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# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | ||
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | ||
| + | # #blessed | ||
# #BROKEN | # #BROKEN | ||
# #CATSANDBIRDS | # #CATSANDBIRDS | ||
# #caturday | # #caturday | ||
| + | # #comfortfood | ||
| + | # #DANGERZONE | ||
# #DARE to #DREAM | # #DARE to #DREAM | ||
# #delfie | # #delfie | ||
# #fallingfromorbit | # #fallingfromorbit | ||
| + | # #flavorbomb | ||
# #hashtag | # #hashtag | ||
| + | # #hoax | ||
# #Hopeicanfly | # #Hopeicanfly | ||
# #illuminati | # #illuminati | ||
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# #nomakeup #justnatural | # #nomakeup #justnatural | ||
# #nomakeup #natural | # #nomakeup #natural | ||
| + | # #satellite #navigation | ||
# #selfie #imatree #thuglife | # #selfie #imatree #thuglife | ||
| + | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter | ||
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
# #Toobigtofall | # #Toobigtofall | ||
| + | # #twinsies | ||
| + | #"...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | #"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | ||
| + | #"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now" | ||
| + | #"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | ||
| + | #"Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
| + | #"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | ||
| + | #"Space duckin'" By led blimp | ||
| + | #"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | ||
| + | #"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf | ||
| + | #...And then we decided it was time to leave | ||
#...Freudian sense tingling... | #...Freudian sense tingling... | ||
#???? USA! USA! ???? | #???? USA! USA! ???? | ||
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#????????????? | #????????????? | ||
#??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? | #??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? | ||
| + | #[Metal Gear sound effect] | ||
| + | #[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT] | ||
#[user was banned for this text] | #[user was banned for this text] | ||
| + | #“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | ||
| + | #>< ))*> | ||
#1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | #1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | ||
#100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | #100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | ||
| + | #11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | ||
#20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | #20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | ||
| + | #5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | ||
| + | #9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation | ||
#99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | #99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | ||
#A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | #A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | ||
| + | #A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou | ||
#a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | #a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | ||
| + | #A job so boring a bird could do it | ||
#A soulful rendition of "old man river" | #A soulful rendition of "old man river" | ||
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | ||
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#Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | #Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | ||
#Alan? | #Alan? | ||
| + | #All flesh is grass | ||
#All things considered, it turned out nice again | #All things considered, it turned out nice again | ||
#Allons-Y! | #Allons-Y! | ||
#Always get a full nights rest | #Always get a full nights rest | ||
| + | #Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck? | ||
#amazons newest delivery method | #amazons newest delivery method | ||
#An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | #An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | ||
#An unsuccessful bike design... | #An unsuccessful bike design... | ||
| + | #And so the hunt begins! | ||
#and suddenly, popcorn | #and suddenly, popcorn | ||
| + | #and then there were nine | ||
#ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | #ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | ||
| + | #Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food | ||
#ants, zomg, ants, everywhere | #ants, zomg, ants, everywhere | ||
#Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? | #Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? | ||
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#Apparently it's a thing now... | #Apparently it's a thing now... | ||
#Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | #Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | ||
| + | #apple's new offering: iscream | ||
| + | #Are you feeling lucky, punk? | ||
#are you sure this is a commandline? | #are you sure this is a commandline? | ||
#aren't rabbits supposed to jump out?? | #aren't rabbits supposed to jump out?? | ||
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#Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | #Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | ||
#Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | #Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | ||
| + | #At least it stopped bleeding acid | ||
| + | #At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | ||
| + | #australia is not NZ! | ||
#awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | #awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | ||
#AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | #AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | ||
#Ayyyy LMAO! | #Ayyyy LMAO! | ||
| + | #back on tinder! | ||
#Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | #Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | ||
| + | #BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | ||
#Banana invasion in progress | #Banana invasion in progress | ||
#Bangarang Motherfuckers | #Bangarang Motherfuckers | ||
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#Bay-bae lolz | #Bay-bae lolz | ||
#Bazookateer crossing | #Bazookateer crossing | ||
| + | #been stuck here for a while, any ideas? | ||
#Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | #Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | ||
#Best Christmas gift EVER! | #Best Christmas gift EVER! | ||
#best day evar!!!! | #best day evar!!!! | ||
#Best Halloween costume yet! | #Best Halloween costume yet! | ||
| + | #Best map projection ever | ||
#best republican caucus ever! | #best republican caucus ever! | ||
#Best. Funeral. Ever. | #Best. Funeral. Ever. | ||
#better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | #better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | ||
| + | #Beyond Level 256... | ||
#big ben is going down. | #big ben is going down. | ||
#Big bowl of star-flakes | #Big bowl of star-flakes | ||
#big data strikes back | #big data strikes back | ||
#bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | #bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | ||
| + | #birdcoin is looking to be a huge success | ||
#Birds are less cute the closer they are. | #Birds are less cute the closer they are. | ||
| + | #Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back | ||
#Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | #Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | ||
#Black begins and wins. | #Black begins and wins. | ||
| + | #Black box recorder | ||
| + | #blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol | ||
| + | #Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? | ||
#bowTieght! | #bowTieght! | ||
#Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | #Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | ||
#Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | #Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | ||
#brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | #brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | ||
| + | #Burnination? Huh? | ||
#Burrito night | #Burrito night | ||
#Cakephants are my new friends | #Cakephants are my new friends | ||
| + | #Can anybody help me identify this animal? | ||
#Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | #Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | ||
| + | #Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy | ||
#Captain obvious strikes again | #Captain obvious strikes again | ||
#Car tiddlywinks proves success | #Car tiddlywinks proves success | ||
| + | #Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | ||
#caught the sunset tonight at midday | #caught the sunset tonight at midday | ||
| + | #CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe | ||
#cest ne pas un pipe | #cest ne pas un pipe | ||
#Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | #Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
| + | #check out my new pet | ||
#Check out my new sonic oc! | #Check out my new sonic oc! | ||
#Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | #Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | ||
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#Close the pod bay door, Hal. | #Close the pod bay door, Hal. | ||
#Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | #Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | ||
| + | #Come on party people, put your hands together | ||
| + | #Contains 8 essential types of spiders! | ||
| + | #Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time | ||
#Copernicus: The early years | #Copernicus: The early years | ||
#CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??! | #CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??! | ||
#Crocodile Pink Eye | #Crocodile Pink Eye | ||
| + | #Cruise Kingdom | ||
#cthulu caught me slipping | #cthulu caught me slipping | ||
| + | #cthulu wants what cthulu wants | ||
#Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend | #Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend | ||
#Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | #Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | ||
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#Damn, two o'clock already? | #Damn, two o'clock already? | ||
#damn. that squirrel's got a ball | #damn. that squirrel's got a ball | ||
| + | #damned ninjas | ||
#damnit, another drunken tree in the road | #damnit, another drunken tree in the road | ||
#Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | #Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | ||
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#dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN. | #dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN. | ||
#Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | #Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | ||
| + | #devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork | ||
| + | #Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | ||
#Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | #Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | ||
#did this exist as a microwave? | #did this exist as a microwave? | ||
#Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | #Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | ||
| + | #discovered a new shortcut for making toast | ||
#Do I look like a penguin? | #Do I look like a penguin? | ||
#Do my feet look fat? | #Do my feet look fat? | ||
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#Do you feline lucky, punk? | #Do you feline lucky, punk? | ||
#Do you have a lighter? | #Do you have a lighter? | ||
| + | #Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon? | ||
#Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | #Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | ||
| + | #Does my eye look bloodshot? | ||
#Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | #Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | ||
#Dominos delivers! | #Dominos delivers! | ||
| + | #Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | ||
#Don't have a cow, man | #Don't have a cow, man | ||
| + | #Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | ||
| + | #don't worry, it's part of my plan! | ||
| + | #doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency | ||
#drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | #drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | ||
#drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick | #drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick | ||
| + | #Dryads. that is all. | ||
#Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm | #Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm | ||
| + | #Dude, I can totally catch this! | ||
#Dude, where's my car? | #Dude, where's my car? | ||
#DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you | #DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you | ||
#Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | #Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | ||
| + | #EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. | ||
| + | #emergency butter delivery | ||
#engage! | #engage! | ||
| + | #ESA probe enters black hole - first photos! | ||
#Et boum! C'est le choc! | #Et boum! C'est le choc! | ||
| + | #every breath you take, every move you make | ||
#Every day my damn cat makes this face | #Every day my damn cat makes this face | ||
#Everything maKes perfect sense now. | #Everything maKes perfect sense now. | ||
#everything makes sense now | #everything makes sense now | ||
#Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. | #Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. | ||
| + | #Exes, am I right? | ||
#Existance is an illusion | #Existance is an illusion | ||
| + | #Extreme beer pong | ||
#father & daughter re-unite! | #father & daughter re-unite! | ||
#Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | #Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | ||
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#filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | #filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | ||
#Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | #Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | ||
| + | #finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera | ||
| + | #finally got that squid stache | ||
| + | #Fire can sometimes be hot? | ||
#First day of school. | #First day of school. | ||
| + | #First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. | ||
| + | #First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook | ||
#First post, be friendly | #First post, be friendly | ||
#First screenshot of portal 3 !! | #First screenshot of portal 3 !! | ||
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#flying car - it is now officially the future | #flying car - it is now officially the future | ||
#Fnnnaarrrrr! | #Fnnnaarrrrr! | ||
| + | #Foiled again by the bell curve | ||
#For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray" | #For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray" | ||
#For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem | #For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem | ||
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#Formal on top, party on the bottom | #Formal on top, party on the bottom | ||
#found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | #found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | ||
| + | #found this on google maps earlier. | ||
| + | #Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach. | ||
| + | #Frank, the newest herald of galactus. | ||
#FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | #FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | ||
#fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? | #fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? | ||
#Fucking CAKE | #Fucking CAKE | ||
