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# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
 
# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  
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# Pam06
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# Patricia03
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# Misty3
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# Sidd Finch
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# Kelsey1970
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# Jerry18
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# Earl Sinclair
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# Cynthia99
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# Steven50
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# Keira48
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# Brandi9
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# Tim21
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# Shaun1960
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# Hatsy Collins
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# David St. Hubbins
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# Kim5
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# Benjamin1970
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# Kilroy
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# Virginia1961
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# Caden2010
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# Todd33
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# Curic Copperfinger
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# Bool Hand Luke
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# Linda08
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# Chelsea2006
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# Sarah1976
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# Dakota09
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# Khloe14
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# Paul1957
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# Horsepower Lovecraft
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# Egbert Bentley White
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# Margaret11
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# Brittany1
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# Michelle11
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# Dillon2008
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# Henry4
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# Samuel49
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# Justin87
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# Destiny89
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# Cheyenne15
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# George Debian Bush
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# Jack3
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# Samuel19
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# Susan25
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# Jalen81
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# Benjamin Kenobi Sr
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# @meganamram
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# Myspace Tom
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# Jennifer1
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# Ashley2009
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# Barbara1974
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# Kenneth96
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# Matthew2006
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# Dorothy7
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# Aidan2
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# Shaun46
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# Ronald22
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# Martin Van Halen
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# Lindsay2011
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# Euphegenia Doubtfire
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# Jaden21
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# Bailey2001
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# Sharon91
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# Jeph Jacques
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# Margaret5
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# Sheena2005
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# Arthur19
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# Mark92
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# Justin28
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# Green Mario
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# Kelsey1996
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# Carol04
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# Professor Monoculatus McToff
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# Austin72
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# Debbie26
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# John2
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# George Reagan Renesmee Martin
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# Wric Tungstenfinger
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# Raymond6
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# Lord Mondegreen
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# Larry1994
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# Gary86
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# Chad80
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# Tracy1977
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# Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
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# Ashley92
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# Destiny1983
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# Aiden5
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# Jayden79
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# Debbie3
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# Keira2002
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# Agric Silverfinger
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# Sierra10
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# J. Alfred Leftshark
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# Paul50
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# Sierra3
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# Steven2002
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# Addison8
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# Joe Biden
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# Player Two
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# Player One
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# Norton Ghost Dad
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# Eowyn L'Oreal James
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# Sarah2005
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# Christina Applecare
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# Kathleen78
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# Greg2004
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# Tricia1
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# Ruth3
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# Mavis Bitcoin
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# Bailey08
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# Stacy07
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# Charles18
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# Alice1956
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# Anonymous
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# Frances51
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# Steven02
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# Sharon99
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# Jack39
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# Eliezer Yudkowsky
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# Aidenn Aberforth Milne
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# Candice10
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# Larry Ronald Hubbard
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# Malik2
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# Jada5
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# Mark Zuckerberg
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# Cynthia1995
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# Jacob10
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# Kristy2007
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# Kaitlin1976
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# Marie10
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# John Wilkes Knuth
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# Henry05
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# Cheyenne1988
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# Caden14
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# Wil
 +
# Tricia14
 +
# Delta Elroy Backslash
 +
# Stacy14
 +
# Lord Gaga
 +
# Padme Dorothy James
 +
# Frances99
 +
# Thomas2
 +
# Emily15
 +
# Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
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# Dustin46
 +
# Kenneth94
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# Debbie62
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# Kaden61
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# Jonathan27
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# Trinity1989
 +
# Jaina Khloe Rowling
 +
# S. G. Dukat
 +
# Sierra7
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# Amanda08
 +
# Minecraft Holmes
 +
# Taylor1990
 +
# Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
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# Sherri97
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# Tim87
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# Joshua80
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# Ayden1952
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# Taylor1998
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# Gary1951
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# Gary8
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# Sarah55
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# Dakota94
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# Marie12
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# DragonBall Cooper
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# Louis Reasoner
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# Jason15
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# Marie3
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# Madison80
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# Flash Groupon
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# Karen3
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# Frances29
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# Mark2007
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# Elon Musk
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# Marissa Mayer
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# Michaela2006
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# Lisa1995
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# Virginia2006
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# Tina Belcher
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# Shaun6
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# Susan11
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# Notorious L.H.C.
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# Keira10
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# CMOS Def
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# James URL Jones
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# Donna2
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# Dunston Chexin
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# Tonya22
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# Joshua84
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# Madison19
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# Deborah3
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# Aiden1
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# Livemau5
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# Ashley8
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# Tonya38
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# Apple Martin
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# Donald19
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# Khloe2
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# Arthur17
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# Addison1
 +
# Mark2006
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;feed_text
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# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
 +
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
 +
# where should i put this cool new tatto?
 +
# turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
 +
# we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
 +
# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
 +
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
 +
# new phone who dis
 +
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 +
# terminal velocity is a myth
 +
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 +
# should i see a doctor about this?
 +
# He did say it was edible
 +
# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
 +
# Allons-Y!
 +
# The Dissolution of Parliament.
 +
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
 +
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
 +
# mario Kart is harder in real life
 +
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 +
# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
 +
# Threaten large birds... check.
 +
# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
 +
# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
 +
# Got your nose!
 +
# Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
 +
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
 +
# ksp mission success
 +
# All flesh is grass
 +
# That's too much, man!
 +
# Where did THAT come from?
 +
# Something seems to be wrong with my car
 +
# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
 +
# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
 +
# Not a fruit
 +
# Cakephants are my new friends
 +
# big ben is going down.
 +
# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
 +
# Minister!  We're running out of time.
 +
# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
 +
# look what happened to my satellite
 +
# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
 +
# Big bowl of star-flakes
 +
# that's me!
 +
# I've made a huge mistake
 +
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
 +
# Just another day in paradise
 +
# Not Again :(
 +
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
 +
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 +
# Worth it for the karma.
 +
# The knids are hungry
 +
# First day of school.
 +
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 +
# quack quack, motherflipper
 +
# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
 +
# That's not a nut!
 +
# like my new haircut?
 +
# Crocodile Pink Eye
 +
# now you're hungry too.
 +
# Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
 +
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 +
# who do you think I am?
 +
# The HORROR!
 +
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 +
# Top of the world
 +
# NO. JUST NO.
 +
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
 +
# #nofilter
 +
# The time has come.
 +
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 +
# First time posting, please be nice
 +
# #fallingfromorbit
 +
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 +
# I CHOOSE YOU!
 +
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
 +
# Do my feet look fat?
 +
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
 +
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
 +
# Oh no, it's the moon
 +
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 +
# two great tastes that go great together
 +
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 +
# I say: nuts to that!
 +
# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
 +
# the event horizon returned
 +
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 +
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
 +
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
 +
# Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
 +
# No guitar without a sombrero
 +
# [user was banned for this text]
 +
# I've been robbed!
 +
# Thanks Obama!
 +
# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
 +
# Robert'); Drop Table students;--
 +
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
 +
# ?????????????
 +
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 +
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 +
# this one's over 15 kt bitches!
 +
# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
 +
# Sometimes all you can do is wait
 +
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
 +
# #me #throwbackthursday
 +
# #DANGERZONE
 +
# Wow. Just, Wow.
 +
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 +
# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
 +
# Parlez vous Francais?
 +
# Is this room 101?
 +
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
 +
# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
 +
# Rock, paper, FACE
 +
# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
 +
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
 +
# Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
 +
# in theathers, close to you
 +
# Somewhere, this exists.
 +
# my new toaster has some strange attachments
 +
# Ayyyy LMAO!
 +
# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
 +
# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
 +
# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
 +
# my new duvet cover!
 +
# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
 +
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 +
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 +
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
 +
# Hoverboard to full power!
 +
# kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
 +
# research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
 +
# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
 +
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
 +
# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
 +
# What could possibly go wrong™?
 +
# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
 +
# ack
 +
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
 +
# #lifehacks
 +
# #duckface
 +
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
 +
# does my ass look big in this?
 +
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
 +
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
 +
# results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
 +
# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
 +
# engage!
 +
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
 +
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
 +
# check out my usb sword!
 +
# the floor is made of lava. send help.
 +
# too much lens flare?
 +
# The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
 +
# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
 +
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
 +
# I dream of death
 +
# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
 +
# leapfrog, anyone?
 +
# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
 +
# #delfie
 +
# Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
 +
# What a beautiful time to be alive!
 +
# Oh no! Not again.
 +
# Why do people do this?
 +
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
 +
# You'll never guess what happens next...
 +
# look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
 +
# Car tiddlywinks proves success
 +
# Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 +
# Today i am a Chinese clock
 +
# This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
 +
# Magnificent as fuck
 +
# the rest is darkness and decay
 +
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
 +
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 +
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
 +
# welcome to the space jam
 +
# Wait for it...
 +
# I thought it would be bigger
 +
# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
 +
# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
 +
# So... those were real
 +
# The Captain Crunch Kraken
 +
# Click to show secret text
 +
# This elevator has no 'down'!
 +
# No wants to hear me talk about my cat
 +
# I don't want to set the world on fire
 +
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
 +
# I don't think this is working
 +
# they're all dead, dave.
 +
# Fancy
 +
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
 +
# Moses lied to me.
 +
# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
 +
# omfg, space bugs
 +
# found this on google maps earlier.
 +
# Check out my new sonic oc!
 +
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
 +
# get your ass to mars
 +
# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
 +
# Dominos delivers!
 +
# How did I get here?!?
 +
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
 +
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
 +
# RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
 +
# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 +
# reverse microwave oven
 +
# this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
 +
# WARRRBLGARBL
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# back on tinder!
 +
# Damn, two o'clock already?
 +
# Here comes the sun, do do do do...
 +
# My Hobby: freaking people out
 +
# Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
 +
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
 +
# Fucking CAKE
 +
# we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
 +
# Best Halloween costume yet!
 +
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
 +
# These aren't my sandwiches
 +
# This photo was taken from my iphone
 +
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
 +
# I'm a fighter!
 +
# Copernicus: The early years
 +
# Prius Love
 +
# marvel universe howard the duck returns
 +
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 +
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
 +
# My dad in the army
 +
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
 +
# Stop stalin and make up your mind
 +
# I'm a Real Boy!
 +
# Every day my damn cat makes this face
 +
# bowTieght!
 +
# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
 +
# SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
 +
# Aaaaaargh
 +
# australia is not NZ!
 +
# #hoax
 +
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
 +
# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
 +
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 +
# Sun deflation: optimal
 +
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 +
# Nasa is fully funded
 +
# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
 +
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 +
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 +
# #Long_Exposure
 +
# The secret to infinite storage space
 +
# The birds found the hobbit hole
 +
# Bazookateer crossing
 +
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 +
# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
 +
# First post, be friendly
 +
# Apparently it's a thing now...
 +
# I  think I need new glasses.
 +
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
 +
# HODOR!
 +
# forgot to turn the oven off!
 +
# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
 +
# I don't think that's supposed to go there...
 +
# amazons newest delivery method
 +
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
 +
# i'll never get tired of this.
 +
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
 +
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
 +
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
 +
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
 +
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
 +
# #vampiremirrorselfie
 +
# The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
 +
# best republican caucus ever!
 +
# So, this happened.
 +
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
 +
# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
 +
# flying car - it is now officially the future
 +
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
 +
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 +
# So...Magnets, right?
 +
# what a bummer
 +
# Why do dogs like this?
 +
# #saturday #memories #beautiful
 +
# Do you feline lucky, punk?
 +
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
 +
# Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
 +
# rm -rf /
 +
# best day evar!!!!
 +
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
 +
# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
 +
# This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
 +
# Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
 +
# Where did this road come from?!?
 +
# #Toobigtofall
 +
# If you're brave enough...
 +
# My selfie stick broke.
 +
# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
 +
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 +
# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
 +
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
 +
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
 +
# everything makes sense now
 +
# Visual representation of Dubstep
 +
# Cant explain that
 +
# i need to do my laundry more often.
 +
# Mari-OH
 +
# New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
 +
# the dark side of the moon, amirite?
 +
# The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
 +
# hello darkness my old friend
 +
# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
 +
# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
 +
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
 +
# Alan?
 +
# The prophecy was true!
 +
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
 +
# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
 +
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
 +
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
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# Nothing new under the sun
 +
# whoops GPS error
 +
# my friend posing while a plane flies by
 +
# The cat brought in another bird.
 +
# So thats What Jesus did
 +
# NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
 +
# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
 +
# SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
 +
# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
 +
# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
 +
# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
 +
# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
 +
# New means to help collect more evidence
 +
# this was in the bible
 +
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
 +
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
 +
# passed another hitch hiker
 +
# Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
 +
# Is this real life?
 +
# Dude, where's my car?
 +
# Spiders. Nope.
 +
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
 +
# The designers of this camera literally nailed it
 +
# Larry asked me to be his wingman
 +
# Why are there ants on my face?!
 +
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
 +
# the saddest moment of my childhood
 +
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 +
# Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
 +
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
 +
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 +
# Press 'continue' to abort.
 +
# The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
 +
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 +
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
 +
# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
 +
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
 +
# #Hopeicanfly
 +
# moo!
 +
# #Nailpolish
 +
# I solved the debt crisis!
 +
# Oops.
 +
# My server cooling system.
 +
# well, so much for the space program
 +
# are you sure this is a commandline?
 +
# damned ninjas
 +
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 +
# why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
 +
# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
 +
# The Prodigy is in town!
 +
# emergency butter delivery
 +
# I don't think I really understand what this is.
 +
# Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
 +
# Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
 +
# look ma, no hands!
 +
# Why should squirrel learn baseball
 +
# welcome to Argentina
 +
# New car flipping world record set
 +
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
 +
# This is what i had for breakfast
 +
# #toothproblems
 +
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
 +
# 突っ込むところもねい！
 +
# Oh god is it still following me?
 +
# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
 +
# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
 +
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 +
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
 +
# help wanted. inquire within.
 +
# would you choose the microwave over this?
 +
# He nailed it!
 +
# Oy, my giblets!
 +
# 💩
 +
# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
 +
# Need a Haircut
 +
# Don't have a cow, man
 +
# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
 +
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
 +
# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
 +
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 +
# i've never felt so alone.
 +
# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
 +
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
 +
# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
 +
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
 +
# photo proof for you skeptics out there
 +
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 +
# reverse et
 +
# What are pixels?
 +
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
 +
# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
 +
# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
 +
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
 +
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 +
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
 +
# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
 +
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
 +
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 +
# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
 +
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
 +
# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
 +
# My new cat is awesome
 +
# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
 +
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 +
# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
 +
# capes are in fashion
 +
# It's a Finger trap
 +
# #BROKEN
 +
# lol, no i didn't jump
 +
# Mentos and lava
 +
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
 +
# YES
 +
# I blame supernasa
 +
# He was never seen again
 +
# and suddenly, popcorn
 +
# I never understood that part of the bibile
 +
# My baby is learning how to write!
 +
# I have tasted many fish
 +
# #nomakeup #justnatural
 +
# So, it has come to this...
 +
# Who stepped on my pop tart?
 +
# This needs a motivational text
 +
# Perspective issues
 +
# #flavorbomb
 +
# Bay-bae lolz
 +
# my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
 +
# Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
 +
# sarlac ball-pit!!!
 +
# Said the duchess to the vicar.
 +
# take two, they are small
 +
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 +
# #illuminati
 +
# Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
 +
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
 +
# The choice is simple.
 +
# We didn't start the fire
 +
# i don't remember this scene form star wars
 +
# about to die lol
 +
# Banana invasion in progress
 +
# The moon landing was a lie
 +
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
 +
# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
 +
# Like my new nails?
 +
# I can take photos with my teeth!
 +
# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
 +
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
 +
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
 +
# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
 +
# Oh God! It's happening again!
 +
# There goes the neighborhood...
 +
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 +
# and then there were nine
 +
# Foiled again by the bell curve
 +
# i wonder why you left me here.
 +
# This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
 +
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 +
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
 +
# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
 +
# I thought of it, and it happened
 +
# Man, that was the best party in my life
 +
# That was when things started to get a little weird.
 +
# I'm lost without your love, baby
 +
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
 +
# The unforgiving war on health
 +
# Self Portrait: Complete.
 +
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 +
# I lost my wits
 +
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
 +
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 +
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
 +
# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
 +
# void main() { fork; }
 +
# My hero
 +
# These cravings will never stop
 +
# Burrito night
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 +
# Man, it's windy
 +
# Steve is realxing
 +
# I find this picture reflects my soul.
 +
# Field Trip!
 +
# Magnified 10,000 times
 +
# Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
 +
# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
 +
# My tastes are very... singular
 +
# Do I look like a penguin?
 +
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
 +
# One of those mornings...
 +
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
 +
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
 +
# last march of the ents
 +
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
 +
# Zoidgebra 101
 +
# stay away from my eggcorns
 +
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 +
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
 +
# Light traffic today.
 +
# Always get a full nights rest
 +
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
 +
# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
 +
# My house is my castle
 +
# #caturday
 +
# This apple got a face on it dog
 +
# is the eject button meant to do this?
 +
# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
 +
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
 +
# London
 +
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 +
# when you see it...
 +
# It's the little things
 +
# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
 +
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
 +
# damn tree!
 +
# An unsuccessful bike design...
 +
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 +
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 +
# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
 +
# did this exist as a microwave?
 +
# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
 +
# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
 +
# Look out!
 +
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
 +
# Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
 +
# No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
 +
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
 +
# The solution to all life's problems
 +
# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
 +
# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
 +
# run little ghost, run!
 +
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
 +
# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
 +
# My cat barfed this out
 +
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
 +
# Who came first?
 +
# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
 +
# Fnnnaarrrrr!
 +
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
 +
# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
 +
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
 +
# today's to do list
 +
# every breath you take, every move you make
 +
# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
 +
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
 +
# The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
 +
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
 +
# really not how I thought I would die
 +
# sad cow is sad
 +
# Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
 +
# cest ne pas un pipe
 +
# SIDE GOER 4
 +
# night sledding deserves a quiet night
 +
# I don't know
 +
# Ce n'est pas un canard
 +
# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
 +
# mYTH BUSTED!
 +
# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
 +
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
 +
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
 +
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 +
# *Tips fedora*
 +
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
 +
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 +
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 +
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 +
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
 +
# Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
 +
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
 +
# Does this look like pink eye to you?
 +
# I just want to watch the world burn
 +
# The building blocks of life
 +
# I told you to keep the raptors secure
 +
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
 +
# This is a cat
 +
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 +
# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
 +
# We can't do it, the moon is in the way
 +
# I just can't see the point anymore
 +
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
 +
# The last person to be surprised by a selfie
 +
# #CATSANDBIRDS
 +
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
 +
# watching dune on shrooms
 +
# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
 +
# #notallmen
 +
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
 +
# Park and ride
 +
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
 +
# the charge of the light brigade
 +
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
 +
# Do I look fat in this photo?
 +
# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
 +
# love it!
 +
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
 +
# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
 +
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 +
# The horrors of war
 +
# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
 +
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 +
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
 +
# this guy keeps following me
 +
# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
 +
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
 +
# just two more trips over the horizon
 +
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 +
# I think there's something here
 +
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
 +
# We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
 +
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 +
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
 +
# This is twitter, right? #confused
 +
# #nomakeup #natural
 +
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
 +
# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
 +
# The French space program
 +
# cthulu caught me slipping
 +
# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
 +
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 +
# introducing the yolo distribution
 +
# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
 +
# apple's new offering: iscream
 +
# I'll catch it one day
 +
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
 +
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
 +
# Zeus takes his revenge
 +
# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
 +
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
 +
# #satellite #navigation
 +
# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
 +
# Houston, we are the problem
 +
# Oh here we go
 +
# >< ))*>
 +
# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
 +
# haha oh my cat
 +
# is good idea yes
 +
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 +
# Spaaaaaaaace!
 +
# First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
 +
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 +
# monkey movember
 +
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
 +
# #blessed
 +
# oh I feel a yearning so bad
 +
# There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
 +
# "...The Aristocrats."
 +
# my taco face
 +
# Whale Selfie!
 +
# Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
 +
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
 +
# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
 +
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
 +
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
 +
# no wonder the cat always sits here
 +
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
 +
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
 +
# worst horse ever :(
 +
# prototype soccer ball
 +
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 +
# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
 +
# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
 +
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 +
# The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
 +
# Muahahahahahah
 +
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 +
# Extreme beer pong
 +
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 +
# bit nosy, aren't you?
 +
# Philae lander found!
 +
# they said be careful, we said yolo
 +
# Obama pardons Santa claus
 +
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
 +
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
 +
# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
 +
# One year ago I looked like this
 +
# no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
 +
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
 +
# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
 +
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 +
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
 +
# The moon looks weird today
 +
# #hashtag
 +
# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
 +
# Max gentleman
 +
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
 +
# just another cat video
 +
# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
 +
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
 +
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
 +
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
 +
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 +
# Fire can sometimes be hot?
 +
# SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
 +
# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
 +
# van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
 +
# 3 year olds first lego experience
 +
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
 +
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
 +
# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
 +
# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
 +
# NICE MULTIPANTS
 +
# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
 +
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 +
# where to buy spanish ham ?
 +
# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
 +
# parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
 +
# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
 +
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
 +
# the way of the future
 +
# I was late
 +
# i hate it when this happens
 +
# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
 +
# I'd call this experiment a success.
 +
# Unzipped sock
 +
# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
 +
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
 +
# kang, do i look good in this?
 +
# Universe man, Universe man...
 +
# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
 +
# New haircut!
 +
# I just bought this
 +
# Time to reap the whirlwind!
 +
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
 +
# come on, put on the slippers.
 +
# My new tattoo
 +
# #DrinkSaltwater
 +
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
 +
# Mistakes were made.
 +
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
 +
# school's out!
 +
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 +
# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
 +
# you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
 +
# super high intensity training at NORAD
 +
# The view outside of my airplane window.
 +
# This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
 +
# The vlog was better than the movie
 +
# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
 +
# Death star model 0.0.73
 +
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
 +
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
 +
# Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
 +
# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
 +
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
 +
# i'm now 75% more efficient
 +
# Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
 +
# We live in a golden age!
 +
# To infinity and Birdyond!
 +
# pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
 +
# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
 +
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 +
# Is this too cheesy?
 +
# Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
 +
# You must be new here.
 +
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 +
# Nope nope nope nope nope
 +
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 +
# those weren't Altoids.
 +
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
 +
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
 +
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
 +
# That's gonna hurt on the way out
 +
# Use the force responsibly.
 +
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 +
# Monday mornings
 +
# this was my inspiration
 +
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
 +
# Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
 +
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 +
# New amazon product
 +
# Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
 +
# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
 +
# I think I can... I think I can
 +
# I am a beautiful person.
 +
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 +
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
 +
# in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
 +
# diy abortion
 +
# The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
 +
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
 +
# in line at the dmv
 +
# truly, i am euphoric
 +
# so, scientology...
 +
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
 +
# First screenshot of portal 3 !!
 +
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
 +
# Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
 +
# just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
 +
# TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
 +
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 +
# How many can there be?
 +
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 +
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 +
# This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
 +
# Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
 +
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 +
# Black begins and wins.
 +
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
 +
# The ents met the triffids
 +
# inner city air conditioning
 +
# New false color imagery from mars curiousity
 +
# me and all my friends
 +
# #notamodel #nofilter
 +
# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
 +
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 +
# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
 +
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
 +
# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
 +
# GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
 +
# using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
 +
# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
 +
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
 +
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
 +
# Now turn it upside-down
 +
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 +
# #livefeed #colonoscopy
 +
# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
 +
# Black box recorder
 +
# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
 +
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 +
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
 +
# caught the sunset tonight at midday
 +
# I lost my wrist
 +
# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
 +
# I can has cheezburger?
 +
# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
 +
# Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
 +
# wake up sheeple!
 +
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
 +
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 +
# trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
 +
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
 +
# everyday i'm shoveling
 +
# This is exactly what you think it is
 +
# What, Me worry?
 +
# oh no you didn't
 +
# No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
 +
# how do i turn this off?
 +
# SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
 +
# OH MY GOD A HORSE
 +
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 +
# still, i think it was a good idea
 +
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
 +
# Soon. Soon...
 +
# This is why we can't have good things
 +
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
 +
# Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
 +
# I 'M out of the acorn
 +
# Dude, I can totally catch this!
 +
# TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
 +
# tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
 +
# We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
 +
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 +
# One of the less popular Transformers.
 +
# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
 +
# That is one dapper bird.
 +
# Eat my shorts
 +
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
 +
# Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
 +
# stipple slash of saturn
 +
# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
 +
# My nose will grow now.
 +
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 +
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
 +
# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
 +
# Yeah... never gonna happen
 +
# Oh no! Not Again.
 +
# I broke the etch & sketch
 +
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
 +
# #this_is_sparta
 +
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
 +
# Is it really today, already?
 +
# ha ha ha... no.
 +
# I'm ready!
 +
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
 +
# #DARE to #DREAM
 +
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
 +
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 +
# I found a three fingered kitten!
 +
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
 +
# CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
 +
# An eight-stringed octopus?
 +
# #selfie #imatree #thuglife
 +
# Trees on a hill #nofilter
 +
# Would you like to play a game?
 +
# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
 +
# No more sorrow!
 +
# Picking mushrooms
 +
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
 +
# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
 +
# A window into my soul
 +
# Initiate evasive maneuver!
 +
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
 +
# watch me become the next favorite kardashian
 +
# #bedhead
 +
# WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
 +
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
 +
# Pentagonal head?  That's nuts!!!  *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
 +
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 +
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
 +
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
 +
# smiling is for optimists
 +
# No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
 +
# i just want to do existential things with my friends
 +
# Just Got A new camera phone!
 +
# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
 +
# Burnination? Huh?
 +
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
 +
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
 +
# AGHHHHH
 +
# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
 +
# Rollerskating always was overrated
 +
# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
 +
# The next generation of crypto currencies
 +
# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER  SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.  4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
 +
# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
 +
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
 +
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 +
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 +
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 +
# Goldilocks party!
 +
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 +
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
 +
# Existance is an illusion
 +
# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
 +
# Any hatchlings in here?
 +
# The side of my car. #roadrage
 +
# I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
 +
# the only people for me are the mad ones
 +
# The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
 +
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
 +
# You did what in my tuba?
 +
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
 +
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
 +
# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
 +
# I knew there would be side effects
 +
# step one: cut a hole in the box
 +
# Da_FEELS###!
 +
# We've got a problem
 +
# check out my new pet
 +
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
 +
# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
 +
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
 +
# Mmm, Spider cake!
 +
# Maths are hard
 +
# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
 +
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
 +
# Where do I plug this in?
 +
# no one ever suspected the shovel
 +
# This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
 +
# Do you have a lighter?
 +
# Penguins are people too #equality
 +
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
 +
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
 +
# THis is a love/hate poem.
 +
# Sorry for the potato quality.
 +
# Look at that fart propulsion
 +
# THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
 +
# What? It's always that color.
 +
# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
 +
# OMG! Kittens!
 +
# The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
 +
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
 +
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher
 +
# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
 +
# oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS  COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
 +
# He left me! :ccc
 +
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
 +
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
 +
# Have fun stormin' da castle.
 +
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 +
# This is a good idea
 +
# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
 +
# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
 +
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 +
# Oh bother not again
 +
# We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
 +
# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
 +
# my new boss
 +
# my cat is sick
 +
# A job so boring a bird could do it
 +
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
 +
# This photo was taken from my basement
 +
# Me, before the topical ointment
 +
# photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
 +
# My parents took away my phone privileges
 +
# you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
 +
# their love was doomed from the start...
 +
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
 +
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 +
# they said we couldn't play god
 +
# Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
 +
# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
 +
# The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
 +
# wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
 +
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
 +
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
 +
# for you
 +
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
 +
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
 +
# is that a war walrus?
 +
# what to have for breakfast?
 +
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
 +
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
 +
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
 +
# Notice anything different?
 +
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
 +
# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
 +
# I broke cookie clicker...
 +
# the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
 +
# look what i found underneath my pillow
 +
# That's not a chicken
 +
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
 +
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
 +
# toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
 +
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
 +
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 +
# and to think this is where it all started
 +
# I got the job!
 +
# Never gonna give you up...
 +
# #twinsies
 +
# In my dreams I'm always strong
 +
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
 +
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 +
# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
 +
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 +
# True Self-Control
 +
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
 +
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 +
# The best brick joke possible.
 +
# I got this in the mail today
 +
# Yes, I followed the instructions!
 +
# it's in a good part of town
 +
# father & daughter re-unite!
 +
# Well, now this is a thing.
 +
# Praise robot jesus!  humans, convert and roll out!
 +
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
 +
# I forgot to get a plane
 +
# This explains everything
 +
# my wonderful dad!
 +
# This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
 +
# Spring has sprang
 +
# Had to settle for a beard
 +
# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
 +
# The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
 +
# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
 +
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
 +
# Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
 +
# Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
 +
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 +
# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
 +
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
 +
# And so the hunt begins!
 +
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
 +
# this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
 +
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 +
# #Donthate #Truelove
 +
# FUCK NOT AGAIN
 +
# Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
 +
# The Moon Will Eat What it will
 +
# This is why I'm not an EMT
 +
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 +
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 +
# Oh, Canada...
 +
# ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
 +
# SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
 +
# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
 +
# Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
 +
# Cruise Kingdom
 +
# What has science done?!
 +
# Oh shit, not again.
 +
# PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
 +
# Oh No! Not again!
 +
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 +
# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
 +
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
 +
# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
 +
# Worst pokemon ever
 +
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 +
# The Little Borg Prince
 +
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 +
# See a carrot deflate a pool ball
 +
# Have fun in the Alps lol
 +
# This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
 +
# Day 12: it's going well I think
 +
# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
 +
# oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
 +
# just cos()
 +
# Is there really any point? FML
 +
# The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
 +
# this is just a tribute #thed
 +
# The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
 +
# To get to the other tree and leaf!
 +
# New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
 +
# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
 +
# No lie, this is delicious
 +
# Things Lost in couch cushions
 +
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
 +
# it's pretty dark in this box
 +
# That sweater is so 2013
 +
# I can walk on my hands
 +
# just playing with my pet
 +
# Deal with it
 +
# peeling back the pages of history
 +
# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
 +
# The newest Olympic sport
 +
# #Photobomb
 +
# TANSTAAFL... Mostly
 +
# clever girl.....
 +
# Please send help.
 +
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
 +
# Pizza TIME
 +
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 +
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
 +
# Too many quixotes, not enough giants
 +
# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
 +
# Wait, you can see that too
 +
# that's one nasty burn!
 +
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 +
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 +
# Weeeee!!!
 +
# This guy...
 +
# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
 +
# my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
 +
# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 +
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 +
# I should really separate those
 +
# I just don't get recursion.
 +
# still better than last year in ottawa
 +
# new drupal logo
 +
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
 +
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
 +
# There's a third bump, growing fast
 +
# I has a sad
 +
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
 +
# Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
 +
# Target Found.
 +
# Robots in much better disguise
 +
# Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
 +
# the game begins...
 +
# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
 +
# good old troubleshootin'
 +
# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
 +
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
 +
# The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
 +
# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
 +
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
 +
# Artistic recreation from new fossil find
 +
# ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
 +
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 +
# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
 +
# Tycoon Simulator 2015
 +
# big data strikes back
 +
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 +
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 +
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
 +
# only 90s kids will get this!
 +
# Another one bites the dust
 +
# Fulfilling western ideals!
 +
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
 +
# What could go wrong?
 +
# My new haircut!
 +
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
 +
# "I am So. Much. More."
 +
# I wonder what will this lead to...
 +
# take that atheists
 +
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
 +
# this plot is odd.
 +
# New headcanon:
 +
# Just some home decorating
 +
# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
 +
# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
 +
# Picasso's illegitimate child...
 +
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 +
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
 +
# Don't inhale!
 +
# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
 +
# actually, around here we itemize our taxes
 +
# I loled my head off!!!
 +
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
 +
# April Fools!
 +
# My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
 +
# I used to be like... but then i was all...
 +
# i was gonna eat that
 +
# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
 +
# Screw it, here's a cat pic
 +
# I'd tap dat.
 +
# The strangest thing subway ever gave me
 +
# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
 +
# there is none of this left in the men's room #help
 +
# Why potato why?
 +
# Why?
 +
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 +
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
 +
# This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
 +
# bURMA sHAVE!
 +
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
 +
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
 +
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
 +
# MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
 +
# Do the Harlem Shake
 +
# nobody knows the trouble i've seen
 +
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
 +
# Lack of cucumbers
 +
# Are you kidding me?
 +
# I don't know how to play...
 +
# Life on the moon.
 +
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
 +
# finally got that squid stache
 +
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
 +
# WTF!?
 +
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 +
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 +
# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
 +
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
 +
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
 +
# Just one of those days
 +
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
 +
# #comfortfood
 +
# what's a lens cap?
 +
# THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
 +
# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
 +
# Selfie in the morning
 +
# That's just not very funny
 +
# it's not what you think
 +
# Best map projection ever
 +
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 +
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
 +
# PostPostModern art
 +
# THAT'S NO MOON
 +
# Triumph. Pure triumph.
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 +
# Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
 +
# Let's have a blinking contest
 +
# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
 +
# Why did it have to end this Way?
 +
# i think i need to get out more.
 +
# it was an odd place to find a stop sign
 +
# cthulu wants what cthulu wants
 +
# dOG SHAMING
 +
# I found it!!!!!!!
 +
# hgghjg
 +
# You are not a good person
 +
# Not as healthy as it looks
 +
# It's a cat ass trophy
 +
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
 +
# i pushed this.  was that bad?
 +
# Hat in the cat strike back!
 +
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
 +
# One of these things doesn't belong.
 +
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
 +
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 +
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
 +
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
 +
# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
 +
# is this just a fantasy?
 +
# I can't believe it's not cake batter
 +
# They see me rolling, they hating
 +
# When you get a perfect score on your test
 +
# Ramen is squishy and soft
 +
# Aww, honey, don't cry...
 +
# too much right beef
 +
# As you can see It's windy out here
 +
# this didn't last long.
 +
# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
 +
# where do all the cheetos go
 +
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
 +
# I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
 +
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
 +
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 +
# THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
 +
# Thanks!
 +
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 +
# Me llamo t-bone
 +
# Beyond Level 256...
 +
# Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
 +
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
 +
# The dark helps me see in the carrots
 +
# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
 +
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
 +
# Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
 +
# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
 +
# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
 +
# mmm...vegemite...
 +
# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
 +
# such lambda
 +
# crawling and texting #badcombination
 +
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 +
# what if it's a ghost pepper?
 +
# Look at me jumping!
 +
# there snow such thing as global warming
 +
# Does this look infected?
 +
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
 +
# real letters have curves #Serif
 +
# I hate this channel
 +
# furrowed mustache
 +
# <3 hanging out with saruman
 +
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 +
# Christ, what an asshole.
 +
# The second mouse gets the cheese
 +
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
 +
# I like this picture
 +
# That was one hell of a party last night.
 +
# taken from earth orbit
 +
# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
 +
# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
 +
# #justnasathings
 +
# What are you, a dictionary?
 +
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
 +
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
 +
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
 +
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
 +
# It's not a good part of town
 +
# FML
 +
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
 +
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
 +
# My gout's acting up again
 +
# Wow, did you see that??!!
 +
# 8.5 hours later...
 +
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
 +
