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# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
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# You'll never guess what happens next...
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# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
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# Wow. Just, Wow.
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# two great tastes that go great together
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# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
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# forgot to turn the oven off!
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# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
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# Tycoon Simulator 2015
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# damn tree!
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# I lost my wrist
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# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
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# super high intensity training at NORAD
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# Formal on top, party on the bottom
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# #justnasathings
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# my friend posing while a plane flies by
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# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
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# hello darkness my old friend
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# The HORROR!
 +
# Why do people do this?
 +
# I say: nuts to that!
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# New means to help collect more evidence
 +
# Had to settle for a beard
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# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
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# So, this happened.
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# What in the hell was I thinking ?
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# I found a three fingered kitten!
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# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
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# this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
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# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
 +
# The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
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# mYTH BUSTED!
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# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
 +
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
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# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
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# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
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# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
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# I put on my wizard robe and hat
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# #DrinkSaltwater
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# Not a fruit
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# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
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# me and all my friends
 +
# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
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# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
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# All flesh is grass
 +
# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
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# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
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# Come on party people, put your hands together
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# The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
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# is the eject button meant to do this?
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# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
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# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
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# New car flipping world record set
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# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
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# Said the duchess to the vicar.
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# Light traffic today.
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# Is this room 101?
 +
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
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# Oh bother not again
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# Unzipped sock
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# This is a cat
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# Eat my shorts
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# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
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# The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
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# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
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# Yeah... never gonna happen
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# No guitar without a sombrero
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# check out my new pet
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# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
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# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
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# SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
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# That sweater is so 2013
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# #Long_Exposure
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# I don't think this is working
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# Thanks!
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# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
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# You must be new here.
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# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
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# #nofilter
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# Today i am a Chinese clock
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# I never understood that part of the bibile
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# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
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# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
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# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
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# would you choose the microwave over this?
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# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
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# marvel universe howard the duck returns
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# I dream of death
 +
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
 +
# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
 +
# My hero
 +
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
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# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
 +
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
 +
# the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
 +
# in line at the dmv
 +
# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
 +
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
 +
# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
 +
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
 +
# This guy...
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# This is why I'm not an EMT
 +
# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
 +
# <3 hanging out with saruman
 +
# just cos()
 +
# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
 +
# Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
 +
# Mmm, Spider cake!
 +
# leapfrog, anyone?
 +
# welcome to the space jam
 +
# The Zebra was lying down
 +
# Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
 +
# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
 +
# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
 +
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
 +
# Magnified 10,000 times
 +
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 +
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 +
# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
 +
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
 +
# Threaten large birds... check.
 +
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
 +
# There's a third bump, growing fast
 +
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
 +
# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
 +
# Steve is realxing
 +
# A job so boring a bird could do it
 +
# Do you feline lucky, punk?
 +
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
 +
# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
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# 突っ込むところもねい！
 +
# Spaaaaaaaace!
 +
# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
 +
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
 +
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
 +
# The dark helps me see in the carrots
 +
# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
 +
# smiling is for optimists
 +
# my new duvet cover!
 +
# Do my feet look fat?
 +
# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
 +
# where should i put this cool new tatto?
 +
# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
 +
# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
 +
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
 +
# The time has come.
 +
# is good idea yes
 +
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
 +
# Pizza TIME
 +
# The next generation of crypto currencies
 +
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 +
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 +
# The best brick joke possible.
 +
# Don't have a cow, man
 +
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
 +
# This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
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# These cravings will never stop
 +
# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
 +
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
 +
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
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# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
 +
# Every day my damn cat makes this face
 +
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
 +
# I'd call this experiment a success.
 +
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
 +
# The solution to all life's problems
 +
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
 +
# toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
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# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
 +
# this one's over 15 kt bitches!
 +
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
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# SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
 +
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
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# emergency butter delivery
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# i'm now 75% more efficient
 +
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
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# i was gonna eat that
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# #bedhead
 +
# Me, before the topical ointment
 +
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
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# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
 +
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
 +
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 +
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
 +
# The unforgiving war on health
 +
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 +
# Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
 +
# take two, they are small
 +
# Allons-Y!
 +
# what to have for breakfast?
 +
# Why potato why?
 +
# back on tinder!
 +
# I broke cookie clicker...
 +
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 +
# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
 +
# Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
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# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
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# The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
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# too much right beef
 +
# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
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# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
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# look what i found underneath my pillow
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# take that atheists
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# Crocodile Pink Eye
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# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 +
# Things Lost in couch cushions
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# Here comes the sun, do do do do...
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# I knew there would be side effects
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# Nope nope nope nope nope
 +
# I broke the etch & sketch
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# Trees on a hill #nofilter
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# #vampiremirrorselfie
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# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
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# Aaaaaargh
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# That's gonna hurt on the way out
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# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
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# I think there's something here
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# Worst pokemon ever
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# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
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# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
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# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
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# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
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# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
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# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
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# Where did THAT come from?
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# We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
 +
# #toothproblems
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# You did what in my tuba?
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# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
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# This apple got a face on it dog
 +
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
 +
# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
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# #Donthate #Truelove
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# should i see a doctor about this?
 +
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
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# I blame supernasa
 +
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
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# That's just not very funny
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# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
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# oh I feel a yearning so bad
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# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
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# Rollerskating always was overrated
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# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
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# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
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# TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
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# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
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# First day of school.
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# Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
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# this was my inspiration
 +
# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
 +
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
 +
# Don't inhale!
 +
# My baby is learning how to write!
 +
# Like my new nails?
 +
# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
 +
# they said we couldn't play god
 +
# Praise robot jesus!  humans, convert and roll out!
 +
# Oh god is it still following me?
 +
# When you get a perfect score on your test
 +
# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
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# like my new haircut?
 +
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
 +
# Just Got A new camera phone!
 +
# Just one of those days
 +
# NICE MULTIPANTS
 +
# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
 +
# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
 +
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 +
# THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
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# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
 +
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
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# ack
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# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
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# Best. Funeral. Ever.
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# AGHHHHH
 +
# Is this real life?
 +
# He was never seen again
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# new phone who dis
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# hgghjg
 +
# Robert'); Drop Table students;--
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# bURMA sHAVE!
 +
# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
 +
# The Little Borg Prince
 +
# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
 +
# Universe man, Universe man...
 +
# Fancy
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# trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
 +
# no one ever suspected the shovel
 +
# That was when things started to get a little weird.
 +
# What, Me worry?
 +
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
 +
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 +
# Mentos and lava
 +
# cthulu caught me slipping
 +
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
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# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
 +
# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
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# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
 +
# The secret to infinite storage space
 +
# Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
 +
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
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# What could go wrong?
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# those weren't Altoids.
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# So long and thanks for all the fish!
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# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
 +
# i do the same thing at frat parties
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# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
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# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
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# Hoverboard to full power!
 +
# Goldilocks party!
 +
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
 +
# He nailed it!
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# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
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# This photo was taken from my basement
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# when you see it...
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# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
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# #Toobigtofall
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# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
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# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
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# Perspective issues
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# I'm lost without your love, baby
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# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
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# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
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# peeling back the pages of history
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# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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# lol, no i didn't jump
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# get your ass to mars
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# YES
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# The building blocks of life
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# Cruise Kingdom
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# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
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# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
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# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
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# Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
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# PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
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# FUCK NOT AGAIN
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# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 +
# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
 +
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
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# this is just a tribute #thed
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# I got the job!
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# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
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# rm -rf /
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# I just can't see the point anymore
 +
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
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# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
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# #Nailpolish
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# Stop stalin and make up your mind
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# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
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# To get to the other tree and leaf!
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# welcome to Argentina
 +
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
 +
# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
 +
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
 +
# Self Portrait: Complete.
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# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
 +
# nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
 +
# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
 +
# The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
 +
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 +
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
 +
# whoops GPS error
 +
# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
 +
# the charge of the light brigade
 +
# prototype soccer ball
 +
# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
 +
# every breath you take, every move you make
 +
# I wonder what will this lead to...
 +
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
 +
# Houston, we are the problem
 +
# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
 +
# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
 +
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
 +
# My new tattoo
 +
# Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
 +
# reverse et
 +
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 +
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
 +
# Soon. Soon...
 +
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
 +
# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
 +
# Ce n'est pas un canard
 +
# "I am So. Much. More."
 +
# bit nosy, aren't you?
 +
# my wonderful dad!
 +
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 +
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
 +
# #notallmen
 +
# This is exactly what you think it is
 +
# The view outside of my airplane window.
 +
# Just another day in paradise
 +
# Mistakes were made.
 +
# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
 +
# go home elephant you are drunk
 +
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 +
# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
 +
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 +
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
 +
# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
 +
# My gout's acting up again
 +
# now you're hungry too.
 +
# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
 +
# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
 +
# parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
 +
# Starbucks <3 <3 <3
 +
# The infamous Snow-muon.
 +
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
 +
# The Moon Will Eat What it will
 +
# Got your nose!
 +
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
 +
# Field Trip!
 +
# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
 +
# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
 +
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
 +
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
 +
# I lost my wits
 +
# Oy, my giblets!
 +
# Oh no! Not Again.
 +
# Me llamo t-bone
 +
# [user was banned for this text]
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# Oh no! Not again.
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# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 +
# Black box recorder
 +
# Oh No! Not again!
 +
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
 +
# The side of my car. #roadrage
 +
# One year ago I looked like this
 +
# Copernicus: The early years
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# about to die lol
 +
# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
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# i need to do my laundry more often.
 +
# using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
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# I don't know
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# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
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# my new boss
 +
# i don't remember this scene form star wars
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 +
# WARRRBLGARBL
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# apple's new offering: iscream
 +
# Larry asked me to be his wingman
 +
# Any hatchlings in here?
 +
# Bazookateer crossing
 +
# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
 +
# caught the sunset tonight at midday
 +
# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
 +
# this guy keeps following me
 +
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
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# >< ))*>
 +
# the way of the future
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# Maths are hard
 +
# Sometimes all you can do is wait
 +
# #saturday #memories #beautiful
 +
# passed another hitch hiker
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# and then there were nine
 +
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 +
# Look out!
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# I 'M out of the acorn
 +
# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
 +
# Cant explain that
 +
# Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
 +
# come on, put on the slippers.
 +
# I don't think I really understand what this is.
 +
# Fulfilling western ideals!
 +
# How did the mars rover get here?
 +
# The horrors of war
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 +
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
 +
# This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
 +
# London
 +
# The ents met the triffids
 +
# #delfie
 +
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 +
# Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
 +
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 +
# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
 +
# SIDE GOER 4
 +
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
 +
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
 +
# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
 +
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
 +
# #flavorbomb
 +
# #Hopeicanfly
 +
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
 +
# No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
 +
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 +
# Deal with it
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
 +
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 +
# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER  SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.  4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
 +
# Nothing new under the sun
 +
# worst horse ever :(
 +
# look what happened to my satellite
 +
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
 +
# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
 +
# Parlez vous Francais?
 +
# "...The Aristocrats."
 +
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
 +
# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
 +
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
 +
# truly, i am euphoric
 +
# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
 +
# This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
 +
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
 +
# I'll catch it one day
 +
# I can has cheezburger?
 +
# The designers of this camera literally nailed it
 +
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
 +
# ha ha ha... no.
 +
# The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
 +
# Day 12: it's going well I think
 +
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
 +
# #livefeed #colonoscopy
 +
# The Captain Crunch Kraken
 +
# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
 +
# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
 +
# True Self-Control
 +
# I should really separate those
 +
# I loled my head off!!!
 +
# the floor is made of lava. send help.
 +
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
 +
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 +
# tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
 +
# No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
 +
# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
 +
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 +
# Dude, I can totally catch this!
 +
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
 +
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
 +
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
 +
# This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
 +
# stipple slash of saturn
 +
# OH MY GOD A HORSE
 +
# you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
 +
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
 +
# NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
 +
# i pushed this.  was that bad?
 +
# kang, do i look good in this?
 +
# photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
 +
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 +
# Da_FEELS###!
 +
# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
 +
# just another cat video
 +
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 +
# it's in a good part of town
 +
# The cat brought in another bird.
 +
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 +
# I don't want to set the world on fire
 +
# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
 +
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 +
# My tastes are very... singular
 +
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 +
# Use the force responsibly.
 +
# their love was doomed from the start...
 +
# Another one bites the dust
 +
# Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
 +
# Check out my new sonic oc!
 +
# Spiders. Nope.
 +
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
 +
# Apparently it's a thing now...
 +
# I  think I need new glasses.
 +
# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
 +
# the only people for me are the mad ones
 +
# Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
 +
# CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
 +
# The birds found the hobbit hole
 +
# finally got that squid stache
 +
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 +
# Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
 +
# Cakephants are my new friends
 +
# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
 +
# Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
 +
# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
 +
# Fire can sometimes be hot?
 +
# The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
 +
# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
 +
# I was late
 +
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
 +
# I can take photos with my teeth!
 +
# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
 +
# well, so much for the space program
 +
# and to think this is where it all started
 +
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 +
# The choice is simple.
 +
# Penguins are people too #equality
 +
# Captain obvious strikes again
 +
# Selfie #Nofilter
 +
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
 +
# i think i need to get out more.
 +
# Best Halloween costume yet!
 +
# mario Kart is harder in real life
 +
# My clothes need a wash...
 +
# such lambda
 +
# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
 +
# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
 +
# #notamodel #nofilter
 +
# Pentagonal head?  That's nuts!!!  *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
 +
# are you sure this is a commandline?
 +
# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
 +
# run little ghost, run!
 +
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 +
# Do I look like a penguin?
 +
# Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
 +
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 +
# An eight-stringed octopus?
 +
# Does this look like pink eye to you?
 +
# it was an odd place to find a stop sign
 +
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
 +
# Dude, where's my car?
 +
# Picking mushrooms
 +
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
 +
# #nomakeup #natural
 +
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
 +
# Not Again :(
 +
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
 +
# Weeeee!!!
 +
# everyday i'm shoveling
 +
# It's not a good part of town
 +
# I just don't get recursion.
 +
# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
 +
# That's not a nut!
 +
# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
 +
# What has science done?!
 +
# I can't believe it's not cake batter
 +
# my new toaster has some strange attachments
 +
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
 +
# The newest Olympic sport
 +
# I told you to keep the raptors secure
 +
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
 +
# This explains everything
 +
# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
 +
# Picasso's illegitimate child...
 +
# One of the less popular Transformers.
 +
# My cat barfed this out
 +
# #CATSANDBIRDS
 +
# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
 +
# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
 +
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
 +
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 +
# photo proof for you skeptics out there
 +
# THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
 +
# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
 +
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 +
# Oops.
 +
# everything makes sense now
 +
# SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
 +
# night sledding deserves a quiet night
 +
# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
 +
# i hate it when this happens
 +
# Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
 +
# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
 +
# Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
 +
# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
 +
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 +
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
 +
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
 +
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
 +
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
 +
# oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS  COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
 +
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
 +
# I've made a huge mistake
 +
# GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
 +
# a spherical cow
 +
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
 +
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
 +
# big ben is going down.
 +
# It was the rational response
 +
# New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
 +
# THAT'S NO MOON
 +
# Click to show secret text
 +
# My nose will grow now.
 +
# New false color imagery from mars curiousity
 +
# no wonder the cat always sits here
 +
# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
 +
# #drbalanced
 +
# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
 +
# We can't do it, the moon is in the way
 +
# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
 +
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 +
# This photo was taken from my iphone
 +
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
 +
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 +
# What could possibly go wrong™?
 +
# that's me!
 +
# clever girl.....
 +
# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
 +
# stay away from my eggcorns
 +
# I'm a fighter!
 +
# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
 +
# The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
 +
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
 +
# Oh God! It's happening again!
 +
# void main() { fork; }
 +
# Visual representation of Dubstep
 +
# First time posting, please be nice
 +
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 +
# Something seems to be wrong with my car
 +
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
 +
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
 +
# my taco face
 +
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# Eating my breakfast!
 +
# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
 +
# Time to reap the whirlwind!
 +
# First post, be friendly
 +
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
 +
# Minister!  We're running out of time.
 +
# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
 +
# #Photobomb
 +
# they said be careful, we said yolo
 +
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
 +
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 +
# I'm ready!
 +
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 +
# What? It's always that color.
 +
# We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
 +
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
 +
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
 +
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 +
# cthulu wants what cthulu wants
 +
# Big bowl of star-flakes
 +
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
 +
# Too many quixotes, not enough giants
 +
# The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
 +
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
 +
# No wants to hear me talk about my cat
 +
# help wanted. inquire within.
 +
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
 +
# How many can there be?
 +
# I CHOOSE YOU!
 +
# Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
 +
# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
 +
# We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
 +
# that's one nasty burn!
 +
# Dominos delivers!
 +
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 +
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
 +
# #BROKEN
 +
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
 +
# Where do I plug this in?
 +
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
 +
# The last person to be surprised by a selfie
 +
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
 +
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
 +
# Zeus takes his revenge
 +
# My new cat is awesome
 +
# sarlac ball-pit!!!
 +
# First screenshot of portal 3 !!
 +
# Aww, honey, don't cry...
 +
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 +
# This is a good idea
 +
# I don't think that's supposed to go there...
 +
# turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
 +
# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
 +
# My house is my castle
 +
# I just bought this
 +
# This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
 +
# My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
 +
# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
 +
# omfg, space bugs
 +
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
 +
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
 +
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
 +
# I used to be like... but then i was all...
 +
# monkey movember
 +
# Why are there ants on my face?!
 +
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 +
# wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
 +
# Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
 +
# bowTieght!
 +
# diy abortion
 +
# Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
 +
# #nomakeup #justnatural
 +
# Am I a Pokemon?
 +
# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