#George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | #George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | ||
| + | #get your ass to mars | ||
| + | #go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk | ||
#goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! | #goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! | ||
| + | #Goldilocks party! | ||
#google bots have uncovered some missing bits | #google bots have uncovered some missing bits | ||
| + | #GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT | ||
#Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | #Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | ||
#Got your nose! | #Got your nose! | ||
| + | #GPS Signal lost.. damn it! | ||
#Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | #Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | ||
#GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | #GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | ||
| + | #Great, now I forgot where I left the car. | ||
| + | #Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | ||
#Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | #Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | ||
| + | #GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | ||
| + | #ha ha ha... no. | ||
| + | #Had to settle for a beard | ||
#haha oh my cat | #haha oh my cat | ||
| + | #Happy Birthday, M C Escher | ||
#Have fun stormin' da castle. | #Have fun stormin' da castle. | ||
#Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | #Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | ||
#He did say it was edible | #He did say it was edible | ||
| + | #He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | ||
| + | #He left me! :ccc | ||
#He nailed it! | #He nailed it! | ||
#hello darkness my old friend | #hello darkness my old friend | ||
| + | #Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | ||
#help wanted. inquire within. | #help wanted. inquire within. | ||
#Here comes the sun, do do do do... | #Here comes the sun, do do do do... | ||
#Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | #Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | ||
| + | #hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa! | ||
#Hey, it's windows 7 again! | #Hey, it's windows 7 again! | ||
#hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | #hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | ||
#Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | #Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | ||
| + | #hgghjg | ||
| + | #Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go | ||
#Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | #Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | ||
#Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. | #Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. | ||
| + | #Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? | ||
| + | #HODOR! | ||
#holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too! | #holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too! | ||
#Homo helicopteris captured in bali | #Homo helicopteris captured in bali | ||
| + | #horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. | ||
| + | #Houston, we are the problem | ||
#Hoverboard to full power! | #Hoverboard to full power! | ||
#How did I get here?!? | #How did I get here?!? | ||
#how do you get the screensaver off? | #how do you get the screensaver off? | ||
| + | #How does this work again? | ||
| + | #hungry hungry fencing subcontractors | ||
#I think I need new glasses. | #I think I need new glasses. | ||
| + | #I am a beautiful person. | ||
#i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again | #i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again | ||
| + | #I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. | ||
#I blame supernasa | #I blame supernasa | ||
#I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | #I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | ||
| + | #I call it: "The Futility of American Anything" | ||
| + | #I can has cheezburger? | ||
#I can take photos with my teeth! | #I can take photos with my teeth! | ||
| + | #I can't even. But I am taking evening classes. | ||
| + | #i can't form the words to describe such beauty | ||
#I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | #I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | ||
| + | #I CHOOSE YOU! | ||
| + | #i do the same thing at frat parties | ||
| + | #I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | ||
| + | #I don't know | ||
#i don't remember this scene form star wars | #i don't remember this scene form star wars | ||
#I don't think I really understand what this is. | #I don't think I really understand what this is. | ||
| + | #I don't think this is working | ||
| + | #i don't think we're playing zelda anymore... | ||
| + | #I dream of death | ||
| + | #I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND | ||
#I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently | #I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently | ||
#I find this picture reflects my soul. | #I find this picture reflects my soul. | ||
#I forgot the two scoops of rasins! | #I forgot the two scoops of rasins! | ||
| + | #I forgot to get a plane | ||
#I found a three fingered kitten! | #I found a three fingered kitten! | ||
#I found it!!!!!!! | #I found it!!!!!!! | ||
#I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | #I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | ||
| + | #I found this little guy in the woods near my house | ||
| + | #I got the job! | ||
#I guess I only have myself to blame. | #I guess I only have myself to blame. | ||
| + | #I has a sad | ||
| + | #i hate it when this happens | ||
#I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | #I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | ||
| + | #I hate waking up from a really good dream | ||
#I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | #I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | ||
#I have tasted many fish | #I have tasted many fish | ||
| + | #I just bought this | ||
#I just can't see the point anymore | #I just can't see the point anymore | ||
| + | #I just want to watch the world burn | ||
#I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season | #I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season | ||
| + | #I knew there would be side effects | ||
| + | #I like this picture | ||
#I lost my wits | #I lost my wits | ||
| + | #I lost my wrist | ||
| + | #I 'M out of the acorn | ||
#I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper | #I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper | ||
#i need to do my laundry more often. | #i need to do my laundry more often. | ||
| + | #I never understood that part of the bibile | ||
#I put on my wizard robe and hat | #I put on my wizard robe and hat | ||
#I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | #I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | ||
| + | #i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! | ||
#I say: nuts to that! | #I say: nuts to that! | ||
#I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | #I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | ||
#I should really separate those | #I should really separate those | ||
| + | #I solved the debt crisis! | ||
| + | #I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. | ||
#I Swear this dress was yellow and blue | #I Swear this dress was yellow and blue | ||
| + | #I think I can... I think I can | ||
#I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL | #I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL | ||
| + | #I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb | ||
| + | #I think there's something here | ||
| + | #i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED! | ||
#I thought it would be bigger | #I thought it would be bigger | ||
#I thought of it, and it happened | #I thought of it, and it happened | ||
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#I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* | #I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* | ||
#I was late | #I was late | ||
| + | #I wish I could ride in a balloon | ||
#i wonder why you left me here. | #i wonder why you left me here. | ||
#I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself | #I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself | ||
#I wouldn't eat that if I were you. | #I wouldn't eat that if I were you. | ||
| + | #I'd call this experiment a success. | ||
#If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | #If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | ||
#if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? | #if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? | ||
#if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | #if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | ||
#If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! | #If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! | ||
| + | #if there is no water on mars, at least there is data | ||
#if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | #if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
#If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | #If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | ||
#if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles. | #if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles. | ||
| + | #If you're brave enough... | ||
| + | #If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself | ||
| + | #I'll catch it one day | ||
#I'll just go buy cigarettes | #I'll just go buy cigarettes | ||
#I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile | #I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile | ||
#i'll never get tired of this. | #i'll never get tired of this. | ||
| + | #I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( | ||
#i'll see you on the dark side of the moon | #i'll see you on the dark side of the moon | ||
#I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | #I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | ||
#I'm a fighter! | #I'm a fighter! | ||
#I'm a Real Boy! | #I'm a Real Boy! | ||
| + | #I'm going to be smashed to bits | ||
| + | #I'm lost without your love, baby | ||
| + | #I'm not aging gracefully, am I? | ||
| + | #I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens | ||
| + | #i'm now 75% more efficient | ||
#I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | #I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | ||
#im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere | #im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere | ||
#in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? | #in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? | ||
#In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | #In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | ||
| + | #in line at the dmv | ||
| + | #In my dreams I'm always strong | ||
#In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. | #In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. | ||
#in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging. | #in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging. | ||
#In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | #In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | ||
#in theathers, close to you | #in theathers, close to you | ||
| + | #Initiate evasive maneuver! | ||
| + | #Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | ||
#introducing the yolo distribution | #introducing the yolo distribution | ||
#is good idea yes | #is good idea yes | ||
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#Is it really today, already? | #Is it really today, already? | ||
#Is that a huge salad falling over new york? | #Is that a huge salad falling over new york? | ||
| + | #is that a war walrus? | ||
#is the eject button meant to do this? | #is the eject button meant to do this? | ||
#Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know. | #Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know. | ||
| + | #Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? | ||
#Is this real life? | #Is this real life? | ||
| + | #Is this room 101? | ||
| + | #Is this too cheesy? | ||
#it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness | #it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness | ||
#It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! | #It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! | ||
#It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | #It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | ||
| + | #IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! | ||
| + | #it was never this complicated when I was a kid | ||
| + | #It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. | ||
#It's a Finger trap | #It's a Finger trap | ||
| + | #It's a timey-wimey time-lord | ||
| + | #it's in a good part of town | ||
#it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama | #it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama | ||
#It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | #It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | ||
| + | #It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! | ||
#It's the little things | #It's the little things | ||
#I've been robbed! | #I've been robbed! | ||
#I've found a new way to feed the poor | #I've found a new way to feed the poor | ||
| + | #I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. | ||
#I've made a huge mistake | #I've made a huge mistake | ||
#I've never been so aware of my own hunger | #I've never been so aware of my own hunger | ||
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#i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | #i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | ||
#Jet fuel can't melt steel beams | #Jet fuel can't melt steel beams | ||
| + | #John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much | ||
#John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing | #John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing | ||
| + | #Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. | ||
#just another cat video | #just another cat video | ||
#Just another day in paradise | #Just another day in paradise | ||
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#just two more trips over the horizon | #just two more trips over the horizon | ||
#kang, do i look good in this? | #kang, do i look good in this? | ||
| + | #Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this | ||
#kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood | #kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood | ||
#Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | #Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | ||
#ksp mission success | #ksp mission success | ||
| + | #Lack of cucumbers | ||
#Larry asked me to be his wingman | #Larry asked me to be his wingman | ||
| + | #last march of the ents | ||
| + | #Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | ||
| + | #Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh. | ||
| + | #leapfrog, anyone? | ||
| + | #Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | ||
| + | #Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | ||
| + | #LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE. | ||
| + | #Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back | ||
#Life is hard three standard deviations to the left. | #Life is hard three standard deviations to the left. | ||
| + | #Light traffic today. | ||
#like my new haircut? | #like my new haircut? | ||
#lol, no i didn't jump | #lol, no i didn't jump | ||
| + | #London | ||
| + | #look at me, i'm from England! | ||
#Look at my new blue dress! | #Look at my new blue dress! | ||
#look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings | #look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings | ||
#Look at that fart propulsion | #Look at that fart propulsion | ||
| + | #Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | ||
#Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | #Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | ||
| + | #look ma, no hands! | ||
#Look out! | #Look out! | ||
#look what happened to my satellite | #look what happened to my satellite | ||
#Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | #Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | ||
#love it! | #love it! | ||
| + | #Made in god's own image, yessiree! | ||
#Magnificent as fuck | #Magnificent as fuck | ||
#Magnified 10,000 times | #Magnified 10,000 times | ||
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#Man, it's windy | #Man, it's windy | ||
#Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately. | #Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately. | ||
| + | #Man, that was the best party in my life | ||
#Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | #Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | ||
| + | #mario Kart is harder in real life | ||
#Mari-OH | #Mari-OH | ||
#marvel universe howard the duck returns | #marvel universe howard the duck returns | ||
| + | #MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK | ||
| + | #Maths are hard | ||
#Max gentleman | #Max gentleman | ||
#may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint | #may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint | ||
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#Mentos and lava | #Mentos and lava | ||
#Meritocracy is a pipe dream | #Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | #Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon | ||
#Minecraft has fingerprints Now! | #Minecraft has fingerprints Now! | ||
| + | #Minister! We're running out of time. | ||
#Mistakes were made. | #Mistakes were made. | ||
| + | #Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| + | #Monday mornings | ||
| + | #monkey movember | ||
#moo! | #moo! | ||
#More advantages to USB type c revealed | #More advantages to USB type c revealed | ||
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#My baby is learning how to write! | #My baby is learning how to write! | ||
#my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | #my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | ||
| + | #My clothes need a wash... | ||
| + | #My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon | ||
| + | #My elephant is disgruntled with your food service | ||
#My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | #My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
#my friend posing while a plane flies by | #my friend posing while a plane flies by | ||
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#My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. | #My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. | ||
#my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy | #my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy | ||
| + | #my new boss | ||
#My new cat is awesome | #My new cat is awesome | ||
#my new duvet cover! | #my new duvet cover! | ||
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#My selfie stick broke. | #My selfie stick broke. | ||
#My tastes are very... singular | #My tastes are very... singular | ||
| + | #My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! | ||
| + | #my wonderful dad! | ||
| + | #mYTH BUSTED! | ||
#na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | #na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | ||
#Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles | #Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles | ||
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#Need a Haircut | #Need a Haircut | ||
#Never will follow the instructions on google maps again. | #Never will follow the instructions on google maps again. | ||
| + | #New amazon product | ||
#New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states | #New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states | ||
#New car flipping world record set | #New car flipping world record set | ||
| + | #New headcanon: | ||
#New means to help collect more evidence | #New means to help collect more evidence | ||
| + | #New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding | ||
#new phone who dis | #new phone who dis | ||
#New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE. | #New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE. | ||
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#No guitar without a sombrero | #No guitar without a sombrero | ||
#No more sorrow! | #No more sorrow! | ||
| + | #no one ever suspected the shovel | ||
| + | #no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely | ||
#No wants to hear me talk about my cat | #No wants to hear me talk about my cat | ||
| + | #no wonder the cat always sits here | ||
#No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | #No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | #NO. JUST NO. | ||
#nobody knows the trouble i've seen | #nobody knows the trouble i've seen | ||
| + | #Nope nope nope nope nope | ||
| + | #Not a fruit | ||
#Not Again :( | #Not Again :( | ||
| + | #Not as healthy as it looks | ||
#Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | #Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | ||
| + | #Note: HUGE SUCCess | ||
#Nothing new under the sun | #Nothing new under the sun | ||
| + | #Notice anything different? | ||
| + | #Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. | ||
#now you're hungry too. | #now you're hungry too. | ||
#NUTS! | #NUTS! | ||
| + | #Office gamification has got out of hand. | ||
| + | #Oh bother not again | ||
| + | #oh damn! it's that time of the year again! | ||
#Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras | #Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras | ||
#Oh god is it still following me? | #Oh god is it still following me? | ||
#OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE | #OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE | ||
#Oh God! It's happening again! | #Oh God! It's happening again! | ||
| + | #oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit | ||
#Oh here we go | #Oh here we go | ||
| + | #OH MY GOD A HORSE | ||
| + | #Oh No! Not again! | ||
#Oh no! Not again. | #Oh no! Not again. | ||
#Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! | #Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! | ||
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#On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up. | #On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up. | ||
#On the plus side, the exhaust system does work | #On the plus side, the exhaust system does work | ||
| + | #one does not simply wok into mordor | ||
#One of those mornings... | #One of those mornings... | ||
#Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. | #Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. | ||
| + | #onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia! | ||
| + | #oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening | ||
| + | #Optimus prime was having a bad day. | ||
#our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems | #our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems | ||
#Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | #Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | ||
| + | #Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak. | ||
| + | #Oy, my giblets! | ||
#parallel universe, here i come! #sweet! | #parallel universe, here i come! #sweet! | ||
#PARKOUR IN ACTION | #PARKOUR IN ACTION | ||
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#Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying. | #Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying. | ||
#Perspective issues | #Perspective issues | ||
| + | #Philae lander found! | ||
#photo proof for you skeptics out there | #photo proof for you skeptics out there | ||
#photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird | #photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird | ||
| + | #Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy. | ||
| + | #Picasso's illegitimate child... | ||
| + | #picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama | ||
#PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary | #PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary | ||
| + | #Pintsize what are you doing?! | ||
#Pizza TIME | #Pizza TIME | ||
| + | #Please send help. | ||
| + | #Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes | ||
| + | #Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain? | ||
#Press 'continue' to abort. | #Press 'continue' to abort. | ||
#Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this | #Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this | ||
| + | #Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door. | ||
| + | #pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity | ||
#Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof | #Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof | ||
#Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | #Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | ||
#PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | #PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | #Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people | ||
| + | #quack quack, motherflipper | ||
#racing stripes on hoodies are cool. | #racing stripes on hoodies are cool. | ||
| + | #RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | ||
#Real Eyes Realize real lies. | #Real Eyes Realize real lies. | ||
| + | #really not how I thought I would die | ||
#Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook | #Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook | ||
#Research shows a new perspective is easily gained. | #Research shows a new perspective is easily gained. | ||
| + | #research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna | ||
#results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm | #results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm | ||
#reverse et | #reverse et | ||
#Robert'); Drop Table students;-- | #Robert'); Drop Table students;-- | ||
| + | #Robots in much better disguise | ||
#Rock, paper, FACE | #Rock, paper, FACE | ||
#Rollerskating always was overrated | #Rollerskating always was overrated | ||
| + | #run little ghost, run! | ||
| + | #sad cow is sad | ||
#Said the duchess to the vicar. | #Said the duchess to the vicar. | ||
#Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen | #Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen | ||
| + | #sarlac ball-pit!!! | ||
#Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman? | #Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman? | ||
#school's out! | #school's out! | ||
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#Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks! | #Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks! | ||
#Screw it, here's a cat pic | #Screw it, here's a cat pic | ||
| + | #See a carrot deflate a pool ball | ||
#SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! | #SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! | ||
| + | #Self Portrait: Complete. | ||
#Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000. | #Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000. | ||
| + | #share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians | ||
#She's got interesting taste in men. | #She's got interesting taste in men. | ||
#should i see a doctor about this? | #should i see a doctor about this? | ||
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#So long, and thanks for all the fish | #So long, and thanks for all the fish | ||
#So thats What Jesus did | #So thats What Jesus did | ||
| + | #So that's where that hour went on Sunday night | ||
| + | #So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. | ||
| + | #So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? | ||
#So, it has come to this... | #So, it has come to this... | ||
#so, scientology... | #so, scientology... | ||
| + | #So, this happened. | ||
| + | #So... those were real | ||
#So...Magnets, right? | #So...Magnets, right? | ||
#Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | #Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | ||
| + | #SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN | ||
#Something seems to be wrong with my car | #Something seems to be wrong with my car | ||
#Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment | #Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment | ||
#Sometimes all you can do is wait | #Sometimes all you can do is wait | ||
| + | #Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
#Somewhere, this exists. | #Somewhere, this exists. | ||
#Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy! | #Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy! | ||
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#Spiders. Nope. | #Spiders. Nope. | ||
#SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles | #SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles | ||
| + | #stay away from my eggcorns | ||
#Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | #Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | ||
| + | #Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris." | ||
#Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... | #Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... | ||
#Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML! | #Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML! | ||
| + | #Submarine-world promblems, amirite? | ||
| + | #such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | ||
#sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | #sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | ||
#super high intensity training at NORAD | #super high intensity training at NORAD | ||
#Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | #Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | ||
#tail recursion spotted in the wild!! | #tail recursion spotted in the wild!! | ||
| + | #take two, they are small | ||
| + | #Target Found. | ||
| + | #Teach a fis how to to man... wait? | ||
| + | #terminal velocity is a myth | ||
#Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant | #Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant | ||
#thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system | #thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system | ||
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#That is, in fact, a squirrel. | #That is, in fact, a squirrel. | ||
#That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed. | #That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed. | ||
| + | #That's gonna hurt on the way out | ||
#that's me! | #that's me! | ||
| + | #THAT'S NO MOON | ||
#That's not a chicken | #That's not a chicken | ||
#That's not a nut! | #That's not a nut! | ||
| + | #THAT'S NUMBERWANG! | ||
| + | #That's too much, man! | ||
#that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | #that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | ||
#The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond | #The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond | ||
| + | #The basis for fast and furious 13. | ||
#The birds found the hobbit hole | #The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
#The Captain Crunch Kraken | #The Captain Crunch Kraken | ||
#The cat brought in another bird. | #The cat brought in another bird. | ||
#The choice is simple. | #The choice is simple. | ||
| + | #The dark helps me see in the carrots | ||
#the dark side of the moon, amirite? | #the dark side of the moon, amirite? | ||
#the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | #the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | #The designers of this camera literally nailed it | ||
#The Dissolution of Parliament. | #The Dissolution of Parliament. | ||
#The ents met the triffids | #The ents met the triffids | ||
#the event horizon returned | #the event horizon returned | ||