# PARKOUR IN ACTION
 +
# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
 +
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all
 +
# This is still what I had for breakfast
 +
# feeding my pet
 +
# It was the rational response
 +
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 +
# IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
 +
# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
 +
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
 +
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
 +
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
 +
# Captain obvious strikes again
 +
# Jesus Wept
 +
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 +
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 +
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
 +
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
 +
# Big Bird, An orwellian Short
 +
# Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
 +
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 +
# Pants Optional
 +
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
 +
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
 +
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
 +
# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
 +
# Love is creepy
 +
# i can't form the words to describe such beauty
 +
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
 +
# SPAAAAAAAAcE
 +
# Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
 +
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
 +
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
 +
# wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
 +
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
 +
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
 +
# Look at my dollar coin
 +
# share and enjoy
 +
# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
 +
# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
 +
# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
 +
# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
 +
# my cat got into the *other* catnip
 +
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
 +
# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
 +
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 +
# My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
 +
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 +
# Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
 +
# They're watching us.
 +
# Down time
 +
# No regrets on this new roofing material
 +
# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
 +
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 +
# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
 +
# they dont need us anymore
 +
# Woops, miscounted. sorry.
 +
# Evolution of puzzles
 +
# we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
 +
# Just a little more to the right
 +
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 +
# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
 +
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 +
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
 +
# i'm just surprised it took this long.
 +
# Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
 +
# NUTS!
 +
# How did the mars rover get here?
 +
# oh look, a penny
 +
# When everything looks like a hammer
 +
# Quite.
 +
# Proof: loch ness monster.
 +
# is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
 +
# Minimalist cat
 +
# Job interview today.
 +
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
 +
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 +
# My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
 +
# The evolution of fun
 +
# The signal came from this sector
 +
# Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
 +
# Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
 +
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 +
# This is how you get ants!
 +
# OMG Becky look at her butt
 +
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
 +
# Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
 +
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 +
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
 +
# go home elephant you are drunk
 +
# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
 +
# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
 +
# THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
 +
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 +
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 +
# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
 +
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
 +
# Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
 +
# Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
 +
# How does this work again?
 +
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
 +
# The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
 +
# It is never safe.
 +
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
 +
# Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
 +
# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
 +
# ever get the feeling you're being watched?
 +
# you know, for kids
 +
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 +
# First day at school
 +
# BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
 +
# The dress is black and white!
 +
# look at me, i'm from England!
 +
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 +
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 +
# Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
 +
# Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
 +
# Travel the length of these massive bison
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 +
# Talking to my fans...
 +
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 +
# intertial reference frame, activate!
 +
# how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
 +
# If you've got a moustache...
 +
# Look at my new blue dress!
 +
# Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
 +
# This is how we celebrate easter usually
 +
# Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
 +
# Selfie #Nofilter
 +
# My clothes need a wash...
 +
# where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
 +
# someone take this banana off my face
 +
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 +
# The taste stays with you forever
 +
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 +
# Am I a Pokemon?
 +
# What is your Pony Personality?
 +
# i love a good featureless white void
 +
# This photo mooves me
 +
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 +
# FENTON!!! FENTON!
 +
# The infamous Snow-muon.
 +
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
 +
# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
 +
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
 +
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 +
# #giganticflower #headshot
 +
# Finally here!
 +
# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
 +
# When pandas have nightmares
 +
# a spherical cow
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
 +
# I will take that one please
 +
# Eating my breakfast!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
;prompt_captions
 +
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 +
# You'll never guess what happens next...
 +
# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
 +
# Wow. Just, Wow.
 +
# two great tastes that go great together
 +
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 +
# forgot to turn the oven off!
 +
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
 +
# Tycoon Simulator 2015
 +
# damn tree!
 +
# I lost my wrist
 +
# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
 +
# super high intensity training at NORAD
 +
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
 +
# #justnasathings
 +
# my friend posing while a plane flies by
 +
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
 +
# hello darkness my old friend
 +
# The HORROR!
 +
# Why do people do this?
 +
# I say: nuts to that!
 +
# New means to help collect more evidence
 +
# Had to settle for a beard
 +
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 +
# So, this happened.
 +
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
 +
# I found a three fingered kitten!
 +
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
 +
# this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
 +
# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
 +
# The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
 +
# mYTH BUSTED!
 +
# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
 +
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
 +
# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
 +
# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
 +
# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
 +
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 +
# #DrinkSaltwater
 +
# Not a fruit
 +
# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
 +
# me and all my friends
 +
# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
 +
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
 +
# All flesh is grass
 +
# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
 +
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
 +
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 +
# The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
 +
# is the eject button meant to do this?
 +
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
 +
# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
 +
# New car flipping world record set
 +
# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
 +
# Said the duchess to the vicar.
 +
# Light traffic today.
 +
# Is this room 101?
 +
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 +
# Oh bother not again
 +
# Unzipped sock
 +
# This is a cat
 +
# Eat my shorts
 +
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
 +
# The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
 +
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 +
# Yeah... never gonna happen
 +
# No guitar without a sombrero
 +
# check out my new pet
 +
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
 +
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
 +
# SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
 +
# That sweater is so 2013
 +
# #Long_Exposure
 +
# I don't think this is working
 +
# Thanks!
 +
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
 +
# You must be new here.
 +
# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
 +
# #nofilter
 +
# Today i am a Chinese clock
 +
# I never understood that part of the bibile
 +
# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
 +
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 +
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
 +
# would you choose the microwave over this?
 +
# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
 +
# marvel universe howard the duck returns
 +
# I dream of death
 +
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
 +
# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
 +
# My hero
 +
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
 +
# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
 +
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
 +
# the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
 +
# in line at the dmv
 +
# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
 +
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
 +
# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
 +
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
 +
# This guy...
 +
# This is why I'm not an EMT
 +
# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
 +
# <3 hanging out with saruman
 +
# just cos()
 +
# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
 +
# Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
 +
# Mmm, Spider cake!
 +
# leapfrog, anyone?
 +
# welcome to the space jam
 +
# The Zebra was lying down
 +
# Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
 +
# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
 +
# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
 +
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
 +
# Magnified 10,000 times
 +
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 +
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 +
# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
 +
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
 +
# Threaten large birds... check.
 +
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
 +
# There's a third bump, growing fast
 +
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
 +
# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
 +
# Steve is realxing
 +
# A job so boring a bird could do it
 +
# Do you feline lucky, punk?
 +
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
 +
# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
 +
# 突っ込むところもねい！
 +
# Spaaaaaaaace!
 +
# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
 +
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
 +
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
 +
# The dark helps me see in the carrots
 +
# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
 +
# smiling is for optimists
 +
# my new duvet cover!
 +
# Do my feet look fat?
 +
# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
 +
# where should i put this cool new tatto?
 +
# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
 +
# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
 +
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
 +
# The time has come.
 +
# is good idea yes
 +
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
 +
# Pizza TIME
 +
# The next generation of crypto currencies
 +
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 +
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 +
# The best brick joke possible.
 +
# Don't have a cow, man
 +
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
 +
# This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
 +
# These cravings will never stop
 +
# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
 +
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
 +
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
 +
# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
 +
# Every day my damn cat makes this face
 +
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
 +
# I'd call this experiment a success.
 +
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
 +
# The solution to all life's problems
 +
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
 +
# toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
 +
# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
 +
# this one's over 15 kt bitches!
 +
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
 +
# SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
 +
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
 +
# emergency butter delivery
 +
# i'm now 75% more efficient
 +
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
 +
# i was gonna eat that
 +
# #bedhead
 +
# Me, before the topical ointment
 +
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
 +
# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
 +
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
 +
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 +
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
 +
# The unforgiving war on health
 +
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 +
# Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
 +
# take two, they are small
 +
# Allons-Y!
 +
# what to have for breakfast?
 +
# Why potato why?
 +
# back on tinder!
 +
# I broke cookie clicker...
 +
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 +
# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
 +
# Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
 +
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 +
# The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
 +
# too much right beef
 +
# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
 +
# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
 +
# look what i found underneath my pillow
 +
# take that atheists
 +
# Crocodile Pink Eye
 +
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 +
# Things Lost in couch cushions
 +
# Here comes the sun, do do do do...
 +
# I knew there would be side effects
 +
# Nope nope nope nope nope
 +
# I broke the etch & sketch
 +
# Trees on a hill #nofilter
 +
# #vampiremirrorselfie
 +
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 +
# Aaaaaargh
 +
# That's gonna hurt on the way out
 +
# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
 +
# I think there's something here
 +
# Worst pokemon ever
 +
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
 +
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
 +
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
 +
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
 +
# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
 +
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
 +
# Where did THAT come from?
 +
# We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
 +
# #toothproblems
 +
# You did what in my tuba?
 +
# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
 +
# This apple got a face on it dog
 +
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
 +
# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
 +
# #Donthate #Truelove
 +
# should i see a doctor about this?
 +
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
 +
# I blame supernasa
 +
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
 +
# That's just not very funny
 +
# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
 +
# oh I feel a yearning so bad
 +
# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 +
# Rollerskating always was overrated
 +
# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
 +
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
 +
# TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
 +
# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
 +
# First day of school.
 +
# Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
 +
# this was my inspiration
 +
# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
 +
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
 +
# Don't inhale!
 +
# My baby is learning how to write!
 +
# Like my new nails?
 +
# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
 +
# they said we couldn't play god
 +
# Praise robot jesus!  humans, convert and roll out!
 +
# Oh god is it still following me?
 +
# When you get a perfect score on your test
 +
# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
 +
# like my new haircut?
 +
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
 +
# Just Got A new camera phone!
 +
# Just one of those days
 +
# NICE MULTIPANTS
 +
# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
 +
# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
 +
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 +
# THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
 +
# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
 +
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
 +
# ack
 +
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
 +
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 +
# AGHHHHH
 +
# Is this real life?
 +
# He was never seen again
 +
# new phone who dis
 +
# hgghjg
 +
# Robert'); Drop Table students;--
 +
# bURMA sHAVE!
 +
# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
 +
# The Little Borg Prince
 +
# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
 +
# Universe man, Universe man...
 +
# Fancy
 +
# trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
 +
# no one ever suspected the shovel
 +
# That was when things started to get a little weird.
 +
# What, Me worry?
 +
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
 +
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 +
# Mentos and lava
 +
# cthulu caught me slipping
 +
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
 +
# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
 +
# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
 +
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
 +
# The secret to infinite storage space
 +
# Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
 +
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
 +
# What could go wrong?
 +
# those weren't Altoids.
 +
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
 +
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
 +
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 +
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
 +
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
 +
# Hoverboard to full power!
 +
# Goldilocks party!
 +
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
 +
# He nailed it!
 +
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
 +
# This photo was taken from my basement
 +
# when you see it...
 +
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
 +
# #Toobigtofall
 +
# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
 +
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 +
# Perspective issues
 +
# I'm lost without your love, baby
 +
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 +
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
 +
# peeling back the pages of history
 +
# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
 +
# lol, no i didn't jump
 +
# get your ass to mars
 +
# YES
 +
# The building blocks of life
 +
# Cruise Kingdom
 +
# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
 +
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
 +
# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
 +
# Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
 +
# PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
 +
# FUCK NOT AGAIN
 +
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 +
# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
 +
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
 +
# this is just a tribute #thed
 +
# I got the job!
 +
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
 +
# rm -rf /
 +
# I just can't see the point anymore
 +
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
 +
# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
 +
# #Nailpolish
 +
# Stop stalin and make up your mind
 +
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
 +
# To get to the other tree and leaf!
 +
# welcome to Argentina
 +
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
 +
# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
 +
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
 +
# Self Portrait: Complete.
 +
# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
 +
# nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
 +
# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
 +
# The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
 +
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 +
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
 +
# whoops GPS error
 +
# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
 +
# the charge of the light brigade
 +
# prototype soccer ball
 +
# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
 +
# every breath you take, every move you make
 +
# I wonder what will this lead to...
 +
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
 +
# Houston, we are the problem
 +
# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
 +
# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
 +
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
 +
# My new tattoo
 +
# Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
 +
# reverse et
 +
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 +
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
 +
# Soon. Soon...
 +
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
 +
# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
 +
# Ce n'est pas un canard
 +
# "I am So. Much. More."
 +
# bit nosy, aren't you?
 +
# my wonderful dad!
 +
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 +
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
 +
# #notallmen
 +
# This is exactly what you think it is
 +
# The view outside of my airplane window.
 +
# Just another day in paradise
 +
# Mistakes were made.
 +
# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
 +
# go home elephant you are drunk
 +
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 +
# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
 +
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 +
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
 +
# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
 +
# My gout's acting up again
 +
# now you're hungry too.
 +
# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
 +
# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
 +
# parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
 +
# Starbucks <3 <3 <3
 +
# The infamous Snow-muon.
 +
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
 +
# The Moon Will Eat What it will
 +
# Got your nose!
 +
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
 +
# Field Trip!
 +
# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
 +
# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
 +
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
 +
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
 +
# I lost my wits
 +
# Oy, my giblets!
 +
# Oh no! Not Again.
 +
# Me llamo t-bone
 +
# [user was banned for this text]
 +
# Oh no! Not again.
 +
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 +
# Black box recorder
 +
# Oh No! Not again!
 +
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
 +
# The side of my car. #roadrage
 +
# One year ago I looked like this
 +
# Copernicus: The early years
 +
# about to die lol
 +
# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
 +
# i need to do my laundry more often.
 +
# using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
 +
# I don't know
 +
# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
 +
# my new boss
 +
# i don't remember this scene form star wars
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 +
# WARRRBLGARBL
 +
# apple's new offering: iscream
 +
# Larry asked me to be his wingman
 +
# Any hatchlings in here?
 +
# Bazookateer crossing
 +
# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
 +
# caught the sunset tonight at midday
 +
# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
 +
# this guy keeps following me
 +
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
 +
# >< ))*>
 +
# the way of the future
 +
# Maths are hard
 +
# Sometimes all you can do is wait
 +
# #saturday #memories #beautiful
 +
# passed another hitch hiker
 +
# and then there were nine
 +
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 +
# Look out!
 +
# I 'M out of the acorn
 +
# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
 +
# Cant explain that
 +
# Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
 +
# come on, put on the slippers.
 +
# I don't think I really understand what this is.
 +
# Fulfilling western ideals!
 +
# How did the mars rover get here?
 +
# The horrors of war
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 +
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
 +
# This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
 +
# London
 +
# The ents met the triffids
 +
# #delfie
 +
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 +
# Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
 +
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 +
# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
 +
# SIDE GOER 4
 +
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
 +
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
 +
# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
 +
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
 +
# #flavorbomb
 +
# #Hopeicanfly
 +
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
 +
# No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
 +
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 +
# Deal with it
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
 +
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 +
# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER  SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.  4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
 +
# Nothing new under the sun
 +
# worst horse ever :(
 +
# look what happened to my satellite
 +
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
 +
# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
 +
# Parlez vous Francais?
 +
# "...The Aristocrats."
 +
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
 +
# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
 +
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
 +
# truly, i am euphoric
 +
# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
 +
# This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
 +
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
 +
# I'll catch it one day
 +
# I can has cheezburger?
 +
# The designers of this camera literally nailed it
 +
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
 +
# ha ha ha... no.
 +
# The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
 +
# Day 12: it's going well I think
 +
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
 +
# #livefeed #colonoscopy
 +
# The Captain Crunch Kraken
 +
# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
 +
# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
 +
# True Self-Control
 +
# I should really separate those
 +
# I loled my head off!!!
 +
# the floor is made of lava. send help.
 +
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
 +
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 +
# tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
 +
# No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
 +
# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
 +
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 +
# Dude, I can totally catch this!
 +
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
 +
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
 +
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
 +
# This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
 +
# stipple slash of saturn
 +
# OH MY GOD A HORSE
 +
# you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
 +
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
 +
# NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
 +
# i pushed this.  was that bad?
 +
# kang, do i look good in this?
 +
# photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
 +
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 +
# Da_FEELS###!
 +
# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
 +
# just another cat video
 +
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 +
# it's in a good part of town
 +
# The cat brought in another bird.
 +
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 +
# I don't want to set the world on fire
 +
# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
 +
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 +
# My tastes are very... singular
 +
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 +
# Use the force responsibly.
 +
# their love was doomed from the start...
 +
# Another one bites the dust
 +
# Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
 +
# Check out my new sonic oc!
 +
# Spiders. Nope.
 +
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
 +
# Apparently it's a thing now...
 +
# I  think I need new glasses.
 +
# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
 +
# the only people for me are the mad ones
 +
# Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
 +
# CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
 +
# The birds found the hobbit hole
 +
# finally got that squid stache
 +
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 +
# Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
 +
# Cakephants are my new friends
 +
# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
 +
# Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
 +
# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
 +
# Fire can sometimes be hot?
 +
# The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
 +
# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
 +
# I was late
 +
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
 +
# I can take photos with my teeth!
 +
# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
 +
# well, so much for the space program
 +
# and to think this is where it all started
 +
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 +
# The choice is simple.
 +
# Penguins are people too #equality
 +
# Captain obvious strikes again
 +
# Selfie #Nofilter
 +
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
 +
# i think i need to get out more.
 +
# Best Halloween costume yet!
 +
# mario Kart is harder in real life
 +
# My clothes need a wash...
 +
# such lambda
 +
# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
 +
# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
 +
# #notamodel #nofilter
 +
# Pentagonal head?  That's nuts!!!  *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
 +
# are you sure this is a commandline?
 +
# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
 +
# run little ghost, run!
 +
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 +
# Do I look like a penguin?
 +
# Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
 +
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 +
# An eight-stringed octopus?
 +
# Does this look like pink eye to you?
 +
# it was an odd place to find a stop sign
 +
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
 +
# Dude, where's my car?
 +
# Picking mushrooms
 +
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
 +
# #nomakeup #natural
 +
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
 +
# Not Again :(
 +
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
 +
# Weeeee!!!
 +
# everyday i'm shoveling
 +
# It's not a good part of town
 +
# I just don't get recursion.
 +
# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
 +
# That's not a nut!
 +
# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
 +
# What has science done?!
 +
# I can't believe it's not cake batter
 +
# my new toaster has some strange attachments
 +
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
 +
# The newest Olympic sport
 +
# I told you to keep the raptors secure
 +
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
 +
# This explains everything
 +
# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
 +
# Picasso's illegitimate child...
 +
# One of the less popular Transformers.
 +
# My cat barfed this out
 +
# #CATSANDBIRDS
 +
# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
 +
# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
 +
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
 +
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 +
# photo proof for you skeptics out there
 +
# THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
 +
# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
 +
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 +
# Oops.
 +
# everything makes sense now
 +
# SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
 +
# night sledding deserves a quiet night
 +
# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
 +
# i hate it when this happens
 +
# Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
 +
# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
 +
# Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
 +
# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
 +
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 +
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
 +
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
 +
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
 +
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
 +
# oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS  COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
 +
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
 +
# I've made a huge mistake
 +
# GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
 +
# a spherical cow
 +
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
 +
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
 +
# big ben is going down.
 +
# It was the rational response
 +
# New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
 +
# THAT'S NO MOON
 +
# Click to show secret text
 +
# My nose will grow now.
 +
# New false color imagery from mars curiousity
 +
# no wonder the cat always sits here
 +
# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
 +
# #drbalanced
 +
# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
 +
# We can't do it, the moon is in the way
 +
# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
 +
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 +
# This photo was taken from my iphone
 +
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
 +
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 +
# What could possibly go wrong™?
 +
# that's me!
 +
# clever girl.....
 +
# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
 +
# stay away from my eggcorns
 +
# I'm a fighter!
 +
# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
 +
# The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
 +
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
 +
# Oh God! It's happening again!
 +
# void main() { fork; }
 +
# Visual representation of Dubstep
 +
# First time posting, please be nice
 +
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 +
# Something seems to be wrong with my car
 +
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
 +
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
 +
# my taco face
 +
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# Eating my breakfast!
 +
# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
 +
# Time to reap the whirlwind!
 +
# First post, be friendly
 +
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
 +
# Minister!  We're running out of time.
 +
# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
 +
# #Photobomb
 +
# they said be careful, we said yolo
 +
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
 +
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 +
# I'm ready!
 +
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 +
# What? It's always that color.
 +
# We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
 +
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
 +
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
 +
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 +
# cthulu wants what cthulu wants
 +
# Big bowl of star-flakes
 +
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
 +
# Too many quixotes, not enough giants
 +
# The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
 +
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
 +
# No wants to hear me talk about my cat
 +
# help wanted. inquire within.
 +
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
 +
# How many can there be?
 +
# I CHOOSE YOU!
 +
# Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
 +
# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
 +
# We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
 +
# that's one nasty burn!
 +
# Dominos delivers!
 +
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 +
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
 +
# #BROKEN
 +
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
 +
# Where do I plug this in?
 +
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
 +
# The last person to be surprised by a selfie
 +
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
 +
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
 +
# Zeus takes his revenge
 +
# My new cat is awesome
 +
# sarlac ball-pit!!!
 +
# First screenshot of portal 3 !!
 +
# Aww, honey, don't cry...
 +
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 +
# This is a good idea
 +
# I don't think that's supposed to go there...
 +
# turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
 +
# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
 +
# My house is my castle
 +
# I just bought this
 +
# This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
 +
# My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
 +
# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
 +
# omfg, space bugs
 +
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
 +
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
 +
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
 +
# I used to be like... but then i was all...
 +
# monkey movember
 +
# Why are there ants on my face?!
 +
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 +
# wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
 +
# Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
 +
# bowTieght!
 +
# diy abortion
 +
# Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
 +
# #nomakeup #justnatural
 +
# Am I a Pokemon?
 +
# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
 +
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
 +
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
 +
# #comfortfood
 +
# best republican caucus ever!
 +
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 +
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
 +
# OMG Becky look at her butt
 +
# #giganticflower #headshot
 +
# Magnificent as fuck
 +
# #DANGERZONE
 +
# my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
 +
# australia is not NZ!
 +
# Nasa is fully funded
 +
# An unsuccessful bike design...
 +
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
 +
# Why do dogs like this?
 +
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
 +
# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
 +
# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
 +
# I found it!!!!!!!
 +
# look ma, no hands!
 +
# The second mouse gets the cheese
 +
# Is this too cheesy?
 +
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 +
# Quite.
 +
# New amazon product
 +
# It's a cat ass trophy
 +
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
 +
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
 +
# haha oh my cat
 +
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
 +
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 +
# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 +
# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
 +
# i'll never get tired of this.
 +
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 +
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
 +
# New haircut!
 +
# ksp mission success
 +
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
 +
# Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
 +
# Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
 +
# The moon landing was a lie
 +
# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
 +
# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
 +
# So, it has come to this...
 +
# Zoidgebra 101
 +
# The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
 +
# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
 +
# Selfie in the morning
 +
# my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
 +
# The dress is black and white!
 +
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 +
# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
 +
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
 +
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
 +
# Somewhere, this exists.
 +
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 +
# 3 year olds first lego experience
 +
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 +
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 +
# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
 +
# real letters have curves #Serif
 +
# Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
 +
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
 +
# If you've got a moustache...
 +
# Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
 +
# results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
 +
# Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
 +
# #onering #fuckhobbits
 +
# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
 +
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
 +
# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
 +
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
 +
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
 +
# I like this picture
 +
# only 90s kids will get this!
 +
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
 +
# the dark side of the moon, amirite?
 +
# Antimater Universe wants a hug.
 +
# #lifehacks
 +
# Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
 +
# This is why we can't have good things
 +
# MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
 +
# Bay-bae lolz
 +
# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
 +
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
 +
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
 +
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
 +
# research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
 +
# Banana invasion in progress
 +
# How does this work again?
 +
# Why did it have to end this Way?
 +
# This photo mooves me
 +
# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
 +
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
 +
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 +
# omg too much chiplote
 +
# oh look, a penny
 +
# Mari-OH
 +
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 +
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 +
# I think I can... I think I can
 +
# and suddenly, popcorn
 +
# PARKOUR IN ACTION
 +
# look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
 +
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
 +
# This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
 +
# it's pretty dark in this box
 +
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
 +
# Burnination? Huh?
 +
# Death star model 0.0.73
 +
# Where did this road come from?!?
 +
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 +
# I has a sad
 +
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
 +
# It's a Finger trap
 +
# I forgot to get a plane
 +
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
 +
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
 +
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 +
# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
 +
# My parents took away my phone privileges
 +
# furrowed mustache
 +
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
 +
# Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
 +
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
 +
# Screw it, here's a cat pic
 +
# RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
 +
# That's not a chicken
 +
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
 +
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
 +
# My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
 +
# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
 +
# Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
 +
# i love a good featureless white void
 +
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
 +
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all
 +
# father & daughter re-unite!
 +
# That's too much, man!
 +
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
 +
# 💩
 +
# feeding my pet
 +
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 +
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
 +
# #hoax
 +
# crawling and texting #badcombination
 +
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
 +
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
 +
# NUTS!
 +
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
 +
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
 +
# best day evar!!!!
 +
# ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
 +
# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
 +
# there snow such thing as global warming
 +
# wake up sheeple!
 +
# Well, now this is a thing.
 +
# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
 +
# Goodnight moon
 +
# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
 +
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
 +
# No more sorrow!
 +
# I've been robbed!
 +
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher
 +
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
 +
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 +
# Do the Harlem Shake
 +
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 +
# too much lens flare?
 +
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
 +
# Click "Like" when you see it!
 +
# April Fools!
 +
# flying car - it is now officially the future
 +
# No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
 +
# Why?
 +
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
 +
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 +
# When everything looks like a hammer
 +
# TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
 +
# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
 +
# this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
 +
# Top of the world
 +
# intertial reference frame, activate!
 +
# Moses lied to me.
 +
# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
 +
# The evolution of fun
 +
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
 +
# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
 +
# I can walk on my hands
 +
# Let's have a blinking contest
 +
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 +
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 +
# No lie, this is delicious
 +
# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
 +
# Black begins and wins.
 +
# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
 +
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
 +
# Sun deflation: optimal
 +
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 +
# Oh, Canada...
 +
# no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
 +
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 +
# One of these things doesn't belong.
 +
# SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
 +
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
 +
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 +
# IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
 +
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 +
# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
 +
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 +
# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
 +
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 +
# Do my feet smell?
 +
# Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
 +
# #twinsies
 +
# really not how I thought I would die
 +
# This elevator has no 'down'!
 +
# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
 +
# Rock, paper, FACE
 +
# We live in a golden age!
 +
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 +
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 +
# inner city air conditioning
 +
# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
 +
# What is your Pony Personality?
 +
# New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
 +
# #satellite #navigation
 +
# Wait for it...
 +
# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
 +
# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
 +
# Thanks Obama!
 +
# married a cat
 +
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 +
# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
 +
# NO. JUST NO.
 +
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
 +
# moo!
 +
# #me #throwbackthursday
 +
# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
 +
# Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
 +
# who do you think I am?
 +
# OMG! Kittens!
 +
# Damn, two o'clock already?
 +
# Hat in the cat strike back!
 +
# just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
 +
# ?????????????
 +
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
 +
# #hashtag
 +
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 +
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
 +
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
 +
# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
 +
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
 +
# quack quack, motherflipper
 +
# Just some home decorating
 +
# The French space program
 +
# you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
 +
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
 +
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
 +
# SPAAAAAAAAcE
 +
# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
 +
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 +
# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
 +
# He did say it was edible
 +
# What a beautiful time to be alive!
 +
# is that a war walrus?
 +
# step one: cut a hole in the box
 +
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 +
# Robots in much better disguise
 +
# Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
 +
# Please send help.
 +
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 +
# Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
 +
# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
 +
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
 +
# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
 +
# this didn't last long.
 +
# My new haircut!
 +
# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
 +
# Spring has sprang
 +
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 +
# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
 +
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
 +
# still better than last year in ottawa
 +
# He left me! :ccc
 +
# ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
 +
# Always get a full nights rest
 +
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
 +
# Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
 +
# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
 +
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
 +
# The strangest thing subway ever gave me
 +
# 8.5 hours later...
 +
# Look at me jumping!
 +
# they dont need us anymore
 +
# TANSTAAFL... Mostly
 +
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
 +
# Proof: loch ness monster.
 +
# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
 +
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 +
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 +
# Life on the moon.
 +
# Oh no, it's the moon
 +
# New headcanon:
 +
# WTF!?
 +
# I forgot to turn the tap off lol
 +
# where do all the cheetos go
 +
# the event horizon returned
 +
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
 +
# Wow, did you see that??!!
 +
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
 +
# Job interview today.
 +
# BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
 +
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
 +
# This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
 +
# why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
 +
# All my selfies be like
 +
# last march of the ents
 +
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 +
# Triumph. Pure triumph.
 +
# What are pixels?
 +
# Obama pardons Santa claus
 +
# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
 +
# To infinity and Birdyond!
 +
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
 +
# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
 +
# My dad in the army
 +
# Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
 +
# This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
 +
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
 +
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 +
# there is none of this left in the men's room #help
 +
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
 +
# taken from earth orbit
 +
# Burrito night
 +
# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
 +
# #duckface
 +
# Now turn it upside-down
 +
# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
 +
# In my dreams I'm always strong
 +
# Fnnnaarrrrr!
 +
# They see me rolling, they hating
 +
# This is what happiness looks like
 +
# A window into my soul
 +
# That was one hell of a party last night.
 +
# capes are in fashion
 +
# i just want to do existential things with my friends
 +
# Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
 +
# The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
 +
# So...Magnets, right?
 +
# What are you, a dictionary?
 +
# Woops, miscounted. sorry.
 +
# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
 +
# Is there really any point? FML
 +
# big data strikes back
 +
# watch me become the next favorite kardashian
 +
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
 +
# Wait, you can see that too
 +
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
 +
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
 +
# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
 +
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
 +
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
 +
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
 +
# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
 +
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
 +
# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
 +
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 +
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
 +
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 +
# you know, for kids
 +
# I solved the debt crisis!
 +
# Best map projection ever
 +
# The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
 +
# My 7 picture is upside down
 +
# look at me, i'm from England!
 +
# So thats What Jesus did
 +
# Never gonna give you up...
 +
# i'm just surprised it took this long.
 +
# the rest is darkness and decay
 +
# #illuminati
 +
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 +
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 +
# #fallingfromorbit
 +
# The taste stays with you forever
 +
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 +
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 +
# It is never safe.
 +
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 +
# I am a beautiful person.
 +
# school's out!
 +
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 +
# love it!
 +
# reverse microwave oven
 +
# check out my usb sword!
 +
# I knew I nailed it!
 +
# My Hobby: freaking people out
 +
# share and enjoy
 +
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 +
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
 +
# Beyond Level 256...
 +
# This is what i had for breakfast
 +
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 +
# Ramen is squishy and soft
 +
# Who stepped on my pop tart?
 +
# WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
 +
# Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
 +
# This is how you get ants!
 +
# Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
 +
# Are you kidding me?
 +
# Foiled again by the bell curve
 +
# Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
 +
# found this on google maps earlier.
 +
# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
 +
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
 +
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
 +
# My selfie stick broke.
 +
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 +
# I thought of it, and it happened
 +
# the Uk space agency is making britain proud
 +
# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
 +
# nobody knows the trouble i've seen
 +
# It's the little things
 +
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
 +
# Man, it's windy
 +
# this plot is odd.
 +
# My server cooling system.
 +
# Who came first?
 +
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 +
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
 +
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 +
# The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
 +
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 +
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
 +
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
 +
# Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
 +
# Is it really today, already?
 +
# amazons newest delivery method
 +
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
 +
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
 +
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
 +
# New Super Mario bros in real life!
 +
# Travel the length of these massive bison
 +
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 +
# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
 +
# Oh here we go
 +
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
 +
# Monday mornings
 +
# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
 +
# When pandas have nightmares
 +
# Do I look fat in this photo?
 +
# #caturday
 +
# Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
 +
# my cat is sick
 +
# Finally here!
 +
# Pants Optional
 +
# is this just a fantasy?
 +
# We are not men. we are devo.
 +
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
 +
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
 +
# ever get the feeling you're being watched?
 +
# Not as healthy as it looks
 +
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 +
# for you
 +
# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
 +
# The vlog was better than the movie
 +
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
 +
# who sent me a bobcat?
 +
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 +
# cest ne pas un pipe
 +
# today's to do list
 +
# so, scientology...
 +
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 +
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
 +
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 +
# Notice anything different?
 +
# i wonder why you left me here.
 +
# Muahahahahahah
 +
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
 +
# If you're brave enough...
 +
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
 +
# Minimalist cat
 +
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 +
# Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
 +
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
 +
# I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
 +
# we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
 +
# Love is creepy
 +
# FML
 +
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
 +
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
 +
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
 +
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 +
# wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
 +
# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
 +
# i've never felt so alone.
 +
# Look at my dollar coin
 +
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
 +
# THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
 +
# The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
 +
# Angry sofa is angry.
 +
# sad cow is sad
 +
# A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
 +
# Oh shit, not again.
 +
# How did I get here?
 +
# To the victor go the spoils.
 +
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 +
# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
 +
# Worth it for the karma.
 +
# Asteroids hate him!
 +
# The knids are hungry
 +
# this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
 +
# The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
 +
# throwing epic shade!
 +
# SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
 +
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
 +
# Would you like to play a game?
 +
# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
 +
# Dryads. that is all.
 +
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
 +
# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
 +
# Look at my new blue dress!
 +
# Just a little more to the right
 +
# I got this in the mail today
 +
# No regrets on this new roofing material
 +
# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
 +
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
 +
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 +
# mmm...vegemite...
 +
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
 +
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
 +
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
 +
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 +
# the game begins...
 +
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
 +
# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
 +
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
 +
# the saddest moment of my childhood
 +
# i can't form the words to describe such beauty
 +
# This needs a motivational text
 +
# just playing with my pet
 +
# The prophecy was true!
 +
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
 +
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
 +
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 +
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
 +
# Look at that fart propulsion
 +
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 +
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
 +
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
 +
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
 +
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 +
# We've got a problem
 +
# Existance is an illusion
 +
# PostPostModern art
 +
# in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
 +
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# Fucking CAKE
 +
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 +
# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
 +
# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
 +
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
 +
# Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
 +
# #selfie #imatree #thuglife
 +
# I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
 +
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
 +
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 +
# Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
 +
# There goes the neighborhood...
 +
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 +
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
 +
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
 +
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
 +
# Have fun stormin' da castle.
 +
# You are not a good person
 +
# Pintsize what are you doing?!
 +
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 +
# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
 +
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
 +
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
 +
# I don't get it either.
 +
# Jesus Wept
 +
# Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
 +
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
 +
# #DARE to #DREAM
 +
# Park and ride
 +
# Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
 +
# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
 +
# in theathers, close to you
 +
# Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
 +
# Whale Selfie!
 +
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
 +
# I hate this channel
 +
# *Tips fedora*
 +
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 +
# as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
 +
# I still say it looks White and Gold!
 +
# Weather's Crazy today
 +
# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
 +
# High Bro, five.
 +
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 +
# Lack of cucumbers
 +
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
 +
# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
 +
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 +
# look at my new dog!
 +
# This is twitter, right? #confused
 +
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
 +
# AUUUGH
 +
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 +
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 +
# Myspace tom to ground control- 
 +
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 +
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 +
# someone take this banana off my face
 +
# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
 +
# dOG SHAMING
 +
# We didn't start the fire
 +
# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
 +
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
 +
# HODOR!
 +
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 +
# I'm a Real Boy!
 +
# Need a Haircut
 +
# gotta take big ben down a peg
 +
# See a carrot deflate a pool ball
 +
# BANANANANANANANANANA
 +
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
 +
# we sail the ocean orange
 +
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
 +
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
 +
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 +
# I fought the law. They won
 +
# does my ass look big in this?
 +
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
 +
# I thought it would be bigger
 +
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
 +
# #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
 +
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
 +
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
 +
# ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
 +
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 +
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
 +
# #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
 +
# Christ, what an asshole.
 +
# rofl
 +
# Alan?
 +
# USB SUX
 +
# pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
 +
# Exes, am I right?
 +
# They're all watching me
 +
# My halloween costume
 +
# i've made a huge mistake
 +
# Making a selfie.
 +
# #imnotracistbut
 +
# Gotta catch em all.
 +
# Wait ... what? I don't even...
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
 +
# #bornthisway
 +
# the hills have eyes
 +
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
 +
# sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
 +
# I love star wars!
 +
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 +
# Sorry for the potato quality.
 +
# Legal Issues
 +
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 +
# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
 +
# PSA:  If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
 +
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
 +
# oh no you didn't
 +
# introducing the yolo distribution
 +
# I have tasted many fish
 +
# I don't regret pressing the button
 +
# stay out of my house, santa
 +
# I just want to watch the world burn
 +
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 +
# See it again in slo mo
 +
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
 +
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 +
# Why should squirrel learn baseball
 +
# Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
 +
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
 +
# I will take that one please
 +
# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
 +
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
 +
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
 +
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 +
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 +
# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
 +
# How is this still a thing?
 +
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
 +
# my cat got into the *other* catnip
 +
# #this_is_sparta
 +
# That is one dapper bird.
 +
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 +
# this was in the bible
 +
# it's not what you think
 +
# the dog scanned my homework
 +
 
