
 
# reverse microwave oven
 
# Riemann should have had this idea
 
# Riemann should have had this idea
# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
 
 
# rm -rf /
 
# rm -rf /
 
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
 
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
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# rock beats scissors
 
# rock beats scissors
 
# Rock, paper, FACE
 
# Rock, paper, FACE
# Rocket pseudo-science!
 
 
# rodeo!!
 
# rodeo!!
 
# rofl
 
# rofl
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# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 
# She's got interesting taste in men.
# Sheena, who dis
 
 
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
 
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
# Should i fall from grace?
 
 
# should i see a doctor about this?
 
# should i see a doctor about this?
 
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
 
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
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# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 
# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# slippin' into the future
 
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
 
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
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# So i found this on my phone?
 
# So i found this on my phone?
 
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
 
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
# So it's true, then.
 
 
# So it's true, then.  
 
# So it's true, then.  
 
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
 
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
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# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
 
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
# so much for your "Democracy"
 
# So that happened
 
 
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 
# So thats What Jesus did
 
# So thats What Jesus did
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# Solo Thumbwar
 
# Solo Thumbwar
 
# solve all your problems with hemlock
 
# solve all your problems with hemlock
# Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
 
 
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
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# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
 
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
# Straight outta compton
 
 
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
 
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
 
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
# Stupid Bird!
 
 
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 
# such lambda
 
# such lambda
 
# Sun deflation: optimal
 
# Sun deflation: optimal
# Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
 
 
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 
# sup brah
 
# sup brah
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# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 
# that's one nasty burn!
 
# that's one nasty burn!
# That's the princess I want to save
 
 
# That's too much, man!
 
# That's too much, man!
 
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
 
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
# thats what she said
 
 
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
 
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
 
# The answer is blowing in the wind...
 
# The answer is blowing in the wind...
 
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
 
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
# THE BEES!!!!!
 
 
# The best brick joke possible.
 
# The best brick joke possible.
 
# the best stars are sky stars!
 
# the best stars are sky stars!
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# the rest is darkness and decay
 
# the rest is darkness and decay
 
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
# The ritual has begun.
 
 
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 
# the saddest moment of my childhood
 
# the saddest moment of my childhood
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# The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
 
# The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
 
# The Zebra was lying down
 
# The Zebra was lying down
# the zoidberg axis
 
 
# their love was doomed from the start...
 
# their love was doomed from the start...
 
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 
# There goes the neighborhood...
 
# There goes the neighborhood...
# There is a whole other world in my navel
 
 
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
 
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
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# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
 
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
# They can see me!
 
 
# they dont need us anymore
 
# they dont need us anymore
 
# they had no idea the damage they had done
 
# they had no idea the damage they had done
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# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
# This is the second worst day of my life.
 
 
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
 
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
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# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 
# This is what i had for breakfast
 
# This is what i had for breakfast
# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
 
 
# This is why I don't order take-out
 
# This is why I don't order take-out
 
# This is why I'm not an EMT
 
# This is why I'm not an EMT
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# This will require more delta-V than we expected.
 
# This will require more delta-V than we expected.
 
# This would be a great Emoji
 
# This would be a great Emoji
# Thorax Cluster
 
 
# Those Eyes! @_@
 
# Those Eyes! @_@
 
# those weren't Altoids.
 
# those weren't Altoids.
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# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
 
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
 
 
# Uglier than modern art
 
# Uglier than modern art
 
# uh... I think I'm going vegan.
 
# uh... I think I'm going vegan.
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# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 
# Universe man, Universe man...
 
# Universe man, Universe man...
# unsubscribe
 
 
# Unzipped sock
 
# Unzipped sock
 
# USB SUX
 
# USB SUX
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# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                            I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
 
# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                            I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
 
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
 
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
# vinyls were always better!
 
 
# Visited mom today
 
# Visited mom today
 
# visual from Most important meeting today
 
# visual from Most important meeting today
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# wake up sheeple!
 
# wake up sheeple!
 
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
 
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
 
 
# Wake up, sheeple.
 
# Wake up, sheeple.
 
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
 
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
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# welcome to the space jam
 
# welcome to the space jam
 
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
 
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
# Well, here's a real cock-up.
 
 
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
 
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
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# What do you see? I see a cat!
 
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
 
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
# what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
 
 
# What has science done?!
 
# What has science done?!
 
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
 
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
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# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
 
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
# what is in the box?  Only pain.
 