#The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you | #The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you | ||
| + | #the first official thing i stole from my college roommates. | ||
| + | #the floor is made of lava. send help. | ||
#The French space program | #The French space program | ||
#The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne! | #The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne! | ||
#The HORROR! | #The HORROR! | ||
#The horrors of war | #The horrors of war | ||
| + | #The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model | ||
| + | #The infamous Snow-muon. | ||
#The knids are hungry | #The knids are hungry | ||
#The last person to be surprised by a selfie | #The last person to be surprised by a selfie | ||
| + | #the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books | ||
#The metric system costs thousands of lives each year | #The metric system costs thousands of lives each year | ||
#The moon landing was a lie | #The moon landing was a lie | ||
#The moon looks weird today | #The moon looks weird today | ||
#The Moon Will Eat What it will | #The Moon Will Eat What it will | ||
| + | #The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | ||
| + | #The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out! | ||
| + | #The newest Olympic sport | ||
#The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... | #The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... | ||
| + | #the only people for me are the mad ones | ||
#The press conference lasted shorter than expected! | #The press conference lasted shorter than expected! | ||
#The Prodigy is in town! | #The Prodigy is in town! | ||
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#The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | #The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | ||
#the rest is darkness and decay | #the rest is darkness and decay | ||
| + | #The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening | ||
#the saddest moment of my childhood | #the saddest moment of my childhood | ||
#The solution to all life's problems | #The solution to all life's problems | ||
#The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled. | #The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled. | ||
| + | #THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO | ||
#The tea party was right about GMO bicycles | #The tea party was right about GMO bicycles | ||
#The time has come. | #The time has come. | ||
| + | #The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer | ||
| + | #The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.) | ||
| + | #The unforgiving war on health | ||
#The vlog was better than the movie | #The vlog was better than the movie | ||
| + | #their love was doomed from the start... | ||
#Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle... | #Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle... | ||
#There goes the neighborhood... | #There goes the neighborhood... | ||
| + | #There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. | ||
#There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken. | #There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken. | ||
| + | #There's a third bump, growing fast | ||
#These aren't my sandwiches | #These aren't my sandwiches | ||
#These cravings will never stop | #These cravings will never stop | ||
#These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | #These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | ||
#These two impress me every single day! #proudfather | #These two impress me every single day! #proudfather | ||
| + | #THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!! | ||
#they said be careful, we said yolo | #they said be careful, we said yolo | ||
| + | #they said we couldn't play god | ||
#They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror | #They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror | ||
#they're all dead, dave. | #they're all dead, dave. | ||
| + | #Things Lost in couch cushions | ||
#this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie | #this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie | ||
#This apple got a face on it dog | #This apple got a face on it dog | ||
#This definitely wasn't in the Bible. | #This definitely wasn't in the Bible. | ||
#This diagram of the solar system is not to scale | #This diagram of the solar system is not to scale | ||
| + | #this didn't last long. | ||
#This elevator has no 'down'! | #This elevator has no 'down'! | ||
| + | #This explains everything | ||
#this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's | #this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's | ||
#this guy keeps following me | #this guy keeps following me | ||
| + | #This is a cat | ||
#This is a good idea | #This is a good idea | ||
| + | #THis is a love/hate poem. | ||
#this is just a tribute #thed | #this is just a tribute #thed | ||
#this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make. | #this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make. | ||
#This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | #This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | ||
#This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | #This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | ||
| + | #this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet | ||
#This is what i had for breakfast | #This is what i had for breakfast | ||
| + | #This is why I'm not an EMT | ||
#This is why we can't have good things | #This is why we can't have good things | ||
| + | #This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change. | ||
#This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! | #This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! | ||
#This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace | #This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace | ||
| + | #THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME. | ||
| + | #This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps | ||
#This needs a motivational text | #This needs a motivational text | ||
#This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. | #This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. | ||
| + | #this one's over 15 kt bitches! | ||
#This photo was taken from my iphone | #This photo was taken from my iphone | ||
#this plot is odd. | #this plot is odd. | ||
| + | #This trebuchet is set to self-destruct! | ||
#this was in the bible | #this was in the bible | ||
#this was my inspiration | #this was my inspiration | ||
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#To infinity and Birdyond! | #To infinity and Birdyond! | ||
#Today i am a Chinese clock | #Today i am a Chinese clock | ||
| + | #today's to do list | ||
#Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD | #Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD | ||
#Too much Acid. Got to sort life out. | #Too much Acid. Got to sort life out. | ||
#too much lens flare? | #too much lens flare? | ||
#Top of the world | #Top of the world | ||
| + | #TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA. | ||
| + | #Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird. | ||
#T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold | #T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold | ||
| + | #Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING | ||
| + | #True Self-Control | ||
#truly, i am euphoric | #truly, i am euphoric | ||
#TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | #TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | ||
#trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it. | #trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it. | ||
#Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! | #Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! | ||
| + | #Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it! | ||
#turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots | #turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots | ||
| + | #Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along | ||
#Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind | #Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind | ||
| + | #two great tastes that go great together | ||
#Ugh, i'll never understand art. | #Ugh, i'll never understand art. | ||
#uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | #uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | ||
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#Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it | #Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it | ||
#van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement | #van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement | ||
| + | #Visual representation of Dubstep | ||
#Wait for it... | #Wait for it... | ||
#Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy? | #Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy? | ||
| + | #Wait, you can see that too | ||
#wake up sheeple! | #wake up sheeple! | ||
| + | #Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!! | ||
#Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | #Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | ||
#Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air | #Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air | ||
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#we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit | #we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit | ||
#We are not men. we are devo. | #We are not men. we are devo. | ||
| + | #We can't do it, the moon is in the way | ||
#We claim this iceberg for the Motherland | #We claim this iceberg for the Motherland | ||
#we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show | #we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show | ||
#We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl | #We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl | ||
| + | #We live in a golden age! | ||
| + | #We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code. | ||
| + | #We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe | ||
| + | #Weeeee!!! | ||
#Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face | #Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face | ||
| + | #welcome to Argentina | ||
| + | #Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision? | ||
#welcome to the space jam | #welcome to the space jam | ||
| + | #we'll take the next one #CasualRacism | ||
| + | #Well, I guess than answers the age-old question! | ||
| + | #Well, now this is a thing. | ||
#well, so much for the space program | #well, so much for the space program | ||
#Well, you can't fix what isn't broken. | #Well, you can't fix what isn't broken. | ||
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#Whale Selfie! | #Whale Selfie! | ||
#what a bummer | #what a bummer | ||
| + | #What are pixels? | ||
| + | #What could possibly go wrong™? | ||
#What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? | #What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? | ||
#what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens | #what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens | ||
#what if it's a ghost pepper? | #what if it's a ghost pepper? | ||
#What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron? | #What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron? | ||
| + | #what to have for breakfast? | ||
| + | #WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED. | ||
#when you see it... | #when you see it... | ||
#Where did this road come from?!? | #Where did this road come from?!? | ||
#where should i put this cool new tatto? | #where should i put this cool new tatto? | ||
| + | #where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes | ||
#where to buy spanish ham ? | #where to buy spanish ham ? | ||
#which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? | #which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? | ||
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#Who came first? | #Who came first? | ||
#Who Made all these Don quixote clones? | #Who Made all these Don quixote clones? | ||
| + | #Who put import superman in the python configuration script? | ||
| + | #Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon? | ||
#Who stepped on my pop tart? | #Who stepped on my pop tart? | ||
#Who the fck deleted development branch?!?! | #Who the fck deleted development branch?!?! | ||
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#Why do people do this? | #Why do people do this? | ||
#Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? | #Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? | ||
| + | #Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously. | ||
#Why don't chimpanzees have beards? | #Why don't chimpanzees have beards? | ||
#Why should squirrel learn baseball | #Why should squirrel learn baseball | ||
#with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before | #with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before | ||
#WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6 | #WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6 | ||
| + | #worst horse ever :( | ||
#worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. | #worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. | ||
| + | #Worth it for the karma. | ||
#would you choose the microwave over this? | #would you choose the microwave over this? | ||
| + | #Would you like to play a game? | ||
#Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude | #Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude | ||
#Wow. Just, Wow. | #Wow. Just, Wow. | ||
#wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!! | #wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!! | ||
#WTF!? | #WTF!? | ||
| + | #Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok? | ||
| + | #Yeah... never gonna happen | ||
#YES | #YES | ||
#you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think | #you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think | ||
| + | #You did what in my tuba? | ||
#You must be new here. | #You must be new here. | ||
#YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | #YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | ||
| + | #You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not. | ||
#You'll never guess what happens next... | #You'll never guess what happens next... | ||
| + | #Zoidgebra 101 | ||
===prompt_text=== | ===prompt_text=== | ||
Revision as of 12:47, 2 April 2015
Contents
Status
Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(
- Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
Feed
Structure
- feed: Array {
- id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c
- img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
- kind: "post"
- poster: "Frances51"
- profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
- text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
- }
- prompt {
- reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
- id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
- poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
- profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
- img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
- captions: Array
- text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
- album: Array
- }
Prompt varies between:
- img_id and captions array
- text and album array
Script
xkcd = {
prompt_reasons :[],
prompt_posters :[],
prompt_text :[],
prompt_captions :[],
feed_posters :[],
feed_text :[]
}
function check(field, value) {
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
xkcd[field].push(value);
console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
}
}
function next() {
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
for(i in data.feed) {
check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);
}
});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);
(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
- However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.