 +
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
 +
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
 +
# #comfortfood
 +
# best republican caucus ever!
 +
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 +
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
 +
# OMG Becky look at her butt
 +
# #giganticflower #headshot
 +
# Magnificent as fuck
 +
# #DANGERZONE
 +
# my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
 +
# australia is not NZ!
 +
# Nasa is fully funded
 +
# An unsuccessful bike design...
 +
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
 +
# Why do dogs like this?
 +
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
 +
# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
 +
# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
 +
# I found it!!!!!!!
 +
# look ma, no hands!
 +
# The second mouse gets the cheese
 +
# Is this too cheesy?
 +
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 +
# Quite.
 +
# New amazon product
 +
# It's a cat ass trophy
 +
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
 +
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
 +
# haha oh my cat
 +
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
 +
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 +
# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 +
# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
 +
# i'll never get tired of this.
 +
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 +
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
 +
# New haircut!
 +
# ksp mission success
 +
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
 +
# Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
 +
# Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
 +
# The moon landing was a lie
 +
# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
 +
# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
 +
# So, it has come to this...
 +
# Zoidgebra 101
 +
# The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
 +
# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
 +
# Selfie in the morning
 +
# my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
 +
# The dress is black and white!
 +
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 +
# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
 +
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
 +
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
 +
# Somewhere, this exists.
 +
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 +
# 3 year olds first lego experience
 +
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 +
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 +
# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
 +
# real letters have curves #Serif
 +
# Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
 +
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
 +
# If you've got a moustache...
 +
# Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
 +
# results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
 +
# Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
 +
# #onering #fuckhobbits
 +
# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
 +
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
 +
# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
 +
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
 +
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
 +
# I like this picture
 +
# only 90s kids will get this!
 +
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
 +
# the dark side of the moon, amirite?
 +
# Antimater Universe wants a hug.
 +
# #lifehacks
 +
# Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
 +
# This is why we can't have good things
 +
# MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
 +
# Bay-bae lolz
 +
# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
 +
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
 +
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
 +
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
 +
# research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
 +
# Banana invasion in progress
 +
# How does this work again?
 +
# Why did it have to end this Way?
 +
# This photo mooves me
 +
# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
 +
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
 +
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 +
# omg too much chiplote
 +
# oh look, a penny
 +
# Mari-OH
 +
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 +
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 +
# I think I can... I think I can
 +
# and suddenly, popcorn
 +
# PARKOUR IN ACTION
 +
# look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
 +
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
 +
# This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
 +
# it's pretty dark in this box
 +
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
 +
# Burnination? Huh?
 +
# Death star model 0.0.73
 +
# Where did this road come from?!?
 +
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 +
# I has a sad
 +
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
 +
# It's a Finger trap
 +
# I forgot to get a plane
 +
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
 +
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
 +
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 +
# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
 +
# My parents took away my phone privileges
 +
# furrowed mustache
 +
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
 +
# Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
 +
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
 +
# Screw it, here's a cat pic
 +
# RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
 +
# That's not a chicken
 +
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
 +
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
 +
# My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
 +
# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
 +
# Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
 +
# i love a good featureless white void
 +
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
 +
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all
 +
# father & daughter re-unite!
 +
# That's too much, man!
 +
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
 +
# 💩
 +
# feeding my pet
 +
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 +
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
 +
# #hoax
 +
# crawling and texting #badcombination
 +
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
 +
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
 +
# NUTS!
 +
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
 +
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
 +
# best day evar!!!!
 +
# ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
 +
# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
 +
# there snow such thing as global warming
 +
# wake up sheeple!
 +
# Well, now this is a thing.
 +
# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
 +
# Goodnight moon
 +
# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
 +
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
 +
# No more sorrow!
 +
# I've been robbed!
 +
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher
 +
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
 +
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 +
# Do the Harlem Shake
 +
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 +
# too much lens flare?
 +
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
 +
# Click "Like" when you see it!
 +
# April Fools!
 +
# flying car - it is now officially the future
 +
# No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
 +
# Why?
 +
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
 +
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 +
# When everything looks like a hammer
 +
# TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
 +
# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
 +
# this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
 +
# Top of the world
 +
# intertial reference frame, activate!
 +
# Moses lied to me.
 +
# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
 +
# The evolution of fun
 +
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
 +
# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
 +
# I can walk on my hands
 +
# Let's have a blinking contest
 +
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 +
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 +
# No lie, this is delicious
 +
# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
 +
# Black begins and wins.
 +
# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
 +
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
 +
# Sun deflation: optimal
 +
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 +
# Oh, Canada...
 +
# no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
 +
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 +
# One of these things doesn't belong.
 +
# SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
 +
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
 +
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 +
# IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
 +
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 +
# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
 +
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 +
# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
 +
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 +
# Do my feet smell?
 +
# Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
 +
# #twinsies
 +
# really not how I thought I would die
 +
# This elevator has no 'down'!
 +
# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
 +
# Rock, paper, FACE
 +
# We live in a golden age!
 +
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 +
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 +
# inner city air conditioning
 +
# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
 +
# What is your Pony Personality?
 +
# New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
 +
# #satellite #navigation
 +
# Wait for it...
 +
# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
 +
# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
 +
# Thanks Obama!
 +
# married a cat
 +
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 +
# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
 +
# NO. JUST NO.
 +
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
 +
# moo!
 +
# #me #throwbackthursday
 +
# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
 +
# Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
 +
# who do you think I am?
 +
# OMG! Kittens!
 +
# Damn, two o'clock already?
 +
# Hat in the cat strike back!
 +
# just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
 +
# ?????????????
 +
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
 +
# #hashtag
 +
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 +
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
 +
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
 +
# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
 +
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
 +
# quack quack, motherflipper
 +
# Just some home decorating
 +
# The French space program
 +
# you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
 +
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
 +
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
 +
# SPAAAAAAAAcE
 +
# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
 +
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 +
# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
 +
# He did say it was edible
 +
# What a beautiful time to be alive!
 +
# is that a war walrus?
 +
# step one: cut a hole in the box
 +
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 +
# Robots in much better disguise
 +
# Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
 +
# Please send help.
 +
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 +
# Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
 +
# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
 +
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
 +
# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
 +
# this didn't last long.
 +
# My new haircut!
 +
# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
 +
# Spring has sprang
 +
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 +
# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
 +
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
 +
# still better than last year in ottawa
 +
# He left me! :ccc
 +
# ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
 +
# Always get a full nights rest
 +
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
 +
# Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
 +
# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
 +
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
 +
# The strangest thing subway ever gave me
 +
# 8.5 hours later...
 +
# Look at me jumping!
 +
# they dont need us anymore
 +
# TANSTAAFL... Mostly
 +
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
 +
# Proof: loch ness monster.
 +
# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
 +
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 +
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 +
# Life on the moon.
 +
# Oh no, it's the moon
 +
# New headcanon:
 +
# WTF!?
 +
# I forgot to turn the tap off lol
 +
# where do all the cheetos go
 +
# the event horizon returned
 +
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
 +
# Wow, did you see that??!!
 +
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
 +
# Job interview today.
 +
# BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
 +
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
 +
# This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
 +
# why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
 +
# All my selfies be like
 +
# last march of the ents
 +
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 +
# Triumph. Pure triumph.
 +
# What are pixels?
 +
# Obama pardons Santa claus
 +
# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
 +
# To infinity and Birdyond!
 +
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
 +
# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
 +
# My dad in the army
 +
# Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
 +
# This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
 +
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
 +
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 +
# there is none of this left in the men's room #help
 +
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
 +
# taken from earth orbit
 +
# Burrito night
 +
# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
 +
# #duckface
 +
# Now turn it upside-down
 +
# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
 +
# In my dreams I'm always strong
 +
# Fnnnaarrrrr!
 +
# They see me rolling, they hating
 +
# This is what happiness looks like
 +
# A window into my soul
 +
# That was one hell of a party last night.
 +
# capes are in fashion
 +
# i just want to do existential things with my friends
 +
# Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
 +
# The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
 +
# So...Magnets, right?
 +
# What are you, a dictionary?
 +
# Woops, miscounted. sorry.
 +
# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
 +
# Is there really any point? FML
 +
# big data strikes back
 +
# watch me become the next favorite kardashian
 +
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
 +
# Wait, you can see that too
 +
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
 +
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
 +
# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
 +
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
 +
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
 +
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
 +
# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
 +
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
 +
# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
 +
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 +
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
 +
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 +
# you know, for kids
 +
# I solved the debt crisis!
 +
# Best map projection ever
 +
# The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
 +
# My 7 picture is upside down
 +
# look at me, i'm from England!
 +
# So thats What Jesus did
 +
# Never gonna give you up...
 +
# i'm just surprised it took this long.
 +
# the rest is darkness and decay
 +
# #illuminati
 +
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 +
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 +
# #fallingfromorbit
 +
# The taste stays with you forever
 +
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 +
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 +
# It is never safe.
 +
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 +
# I am a beautiful person.
 +
# school's out!
 +
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 +
# love it!
 +
# reverse microwave oven
 +
# check out my usb sword!
 +
# I knew I nailed it!
 +
# My Hobby: freaking people out
 +
# share and enjoy
 +
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 +
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
 +
# Beyond Level 256...
 +
# This is what i had for breakfast
 +
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 +
# Ramen is squishy and soft
 +
# Who stepped on my pop tart?
 +
# WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
 +
# Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
 +
# This is how you get ants!
 +
# Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
 +
# Are you kidding me?
 +
# Foiled again by the bell curve
 +
# Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
 +
# found this on google maps earlier.
 +
# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
 +
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
 +
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
 +
# My selfie stick broke.
 +
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 +
# I thought of it, and it happened
 +
# the Uk space agency is making britain proud
 +
# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
 +
# nobody knows the trouble i've seen
 +
# It's the little things
 +
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
 +
# Man, it's windy
 +
# this plot is odd.
 +
# My server cooling system.
 +
# Who came first?
 +
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 +
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
 +
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 +
# The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
 +
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 +
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
 +
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
 +
# Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
 +
# Is it really today, already?
 +
# amazons newest delivery method
 +
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
 +
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
 +
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
 +
# New Super Mario bros in real life!
 +
# Travel the length of these massive bison
 +
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 +
# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
 +
# Oh here we go
 +
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
 +
# Monday mornings
 +
# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
 +
# When pandas have nightmares
 +
# Do I look fat in this photo?
 +
# #caturday
 +
# Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
 +
# my cat is sick
 +
# Finally here!
 +
# Pants Optional
 +
# is this just a fantasy?
 +
# We are not men. we are devo.
 +
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
 +
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
 +
# ever get the feeling you're being watched?
 +
# Not as healthy as it looks
 +
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 +
# for you
 +
# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
 +
# The vlog was better than the movie
 +
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
 +
# who sent me a bobcat?
 +
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 +
# cest ne pas un pipe
 +
# today's to do list
 +
# so, scientology...
 +
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 +
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
 +
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 +
# Notice anything different?
 +
# i wonder why you left me here.
 +
# Muahahahahahah
 +
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
 +
# If you're brave enough...
 +
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
 +
# Minimalist cat
 +
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 +
# Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
 +
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
 +
# I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
 +
# we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
 +
# Love is creepy
 +
# FML
 +
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
 +
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
 +
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
 +
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 +
# wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
 +
# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
 +
# i've never felt so alone.
 +
# Look at my dollar coin
 +
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
 +
# THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
 +
# The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
 +
# Angry sofa is angry.
 +
# sad cow is sad
 +
# A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
 +
# Oh shit, not again.
 +
# How did I get here?
 +
# To the victor go the spoils.
 +
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 +
# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
 +
# Worth it for the karma.
 +
# Asteroids hate him!
 +
# The knids are hungry
 +
# this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
 +
# The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
 +
# throwing epic shade!
 +
# SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
 +
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
 +
# Would you like to play a game?
 +
# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
 +
# Dryads. that is all.
 +
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
 +
# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
 +
# Look at my new blue dress!
 +
# Just a little more to the right
 +
# I got this in the mail today
 +
# No regrets on this new roofing material
 +
# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
 +
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
 +
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 +
# mmm...vegemite...
 +
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
 +
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
 +
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
 +
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 +
# the game begins...
 +
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
 +
# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
 +
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
 +
# the saddest moment of my childhood
 +
# i can't form the words to describe such beauty
 +
# This needs a motivational text
 +
# just playing with my pet
 +
# The prophecy was true!
 +
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
 +
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
 +
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 +
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
 +
# Look at that fart propulsion
 +
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 +
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
 +
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
 +
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
 +
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 +
# We've got a problem
 +
# Existance is an illusion
 +
# PostPostModern art
 +
# in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
 +
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# Fucking CAKE
 +
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 +
# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
 +
# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
 +
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
 +
# Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
 +
# #selfie #imatree #thuglife
 +
# I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
 +
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
 +
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 +
# Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
 +
# There goes the neighborhood...
 +
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 +
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
 +
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
 +
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
 +
# Have fun stormin' da castle.
 +
# You are not a good person
 +
# Pintsize what are you doing?!
 +
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 +
# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
 +
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
 +
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
 +
# I don't get it either.
 +
# Jesus Wept
 +
# Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
 +
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
 +
# #DARE to #DREAM
 +
# Park and ride
 +
# Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
 +
# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
 +
# in theathers, close to you
 +
# Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
 +
# Whale Selfie!
 +
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
 +
# I hate this channel
 +
# *Tips fedora*
 +
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 +
# as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
 +
# I still say it looks White and Gold!
 +
# Weather's Crazy today
 +
# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
 +
# High Bro, five.
 +
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 +
# Lack of cucumbers
 +
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
 +
# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
 +
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 +
# look at my new dog!
 +
# This is twitter, right? #confused
 +
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
 +
# AUUUGH
 +
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 +
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 +
# Myspace tom to ground control- 
 +
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 +
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 +
# someone take this banana off my face
 +
# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
 +
# dOG SHAMING
 +
# We didn't start the fire
 +
# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
 +
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
 +
# HODOR!
 +
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 +
# I'm a Real Boy!
 +
# Need a Haircut
 +
# gotta take big ben down a peg
 +
# See a carrot deflate a pool ball
 +
# BANANANANANANANANANA
 +
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
 +
# we sail the ocean orange
 +
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
 +
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
 +
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 +
# I fought the law. They won
 +
# does my ass look big in this?
 +
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
 +
# I thought it would be bigger
 +
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
 +
# #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
 +
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
 +
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
 +
# ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
 +
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 +
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
 +
# #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
 +
# Christ, what an asshole.
 +
# rofl
 +
# Alan?
 +
# USB SUX
 +
# pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
 +
# Exes, am I right?
 +
# They're all watching me
 +
# My halloween costume
 +
# i've made a huge mistake
 +
# Making a selfie.
 +
# #imnotracistbut
 +
# Gotta catch em all.
 +
# Wait ... what? I don't even...
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
 +
# #bornthisway
 +
# the hills have eyes
 +
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
 +
# sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
 +
# I love star wars!
 +
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 +
# Sorry for the potato quality.
 +
# Legal Issues
 +
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 +
# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
 +
# PSA:  If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
 +
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
 +
# oh no you didn't
 +
# introducing the yolo distribution
 +
# I have tasted many fish
 +
# I don't regret pressing the button
 +
# stay out of my house, santa
 +
# I just want to watch the world burn
 +
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 +
# See it again in slo mo
 +
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
 +
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 +
# Why should squirrel learn baseball
 +
# Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
 +
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
 +
# I will take that one please
 +
# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
 +
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
 +
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
 +
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 +
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 +
# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
 +
# How is this still a thing?
 +
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
 +
# my cat got into the *other* catnip
 +
# #this_is_sparta
 +
# That is one dapper bird.
 +
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 +
# this was in the bible
 +
# it's not what you think
 +
# the dog scanned my homework
 +
# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
 +
# Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
 +
# FENTON!!! FENTON!
 +
# Great ScotT!
 +
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
 +
# How did I get here?!?
 +
# cowabunga dude
 +
# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
 +
# photobombed again
 +
# #stublife
 +
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
 +
# Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
 +
# #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
 +
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 +
# #parsnipandoldlace
 +
# I'm never going on chatroulette again
 +
# My hobby: photography
 +
# There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
 +
# i am wearing a bolo tie
 +
# DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
 +
# it all fits together, guys!
 +
# the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
 +
# sorry dad
 +
# I think this is the wrong python script
 +
# This is how we celebrate easter usually
 +
# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
 +
# i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
 +
# Pac-man's missing piece
 +
# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
 +
# Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
 +
# Where are the three sea shells?
 +
# Target Found.
 +
# This caught my eye
 +
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 +
# they're all dead, dave.
 +
# This is symbolic.
 +
# i have a bad feeling about this.
 +
# oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
 +
# what if it's a ghost pepper?
 +
# actually, around here we itemize our taxes
 +
# Prius Love
 +
# The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
 +
# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
 +
# Ow.
 +
# This is just like my 5th birthday party.
 +
# The Dissolution of Parliament.
 +
# where to buy spanish ham ?
 +
# Vegans gonna hate
 +
# watching dune on shrooms
 +
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
 +
# Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
 +
# Nutritionists hate this simple trick
 +
# ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
 +
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
 +
# Is that a new pokemon?
 +
# leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
 +
# Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
 +
# Press 'continue' to abort.
 +
# I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
 +
# Down time
 +
# This was the most unkindest cut of all
 +
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
 +
# Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
 +
# we have the technology.
 +
# how do i turn this off?
 +
# damned ninjas
 +
# is it midnight yet?
 +
# They're watching us.
 +
# HELP I'M just a pheasant
 +
# #Compromise
 +
# OMG I cannot even
 +
# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
 +
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 +
# Initiate evasive maneuver!
 +
# cowabunga, dudes!
 +
# how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
 +
# This is no cave
 +
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
 +
# First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
 +
# I'd tap dat.
 +
# 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
 +
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 +
# One of those mornings...
 +
# yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
 +
# Yes, I followed the instructions!
 +
# Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
 +
# breakfast in 'merica
 +
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
 +
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
 +
# it makes sense if you think about it
 +
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
 +
# the new usb feels like a step backward
 +
# Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
 +
# I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
 +
# curiosity fed the cat
 +
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
 +
# We've given up trying to justify this.
 +
# this is not what i meant it to be
 +
# Max gentleman
 +
# awkward! . . .
 +
# He's been there for three days
 +
# Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
 +
# As you can see It's windy out here
 +
# This is still what I had for breakfast
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 +
# Macklemore concert was awesome!
 +
# These aren't my sandwiches
 +
# When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
 +
# Go purr yourself!
 +
# Everything truly IS awesome!
 +
# I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
 +
# The last thing you see before you die
 +
# Man in the Moon slumming
 +
# you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
 +
# This explains it all
 +
# rodeo!!
 +
# Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
 +
# this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
 +
# Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
 +
# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
 +
# The magic smoke escaped :(
 +
# Does this look infected?
 +
# Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
 +
# Daylight spending time!
 +
# Sarlac ball pit!
 +
# my lasik didn't go so well.
 +
# Well, this is a puzzling development.
 +
# conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
 +
# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
 +
# is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
 +
# It seemed better in my head
 +
# The moon looks weird today
 +
# duckface is the new radians
 +
# I lost my tooth
 +
# new drupal logo
 +
# Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
 +
# "Bake him away, toys"
 +
# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
 +
# I have never been happy
 +
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 +
# I believe in an afterbirth.
 +
# well, this really puts things in perspective.
 +
# i invented a thing
 +
# The signal came from this sector
 +
# I sentence you to deliciousness!
 +
# hobbitses
 +
# That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
 +
# Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
 +
# unhappy in space
 +
# Cat tax paid
 +
# it's like rain on your wedding day!
 +
# I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
 +
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
 +
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
 +
# My cat is cuter than yours.
 +
# Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
 +
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
 +
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 +
# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
 +
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
 +
# Found this mushroom, thought of you
 +
# it's fun to do bad things
 +
# As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
 +
# Ikea art
 +
# 4 8 15 16 23 42
 +
# I wonder if it will be friends with me
 +
# New boyfriend.  Don't know why my parents don't like him?
 +
# Happy Birthday!
 +
# always darekst before the dawn
 +
# Holy Meals on Wheels
 +
# IS there something in my nose?  #Nofilter
 +
# Belgium
 +
# International relationships are getting worse
 +
# in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
 +
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 +
# This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
 +
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 +
# What's this thing here in the bathroom?
 +
# Only 90s kids will remember
 +
# i'm being ironic
 +
# YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
 +
# i don't have time for this!
 +
# Flat file viewing
 +
# how do I take photos with this?
 +
# I'd tap that
 +
# picture of my boyfriend
 +
# still, i think it was a good idea
 +
# Do you have a lighter?
 +
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 +
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
 +
# My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
 +
# for science!
 +
# #lolcats
 +
# welcome to the internet
 +
# DuckDuckGoes!
 +
# engage!
 +
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
 +
# nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
 +
# Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
 +
# Life outside the matrix
 +
# But I wanted to see the roof...  #FirstWorldProblems
 +
# You want to  know how i got these scars?
 +
# Ayyyy LMAO!
 +
# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
 +
# #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
 +
# #sudowoodoproblems
 +
# Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
 +
# Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
 +
# the oceans are made of sky tears
 +
# he is so cool
 +
# #rememberthetitans
 +
# funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
 +
# Has science gone too far?
 +
# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
 +
# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                            I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
 +
# searching for brain, found this instead
 +
# why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
 +
# Talking to my fans...
 +
# where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
 +
# When in doubt, just blow on it!
 +
# #newhipsterbike
 +
# This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
 +
# Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
 +
# Space from my window
 +
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
 +
# Flying fish had no affect on it
 +
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
 +
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
 +
# Evolution of puzzles
 +
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
 +
# van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
 +
# I got a new geigerteller
 +
# we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
 +
# I'm a wizard!
 +
# My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
 +
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
 +
# Nom nom nom
 +
# it's bicycles all the way down
 +
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
 +
# MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
 +
# Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
 +
# It's smaller on the outside
 +
# Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
 +
# This squirrel really knows how to cook
 +
# File not found ... creating fake file...
 +
# hello you're on car talk
 +
# my toothache has got worse recently
 +
# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
 +
# Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
 +
# Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
 +
# Finally, new tires
 +
# So... those were real
 +
# Big Bird, An orwellian Short
 +
# only 90 kids will remember this.
 +
# Solo Thumbwar
 +
# Just hangin' around
 +
# check out my new sauron fanfic
 +
# Is there a bee on my nose?
 +
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
 +
# i broke it
 +
# SOmething went wrong while shaving...
 +
# Before his untimely death.
 +
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
 +
# Massive orgy reaches climax
 +
# terminal velocity is a myth
 +
# I find this picture reflects my soul.
 +
# #GOD
 +
# I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
 +
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 +
# what a bummer
 +
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
 +
# Hoping this makes it past customs
 +
# Waiting on hold with the insurance company
 +
# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
 +
# crenellate good times, c'Mon!
 +
# Open wide!
 +
# Life is a matter of perspective, really.
 +
# THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
 +
# Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
 +
# This will make sense if you look at it upside down
 +
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 +
# How's My new haircut?
 +
# I mistook myself for a bird
 +
# Visited mom today
 +
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
 +
# new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
 +
# I only wanted a cheeseburger
 +
# could anyone help me find my contacts?
 +
# Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
 +
# I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
 +
# ...monsters from the id...
 +
# ▒☺▒
 +
# OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
 +
# gone fishing
 +
# play it cool
 +
# we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
 +
# my euler circuit is alive!
 +
# #gps be like
 +
# #720_no_scope
 +
# Hey! My cloaca is down here!
 +
# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
 +
# Dawn of the Bread
 +
# #blessed
 +
# Wake up, sheeple.
 +
# And so the hunt begins!
 +
# good old troubleshootin'
 +
# don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
 +
# Amirite??
 +
# they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
 +
# Tamper-Proof
 +
# Have fun in the Alps lol
 +
# And the least of the five evils is....
 +
# This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
 +
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
 +
# My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
 +
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
 +
# kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
 +
# 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
 +
# I've discovered a new clean-power source
 +
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
 +
# I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
 +
# My first selfie!
 