  
 
;prompt_posters
 
;prompt_posters
 +
# Jaden21
 +
# Destiny1983
 +
# Horsepower Lovecraft
 +
# Eliezer Yudkowsky
 +
# Brandi9
 +
# Frances29
 +
# Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
 +
# Agric Silverfinger
 +
# Tracy1977
 +
# Cheyenne1988
 +
# Michaela2006
 +
# Chelsea2006
 +
# S. G. Dukat
 +
# Bool Hand Luke
 +
# Lord Mondegreen
 +
# Debbie26
 +
# Marie10
 +
# Michelle11
 +
# Bailey2001
 +
# Sharon99
 +
# Charles18
 +
# Cheyenne15
 +
# Tricia14
 +
# Pam06
 +
# Norton Ghost Dad
 +
# Kristy2007
 +
# Donna2
 +
# Jack39
 +
# Deborah3
 +
# Kelsey1996
 +
# Keira2002
 +
# Lord Gaga
 +
# Susan25
 +
# Caden2010
 +
# Sarah55
 +
# Jack3
 +
# Sidd Finch
 +
# Barbara1974
 +
# Christina Applecare
 +
# Marissa Mayer
 +
# Mark Zuckerberg
 +
# Justin28
 +
# Samuel19
 +
# Patricia03
 +
# Tina Belcher
 +
# Taylor1998
 +
# George Reagan Renesmee Martin
 +
# Alice1956
 +
# Wil
 +
# Ronald22
 +
# Tricia1
 +
# Madison80
 +
# Ashley8
 +
# Henry4
 +
# Dillon2008
 +
# Hatsy Collins
 +
# Jennifer1
 +
# Keira48
 +
# Aidenn Aberforth Milne
 +
# Misty3
 +
# James URL Jones
 +
# Caden14
 +
# Margaret5
 +
# Linda08
 +
# Margaret11
 +
# Cynthia99
 +
# Amanda08
 +
# Kaden61
 +
# Taylor1990
 +
# Dunston Chexin
 +
# Jalen81
 +
# Bailey08
 +
# Paul50
 +
# David St. Hubbins
 +
# Shaun6
 +
# Lindsay2011
 +
# Joe Biden
 +
# Arthur17
 +
# Mark92
 +
# Marie3
 +
# Larry1994
 +
# Stacy07
 +
# Shaun46
 +
# Frances99
 +
# Malik2
 +
# Ashley2009
 +
# Paul1957
 +
# Notorious L.H.C.
 +
# Jaina Khloe Rowling
 +
# Todd33
 +
# Tonya38
 +
# Marie12
 +
# Raymond6
 +
# Curic Copperfinger
 +
# Ayden1952
 +
# Sherri97
 +
# Gary86
 +
# Stacy14
 +
# Gary1951
 +
# Steven2002
 +
# Arthur19
 +
# Ashley92
 +
# Susan11
 +
# Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
 +
# Minecraft Holmes
 +
# Lisa1995
 +
# Sharon91
 +
# Eowyn L'Oreal James
 +
# Padme Dorothy James
 +
# Egbert Bentley White
 +
# Player One
 +
# Larry Ronald Hubbard
 +
# Brittany1
 +
# Tim87
 +
# Kenneth94
 +
# Apple Martin
 +
# Greg2004
 +
# DragonBall Cooper
 +
# Mavis Bitcoin
 +
# Wric Tungstenfinger
 +
# Earl Sinclair
 +
# Sheena2005
 +
# Gary8
 +
# Aiden5
 +
# Virginia1961
 +
# Steven50
 +
# Mark2007
 +
# Kelsey1970
 +
# Ruth3
 +
# Frances51
 +
# Carol04
 +
# Player Two
 +
# Sierra10
 +
# Jacob10
 +
# Dorothy7
 +
# Debbie3
 +
# Benjamin1970
 +
# Benjamin Kenobi Sr
 +
# J. Alfred Leftshark
 +
# Jeph Jacques
 +
# Professor Monoculatus McToff
 +
# Livemau5
 +
# Dustin46
 +
# Jerry18
 +
# Aidan2
 +
# Cynthia1995
 +
# George Debian Bush
 +
# Elon Musk
 +
# Delta Elroy Backslash
 +
# Kathleen78
 +
# Samuel49
 +
# John Wilkes Knuth
 +
# Chad80
 +
# CMOS Def
 +
# Martin Van Halen
 +
# Addison8
 +
# Henry05
 +
# Trinity1989
 +
# Matthew2006
 +
# Green Mario
 +
# Jason15
 +
# Steven02
 +
# Flash Groupon
 +
# Justin87
 +
# Addison1
 +
# Aiden1
 +
# Jayden79
 +
# Myspace Tom
 +
# @meganamram
 +
# Madison19
 +
# Joshua84
 +
# Sarah2005
 +
# Louis Reasoner
 +
# Donald19
 +
# Virginia2006
 +
# Debbie62
 +
# Khloe14
 +
# Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
 +
# Keira10
 +
# Austin72
 +
# Candice10
 +
# Jonathan27
 +
# Jada5
 +
# Kaitlin1976
 +
# Kim5
 +
# Euphegenia Doubtfire
 +
# Tonya22
 +
# Emily15
 +
# Karen3
 +
# Anonymous
 +
# Dakota94
 +
# Joshua80
 +
# Sarah1976
 +
 +
 +
;prompt_reasons
 +
# our buffer runneth over
 +
# I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
 +
# the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
 +
# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
 +
# friday squid blogging
 +
# CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
 +
# GSM filter change required
 +
# User is not a typewriter.
 +
# floating point unit no longer afloat
 +
# error: error code [error] while decoding error code
 +
# User accepted terms but not conditions
 +
# soonerist sperver fid dot nile
 +
# http is down
 +
# Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
 +
# server fell in ocean
 +
# the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
 +
# spin cycle still active
 +
# too many hands on the keyboard
 +
# butter overflow
 +
# i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
 +
# Main Bus B Undervolt
 +
# CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
 +
# dictionary too stiff to read
 +
# Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
 +
# SQL ejection
 +
# subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
 +
# hung up prematurely
 +
# insufficient smoke for current mirror array
 +
# the system / is down
 +
# error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
 +
# hard drive oil depleted
 +
# wrong files
 +
# data too big
 +
# helvetica scenario
 +
# could not initialize sound blaster 16
 +
# temporal paradox
 +
# butter to text interface not found
 +
# unimplemented trap
 +
# PC LOAD LETTER
 +
# error: operation completed successfully
 +
# illegal carrot detected in mail queue
 +
# butter didn't suit the works
 +
# electrons too big, stuck in wafer
 +
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
 +
# screws are stripped
 +
# butter underrun
 +
# Please Insert Riven CD 4
 +
# server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
 +
# server had too much to drink
 +
# Baby ur much 2 fast
 +
# spontaneous splinal dereticulation
 +
# general uncertainty
 +
# lp0 on fire
 +
# virtual memory got too real
 +
# unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
 +
# spin number must be of the form n/2
 +
# ERR:INVALID DIM
 +
# error
 +
# HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
 +
# oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
 +
# This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
 +
# turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
 +
# mean connection time exceeded
 +
# files fell out
 +
# bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
 +
# aol window in front of netscape window
 +
# cat-like typing detected
 +
# microwave running
 +
# nanobots in the water
 +
# confirmation BIOS
 +
# UTF-31 decode error
 +
# PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
 +
# HTTP 418
 +
# cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
 +
# TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
 +
# a user's middle name was </html>
 +
# previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
 +
# qubit indeterminate
 +
# sysadmin trapped in well
 +
# RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
 +
# lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
 +
# server room haunted
 +
# out of monads
 +
# server aperture too narrow for capital letters
 +
# database configuration violates the Prime Directive
 +
# sitemap was held upside down
 +
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
 +
# <%= reason %>
 +
# overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
 +
# user put spaces/vowels in filename
 +
# Dave's not registered, man
 +
# minimum recursion depth not reached
 +
# the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
 +
# tape on write-protect hole fell off
 +
# undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
 +
# files overwritten with more interesting content
 +
# server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
 +
# transfer interrupted by incoming fax
 +
# food problematic
 +
# cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
 +
# ethics in journalism
 +
# could not evade skifree yeti
 +
# firewall caught fire
 +
# eyelash! eyelash!
 +
# out of electrons
 +
# This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
 +
# guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
  