You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.
- The surveys do not change as often as the other data.
I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.
- Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.
Results
My array is currently:
- feed_text[601]
- feed_posters[203]
- prompt_captions[441]
- prompt_text[95]
- prompt_posters[82]
- prompt_reasons[91]
prompt_reasons
- +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
- <%= reason %>
- a user's middle name was </html>
- aol window in front of netscape window
- Baby ur much 2 fast
- bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
- butter didn't suit the works
- butter overflow
- butter to text interface not found
- butter underrun
- cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
- CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
- cat-like typing detected
- confirmation BIOS
- could not evade skifree yeti
- could not initialize sound blaster 16
- CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
- cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
- data too big
- database configuration violates the Prime Directive
- Dave's not registered, man
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
- dictionary too stiff to read
- electrons too big, stuck in wafer
- ERR:INVALID DIM
- error
- error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
- error: error code [error] while decoding error code
- error: operation completed successfully
- ethics in journalism
- eyelash! eyelash!
- files fell out
- files overwritten with more interesting content
- firewall caught fire
- floating point unit no longer afloat
- food problematic
- friday squid blogging
- general uncertainty
- GSM filter change required
- guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
- hard drive oil depleted
- helvetica scenario
- HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
- HTTP 418
- http is down
- hung up prematurely
- I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
- i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
- illegal carrot detected in mail queue
- insufficient smoke for current mirror array
- lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
- lp0 on fire
- Main Bus B Undervolt
- mean connection time exceeded
- microwave running
- minimum recursion depth not reached
- nanobots in the water
- oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
- our buffer runneth over
- out of electrons
- out of monads
- overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
- PC LOAD LETTER
- Please Insert Riven CD 4
- PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
- previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
- qubit indeterminate
- RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
- screws are stripped
- server aperture too narrow for capital letters
- server fell in ocean
- server had too much to drink
- server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
- server room haunted
- sitemap was held upside down
- Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
- soonerist sperver fid dot nile
- spin cycle still active
- spin number must be of the form n/2
- spontaneous splinal dereticulation
- SQL ejection
- subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
- sysadmin trapped in well
- tape on write-protect hole fell off
- temporal paradox
- the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
- the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
- the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
- the system / is down
- This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
- This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
- too many hands on the keyboard
- transfer interrupted by incoming fax
- TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
- turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
- Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
- undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
- unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
- unimplemented trap
- User accepted terms but not conditions
- User is not a typewriter.
- user put spaces/vowels in filename
- UTF-31 decode error
- virtual memory got too real
- wrong files
- YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
feed_posters
Usernames uses in the feed.
- @meganamram
- Addison1
- Addison8
- Agric Silverfinger
- Aidan2
- Aiden1
- Aiden5
- Aidenn Aberforth Milne
- Alice1956
- Amanda08
- Anonymous
- Apple Martin
- Arthur17
- Arthur19
- Ashley2009
- Ashley8
- Ashley92
- Austin72
- Ayden1952
- Bailey08
- Bailey2001
- Barbara1974
- Benjamin Kenobi Sr
- Benjamin1970
- Bool Hand Luke
- Brandi9
- Brittany1
- Caden14
- Caden2010
- Candice10
- Carol04
- Chad80
- Charles18
- Chelsea2006
- Cheyenne15
- Cheyenne1988
- Christina Applecare
- CMOS Def
- Curic Copperfinger
- Cynthia1995
- Cynthia99
- Dakota09
- Dakota94
- David St. Hubbins
- Debbie26
- Debbie3
- Debbie62
- Deborah3
- Delta Elroy Backslash
- Destiny1983
- Destiny89
- Dillon2008
- Donald19
- Donna2
- Dorothy7
- DragonBall Cooper
- Dunston Chexin
- Dustin46
- Earl Sinclair
- Egbert Bentley White
- Eliezer Yudkowsky
- Elon Musk
- Emily15
- Eowyn L'Oreal James
- Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
- Flash Groupon
- Frances29
- Frances51
- Frances99
- Gary1951
- Gary8
- Gary86
- George Debian Bush
- George Reagan Renesmee Martin
- Green Mario
- Greg2004
- Hatsy Collins
- Henry05
- Henry4
- Horsepower Lovecraft
- J. Alfred Leftshark
- Jack3
- Jack39
- Jacob10
- Jada5
- Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
- Jaden21
- Jaina Khloe Rowling
- Jalen81
- James URL Jones
- Jason15
- Jayden79
- Jennifer1
- Jeph Jacques
- Jerry18
- Joe Biden
- John Wilkes Knuth
- John2
- Jonathan27
- Joshua80
- Joshua84
- Justin28
- Justin87
- Kaden61
- Kaitlin1976
- Karen3
- Kathleen78
- Keira10
- Keira2002
- Keira48
- Kelsey1970
- Kelsey1996
- Kenneth94
- Kenneth96
- Khloe14
- Khloe2
- Kilroy
- Kim5
- Kristy2007
- Larry Ronald Hubbard
- Larry1994
- Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
- Linda08
- Lindsay2011
- Lisa1995
- Livemau5
- Lord Gaga
- Lord Mondegreen
- Louis Reasoner
- Madison19
- Madison80
- Malik2
- Margaret11
- Margaret5
- Marie10
- Marie12
- Marie3
- Marissa Mayer
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Mark2006
- Mark2007
- Mark92
- Martin Van Halen
- Matthew2006
- Mavis Bitcoin
- Michaela2006
- Michelle11
- Minecraft Holmes
- Misty3
- Myspace Tom
- Norton Ghost Dad
- Notorious L.H.C.