# "...The Aristocrats."
 
# "...The Aristocrats."
 
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
 
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"

Revision as of 18:52, 4 April 2015

Status

Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(

Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

feed: Array {
id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c
img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
kind: "post"
poster: "Frances51"
profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
}
prompt {
reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
captions: Array (of strings)
text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
album: Array (of img_id strings)
}

Prompt varies between:

  • img_id and captions array
  • text and album array

Script

xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons  :[],
	prompt_posters  :[],
	prompt_text     :[],
	prompt_captions :[],
	feed_posters    :[],
	feed_text       :[]
}

function check(field, value) {
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
	}
}
function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);			
		}

	});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

current unprocessed totals:

  • feed_posters: Array[205]
  • feed_text: Array[1630]
  • prompt_captions: Array[1675]
  • prompt_posters: Array[203]
  • prompt_reasons: Array[107]
  • prompt_text: Array[731]

The script is finding fewer and fewer new items, but it is still running after 30 hours since last restart.

prompt_reasons

The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
  1. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  2. <%= reason %>
  3. aol window in front of netscape window
  4. a user's middle name was </html>
  5. Baby ur much 2 fast
  6. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  7. butter didn't suit the works
  8. butter overflow
  9. butter to text interface not found
  10. butter underrun
  11. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  12. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  13. cat-like typing detected
  14. confirmation BIOS
  15. could not evade skifree yeti
  16. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  17. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  18. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  19. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  20. data too big
  21. Dave's not registered, man
  22. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  23. dictionary too stiff to read
  24. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  25. ERR:INVALID DIM
  26. error
  27. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  28. error: operation completed successfully
  29. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  30. ethics in journalism
  31. eyelash! eyelash!
  32. files fell out
  33. files overwritten with more interesting content
  34. firewall caught fire
  35. floating point unit no longer afloat
  36. food problematic
  37. friday squid blogging
  38. general uncertainty
  39. GSM filter change required
  40. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
  41. hard drive oil depleted
  42. helvetica scenario
  43. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  44. HTTP 418
  45. http is down
  46. hung up prematurely
  47. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  48. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  49. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  50. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  51. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  52. lp0 on fire
  53. Main Bus B Undervolt
  54. mean connection time exceeded
  55. microwave running
  56. minimum recursion depth not reached
  57. nanobots in the water
  58. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  59. our buffer runneth over
  60. out of electrons
  61. out of monads
  62. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  63. PC LOAD LETTER
  64. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  65. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  66. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  67. qubit indeterminate
  68. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  69. screws are stripped
  70. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  71. server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
  72. server fell in ocean
  73. server had too much to drink
  74. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
  75. server room haunted
  76. sitemap was held upside down
  77. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  78. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  79. spin cycle still active
  80. spin number must be of the form n/2
  81. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  82. SQL ejection
  83. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  84. sysadmin trapped in well
  85. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  86. temporal paradox
  87. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  88. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
  89. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  90. the system / is down
  91. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  92. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  93. too many hands on the keyboard
  94. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  95. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  96. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  97. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  98. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  99. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  100. unimplemented trap
  101. User accepted terms but not conditions
  102. User is not a typewriter.
  103. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  104. UTF-31 decode error
  105. virtual memory got too real
  106. wrong files
  107. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

feed_posters

Usernames used in the feed. All users in the feed are also in the prompt

  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley8
  16. Ashley92
  17. Ashley2009
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Cynthia1995
  42. Dakota09
  43. Dakota94
  44. David St. Hubbins
  45. Debbie3
  46. Debbie26
  47. Debbie62
  48. Deborah3
  49. Delta Elroy Backslash
  50. Destiny89
  51. Destiny1983
  52. Dillon2008
  53. Donald19
  54. Donna2
  55. Dorothy7
  56. DragonBall Cooper
  57. Dunston Chexin
  58. Dustin46
  59. Earl Sinclair
  60. Egbert Bentley White
  61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  62. Elon Musk
  63. Emily15
  64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  67. Flash Groupon
  68. Frances29
  69. Frances51
  70. Frances99
  71. Gary8
  72. Gary86
  73. Gary1951
  74. George Debian Bush
  75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  76. Green Mario
  77. Greg2004
  78. Hatsy Collins
  79. Henry05
  80. Henry4
  81. Horsepower Lovecraft
  82. J. Alfred Leftshark
  83. Jack3
  84. Jack39
  85. Jacob10
  86. Jada5
  87. Jaden21
  88. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Jalen81
  91. James URL Jones
  92. Jason15
  93. Jayden79
  94. Jennifer1
  95. Jeph Jacques
  96. Jerry18
  97. Joe Biden
  98. John2
  99. John Wilkes Knuth
  100. Jonathan27
  101. Joshua80
  102. Joshua84
  103. Justin28
  104. Justin87
  105. Kaden61
  106. Kaitlin1976
  107. Karen3
  108. Kathleen78
  109. Keira10
  110. Keira48
  111. Keira2002
  112. Kelsey1970
  113. Kelsey1996
  114. Kenneth94
  115. Kenneth96
  116. Khloe2
  117. Khloe14
  118. Kilroy
  119. Kim5
  120. Kristy2007
  121. Larry1994
  122. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  124. Linda08
  125. Lindsay2011
  126. Lisa1995
  127. Livemau5
  128. Lord Gaga
  129. Lord Mondegreen
  130. Louis Reasoner
  131. Madison19
  132. Madison80
  133. Malik2
  134. Margaret5
  135. Margaret11
  136. Marie3
  137. Marie10
  138. Marie12
  139. Marissa Mayer
  140. Mark92
  141. Mark2006
  142. Mark2007
  143. Mark Zuckerberg
  144. Martin Van Halen
  145. Matthew2006
  146. Mavis Bitcoin
  147. Michaela2006
  148. Michelle11
  149. Minecraft Holmes
  150. Misty3
  151. Myspace Tom
  152. Norton Ghost Dad
  153. Notorious L.H.C.
  154. Padme Dorothy James
  155. Pam06
  156. Patricia03
  157. Paul50
  158. Paul1957
  159. Player One
  160. Player Two
  161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  162. Raymond6
  163. Ronald22
  164. Ruth3
  165. S. G. Dukat
  166. Samuel19
  167. Samuel49
  168. Sarah55
  169. Sarah1976
  170. Sarah2005
  171. Sharon91
  172. Sharon99
  173. Shaun6
  174. Shaun46
  175. Shaun1960
  176. Sheena2005
  177. Sherri97
  178. Sidd Finch
  179. Sierra3
  180. Sierra7
  181. Sierra10
  182. Stacy07
  183. Stacy14
  184. Steven02
  185. Steven50
  186. Steven2002
  187. Susan11
  188. Susan25
  189. Taylor1990
  190. Taylor1998
  191. Thomas2
  192. Tim21
  193. Tim87
  194. Tina Belcher
  195. Todd33
  196. Tonya22
  197. Tonya38
  198. Tracy1977
  199. Tricia1
  200. Tricia14
  201. Trinity1989
  202. Virginia1961
  203. Virginia2006
  204. Wil
  205. Wric Tungstenfinger

prompt_posters

Usernames used in the prompts.