  
−
;prompt_text
+
prompt_text
 
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 
# #flavorbomb
 
# #flavorbomb
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# Why do dogs like this?
 
# Why do dogs like this?
 
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
 
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
 +
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
 +
# Not Again :(
 +
# Black box recorder
 +
# The solution to all life's problems
 +
# The moon landing was a lie
 +
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
 +
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 +
# This photo mooves me
 +
# my wonderful dad!
 +
# #Donthate #Truelove
 +
# The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
 +
# Weeeee!!!
 +
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 +
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 +
# oh I feel a yearning so bad
 +
# I don't think this is working
 +
# Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
 +
# This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
 +
# i'll never get tired of this.
 +
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
 +
# Just another day in paradise
 +
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
 +
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
 +
# 3 year olds first lego experience
 +
# what to have for breakfast?
 +
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 +
# #fallingfromorbit
 +
# in line at the dmv
 +
# Dude, where's my car?
 +
# The vlog was better than the movie
 +
# wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
 +
# every breath you take, every move you make
 +
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
 +
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
 +
# furrowed mustache
 +
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 +
# Fire can sometimes be hot?
 +
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
 +
# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 +
# There's a third bump, growing fast
 +
# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
 +
# Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
 +
# Worst pokemon ever
 +
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
 +
# The moon looks weird today
 +
# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
 +
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 +
# Oh God! It's happening again!
 +
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
 +
# No guitar without a sombrero
 +
# Extreme beer pong
 +
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
 +
# no one ever suspected the shovel
 +
# oh no you didn't
 +
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
 +
# omfg, space bugs
 +
# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
 +
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
 +
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
 +
# Oy, my giblets!
 +
# OMG Becky look at her butt
 +
# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
 +
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
 +
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
 +
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
 +
# those weren't Altoids.
 +
# Self Portrait: Complete.
 +
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
 +
# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
 +
# Look at my new blue dress!
 +
# Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
 +
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
 +
# Mmm, Spider cake!
 +
# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
 +
# Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
 +
# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
 +
# take two, they are small
 +
# Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
 +
# that's one nasty burn!
 +
# I can't believe it's not cake batter
 +
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
 +
# Zoidgebra 101
 +
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
 +
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
 +
# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
 +
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
 +
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
 +
# Is this real life?
 +
# This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
 +
# in theathers, close to you
 +
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
 +
# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
 +
# This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
 +
# the charge of the light brigade
 +
# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
 +
# I broke cookie clicker...
 +
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
 +
# Spring has sprang
 +
# One of these things doesn't belong.
 +
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 +
# Minister!  We're running out of time.
 +
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
 +
# Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
 +
# Fancy
 +
# Do my feet look fat?
 +
# #hashtag
 +
# We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
 +
# TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
 +
# i hate it when this happens
 +
# An eight-stringed octopus?
 +
# the game begins...
 +
# The dark helps me see in the carrots
 +
# The Zebra was lying down
 +
# NUTS!
 +
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
 +
# The strangest thing subway ever gave me
 +
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 +
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
 +
# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
 +
# mario Kart is harder in real life
 +
# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
 +
# last march of the ents
 +
# I was late
 +
# Da_FEELS###!
 +
# The Little Borg Prince
 +
# Who came first?
 +
# Threaten large birds... check.
 +
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 +
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
 +
# I think there's something here
 +
# You'll never guess what happens next...
 +
# my cat got into the *other* catnip
 +
# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
 +
# Wow. Just, Wow.
 +
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 +
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
 +
# I'd call this experiment a success.
 +
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
 +
# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
 +
# Light traffic today.
 +
# Where did THAT come from?
 +
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
 +
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
 +
# Why did it have to end this Way?
 +
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 +
# cthulu caught me slipping
 +
# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
 +
# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
 +
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
 +
# That's too much, man!
 +
# should i see a doctor about this?
 +
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
 +
# 💩
 +
# Got your nose!
 +
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
 +
# Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
 +
# come on, put on the slippers.
 +
# i'm now 75% more efficient
 +
# That was one hell of a party last night.
 +
# The last person to be surprised by a selfie
 +
# toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
 +
# So... those were real
 +
# The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
 +
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 +
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
 +
# The Captain Crunch Kraken
 +
# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
 +
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 +
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
 +
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
 +
# you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
 +
# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
 +
# married a cat
 +
# The unforgiving war on health
 +
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 +
# hello darkness my old friend
 +
# Banana invasion in progress
 +
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
 +
# I find this picture reflects my soul.
 +
# First time posting, please be nice
 +
# ksp mission success
 +
# welcome to the space jam
 +
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
 +
# He was never seen again
 +
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 +
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 +
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 +
# Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
 +
# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
 +
# Penguins are people too #equality
 +
# and suddenly, popcorn
 +
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 +
# Unzipped sock
 +
# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
 +
# Is this too cheesy?
 +
# The Moon Will Eat What it will
 +
# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER  SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.  4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
 +
# I solved the debt crisis!
 +
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
 +
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 +
# bit nosy, aren't you?
 +
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
 +
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
 +
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
 +
# No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
 +
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
 +
# Aaaaaargh
 +
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 +
# The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
 +
# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
 +
# #Long_Exposure
 +
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
 +
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 +
# Check out my new sonic oc!
 +
# it's in a good part of town
 +
# I  think I need new glasses.
 +
# There goes the neighborhood...
 +
# Oh no, it's the moon
 +
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
 +
# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
 +
# Triumph. Pure triumph.
 +
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
 +
# My tastes are very... singular
 +
# Another one bites the dust
 +
# What, Me worry?
 +
# Fnnnaarrrrr!
 +
# TANSTAAFL... Mostly
 +
# True Self-Control
 +
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
 +
# only 90s kids will get this!
 +
# #toothproblems
 +
# Target Found.
 +
# We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
 +
# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
 +
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 +
# Where do I plug this in?
 +
# So...Magnets, right?
 +
# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
 +
# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
 +
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 +
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
 +
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
 +
# Trees on a hill #nofilter
 +
# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
 +
# real letters have curves #Serif
 +
# where should i put this cool new tatto?
 +
# is good idea yes
 +
# I say: nuts to that!
 +
# New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
 +
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
 +
# I've made a huge mistake
 +
# Look at that fart propulsion
 +
# Field Trip!
 +
# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
 +
# #comfortfood
 +
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 +
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
 +
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
 +
# Do I look like a penguin?
 +
# the dark side of the moon, amirite?
 +
# the way of the future
 +
# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
 +
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
 +
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 +
# watch me become the next favorite kardashian
 +
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 +
# London
 +
# My new tattoo
 +
# Day 12: it's going well I think
 +
# I just can't see the point anymore
 +
# The choice is simple.
 +
# My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
 +
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 +
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
 +
# #DrinkSaltwater
 +
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
 +
# This photo was taken from my iphone
 +
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
 +
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 +
# Mistakes were made.
 +
# run little ghost, run!
 +
# 8.5 hours later...
 +
# Sometimes all you can do is wait
 +
# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
 +
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 +
# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
 +
# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
 +
# Starbucks <3 <3 <3
 +
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
 +
# This is how you get ants!
 +
# photo proof for you skeptics out there
 +
# big ben is going down.
 +
# Where did this road come from?!?
 +
# RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
 +
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
 +
# where to buy spanish ham ?
 +
# We live in a golden age!
 +
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
 +
# you know, for kids
 +
# Death star model 0.0.73
 +
# the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
 +
# about to die lol
 +
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
 +
# I just want to watch the world burn
 +
# Perspective issues
 +
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
 +
# My new cat is awesome
 +
# New means to help collect more evidence
 +
# Who stepped on my pop tart?
 +
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
 +
# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
 +
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 +
# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 +
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
 +
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
 +
# NO. JUST NO.
 +
# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
 +
# their love was doomed from the start...
 +
# sarlac ball-pit!!!
 +
# The best brick joke possible.
 +
# The dress is black and white!
 +
# New false color imagery from mars curiousity
 +
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
 +
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
 +
# No wants to hear me talk about my cat
 +
# I'll catch it one day
 +
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 +
# my new toaster has some strange attachments
 +
# I told you to keep the raptors secure
 +
# One year ago I looked like this
 +
# [user was banned for this text]
 +
# Now turn it upside-down
 +
# engage!
 +
# Me, before the topical ointment
 +
# The building blocks of life
 +
# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
 +
# THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
 +
# no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
 +
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
 +
# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
 +
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
 +
# best republican caucus ever!
 +
# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
 +
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 +
# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
 +
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
 +
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
 +
# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
 +
# Every day my damn cat makes this face
 +
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
 +
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
 +
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
 +
# Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
 +
# finally got that squid stache
 +
# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
 +
# throwing epic shade!
 +
# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
 +
# love it!
 +
# Why do people do this?
 +
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
 +
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 +
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
 +
# stipple slash of saturn
 +
# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
 +
# #me #throwbackthursday
 +
# that's me!
 +
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 +
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
 +
# This is a cat
 +
# I blame supernasa
 +
# Copernicus: The early years
 +
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
 +
# The time has come.
 +
# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
 +
# i'm just surprised it took this long.
 +
# April Fools!
 +
# What? It's always that color.
 +
# diy abortion
 +
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
 +
# bowTieght!
 +
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 +
# The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
 +
# Pants Optional
 +
# #livefeed #colonoscopy
 +
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
 +
# I can has cheezburger?
 +
# Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
 +
# Universe man, Universe man...
 +
# #bedhead
 +
# this was my inspiration
 +
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
 +
# Maths are hard
 +
# PostPostModern art
 +
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 +
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
 +
# My 7 picture is upside down
 +
# I dream of death
 +
# The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
 +
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
 +
# In my dreams I'm always strong
 +
# When everything looks like a hammer
 +
# This apple got a face on it dog
 +
# Time to reap the whirlwind!
 +
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
 +
# To infinity and Birdyond!
 +
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
 +
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 +
# Deal with it
 +
# I knew there would be side effects
 +
# get your ass to mars
 +
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
 +
# Too many quixotes, not enough giants
 +
# Somewhere, this exists.
 +
# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
 +
# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
 +
# This photo was taken from my basement
 +
# bURMA sHAVE!
 +
# no wonder the cat always sits here
 +
# The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
 +
# Oh here we go
 +
# well, so much for the space program
 +
# It is never safe.
 +
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
 +
# Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
 +
# What are you, a dictionary?
 +
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
 +
# #twinsies
 +
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
 +
# and to think this is where it all started
 +
# I just don't get recursion.
 +
# intertial reference frame, activate!
 +
# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
 +
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
 +
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
 +
# Sorry for the potato quality.
 +
# We've got a problem
 +
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
 +
# kang, do i look good in this?
 +
# Yeah... never gonna happen
 +
# Bay-bae lolz
 +
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
 +
# This is a good idea
 +
# What a beautiful time to be alive!
 +
# photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
 +
# That's not a nut!
 +
# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
 +
# I'm a fighter!
 +
# Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
 +
# this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
 +
# ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
 +
# WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
 +
# #Compromise
 +
# This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
 +
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 +
# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
 +
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
 +
# Had to settle for a beard
 +
# One of those mornings...
 +
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 +
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
 +
# My baby is learning how to write!
 +
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 +
# Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
 +
# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
 +
# How many can there be?
 +
# The prophecy was true!
 +
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
 +
# The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
 +
# AUUUGH
 +
# This is how we celebrate easter usually
 +
# Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
 +
# ack
 +
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
 +
# i love a good featureless white void
 +
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 +
# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
 +
# Am I a Pokemon?
 +
# Monday mornings
 +
# The second mouse gets the cheese
 +
# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
 +
# Myspace tom to ground control- 
 +
# Just one of those days
 +
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
 +
# Wait ... what? I don't even...
 +
# Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
 +
# They see me rolling, they hating
 +
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
 +
# haha oh my cat
 +
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary

Revision as of 13:32, 3 April 2015

Status

Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(

Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

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img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
kind: "post"
poster: "Frances51"
profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
}
prompt {
reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
captions: Array (of strings)
text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
album: Array (of img_id strings)
}

Prompt varies between:

  • img_id and captions array
  • text and album array

Script

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	feed_text       :[]
}

function check(field, value) {
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
	}
}
function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);			
		}

	});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

current unprocessed totals:

  • feed_posters: Array[205]
  • feed_text: Array[1320]
  • prompt_captions: Array[1248]
  • prompt_posters: Array[183]
  • prompt_reasons: Array[107]
  • prompt_text: Array[402]

The script is finding fewer and fewer new items, but it is still running after 12 hours since last restart.

prompt_reasons

The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
  1. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  2. <%= reason %>
  3. a user's middle name was </html>
  4. aol window in front of netscape window
  5. Baby ur much 2 fast
  6. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  7. butter didn't suit the works
  8. butter overflow
  9. butter to text interface not found
  10. butter underrun
  11. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  12. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  13. cat-like typing detected
  14. confirmation BIOS
  15. could not evade skifree yeti
  16. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  17. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  18. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  19. data too big
  20. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  21. Dave's not registered, man
  22. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  23. dictionary too stiff to read
  24. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  25. ERR:INVALID DIM
  26. error
  27. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  28. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  29. error: operation completed successfully
  30. ethics in journalism
  31. eyelash! eyelash!
  32. files fell out
  33. files overwritten with more interesting content
  34. firewall caught fire
  35. floating point unit no longer afloat
  36. food problematic
  37. friday squid blogging
  38. general uncertainty
  39. GSM filter change required
  40. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
  41. hard drive oil depleted
  42. helvetica scenario
  43. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  44. HTTP 418
  45. http is down
  46. hung up prematurely
  47. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  48. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  49. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  50. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  51. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  52. lp0 on fire
  53. Main Bus B Undervolt
  54. mean connection time exceeded
  55. microwave running
  56. minimum recursion depth not reached
  57. nanobots in the water
  58. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  59. our buffer runneth over
  60. out of electrons
  61. out of monads
  62. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  63. PC LOAD LETTER
  64. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  65. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  66. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  67. qubit indeterminate
  68. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  69. screws are stripped
  70. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  71. server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
  72. server fell in ocean
  73. server had too much to drink
  74. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
  75. server room haunted
  76. sitemap was held upside down
  77. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  78. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  79. spin cycle still active
  80. spin number must be of the form n/2
  81. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  82. SQL ejection
  83. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  84. sysadmin trapped in well
  85. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  86. temporal paradox
  87. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  88. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
  89. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  90. the system / is down
  91. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  92. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  93. too many hands on the keyboard
  94. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  95. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  96. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  97. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  98. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  99. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  100. unimplemented trap
  101. User accepted terms but not conditions
  102. User is not a typewriter.
  103. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  104. UTF-31 decode error
  105. virtual memory got too real
  106. wrong files
  107. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

feed_posters

Usernames used in the feed.

  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley2009
  16. Ashley8
  17. Ashley92
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  24. Benjamin1970
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia1995
  41. Cynthia99
  42. Dakota09
  43. Dakota94
  44. David St. Hubbins
  45. Debbie26
  46. Debbie3
  47. Debbie62
  48. Deborah3
  49. Delta Elroy Backslash
  50. Destiny1983
  51. Destiny89
  52. Dillon2008
  53. Donald19
  54. Donna2
  55. Dorothy7
  56. DragonBall Cooper
  57. Dunston Chexin
  58. Dustin46
  59. Earl Sinclair
  60. Egbert Bentley White
  61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  62. Elon Musk
  63. Emily15
  64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  67. Flash Groupon
  68. Frances29
  69. Frances51
  70. Frances99
  71. Gary1951
  72. Gary8
  73. Gary86
  74. George Debian Bush
  75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  76. Green Mario
  77. Greg2004
  78. Hatsy Collins
  79. Henry05
  80. Henry4
  81. Horsepower Lovecraft
  82. J. Alfred Leftshark
  83. Jack3
  84. Jack39
  85. Jacob10
  86. Jada5
  87. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  88. Jaden21
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Jalen81
  91. James URL Jones
  92. Jason15
  93. Jayden79
  94. Jennifer1
  95. Jeph Jacques
  96. Jerry18
  97. Joe Biden
  98. John Wilkes Knuth
  99. John2
  100. Jonathan27
  101. Joshua80
  102. Joshua84
  103. Justin28
  104. Justin87
  105. Kaden61
  106. Kaitlin1976
  107. Karen3
  108. Kathleen78
  109. Keira10
  110. Keira2002
  111. Keira48
  112. Kelsey1970
  113. Kelsey1996
  114. Kenneth94
  115. Kenneth96
  116. Khloe14
  117. Khloe2
  118. Kilroy
  119. Kim5
  120. Kristy2007
  121. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  122. Larry1994
  123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  124. Linda08
  125. Lindsay2011
  126. Lisa1995
  127. Livemau5
  128. Lord Gaga
  129. Lord Mondegreen
  130. Louis Reasoner
  131. Madison19
  132. Madison80
  133. Malik2
  134. Margaret11
  135. Margaret5
  136. Marie10
  137. Marie12
  138. Marie3
  139. Marissa Mayer
  140. Mark Zuckerberg
  141. Mark2006
  142. Mark2007
  143. Mark92
  144. Martin Van Halen
  145. Matthew2006
  146. Mavis Bitcoin
  147. Michaela2006
  148. Michelle11
  149. Minecraft Holmes
  150. Misty3
  151. Myspace Tom
  152. Norton Ghost Dad
  153. Notorious L.H.C.
  154. Padme Dorothy James
  155. Pam06
  156. Patricia03
  157. Paul1957
  158. Paul50
  159. Player One
  160. Player Two
  161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  162. Raymond6
  163. Ronald22
  164. Ruth3
  165. S. G. Dukat
  166. Samuel19
  167. Samuel49
  168. Sarah1976
  169. Sarah2005
  170. Sarah55
  171. Sharon91
  172. Sharon99
  173. Shaun1960
  174. Shaun46
  175. Shaun6
  176. Sheena2005
  177. Sherri97
  178. Sidd Finch
  179. Sierra10
  180. Sierra3
  181. Sierra7
  182. Stacy07
  183. Stacy14
  184. Steven02
  185. Steven2002
  186. Steven50
  187. Susan11
  188. Susan25
  189. Taylor1990
  190. Taylor1998
  191. Thomas2
  192. Tim21
  193. Tim87
  194. Tina Belcher
  195. Todd33
  196. Tonya22
  197. Tonya38
  198. Tracy1977
  199. Tricia1
  200. Tricia14
  201. Trinity1989
  202. Virginia1961
  203. Virginia2006
  204. Wil
  205. Wric Tungstenfinger

prompt_posters

Usernames used in the prompts.

All of these usernames are also used in the feed
There are currently 66 users used in the feed which my script has never found in the prompt
There are currently 30 users on the transcript page which I have only found in the feed and not in the prompt.
Although I expect that I will eventually find all feed usernames in the prompt.
  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  8. Alice1956
  9. Amanda08
  10. Anonymous
  11. Apple Martin
  12. Arthur19
  13. Ashley2009
  14. Ashley92
  15. Ayden1952
  16. Bailey2001
  17. Barbara1974
  18. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  19. Bool Hand Luke
  20. Brandi9
  21. Caden14
  22. Caden2010
  23. Chad80
  24. Charles18
  25. Chelsea2006
  26. Cheyenne1988
  27. Christina Applecare
  28. CMOS Def
  29. Curic Copperfinger
  30. Cynthia1995
  31. Cynthia99
  32. Dakota94
  33. David St. Hubbins
  34. Debbie26
  35. Debbie62
  36. Deborah3
  37. Destiny1983
  38. Destiny89
  39. Donald19
  40. Donna2
  41. Dorothy7
  42. Dunston Chexin
  43. Earl Sinclair
  44. Egbert Bentley White
  45. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  46. Elon Musk
  47. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  48. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  49. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  50. Frances29
  51. Frances51
  52. Frances99
  53. Gary1951
  54. Gary8
  55. George Debian Bush
  56. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  57. Green Mario
  58. Greg2004
  59. Hatsy Collins
  60. Henry05
  61. Horsepower Lovecraft
  62. J. Alfred Leftshark
  63. Jack3
  64. Jack39
  65. Jaden21
  66. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  67. Jalen81
  68. James URL Jones
  69. Jayden79
  70. Joe Biden
  71. Jonathan27
  72. Joshua80
  73. Justin87
  74. Kaden61
  75. Kaitlin1976
  76. Karen3
  77. Kathleen78
  78. Keira10
  79. Keira2002
  80. Keira48
  81. Kelsey1970
  82. Kenneth96
  83. Khloe14
  84. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  85. Larry1994
  86. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  87. Linda08
  88. Lindsay2011
  89. Lord Gaga
  90. Lord Mondegreen
  91. Malik2
  92. Margaret11
  93. Margaret5
  94. Marie12
  95. Marie3
  96. Marissa Mayer
  97. Mark Zuckerberg
  98. Mark2007
  99. Martin Van Halen
  100. Matthew2006
  101. Mavis Bitcoin
  102. Michelle11
  103. Misty3
  104. Myspace Tom
  105. Pam06
  106. Paul1957
  107. Player One
  108. Ronald22
  109. S. G. Dukat
  110. Samuel19
  111. Sarah55
  112. Sharon99
  113. Shaun1960
  114. Shaun46
  115. Sherri97
  116. Sidd Finch
  117. Sierra10
  118. Sierra7
  119. Stacy07
  120. Stacy14
  121. Steven02
  122. Steven2002
  123. Steven50
  124. Susan11
  125. Susan25
  126. Thomas2
  127. Tim21
  128. Tim87
  129. Todd33
  130. Tonya22
  131. Tonya38
  132. Tracy1977
  133. Tricia1
  134. Tricia14
  135. Trinity1989
  136. Virginia1961
  137. Virginia2006
  138. Wil
  139. Wric Tungstenfinger
  140. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  141. Michaela2006
  142. Marie10
  143. Cheyenne15
  144. Norton Ghost Dad
  145. Kristy2007
  146. Kelsey1996
  147. Justin28
  148. Patricia03
  149. Tina Belcher
  150. Taylor1998
  151. Madison80
  152. Ashley8
  153. Henry4
  154. Dillon2008
  155. Jennifer1
  156. Taylor1990
  157. Bailey08

feed_text

Captions used in the feed. Containers user submissions.

The ???? lines are extended characters my text editor can't handle. Oops.

  • ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  • 突っ込むところもねい！
  • 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  • ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  2. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  3. #blessed
  4. #BROKEN
  5. #CATSANDBIRDS
  6. #caturday
  7. #comfortfood
  8. #DANGERZONE
  9. #DARE to #DREAM
  10. #delfie
  11. #fallingfromorbit
  12. #flavorbomb
  13. #hashtag
  14. #hoax
  15. #Hopeicanfly
  16. #illuminati
  17. #lifehacks
  18. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  19. #Long_Exposure
  20. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  21. #me #throwbackthursday
  22. #Nailpolish
  23. #nofilter
  24. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  25. #nomakeup #justnatural
  26. #nomakeup #natural
  27. #satellite #navigation
  28. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  29. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  30. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  31. #Toobigtofall
  32. #twinsies
  33. "...The Aristocrats."
  34. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  35. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  36. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  37. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  38. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  39. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  40. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  41. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  42. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
  43. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  44.  ???? USA! USA! ????
  45.  ???? USA! USA! USA! ????
  46.  ??????????!
  47.  ?????????????
  48.  ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  49. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  50. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  51. [user was banned for this text]
  52. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  53. >< ))*>
  54. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  55. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  56. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  57. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  58. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  59. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  60. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  61. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  62. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  63. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  64. A job so boring a bird could do it
  65. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  66. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  67. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  68. about to die lol
  69. ack
  70. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  71. Alan?
  72. All flesh is grass
  73. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  74. Allons-Y!
  75. Always get a full nights rest
  76. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  77. amazons newest delivery method
  78. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  79. An unsuccessful bike design...
  80. And so the hunt begins!
  81. and suddenly, popcorn
  82. and then there were nine
  83. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  84. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  85. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  86. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  87. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  88. Apparently it's a thing now...
  89. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  90. apple's new offering: iscream
  91. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  92. are you sure this is a commandline?
  93. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  94. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  95. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  96. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  97. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  98. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  99. At least it stopped bleeding acid
  100. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  101. australia is not NZ!
  102. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  103. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  104. Ayyyy LMAO!
  105. back on tinder!
  106. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  107. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  108. Banana invasion in progress
  109. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  110. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  111. Bay-bae lolz
  112. Bazookateer crossing
  113. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  114. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  115. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  116. best day evar!!!!
  117. Best Halloween costume yet!
  118. Best map projection ever
  119. best republican caucus ever!
  120. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  121. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  122. Beyond Level 256...
  123. big ben is going down.
  124. Big bowl of star-flakes
  125. big data strikes back
  126. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  127. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  128. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  129. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  130. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  131. Black begins and wins.
  132. Black box recorder
  133. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  134. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  135. bowTieght!
  136. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  137. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  138. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  139. Burnination? Huh?
  140. Burrito night
  141. Cakephants are my new friends
  142. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  143. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  144. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  145. Captain obvious strikes again
  146. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  147. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  148. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  149. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  150. cest ne pas un pipe
  151. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  152. check out my new pet
  153. Check out my new sonic oc!
  154. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  155. check out my usb sword!
  156. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  157. Click to show secret text
  158. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  159. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  160. Come on party people, put your hands together
  161. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  162. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  163. Copernicus: The early years
  164. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  165. Crocodile Pink Eye
  166. Cruise Kingdom
  167. cthulu caught me slipping
  168. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  169. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  170. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  171. damn tree!
  172. Damn, two o'clock already?
  173. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  174. damned ninjas
  175. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  176. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  177. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  178. Deal with it
  179. Death star model 0.0.73
  180. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  181. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  182. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  183. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  184. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  185. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  186. did this exist as a microwave?
  187. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  188. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  189. Do I look like a penguin?
  190. Do my feet look fat?
  191. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  192. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  193. Do you have a lighter?
  194. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  195. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  196. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  197. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  198. Dominos delivers!
  199. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  200. Don't have a cow, man
  201. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  202. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  203. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  204. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  205. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  206. Dryads. that is all.
  207. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  208. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  209. Dude, where's my car?
  210. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  211. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  212. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  213. emergency butter delivery
  214. engage!
  215. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  216. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  217. every breath you take, every move you make
  218. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  219. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  220. everything makes sense now
  221. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  222. Exes, am I right?
  223. Existance is an illusion
  224. Extreme beer pong
  225. father & daughter re-unite!
  226. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  227. Field Trip!
  228. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  229. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  230. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  231. finally got that squid stache
  232. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  233. First day of school.
  234. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  235. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  236. First post, be friendly
  237. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  238. First time posting, please be nice
  239. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  240. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  241. flying car - it is now officially the future
  242. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  243. Foiled again by the bell curve
  244. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  245. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  246. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  247. forgot to turn the oven off!
  248. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  249. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  250. found this on google maps earlier.
  251. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  252. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  253. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  254. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  255. Fucking CAKE
  256. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  257. get your ass to mars
  258. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  259. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  260. Goldilocks party!
  261. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  262. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  263. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  264. Got your nose!
  265. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  266. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  267. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  268. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  269. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  270. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  271. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  272. ha ha ha... no.
  273. Had to settle for a beard
  274. haha oh my cat
  275. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  276. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  277. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  278. He did say it was edible
  279. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  280. He left me! :ccc
  281. He nailed it!
  282. hello darkness my old friend
  283. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  284. help wanted. inquire within.
  285. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  286. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  287. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  288. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  289. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  290. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  291. hgghjg
  292. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  293. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  294. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  295. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  296. HODOR!
  297. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  298. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  299. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  300. Houston, we are the problem
  301. Hoverboard to full power!
  302. How did I get here?!?
  303. how do you get the screensaver off?
  304. How does this work again?
  305. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  306. I think I need new glasses.
  307. I am a beautiful person.
  308. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  309. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  310. I blame supernasa
  311. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  312. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  313. I can has cheezburger?
  314. I can take photos with my teeth!
  315. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  316. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  317. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  318. I CHOOSE YOU!
  319. i do the same thing at frat parties
  320. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  321. I don't know
  322. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  323. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  324. I don't think this is working
  325. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  326. I dream of death
  327. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  328. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  329. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  330. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  331. I forgot to get a plane
  332. I found a three fingered kitten!
  333. I found it!!!!!!!
  334. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  335. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  336. I got the job!
  337. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  338. I has a sad
  339. i hate it when this happens
  340. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  341. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  342. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  343. I have tasted many fish
  344. I just bought this
  345. I just can't see the point anymore
  346. I just want to watch the world burn
  347. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  348. I knew there would be side effects
  349. I like this picture
  350. I lost my wits
  351. I lost my wrist
  352. I 'M out of the acorn
  353. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  354. i need to do my laundry more often.
  355. I never understood that part of the bibile
  356. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  357. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  358. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  359. I say: nuts to that!
  360. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  361. I should really separate those
  362. I solved the debt crisis!
  363. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  364. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  365. I think I can... I think I can
  366. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  367. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  368. I think there's something here
  369. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  370. I thought it would be bigger
  371. I thought of it, and it happened
  372. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  373. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  374. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  375. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  376. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  377. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  378. I was late
  379. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  380. i wonder why you left me here.
  381. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  382. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  383. I'd call this experiment a success.
  384. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  385. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  386. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  387. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  388. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  389. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  390. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  391. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  392. If you're brave enough...
  393. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  394. I'll catch it one day
  395. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  396. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  397. i'll never get tired of this.
  398. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  399. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  400. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  401. I'm a fighter!
  402. I'm a Real Boy!
  403. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  404. I'm lost without your love, baby
  405. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  406. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  407. i'm now 75% more efficient
  408. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  409. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  410. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  411. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  412. in line at the dmv
  413. In my dreams I'm always strong
  414. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  415. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  416. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  417. in theathers, close to you
  418. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  419. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  420. introducing the yolo distribution
  421. is good idea yes
  422. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  423. Is it really today, already?
  424. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  425. is that a war walrus?
  426. is the eject button meant to do this?
  427. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  428. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  429. Is this real life?
  430. Is this room 101?
  431. Is this too cheesy?
  432. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  433. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  434. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  435. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  436. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  437. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  438. It's a Finger trap
  439. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  440. it's in a good part of town
  441. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  442. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  443. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  444. It's the little things
  445. I've been robbed!
  446. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  447. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  448. I've made a huge mistake
  449. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  450. i've never felt so alone.
  451. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  452. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  453. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  454. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  455. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  456. just another cat video
  457. Just another day in paradise
  458. just cos()
  459. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  460. Just Got A new camera phone!
  461. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  462. just two more trips over the horizon
  463. kang, do i look good in this?
  464. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  465. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  466. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  467. ksp mission success
  468. Lack of cucumbers
  469. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  470. last march of the ents
  471. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  472. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  473. leapfrog, anyone?
  474. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  475. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  476. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  477. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  478. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  479. Light traffic today.
  480. like my new haircut?
  481. lol, no i didn't jump
  482. London
  483. look at me, i'm from England!
  484. Look at my new blue dress!
  485. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  486. Look at that fart propulsion
  487. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  488. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  489. look ma, no hands!
  490. Look out!
  491. look what happened to my satellite
  492. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  493. love it!
  494. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  495. Magnificent as fuck
  496. Magnified 10,000 times
  497. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  498. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  499. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  500. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  501. Man, it's windy
  502. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  503. Man, that was the best party in my life
  504. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  505. mario Kart is harder in real life
  506. Mari-OH
  507. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  508. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  509. Maths are hard
  510. Max gentleman
  511. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  512. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  513. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  514. me and all my friends
  515. Me, before the topical ointment
  516. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  517. Mentos and lava
  518. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  519. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  520. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  521. Minister! We're running out of time.
  522. Mistakes were made.
  523. Mmm, Spider cake!
  524. Monday mornings
  525. monkey movember
  526. moo!
  527. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  528. Moses lied to me.
  529. Muahahahahahah
  530. My baby is learning how to write!
  531. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  532. My clothes need a wash...
  533. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  534. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  535. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  536. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  537. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  538. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  539. My hero
  540. My Hobby: freaking people out
  541. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  542. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  543. my new boss
  544. My new cat is awesome
  545. my new duvet cover!
  546. My new tattoo
  547. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  548. My nose will grow now.
  549. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  550. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  551. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  552. My selfie stick broke.
  553. My tastes are very... singular
  554. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  555. my wonderful dad!
  556. mYTH BUSTED!
  557. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  558. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  559. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  560. Nasa is fully funded
  561. Need a Haircut
  562. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  563. New amazon product
  564. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  565. New car flipping world record set
  566. New headcanon:
  567. New means to help collect more evidence
  568. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  569. new phone who dis
  570. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  571. NICE MULTIPANTS
  572. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  573. No guitar without a sombrero
  574. No more sorrow!
  575. no one ever suspected the shovel
  576. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  577. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  578. no wonder the cat always sits here
  579. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  580. NO. JUST NO.
  581. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  582. Nope nope nope nope nope
  583. Not a fruit
  584. Not Again :(
  585. Not as healthy as it looks
  586. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  587. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  588. Nothing new under the sun
  589. Notice anything different?
  590. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  591. now you're hungry too.
  592. NUTS!
  593. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  594. Oh bother not again
  595. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  596. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  597. Oh god is it still following me?
  598. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  599. Oh God! It's happening again!
  600. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  601. Oh here we go
  602. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  603. Oh No! Not again!
  604. Oh no! Not again.
  605. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  606. Oh no, it's the moon
  607. Oh, that's where I left them!
  608. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  609. omfg, space bugs
  610. OMG! Kittens!
  611. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  612. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  613. one does not simply wok into mordor
  614. One of those mornings...
  615. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  616. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  617. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  618. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  619. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  620. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  621. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  622. Oy, my giblets!
  623. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  624. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  625. Parlez vous Francais?
  626. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  627. passed another hitch hiker
  628. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  629. Perspective issues
  630. Philae lander found!
  631. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  632. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  633. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  634. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  635. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  636. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  637. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  638. Pizza TIME
  639. Please send help.
  640. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  641. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  642. Press 'continue' to abort.
  643. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  644. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  645. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  646. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  647. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  648. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  649. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  650. quack quack, motherflipper
  651. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  652. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  653. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  654. really not how I thought I would die
  655. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  656. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  657. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  658. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  659. reverse et
  660. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  661. Robots in much better disguise
  662. Rock, paper, FACE
  663. Rollerskating always was overrated
  664. run little ghost, run!
  665. sad cow is sad
  666. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  667. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  668. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  669. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  670. school's out!
  671. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  672. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  673. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  674. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  675. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  676. Self Portrait: Complete.
  677. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  678. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  679. She's got interesting taste in men.
  680. should i see a doctor about this?
  681. SIDE GOER 4
  682. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  683. smiling is for optimists
  684. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  685. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  686. So thats What Jesus did
  687. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  688. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  689. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  690. So, it has come to this...
  691. so, scientology...
  692. So, this happened.
  693. So... those were real
  694. So...Magnets, right?
  695. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  696. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  697. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  698. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  699. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  700. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  701. Somewhere, this exists.
  702. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  703. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  704. Spiders. Nope.
  705. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  706. stay away from my eggcorns
  707. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  708. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  709. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  710. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  711. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  712. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  713. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  714. super high intensity training at NORAD
  715. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  716. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  717. take two, they are small
  718. Target Found.
  719. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  720. terminal velocity is a myth
  721. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  722. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  723. Thanks Obama!
  724. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  725. That is one dapper bird.
  726. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  727. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  728. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  729. that's me!
  730. THAT'S NO MOON
  731. That's not a chicken
  732. That's not a nut!
  733. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  734. That's too much, man!
  735. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  736. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  737. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  738. The birds found the hobbit hole
  739. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  740. The cat brought in another bird.
  741. The choice is simple.
  742. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  743. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  744. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  745. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  746. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  747. The ents met the triffids
  748. the event horizon returned
  749. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  750. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  751. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  752. The French space program
  753. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  754. The HORROR!
  755. The horrors of war
  756. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  757. The infamous Snow-muon.
  758. The knids are hungry
  759. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  760. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  761. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  762. The moon landing was a lie
  763. The moon looks weird today
  764. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  765. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  766. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  767. The newest Olympic sport
  768. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  769. the only people for me are the mad ones
  770. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  771. The Prodigy is in town!
  772. The prophecy was true!
  773. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  774. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  775. the rest is darkness and decay
  776. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  777. the saddest moment of my childhood
  778. The solution to all life's problems
  779. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  780. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  781. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  782. The time has come.
  783. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  784. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  785. The unforgiving war on health
  786. The vlog was better than the movie
  787. their love was doomed from the start...
  788. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  789. There goes the neighborhood...
  790. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  791. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  792. There's a third bump, growing fast
  793. These aren't my sandwiches
  794. These cravings will never stop
  795. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  796. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  797. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  798. they said be careful, we said yolo
  799. they said we couldn't play god
  800. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  801. they're all dead, dave.
  802. Things Lost in couch cushions
  803. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  804. This apple got a face on it dog
  805. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  806. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  807. this didn't last long.
  808. This elevator has no 'down'!
  809. This explains everything
  810. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  811. this guy keeps following me
  812. This is a cat
  813. This is a good idea
  814. THis is a love/hate poem.
  815. this is just a tribute #thed
  816. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  817. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  818. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  819. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  820. This is what i had for breakfast
  821. This is why I'm not an EMT
  822. This is why we can't have good things
  823. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  824. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  825. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  826. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  827. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  828. This needs a motivational text
  829. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  830. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  831. This photo was taken from my iphone
  832. this plot is odd.
  833. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  834. this was in the bible
  835. this was my inspiration
  836. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  837. those weren't Altoids.
  838. Threaten large birds... check.
  839. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  840. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  841. To infinity and Birdyond!
  842. Today i am a Chinese clock
  843. today's to do list
  844. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  845. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  846. too much lens flare?
  847. Top of the world
  848. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  849. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  850. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  851. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  852. True Self-Control
  853. truly, i am euphoric
  854. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  855. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  856. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  857. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  858. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  859. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  860. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  861. two great tastes that go great together
  862. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  863. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  864. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  865. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  866. Universe man, Universe man...
  867. Unzipped sock
  868. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  869. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  870. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  871. Visual representation of Dubstep
  872. Wait for it...
  873. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  874. Wait, you can see that too
  875. wake up sheeple!
  876. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  877. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  878. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  879. WARRRBLGARBL
  880. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  881. watching dune on shrooms
  882. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  883. We are not men. we are devo.
  884. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  885. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  886. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  887. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  888. We live in a golden age!
  889. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  890. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  891. Weeeee!!!
  892. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  893. welcome to Argentina
  894. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  895. welcome to the space jam
  896. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  897. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  898. Well, now this is a thing.
  899. well, so much for the space program
  900. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  901. We've got a problem
  902. Whale Selfie!
  903. what a bummer
  904. What are pixels?
  905. What could possibly go wrong™?
  906. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  907. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  908. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  909. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  910. what to have for breakfast?
  911. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  912. when you see it...
  913. Where did this road come from?!?
  914. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  915. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  916. where to buy spanish ham ?
  917. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  918. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  919. Who came first?
  920. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  921. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  922. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  923. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  924. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  925. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  926. whoops GPS error
  927. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  928. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  929. Why are there ants on my face?!
  930. Why do people do this?
  931. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  932. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  933. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  934. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  935. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  936. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  937. worst horse ever :(
  938. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  939. Worth it for the karma.
  940. would you choose the microwave over this?
  941. Would you like to play a game?
  942. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  943. Wow. Just, Wow.
  944. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  945. WTF!?
  946. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  947. Yeah... never gonna happen
  948. YES
  949. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  950. You did what in my tuba?
  951. You must be new here.
  952. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  953. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  954. You'll never guess what happens next...
  955. Zoidgebra 101
  956. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  957. Where did THAT come from?
  958. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  959. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  960. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  961. who do you think I am?
  962. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  963. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  964. #duckface
  965. does my ass look big in this?
  966. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  967. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  968. I don't want to set the world on fire
  969. Fancy
  970. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  971. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  972. reverse microwave oven
  973. Prius Love
  974. My dad in the army
  975. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  976. Aaaaaargh
  977. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  978. Sun deflation: optimal
  979. The secret to infinite storage space
  980. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  981. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  982. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  983. #vampiremirrorselfie
  984. Why do dogs like this?
  985. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  986. rm -rf /
  987. Cant explain that
  988. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  989. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  990. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  991. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  992. Oops.
  993. My server cooling system.
  994. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  995. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  996. #toothproblems
  997. 突っ込むところもねい！
  998. 💩
  999. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1000. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1001. capes are in fashion
  1002. He was never seen again
  1003. We didn't start the fire
  1004. Like my new nails?
  1005. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  1006. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  1007. void main() { fork; }
  1008. Steve is realxing
  1009. Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
  1010. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  1011. My house is my castle
  1012. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  1013. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  1014. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  1015. My cat barfed this out
  1016. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  1017. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1018. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  1019. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  1020. Ce n'est pas un canard
  1021. *Tips fedora*
  1022. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  1023. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  1024. The building blocks of life
  1025. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  1026. #notallmen
  1027. Park and ride
  1028. the charge of the light brigade
  1029. Do I look fat in this photo?
  1030. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1031. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  1032. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  1033. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  1034. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1035. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  1036. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  1037. Zeus takes his revenge
  1038. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  1039. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  1040. Spaaaaaaaace!
  1041. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  1042. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  1043. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  1044. my taco face
  1045. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  1046. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  1047. prototype soccer ball
  1048. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  1049. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1050. bit nosy, aren't you?
  1051. Obama pardons Santa claus
  1052. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  1053. One year ago I looked like this
  1054. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  1055. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  1056. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  1057. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  1058. 3 year olds first lego experience
  1059. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  1060. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  1061. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  1062. the way of the future
  1063. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  1064. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1065. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  1066. New haircut!

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  1. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  2. #DARE to #DREAM
  3. #delfie
  4. #fallingfromorbit
  5. #flavorbomb
  6. #Hopeicanfly
  7. #Long_Exposure
  8. #me #throwbackthursday
  9. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  10. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  11. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  12. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  13. ???? USA! USA! ????
  14. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  15. >< ))*>
  16. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  17. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  18. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  19. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  20. about to die lol
  21. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  22. Always get a full nights rest
  23. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  24. An eight-stringed octopus?
  25. An unsuccessful bike design...
  26. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  27. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  28. As you can see It's windy out here
  29. australia is not NZ!
  30. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  31. back on tinder!
  32. Banana invasion in progress
  33. best day evar!!!!
  34. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  35. Big bowl of star-flakes
  36. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  37. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  38. Burnination? Huh?
  39. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  40. Captain obvious strikes again
  41. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  42. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  43. cest ne pas un pipe
  44. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  45. check out my usb sword!
  46. clever girl.....
  47. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  48. Come on party people, put your hands together
  49. Death star model 0.0.73
  50. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  51. Do I look fat in this photo?
  52. Do I look like a penguin?
  53. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  54. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  55. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  56. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  57. Dryads. that is all.
  58. Dude, where's my car?
  59. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  60. emergency butter delivery
  61. Evolution of puzzles
  62. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  63. Field Trip!
  64. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  65. First post, be friendly
  66. First time posting, please be nice
  67. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  68. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  69. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  70. Fucking CAKE
  71. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  72. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  73. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  74. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  75. ha ha ha... no.
  76. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  77. He was never seen again
  78. hello darkness my old friend
  79. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  80. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  81. How's My new haircut?
  82. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  83. I think I need new glasses.
  84. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  85. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  86. I can take photos with my teeth!
  87. I don't think this is working
  88. I dream of death
  89. i hate it when this happens
  90. I 'M out of the acorn
  91. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  92. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  93. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  94. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  95. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  96. I think there's something here
  97. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  98. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  99. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  100. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  101. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  102. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  103. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  104. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  105. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  106. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  107. I'm a fighter!
  108. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  109. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  110. in theathers, close to you
  111. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  112. Is this real life?
  113. Is this too cheesy?
  114. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  115. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  116. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  117. it's fun to do bad things
  118. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  119. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  120. It's the little things
  121. kang, do i look good in this?
  122. ksp mission success
  123. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  124. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  125. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  126. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  127. love it!
  128. Magnified 10,000 times
  129. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  130. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  131. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  132. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  133. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  134. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  135. Minister! We're running out of time.
  136. Mmm, Spider cake!
  137. My cat barfed this out
  138. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  139. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  140. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  141. My Hobby: freaking people out
  142. my new boss
  143. my wonderful dad!
  144. mYTH BUSTED!
  145. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  146. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  147. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  148. New haircut!
  149. no wonder the cat always sits here
  150. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  151. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  152. Nope nope nope nope nope
  153. Not a fruit
  154. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  155. Nothing new under the sun
  156. now you're hungry too.
  157. Oh God! It's happening again!
  158. oh look, a penny
  159. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  160. Oh no! Not again.
  161. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  162. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  163. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  164. OMG! Kittens!
  165. One of the less popular Transformers.
  166. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  167. Oy, my giblets!
  168. Park and ride
  169. Parlez vous Francais?
  170. passed another hitch hiker
  171. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  172. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  173. Ramen is squishy and soft
  174. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  175. run little ghost, run!
  176. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  177. smiling is for optimists
  178. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  179. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  180. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  181. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  182. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  183. Spiders. Nope.
  184. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  185. Steve is realxing
  186. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  187. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  188. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  189. take two, they are small
  190. terminal velocity is a myth
  191. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  192. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  193. that's me!
  194. The birds found the hobbit hole
  195. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  196. The choice is simple.
  197. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  198. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  199. The ents met the triffids
  200. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  201. The HORROR!
  202. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  203. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  204. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  205. The newest Olympic sport
  206. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  207. The solution to all life's problems
  208. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  209. The time has come.
  210. The unforgiving war on health
  211. The vlog was better than the movie
  212. There goes the neighborhood...
  213. there snow such thing as global warming
  214. There's a third bump, growing fast
  215. they said we couldn't play god
  216. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  217. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  218. This is why we can't have good things
  219. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  220. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  221. those weren't Altoids.
  222. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  223. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  224. To infinity and Birdyond!
  225. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  226. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  227. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  228. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  229. two great tastes that go great together
  230. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  231. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  232. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  233. Visual representation of Dubstep
  234. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  235. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  236. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  237. welcome to the space jam
  238. Where did THAT come from?
  239. Where did this road come from?!?
  240. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  241. Why are there ants on my face?!
  242. Why do dogs like this?
  243. Why do people do this?
  244. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  245. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  246. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  247. You'll never guess what happens next...

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  1. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  2. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  3. #bedhead
  4. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  5. #blessed
  6. #CATSANDBIRDS
  7. #caturday
  8. #comfortfood
  9. #DANGERZONE
  10. #delfie
  11. #drbalanced
  12. #DrinkSaltwater
  13. #duckface
  14. #flavorbomb
  15. #giganticflower #headshot
  16. #Hopeicanfly
  17. #illuminati
  18. #lifehacks
  19. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  20. #Long_Exposure
  21. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  22. #me #throwbackthursday
  23. #Nailpolish
  24. #nofilter
  25. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  26. #nomakeup #justnatural
  27. #nomakeup #natural
  28. #notamodel #nofilter
  29. #satellite #navigation
  30. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  31. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  32. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  33. #Toobigtofall
  34. #vampiremirrorselfie
  35. "...The Aristocrats."
  36. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  37. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  38. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  39. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  40. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  41. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  42. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  43. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  44. *Tips fedora*
  45. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  46. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  47.  ????????
  48.  ??????????!
  49.  ?????????????
  50.  ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  51.  ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  52. [user was banned for this text]
  53. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  54. <3 hanging out with saruman
  55. >< ))*>
  56. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  57. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  58. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  59. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  60. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  61. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  62. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  63. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  64. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  65. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  66. A job so boring a bird could do it
  67. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  68. A window into my soul
  69. Aaaaaargh
  70. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  71. about to die lol
  72. ack
  73. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  74. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  75. Alan?
  76. All flesh is grass
  77. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  78. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  79. Allons-Y!
  80. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  81. Always get a full nights rest
  82. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  83. amazons newest delivery method
  84. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  85. An eight-stringed octopus?
  86. and suddenly, popcorn
  87. and then there were nine
  88. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  89. and to think this is where it all started
  90. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  91. Angry sofa is angry.
  92. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  93. Another one bites the dust
  94. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  95. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  96. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  97. Apparently it's a thing now...
  98. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  99. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  100. apple's new offering: iscream
  101. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  102. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  103. Are you kidding me?
  104. are you sure this is a commandline?
  105. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  106. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  107. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  108. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  109. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  110. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  111. australia is not NZ!
  112. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  113. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  114. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  115. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  116. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  117. Banana invasion in progress
  118. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  119. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  120. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  121. Bay-bae lolz
  122. Bazookateer crossing
  123. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  124. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  125. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  126. best day evar!!!!
  127. Best Halloween costume yet!
  128. Best map projection ever
  129. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  130. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  131. Beyond Level 256...
  132. big ben is going down.
  133. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  134. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  135. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  136. bit nosy, aren't you?
  137. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  138. Black begins and wins.
  139. Black box recorder
  140. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  141. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  142. bowTieght!
  143. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  144. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  145. Burnination? Huh?
  146. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  147. Cakephants are my new friends
  148. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  149. Cant explain that
  150. capes are in fashion
  151. Captain obvious strikes again
  152. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  153. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  154. cest ne pas un pipe
  155. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  156. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  157. check out my usb sword!
  158. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  159. Click to show secret text
  160. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  161. Come on party people, put your hands together
  162. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  163. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  164. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  165. Copernicus: The early years
  166. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  167. Crocodile Pink Eye
  168. cthulu caught me slipping
  169. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  170. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  171. Da_FEELS###!
  172. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  173. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  174. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  175. Damn, two o'clock already?
  176. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  177. damned ninjas
  178. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  179. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  180. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  181. Dawn: The Final day
  182. Day 12: it's going well I think
  183. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  184. Death star model 0.0.73
  185. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  186. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  187. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  188. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  189. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  190. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  191. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  192. Do I look fat in this photo?
  193. Do I look like a penguin?
  194. Do my feet look fat?
  195. Do my feet smell?
  196. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  197. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  198. Do you have a lighter?
  199. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  200. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  201. does my ass look big in this?
  202. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  203. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  204. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  205. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  206. Don't inhale!
  207. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  208. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  209. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  210. Down time
  211. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  212. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  213. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  214. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  215. Dude, where's my car?
  216. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  217. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  218. Eat my shorts
  219. emergency butter delivery
  220. engage!
  221. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  222. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  223. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  224. every breath you take, every move you make
  225. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  226. everything makes sense now
  227. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  228. Existance is an illusion
  229. Extreme beer pong
  230. Fancy
  231. father & daughter re-unite!
  232. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  233. feeding my pet
  234. Field Trip!
  235. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  236. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  237. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  238. finally got that squid stache
  239. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  240. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  241. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  242. First post, be friendly
  243. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  244. First time posting, please be nice
  245. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  246. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  247. flying car - it is now officially the future
  248. Flying fish had no affect on it
  249. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  250. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  251. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  252. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  253. forgot to turn the oven off!
  254. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  255. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  256. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  257. found this on google maps earlier.
  258. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  259. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  260. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  261. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  262. Fucking CAKE
  263. Fulfilling western ideals!
  264. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  265. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  266. get your ass to mars
  267. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  268. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  269. Goldilocks party!
  270. good old troubleshootin'
  271. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  272. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  273. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  274. Got your nose!
  275. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  276. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  277. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  278. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  279. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  280. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  281. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  282. ha ha ha... no.
  283. Had to settle for a beard
  284. haha oh my cat
  285. Hat in the cat strike back!
  286. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  287. He did say it was edible
  288. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  289. He left me! :ccc
  290. He nailed it!
  291. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  292. He was never seen again
  293. hello darkness my old friend
  294. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  295. help wanted. inquire within.
  296. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  297. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  298. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  299. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  300. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  301. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  302. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  303. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  304. HODOR!
  305. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  306. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  307. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  308. Houston, we are the problem
  309. Hoverboard to full power!
  310. How did I get here?!?
  311. how do i turn this off?
  312. how do you get the screensaver off?
  313. How does this work again?
  314. How many can there be?
  315. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  316. I think I need new glasses.
  317. I am a beautiful person.
  318. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  319. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  320. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  321. I blame supernasa
  322. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  323. I broke cookie clicker...
  324. I can take photos with my teeth!
  325. I can walk on my hands
  326. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  327. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  328. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  329. I CHOOSE YOU!
  330. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  331. I don't know
  332. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  333. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  334. I don't think this is working
  335. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  336. I don't want to set the world on fire
  337. I dream of death
  338. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  339. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  340. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  341. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  342. I forgot to get a plane
  343. I found a three fingered kitten!
  344. I found it!!!!!!!
  345. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  346. I got the job!
  347. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  348. I has a sad
  349. i hate it when this happens
  350. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  351. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  352. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  353. I just bought this
  354. I just can't see the point anymore
  355. I just want to watch the world burn
  356. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  357. I knew there would be side effects
  358. I lost my wits
  359. I lost my wrist
  360. I 'M out of the acorn
  361. i need to do my laundry more often.
  362. I never understood that part of the bibile
  363. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  364. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  365. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  366. I say: nuts to that!
  367. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  368. I should really separate those
  369. I solved the debt crisis!
  370. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  371. I think I can... I think I can
  372. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  373. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  374. I think there's something here
  375. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  376. I thought of it, and it happened
  377. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  378. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  379. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  380. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  381. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  382. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  383. i was gonna eat that
  384. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  385. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  386. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  387. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  388. I wonder what will this lead to...
  389. i wonder why you left me here.
  390. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  391. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  392. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  393. I'd call this experiment a success.
  394. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  395. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  396. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  397. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  398. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  399. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  400. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  401. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  402. I'll catch it one day
  403. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  404. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  405. i'll never get tired of this.
  406. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  407. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  408. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  409. I'm a Real Boy!
  410. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  411. I'm lost without your love, baby
  412. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  413. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  414. i'm now 75% more efficient
  415. I'm ready!
  416. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  417. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  418. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  419. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  420. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  421. in line at the dmv
  422. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  423. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  424. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  425. in theathers, close to you
  426. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  427. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  428. introducing the yolo distribution
  429. is good idea yes
  430. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  431. is that a war walrus?
  432. is the eject button meant to do this?
  433. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  434. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  435. Is this real life?
  436. Is this room 101?
  437. Is this too cheesy?
  438. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  439. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  440. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  441. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  442. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  443. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  444. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  445. It's a Finger trap
  446. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  447. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  448. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  449. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  450. it's the minecraft world
  451. I've been robbed!
  452. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  453. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  454. I've made a huge mistake
  455. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  456. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  457. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  458. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  459. just another cat video
  460. Just another day in paradise
  461. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  462. just cos()
  463. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  464. Just Got A new camera phone!
  465. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  466. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  467. just two more trips over the horizon
  468. kang, do i look good in this?
  469. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  470. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  471. ksp mission success
  472. Lack of cucumbers
  473. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  474. last march of the ents
  475. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  476. leapfrog, anyone?
  477. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  478. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  479. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  480. Life on the moon.
  481. Light traffic today.
  482. like my new haircut?
  483. Like my new nails?
  484. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  485. lol, no i didn't jump
  486. London
  487. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  488. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  489. look at me, i'm from England!
  490. Look at my new blue dress!
  491. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  492. Look at that fart propulsion
  493. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  494. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  495. look ma, no hands!
  496. Look out!
  497. look what happened to my satellite
  498. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  499. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  500. love it!
  501. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  502. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  503. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  504. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  505. Magnificent as fuck
  506. Magnified 10,000 times
  507. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  508. Man in the Moon slumming
  509. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  510. Man, it's windy
  511. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  512. mario Kart is harder in real life
  513. Mari-OH
  514. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  515. Maths are hard
  516. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  517. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  518. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  519. Me llamo t-bone
  520. Me, before the topical ointment
  521. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  522. Mentos and lava
  523. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  524. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  525. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  526. Minister! We're running out of time.
  527. Mmm, Spider cake!
  528. monkey movember
  529. moo!
  530. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  531. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  532. Moses lied to me.
  533. Muahahahahahah
  534. My baby is learning how to write!
  535. my cat is sick
  536. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  537. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  538. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  539. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  540. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  541. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  542. My gout's acting up again
  543. My hero
  544. My Hobby: freaking people out
  545. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  546. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  547. My new cat is awesome
  548. my new duvet cover!
  549. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  550. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  551. My new tattoo
  552. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  553. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  554. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  555. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  556. My tastes are very... singular
  557. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  558. my wonderful dad!
  559. mYTH BUSTED!
  560. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  561. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  562. Need a Haircut
  563. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  564. Never gonna give you up...
  565. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  566. New amazon product
  567. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  568. New car flipping world record set
  569. New haircut!
  570. New means to help collect more evidence
  571. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  572. new phone who dis
  573. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  574. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  575. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  576. NICE MULTIPANTS
  577. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  578. No guitar without a sombrero
  579. No lie, this is delicious
  580. no one ever suspected the shovel
  581. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  582. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  583. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  584. no wonder the cat always sits here
  585. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  586. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  587. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  588. Nope nope nope nope nope
  589. Not a fruit
  590. Not Again :(
  591. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  592. Nothing new under the sun
  593. Notice anything different?
  594. Now turn it upside-down
  595. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  596. now you're hungry too.
  597. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  598. Oh bother not again
  599. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  600. Oh god is it still following me?
  601. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  602. Oh God! It's happening again!
  603. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  604. Oh here we go
  605. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  606. oh look, a penny
  607. oh no you didn't
  608. Oh No! Not again!
  609. Oh no! Not again.
  610. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  611. Oh no, it's the moon
  612. Oh shit, not again.
  613. Oh, that's where I left them!
  614. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  615. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  616. omfg, space bugs
  617. OMG! Kittens!
  618. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  619. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  620. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  621. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  622. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  623. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  624. Oops.
  625. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  626. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  627. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  628. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  629. Oy, my giblets!
  630. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  631. Park and ride
  632. Parlez vous Francais?
  633. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  634. passed another hitch hiker
  635. peeling back the pages of history
  636. Perspective issues
  637. Philae lander found!
  638. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  639. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  640. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  641. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  642. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  643. Pizza TIME
  644. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  645. Please send help.
  646. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  647. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  648. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  649. Press 'continue' to abort.
  650. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  651. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  652. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  653. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  654. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  655. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  656. Proof: loch ness monster.
  657. prototype soccer ball
  658. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  659. quack quack, motherflipper
  660. Quite.
  661. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  662. Ramen is squishy and soft
  663. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  664. real letters have curves #Serif
  665. really not how I thought I would die
  666. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  667. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  668. reverse et
  669. rm -rf /
  670. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  671. Robots in much better disguise
  672. Rollerskating always was overrated
  673. run little ghost, run!
  674. sad cow is sad
  675. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  676. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  677. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  678. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  679. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  680. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  681. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  682. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  683. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  684. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  685. She's got interesting taste in men.
  686. should i see a doctor about this?
  687. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  688. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  689. smiling is for optimists
  690. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  691. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  692. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  693. So, it has come to this...
  694. so, scientology...
  695. So, this happened.
  696. So...Magnets, right?
  697. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  698. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  699. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  700. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  701. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  702. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  703. Somewhere, this exists.
  704. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  705. Soon. Soon...
  706. Sorry for the potato quality.
  707. Spaaaaaaaace!
  708. Spiders. Nope.
  709. Spring has sprang
  710. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  711. stay away from my eggcorns
  712. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  713. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  714. step one: cut a hole in the box
  715. Steve is realxing
  716. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  717. stipple slash of saturn
  718. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  719. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  720. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  721. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  722. super high intensity training at NORAD
  723. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  724. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  725. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  726. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  727. take two, they are small
  728. terminal velocity is a myth
  729. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  730. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  731. Thanks Obama!
  732. Thanks!
  733. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  734. That is one dapper bird.
  735. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  736. That sweater is so 2013
  737. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  738. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  739. that's me!
  740. THAT'S NO MOON
  741. That's not a chicken
  742. That's not a nut!
  743. That's too much, man!
  744. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  745. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  746. The best brick joke possible.
  747. The birds found the hobbit hole
  748. The building blocks of life
  749. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  750. The cat brought in another bird.
  751. the charge of the light brigade
  752. The choice is simple.
  753. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  754. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  755. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  756. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  757. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  758. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  759. The ents met the triffids
  760. the event horizon returned
  761. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  762. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  763. The French space program
  764. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  765. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  766. The HORROR!
  767. The horrors of war
  768. The infamous Snow-muon.
  769. The knids are hungry
  770. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  771. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  772. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  773. The Little Borg Prince
  774. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  775. The moon landing was a lie
  776. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  777. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  778. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  779. The newest Olympic sport
  780. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  781. the only people for me are the mad ones
  782. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  783. The Prodigy is in town!
  784. The prophecy was true!
  785. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  786. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  787. the rest is darkness and decay
  788. the saddest moment of my childhood
  789. The secret to infinite storage space
  790. The side of my car. #roadrage
  791. The solution to all life's problems
  792. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  793. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  794. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  795. The time has come.
  796. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  797. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  798. The unforgiving war on health
  799. The view outside of my airplane window.
  800. The vlog was better than the movie
  801. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  802. their love was doomed from the start...
  803. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  804. There goes the neighborhood...
  805. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  806. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  807. There's a third bump, growing fast
  808. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  809. These aren't my sandwiches
  810. These cravings will never stop
  811. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  812. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  813. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  814. they said be careful, we said yolo
  815. they said we couldn't play god
  816. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  817. This apple got a face on it dog
  818. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  819. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  820. this didn't last long.
  821. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  822. this guy keeps following me
  823. This is a cat
  824. This is a good idea
  825. this is just a tribute #thed
  826. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  827. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  828. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  829. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  830. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  831. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  832. This is what i had for breakfast
  833. This is why we can't have good things
  834. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  835. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  836. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  837. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  838. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  839. This needs a motivational text
  840. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  841. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  842. this was in the bible
  843. this was my inspiration
  844. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  845. those weren't Altoids.
  846. Threaten large birds... check.
  847. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  848. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  849. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  850. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  851. To infinity and Birdyond!
  852. Today i am a Chinese clock
  853. today's to do list
  854. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  855. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  856. too much lens flare?
  857. Top of the world
  858. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  859. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  860. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  861. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  862. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  863. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  864. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  865. True Self-Control
  866. truly, i am euphoric
  867. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  868. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  869. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  870. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  871. two great tastes that go great together
  872. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  873. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  874. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  875. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  876. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  877. Universe man, Universe man...
  878. Unzipped sock
  879. Use the force responsibly.
  880. Visual representation of Dubstep
  881. Wait for it...
  882. wake up sheeple!
  883. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  884. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  885. WARRRBLGARBL
  886. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  887. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  888. watching dune on shrooms
  889. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  890. We are not men. we are devo.
  891. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  892. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  893. We didn't start the fire
  894. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  895. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  896. We live in a golden age!
  897. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  898. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  899. Weeeee!!!
  900. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  901. welcome to Argentina
  902. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  903. welcome to the space jam
  904. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  905. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  906. Well, now this is a thing.
  907. well, so much for the space program
  908. well, the keys are definitely lost....
  909. Whale Selfie!
  910. what a bummer
  911. What could possibly go wrong™?
  912. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  913. What do you see? I see a cat!
  914. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  915. what to have for breakfast?
  916. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  917. When pandas have nightmares
  918. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  919. When you get a perfect score on your test
  920. when you see it...
  921. Where did THAT come from?
  922. Where did this road come from?!?
  923. Where do I plug this in?
  924. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  925. where to buy spanish ham ?
  926. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  927. who do you think I am?
  928. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  929. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  930. who sent me a bobcat?
  931. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  932. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  933. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  934. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  935. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  936. Why are there ants on my face?!
  937. Why do dogs like this?
  938. Why do people do this?
  939. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  940. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  941. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  942. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  943. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  944. Why?
  945. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  946. worst horse ever :(
  947. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  948. Worth it for the karma.
  949. would you choose the microwave over this?
  950. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  951. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  952. Wow. Just, Wow.
  953. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  954. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  955. Yeah... never gonna happen
  956. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  957. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  958. You must be new here.
  959. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  960. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  961. You'll never guess what happens next...
  962. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  963. Zeus takes his revenge
  964. Zoidgebra 101
  965. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  966. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  967. damn tree!
  968. #justnasathings
  969. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  970. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  971. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  972. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  973. me and all my friends
  974. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  975. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  976. check out my new pet
  977. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  978. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  979. This guy...
  980. This is why I'm not an EMT
  981. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  982. The Zebra was lying down
  983. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  984. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  985. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  986. 突っ込むところもねい！
  987. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  988. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  989. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  990. The next generation of crypto currencies
  991. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  992. Don't have a cow, man
  993. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  994. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  995. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  996. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  997. Why potato why?
  998. back on tinder!
  999. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1000. too much right beef
  1001. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  1002. look what i found underneath my pillow
  1003. take that atheists
  1004. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1005. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  1006. I broke the etch & sketch
  1007. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  1008. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  1009. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  1010. Worst pokemon ever
  1011. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  1012. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  1013. #toothproblems
  1014. You did what in my tuba?
  1015. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  1016. #Donthate #Truelove
  1017. That's just not very funny
  1018. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  1019. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  1020. First day of school.
  1021. Just one of those days
  1022. AGHHHHH
  1023. hgghjg
  1024. bURMA sHAVE!
  1025. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  1026. What, Me worry?
  1027. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  1028. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  1029. What could go wrong?
  1030. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  1031. i do the same thing at frat parties
  1032. This photo was taken from my basement
  1033. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
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  1035. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  1036. YES
  1037. Cruise Kingdom
  1038. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  1039. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1040. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  1041. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  1042. Self Portrait: Complete.
  1043. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  1044. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  1045. whoops GPS error
  1046. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  1047. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1048. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1049. Ce n'est pas un canard
  1050. "I am So. Much. More."
  1051. #notallmen
  1052. This is exactly what you think it is
  1053. Mistakes were made.
  1054. go home elephant you are drunk
  1055. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  1056. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  1057. Oh no! Not Again.
  1058. One year ago I looked like this
  1059. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  1060. my new boss
  1061. Any hatchlings in here?
  1062. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  1063. the way of the future
  1064. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  1065. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  1066. come on, put on the slippers.
  1067. How did the mars rover get here?
  1068. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  1069. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1070. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  1071. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1072. SIDE GOER 4
  1073. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  1074. Deal with it
  1075. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  1076. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  1077. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  1078. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  1079. I can has cheezburger?
  1080. I loled my head off!!!
  1081. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!