- Padme Dorothy James
- Pam06
- Patricia03
- Paul1957
- Paul50
- Player One
- Player Two
- Professor Monoculatus McToff
- Raymond6
- Ronald22
- Ruth3
- S. G. Dukat
- Samuel19
- Samuel49
- Sarah1976
- Sarah2005
- Sarah55
- Sharon91
- Sharon99
- Shaun1960
- Shaun46
- Shaun6
- Sheena2005
- Sherri97
- Sidd Finch
- Sierra10
- Sierra3
- Sierra7
- Stacy07
- Stacy14
- Steven02
- Steven2002
- Steven50
- Susan11
- Susan25
- Taylor1990
- Taylor1998
- Thomas2
- Tim21
- Tim87
- Tina Belcher
- Todd33
- Tonya22
- Tonya38
- Tracy1977
- Tricia1
- Tricia14
- Trinity1989
- Virginia1961
- Virginia2006
- Wil
- Wric Tungstenfinger
prompt_posters
Usernames uses in the prompts. (All of these usernames are also used in the feed)
- @meganamram
- Addison1
- Addison8
- Agric Silverfinger
- Aidan2
- Aiden1
- Aidenn Aberforth Milne
- Alice1956
- Amanda08
- Anonymous
- Apple Martin
- Arthur19
- Ashley2009
- Ashley92
- Ayden1952
- Bailey2001
- Barbara1974
- Benjamin Kenobi Sr
- Bool Hand Luke
- Brandi9
- Caden14
- Caden2010
- Chad80
- Charles18
- Chelsea2006
- Cheyenne1988
- Christina Applecare
- CMOS Def
- Curic Copperfinger
- Cynthia1995
- Cynthia99
- Dakota94
- David St. Hubbins
- Debbie26
- Debbie62
- Deborah3
- Destiny1983
- Destiny89
- Donald19
- Donna2
- Dorothy7
- Dunston Chexin
- Earl Sinclair
- Egbert Bentley White
- Eliezer Yudkowsky
- Elon Musk
- Eowyn L'Oreal James
- Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
- Frances29
- Frances51
- Frances99
- Gary1951
- Gary8
- George Debian Bush
- George Reagan Renesmee Martin
- Green Mario
- Greg2004
- Hatsy Collins
- Henry05
- Horsepower Lovecraft
- J. Alfred Leftshark
- Jack3
- Jack39
- Jaden21
- Jaina Khloe Rowling
- Jalen81
- James URL Jones
- Jayden79
- Joe Biden
- Jonathan27
- Joshua80
- Justin87
- Kaden61
- Kaitlin1976
- Karen3
- Kathleen78
- Keira10
- Keira2002
- Keira48
- Kelsey1970
- Kenneth96
- Khloe14
- Larry Ronald Hubbard
- Larry1994
- Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
- Linda08
- Lindsay2011
- Lord Gaga
- Lord Mondegreen
- Malik2
- Margaret11
- Margaret5
- Marie12
- Marie3
- Marissa Mayer
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Mark2007
- Martin Van Halen
- Matthew2006
- Mavis Bitcoin
- Michelle11
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- "...The Aristocrats."
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
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- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
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- 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
- 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
- A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
- A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- about to die lol
- ack
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- Alan?
- All flesh is grass
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Allons-Y!
- Always get a full nights rest
- Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
- amazons newest delivery method
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- And so the hunt begins!
- and suddenly, popcorn
- and then there were nine
- ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
- Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
- anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- apple's new offering: iscream
- Are you feeling lucky, punk?
- are you sure this is a commandline?
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
- As viewed on a Macintosh plus
- Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- At least it stopped bleeding acid
- At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
- australia is not NZ!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- Ayyyy LMAO!
- back on tinder!
- Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- Banana invasion in progress
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- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Bazookateer crossing
- been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- best day evar!!!!
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- Best map projection ever
- best republican caucus ever!
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- Beyond Level 256...
- big ben is going down.
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- big data strikes back
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- birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black begins and wins.
- Black box recorder
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
- bowTieght!
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- Burnination? Huh?
- Burrito night
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
- Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Car tiddlywinks proves success
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
- cest ne pas un pipe
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- check out my new pet
- Check out my new sonic oc!
- Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
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- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Come on party people, put your hands together
- Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
- Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
- Copernicus: The early years
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- Crocodile Pink Eye
- Cruise Kingdom
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- damn tree!
- Damn, two o'clock already?
- damn. that squirrel's got a ball
- damned ninjas
- damnit, another drunken tree in the road
- Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- Deal with it
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
- dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
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- Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
- Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
- did this exist as a microwave?
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- discovered a new shortcut for making toast
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do you care to #engage with this #content
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- Do you have a lighter?
- Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
- Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
- Does my eye look bloodshot?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Dominos delivers!
- Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
- Don't have a cow, man
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- don't worry, it's part of my plan!
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- Dryads. that is all.
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- Dude, I can totally catch this!
- Dude, where's my car?
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- engage!
- ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
- Et boum! C'est le choc!
- every breath you take, every move you make
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- Everything maKes perfect sense now.
- everything makes sense now
- Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
- Exes, am I right?
- Existance is an illusion
- Extreme beer pong
- father & daughter re-unite!
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- Field Trip!
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
- finally got that squid stache
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First day of school.
- First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
- First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- First time posting, please be nice
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- Foiled again by the bell curve
- For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- found this on google maps earlier.
- Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
- Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
- FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- Fucking CAKE
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- get your ass to mars
- go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- Goldilocks party!
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Got your nose!
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
- Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- ha ha ha... no.
- Had to settle for a beard
- haha oh my cat
- Happy Birthday, M C Escher
- Have fun stormin' da castle.
- Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- He left me! :ccc
- He nailed it!
- hello darkness my old friend
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- help wanted. inquire within.
- Here comes the sun, do do do do...
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
- Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
- hgghjg
- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
- Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
- HODOR!
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
- Houston, we are the problem
- Hoverboard to full power!
- How did I get here?!?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- How does this work again?
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- I think I need new glasses.
- I am a beautiful person.
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
- I can has cheezburger?
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- i can't form the words to describe such beauty
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I CHOOSE YOU!
- i do the same thing at frat parties
- I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
- I don't know
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I don't think this is working
- i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
- I dream of death
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I forgot to get a plane
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- I found it!!!!!!!
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I found this little guy in the woods near my house
- I got the job!
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- I has a sad
- i hate it when this happens
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I hate waking up from a really good dream
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I have tasted many fish
- I just bought this
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I just want to watch the world burn
- I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
- I knew there would be side effects
- I like this picture
- I lost my wits
- I lost my wrist
- I 'M out of the acorn
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- I never understood that part of the bibile
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I should really separate those
- I solved the debt crisis!
- I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- I think I can... I think I can
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
- I think there's something here
- i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
- I thought it would be bigger
- I thought of it, and it happened
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- I was late
- I wish I could ride in a balloon
- i wonder why you left me here.
- I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- I'd call this experiment a success.
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
- If you're brave enough...
- If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
- I'll catch it one day
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
- i'll never get tired of this.
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm a Real Boy!
- I'm going to be smashed to bits
- I'm lost without your love, baby
- I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
- I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
- i'm now 75% more efficient
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- in line at the dmv
- In my dreams I'm always strong
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- in theathers, close to you
- Initiate evasive maneuver!
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- introducing the yolo distribution
- is good idea yes
- Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
- Is it really today, already?
- Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
- is that a war walrus?
- is the eject button meant to do this?
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- Is this too cheesy?
- it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
- It's a Finger trap
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- it's in a good part of town
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
- It's the little things
- I've been robbed!
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- i've never felt so alone.
- i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
- John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- just another cat video
- Just another day in paradise
- just cos()
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- just look at that motherfucking satellite
- just two more trips over the horizon
- kang, do i look good in this?
- Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
- kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- ksp mission success
- Lack of cucumbers
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- last march of the ents
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
- leapfrog, anyone?
- Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
- Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
- Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
- Light traffic today.
- like my new haircut?
- lol, no i didn't jump
- London
- look at me, i'm from England!
- Look at my new blue dress!
- look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
- look ma, no hands!
- Look out!
- look what happened to my satellite
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- love it!
- Made in god's own image, yessiree!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Man, it's windy
- Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
- Man, that was the best party in my life
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- mario Kart is harder in real life
- Mari-OH
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
- Maths are hard
- Max gentleman
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- me and all my friends
- Me, before the topical ointment
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Mentos and lava
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mistakes were made.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- Monday mornings
- monkey movember
- moo!
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- Moses lied to me.
- Muahahahahahah
- My baby is learning how to write!
- my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
- My clothes need a wash...
- My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My hero
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- my new boss
- My new cat is awesome
- my new duvet cover!
- My new tattoo
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- My nose will grow now.
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
- My selfie stick broke.
- My tastes are very... singular
- My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
- my wonderful dad!
- mYTH BUSTED!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- Nasa is fully funded
- Need a Haircut
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New amazon product
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New car flipping world record set
- New headcanon:
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- new phone who dis
- New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
- NICE MULTIPANTS
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- No guitar without a sombrero
- No more sorrow!
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- NO. JUST NO.
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- Not a fruit
- Not Again :(
- Not as healthy as it looks
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Note: HUGE SUCCess
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- now you're hungry too.
- NUTS!
- Office gamification has got out of hand.
- Oh bother not again
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
- Oh god is it still following me?
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
- Oh here we go
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- Oh No! Not again!
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- Oh, that's where I left them!
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- omfg, space bugs
- OMG! Kittens!
- On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
- On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
- one does not simply wok into mordor
- One of those mornings...
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
- oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
- Optimus prime was having a bad day.
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Oy, my giblets!
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- PARKOUR IN ACTION
- Parlez vous Francais?
- Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
- passed another hitch hiker
- Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
- Perspective issues
- Philae lander found!
- photo proof for you skeptics out there
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- Pintsize what are you doing?!
- Pizza TIME
- Please send help.
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
- Press 'continue' to abort.
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
- quack quack, motherflipper
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- Real Eyes Realize real lies.
- really not how I thought I would die
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
- research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
- results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
- reverse et
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- Robots in much better disguise
- Rock, paper, FACE
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- run little ghost, run!
- sad cow is sad
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- school's out!