All of these usernames are also used in the feed
  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley8
  16. Ashley92
  17. Ashley2009
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Cynthia1995
  42. Dakota09
  43. Dakota94
  44. David St. Hubbins
  45. Debbie3
  46. Debbie26
  47. Debbie62
  48. Deborah3
  49. Delta Elroy Backslash
  50. Destiny89
  51. Destiny1983
  52. Dillon2008
  53. Donald19
  54. Donna2
  55. Dorothy7
  56. DragonBall Cooper
  57. Dunston Chexin
  58. Dustin46
  59. Earl Sinclair
  60. Egbert Bentley White
  61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  62. Elon Musk
  63. Emily15
  64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  67. Flash Groupon
  68. Frances29
  69. Frances51
  70. Frances99
  71. Gary8
  72. Gary86
  73. Gary1951
  74. George Debian Bush
  75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  76. Green Mario
  77. Greg2004
  78. Hatsy Collins
  79. Henry05
  80. Henry4
  81. Horsepower Lovecraft
  82. J. Alfred Leftshark
  83. Jack3
  84. Jack39
  85. Jacob10
  86. Jada5
  87. Jaden21
  88. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Jalen81
  91. James URL Jones
  92. Jason15
  93. Jayden79
  94. Jennifer1
  95. Jeph Jacques
  96. Jerry18
  97. Joe Biden
  98. John2
  99. John Wilkes Knuth
  100. Jonathan27
  101. Joshua80
  102. Joshua84
  103. Justin28
  104. Justin87
  105. Kaden61
  106. Kaitlin1976
  107. Karen3
  108. Kathleen78
  109. Keira10
  110. Keira48
  111. Keira2002
  112. Kelsey1970
  113. Kelsey1996
  114. Kenneth94
  115. Kenneth96
  116. Khloe2
  117. Khloe14
  118. Kilroy
  119. Kim5
  120. Kristy2007
  121. Larry1994
  122. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  124. Linda08
  125. Lindsay2011
  126. Lisa1995
  127. Livemau5
  128. Lord Gaga
  129. Lord Mondegreen
  130. Louis Reasoner
  131. Madison19
  132. Madison80
  133. Malik2
  134. Margaret5
  135. Margaret11
  136. Marie3
  137. Marie10
  138. Marie12
  139. Marissa Mayer
  140. Mark92
  141. Mark2006
  142. Mark2007
  143. Mark Zuckerberg
  144. Martin Van Halen
  145. Matthew2006
  146. Mavis Bitcoin
  147. Michaela2006
  148. Michelle11
  149. Minecraft Holmes
  150. Misty3
  151. Myspace Tom
  152. Norton Ghost Dad
  153. Notorious L.H.C.
  154. Padme Dorothy James
  155. Pam06
  156. Patricia03
  157. Paul50
  158. Paul1957
  159. Player One
  160. Player Two
  161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  162. Raymond6
  163. Ronald22
  164. Ruth3
  165. S. G. Dukat
  166. Samuel19
  167. Samuel49
  168. Sarah55
  169. Sarah1976
  170. Sarah2005
  171. Sharon91
  172. Sharon99
  173. Shaun6
  174. Shaun46
  175. Shaun1960
  176. Sheena2005
  177. Sherri97
  178. Sidd Finch
  179. Sierra3
  180. Sierra7
  181. Sierra10
  182. Stacy07
  183. Stacy14
  184. Steven02
  185. Steven50
  186. Steven2002
  187. Susan11
  188. Susan25
  189. Taylor1990
  190. Taylor1998
  191. Thomas2
  192. Tim21
  193. Tim87
  194. Tina Belcher
  195. Todd33
  196. Tonya22
  197. Tonya38
  198. Tracy1977
  199. Tricia1
  200. Tricia14
  201. Trinity1989
  202. Virginia1961
  203. Virginia2006
  204. Wil
  205. Wric Tungstenfinger