 
# What is your Pony Personality?
 
# What is your Pony Personality?
 
# what the sun looks like!
 
# what the sun looks like!
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# when did i put on a bow tie???
 
# when did i put on a bow tie???
 
# When everything looks like a hammer
 
# When everything looks like a hammer
# When he keeps trying to talk to you...
 
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# When in doubt, just blow on it!
 
# When in doubt, just blow on it!
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# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 
# when you see it...
 
# when you see it...
# When you see it...
 
 
# Where are the three sea shells?  
 
# Where are the three sea shells?  
 
# Where did THAT come from?
 
# Where did THAT come from?
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# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
# who ate half my cookie?
 
 
# Who came first?
 
# Who came first?
 
# who do you think I am?
 
# who do you think I am?
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
# Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
 
# Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
 
 
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 
# Who needs the Chunnel?
 
# Who needs the Chunnel?
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# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
 
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
# Who wants an omelette?
 
 
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 
# Who's that Pokémon?
 
# Who's that Pokémon?
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# worst horse ever :(
 
# worst horse ever :(
 
# Worst pokemon ever
 
# Worst pokemon ever
# Worst roomMate Ever
 
 
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 
# Worth it for the karma.
 
# Worth it for the karma.
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# WTF!?
 
# WTF!?
 
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
 
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
# Yay, worms!
 
 
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 
# Yeah... never gonna happen
 
# Yeah... never gonna happen
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# 突っ込むところもねい!
 
# 突っ込むところもねい!
  
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Some of these captions were found in the feed text before I started recording permalinks, others have been found in the prompt.
 
Some of these captions were found in the feed text before I started recording permalinks, others have been found in the prompt.
  
 
It is my expectation that these will eventually be found again, associated with permalinks.  Saving here temporarily.
 
It is my expectation that these will eventually be found again, associated with permalinks.  Saving here temporarily.
 
  
 
#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 
#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 
# ...just no.
 
# ...just no.
 +
# ...monsters from the id...
 +
# 'Murica, hell yeah!
 
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
 
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
 
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
 
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
 
# "I Never watch porn"
 
# "I Never watch porn"
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+
# "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
# *glomp*
 
 
# #beatingheartinabox
 
# #beatingheartinabox
 +
# #Canadian internet #price gouging
 
# #drbalanced
 
# #drbalanced
 
# #essentialsupplies
 
# #essentialsupplies
 
# #fishy!
 
# #fishy!
 
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
 
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
 
 
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
 
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
# #NewProfilepic
 
 
# #rememberthetitans
 
# #rememberthetitans
# #sorrynotsorry
 
 
# #underkill
 
# #underkill
# <reported for inappropriate content>
+
# ▒☺▒
# 100% legit free hugs
 
 
# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
 
# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
 
# 500 gold for the private show
 
# 500 gold for the private show
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
+
# 5th of November went too far this year
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
+
# A delicate pear
 
# A land war in asia
 
# A land war in asia
# Aaaaaaaaaah
+
# Aesthetic.
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 
# always darekst before the dawn
 
# always darekst before the dawn
 
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
# And so it began...
+
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
 
# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
 
# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
 
# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
 
# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
 
 
# another day on california public transportation
 
# another day on california public transportation
 
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
 
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
 
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
 
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
 +
# at last, validation
 
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
 
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
 +
# At that moment, something snapped.
 +
# Attracted to black holes, HELP!
 
# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
 
# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
 
# awkward! . . .
 
# awkward! . . .
 +
# balloon ninja strikes again
 
# best easter ever
 
# best easter ever
 
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
 
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
 +
# Bird seed companies HATE him
 
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
 
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
# Brb, burning house down
+
# Bomber one on approach
 +
# Bonehenge
 +
# breakfast in 'merica
 
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
 
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
+
# captcha: Enter picture description
 
# Catman
 
# Catman
 
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
 
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
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# come on iiiiin!
 
# come on iiiiin!
 
# Conflicting messages
 
# Conflicting messages
 +
# conserve yours until the last possible second
 
# curiosity fed the cat
 
# curiosity fed the cat
 
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
 
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
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# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 
# Dawn: The Final day
 
# Dawn: The Final day
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
+
# Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
# Did i remember to lock the car?
+
# Do the Harlem Shake
 +
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
 +
# Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
 +
# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
 
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
 
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
 
# Does this look infected?
 
# Does this look infected?
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
 
 
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
 
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
 
# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
 
# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
 
# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
 
# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
 
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
 
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
 +
# Dude!  Dude?  Dude.
 