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
- Screw it, here's a cat pic
- See a carrot deflate a pool ball
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- Self Portrait: Complete.
- Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
- share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
- She's got interesting taste in men.
- should i see a doctor about this?
- SIDE GOER 4
- Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
- smiling is for optimists
- Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So thats What Jesus did
- So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- So, it has come to this...
- so, scientology...
- So, this happened.
- So... those were real
- So...Magnets, right?
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- Something seems to be wrong with my car
- Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
- Spiders. Nope.
- SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
- stay away from my eggcorns
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
- Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- super high intensity training at NORAD
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- take two, they are small
- Target Found.
- Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
- terminal velocity is a myth
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- Thanks Obama!
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- That is one dapper bird.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
- That's gonna hurt on the way out
- that's me!
- THAT'S NO MOON
- That's not a chicken
- That's not a nut!
- THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
- That's too much, man!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The cat brought in another bird.
- The choice is simple.
- The dark helps me see in the carrots
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- The ents met the triffids
- the event horizon returned
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- The French space program
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- The HORROR!
- The horrors of war
- The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
- The infamous Snow-muon.
- The knids are hungry
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
- The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
- The moon landing was a lie
- The moon looks weird today
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
- The newest Olympic sport
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- the only people for me are the mad ones
- The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
- The Prodigy is in town!
- The prophecy was true!
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- the rest is darkness and decay
- The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
- The time has come.
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
- The unforgiving war on health
- The vlog was better than the movie
- their love was doomed from the start...
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- There goes the neighborhood...
- There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- These aren't my sandwiches
- These cravings will never stop
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
- they said be careful, we said yolo
- they said we couldn't play god
- They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
- they're all dead, dave.
- Things Lost in couch cushions
- this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- this didn't last long.
- This elevator has no 'down'!
- This explains everything
- this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
- this guy keeps following me
- This is a cat
- This is a good idea
- THis is a love/hate poem.
- this is just a tribute #thed
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why I'm not an EMT
- This is why we can't have good things
- This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
- THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
- This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
- This needs a motivational text
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- this one's over 15 kt bitches!
- This photo was taken from my iphone
- this plot is odd.
- This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- those weren't Altoids.
- Threaten large birds... check.
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- today's to do list
- Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
- Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
- too much lens flare?
- Top of the world
- TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
- Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- True Self-Control
- truly, i am euphoric
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
- Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
- two great tastes that go great together
- Ugh, i'll never understand art.
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
- Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- Wait for it...
- Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
- Wait, you can see that too
- wake up sheeple!
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
- WARRRBLGARBL
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- watching dune on shrooms
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- We are not men. we are devo.
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
- We live in a golden age!
- We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
- We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
- Weeeee!!!
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- welcome to Argentina
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- welcome to the space jam
- we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, now this is a thing.
- well, so much for the space program
- Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
- We've got a problem
- Whale Selfie!
- what a bummer
- What are pixels?
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- what if it's a ghost pepper?
- What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
- what to have for breakfast?
- WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
- when you see it...
- Where did this road come from?!?
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- whiskers expecting a new friend :)
- Who came first?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
- Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
- Who stepped on my pop tart?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- whoops GPS error
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- worst horse ever :(
- worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
- Worth it for the karma.
- would you choose the microwave over this?
- Would you like to play a game?
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- WTF!?
- Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
- Yeah... never gonna happen
- YES
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- You did what in my tuba?
- You must be new here.
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- Zoidgebra 101
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- #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- #DARE to #DREAM
- #delfie
- #fallingfromorbit
- #flavorbomb
- #Hopeicanfly
- #Long_Exposure
- #me #throwbackthursday
- #saturday #memories #beautiful
- #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- ???? USA! USA! ????
- [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
- >< ))*>
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- about to die lol
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Always get a full nights rest
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- An eight-stringed octopus?
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- Artistic recreation from new fossil find
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As you can see It's windy out here
- australia is not NZ!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- back on tinder!
- Banana invasion in progress
- best day evar!!!!
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- Burnination? Huh?
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- cest ne pas un pipe
- Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
- check out my usb sword!
- clever girl.....
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Come on party people, put your hands together
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
- Do I look fat in this photo?
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Does my eye look bloodshot?
- Does this look like pink eye to you?
- Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- Dryads. that is all.
- Dude, where's my car?
- EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
- emergency butter delivery
- Evolution of puzzles
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- Field Trip!
- finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
- First post, be friendly
- First time posting, please be nice
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- Fucking CAKE
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- ha ha ha... no.
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- He was never seen again
- hello darkness my old friend
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- Hope that wasn't a granny knot
- How's My new haircut?
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- I think I need new glasses.
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I don't think this is working
- I dream of death
- i hate it when this happens
- I 'M out of the acorn
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
- I think there's something here
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I used to be like... but then i was all...
- I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- in theathers, close to you
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- Is this real life?
- Is this too cheesy?
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- it's fun to do bad things
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- It's the little things
- kang, do i look good in this?
- ksp mission success
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- love it!
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- My cat barfed this out
- my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- my new boss
- my wonderful dad!
- mYTH BUSTED!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New haircut!
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- Not a fruit
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Nothing new under the sun
- now you're hungry too.
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- oh look, a penny
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- oh, is that godot? Finally...
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- OMG! Kittens!
- One of the less popular Transformers.
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Oy, my giblets!
- Park and ride
- Parlez vous Francais?
- passed another hitch hiker
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- Ramen is squishy and soft
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- run little ghost, run!
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- smiling is for optimists
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Spiders. Nope.
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Steve is realxing
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
- take two, they are small
- terminal velocity is a myth
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- That was when things started to get a little weird.
- that's me!
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The choice is simple.
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The ents met the triffids
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- The HORROR!
- The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- The newest Olympic sport
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- The solution to all life's problems
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- The time has come.
- The unforgiving war on health
- The vlog was better than the movie
- There goes the neighborhood...
- there snow such thing as global warming
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- they said we couldn't play god
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is why we can't have good things
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- those weren't Altoids.
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- two great tastes that go great together
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- welcome to the space jam
- Where did THAT come from?
- Where did this road come from?!?
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why do dogs like this?
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- You'll never guess what happens next...
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- #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- #awefullyNicetractsofland
- #bedhead
- #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- #blessed
- #CATSANDBIRDS
- #caturday
- #comfortfood
- #DANGERZONE
- #delfie
- #drbalanced
- #DrinkSaltwater
- #duckface
- #flavorbomb
- #giganticflower #headshot
- #Hopeicanfly
- #illuminati
- #lifehacks
- #livefeed #colonoscopy
- #Long_Exposure
- #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
- #me #throwbackthursday
- #Nailpolish
- #nofilter
- #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- #nomakeup #justnatural
- #nomakeup #natural
- #notamodel #nofilter
- #satellite #navigation
- #selfie #imatree #thuglife
- #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
- #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- #Toobigtofall
- #vampiremirrorselfie
- "...The Aristocrats."
- "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
- "Space duckin'" By led blimp
- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
- "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
- Tips fedora*
- ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
- ...Freudian sense tingling...
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- [user was banned for this text]
- “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
- <3 hanging out with saruman
- >< ))*>
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
- 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
- A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
- A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- A window into my soul
- Aaaaaargh
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- about to die lol
- ack
- ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- Alan?
- All flesh is grass
- All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Allons-Y!
- almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
- Always get a full nights rest
- Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
- amazons newest delivery method
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- An eight-stringed octopus?
- and suddenly, popcorn
- and then there were nine
- And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
- and to think this is where it all started
- ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
- Angry sofa is angry.
- Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
- Another one bites the dust
- Another victim of 'got your nose!'
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- Anyone craving some soup right about now?
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- apple's new offering: iscream
- Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
- Are you feeling lucky, punk?
- Are you kidding me?
- are you sure this is a commandline?
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As viewed on a Macintosh plus
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
- At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
- australia is not NZ!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- Aww, honey, don't cry...
- Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- Banana invasion in progress
- BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
- Bangarang Motherfuckers
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Bazookateer crossing
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- best day evar!!!!
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- Best map projection ever
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- Beyond Level 256...
- big ben is going down.
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- bit nosy, aren't you?
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black begins and wins.
- Black box recorder
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
- bowTieght!
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- Burnination? Huh?
- BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Cant explain that
- capes are in fashion
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- cest ne pas un pipe
- Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- check out my usb sword!
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Click to show secret text
- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Come on party people, put your hands together
- Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
- Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
- Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
- Copernicus: The early years
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- Crocodile Pink Eye
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
- Da_FEELS###!
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
- Damn, two o'clock already?
- damn. that squirrel's got a ball
- damned ninjas
- damnit, another drunken tree in the road
- Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
- Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
- Dawn: The Final day
- Day 12: it's going well I think
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
- dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
- Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- discovered a new shortcut for making toast
- Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
- Do I look fat in this photo?
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do my feet smell?
- Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- Do you have a lighter?
- Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
- Does anyone know why it is doing this?
- does my ass look big in this?
- Does my eye look bloodshot?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
- Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
- Don't inhale!
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- don't worry, it's part of my plan!
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- Down time
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- Dude, where's my car?
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
- Eat my shorts
- emergency butter delivery
- engage!
- ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
- Et boum! C'est le choc!
- Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
- every breath you take, every move you make
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- everything makes sense now
- Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
- Existance is an illusion
- Extreme beer pong
- Fancy
- father & daughter re-unite!
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- feeding my pet
- Field Trip!
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
- finally got that squid stache
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
- First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- First time posting, please be nice
- First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- Flying fish had no affect on it
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- Found this in my garden, wtf?
- found this on google maps earlier.
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- FUCK NOT AGAIN
- Fucking CAKE
- Fulfilling western ideals!
- Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- get your ass to mars
- go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- Goldilocks party!
- good old troubleshootin'
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Got your nose!
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
- Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- ha ha ha... no.
- Had to settle for a beard
- haha oh my cat
- Hat in the cat strike back!
- Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- He left me! :ccc
- He nailed it!
- He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
- He was never seen again
- hello darkness my old friend
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- help wanted. inquire within.
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
- Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
- Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
- HODOR!
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
- Houston, we are the problem
- Hoverboard to full power!
- How did I get here?!?
- how do i turn this off?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- How does this work again?
- How many can there be?
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- I think I need new glasses.
- I am a beautiful person.
- I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I broke cookie clicker...
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I can walk on my hands
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- i can't form the words to describe such beauty
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I CHOOSE YOU!
- I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
- I don't know
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I don't think this is working
- i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
- I don't want to set the world on fire
- I dream of death
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I forgot to get a plane
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- I found it!!!!!!!
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I got the job!
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- I has a sad
- i hate it when this happens
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I hate waking up from a really good dream
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I just bought this
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I just want to watch the world burn
- I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
- I knew there would be side effects
- I lost my wits
- I lost my wrist
- I 'M out of the acorn
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- I never understood that part of the bibile
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I should really separate those
- I solved the debt crisis!
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- I think I can... I think I can
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
- I think there's something here
- i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
- I thought of it, and it happened
- I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- i was gonna eat that
- I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
- I was just trying to install freebsd...
- I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
- I wish I could ride in a balloon
- I wonder what will this lead to...
- i wonder why you left me here.
- I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
- I'd call this experiment a success.
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
- If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
- I'll catch it one day
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
- i'll never get tired of this.
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm a Real Boy!
- I'm going to be smashed to bits
- I'm lost without your love, baby
- I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
- I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
- i'm now 75% more efficient
- I'm ready!
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
- in line at the dmv
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- in theathers, close to you
- Initiate evasive maneuver!
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- introducing the yolo distribution
- is good idea yes
- Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
- is that a war walrus?
- is the eject button meant to do this?
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- Is this too cheesy?
- it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- it was an odd place to find a stop sign
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
- It's a Finger trap
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
- it's the minecraft world
- I've been robbed!
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- Jugghead got nothing on me :p
- just another cat video
- Just another day in paradise
- Just combing my M.C. Escher
- just cos()
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
- just look at that motherfucking satellite
- just two more trips over the horizon
- kang, do i look good in this?
- Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- ksp mission success
- Lack of cucumbers
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- last march of the ents
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- leapfrog, anyone?
- Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
- LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
- Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
- Life on the moon.
- Light traffic today.
- like my new haircut?
- Like my new nails?
- Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
- lol, no i didn't jump
- London
- Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
- Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
- look at me, i'm from England!
- Look at my new blue dress!
- look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
- look ma, no hands!
- Look out!
- look what happened to my satellite
- Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- love it!
- love it!"...The Aristocrats."
- Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
- Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
- Made in god's own image, yessiree!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
- Man in the Moon slumming
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Man, it's windy
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- mario Kart is harder in real life
- Mari-OH
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- Maths are hard
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- Me llamo t-bone
- Me, before the topical ointment
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Mentos and lava
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- monkey movember
- moo!
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
- Moses lied to me.
- Muahahahahahah
- My baby is learning how to write!
- my cat is sick
- My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My gout's acting up again
- My hero
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- My new cat is awesome
- my new duvet cover!
- my new haircut only exists in another dimension
- My new neighbor seems a bit odd
- My new tattoo
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- My tastes are very... singular
- My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
- my wonderful dad!
- mYTH BUSTED!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- Need a Haircut
- Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
- Never gonna give you up...
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New amazon product
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New car flipping world record set
- New haircut!
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- new phone who dis
- New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
- New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
- Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
- NICE MULTIPANTS
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- No guitar without a sombrero
- No lie, this is delicious
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- Not a fruit
- Not Again :(
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Now turn it upside-down
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- now you're hungry too.
- Office gamification has got out of hand.
- Oh bother not again
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- Oh god is it still following me?
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
- Oh here we go
- oh I feel a yearning so bad
- oh look, a penny
- oh no you didn't
- Oh No! Not again!
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- Oh shit, not again.
- Oh, that's where I left them!
- Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- omfg, space bugs
- OMG! Kittens!
- On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
- On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
- oompa loompa diggeti doo
- oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
- Oops.
- Optimus prime was having a bad day.
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Oy, my giblets!
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- Park and ride
- Parlez vous Francais?
- Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
- passed another hitch hiker
- peeling back the pages of history
- Perspective issues
- Philae lander found!
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- Pizza TIME
- Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
- Please send help.
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
- Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
- Press 'continue' to abort.
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- Proof: loch ness monster.
- prototype soccer ball
- Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
- quack quack, motherflipper
- Quite.
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- Ramen is squishy and soft
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- real letters have curves #Serif
- really not how I thought I would die
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
- reverse et
- rm -rf /
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- Robots in much better disguise
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- run little ghost, run!
- sad cow is sad
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Screw it, here's a cat pic
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- senpai noticed me! ^_^
- share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
- She's got interesting taste in men.
- should i see a doctor about this?
- Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
- Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
- smiling is for optimists
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- So, it has come to this...
- so, scientology...
- So, this happened.
- So...Magnets, right?
- Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- Soon. Soon...
- Sorry for the potato quality.
- Spaaaaaaaace!
- Spiders. Nope.
- Spring has sprang
- SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
- stay away from my eggcorns
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Step 1: Jump the shark.
- step one: cut a hole in the box
- Steve is realxing
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- stipple slash of saturn
- Stop stalin and make up your mind
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- super high intensity training at NORAD
- SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
- Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- take two, they are small
- terminal velocity is a myth
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- Thanks Obama!
- Thanks!
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- That is one dapper bird.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That sweater is so 2013
- That was when things started to get a little weird.
- That's gonna hurt on the way out
- that's me!
- THAT'S NO MOON
- That's not a chicken
- That's not a nut!
- That's too much, man!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The best brick joke possible.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The building blocks of life
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The cat brought in another bird.
- the charge of the light brigade
- The choice is simple.
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
- The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
- The ents met the triffids
- the event horizon returned
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- The French space program
- the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- The HORROR!
- The horrors of war
- The infamous Snow-muon.
- The knids are hungry
- The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
- The Little Borg Prince
- The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
- The moon landing was a lie
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
- The newest Olympic sport
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- the only people for me are the mad ones
- The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
- The Prodigy is in town!
- The prophecy was true!
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- the rest is darkness and decay
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- The secret to infinite storage space
- The side of my car. #roadrage
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
- The time has come.
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
- The unforgiving war on health
- The view outside of my airplane window.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
- their love was doomed from the start...
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- There goes the neighborhood...
- there is none of this left in the men's room #help
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
- These aren't my sandwiches
- These cravings will never stop
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
- they said be careful, we said yolo
- they said we couldn't play god
- this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- this didn't last long.
- this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
- this guy keeps following me
- This is a cat
- This is a good idea
- this is just a tribute #thed
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
- This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why we can't have good things
- This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
- This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
- This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
- This needs a motivational text
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- this one's over 15 kt bitches!
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- those weren't Altoids.
- Threaten large birds... check.
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
- To get to the other tree and leaf!
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- today's to do list
- Too many quixotes, not enough giants
- Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
- too much lens flare?
- Top of the world
- TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
- toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
- Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
- Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- True Self-Control
- truly, i am euphoric
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
- Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
- two great tastes that go great together
- Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
- Ugh, i'll never understand art.
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- Use the force responsibly.
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- Wait for it...
- wake up sheeple!
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- WARRRBLGARBL
- watch me become the next favorite kardashian
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- watching dune on shrooms
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- We are not men. we are devo.
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- We didn't start the fire
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
- We live in a golden age!
- We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
- We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
- Weeeee!!!
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- welcome to Argentina
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- welcome to the space jam
- we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, now this is a thing.
- well, so much for the space program
- well, the keys are definitely lost....
- Whale Selfie!
- what a bummer
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
- What do you see? I see a cat!
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- what to have for breakfast?
- whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
- When pandas have nightmares
- WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
- When you get a perfect score on your test
- when you see it...
- Where did THAT come from?
- Where did this road come from?!?
- Where do I plug this in?
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- who do you think I am?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
- who sent me a bobcat?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why do dogs like this?
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- WHY WHY WHY #WHY
- Why?
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- worst horse ever :(
- worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
- Worth it for the karma.
- would you choose the microwave over this?
- wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
- Yeah... never gonna happen
- Yes, I followed the instructions!
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- You must be new here.
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
- Zeus takes his revenge
- Zoidgebra 101