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  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  3. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  4. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  5. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  6. "I am So. Much. More."
  7. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  8. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  9. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  10. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  11. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  12. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  13. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  14. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  15. #bedhead
  16. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  17. #blessed
  18. #BROKEN
  19. #CATSANDBIRDS
  20. #caturday
  21. #comfortfood
  22. #DANGERZONE
  23. #DARE to #DREAM
  24. #delfie
  25. #Donthate #Truelove
  26. #DrinkSaltwater
  27. #duckface
  28. #fallingfromorbit
  29. #flavorbomb
  30. #giganticflower #headshot
  31. #hashtag
  32. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  33. #hoax
  34. #Hopeicanfly
  35. #illuminati
  36. #justnasathings
  37. #lifehacks
  38. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  39. #Long_Exposure
  40. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  41. #me #throwbackthursday
  42. #Nailpolish
  43. #nofilter
  44. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  45. #nomakeup #justnatural
  46. #nomakeup #natural
  47. #notallmen
  48. #notamodel #nofilter
  49. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  50. #Photobomb
  51. #satellite #navigation
  52. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  53. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  54. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  55. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  56. #this_is_sparta
  57. #Toobigtofall
  58. #toothproblems
  59. #twinsies
  60. #vampiremirrorselfie
  61. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  62. *Tips fedora*
  63. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
  64. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  65. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  66. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  67. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  68. 3 year olds first lego experience
  69. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  70. 8.5 hours later...
  71. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  72. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  73. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  74. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  75. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  76. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  77. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  78. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  79. <3 hanging out with saruman
  80. >< ))*>
  81. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  82. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  83. Aaaaaargh
  84. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  85. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  86. about to die lol
  87. ack
  88. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  89. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  90. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  91. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  92. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  93. AGHHHHH
  94. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  95. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  96. A job so boring a bird could do it
  97. Alan?
  98. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  99. All flesh is grass
  100. Allons-Y!
  101. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  102. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  103. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  104. Always get a full nights rest
  105. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  106. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  107. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  108. amazons newest delivery method
  109. Am I a Pokemon?
  110. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  111. And so the hunt begins!
  112. and suddenly, popcorn
  113. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  114. and then there were nine
  115. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  116. and to think this is where it all started
  117. An eight-stringed octopus?
  118. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  119. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  120. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  121. Another one bites the dust
  122. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  123. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  124. An unsuccessful bike design...
  125. Any hatchlings in here?
  126. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  127. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  128. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  129. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  130. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  131. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  132. Apparently it's a thing now...
  133. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  134. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  135. apple's new offering: iscream
  136. April Fools!
  137. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  138. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  139. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  140. Are you kidding me?
  141. are you sure this is a commandline?
  142. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  143. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  144. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  145. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  146. a spherical cow
  147. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  148. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  149. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  150. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  151. As you can see It's windy out here
  152. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  153. At least it stopped bleeding acid
  154. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  155. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  156. australia is not NZ!
  157. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  158. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  159. A window into my soul
  160. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  161. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  162. Ayyyy LMAO!
  163. back on tinder!
  164. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  165. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  166. Banana invasion in progress
  167. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  168. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  169. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  170. Bay-bae lolz
  171. Bazookateer crossing
  172. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  173. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  174. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  175. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  176. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  177. best day evar!!!!
  178. Best Halloween costume yet!
  179. Best map projection ever
  180. best republican caucus ever!
  181. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  182. Beyond Level 256...
  183. big ben is going down.
  184. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  185. Big bowl of star-flakes
  186. big data strikes back
  187. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  188. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  189. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  190. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  191. bit nosy, aren't you?
  192. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  193. Black begins and wins.
  194. Black box recorder
  195. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  196. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  197. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  198. bowTieght!
  199. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  200. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  201. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  202. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  203. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  204. bURMA sHAVE!
  205. Burnination? Huh?
  206. Burrito night
  207. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  208. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  209. Cakephants are my new friends
  210. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  211. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  212. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  213. Cant explain that
  214. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  215. capes are in fashion
  216. Captain obvious strikes again
  217. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  218. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  219. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  220. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  221. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  222. Ce n'est pas un canard
  223. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  224. cest ne pas un pipe
  225. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  226. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  227. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  228. check out my new pet
  229. Check out my new sonic oc!
  230. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  231. check out my usb sword!
  232. Christ, what an asshole.
  233. clever girl.....
  234. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  235. Click to show secret text
  236. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  237. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  238. come on, put on the slippers.
  239. Come on party people, put your hands together
  240. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  241. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  242. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  243. Copernicus: The early years
  244. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  245. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  246. crawling and texting #badcombination
  247. Crocodile Pink Eye
  248. Cruise Kingdom
  249. cthulu caught me slipping
  250. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  251. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  252. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  253. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  254. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  255. Damn, two o'clock already?
  256. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  257. damned ninjas
  258. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  259. damn tree!
  260. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  261. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  262. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  263. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  264. Day 12: it's going well I think
  265. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  266. Da_FEELS###!
  267. Deal with it
  268. Death star model 0.0.73
  269. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  270. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  271. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  272. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  273. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  274. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  275. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  276. did this exist as a microwave?
  277. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  278. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  279. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  280. diy abortion
  281. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  282. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  283. does my ass look big in this?
  284. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  285. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  286. Does this look infected?
  287. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  288. dOG SHAMING
  289. Do I look fat in this photo?
  290. Do I look like a penguin?
  291. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  292. Dominos delivers!
  293. Do my feet look fat?
  294. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  295. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  296. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  297. Don't have a cow, man
  298. Don't inhale!
  299. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  300. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  301. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  302. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  303. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  304. Do the Harlem Shake
  305. Down time
  306. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  307. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  308. Do you have a lighter?
  309. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  310. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  311. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  312. Dryads. that is all.
  313. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  314. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  315. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  316. Dude, where's my car?
  317. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  318. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  319. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  320. Eating my breakfast!
  321. Eat my shorts
  322. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  323. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  324. emergency butter delivery
  325. engage!
  326. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  327. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  328. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  329. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  330. every breath you take, every move you make
  331. everyday i'm shoveling
  332. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  333. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  334. everything makes sense now
  335. Evolution of puzzles
  336. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  337. Exes, am I right?
  338. Existance is an illusion
  339. Extreme beer pong
  340. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  341. Fancy
  342. father & daughter re-unite!
  343. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  344. feeding my pet
  345. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  346. Field Trip!
  347. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  348. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  349. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  350. finally got that squid stache
  351. Finally here!
  352. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  353. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  354. First day at school
  355. First day of school.
  356. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  357. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  358. First post, be friendly
  359. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  360. First time posting, please be nice
  361. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  362. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  363. flying car - it is now officially the future
  364. FML
  365. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  366. Foiled again by the bell curve
  367. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  368. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  369. forgot to turn the oven off!
  370. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  371. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  372. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  373. for you
  374. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  375. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  376. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  377. found this on google maps earlier.
  378. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  379. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  380. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  381. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  382. Fucking CAKE
  383. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  384. Fulfilling western ideals!
  385. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  386. furrowed mustache
  387. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  388. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  389. get your ass to mars
  390. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  391. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  392. go home elephant you are drunk
  393. Goldilocks party!
  394. good old troubleshootin'
  395. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  396. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  397. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  398. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  399. Got your nose!
  400. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  401. Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
  402. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  403. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  404. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  405. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  406. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  407. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  408. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  409. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  410. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  411. Had to settle for a beard
  412. ha ha ha... no.
  413. haha oh my cat
  414. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  415. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  416. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  417. Hat in the cat strike back!
  418. Have fun in the Alps lol
  419. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  420. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  421. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  422. He did say it was edible
  423. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  424. He left me! :ccc
  425. hello darkness my old friend
  426. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  427. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  428. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  429. help wanted. inquire within.
  430. He nailed it!
  431. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  432. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  433. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  434. He was never seen again
  435. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  436. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  437. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  438. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  439. hgghjg
  440. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  441. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  442. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  443. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  444. HODOR!
  445. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  446. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  447. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  448. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  449. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  450. Houston, we are the problem
  451. Hoverboard to full power!
  452. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  453. How did I get here?!?
  454. How did the mars rover get here?
  455. How does this work again?
  456. how do i turn this off?
  457. how do you get the screensaver off?
  458. How many can there be?
  459. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  460. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  461. I'd call this experiment a success.
  462. I'd tap dat.
  463. I'll catch it one day
  464. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  465. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  466. i'll never get tired of this.
  467. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  468. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  469. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  470. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  471. I'm a fighter!
  472. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  473. I'm a Real Boy!
  474. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  475. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  476. I'm lost without your love, baby
  477. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  478. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  479. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  480. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  481. i'm now 75% more efficient
  482. I 'M out of the acorn
  483. I'm ready!
  484. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  485. I've been robbed!
  486. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  487. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  488. I've made a huge mistake
  489. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  490. i've never felt so alone.
  491. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  492. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  493. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  494. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  495. I am a beautiful person.
  496. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  497. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  498. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  499. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  500. I blame supernasa
  501. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  502. I broke cookie clicker...
  503. I broke the etch & sketch
  504. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  505. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  506. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  507. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  508. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  509. I can has cheezburger?
  510. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  511. I can take photos with my teeth!
  512. I can walk on my hands
  513. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  514. I CHOOSE YOU!
  515. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  516. I don't know
  517. I don't know how to play...
  518. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  519. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  520. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  521. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  522. I don't think this is working
  523. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  524. I don't want to set the world on fire
  525. i do the same thing at frat parties
  526. I dream of death
  527. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  528. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  529. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  530. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  531. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  532. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  533. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  534. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  535. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  536. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  537. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  538. I forgot to get a plane
  539. I found a three fingered kitten!
  540. I found it!!!!!!!
  541. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  542. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  543. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  544. If you're brave enough...
  545. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  546. If you've got a moustache...
  547. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  548. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  549. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  550. I got the job!
  551. I got this in the mail today
  552. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  553. I has a sad
  554. i hate it when this happens
  555. I hate this channel
  556. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  557. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  558. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  559. I have tasted many fish
  560. I just bought this
  561. I just can't see the point anymore
  562. I just don't get recursion.
  563. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  564. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  565. I just want to watch the world burn
  566. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  567. I knew there would be side effects
  568. I like this picture
  569. I loled my head off!!!
  570. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  571. I lost my wits
  572. I lost my wrist
  573. i love a good featureless white void
  574. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  575. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  576. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  577. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  578. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  579. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  580. i need to do my laundry more often.
  581. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  582. I never understood that part of the bibile
  583. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  584. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  585. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  586. in line at the dmv
  587. In my dreams I'm always strong
  588. inner city air conditioning
  589. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  590. intertial reference frame, activate!
  591. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  592. in theathers, close to you
  593. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  594. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  595. introducing the yolo distribution
  596. i pushed this. was that bad?
  597. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  598. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  599. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  600. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  601. I say: nuts to that!
  602. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  603. is good idea yes
  604. I should really separate those
  605. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  606. Is it really today, already?
  607. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  608. I solved the debt crisis!
  609. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  610. is that a war walrus?
  611. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  612. is the eject button meant to do this?
  613. Is there really any point? FML
  614. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  615. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  616. is this just a fantasy?
  617. Is this real life?
  618. Is this room 101?
  619. Is this too cheesy?
  620. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  621. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  622. It's a cat ass trophy
  623. It's a Finger trap
  624. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  625. It's bigger after you put it together.
  626. it's in a good part of town
  627. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  628. It's not a good part of town
  629. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  630. it's not what you think
  631. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  632. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  633. it's pretty dark in this box
  634. It's the little things
  635. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  636. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  637. I think I can... I think I can
  638. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  639. I think I need new glasses.
  640. i think i need to get out more.
  641. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  642. I think there's something here
  643. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  644. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  645. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  646. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  647. I thought it would be bigger
  648. I thought of it, and it happened
  649. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  650. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  651. It is never safe.
  652. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  653. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  654. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  655. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  656. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  657. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  658. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  659. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  660. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  661. It was the rational response
  662. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  663. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  664. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  665. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  666. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  667. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  668. i was gonna eat that
  669. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  670. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  671. I was late
  672. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  673. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  674. I will take that one please
  675. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  676. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  677. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  678. I wonder what will this lead to...
  679. i wonder why you left me here.
  680. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  681. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  682. Jesus Wept
  683. Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
  684. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  685. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  686. Job interview today.
  687. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  688. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  689. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  690. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  691. Just a little more to the right
  692. just another cat video
  693. Just another day in paradise
  694. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  695. just cos()
  696. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  697. Just Got A new camera phone!
  698. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  699. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  700. Just one of those days
  701. just playing with my pet
  702. Just some home decorating
  703. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  704. just two more trips over the horizon
  705. kang, do i look good in this?
  706. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  707. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  708. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  709. ksp mission success
  710. Lack of cucumbers
  711. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  712. last march of the ents
  713. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  714. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  715. leapfrog, anyone?
  716. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  717. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  718. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  719. Let's have a blinking contest
  720. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  721. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  722. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  723. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  724. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  725. Life on the moon.
  726. Light traffic today.
  727. like my new haircut?
  728. Like my new nails?
  729. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  730. lol, no i didn't jump
  731. London
  732. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  733. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  734. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  735. look at me, i'm from England!
  736. Look at me jumping!
  737. Look at my dollar coin
  738. Look at my new blue dress!
  739. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  740. Look at that fart propulsion
  741. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  742. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  743. look ma, no hands!
  744. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  745. Look out!
  746. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  747. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  748. look what happened to my satellite
  749. look what i found underneath my pillow
  750. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  751. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  752. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  753. Love is creepy
  754. love it!
  755. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  756. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  757. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  758. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  759. Magnificent as fuck