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  1. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  2. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  3. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  4. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  5. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  6. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  7. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  8. new phone who dis
  9. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  10. terminal velocity is a myth
  11. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  12. should i see a doctor about this?
  13. He did say it was edible
  14. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  15. Allons-Y!
  16. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  17. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  18. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  19. mario Kart is harder in real life
  20. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  21. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  22. Threaten large birds... check.
  23. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  24. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  25. Got your nose!
  26. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  27. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  28. ksp mission success
  29. All flesh is grass
  30. That's too much, man!
  31. Where did THAT come from?
  32. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  33. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  34. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  35. Not a fruit
  36. Cakephants are my new friends
  37. big ben is going down.
  38. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  39. Minister! We're running out of time.
  40. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  41. look what happened to my satellite
  42. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  43. Big bowl of star-flakes
  44. that's me!
  45. I've made a huge mistake
  46. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  47. Just another day in paradise
  48. Not Again :(
  49. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  50. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  51. Worth it for the karma.
  52. The knids are hungry
  53. First day of school.
  54. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  55. quack quack, motherflipper
  56. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  57. That's not a nut!
  58. like my new haircut?
  59. Crocodile Pink Eye
  60. now you're hungry too.
  61. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  62. one does not simply wok into mordor
  63. who do you think I am?
  64. The HORROR!
  65. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  66. Top of the world
  67. NO. JUST NO.
  68. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  69. #nofilter
  70. The time has come.
  71. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  72. First time posting, please be nice
  73. #fallingfromorbit
  74. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  75. I CHOOSE YOU!
  76. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  77. Do my feet look fat?
  78. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  79. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  80. Oh no, it's the moon
  81. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  82. two great tastes that go great together
  83. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  84. I say: nuts to that!
  85. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  86. the event horizon returned
  87. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  88. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  89. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  90. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  91. No guitar without a sombrero
  92. [user was banned for this text]
  93. I've been robbed!
  94. Thanks Obama!
  95. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  96. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  97. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  98.  ?????????????
  99. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  100. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  101. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  102. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  103. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  104. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  105. #me #throwbackthursday
  106. #DANGERZONE
  107. Wow. Just, Wow.
  108. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  109. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  110. Parlez vous Francais?
  111. Is this room 101?
  112. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  113. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  114. Rock, paper, FACE
  115. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  116. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  117. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  118. in theathers, close to you
  119. Somewhere, this exists.
  120. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  121. Ayyyy LMAO!
  122. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  123. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  124. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  125. my new duvet cover!
  126. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  127. Oh, that's where I left them!
  128. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  129. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  130. Hoverboard to full power!
  131. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  132. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  133. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  134. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  135. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  136. What could possibly go wrong™?
  137. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  138. ack
  139. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  140. #lifehacks
  141. #duckface
  142. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  143. does my ass look big in this?
  144. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  145. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  146. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  147. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  148. engage!
  149. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  150. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  151. check out my usb sword!
  152. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  153. too much lens flare?
  154. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  155. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  156. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  157. I dream of death
  158. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  159. leapfrog, anyone?
  160. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  161. #delfie
  162. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  163. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  164. Oh no! Not again.
  165. Why do people do this?
  166. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  167. You'll never guess what happens next...
  168. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  169. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  170. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  171. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  172. Today i am a Chinese clock
  173. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  174. Magnificent as fuck
  175. the rest is darkness and decay
  176. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  177. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  178. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  179. welcome to the space jam
  180. Wait for it...
  181. I thought it would be bigger
  182. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  183. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  184. So... those were real
  185. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  186. Click to show secret text
  187. This elevator has no 'down'!
  188. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  189. I don't want to set the world on fire
  190. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  191. I don't think this is working
  192. they're all dead, dave.
  193. Fancy
  194. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  195. Moses lied to me.
  196. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  197. omfg, space bugs
  198. found this on google maps earlier.
  199. Check out my new sonic oc!
  200. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  201. get your ass to mars
  202. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  203. Dominos delivers!
  204. How did I get here?!?
  205. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  206. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  207. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  208. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  209. reverse microwave oven
  210. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  211. WARRRBLGARBL
  212. back on tinder!
  213. Damn, two o'clock already?
  214. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  215. My Hobby: freaking people out
  216. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  217. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  218. Fucking CAKE
  219. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  220. Best Halloween costume yet!
  221. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  222. These aren't my sandwiches
  223. This photo was taken from my iphone
  224. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  225. I'm a fighter!
  226. Copernicus: The early years
  227. Prius Love
  228. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  229. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  230. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  231. My dad in the army
  232. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  233. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  234. I'm a Real Boy!
  235. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  236. bowTieght!
  237. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  238. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  239. Aaaaaargh
  240. australia is not NZ!
  241. #hoax
  242. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  243. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  244. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  245. Sun deflation: optimal
  246. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  247. Nasa is fully funded
  248. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  249. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  250. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  251. #Long_Exposure
  252. The secret to infinite storage space
  253. The birds found the hobbit hole
  254. Bazookateer crossing
  255. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  256. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  257. First post, be friendly
  258. Apparently it's a thing now...
  259. I think I need new glasses.
  260. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  261. HODOR!
  262. forgot to turn the oven off!
  263. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  264. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  265. amazons newest delivery method
  266. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  267. i'll never get tired of this.
  268. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  269. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  270. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  271. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  272. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  273. #vampiremirrorselfie
  274. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  275. best republican caucus ever!
  276. So, this happened.
  277. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  278. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  279. flying car - it is now officially the future
  280. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  281. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  282. So...Magnets, right?
  283. what a bummer
  284. Why do dogs like this?
  285. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  286. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  287. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  288. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  289. rm -rf /
  290. best day evar!!!!
  291. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  292. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  293. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  294. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  295. Where did this road come from?!?
  296. #Toobigtofall
  297. If you're brave enough...
  298. My selfie stick broke.
  299. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  300. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  301. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  302. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  303. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  304. everything makes sense now
  305. Visual representation of Dubstep
  306. Cant explain that
  307. i need to do my laundry more often.
  308. Mari-OH
  309. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  310. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  311. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  312. hello darkness my old friend
  313. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  314. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  315. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  316. Alan?
  317. The prophecy was true!
  318. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  319. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  320. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  321. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  322. Nothing new under the sun
  323. whoops GPS error
  324. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  325. The cat brought in another bird.
  326. So thats What Jesus did
  327. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  328. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  329. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  330. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  331. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  332. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  333. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  334. New means to help collect more evidence
  335. this was in the bible
  336. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  337. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  338. passed another hitch hiker
  339. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  340. Is this real life?
  341. Dude, where's my car?
  342. Spiders. Nope.
  343. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  344. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  345. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  346. Why are there ants on my face?!
  347. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  348. the saddest moment of my childhood
  349. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  350. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  351. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  352. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  353. Press 'continue' to abort.
  354. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  355. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  356. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  357. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  358. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  359. #Hopeicanfly
  360. moo!
  361. #Nailpolish
  362. I solved the debt crisis!
  363. Oops.
  364. My server cooling system.
  365. well, so much for the space program
  366. are you sure this is a commandline?
  367. damned ninjas
  368. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  369. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  370. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  371. The Prodigy is in town!
  372. emergency butter delivery
  373. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  374. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  375. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  376. look ma, no hands!
  377. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  378. welcome to Argentina
  379. New car flipping world record set
  380. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  381. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  382. This is what i had for breakfast
  383. #toothproblems
  384. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  385. 突っ込むところもねい！
  386. Oh god is it still following me?
  387. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  388. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  389. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  390. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  391. help wanted. inquire within.
  392. would you choose the microwave over this?
  393. He nailed it!
  394. Oy, my giblets!
  395. 💩
  396. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  397. Need a Haircut
  398. Don't have a cow, man
  399. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  400. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  401. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  402. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  403. i've never felt so alone.
  404. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  405. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  406. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  407. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  408. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  409. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  410. reverse et
  411. What are pixels?
  412. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  413. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  414. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  415. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  416. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  417. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  418. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  419. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  420. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  421. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  422. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  423. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  424. My new cat is awesome
  425. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  426. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  427. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  428. capes are in fashion
  429. It's a Finger trap
  430. #BROKEN
  431. lol, no i didn't jump
  432. Mentos and lava
  433. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  434. YES
  435. I blame supernasa
  436. He was never seen again
  437. and suddenly, popcorn
  438. I never understood that part of the bibile
  439. My baby is learning how to write!
  440. I have tasted many fish
  441. #nomakeup #justnatural
  442. So, it has come to this...
  443. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  444. This needs a motivational text
  445. Perspective issues
  446. #flavorbomb
  447. Bay-bae lolz
  448. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  449. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  450. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  451. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  452. take two, they are small
  453. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  454. #illuminati
  455. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  456. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  457. The choice is simple.
  458. We didn't start the fire
  459. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  460. about to die lol
  461. Banana invasion in progress
  462. The moon landing was a lie
  463. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  464. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  465. Like my new nails?
  466. I can take photos with my teeth!
  467. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  468. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  469. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  470. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  471. Oh God! It's happening again!
  472. There goes the neighborhood...
  473. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  474. and then there were nine
  475. Foiled again by the bell curve
  476. i wonder why you left me here.
  477. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  478. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  479. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  480. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  481. I thought of it, and it happened
  482. Man, that was the best party in my life
  483. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  484. I'm lost without your love, baby
  485. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  486. The unforgiving war on health
  487. Self Portrait: Complete.
  488. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  489. I lost my wits
  490. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  491. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  492. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  493. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  494. void main() { fork; }
  495. My hero
  496. These cravings will never stop
  497. Burrito night
  498. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  499. Man, it's windy
  500. Steve is realxing
  501. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  502. Field Trip!
  503. Magnified 10,000 times
  504. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  505. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  506. My tastes are very... singular
  507. Do I look like a penguin?
  508. Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
  509. One of those mornings...
  510. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  511. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  512. last march of the ents
  513. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  514. Zoidgebra 101
  515. stay away from my eggcorns
  516. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  517. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  518. Light traffic today.
  519. Always get a full nights rest
  520. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  521. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  522. My house is my castle
  523. #caturday
  524. This apple got a face on it dog
  525. is the eject button meant to do this?
  526. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  527. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  528. London
  529. She's got interesting taste in men.
  530. when you see it...
  531. It's the little things
  532. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  533. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  534. damn tree!
  535. An unsuccessful bike design...
  536. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  537. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  538. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  539. did this exist as a microwave?
  540. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  541. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  542. Look out!
  543. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  544. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  545. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  546. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  547. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  548. The solution to all life's problems
  549. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  550. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  551. run little ghost, run!
  552. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  553. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  554. My cat barfed this out
  555. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  556. Who came first?
  557. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  558. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  559. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  560. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  561. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  562. today's to do list
  563. every breath you take, every move you make
  564. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  565. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  566. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  567. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  568. really not how I thought I would die
  569. sad cow is sad
  570. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  571. cest ne pas un pipe
  572. SIDE GOER 4
  573. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  574. I don't know
  575. Ce n'est pas un canard
  576. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  577. mYTH BUSTED!
  578. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  579. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  580. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  581. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  582. *Tips fedora*
  583. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  584. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  585. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  586. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  587. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  588. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  589. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  590. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  591. I just want to watch the world burn
  592. The building blocks of life
  593. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  594. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  595. This is a cat
  596. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  597. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  598. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  599. I just can't see the point anymore
  600. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  601. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  602. #CATSANDBIRDS
  603. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  604. watching dune on shrooms
  605. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  606. #notallmen
  607. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  608. Park and ride
  609. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  610. the charge of the light brigade
  611. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  612. Do I look fat in this photo?
  613. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  614. love it!
  615. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  616. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  617. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  618. The horrors of war
  619. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  620. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  621. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  622. this guy keeps following me
  623. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  624. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  625. just two more trips over the horizon
  626. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  627. I think there's something here
  628. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  629. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  630. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  631. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  632. This is twitter, right? #confused
  633. #nomakeup #natural
  634. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  635. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  636. The French space program
  637. cthulu caught me slipping
  638. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  639. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  640. introducing the yolo distribution
  641. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  642. apple's new offering: iscream
  643. I'll catch it one day
  644. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  645. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  646. Zeus takes his revenge
  647. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  648. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  649. #satellite #navigation
  650. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  651. Houston, we are the problem
  652. Oh here we go
  653. >< ))*>
  654. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  655. haha oh my cat
  656. is good idea yes
  657. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  658. Spaaaaaaaace!
  659. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  660. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  661. monkey movember
  662. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  663. #blessed
  664. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  665. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  666. "...The Aristocrats."
  667. my taco face
  668. Whale Selfie!
  669. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  670. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  671. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  672. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  673. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  674. no wonder the cat always sits here
  675. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  676. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  677. worst horse ever :(
  678. prototype soccer ball
  679. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  680. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  681. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  682. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  683. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  684. Muahahahahahah
  685. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  686. Extreme beer pong
  687. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  688. bit nosy, aren't you?
  689. Philae lander found!
  690. they said be careful, we said yolo
  691. Obama pardons Santa claus
  692. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  693. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  694. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  695. One year ago I looked like this
  696. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  697. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  698. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  699. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  700. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  701. The moon looks weird today
  702. #hashtag
  703. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  704. Max gentleman
  705. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  706. just another cat video
  707. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  708. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  709. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  710. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  711. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  712. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  713. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  714. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  715. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  716. 3 year olds first lego experience
  717. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  718. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  719. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  720. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  721. NICE MULTIPANTS
  722. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  723. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  724. where to buy spanish ham ?
  725. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  726. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  727. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  728. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  729. the way of the future
  730. I was late
  731. i hate it when this happens
  732. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  733. I'd call this experiment a success.
  734. Unzipped sock
  735. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  736. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  737. kang, do i look good in this?
  738. Universe man, Universe man...
  739. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  740. New haircut!
  741. I just bought this
  742. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  743. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  744. come on, put on the slippers.
  745. My new tattoo
  746. #DrinkSaltwater
  747. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  748. Mistakes were made.
  749. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  750. school's out!
  751. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  752. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  753. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  754. super high intensity training at NORAD
  755. The view outside of my airplane window.
  756. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  757. The vlog was better than the movie
  758. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  759. Death star model 0.0.73
  760. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  761. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  762. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  763. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  764. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  765. i'm now 75% more efficient
  766. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  767. We live in a golden age!
  768. To infinity and Birdyond!
  769. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  770. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  771. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  772. Is this too cheesy?
  773. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  774. You must be new here.
  775. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  776. Nope nope nope nope nope
  777. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  778. those weren't Altoids.
  779. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  780. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  781. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  782. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  783. Use the force responsibly.
  784. Come on party people, put your hands together
  785. Monday mornings
  786. this was my inspiration
  787. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  788. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  789. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  790. New amazon product
  791. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  792. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  793. I think I can... I think I can
  794. I am a beautiful person.
  795. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  796. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  797. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  798. diy abortion
  799. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  800. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  801. in line at the dmv
  802. truly, i am euphoric
  803. so, scientology...
  804. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  805. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  806. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  807. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  808. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  809. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  810. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  811. How many can there be?
  812. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  813. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  814. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  815. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  816. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  817. Black begins and wins.
  818. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  819. The ents met the triffids
  820. inner city air conditioning
  821. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  822. me and all my friends
  823. #notamodel #nofilter
  824. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  825. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  826. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  827. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  828. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  829. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  830. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  831. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  832. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  833. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  834. Now turn it upside-down
  835. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  836. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  837. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  838. Black box recorder
  839. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  840. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  841. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  842. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  843. I lost my wrist
  844. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  845. I can has cheezburger?
  846. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  847. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  848. wake up sheeple!
  849. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  850. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  851. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  852. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  853. everyday i'm shoveling
  854. This is exactly what you think it is
  855. What, Me worry?
  856. oh no you didn't
  857. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  858. how do i turn this off?
  859. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  860. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  861. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  862. still, i think it was a good idea
  863. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  864. Soon. Soon...
  865. This is why we can't have good things
  866. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  867. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  868. I 'M out of the acorn
  869. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  870. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  871. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  872. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  873. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  874. One of the less popular Transformers.
  875. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  876. That is one dapper bird.
  877. Eat my shorts
  878. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  879. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  880. stipple slash of saturn
  881. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  882. My nose will grow now.
  883. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  884. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  885. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  886. Yeah... never gonna happen
  887. Oh no! Not Again.
  888. I broke the etch & sketch
  889. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  890. #this_is_sparta
  891. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  892. Is it really today, already?
  893. ha ha ha... no.
  894. I'm ready!
  895. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  896. #DARE to #DREAM
  897. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  898. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  899. I found a three fingered kitten!
  900. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  901. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  902. An eight-stringed octopus?
  903. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  904. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  905. Would you like to play a game?
  906. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  907. No more sorrow!
  908. Picking mushrooms
  909. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  910. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  911. A window into my soul
  912. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  913. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  914. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  915. #bedhead
  916. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  917. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  918. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  919. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  920. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  921. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  922. smiling is for optimists
  923. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  924. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  925. Just Got A new camera phone!
  926. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  927. Burnination? Huh?
  928. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  929. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  930. AGHHHHH
  931. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  932. Rollerskating always was overrated
  933. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  934. The next generation of crypto currencies
  935. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  936. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  937. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  938. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  939. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  940. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  941. Goldilocks party!
  942. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  943. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  944. Existance is an illusion
  945. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  946. Any hatchlings in here?
  947. The side of my car. #roadrage
  948. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  949. the only people for me are the mad ones
  950. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  951. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  952. You did what in my tuba?
  953. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  954. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  955. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  956. I knew there would be side effects
  957. step one: cut a hole in the box
  958. Da_FEELS###!
  959. We've got a problem
  960. check out my new pet
  961. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  962. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  963. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  964. Mmm, Spider cake!
  965. Maths are hard
  966. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  967. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  968. Where do I plug this in?
  969. no one ever suspected the shovel
  970. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  971. Do you have a lighter?
  972. Penguins are people too #equality
  973. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  974. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  975. THis is a love/hate poem.
  976. Sorry for the potato quality.
  977. Look at that fart propulsion
  978. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  979. What? It's always that color.
  980. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  981. OMG! Kittens!
  982. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  983. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  984. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  985. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  986. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  987. He left me! :ccc
  988. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  989. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  990. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  991. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  992. This is a good idea
  993. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  994. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  995. how do you get the screensaver off?
  996. Oh bother not again
  997. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  998. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  999. my new boss
  1000. my cat is sick
  1001. A job so boring a bird could do it
  1002. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  1003. This photo was taken from my basement
  1004. Me, before the topical ointment
  1005. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  1006. My parents took away my phone privileges
  1007. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  1008. their love was doomed from the start...
  1009. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  1010. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  1011. they said we couldn't play god
  1012. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  1013. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  1014. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  1015. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  1016. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  1017. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  1018. for you
  1019. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  1020. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  1021. is that a war walrus?
  1022. what to have for breakfast?
  1023. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  1024. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  1025. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  1026. Notice anything different?
  1027. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  1028. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  1029. I broke cookie clicker...
  1030. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  1031. look what i found underneath my pillow
  1032. That's not a chicken
  1033. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  1034. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  1035. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  1036. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  1037. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  1038. and to think this is where it all started
  1039. I got the job!
  1040. Never gonna give you up...
  1041. #twinsies
  1042. In my dreams I'm always strong
  1043. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  1044. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  1045. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  1046. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  1047. True Self-Control
  1048. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  1049. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  1050. The best brick joke possible.
  1051. I got this in the mail today
  1052. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1053. it's in a good part of town
  1054. father & daughter re-unite!
  1055. Well, now this is a thing.
  1056. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  1057. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  1058. I forgot to get a plane
  1059. This explains everything
  1060. my wonderful dad!
  1061. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  1062. Spring has sprang
  1063. Had to settle for a beard
  1064. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  1065. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1066. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  1067. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  1068. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  1069. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1070. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  1071. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  1072. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  1073. And so the hunt begins!
  1074. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1075. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  1076. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  1077. #Donthate #Truelove
  1078. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  1079. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1080. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  1081. This is why I'm not an EMT
  1082. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  1083. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  1084. Oh, Canada...
  1085. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1086. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  1087. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  1088. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  1089. Cruise Kingdom
  1090. What has science done?!
  1091. Oh shit, not again.
  1092. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  1093. Oh No! Not again!
  1094. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  1095. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  1096. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  1097. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  1098. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  1099. Worst pokemon ever
  1100. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1101. The Little Borg Prince
  1102. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  1103. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1104. Have fun in the Alps lol
  1105. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  1106. Day 12: it's going well I think
  1107. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  1108. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  1109. just cos()
  1110. Is there really any point? FML
  1111. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  1112. this is just a tribute #thed
  1113. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  1114. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  1115. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  1116. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  1117. No lie, this is delicious
  1118. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1119. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  1120. it's pretty dark in this box
  1121. That sweater is so 2013
  1122. I can walk on my hands
  1123. just playing with my pet
  1124. Deal with it
  1125. peeling back the pages of history
  1126. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  1127. The newest Olympic sport
  1128. #Photobomb
  1129. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1130. clever girl.....
  1131. Please send help.
  1132. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  1133. Pizza TIME
  1134. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1135. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  1136. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  1137. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  1138. Wait, you can see that too
  1139. that's one nasty burn!
  1140. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  1141. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  1142. Weeeee!!!
  1143. This guy...
  1144. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  1145. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  1146. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  1147. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1148. I should really separate those
  1149. I just don't get recursion.
  1150. still better than last year in ottawa
  1151. new drupal logo
  1152. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1153. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  1154. There's a third bump, growing fast
  1155. I has a sad
  1156. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  1157. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  1158. Target Found.
  1159. Robots in much better disguise
  1160. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  1161. the game begins...
  1162. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  1163. good old troubleshootin'
  1164. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  1165. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  1166. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1167. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1168. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  1169. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  1170. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1171. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  1172. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  1173. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  1174. big data strikes back
  1175. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  1176. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  1177. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  1178. only 90s kids will get this!
  1179. Another one bites the dust
  1180. Fulfilling western ideals!
  1181. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  1182. What could go wrong?
  1183. My new haircut!
  1184. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  1185. "I am So. Much. More."
  1186. I wonder what will this lead to...
  1187. take that atheists
  1188. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  1189. this plot is odd.
  1190. New headcanon:
  1191. Just some home decorating
  1192. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  1193. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  1194. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  1195. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1196. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1197. Don't inhale!
  1198. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  1199. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  1200. I loled my head off!!!
  1201. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  1202. April Fools!
  1203. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  1204. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  1205. i was gonna eat that
  1206. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  1207. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  1208. I'd tap dat.
  1209. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1210. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  1211. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1212. Why potato why?
  1213. Why?
  1214. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  1215. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
  1216. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1217. bURMA sHAVE!
  1218. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  1219. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  1220. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  1221. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  1222. Do the Harlem Shake
  1223. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  1224. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  1225. Lack of cucumbers
  1226. Are you kidding me?
  1227. I don't know how to play...
  1228. Life on the moon.
  1229. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  1230. finally got that squid stache
  1231. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  1232. WTF!?
  1233. i do the same thing at frat parties
  1234. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  1235. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  1236. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  1237. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  1238. Just one of those days
  1239. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  1240. #comfortfood
  1241. what's a lens cap?
  1242. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  1243. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  1244. Selfie in the morning
  1245. That's just not very funny
  1246. it's not what you think
  1247. Best map projection ever
  1248. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  1249. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  1250. PostPostModern art
  1251. THAT'S NO MOON
  1252. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1253. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  1254. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  1255. Let's have a blinking contest
  1256. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1257. Why did it have to end this Way?
  1258. i think i need to get out more.
  1259. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  1260. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  1261. dOG SHAMING
  1262. I found it!!!!!!!
  1263. hgghjg
  1264. You are not a good person
  1265. Not as healthy as it looks
  1266. It's a cat ass trophy
  1267. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  1268. i pushed this. was that bad?
  1269. Hat in the cat strike back!
  1270. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  1271. One of these things doesn't belong.
  1272. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  1273. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  1274. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  1275. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  1276. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  1277. is this just a fantasy?
  1278. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  1279. They see me rolling, they hating
  1280. When you get a perfect score on your test
  1281. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1282. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  1283. too much right beef
  1284. As you can see It's windy out here
  1285. this didn't last long.
  1286. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  1287. where do all the cheetos go
  1288. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  1289. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  1290. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  1291. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1292. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1293. Thanks!
  1294. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  1295. Me llamo t-bone
  1296. Beyond Level 256...
  1297. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1298. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  1299. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1300. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  1301. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  1302. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1303. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  1304. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1305. mmm...vegemite...
  1306. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  1307. such lambda
  1308. crawling and texting #badcombination
  1309. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1310. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1311. Look at me jumping!
  1312. there snow such thing as global warming
  1313. Does this look infected?
  1314. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  1315. real letters have curves #Serif
  1316. I hate this channel
  1317. furrowed mustache
  1318. <3 hanging out with saruman
  1319. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  1320. Christ, what an asshole.
  1321. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1322. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  1323. I like this picture
  1324. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1325. taken from earth orbit
  1326. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  1327. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  1328. #justnasathings
  1329. What are you, a dictionary?
  1330. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  1331. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1332. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1333. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  1334. It's not a good part of town
  1335. FML
  1336. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  1337. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1338. My gout's acting up again
  1339. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1340. 8.5 hours later...
  1341. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1342. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  1343. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  1344. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  1345. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1346. feeding my pet
  1347. It was the rational response
  1348. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1349. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  1350. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  1351. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  1352. Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
  1353. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  1354. Captain obvious strikes again
  1355. Jesus Wept
  1356. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  1357. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1358. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  1359. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  1360. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  1361. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  1362. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  1363. Pants Optional
  1364. Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
  1365. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  1366. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  1367. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  1368. Love is creepy
  1369. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  1370. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1371. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1372. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  1373. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  1374. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  1375. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1376. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  1377. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  1378. Look at my dollar coin
  1379. share and enjoy
  1380. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1381. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  1382. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  1383. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1384. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  1385. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  1386. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  1387. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  1388. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  1389. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  1390. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1391. They're watching us.
  1392. Down time
  1393. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1394. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  1395. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  1396. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  1397. they dont need us anymore
  1398. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1399. Evolution of puzzles
  1400. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1401. Just a little more to the right
  1402. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  1403. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1404. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  1405. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  1406. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  1407. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1408. NUTS!
  1409. How did the mars rover get here?
  1410. oh look, a penny
  1411. When everything looks like a hammer
  1412. Quite.
  1413. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1414. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  1415. Minimalist cat
  1416. Job interview today.
  1417. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  1418. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  1419. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  1420. The evolution of fun
  1421. The signal came from this sector
  1422. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1423. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  1424. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  1425. This is how you get ants!
  1426. OMG Becky look at her butt
  1427. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1428. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1429. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  1430. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  1431. go home elephant you are drunk
  1432. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  1433. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  1434. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1435. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  1436. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1437. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  1438. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1439. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  1440. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1441. How does this work again?
  1442. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1443. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1444. It is never safe.
  1445. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  1446. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1447. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  1448. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  1449. you know, for kids
  1450. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1451. First day at school
  1452. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  1453. The dress is black and white!
  1454. look at me, i'm from England!
  1455. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  1456. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  1457. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  1458. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1459. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1460. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  1461. Talking to my fans...
  1462. It's bigger after you put it together.
  1463. intertial reference frame, activate!
  1464. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  1465. If you've got a moustache...
  1466. Look at my new blue dress!
  1467. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1468. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1469. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  1470. Selfie #Nofilter
  1471. My clothes need a wash...
  1472. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1473. someone take this banana off my face
  1474. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  1475. The taste stays with you forever
  1476. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  1477. Am I a Pokemon?
  1478. What is your Pony Personality?
  1479. i love a good featureless white void
  1480. This photo mooves me
  1481. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1482. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  1483. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1484. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1485. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1486. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1487. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1488. #giganticflower #headshot
  1489. Finally here!
  1490. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1491. When pandas have nightmares
  1492. a spherical cow
  1493. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  1494. I will take that one please
  1495. Eating my breakfast!