# eclipse o'clock
 
# eclipse o'clock
# Edward, no!
 
 
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
 
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
 
# even the sun cowers in fear!
 
# even the sun cowers in fear!
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
 
# FACESWAP  lol
 
 
# First day at school
 
# First day at school
 +
# Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
 
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
 
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
 
# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
 
# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
 +
# found this at a novelty store
 
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
# free the beast!
 
 
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
 
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
 
# Giant sentient banana found in space
 
# God i love sesame street
 
# God Save The Queen
 
 
# good old troubleshootin'
 
# good old troubleshootin'
 
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 +
# got to meet with charlie sheen
 
# gotta take big ben down a peg
 
# gotta take big ben down a peg
 
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
# haha! i am dead inside!
+
# Guys, this picture is awful
 
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
 
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
 
 
# have you heard?
 
# have you heard?
 
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
 
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
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# hello you're on car talk
 
# hello you're on car talk
 
# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
 
# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
 +
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
 
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 
# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey there cutie
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# His name is robert palmer.
 
# His name is robert palmer.
 
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
 
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
 +
# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
 
# how do i resize the city?
 
# how do i resize the city?
 
# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
 
# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
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# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
 
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
 +
# i don't even remember taking this pic!
 
# i don't have time for this!
 
# i don't have time for this!
# I found the missing pieces!
+
# I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
# I got the keys to the city.
+
# i donna think it means what you think it means
 +
# I fixed it guys
 +
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 +
# I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
 
# i hate
 
# i hate
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
+
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
# i love my family
+
# I immediately regret eating that
# i refuse to regret this decision
+
# I should not have tried those shrooms...
# I think I have too many swords
 
 
# I think i made a point!
 
# I think i made a point!
 
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
 
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
+
# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
 
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
 
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
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# I wish this was fake...
 
# I wish this was fake...
 
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 +
# I'll never fit in!
 
# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
 
# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
 +
# I'm a bird lol
 
# i'm being ironic
 
# i'm being ironic
 
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
 
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
# i've got hurt feelings
+
# i'm so funny and original
 
# I've never felt so empty before
 
# I've never felt so empty before
 +
# if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
 
# if only i had friends...
 
# if only i had friends...
 
# If you've got a moustache...
 
# If you've got a moustache...
 
# In D&D you *are* your equipment
 
# In D&D you *are* your equipment
 +
# Insert a turnip into the serial port.
 
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
 
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
 
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
 
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
 
# Is there a bee on my nose?
 
# Is there a bee on my nose?
 
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
 
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
# Isn't he cute?
 
 
# It's a cat ass trophy
 
# It's a cat ass trophy
 
# it's a metaphor
 
# it's a metaphor
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# it's the minecraft world
 
# it's the minecraft world
 
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
 
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
+
# Just another standard morning coffee
 +
# keep on truckin...
 
# Khan!
 
# Khan!
 
# ladies
 
# ladies
 
# lemme at dem boigas!!!
 
# lemme at dem boigas!!!
 +
# Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
 +
# Life is a matter of perspective, really.
 
# Life on the moon.
 
# Life on the moon.
 
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
 
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
 
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 +
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
 
# Lost in Space...
 
# Lost in Space...
 
# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
 
# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
 +
# lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
 +
# Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
 
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
 
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
 +
# man it's hot today
 
# Massive orgy reaches climax
 
# Massive orgy reaches climax
 
# Maybe this counts as clean energy
 
# Maybe this counts as clean energy
# Meow what seems to be the problem?
 
 
# Mmm... Vegemite
 
# Mmm... Vegemite
 
# mmmmm.... Bones....
 
# mmmmm.... Bones....
 
# modest pile of dinosaurs
 
# modest pile of dinosaurs
# morning selfie :-)
+
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
 
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 +
# my children will never understand me
 +
# my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
 
# my euler circuit is alive!
 
# my euler circuit is alive!
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
# My God do I hate being right all the time
 
 
# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
 
# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
 +
# My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
 +
# My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
 +
# My roomba is slower than normal
 +
# My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
 
# My trip to Europe #selfie
 
# My trip to Europe #selfie
 
# Never divide by zero
 
# Never divide by zero
 
# new drupal logo
 
# new drupal logo
 +
# new member of the family
 
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
 
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
 
# No good deed goes unpunished
 
# No good deed goes unpunished
 
# Nom nom nom
 
# Nom nom nom
 +
# Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
 
# Not all dreams can come true
 
# Not all dreams can come true
 
# Not even once
 
# Not even once
 
# Not even once...
 
# Not even once...
# Nothing to see here.
+
# Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
+
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
# OH GOD SPIDERS
 