  760. Magnified 10,000 times
  761. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  762. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  763. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  764. Man, it's windy
  765. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  766. Man, that was the best party in my life
  767. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  768. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  769. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  770. Mari-OH
  771. mario Kart is harder in real life
  772. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  773. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  774. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  775. Maths are hard
  776. Max gentleman
  777. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  778. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  779. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  780. Me, before the topical ointment
  781. me and all my friends
  782. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  783. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  784. Me llamo t-bone
  785. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  786. Mentos and lava
  787. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  788. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  789. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  790. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  791. Minimalist cat
  792. Minister! We're running out of time.
  793. Mistakes were made.
  794. Mmm, Spider cake!
  795. mmm...vegemite...
  796. Monday mornings
  797. monkey movember
  798. moo!
  799. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  800. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  801. Moses lied to me.
  802. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  803. Muahahahahahah
  804. My baby is learning how to write!
  805. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  806. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  807. My cat barfed this out
  808. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  809. my cat is sick
  810. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  811. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  812. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  813. My clothes need a wash...
  814. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  815. My dad in the army
  816. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  817. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  818. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  819. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  820. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  821. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  822. My gout's acting up again
  823. My hero
  824. My Hobby: freaking people out
  825. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  826. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  827. My house is my castle
  828. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  829. my new boss
  830. My new cat is awesome
  831. my new duvet cover!
  832. My new haircut!
  833. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  834. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  835. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  836. My new tattoo
  837. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  838. My nose will grow now.
  839. My parents took away my phone privileges
  840. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  841. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  842. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  843. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  844. My selfie stick broke.
  845. My server cooling system.
  846. my taco face
  847. My tastes are very... singular
  848. mYTH BUSTED!
  849. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  850. my wonderful dad!
  851. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  852. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  853. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  854. Nasa is fully funded
  855. Need a Haircut
  856. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  857. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  858. Never gonna give you up...
  859. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  860. New amazon product
  861. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  862. New car flipping world record set
  863. new drupal logo
  864. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  865. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  866. New haircut!
  867. New headcanon:
  868. New means to help collect more evidence
  869. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  870. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  871. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  872. new phone who dis
  873. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  874. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  875. NICE MULTIPANTS
  876. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  877. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  878. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  879. NO. JUST NO.
  880. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  881. No guitar without a sombrero
  882. No lie, this is delicious
  883. No more sorrow!
  884. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  885. no one ever suspected the shovel
  886. Nope nope nope nope nope
  887. No regrets on this new roofing material
  888. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  889. Not a fruit
  890. Not Again :(
  891. Not as healthy as it looks
  892. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  893. Nothing new under the sun
  894. Notice anything different?
  895. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  896. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  897. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  898. no wonder the cat always sits here
  899. Now turn it upside-down
  900. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  901. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  902. now you're hungry too.
  903. NUTS!
  904. Obama pardons Santa claus
  905. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  906. Oh, Canada...
  907. Oh, that's where I left them!
  908. Oh bother not again
  909. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  910. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  911. Oh God! It's happening again!
  912. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  913. Oh god is it still following me?
  914. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  915. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  916. Oh here we go
  917. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  918. oh look, a penny
  919. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  920. Oh No! Not again!
  921. Oh no! Not Again.
  922. Oh no! Not again.
  923. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  924. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  925. Oh no, it's the moon
  926. oh no you didn't
  927. Oh shit, not again.
  928. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  929. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  930. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  931. omfg, space bugs
  932. OMG! Kittens!
  933. OMG Becky look at her butt
  934. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  935. one does not simply wok into mordor
  936. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  937. One of the less popular Transformers.
  938. One of these things doesn't belong.
  939. One of those mornings...
  940. One year ago I looked like this
  941. only 90s kids will get this!
  942. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  943. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  944. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  945. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  946. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  947. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  948. Oops.
  949. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  950. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  951. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  952. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  953. Oy, my giblets!
  954. Pants Optional
  955. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  956. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  957. Park and ride
  958. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  959. Parlez vous Francais?
  960. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  961. passed another hitch hiker
  962. peeling back the pages of history
  963. Penguins are people too #equality
  964. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  965. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  966. Perspective issues
  967. Philae lander found!
  968. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  969. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  970. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  971. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  972. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  973. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  974. Picking mushrooms
  975. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  976. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  977. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  978. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  979. Pizza TIME
  980. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  981. Please send help.
  982. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  983. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  984. PostPostModern art
  985. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  986. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  987. Press 'continue' to abort.
  988. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  989. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  990. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  991. Prius Love
  992. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  993. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  994. Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
  995. Proof: loch ness monster.
  996. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  997. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  998. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  999. prototype soccer ball
  1000. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  1001. quack quack, motherflipper
  1002. Quite.
  1003. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1004. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1005. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1006. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  1007. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1008. real letters have curves #Serif
  1009. really not how I thought I would die
  1010. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  1011. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  1012. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  1013. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  1014. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  1015. reverse et
  1016. reverse microwave oven
  1017. rm -rf /
  1018. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1019. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  1020. Robots in much better disguise
  1021. Rock, paper, FACE
  1022. Rollerskating always was overrated
  1023. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  1024. run little ghost, run!
  1025. sad cow is sad
  1026. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1027. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  1028. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1029. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  1030. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1031. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1032. school's out!
  1033. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  1034. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  1035. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1036. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  1037. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1038. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  1039. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  1040. Selfie #Nofilter
  1041. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  1042. Selfie in the morning
  1043. Self Portrait: Complete.
  1044. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1045. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  1046. share and enjoy
  1047. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  1048. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1049. should i see a doctor about this?
  1050. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  1051. SIDE GOER 4
  1052. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  1053. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  1054. smiling is for optimists
  1055. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1056. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  1057. So, it has come to this...
  1058. so, scientology...
  1059. So, this happened.
  1060. So...Magnets, right?
  1061. So... those were real
  1062. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  1063. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  1064. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  1065. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  1066. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1067. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1068. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  1069. someone take this banana off my face
  1070. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  1071. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  1072. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  1073. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  1074. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  1075. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  1076. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1077. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  1078. Somewhere, this exists.
  1079. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1080. Soon. Soon...
  1081. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1082. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  1083. So thats What Jesus did
  1084. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  1085. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  1086. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1087. Spaaaaaaaace!
  1088. Spiders. Nope.
  1089. Spring has sprang
  1090. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1091. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1092. stay away from my eggcorns
  1093. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  1094. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  1095. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1096. Steve is realxing
  1097. still, i think it was a good idea
  1098. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  1099. still better than last year in ottawa
  1100. stipple slash of saturn
  1101. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1102. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  1103. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1104. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1105. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1106. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  1107. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  1108. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  1109. such lambda
  1110. Sun deflation: optimal
  1111. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  1112. super high intensity training at NORAD
  1113. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  1114. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  1115. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1116. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  1117. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  1118. taken from earth orbit
  1119. take that atheists
  1120. take two, they are small
  1121. Talking to my fans...
  1122. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1123. Target Found.
  1124. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1125. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  1126. terminal velocity is a myth
  1127. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  1128. Thanks!
  1129. Thanks Obama!
  1130. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  1131. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  1132. That's just not very funny
  1133. that's me!
  1134. THAT'S NO MOON
  1135. That's not a chicken
  1136. That's not a nut!
  1137. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  1138. that's one nasty burn!
  1139. That's too much, man!
  1140. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  1141. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1142. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  1143. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  1144. That is one dapper bird.
  1145. That sweater is so 2013
  1146. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1147. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  1148. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  1149. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  1150. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1151. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  1152. The best brick joke possible.
  1153. The birds found the hobbit hole
  1154. The building blocks of life
  1155. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  1156. The cat brought in another bird.
  1157. the charge of the light brigade
  1158. The choice is simple.
  1159. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1160. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1161. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  1162. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  1163. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  1164. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  1165. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  1166. The dress is black and white!
  1167. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  1168. The ents met the triffids
  1169. the event horizon returned
  1170. The evolution of fun
  1171. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1172. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  1173. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1174. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  1175. The French space program
  1176. the game begins...
  1177. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1178. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  1179. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1180. The HORROR!
  1181. The horrors of war
  1182. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1183. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1184. their love was doomed from the start...
  1185. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  1186. The knids are hungry
  1187. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  1188. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  1189. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  1190. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  1191. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  1192. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1193. The Little Borg Prince
  1194. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1195. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  1196. The moon landing was a lie
  1197. The moon looks weird today
  1198. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  1199. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1200. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1201. The newest Olympic sport
  1202. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1203. The next generation of crypto currencies
  1204. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1205. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  1206. the only people for me are the mad ones
  1207. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  1208. The Prodigy is in town!
  1209. The prophecy was true!
  1210. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  1211. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  1212. There's a third bump, growing fast
  1213. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  1214. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  1215. There goes the neighborhood...
  1216. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1217. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1218. there snow such thing as global warming
  1219. the rest is darkness and decay
  1220. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  1221. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1222. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1223. These aren't my sandwiches
  1224. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1225. These cravings will never stop
  1226. The secret to infinite storage space
  1227. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  1228. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  1229. The side of my car. #roadrage
  1230. The signal came from this sector
  1231. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1232. The solution to all life's problems
  1233. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1234. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1235. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  1236. The taste stays with you forever
  1237. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1238. The time has come.
  1239. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  1240. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  1241. The unforgiving war on health
  1242. The view outside of my airplane window.
  1243. The vlog was better than the movie
  1244. the way of the future
  1245. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1246. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1247. they're all dead, dave.
  1248. They're watching us.
  1249. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1250. they dont need us anymore
  1251. they said be careful, we said yolo
  1252. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1253. they said we couldn't play god
  1254. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  1255. They see me rolling, they hating
  1256. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  1257. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1258. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1259. This apple got a face on it dog
  1260. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1261. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  1262. this didn't last long.
  1263. This elevator has no 'down'!
  1264. This explains everything
  1265. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  1266. This guy...
  1267. this guy keeps following me
  1268. This is a cat
  1269. This is a good idea
  1270. THis is a love/hate poem.
  1271. This is exactly what you think it is
  1272. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1273. This is how you get ants!
  1274. this is just a tribute #thed
  1275. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1276. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  1277. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1278. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  1279. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  1280. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1281. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1282. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1283. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1284. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1285. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1286. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1287. This is what i had for breakfast
  1288. This is why I'm not an EMT
  1289. This is why we can't have good things
  1290. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  1291. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  1292. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  1293. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  1294. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  1295. This needs a motivational text
  1296. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  1297. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  1298. This photo mooves me
  1299. This photo was taken from my basement
  1300. This photo was taken from my iphone
  1301. this plot is odd.
  1302. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  1303. this was in the bible
  1304. this was my inspiration
  1305. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  1306. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  1307. those weren't Altoids.
  1308. Threaten large birds... check.
  1309. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1310. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1311. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  1312. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1313. today's to do list
  1314. Today i am a Chinese clock
  1315. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1316. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  1317. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1318. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  1319. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  1320. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  1321. too much lens flare?
  1322. too much right beef
  1323. Top of the world
  1324. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  1325. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  1326. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  1327. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  1328. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1329. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  1330. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  1331. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  1332. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1333. True Self-Control
  1334. truly, i am euphoric
  1335. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  1336. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  1337. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  1338. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  1339. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  1340. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  1341. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  1342. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1343. two great tastes that go great together
  1344. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1345. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  1346. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1347. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1348. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  1349. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  1350. Universe man, Universe man...
  1351. Unzipped sock
  1352. Use the force responsibly.
  1353. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  1354. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  1355. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  1356. Visual representation of Dubstep
  1357. void main() { fork; }
  1358. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1359. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1360. Wait, you can see that too
  1361. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1362. Wait for it...
  1363. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1364. wake up sheeple!
  1365. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  1366. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  1367. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  1368. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  1369. WARRRBLGARBL
  1370. watching dune on shrooms
  1371. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1372. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  1373. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1374. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  1375. We've got a problem
  1376. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1377. We are not men. we are devo.
  1378. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  1379. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  1380. We didn't start the fire
  1381. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1382. Weeeee!!!
  1383. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  1384. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  1385. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  1386. welcome to Argentina
  1387. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  1388. welcome to the space jam
  1389. We live in a golden age!
  1390. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  1391. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1392. Well, now this is a thing.
  1393. well, so much for the space program
  1394. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1395. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  1396. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1397. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1398. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  1399. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1400. Whale Selfie!
  1401. what's a lens cap?
  1402. What, Me worry?
  1403. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1404. what a bummer
  1405. What are pixels?
  1406. What are you, a dictionary?
  1407. What could go wrong?
  1408. What could possibly go wrong™?
  1409. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1410. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1411. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1412. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  1413. What has science done?!
  1414. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1415. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1416. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  1417. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  1418. What is your Pony Personality?
  1419. What? It's always that color.
  1420. what to have for breakfast?
  1421. When everything looks like a hammer
  1422. When pandas have nightmares
  1423. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1424. When you get a perfect score on your test
  1425. when you see it...
  1426. Where did THAT come from?
  1427. Where did this road come from?!?
  1428. where do all the cheetos go
  1429. Where do I plug this in?
  1430. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  1431. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1432. where to buy spanish ham ?
  1433. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  1434. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1435. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  1436. Who came first?
  1437. who do you think I am?
  1438. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  1439. whoops GPS error
  1440. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  1441. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1442. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1443. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1444. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  1445. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  1446. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1447. Why are there ants on my face?!
  1448. Why did it have to end this Way?
  1449. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1450. Why do dogs like this?
  1451. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1452. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  1453. Why do people do this?
  1454. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  1455. Why potato why?
  1456. Why?
  1457. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1458. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  1459. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  1460. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  1461. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1462. worst horse ever :(
  1463. Worst pokemon ever
  1464. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  1465. Worth it for the karma.
  1466. would you choose the microwave over this?
  1467. Would you like to play a game?
  1468. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1469. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  1470. Wow. Just, Wow.
  1471. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1472. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  1473. WTF!?
  1474. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1475. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1476. YES
  1477. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1478. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1479. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1480. You are not a good person
  1481. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1482. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  1483. You did what in my tuba?
  1484. you know, for kids
  1485. You must be new here.
  1486. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1487. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  1488. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1489. Zeus takes his revenge
  1490. Zoidgebra 101
  1491. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1492. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  1493. [user was banned for this text]
  1494. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1495. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  1496. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1497. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1498. 突っ込むところもねい！
  1499. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1500. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1501. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  1502. 💩