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  1. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  2. You'll never guess what happens next...
  3. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  4. Wow. Just, Wow.
  5. two great tastes that go great together
  6. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  7. forgot to turn the oven off!
  8. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  9. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  10. damn tree!
  11. I lost my wrist
  12. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  13. super high intensity training at NORAD
  14. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  15. #justnasathings
  16. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  17. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  18. hello darkness my old friend
  19. The HORROR!
  20. Why do people do this?
  21. I say: nuts to that!
  22. New means to help collect more evidence
  23. Had to settle for a beard
  24. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  25. So, this happened.
  26. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  27. I found a three fingered kitten!
  28. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  29. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  30. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  31. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  32. mYTH BUSTED!
  33. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  34. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  35. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  36. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  37. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  38. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  39. #DrinkSaltwater
  40. Not a fruit
  41. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  42. me and all my friends
  43. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  44. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  45. All flesh is grass
  46. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  47. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  48. Come on party people, put your hands together
  49. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  50. is the eject button meant to do this?
  51. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  52. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  53. New car flipping world record set
  54. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  55. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  56. Light traffic today.
  57. Is this room 101?
  58. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  59. Oh bother not again
  60. Unzipped sock
  61. This is a cat
  62. Eat my shorts
  63. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  64. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  65. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  66. Yeah... never gonna happen
  67. No guitar without a sombrero
  68. check out my new pet
  69. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  70. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  71. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  72. That sweater is so 2013
  73. #Long_Exposure
  74. I don't think this is working
  75. Thanks!
  76. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  77. You must be new here.
  78. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  79. #nofilter
  80. Today i am a Chinese clock
  81. I never understood that part of the bibile
  82. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  83. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  84. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  85. would you choose the microwave over this?
  86. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  87. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  88. I dream of death
  89. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  90. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  91. My hero
  92. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  93. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  94. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  95. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  96. in line at the dmv
  97. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  98. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  99. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  100. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  101. This guy...
  102. This is why I'm not an EMT
  103. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  104. <3 hanging out with saruman
  105. just cos()
  106. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  107. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  108. Mmm, Spider cake!
  109. leapfrog, anyone?
  110. welcome to the space jam
  111. The Zebra was lying down
  112. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  113. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  114. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  115. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  116. Magnified 10,000 times
  117. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  118. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  119. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  120. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  121. Threaten large birds... check.
  122. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  123. There's a third bump, growing fast
  124. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  125. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  126. Steve is realxing
  127. A job so boring a bird could do it
  128. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  129. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  130. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  131. 突っ込むところもねい！
  132. Spaaaaaaaace!
  133. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  134. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  135. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  136. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  137. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  138. smiling is for optimists
  139. my new duvet cover!
  140. Do my feet look fat?
  141. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  142. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  143. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  144. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  145. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  146. The time has come.
  147. is good idea yes
  148. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  149. Pizza TIME
  150. The next generation of crypto currencies
  151. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  152. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  153. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  154. The best brick joke possible.
  155. Don't have a cow, man
  156. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  157. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  158. These cravings will never stop
  159. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  160. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  161. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  162. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  163. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  164. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  165. I'd call this experiment a success.
  166. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  167. The solution to all life's problems
  168. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  169. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  170. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  171. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  172. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  173. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  174. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  175. emergency butter delivery
  176. i'm now 75% more efficient
  177. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  178. i was gonna eat that
  179. #bedhead
  180. Me, before the topical ointment
  181. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  182. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  183. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  184. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  185. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  186. The unforgiving war on health
  187. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  188. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  189. take two, they are small
  190. Allons-Y!
  191. what to have for breakfast?
  192. Why potato why?
  193. back on tinder!
  194. I broke cookie clicker...
  195. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  196. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  197. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  198. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  199. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  200. too much right beef
  201. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  202. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  203. look what i found underneath my pillow
  204. take that atheists
  205. Crocodile Pink Eye
  206. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  207. Things Lost in couch cushions
  208. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  209. I knew there would be side effects
  210. Nope nope nope nope nope
  211. I broke the etch & sketch
  212. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  213. #vampiremirrorselfie
  214. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  215. Aaaaaargh
  216. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  217. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  218. I think there's something here
  219. Worst pokemon ever
  220. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  221. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  222. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  223. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  224. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  225. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  226. Where did THAT come from?
  227. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  228. #toothproblems
  229. You did what in my tuba?
  230. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  231. This apple got a face on it dog
  232. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  233. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  234. #Donthate #Truelove
  235. should i see a doctor about this?
  236. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  237. I blame supernasa
  238. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  239. That's just not very funny
  240. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  241. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  242. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  243. Rollerskating always was overrated
  244. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  245. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  246. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  247. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  248. First day of school.
  249. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  250. this was my inspiration
  251. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  252. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  253. Don't inhale!
  254. My baby is learning how to write!
  255. Like my new nails?
  256. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  257. they said we couldn't play god
  258. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  259. Oh god is it still following me?
  260. When you get a perfect score on your test
  261. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  262. like my new haircut?
  263. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  264. Just Got A new camera phone!
  265. Just one of those days
  266. NICE MULTIPANTS
  267. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  268. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  269. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  270. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  271. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  272. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  273. ack
  274. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  275. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  276. AGHHHHH
  277. Is this real life?
  278. He was never seen again
  279. new phone who dis
  280. hgghjg
  281. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  282. bURMA sHAVE!
  283. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  284. The Little Borg Prince
  285. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  286. Universe man, Universe man...
  287. Fancy
  288. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  289. no one ever suspected the shovel
  290. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  291. What, Me worry?
  292. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  293. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  294. Mentos and lava
  295. cthulu caught me slipping
  296. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  297. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  298. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  299. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  300. The secret to infinite storage space
  301. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  302. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  303. What could go wrong?
  304. those weren't Altoids.
  305. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  306. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  307. i do the same thing at frat parties
  308. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  309. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  310. Hoverboard to full power!
  311. Goldilocks party!
  312. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  313. He nailed it!
  314. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  315. This photo was taken from my basement
  316. when you see it...
  317. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  318. #Toobigtofall
  319. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  320. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  321. Perspective issues
  322. I'm lost without your love, baby
  323. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  324. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  325. peeling back the pages of history
  326. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  327. lol, no i didn't jump
  328. get your ass to mars
  329. YES
  330. The building blocks of life
  331. Cruise Kingdom
  332. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  333. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  334. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  335. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  336. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  337. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  338. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  339. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  340. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  341. this is just a tribute #thed
  342. I got the job!
  343. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  344. rm -rf /
  345. I just can't see the point anymore
  346. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  347. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  348. #Nailpolish
  349. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  350. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  351. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  352. welcome to Argentina
  353. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  354. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  355. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  356. Self Portrait: Complete.
  357. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  358. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  359. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  360. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  361. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  362. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  363. whoops GPS error
  364. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  365. the charge of the light brigade
  366. prototype soccer ball
  367. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  368. every breath you take, every move you make
  369. I wonder what will this lead to...
  370. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  371. Houston, we are the problem
  372. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  373. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  374. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  375. My new tattoo
  376. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  377. reverse et
  378. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  379. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  380. Soon. Soon...
  381. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  382. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  383. Ce n'est pas un canard
  384. "I am So. Much. More."
  385. bit nosy, aren't you?
  386. my wonderful dad!
  387. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  388. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  389. #notallmen
  390. This is exactly what you think it is
  391. The view outside of my airplane window.
  392. Just another day in paradise
  393. Mistakes were made.
  394. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  395. go home elephant you are drunk
  396. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  397. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  398. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  399. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  400. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  401. My gout's acting up again
  402. now you're hungry too.
  403. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  404. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  405. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  406. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  407. The infamous Snow-muon.
  408. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  409. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  410. Got your nose!
  411. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  412. Field Trip!
  413. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  414. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  415. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  416. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  417. I lost my wits
  418. Oy, my giblets!
  419. Oh no! Not Again.
  420. Me llamo t-bone
  421. [user was banned for this text]
  422. Oh no! Not again.
  423. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  424. Black box recorder
  425. Oh No! Not again!
  426. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  427. The side of my car. #roadrage
  428. One year ago I looked like this
  429. Copernicus: The early years
  430. about to die lol
  431. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  432. i need to do my laundry more often.
  433. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  434. I don't know
  435. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  436. my new boss
  437. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  438. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  439. WARRRBLGARBL
  440. apple's new offering: iscream
  441. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  442. Any hatchlings in here?
  443. Bazookateer crossing
  444. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  445. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  446. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  447. this guy keeps following me
  448. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  449. >< ))*>
  450. the way of the future
  451. Maths are hard
  452. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  453. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  454. passed another hitch hiker
  455. and then there were nine
  456. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  457. Look out!
  458. I 'M out of the acorn
  459. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  460. Cant explain that
  461. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  462. come on, put on the slippers.
  463. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  464. Fulfilling western ideals!
  465. How did the mars rover get here?
  466. The horrors of war
  467. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  468. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  469. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  470. London
  471. The ents met the triffids
  472. #delfie
  473. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  474. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  475. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  476. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  477. SIDE GOER 4
  478. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  479. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  480. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  481. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  482. #flavorbomb
  483. #Hopeicanfly
  484. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  485. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  486. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  487. Deal with it
  488. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  489. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  490. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  491. Nothing new under the sun
  492. worst horse ever :(
  493. look what happened to my satellite
  494. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  495. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  496. Parlez vous Francais?
  497. "...The Aristocrats."
  498. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  499. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  500. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  501. truly, i am euphoric
  502. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  503. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  504. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  505. I'll catch it one day
  506. I can has cheezburger?
  507. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  508. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  509. ha ha ha... no.
  510. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  511. Day 12: it's going well I think
  512. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  513. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  514. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  515. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  516. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  517. True Self-Control
  518. I should really separate those
  519. I loled my head off!!!
  520. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  521. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  522. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  523. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  524. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  525. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  526. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  527. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  528. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  529. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  530. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  531. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  532. stipple slash of saturn
  533. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  534. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  535. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  536. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  537. i pushed this. was that bad?
  538. kang, do i look good in this?
  539. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  540. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  541. Da_FEELS###!
  542. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  543. just another cat video
  544. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  545. it's in a good part of town
  546. The cat brought in another bird.
  547. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  548. I don't want to set the world on fire
  549. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  550. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  551. My tastes are very... singular
  552. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  553. Use the force responsibly.
  554. their love was doomed from the start...
  555. Another one bites the dust
  556. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  557. Check out my new sonic oc!
  558. Spiders. Nope.
  559. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  560. Apparently it's a thing now...
  561. I think I need new glasses.
  562. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  563. the only people for me are the mad ones
  564. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  565. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  566. The birds found the hobbit hole
  567. finally got that squid stache
  568. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  569. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  570. Cakephants are my new friends
  571. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  572. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  573. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  574. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  575. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  576. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  577. I was late
  578. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  579. I can take photos with my teeth!
  580. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  581. well, so much for the space program
  582. and to think this is where it all started
  583. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  584. The choice is simple.
  585. Penguins are people too #equality
  586. Captain obvious strikes again
  587. Selfie #Nofilter
  588. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  589. i think i need to get out more.
  590. Best Halloween costume yet!
  591. mario Kart is harder in real life
  592. My clothes need a wash...
  593. such lambda
  594. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  595. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  596. #notamodel #nofilter
  597. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  598. are you sure this is a commandline?
  599. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  600. run little ghost, run!
  601. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  602. Do I look like a penguin?
  603. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  604. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  605. An eight-stringed octopus?
  606. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  607. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  608. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  609. Dude, where's my car?
  610. Picking mushrooms
  611. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  612. #nomakeup #natural
  613. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  614. Not Again :(
  615. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  616. Weeeee!!!
  617. everyday i'm shoveling
  618. It's not a good part of town
  619. I just don't get recursion.
  620. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  621. That's not a nut!
  622. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  623. What has science done?!
  624. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  625. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  626. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  627. The newest Olympic sport
  628. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  629. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  630. This explains everything
  631. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  632. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  633. One of the less popular Transformers.
  634. My cat barfed this out
  635. #CATSANDBIRDS
  636. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  637. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  638. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  639. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  640. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  641. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  642. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  643. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  644. Oops.
  645. everything makes sense now
  646. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  647. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  648. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  649. i hate it when this happens
  650. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  651. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  652. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  653. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  654. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  655. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  656. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  657. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  658. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  659. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  660. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  661. I've made a huge mistake
  662. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  663. a spherical cow
  664. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  665. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  666. big ben is going down.
  667. It was the rational response
  668. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  669. THAT'S NO MOON
  670. Click to show secret text
  671. My nose will grow now.
  672. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  673. no wonder the cat always sits here
  674. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  675. #drbalanced
  676. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  677. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  678. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  679. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  680. This photo was taken from my iphone
  681. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  682. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  683. What could possibly go wrong™?
  684. that's me!
  685. clever girl.....
  686. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  687. stay away from my eggcorns
  688. I'm a fighter!
  689. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  690. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  691. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  692. Oh God! It's happening again!
  693. void main() { fork; }
  694. Visual representation of Dubstep
  695. First time posting, please be nice
  696. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  697. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  698. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  699. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  700. my taco face
  701. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  702. Eating my breakfast!
  703. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  704. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  705. First post, be friendly
  706. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  707. Minister! We're running out of time.
  708. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  709. #Photobomb
  710. they said be careful, we said yolo
  711. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  712. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  713. I'm ready!
  714. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  715. What? It's always that color.
  716. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  717. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  718. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  719. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  720. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  721. Big bowl of star-flakes
  722. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  723. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  724. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  725. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  726. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  727. help wanted. inquire within.
  728. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  729. How many can there be?
  730. I CHOOSE YOU!
  731. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  732. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  733. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  734. that's one nasty burn!
  735. Dominos delivers!
  736. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  737. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  738. #BROKEN
  739. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  740. Where do I plug this in?
  741. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  742. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  743. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  744. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  745. Zeus takes his revenge
  746. My new cat is awesome
  747. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  748. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  749. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  750. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  751. This is a good idea
  752. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  753. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  754. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  755. My house is my castle
  756. I just bought this
  757. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  758. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  759. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  760. omfg, space bugs
  761. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  762. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  763. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  764. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  765. monkey movember
  766. Why are there ants on my face?!
  767. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  768. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  769. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  770. bowTieght!
  771. diy abortion
  772. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  773. #nomakeup #justnatural
  774. Am I a Pokemon?
  775. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  776. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  777. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  778. #comfortfood
  779. best republican caucus ever!
  780. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  781. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  782. OMG Becky look at her butt
  783. #giganticflower #headshot
  784. Magnificent as fuck
  785. #DANGERZONE
  786. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  787. australia is not NZ!
  788. Nasa is fully funded
  789. An unsuccessful bike design...
  790. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  791. Why do dogs like this?
  792. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  793. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  794. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  795. I found it!!!!!!!
  796. look ma, no hands!
  797. The second mouse gets the cheese
  798. Is this too cheesy?
  799. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  800. Quite.
  801. New amazon product
  802. It's a cat ass trophy
  803. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  804. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  805. haha oh my cat
  806. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  807. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  808. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  809. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  810. i'll never get tired of this.
  811. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  812. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  813. New haircut!
  814. ksp mission success
  815. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  816. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  817. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  818. The moon landing was a lie
  819. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  820. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  821. So, it has come to this...
  822. Zoidgebra 101
  823. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  824. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  825. Selfie in the morning
  826. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  827. The dress is black and white!
  828. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  829. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  830. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  831. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  832. Somewhere, this exists.
  833. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  834. 3 year olds first lego experience
  835. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  836. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  837. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  838. real letters have curves #Serif
  839. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  840. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  841. If you've got a moustache...
  842. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  843. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  844. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  845. #onering #fuckhobbits
  846. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  847. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  848. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  849. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  850. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  851. I like this picture
  852. only 90s kids will get this!
  853. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  854. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  855. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  856. #lifehacks
  857. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  858. This is why we can't have good things
  859. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  860. Bay-bae lolz
  861. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  862. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  863. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  864. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  865. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  866. Banana invasion in progress
  867. How does this work again?
  868. Why did it have to end this Way?
  869. This photo mooves me
  870. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  871. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  872. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  873. omg too much chiplote
  874. oh look, a penny
  875. Mari-OH
  876. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  877. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  878. I think I can... I think I can
  879. and suddenly, popcorn
  880. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  881. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  882. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  883. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  884. it's pretty dark in this box
  885. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  886. Burnination? Huh?
  887. Death star model 0.0.73
  888. Where did this road come from?!?
  889. how do you get the screensaver off?
  890. I has a sad
  891. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  892. It's a Finger trap
  893. I forgot to get a plane
  894. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  895. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  896. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  897. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  898. My parents took away my phone privileges
  899. furrowed mustache
  900. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  901. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  902. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  903. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  904. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  905. That's not a chicken
  906. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  907. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  908. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  909. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  910. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  911. i love a good featureless white void
  912. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  913. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  914. father & daughter re-unite!
  915. That's too much, man!
  916. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  917. 💩
  918. feeding my pet
  919. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  920. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  921. #hoax
  922. crawling and texting #badcombination
  923. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  924. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  925. NUTS!
  926. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  927. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  928. best day evar!!!!
  929. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  930. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  931. there snow such thing as global warming
  932. wake up sheeple!
  933. Well, now this is a thing.
  934. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  935. Goodnight moon
  936. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  937. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  938. No more sorrow!
  939. I've been robbed!
  940. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  941. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  942. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  943. Do the Harlem Shake
  944. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  945. too much lens flare?
  946. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  947. Click "Like" when you see it!
  948. April Fools!
  949. flying car - it is now officially the future
  950. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  951. Why?
  952. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  953. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  954. When everything looks like a hammer
  955. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  956. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  957. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  958. Top of the world
  959. intertial reference frame, activate!
  960. Moses lied to me.
  961. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  962. The evolution of fun
  963. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  964. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  965. I can walk on my hands
  966. Let's have a blinking contest
  967. this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
  968. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  969. No lie, this is delicious
  970. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  971. Black begins and wins.
  972. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  973. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  974. Sun deflation: optimal
  975. one does not simply wok into mordor
  976. Oh, Canada...
  977. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  978. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  979. One of these things doesn't belong.
  980. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  981. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  982. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  983. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  984. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  985. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  986. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  987. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  988. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  989. Do my feet smell?
  990. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  991. #twinsies
  992. really not how I thought I would die
  993. This elevator has no 'down'!
  994. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  995. Rock, paper, FACE
  996. We live in a golden age!
  997. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  998. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  999. inner city air conditioning
  1000. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  1001. What is your Pony Personality?
  1002. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  1003. #satellite #navigation
  1004. Wait for it...
  1005. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1006. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  1007. Thanks Obama!
  1008. married a cat
  1009. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1010. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  1011. NO. JUST NO.
  1012. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  1013. moo!
  1014. #me #throwbackthursday
  1015. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  1016. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  1017. who do you think I am?
  1018. OMG! Kittens!
  1019. Damn, two o'clock already?
  1020. Hat in the cat strike back!
  1021. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  1022.  ?????????????
  1023. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  1024. #hashtag
  1025. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1026. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  1027. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  1028. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  1029. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  1030. quack quack, motherflipper
  1031. Just some home decorating
  1032. The French space program
  1033. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1034. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  1035. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  1036. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1037. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  1038. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  1039. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  1040. He did say it was edible
  1041. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1042. is that a war walrus?
  1043. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1044. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1045. Robots in much better disguise
  1046. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1047. Please send help.
  1048. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  1049. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1050. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  1051. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1052. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  1053. this didn't last long.
  1054. My new haircut!
  1055. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1056. Spring has sprang
  1057. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  1058. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  1059. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  1060. still better than last year in ottawa
  1061. He left me! :ccc
  1062. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1063. Always get a full nights rest
  1064. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  1065. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1066. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1067. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  1068. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1069. 8.5 hours later...
  1070. Look at me jumping!
  1071. they dont need us anymore
  1072. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1073. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  1074. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1075. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  1076. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  1077. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1078. Life on the moon.
  1079. Oh no, it's the moon
  1080. New headcanon:
  1081. WTF!?
  1082. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  1083. where do all the cheetos go
  1084. the event horizon returned
  1085. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  1086. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1087. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  1088. Job interview today.
  1089. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  1090. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  1091. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1092. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1093. All my selfies be like
  1094. last march of the ents
  1095. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  1096. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1097. What are pixels?
  1098. Obama pardons Santa claus
  1099. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1100. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1101. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  1102. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  1103. My dad in the army
  1104. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  1105. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1106. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  1107. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  1108. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1109. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  1110. taken from earth orbit
  1111. Burrito night
  1112. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1113. #duckface
  1114. Now turn it upside-down
  1115. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1116. In my dreams I'm always strong
  1117. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  1118. They see me rolling, they hating
  1119. This is what happiness looks like
  1120. A window into my soul
  1121. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1122. capes are in fashion
  1123. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  1124. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1125. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1126. So...Magnets, right?
  1127. What are you, a dictionary?
  1128. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1129. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  1130. Is there really any point? FML
  1131. big data strikes back
  1132. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1133. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1134. Wait, you can see that too
  1135. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  1136. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  1137. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  1138. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  1139. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  1140. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  1141. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1142. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  1143. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  1144. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1145. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  1146. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  1147. you know, for kids
  1148. I solved the debt crisis!
  1149. Best map projection ever
  1150. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1151. My 7 picture is upside down
  1152. look at me, i'm from England!
  1153. So thats What Jesus did
  1154. Never gonna give you up...
  1155. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  1156. the rest is darkness and decay
  1157. #illuminati
  1158. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  1159. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1160. #fallingfromorbit
  1161. The taste stays with you forever
  1162. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  1163. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  1164. It is never safe.
  1165. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  1166. I am a beautiful person.
  1167. school's out!
  1168. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  1169. love it!
  1170. reverse microwave oven
  1171. check out my usb sword!
  1172. I knew I nailed it!
  1173. My Hobby: freaking people out
  1174. share and enjoy
  1175. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1176. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1177. Beyond Level 256...
  1178. This is what i had for breakfast
  1179. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1180. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1181. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1182. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1183. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1184. This is how you get ants!
  1185. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  1186. Are you kidding me?
  1187. Foiled again by the bell curve
  1188. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  1189. found this on google maps earlier.
  1190. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  1191. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  1192. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  1193. My selfie stick broke.
  1194. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  1195. I thought of it, and it happened
  1196. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
  1197. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1198. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  1199. It's the little things
  1200. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1201. Man, it's windy
  1202. this plot is odd.
  1203. My server cooling system.
  1204. Who came first?
  1205. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1206. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  1207. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  1208. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1209. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  1210. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  1211. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  1212. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  1213. Is it really today, already?
  1214. amazons newest delivery method
  1215. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  1216. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  1217. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  1218. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  1219. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1220. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  1221. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1222. Oh here we go
  1223. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  1224. Monday mornings
  1225. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  1226. When pandas have nightmares
  1227. Do I look fat in this photo?
  1228. #caturday
  1229. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1230. my cat is sick
  1231. Finally here!
  1232. Pants Optional
  1233. is this just a fantasy?
  1234. We are not men. we are devo.
  1235. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1236. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  1237. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  1238. Not as healthy as it looks
  1239. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  1240. for you
  1241. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  1242. The vlog was better than the movie
  1243. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  1244. who sent me a bobcat?
  1245. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  1246. cest ne pas un pipe
  1247. today's to do list
  1248. so, scientology...
  1249. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1250. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  1251. Oh, that's where I left them!
  1252. Notice anything different?
  1253. i wonder why you left me here.
  1254. Muahahahahahah
  1255. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  1256. If you're brave enough...
  1257. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  1258. Minimalist cat
  1259. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1260. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  1261. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1262. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  1263. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1264. Love is creepy
  1265. FML
  1266. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1267. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  1268. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  1269. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  1270. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1271. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  1272. i've never felt so alone.
  1273. Look at my dollar coin
  1274. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1275. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1276. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1277. Angry sofa is angry.
  1278. sad cow is sad
  1279. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  1280. Oh shit, not again.
  1281. How did I get here?
  1282. To the victor go the spoils.
  1283. It's bigger after you put it together.
  1284. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1285. Worth it for the karma.
  1286. Asteroids hate him!
  1287. The knids are hungry
  1288. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1289. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1290. throwing epic shade!
  1291. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1292. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  1293. Would you like to play a game?
  1294. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1295. Dryads. that is all.
  1296. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  1297. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  1298. Look at my new blue dress!
  1299. Just a little more to the right
  1300. I got this in the mail today
  1301. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1302. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  1303. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  1304. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  1305. mmm...vegemite...
  1306. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  1307. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  1308. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  1309. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  1310. the game begins...
  1311. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  1312. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1313. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1314. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1315. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  1316. This needs a motivational text
  1317. just playing with my pet
  1318. The prophecy was true!
  1319. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  1320. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  1321. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1322. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  1323. Look at that fart propulsion
  1324. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  1325. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  1326. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1327. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  1328. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1329. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1330. We've got a problem
  1331. Existance is an illusion
  1332. PostPostModern art
  1333. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  1334. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  1335. Fucking CAKE
  1336. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  1337. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  1338. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1339. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  1340. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1341. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  1342. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  1343. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  1344. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1345. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1346. There goes the neighborhood...
  1347. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  1348. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  1349. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  1350. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  1351. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  1352. You are not a good person
  1353. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  1354. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  1355. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1356. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1357. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  1358. I don't get it either.
  1359. Jesus Wept
  1360. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  1361. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1362. #DARE to #DREAM
  1363. Park and ride
  1364. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
  1365. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  1366. in theathers, close to you
  1367. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  1368. Whale Selfie!
  1369. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  1370. I hate this channel
  1371. *Tips fedora*
  1372. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  1373. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  1374. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  1375. Weather's Crazy today
  1376. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  1377. High Bro, five.
  1378. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  1379. Lack of cucumbers
  1380. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  1381. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  1382. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1383. look at my new dog!
  1384. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1385. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  1386. AUUUGH
  1387. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  1388. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  1389. Myspace tom to ground control-
  1390. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1391. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  1392. someone take this banana off my face
  1393. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  1394. dOG SHAMING
  1395. We didn't start the fire
  1396. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1397. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1398. HODOR!
  1399. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1400. I'm a Real Boy!
  1401. Need a Haircut
  1402. gotta take big ben down a peg
  1403. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1404. BANANANANANANANANANA
  1405. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  1406. we sail the ocean orange
  1407. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1408. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  1409. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
  1410. I fought the law. They won
  1411. does my ass look big in this?
  1412. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  1413. I thought it would be bigger
  1414. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  1415. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  1416. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  1417. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1418. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
  1419. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  1420. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1421. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  1422. Christ, what an asshole.
  1423. rofl
  1424. Alan?
  1425. USB SUX
  1426. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  1427. Exes, am I right?
  1428. They're all watching me
  1429. My halloween costume
  1430. i've made a huge mistake
  1431. Making a selfie.
  1432. #imnotracistbut
  1433. Gotta catch em all.
  1434. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  1435. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  1436. #bornthisway
  1437. the hills have eyes
  1438. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1439. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  1440. I love star wars!
  1441. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  1442. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1443. Legal Issues
  1444. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  1445. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1446. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  1447. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1448. oh no you didn't
  1449. introducing the yolo distribution
  1450. I have tasted many fish
  1451. I don't regret pressing the button
  1452. stay out of my house, santa
  1453. I just want to watch the world burn
  1454. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  1455. See it again in slo mo
  1456. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  1457. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  1458. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1459. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  1460. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  1461. I will take that one please
  1462. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  1463. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  1464. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1465. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  1466. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  1467. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  1468. How is this still a thing?
  1469. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  1470. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  1471. #this_is_sparta
  1472. That is one dapper bird.
  1473. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  1474. this was in the bible
  1475. it's not what you think
  1476. the dog scanned my homework