# oh, god, why?
 
 
# Open wide!
 
# Open wide!
 
# ouch!
 
# ouch!
 +
# Pac-man's missing piece
 +
# Pacman or ms.Pacman?
 
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
 
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
 
# photobombed again
 
# photobombed again
# Please. Save yourself.
+
# Picked this up at the thrift shop
 +
# picture of my boyfriend
 
# Prius Love
 
# Prius Love
 
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
 
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# pronounced duh-jango
# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
+
# proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
 
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 
# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
 
# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
 
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
 
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
# rebranding of national park service almost complete
 
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# release the kraken
 
# release the kraken
 
# Riemann should have had this idea
 
# Riemann should have had this idea
# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
 
 
# rock beats scissors
 
# rock beats scissors
# Rocket pseudo-science!
 
 
# rodeo!!
 
# rodeo!!
 +
# rofl
 
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
 
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
 
# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
 
# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
# Sheena, who dis
+
# Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
# slippin' into the future
+
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
 +
# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 +
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# So it's true, then.
 
# So it's true, then.
# So it's true, then.
 
 
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
 
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
# So that happened
 
 
# So this happened.
 
# So this happened.
 +
# So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
 
# solve all your problems with hemlock
 
# solve all your problems with hemlock
 
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 
# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
 
# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
 +
# someone take this banana off my face
 
# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
 
# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
 +
# Still no martians
 +
# Stop! Hammer time!
 +
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
 
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
 
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
 
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
 
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
 
# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
 
# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
 +
# Take my money!
 
# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
 
# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
 +
# Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
 
# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
 
# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
# That's the princess I want to save
+
# The answer is blowing in the wind...
 
# the best stars are sky stars!
 
# the best stars are sky stars!
 
# The castle was in you, all along!
 
# The castle was in you, all along!
 +
# The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
 
# The gang destroyed the context
 
# The gang destroyed the context
 +
# The hills are alive!
 +
# The last thing you see before you die
 
# The little prince is full of siht
 
# The little prince is full of siht
 
# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
 
# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
 +
# The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
 +
# The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
 
# The most diabolical teamup in history
 
# The most diabolical teamup in history
 
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
 
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
 
# the oceans are made of sky tears
 
# the oceans are made of sky tears
 +
# The one true way
 
# the prophecy was true !
 
# the prophecy was true !
# The ritual has begun.
+
# The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
# the zoidberg axis
 
 
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
 
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
 
# There's no more time!
 
# There's no more time!
 
# These night vision goggles don't work
 
# These night vision goggles don't work
 
# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
 
# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
# They can see me!
+
# they had no idea the damage they had done
 
# They're watching us.
 
# They're watching us.
 
# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
 
# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
 +
# this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
 
# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
 
# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
 +
# tHis is not what i was looking for
 +
# This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
 
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
# This is the second worst day of my life.
 
 
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
 
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
 
 
# This is why I don't order take-out
 
# This is why I don't order take-out
 
# This one weird object blocks out the light!
 
# This one weird object blocks out the light!
 +
# This song describes me perfectly
 +
# This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
 
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
 
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
 
# This would be a great Emoji
 
# This would be a great Emoji
 
# Those Eyes! @_@
 
# Those Eyes! @_@
 
# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
 
# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
 +
# Time time time time
 
# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
 
# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
 
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
 
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
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# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
 
# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
 
# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
 
# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
 +
# transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
 
# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
 
# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
 
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
+
# visual from Most important meeting today
# unsubscribe
+
# Walrus!
# vinyls were always better!
 
# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
 
 
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 
# we need to keep our sex life fresh
 
# we need to keep our sex life fresh
 
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
 
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
# Well, here's a real cock-up.
 
 
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
 
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
 +
# Welp, there's your problem
 
# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
 
# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
 
# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
 
# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
 
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
 
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
# what is in the box?  Only pain.
 
 
# what the sun looks like!
 
# what the sun looks like!
 
# when did i put on a bow tie???
 
# when did i put on a bow tie???
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
 
# when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
# When you see it...
 
# who ate half my cookie?
 
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
 +
# Who needs the Chunnel?
 +
# Who's that Pokémon?
 
# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
 
# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
 
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
 
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
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# Words, words, words
 
# Words, words, words
 
# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
 
# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
# Yay, worms!
 
 
# Yesterday was not good
 
# Yesterday was not good
 
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 
# You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
 
# You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
 
# you've really let me down this time.
 
# you've really let me down this time.
 +
# Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
 
# ඏ
 
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