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  1. "Bake him away, toys"
  2. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  3. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  4. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  5. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  6. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  7. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  8. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  9. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  10. #bedhead
  11. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  12. #bornthisway
  13. #BROKEN
  14. #CATSANDBIRDS
  15. #caturday
  16. #comfortfood
  17. #Compromise
  18. #DARE to #DREAM
  19. #delfie
  20. #Donthate #Truelove
  21. #DrinkSaltwater
  22. #duckface
  23. #fallingfromorbit
  24. #flavorbomb
  25. #giganticflower #headshot
  26. #GOD
  27. #gps be like
  28. #hashtag
  29. #Hopeicanfly
  30. #lifehacks
  31. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  32. #Long_Exposure
  33. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  34. #me #throwbackthursday
  35. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
  36. #newhipsterbike
  37. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  38. #nomakeup #natural
  39. #notallmen
  40. #notamodel #nofilter
  41. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  42. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  43. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  44. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  45. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  46. #stublife
  47. #Toobigtofall
  48. #toothproblems
  49. #twinsies
  50. #vampiremirrorselfie
  51. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
  52. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  53. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  54. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  55. 3 year olds first lego experience
  56. 8.5 hours later...
  57. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  58. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  59. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  60. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  61. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  62. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  63. <3 hanging out with saruman
  64. >< ))*>
  65. Aaaaaargh
  66. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  67. about to die lol
  68. ack
  69. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  70. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  71. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  72. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  73. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  74. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  75. A job so boring a bird could do it
  76. All flesh is grass
  77. Allons-Y!
  78. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  79. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  80. Always get a full nights rest
  81. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  82. amazons newest delivery method
  83. Am I a Pokemon?
  84. Amirite??
  85. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  86. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
  87. and suddenly, popcorn
  88. and then there were nine
  89. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  90. and to think this is where it all started
  91. An eight-stringed octopus?
  92. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  93. Another one bites the dust
  94. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  95. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  96. An unsuccessful bike design...
  97. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  98. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  99. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  100. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  101. Apparently it's a thing now...
  102. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  103. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  104. apple's new offering: iscream
  105. April Fools!
  106. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  107. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  108. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  109. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  110. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  111. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  112. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  113. As you can see It's windy out here
  114. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  115. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  116. australia is not NZ!
  117. AUUUGH
  118. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  119. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  120. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  121. back on tinder!
  122. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  123. Banana invasion in progress
  124. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  125. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  126. Bay-bae lolz
  127. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  128. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  129. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  130. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  131. best day evar!!!!
  132. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
  133. Best Halloween costume yet!
  134. Best map projection ever
  135. best republican caucus ever!
  136. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  137. big ben is going down.
  138. Big bowl of star-flakes
  139. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  140. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  141. bit nosy, aren't you?
  142. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  143. Black box recorder
  144. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  145. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  146. bowTieght!
  147. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  148. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  149. bURMA sHAVE!
  150. Burnination? Huh?
  151. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
  152. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  153. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  154. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  155. Cant explain that
  156. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  157. Captain obvious strikes again
  158. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  159. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  160. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  161. cest ne pas un pipe
  162. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  163. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  164. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  165. Check out my new sonic oc!
  166. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  167. check out my usb sword!
  168. clever girl.....
  169. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  170. Click to show secret text
  171. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  172. come on, put on the slippers.
  173. Come on party people, put your hands together
  174. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  175. Copernicus: The early years
  176. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  177. crawling and texting #badcombination
  178. cthulu caught me slipping
  179. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  180. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  181. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  182. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  183. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  184. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  185. Dawn of the Bread
  186. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  187. Day 12: it's going well I think
  188. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  189. Daylight spending time!
  190. Da_FEELS###!
  191. Deal with it
  192. Death star model 0.0.73
  193. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  194. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  195. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  196. diy abortion
  197. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  198. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
  199. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  200. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  201. dOG SHAMING
  202. Do I look fat in this photo?
  203. Do I look like a penguin?
  204. Do my feet look fat?
  205. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  206. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  207. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  208. Don't have a cow, man
  209. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  210. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  211. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  212. Do the Harlem Shake
  213. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  214. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  215. Dryads. that is all.
  216. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  217. Dude, where's my car?
  218. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  219. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  220. emergency butter delivery
  221. engage!
  222. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  223. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  224. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  225. every breath you take, every move you make
  226. everyday i'm shoveling
  227. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  228. everything makes sense now
  229. Everything truly IS awesome!
  230. Evolution of puzzles
  231. Extreme beer pong
  232. Fancy
  233. father & daughter re-unite!
  234. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  235. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  236. Field Trip!
  237. File not found ... creating fake file...
  238. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  239. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  240. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  241. finally got that squid stache
  242. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  243. First day of school.
  244. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  245. First post, be friendly
  246. First time posting, please be nice
  247. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  248. flying car - it is now officially the future
  249. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  250. Foiled again by the bell curve
  251. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  252. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  253. forgot to turn the oven off!
  254. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  255. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  256. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  257. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  258. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  259. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  260. Fucking CAKE
  261. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  262. furrowed mustache
  263. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  264. get your ass to mars
  265. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  266. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  267. go home elephant you are drunk
  268. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  269. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  270. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  271. gotta take big ben down a peg
  272. Got your nose!
  273. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  274. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  275. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
  276. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  277. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  278. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  279. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  280. Had to settle for a beard
  281. ha ha ha... no.
  282. haha oh my cat
  283. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  284. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  285. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
  286. He did say it was edible
  287. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  288. hello darkness my old friend
  289. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  290. help wanted. inquire within.
  291. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  292. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  293. He was never seen again
  294. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
  295. Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
  296. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  297. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  298. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  299. hobbitses
  300. HODOR!
  301. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  302. Holy Meals on Wheels
  303. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  304. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  305. How's My new haircut?
  306. How many can there be?
  307. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  308. I'd call this experiment a success.
  309. I'd tap dat.
  310. I'll catch it one day
  311. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  312. i'll never get tired of this.
  313. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  314. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  315. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  316. I'm a fighter!
  317. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  318. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  319. I'm lost without your love, baby
  320. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  321. I'm never going on chatroulette again
  322. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  323. i'm now 75% more efficient
  324. I 'M out of the acorn
  325. I'm ready!
  326. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  327. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
  328. I've been robbed!
  329. I've discovered a new clean-power source
  330. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  331. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  332. I've made a huge mistake
  333. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  334. i've never felt so alone.
  335. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  336. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  337. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  338. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  339. I blame supernasa
  340. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  341. I broke cookie clicker...
  342. I broke the etch & sketch
  343. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  344. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  345. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  346. I can has cheezburger?
  347. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  348. I can take photos with my teeth!
  349. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  350. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  351. I don't get it either.
  352. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  353. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  354. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  355. I don't think this is working
  356. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  357. I dream of death
  358. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  359. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  360. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  361. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  362. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  363. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  364. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  365. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  366. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  367. I found a three fingered kitten!
  368. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  369. If you're brave enough...
  370. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  371. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  372. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  373. I got the job!
  374. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  375. i hate it when this happens
  376. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  377. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  378. i have a bad feeling about this.
  379. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  380. I just bought this
  381. I just can't see the point anymore
  382. I just don't get recursion.
  383. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  384. I just want to watch the world burn
  385. Ikea art
  386. I knew there would be side effects
  387. i love a good featureless white void
  388. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  389. I love star wars!
  390. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  391. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  392. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  393. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  394. i need to do my laundry more often.
  395. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  396. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  397. in line at the dmv
  398. In my dreams I'm always strong
  399. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  400. International relationships are getting worse
  401. intertial reference frame, activate!
  402. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  403. in theathers, close to you
  404. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
  405. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  406. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  407. i pushed this. was that bad?
  408. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  409. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  410. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  411. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  412. I say: nuts to that!
  413. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  414. is good idea yes
  415. I solved the debt crisis!
  416. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  417. Is that a new pokemon?
  418. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  419. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
  420. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  421. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  422. Is this real life?
  423. Is this room 101?
  424. Is this too cheesy?
  425. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  426. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  427. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  428. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  429. It's bigger after you put it together.
  430. it's fun to do bad things
  431. it's in a good part of town
  432. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  433. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  434. It's the little things
  435. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  436. I think I need new glasses.
  437. i think i need to get out more.
  438. I think there's something here
  439. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  440. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  441. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  442. I thought it would be bigger
  443. I thought of it, and it happened
  444. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  445. It is never safe.
  446. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  447. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  448. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  449. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  450. It seemed better in my head
  451. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  452. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  453. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  454. It was the rational response
  455. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  456. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  457. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  458. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  459. I was late
  460. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  461. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  462. i wonder why you left me here.
  463. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  464. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  465. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  466. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  467. Just another day in paradise
  468. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  469. Just Got A new camera phone!
  470. Just one of those days
  471. just playing with my pet
  472. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  473. kang, do i look good in this?
  474. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  475. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  476. ksp mission success
  477. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  478. last march of the ents
  479. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  480. Legal Issues
  481. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  482. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  483. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  484. Light traffic today.
  485. like my new haircut?
  486. Like my new nails?
  487. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  488. London
  489. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  490. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  491. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  492. Look at me jumping!
  493. Look at my dollar coin
  494. Look at my new blue dress!
  495. look at my new dog!
  496. Look at that fart propulsion
  497. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  498. look ma, no hands!
  499. look what happened to my satellite
  500. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  501. love it!
  502. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  503. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  504. Macklemore concert was awesome!
  505. Magnificent as fuck
  506. Magnified 10,000 times
  507. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  508. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  509. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  510. Mari-OH
  511. mario Kart is harder in real life
  512. married a cat
  513. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  514. Maths are hard
  515. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  516. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  517. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  518. Me, before the topical ointment
  519. me and all my friends
  520. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  521. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  522. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  523. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  524. Minimalist cat
  525. Minister! We're running out of time.
  526. Mistakes were made.
  527. Mmm, Spider cake!
  528. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
  529. Monday mornings
  530. monkey movember
  531. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  532. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  533. Moses lied to me.
  534. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  535. My 7 picture is upside down
  536. My baby is learning how to write!
  537. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  538. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  539. My cat barfed this out
  540. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  541. My cat is cuter than yours.
  542. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  543. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  544. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  545. My clothes need a wash...
  546. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  547. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  548. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  549. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  550. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  551. My gout's acting up again
  552. My Hobby: freaking people out
  553. My house is my castle
  554. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  555. my new boss
  556. My new cat is awesome
  557. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  558. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  559. My new tattoo
  560. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  561. My nose will grow now.
  562. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  563. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  564. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  565. My selfie stick broke.
  566. Myspace tom to ground control-
  567. My tastes are very... singular
  568. mYTH BUSTED!
  569. my toothache has got worse recently
  570. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  571. my wonderful dad!
  572. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  573. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  574. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  575. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
  576. Never gonna give you up...
  577. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
  578. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  579. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  580. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  581. New haircut!
  582. New means to help collect more evidence
  583. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  584. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  585. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  586. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  587. NO. JUST NO.
  588. No guitar without a sombrero
  589. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  590. no one ever suspected the shovel
  591. Nope nope nope nope nope
  592. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  593. Not a fruit
  594. Not Again :(
  595. Nothing new under the sun
  596. Notice anything different?
  597. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  598. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  599. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  600. no wonder the cat always sits here
  601. Now turn it upside-down
  602. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  603. now you're hungry too.
  604. NUTS!
  605. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  606. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  607. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  608. Oh God! It's happening again!
  609. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  610. Oh god is it still following me?
  611. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  612. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  613. Oh here we go
  614. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  615. oh look, a penny
  616. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  617. Oh no! Not again.
  618. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  619. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  620. Oh no, it's the moon
  621. oh no you didn't
  622. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  623. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  624. omfg, space bugs
  625. OMG! Kittens!
  626. OMG Becky look at her butt
  627. one does not simply wok into mordor
  628. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  629. One of the less popular Transformers.
  630. One of these things doesn't belong.
  631. One of those mornings...
  632. One year ago I looked like this
  633. only 90s kids will get this!
  634. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  635. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  636. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  637. Oops.
  638. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  639. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  640. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  641. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  642. Ow.
  643. Oy, my giblets!
  644. Pac-man's missing piece
  645. Pants Optional
  646. Park and ride
  647. Parlez vous Francais?
  648. passed another hitch hiker
  649. Penguins are people too #equality
  650. Perspective issues
  651. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  652. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  653. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  654. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  655. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  656. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  657. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  658. Pizza TIME
  659. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  660. PostPostModern art
  661. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  662. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  663. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  664. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  665. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  666. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  667. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  668.  ???? USA! USA! ????
  669. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  670. Ramen is squishy and soft
  671. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  672. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  673. real letters have curves #Serif
  674. really not how I thought I would die
  675. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  676. rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
  677. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  678. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  679. rm -rf /
  680. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  681. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  682. rodeo!!
  683. Rollerskating always was overrated
  684. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  685. run little ghost, run!
  686. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  687. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  688. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  689. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  690. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  691. searching for brain, found this instead
  692. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  693. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  694. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  695. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  696. Selfie in the morning
  697. Self Portrait: Complete.
  698. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  699. share and enjoy
  700. should i see a doctor about this?
  701. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  702. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  703. smiling is for optimists
  704. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  705. So, it has come to this...
  706. So, this happened.
  707. So...Magnets, right?
  708. So... those were real
  709. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  710. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  711. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  712. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  713. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  714. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  715. someone take this banana off my face
  716. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  717. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  718. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
  719. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  720. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  721. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  722. Somewhere, this exists.
  723. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  724. Sorry for the potato quality.
  725. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  726. Spaaaaaaaace!
  727. Spiders. Nope.
  728. Spring has sprang
  729. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  730. stay away from my eggcorns
  731. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  732. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  733. step one: cut a hole in the box
  734. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  735. Steve is realxing
  736. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  737. still better than last year in ottawa
  738. stipple slash of saturn
  739. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  740. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  741. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  742. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  743. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  744. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  745. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  746. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  747. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  748. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  749. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  750. take two, they are small
  751. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  752. Target Found.
  753. terminal velocity is a myth
  754. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  755. Thanks!
  756. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  757. That's just not very funny
  758. that's me!
  759. That's not a nut!
  760. that's one nasty burn!
  761. That's too much, man!
  762. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  763. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  764. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  765. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  766. That sweater is so 2013
  767. That was one hell of a party last night.
  768. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  769. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  770. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  771. The best brick joke possible.
  772. The birds found the hobbit hole
  773. The building blocks of life
  774. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  775. the charge of the light brigade
  776. The choice is simple.
  777. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  778. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  779. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  780. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  781. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  782. The dress is black and white!
  783. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  784. The ents met the triffids
  785. the event horizon returned
  786. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  787. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  788. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  789. The French space program
  790. the game begins...
  791. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  792. The HORROR!
  793. their love was doomed from the start...
  794. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  795. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  796. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  797. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  798. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  799. The Little Borg Prince
  800. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  801. The moon landing was a lie
  802. The moon looks weird today
  803. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  804. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  805. The newest Olympic sport
  806. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  807. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  808. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  809. The prophecy was true!
  810. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  811. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  812. There's a third bump, growing fast
  813. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  814. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  815. There goes the neighborhood...
  816. there snow such thing as global warming
  817. The second mouse gets the cheese
  818. These cravings will never stop
  819. The secret to infinite storage space
  820. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  821. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  822. The solution to all life's problems
  823. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  824. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  825. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  826. The time has come.
  827. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  828. The unforgiving war on health
  829. The view outside of my airplane window.
  830. The vlog was better than the movie
  831. the way of the future
  832. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  833. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  834. They're all watching me
  835. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  836. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
  837. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  838. they said we couldn't play god
  839. They see me rolling, they hating
  840. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  841. The Zebra was lying down
  842. This apple got a face on it dog
  843. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  844. This explains everything
  845. This explains it all
  846. This guy...
  847. This is a cat
  848. This is a good idea
  849. This is exactly what you think it is
  850. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  851. This is how you get ants!
  852. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  853. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  854. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  855. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  856. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  857. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  858. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  859. This is what happiness looks like
  860. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  861. This is what i had for breakfast
  862. This is why I'm not an EMT
  863. This is why we can't have good things
  864. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  865. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  866. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  867. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  868. This photo mooves me
  869. This photo was taken from my basement
  870. This photo was taken from my iphone
  871. this was in the bible
  872. this was my inspiration
  873. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  874. those weren't Altoids.
  875. Threaten large birds... check.
  876. throwing epic shade!
  877. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  878. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  879. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  880. Today i am a Chinese clock
  881. To infinity and Birdyond!
  882. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  883. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  884. too much lens flare?
  885. too much right beef
  886. To the victor go the spoils.
  887. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  888. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  889. Travel the length of these massive bison
  890. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  891. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  892. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  893. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  894. True Self-Control
  895. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
  896. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  897. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  898. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  899. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  900. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  901. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  902. two great tastes that go great together
  903. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  904. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  905. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  906. unhappy in space
  907. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  908. Universe man, Universe man...
  909. Unzipped sock
  910. USB SUX
  911. Use the force responsibly.
  912. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  913. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  914. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
  915. Visited mom today
  916. Visual representation of Dubstep
  917. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  918. Wait, you can see that too
  919. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  920. Wait for it...
  921. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  922. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  923. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  924. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  925. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  926. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  927. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  928. We've got a problem
  929. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  930. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  931. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  932. Weeeee!!!
  933. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  934. we have the technology.
  935. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  936. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  937. welcome to the internet
  938. welcome to the space jam
  939. We live in a golden age!
  940. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  941. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  942. Well, now this is a thing.
  943. well, so much for the space program
  944. Well, this is a puzzling development.
  945. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  946. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  947. we sail the ocean orange
  948. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  949. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  950. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
  951. What, Me worry?
  952. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  953. What are you, a dictionary?
  954. What could go wrong?
  955. What could possibly go wrong™?
  956. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  957. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  958. What? It's always that color.
  959. what to have for breakfast?
  960. When everything looks like a hammer
  961. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  962. When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
  963. Where are the three sea shells?
  964. Where did THAT come from?
  965. Where did this road come from?!?
  966. where do all the cheetos go
  967. Where do I plug this in?
  968. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  969. where to buy spanish ham ?
  970. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  971. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  972. Who came first?
  973. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  974. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  975. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  976. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  977. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  978. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  979. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  980. Why are there ants on my face?!
  981. Why did it have to end this Way?
  982. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  983. Why do dogs like this?
  984. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  985. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  986. Why do people do this?
  987. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  988. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
  989. Why?
  990. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  991. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  992. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  993. Worst pokemon ever
  994. Wow, did you see that??!!
  995. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  996. Wow. Just, Wow.
  997. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  998. WTF!?
  999. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1000. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1001. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1002. YES
  1003. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1004. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
  1005. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1006. You are not a good person
  1007. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1008. you know, for kids
  1009. You must be new here.
  1010. You want to know how i got these scars?
  1011. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1012. Zoidgebra 101
  1013. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1014. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  1015. [user was banned for this text]
  1016. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1017. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
  1018. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1019. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1020. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
  1021. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1022. 💩