prompt_posters
  1. Jaden21
  2. Destiny1983
  3. Horsepower Lovecraft
  4. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  5. Brandi9
  6. Frances29
  7. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  8. Agric Silverfinger
  9. Tracy1977
  10. Cheyenne1988
  11. Michaela2006
  12. Chelsea2006
  13. S. G. Dukat
  14. Bool Hand Luke
  15. Lord Mondegreen
  16. Debbie26
  17. Marie10
  18. Michelle11
  19. Bailey2001
  20. Sharon99
  21. Charles18
  22. Cheyenne15
  23. Tricia14
  24. Pam06
  25. Norton Ghost Dad
  26. Kristy2007
  27. Donna2
  28. Jack39
  29. Deborah3
  30. Kelsey1996
  31. Keira2002
  32. Lord Gaga
  33. Susan25
  34. Caden2010
  35. Sarah55
  36. Jack3
  37. Sidd Finch
  38. Barbara1974
  39. Christina Applecare
  40. Marissa Mayer
  41. Mark Zuckerberg
  42. Justin28
  43. Samuel19
  44. Patricia03
  45. Tina Belcher
  46. Taylor1998
  47. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  48. Alice1956
  49. Wil
  50. Ronald22
  51. Tricia1
  52. Madison80
  53. Ashley8
  54. Henry4
  55. Dillon2008
  56. Hatsy Collins
  57. Jennifer1
  58. Keira48
  59. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  60. Misty3
  61. James URL Jones
  62. Caden14
  63. Margaret5
  64. Linda08
  65. Margaret11
  66. Cynthia99
  67. Amanda08
  68. Kaden61
  69. Taylor1990
  70. Dunston Chexin
  71. Jalen81
  72. Bailey08
  73. Paul50
  74. David St. Hubbins
  75. Shaun6
  76. Lindsay2011
  77. Joe Biden
  78. Arthur17
  79. Mark92
  80. Marie3
  81. Larry1994
  82. Stacy07
  83. Shaun46
  84. Frances99
  85. Malik2
  86. Ashley2009
  87. Paul1957
  88. Notorious L.H.C.
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Todd33
  91. Tonya38
  92. Marie12
  93. Raymond6
  94. Curic Copperfinger
  95. Ayden1952
  96. Sherri97
  97. Gary86
  98. Stacy14
  99. Gary1951
  100. Steven2002
  101. Arthur19
  102. Ashley92
  103. Susan11
  104. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  105. Minecraft Holmes
  106. Lisa1995
  107. Sharon91
  108. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  109. Padme Dorothy James
  110. Egbert Bentley White
  111. Player One
  112. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  113. Brittany1
  114. Tim87
  115. Kenneth94
  116. Apple Martin
  117. Greg2004
  118. DragonBall Cooper
  119. Mavis Bitcoin
  120. Wric Tungstenfinger
  121. Earl Sinclair
  122. Sheena2005
  123. Gary8
  124. Aiden5
  125. Virginia1961
  126. Steven50
  127. Mark2007
  128. Kelsey1970
  129. Ruth3
  130. Frances51
  131. Carol04
  132. Player Two
  133. Sierra10
  134. Jacob10
  135. Dorothy7
  136. Debbie3
  137. Benjamin1970
  138. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  139. J. Alfred Leftshark
  140. Jeph Jacques
  141. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  142. Livemau5
  143. Dustin46
  144. Jerry18
  145. Aidan2
  146. Cynthia1995
  147. George Debian Bush
  148. Elon Musk
  149. Delta Elroy Backslash
  150. Kathleen78
  151. Samuel49
  152. John Wilkes Knuth
  153. Chad80
  154. CMOS Def
  155. Martin Van Halen
  156. Addison8
  157. Henry05
  158. Trinity1989
  159. Matthew2006
  160. Green Mario
  161. Jason15
  162. Steven02
  163. Flash Groupon
  164. Justin87
  165. Addison1
  166. Aiden1
  167. Jayden79
  168. Myspace Tom
  169. @meganamram
  170. Madison19
  171. Joshua84
  172. Sarah2005
  173. Louis Reasoner
  174. Donald19
  175. Virginia2006
  176. Debbie62
  177. Khloe14
  178. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  179. Keira10
  180. Austin72
  181. Candice10
  182. Jonathan27
  183. Jada5
  184. Kaitlin1976
  185. Kim5
  186. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  187. Tonya22
  188. Emily15
  189. Karen3
  190. Anonymous
  191. Dakota94
  192. Joshua80
  193. Sarah1976


prompt_reasons
  1. our buffer runneth over
  2. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  3. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  4. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  5. friday squid blogging
  6. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  7. GSM filter change required
  8. User is not a typewriter.
  9. floating point unit no longer afloat
  10. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  11. User accepted terms but not conditions
  12. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  13. http is down
  14. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  15. server fell in ocean
  16. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  17. spin cycle still active
  18. too many hands on the keyboard
  19. butter overflow
  20. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  21. Main Bus B Undervolt
  22. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  23. dictionary too stiff to read
  24. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  25. SQL ejection
  26. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  27. hung up prematurely
  28. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  29. the system / is down
  30. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  31. hard drive oil depleted
  32. wrong files
  33. data too big
  34. helvetica scenario
  35. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  36. temporal paradox
  37. butter to text interface not found
  38. unimplemented trap
  39. PC LOAD LETTER
  40. error: operation completed successfully
  41. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  42. butter didn't suit the works
  43. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  44. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  45. screws are stripped
  46. butter underrun
  47. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  48. server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
  49. server had too much to drink
  50. Baby ur much 2 fast
  51. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  52. general uncertainty
  53. lp0 on fire
  54. virtual memory got too real
  55. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  56. spin number must be of the form n/2
  57. ERR:INVALID DIM
  58. error
  59. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  60. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  61. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  62. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  63. mean connection time exceeded
  64. files fell out
  65. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  66. aol window in front of netscape window
  67. cat-like typing detected
  68. microwave running
  69. nanobots in the water
  70. confirmation BIOS
  71. UTF-31 decode error
  72. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  73. HTTP 418
  74. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  75. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  76. a user's middle name was </html>
  77. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  78. qubit indeterminate
  79. sysadmin trapped in well
  80. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  81. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  82. server room haunted
  83. out of monads
  84. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  85. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  86. sitemap was held upside down
  87. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
  88. <%= reason %>
  89. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  90. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  91. Dave's not registered, man
  92. minimum recursion depth not reached
  93. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
  94. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  95. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  96. files overwritten with more interesting content
  97. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
  98. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  99. food problematic
  100. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  101. ethics in journalism
  102. could not evade skifree yeti
  103. firewall caught fire
  104. eyelash! eyelash!
  105. out of electrons
  106. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  107. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue


prompt_text

  1. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  2. #flavorbomb
  3. Big bowl of star-flakes
  4. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  5. That sweater is so 2013
  6. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  7. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  8. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  9. now you're hungry too.
  10. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  11. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  12. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  13. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  14. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  15. Magnificent as fuck
  16. oh look, a penny
  17. My clothes need a wash...
  18. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  19. The birds found the hobbit hole
  20. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  21. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  22. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  23. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  24. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  25. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  26. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  27. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  28. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  29. two great tastes that go great together
  30. #notallmen
  31. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  32. Ramen is squishy and soft
  33. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  34. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  35. help wanted. inquire within.
  36. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  37. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  38. The view outside of my airplane window.
  39. too much lens flare?
  40. the event horizon returned
  41. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  42. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  43. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  44. Use the force responsibly.
  45. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  46. #lifehacks
  47. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  48. This guy...
  49. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  50. i've never felt so alone.
  51. I just bought this
  52. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  53. The French space program
  54. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  55. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  56. That's just not very funny
  57. I'm lost without your love, baby
  58. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  59. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  60. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  61. #nomakeup #natural
  62. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  63. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  64. Oh god is it still following me?
  65. The HORROR!
  66. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  67. mYTH BUSTED!
  68. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  69. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  70. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  71. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  72. I got the job!
  73. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  74. Notice anything different?
  75. Apparently it's a thing now...
  76. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  77. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  78. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  79. Not a fruit
  80. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  81. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  82. Why do dogs like this?
  83. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  84. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  85. Not Again :(
  86. Black box recorder
  87. The solution to all life's problems
  88. The moon landing was a lie
  89. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  90. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  91. This photo mooves me
  92. my wonderful dad!
  93. #Donthate #Truelove
  94. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  95. Weeeee!!!
  96. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  97. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  98. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  99. I don't think this is working
  100. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  101. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  102. i'll never get tired of this.
  103. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  104. Just another day in paradise
  105. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  106. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  107. 3 year olds first lego experience
  108. what to have for breakfast?
  109. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  110. #fallingfromorbit
  111. in line at the dmv
  112. Dude, where's my car?
  113. The vlog was better than the movie
  114. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  115. every breath you take, every move you make
  116. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  117. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  118. furrowed mustache
  119. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  120. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  121. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  122. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  123. There's a third bump, growing fast
  124. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  125. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  126. Worst pokemon ever
  127. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  128. The moon looks weird today
  129. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  130. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  131. Oh God! It's happening again!
  132. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  133. No guitar without a sombrero
  134. Extreme beer pong
  135. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  136. no one ever suspected the shovel
  137. oh no you didn't
  138. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  139. omfg, space bugs
  140. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  141. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  142. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  143. Oy, my giblets!
  144. OMG Becky look at her butt
  145. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  146. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  147. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  148. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  149. those weren't Altoids.
  150. Self Portrait: Complete.
  151. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  152. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  153. Look at my new blue dress!
  154. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  155. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  156. Mmm, Spider cake!
  157. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  158. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  159. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  160. take two, they are small
  161. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  162. that's one nasty burn!
  163. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  164. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  165. Zoidgebra 101
  166. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  167. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  168. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  169. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  170. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  171. Is this real life?
  172. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  173. in theathers, close to you
  174. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  175. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  176. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  177. the charge of the light brigade
  178. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  179. I broke cookie clicker...
  180. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  181. Spring has sprang
  182. One of these things doesn't belong.
  183. one does not simply wok into mordor
  184. Minister! We're running out of time.
  185. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  186. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  187. Fancy
  188. Do my feet look fat?
  189. #hashtag
  190. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  191. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  192. i hate it when this happens
  193. An eight-stringed octopus?
  194. the game begins...
  195. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  196. The Zebra was lying down
  197. NUTS!
  198. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  199. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  200. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  201. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  202. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  203. mario Kart is harder in real life
  204. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  205. last march of the ents
  206. I was late
  207. Da_FEELS###!
  208. The Little Borg Prince
  209. Who came first?
  210. Threaten large birds... check.
  211. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  212. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  213. I think there's something here
  214. You'll never guess what happens next...
  215. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  216. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  217. Wow. Just, Wow.
  218. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  219. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  220. I'd call this experiment a success.
  221. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  222. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  223. Light traffic today.
  224. Where did THAT come from?
  225. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  226. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  227. Why did it have to end this Way?
  228. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  229. cthulu caught me slipping
  230. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  231. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  232. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  233. That's too much, man!
  234. should i see a doctor about this?
  235. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  236. 💩
  237. Got your nose!
  238. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  239. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  240. come on, put on the slippers.
  241. i'm now 75% more efficient
  242. That was one hell of a party last night.
  243. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  244. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  245. So... those were real
  246. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  247. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  248. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  249. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  250. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  251. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  252. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  253. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  254. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  255. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  256. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  257. married a cat
  258. The unforgiving war on health
  259. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  260. hello darkness my old friend
  261. Banana invasion in progress
  262. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  263. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  264. First time posting, please be nice
  265. ksp mission success
  266. welcome to the space jam
  267. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  268. He was never seen again
  269. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  270. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  271. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  272. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  273. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  274. Penguins are people too #equality
  275. and suddenly, popcorn
  276. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  277. Unzipped sock
  278. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  279. Is this too cheesy?
  280. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  281. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  282. I solved the debt crisis!
  283. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  284. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  285. bit nosy, aren't you?
  286. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  287. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  288. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  289. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  290. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  291. Aaaaaargh
  292. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  293. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  294. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  295. #Long_Exposure
  296. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  297. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  298. Check out my new sonic oc!
  299. it's in a good part of town
  300. I think I need new glasses.
  301. There goes the neighborhood...
  302. Oh no, it's the moon
  303. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  304. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  305. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  306. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  307. My tastes are very... singular
  308. Another one bites the dust
  309. What, Me worry?
  310. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  311. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  312. True Self-Control
  313. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  314. only 90s kids will get this!
  315. #toothproblems
  316. Target Found.
  317. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  318. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  319. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  320. Where do I plug this in?
  321. So...Magnets, right?
  322. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  323. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  324. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  325. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  326. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  327. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  328. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  329. real letters have curves #Serif
  330. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  331. is good idea yes
  332. I say: nuts to that!
  333. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  334. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  335. I've made a huge mistake
  336. Look at that fart propulsion
  337. Field Trip!
  338. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  339. #comfortfood
  340. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  341. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  342. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  343. Do I look like a penguin?
  344. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  345. the way of the future
  346. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  347. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  348. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  349. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  350. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  351. London
  352. My new tattoo
  353. Day 12: it's going well I think
  354. I just can't see the point anymore
  355. The choice is simple.
  356. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  357. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  358. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  359. #DrinkSaltwater
  360. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  361. This photo was taken from my iphone
  362. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  363. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  364. Mistakes were made.
  365. run little ghost, run!
  366. 8.5 hours later...
  367. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  368. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  369. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  370. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  371. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  372. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  373. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  374. This is how you get ants!
  375. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  376. big ben is going down.
  377. Where did this road come from?!?
  378. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  379. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  380. where to buy spanish ham ?
  381. We live in a golden age!
  382. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  383. you know, for kids
  384. Death star model 0.0.73
  385. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  386. about to die lol
  387. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  388. I just want to watch the world burn
  389. Perspective issues
  390. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  391. My new cat is awesome
  392. New means to help collect more evidence
  393. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  394. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  395. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  396. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  397. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  398. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  399. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  400. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  401. NO. JUST NO.
  402. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  403. their love was doomed from the start...
  404. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  405. The best brick joke possible.
  406. The dress is black and white!
  407. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  408. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  409. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  410. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  411. I'll catch it one day
  412. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  413. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  414. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  415. One year ago I looked like this
  416. [user was banned for this text]
  417. Now turn it upside-down
  418. engage!
  419. Me, before the topical ointment
  420. The building blocks of life
  421. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  422. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  423. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  424. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  425. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  426. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  427. best republican caucus ever!
  428. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  429. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  430. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  431. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  432. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  433. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  434. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  435. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  436. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  437. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  438. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  439. finally got that squid stache
  440. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  441. throwing epic shade!
  442. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  443. love it!
  444. Why do people do this?
  445. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  446. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  447. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  448. stipple slash of saturn
  449. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  450. #me #throwbackthursday
  451. that's me!
  452. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  453. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  454. This is a cat
  455. I blame supernasa
  456. Copernicus: The early years
  457. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  458. The time has come.
  459. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  460. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  461. April Fools!
  462. What? It's always that color.
  463. diy abortion
  464. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  465. bowTieght!
  466. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  467. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  468. Pants Optional
  469. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  470. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  471. I can has cheezburger?
  472. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  473. Universe man, Universe man...
  474. #bedhead
  475. this was my inspiration
  476. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  477. Maths are hard
  478. PostPostModern art
  479. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  480. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  481. My 7 picture is upside down
  482. I dream of death
  483. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  484. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  485. In my dreams I'm always strong
  486. When everything looks like a hammer
  487. This apple got a face on it dog
  488. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  489. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  490. To infinity and Birdyond!
  491. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  492. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  493. Deal with it
  494. I knew there would be side effects
  495. get your ass to mars
  496. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  497. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  498. Somewhere, this exists.
  499. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  500. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  501. This photo was taken from my basement
  502. bURMA sHAVE!
  503. no wonder the cat always sits here
  504. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  505. Oh here we go
  506. well, so much for the space program
  507. It is never safe.
  508. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  509. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  510. What are you, a dictionary?
  511. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  512. #twinsies
  513. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  514. and to think this is where it all started
  515. I just don't get recursion.
  516. intertial reference frame, activate!
  517. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  518. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  519. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  520. Sorry for the potato quality.
  521. We've got a problem
  522. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  523. kang, do i look good in this?
  524. Yeah... never gonna happen
  525. Bay-bae lolz
  526. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  527. This is a good idea
  528. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  529. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  530. That's not a nut!
  531. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  532. I'm a fighter!
  533. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  534. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  535. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
  536. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  537. #Compromise
  538. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  539. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  540. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  541. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  542. Had to settle for a beard
  543. One of those mornings...
  544. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  545. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  546. My baby is learning how to write!
  547. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  548. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  549. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  550. How many can there be?
  551. The prophecy was true!
  552. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  553. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  554. AUUUGH
  555. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  556. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  557. ack
  558. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  559. i love a good featureless white void
  560. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  561. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  562. Am I a Pokemon?
  563. Monday mornings
  564. The second mouse gets the cheese
  565. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  566. Myspace tom to ground control-
  567. Just one of those days
  568. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  569. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  570. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  571. They see me rolling, they hating
  572. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  573. haha oh my cat
  574. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
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