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  1. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  2. You'll never guess what happens next...
  3. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  4. Wow. Just, Wow.
  5. two great tastes that go great together
  6. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  7. forgot to turn the oven off!
  8. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  9. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  10. damn tree!
  11. I lost my wrist
  12. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  13. super high intensity training at NORAD
  14. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  15. #justnasathings
  16. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  17. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  18. hello darkness my old friend
  19. The HORROR!
  20. Why do people do this?
  21. I say: nuts to that!
  22. New means to help collect more evidence
  23. Had to settle for a beard
  24. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  25. So, this happened.
  26. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  27. I found a three fingered kitten!
  28. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  29. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  30. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  31. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  32. mYTH BUSTED!
  33. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  34. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  35. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  36. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  37. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  38. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  39. #DrinkSaltwater
  40. Not a fruit
  41. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  42. me and all my friends
  43. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  44. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  45. All flesh is grass
  46. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  47. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  48. Come on party people, put your hands together
  49. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  50. is the eject button meant to do this?
  51. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  52. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  53. New car flipping world record set
  54. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  55. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  56. Light traffic today.
  57. Is this room 101?
  58. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  59. Oh bother not again
  60. Unzipped sock
  61. This is a cat
  62. Eat my shorts
  63. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  64. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  65. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  66. Yeah... never gonna happen
  67. No guitar without a sombrero
  68. check out my new pet
  69. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  70. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  71. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  72. That sweater is so 2013
  73. #Long_Exposure
  74. I don't think this is working
  75. Thanks!
  76. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  77. You must be new here.
  78. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  79. #nofilter
  80. Today i am a Chinese clock
  81. I never understood that part of the bibile
  82. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  83. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  84. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  85. would you choose the microwave over this?
  86. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  87. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  88. I dream of death
  89. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  90. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  91. My hero
  92. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  93. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  94. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  95. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  96. in line at the dmv
  97. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  98. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  99. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  100. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  101. This guy...
  102. This is why I'm not an EMT
  103. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  104. <3 hanging out with saruman
  105. just cos()
  106. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  107. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  108. Mmm, Spider cake!
  109. leapfrog, anyone?
  110. welcome to the space jam
  111. The Zebra was lying down
  112. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  113. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  114. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  115. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  116. Magnified 10,000 times
  117. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  118. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  119. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  120. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  121. Threaten large birds... check.
  122. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  123. There's a third bump, growing fast
  124. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  125. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  126. Steve is realxing
  127. A job so boring a bird could do it
  128. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  129. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  130. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  131. 突っ込むところもねい！
  132. Spaaaaaaaace!
  133. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  134. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  135. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  136. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  137. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  138. smiling is for optimists
  139. my new duvet cover!
  140. Do my feet look fat?
  141. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  142. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  143. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  144. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  145. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  146. The time has come.
  147. is good idea yes
  148. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  149. Pizza TIME
  150. The next generation of crypto currencies
  151. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  152. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  153. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  154. The best brick joke possible.
  155. Don't have a cow, man
  156. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  157. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  158. These cravings will never stop
  159. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  160. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  161. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  162. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  163. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  164. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  165. I'd call this experiment a success.
  166. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  167. The solution to all life's problems
  168. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  169. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  170. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  171. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  172. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  173. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  174. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  175. emergency butter delivery
  176. i'm now 75% more efficient
  177. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  178. i was gonna eat that
  179. #bedhead
  180. Me, before the topical ointment
  181. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  182. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  183. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  184. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  185. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  186. The unforgiving war on health
  187. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  188. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  189. take two, they are small
  190. Allons-Y!
  191. what to have for breakfast?
  192. Why potato why?
  193. back on tinder!
  194. I broke cookie clicker...
  195. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  196. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  197. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  198. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  199. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  200. too much right beef
  201. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  202. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  203. look what i found underneath my pillow
  204. take that atheists
  205. Crocodile Pink Eye
  206. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  207. Things Lost in couch cushions
  208. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  209. I knew there would be side effects
  210. Nope nope nope nope nope
  211. I broke the etch & sketch
  212. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  213. #vampiremirrorselfie
  214. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  215. Aaaaaargh
  216. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  217. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  218. I think there's something here
  219. Worst pokemon ever
  220. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  221. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  222. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  223. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  224. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  225. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  226. Where did THAT come from?
  227. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  228. #toothproblems
  229. You did what in my tuba?
  230. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  231. This apple got a face on it dog
  232. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  233. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  234. #Donthate #Truelove
  235. should i see a doctor about this?
  236. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  237. I blame supernasa
  238. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  239. That's just not very funny
  240. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  241. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  242. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  243. Rollerskating always was overrated
  244. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  245. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  246. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  247. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  248. First day of school.
  249. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  250. this was my inspiration
  251. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  252. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  253. Don't inhale!
  254. My baby is learning how to write!
  255. Like my new nails?
  256. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  257. they said we couldn't play god
  258. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  259. Oh god is it still following me?
  260. When you get a perfect score on your test
  261. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  262. like my new haircut?
  263. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  264. Just Got A new camera phone!
  265. Just one of those days
  266. NICE MULTIPANTS
  267. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  268. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  269. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  270. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  271. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  272. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  273. ack
  274. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  275. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  276. AGHHHHH
  277. Is this real life?
  278. He was never seen again
  279. new phone who dis
  280. hgghjg
  281. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  282. bURMA sHAVE!
  283. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  284. The Little Borg Prince
  285. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  286. Universe man, Universe man...
  287. Fancy
  288. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  289. no one ever suspected the shovel
  290. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  291. What, Me worry?
  292. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  293. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  294. Mentos and lava
  295. cthulu caught me slipping
  296. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  297. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  298. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  299. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  300. The secret to infinite storage space
  301. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  302. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  303. What could go wrong?
  304. those weren't Altoids.
  305. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  306. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  307. i do the same thing at frat parties
  308. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  309. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  310. Hoverboard to full power!
  311. Goldilocks party!
  312. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  313. He nailed it!
  314. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  315. This photo was taken from my basement
  316. when you see it...
  317. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  318. #Toobigtofall
  319. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  320. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  321. Perspective issues
  322. I'm lost without your love, baby
  323. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  324. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  325. peeling back the pages of history
  326. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  327. lol, no i didn't jump
  328. get your ass to mars
  329. YES
  330. The building blocks of life
  331. Cruise Kingdom
  332. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  333. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  334. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  335. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  336. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  337. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  338. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  339. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  340. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  341. this is just a tribute #thed
  342. I got the job!
  343. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  344. rm -rf /
  345. I just can't see the point anymore
  346. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  347. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  348. #Nailpolish
  349. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  350. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  351. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  352. welcome to Argentina
  353. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  354. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  355. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  356. Self Portrait: Complete.
  357. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  358. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  359. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  360. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  361. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  362. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  363. whoops GPS error
  364. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  365. the charge of the light brigade
  366. prototype soccer ball
  367. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  368. every breath you take, every move you make
  369. I wonder what will this lead to...
  370. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  371. Houston, we are the problem
  372. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  373. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  374. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  375. My new tattoo
  376. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  377. reverse et
  378. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  379. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  380. Soon. Soon...
  381. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  382. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  383. Ce n'est pas un canard
  384. "I am So. Much. More."
  385. bit nosy, aren't you?
  386. my wonderful dad!
  387. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  388. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  389. #notallmen
  390. This is exactly what you think it is
  391. The view outside of my airplane window.
  392. Just another day in paradise
  393. Mistakes were made.
  394. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  395. go home elephant you are drunk
  396. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  397. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  398. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  399. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  400. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  401. My gout's acting up again
  402. now you're hungry too.
  403. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  404. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  405. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  406. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  407. The infamous Snow-muon.
  408. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  409. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  410. Got your nose!
  411. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  412. Field Trip!
  413. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  414. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  415. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  416. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  417. I lost my wits
  418. Oy, my giblets!
  419. Oh no! Not Again.
  420. Me llamo t-bone
  421. [user was banned for this text]
  422. Oh no! Not again.
  423. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  424. Black box recorder
  425. Oh No! Not again!
  426. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  427. The side of my car. #roadrage
  428. One year ago I looked like this
  429. Copernicus: The early years
  430. about to die lol
  431. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  432. i need to do my laundry more often.
  433. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  434. I don't know
  435. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  436. my new boss
  437. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  438. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  439. WARRRBLGARBL
  440. apple's new offering: iscream
  441. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  442. Any hatchlings in here?
  443. Bazookateer crossing
  444. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  445. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  446. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  447. this guy keeps following me
  448. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  449. >< ))*>
  450. the way of the future
  451. Maths are hard
  452. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  453. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  454. passed another hitch hiker
  455. and then there were nine
  456. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  457. Look out!
  458. I 'M out of the acorn
  459. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  460. Cant explain that
  461. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  462. come on, put on the slippers.
  463. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  464. Fulfilling western ideals!
  465. How did the mars rover get here?
  466. The horrors of war
  467. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  468. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  469. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  470. London
  471. The ents met the triffids
  472. #delfie
  473. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  474. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  475. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  476. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  477. SIDE GOER 4
  478. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  479. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  480. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  481. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  482. #flavorbomb
  483. #Hopeicanfly
  484. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  485. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  486. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  487. Deal with it
  488. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  489. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  490. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  491. Nothing new under the sun
  492. worst horse ever :(
  493. look what happened to my satellite
  494. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  495. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  496. Parlez vous Francais?
  497. "...The Aristocrats."
  498. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  499. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  500. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  501. truly, i am euphoric
  502. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  503. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  504. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  505. I'll catch it one day
  506. I can has cheezburger?
  507. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  508. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  509. ha ha ha... no.
  510. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  511. Day 12: it's going well I think
  512. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  513. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  514. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  515. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  516. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  517. True Self-Control
  518. I should really separate those
  519. I loled my head off!!!
  520. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  521. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  522. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  523. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  524. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  525. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  526. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  527. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  528. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  529. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  530. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  531. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  532. stipple slash of saturn
  533. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  534. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  535. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  536. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  537. i pushed this. was that bad?
  538. kang, do i look good in this?
  539. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  540. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  541. Da_FEELS###!
  542. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  543. just another cat video
  544. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  545. it's in a good part of town
  546. The cat brought in another bird.
  547. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  548. I don't want to set the world on fire
  549. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  550. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  551. My tastes are very... singular
  552. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  553. Use the force responsibly.
  554. their love was doomed from the start...
  555. Another one bites the dust
  556. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  557. Check out my new sonic oc!
  558. Spiders. Nope.
  559. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  560. Apparently it's a thing now...
  561. I think I need new glasses.
  562. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  563. the only people for me are the mad ones
  564. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  565. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  566. The birds found the hobbit hole
  567. finally got that squid stache
  568. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  569. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  570. Cakephants are my new friends
  571. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  572. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  573. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  574. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  575. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  576. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  577. I was late
  578. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  579. I can take photos with my teeth!
  580. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  581. well, so much for the space program
  582. and to think this is where it all started
  583. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  584. The choice is simple.
  585. Penguins are people too #equality
  586. Captain obvious strikes again
  587. Selfie #Nofilter
  588. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  589. i think i need to get out more.
  590. Best Halloween costume yet!
  591. mario Kart is harder in real life
  592. My clothes need a wash...
  593. such lambda
  594. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  595. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  596. #notamodel #nofilter
  597. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  598. are you sure this is a commandline?
  599. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  600. run little ghost, run!
  601. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  602. Do I look like a penguin?
  603. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  604. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  605. An eight-stringed octopus?
  606. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  607. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  608. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  609. Dude, where's my car?
  610. Picking mushrooms
  611. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  612. #nomakeup #natural
  613. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  614. Not Again :(
  615. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  616. Weeeee!!!
  617. everyday i'm shoveling
  618. It's not a good part of town
  619. I just don't get recursion.
  620. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  621. That's not a nut!
  622. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  623. What has science done?!
  624. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  625. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  626. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  627. The newest Olympic sport
  628. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  629. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  630. This explains everything
  631. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  632. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  633. One of the less popular Transformers.
  634. My cat barfed this out
  635. #CATSANDBIRDS
  636. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  637. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  638. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  639. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  640. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  641. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  642. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  643. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  644. Oops.
  645. everything makes sense now
  646. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  647. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  648. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  649. i hate it when this happens
  650. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  651. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  652. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  653. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  654. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  655. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  656. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  657. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  658. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  659. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  660. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  661. I've made a huge mistake
  662. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  663. a spherical cow
  664. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  665. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  666. big ben is going down.
  667. It was the rational response
  668. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  669. THAT'S NO MOON
  670. Click to show secret text
  671. My nose will grow now.
  672. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  673. no wonder the cat always sits here
  674. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  675. #drbalanced
  676. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  677. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  678. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  679. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  680. This photo was taken from my iphone
  681. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  682. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  683. What could possibly go wrong™?
  684. that's me!
  685. clever girl.....
  686. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  687. stay away from my eggcorns
  688. I'm a fighter!
  689. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  690. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  691. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  692. Oh God! It's happening again!
  693. void main() { fork; }
  694. Visual representation of Dubstep
  695. First time posting, please be nice
  696. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  697. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  698. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  699. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  700. my taco face
  701. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  702. Eating my breakfast!
  703. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  704. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  705. First post, be friendly
  706. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  707. Minister! We're running out of time.
  708. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  709. #Photobomb
  710. they said be careful, we said yolo
  711. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  712. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  713. I'm ready!
  714. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  715. What? It's always that color.
  716. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  717. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  718. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  719. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  720. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  721. Big bowl of star-flakes
  722. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  723. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  724. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  725. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  726. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  727. help wanted. inquire within.
  728. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  729. How many can there be?
  730. I CHOOSE YOU!
  731. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  732. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  733. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  734. that's one nasty burn!
  735. Dominos delivers!
  736. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  737. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  738. #BROKEN
  739. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  740. Where do I plug this in?
  741. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  742. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  743. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  744. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  745. Zeus takes his revenge
  746. My new cat is awesome
  747. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  748. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  749. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  750. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  751. This is a good idea
  752. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  753. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  754. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  755. My house is my castle
  756. I just bought this
  757. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  758. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  759. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  760. omfg, space bugs
  761. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  762. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  763. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  764. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  765. monkey movember
  766. Why are there ants on my face?!
  767. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  768. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  769. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  770. bowTieght!
  771. diy abortion
  772. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  773. #nomakeup #justnatural
  774. Am I a Pokemon?
  775. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  776. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  777. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  778. #comfortfood
  779. best republican caucus ever!
  780. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  781. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  782. OMG Becky look at her butt
  783. #giganticflower #headshot
  784. Magnificent as fuck
  785. #DANGERZONE
  786. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  787. australia is not NZ!
  788. Nasa is fully funded
  789. An unsuccessful bike design...
  790. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  791. Why do dogs like this?
  792. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  793. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  794. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  795. I found it!!!!!!!
  796. look ma, no hands!
  797. The second mouse gets the cheese
  798. Is this too cheesy?
  799. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  800. Quite.
  801. New amazon product
  802. It's a cat ass trophy
  803. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  804. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  805. haha oh my cat
  806. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  807. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  808. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  809. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  810. i'll never get tired of this.
  811. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  812. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  813. New haircut!
  814. ksp mission success
  815. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  816. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  817. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  818. The moon landing was a lie
  819. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  820. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  821. So, it has come to this...
  822. Zoidgebra 101
  823. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  824. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  825. Selfie in the morning
  826. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  827. The dress is black and white!
  828. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  829. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  830. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  831. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  832. Somewhere, this exists.
  833. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  834. 3 year olds first lego experience
  835. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  836. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  837. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  838. real letters have curves #Serif
  839. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  840. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  841. If you've got a moustache...
  842. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  843. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  844. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  845. #onering #fuckhobbits
  846. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  847. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  848. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  849. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  850. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  851. I like this picture
  852. only 90s kids will get this!
  853. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  854. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  855. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  856. #lifehacks
  857. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  858. This is why we can't have good things
  859. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  860. Bay-bae lolz
  861. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  862. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  863. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  864. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  865. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  866. Banana invasion in progress
  867. How does this work again?
  868. Why did it have to end this Way?
  869. This photo mooves me
  870. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  871. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  872. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  873. omg too much chiplote
  874. oh look, a penny
  875. Mari-OH
  876. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  877. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  878. I think I can... I think I can
  879. and suddenly, popcorn
  880. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  881. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  882. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  883. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  884. it's pretty dark in this box
  885. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  886. Burnination? Huh?
  887. Death star model 0.0.73
  888. Where did this road come from?!?
  889. how do you get the screensaver off?
  890. I has a sad
  891. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  892. It's a Finger trap
  893. I forgot to get a plane
  894. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  895. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  896. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  897. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  898. My parents took away my phone privileges
  899. furrowed mustache
  900. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  901. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  902. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  903. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  904. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  905. That's not a chicken
  906. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  907. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  908. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  909. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  910. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  911. i love a good featureless white void
  912. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  913. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  914. father & daughter re-unite!
  915. That's too much, man!
  916. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  917. 💩
  918. feeding my pet
  919. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  920. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  921. #hoax
  922. crawling and texting #badcombination
  923. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  924. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  925. NUTS!
  926. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  927. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  928. best day evar!!!!
  929. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  930. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  931. there snow such thing as global warming
  932. wake up sheeple!
  933. Well, now this is a thing.
  934. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  935. Goodnight moon
  936. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  937. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  938. No more sorrow!
  939. I've been robbed!
  940. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  941. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  942. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  943. Do the Harlem Shake
  944. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  945. too much lens flare?
  946. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  947. Click "Like" when you see it!
  948. April Fools!
  949. flying car - it is now officially the future
  950. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  951. Why?
  952. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  953. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  954. When everything looks like a hammer
  955. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  956. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  957. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  958. Top of the world
  959. intertial reference frame, activate!
  960. Moses lied to me.
  961. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  962. The evolution of fun
  963. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  964. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  965. I can walk on my hands
  966. Let's have a blinking contest
  967. this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
  968. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  969. No lie, this is delicious
  970. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  971. Black begins and wins.
  972. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  973. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  974. Sun deflation: optimal
  975. one does not simply wok into mordor
  976. Oh, Canada...
  977. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  978. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  979. One of these things doesn't belong.
  980. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  981. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  982. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  983. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  984. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  985. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  986. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  987. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  988. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  989. Do my feet smell?
  990. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  991. #twinsies
  992. really not how I thought I would die
  993. This elevator has no 'down'!
  994. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  995. Rock, paper, FACE
  996. We live in a golden age!
  997. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  998. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  999. inner city air conditioning
  1000. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  1001. What is your Pony Personality?
  1002. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  1003. #satellite #navigation
  1004. Wait for it...
  1005. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1006. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  1007. Thanks Obama!
  1008. married a cat
  1009. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1010. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  1011. NO. JUST NO.
  1012. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  1013. moo!
  1014. #me #throwbackthursday
  1015. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  1016. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  1017. who do you think I am?
  1018. OMG! Kittens!
  1019. Damn, two o'clock already?
  1020. Hat in the cat strike back!
  1021. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  1022.  ?????????????
  1023. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  1024. #hashtag
  1025. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1026. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  1027. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  1028. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  1029. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  1030. quack quack, motherflipper
  1031. Just some home decorating
  1032. The French space program
  1033. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1034. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  1035. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  1036. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1037. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  1038. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  1039. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  1040. He did say it was edible
  1041. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1042. is that a war walrus?
  1043. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1044. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1045. Robots in much better disguise
  1046. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1047. Please send help.
  1048. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  1049. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1050. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  1051. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1052. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  1053. this didn't last long.
  1054. My new haircut!
  1055. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1056. Spring has sprang
  1057. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  1058. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  1059. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  1060. still better than last year in ottawa
  1061. He left me! :ccc
  1062. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1063. Always get a full nights rest
  1064. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  1065. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1066. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1067. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  1068. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1069. 8.5 hours later...
  1070. Look at me jumping!
  1071. they dont need us anymore
  1072. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1073. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  1074. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1075. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  1076. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  1077. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1078. Life on the moon.
  1079. Oh no, it's the moon
  1080. New headcanon:
  1081. WTF!?
  1082. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  1083. where do all the cheetos go
  1084. the event horizon returned
  1085. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  1086. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1087. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  1088. Job interview today.
  1089. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  1090. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  1091. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1092. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1093. All my selfies be like
  1094. last march of the ents
  1095. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  1096. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1097. What are pixels?
  1098. Obama pardons Santa claus
  1099. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1100. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1101. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  1102. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  1103. My dad in the army
  1104. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  1105. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1106. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  1107. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  1108. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1109. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  1110. taken from earth orbit
  1111. Burrito night
  1112. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1113. #duckface
  1114. Now turn it upside-down
  1115. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1116. In my dreams I'm always strong
  1117. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  1118. They see me rolling, they hating
  1119. This is what happiness looks like
  1120. A window into my soul
  1121. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1122. capes are in fashion
  1123. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  1124. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1125. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1126. So...Magnets, right?
  1127. What are you, a dictionary?
  1128. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1129. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  1130. Is there really any point? FML
  1131. big data strikes back
  1132. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1133. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1134. Wait, you can see that too
  1135. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  1136. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  1137. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  1138. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  1139. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  1140. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  1141. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1142. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  1143. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  1144. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1145. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  1146. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  1147. you know, for kids
  1148. I solved the debt crisis!
  1149. Best map projection ever
  1150. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1151. My 7 picture is upside down
  1152. look at me, i'm from England!
  1153. So thats What Jesus did
  1154. Never gonna give you up...
  1155. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  1156. the rest is darkness and decay
  1157. #illuminati
  1158. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  1159. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1160. #fallingfromorbit
  1161. The taste stays with you forever
  1162. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  1163. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  1164. It is never safe.
  1165. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  1166. I am a beautiful person.
  1167. school's out!
  1168. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  1169. love it!
  1170. reverse microwave oven
  1171. check out my usb sword!
  1172. I knew I nailed it!
  1173. My Hobby: freaking people out
  1174. share and enjoy
  1175. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1176. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1177. Beyond Level 256...
  1178. This is what i had for breakfast
  1179. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1180. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1181. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1182. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1183. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1184. This is how you get ants!
  1185. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  1186. Are you kidding me?
  1187. Foiled again by the bell curve
  1188. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  1189. found this on google maps earlier.
  1190. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  1191. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  1192. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  1193. My selfie stick broke.
  1194. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  1195. I thought of it, and it happened
  1196. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
  1197. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1198. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  1199. It's the little things
  1200. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1201. Man, it's windy
  1202. this plot is odd.
  1203. My server cooling system.
  1204. Who came first?
  1205. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1206. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  1207. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  1208. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1209. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  1210. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  1211. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  1212. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  1213. Is it really today, already?
  1214. amazons newest delivery method
  1215. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  1216. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  1217. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  1218. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  1219. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1220. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  1221. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1222. Oh here we go
  1223. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  1224. Monday mornings
  1225. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  1226. When pandas have nightmares
  1227. Do I look fat in this photo?
  1228. #caturday
  1229. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1230. my cat is sick
  1231. Finally here!
  1232. Pants Optional
  1233. is this just a fantasy?
  1234. We are not men. we are devo.
  1235. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1236. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  1237. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  1238. Not as healthy as it looks
  1239. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  1240. for you
  1241. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  1242. The vlog was better than the movie
  1243. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  1244. who sent me a bobcat?
  1245. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  1246. cest ne pas un pipe
  1247. today's to do list
  1248. so, scientology...
  1249. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1250. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  1251. Oh, that's where I left them!
  1252. Notice anything different?
  1253. i wonder why you left me here.
  1254. Muahahahahahah
  1255. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  1256. If you're brave enough...
  1257. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  1258. Minimalist cat
  1259. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1260. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  1261. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1262. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  1263. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1264. Love is creepy
  1265. FML
  1266. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1267. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  1268. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  1269. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  1270. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1271. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  1272. i've never felt so alone.
  1273. Look at my dollar coin
  1274. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1275. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1276. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1277. Angry sofa is angry.
  1278. sad cow is sad
  1279. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  1280. Oh shit, not again.
  1281. How did I get here?
  1282. To the victor go the spoils.
  1283. It's bigger after you put it together.
  1284. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1285. Worth it for the karma.
  1286. Asteroids hate him!
  1287. The knids are hungry
  1288. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1289. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1290. throwing epic shade!
  1291. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1292. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  1293. Would you like to play a game?
  1294. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1295. Dryads. that is all.
  1296. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  1297. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  1298. Look at my new blue dress!
  1299. Just a little more to the right
  1300. I got this in the mail today
  1301. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1302. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  1303. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  1304. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  1305. mmm...vegemite...
  1306. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  1307. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  1308. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  1309. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  1310. the game begins...
  1311. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  1312. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1313. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1314. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1315. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  1316. This needs a motivational text
  1317. just playing with my pet
  1318. The prophecy was true!
  1319. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  1320. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  1321. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1322. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  1323. Look at that fart propulsion
  1324. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  1325. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  1326. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1327. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  1328. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1329. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1330. We've got a problem
  1331. Existance is an illusion
  1332. PostPostModern art
  1333. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  1334. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  1335. Fucking CAKE
  1336. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  1337. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  1338. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1339. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  1340. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1341. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  1342. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  1343. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  1344. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1345. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1346. There goes the neighborhood...
  1347. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  1348. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  1349. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  1350. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  1351. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  1352. You are not a good person
  1353. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  1354. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  1355. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1356. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1357. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  1358. I don't get it either.
  1359. Jesus Wept
  1360. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  1361. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1362. #DARE to #DREAM
  1363. Park and ride
  1364. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
  1365. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  1366. in theathers, close to you
  1367. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  1368. Whale Selfie!
  1369. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  1370. I hate this channel
  1371. *Tips fedora*
  1372. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  1373. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  1374. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  1375. Weather's Crazy today
  1376. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  1377. High Bro, five.
  1378. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  1379. Lack of cucumbers
  1380. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  1381. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  1382. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1383. look at my new dog!
  1384. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1385. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  1386. AUUUGH
  1387. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  1388. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  1389. Myspace tom to ground control-
  1390. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1391. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  1392. someone take this banana off my face
  1393. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  1394. dOG SHAMING
  1395. We didn't start the fire
  1396. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1397. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1398. HODOR!
  1399. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1400. I'm a Real Boy!
  1401. Need a Haircut
  1402. gotta take big ben down a peg
  1403. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1404. BANANANANANANANANANA
  1405. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  1406. we sail the ocean orange
  1407. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1408. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  1409. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
  1410. I fought the law. They won
  1411. does my ass look big in this?
  1412. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  1413. I thought it would be bigger
  1414. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  1415. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  1416. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  1417. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1418. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
  1419. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  1420. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1421. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  1422. Christ, what an asshole.
  1423. rofl
  1424. Alan?
  1425. USB SUX
  1426. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  1427. Exes, am I right?
  1428. They're all watching me
  1429. My halloween costume
  1430. i've made a huge mistake
  1431. Making a selfie.
  1432. #imnotracistbut
  1433. Gotta catch em all.
  1434. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  1435. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  1436. #bornthisway
  1437. the hills have eyes
  1438. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1439. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  1440. I love star wars!
  1441. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  1442. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1443. Legal Issues
  1444. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  1445. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1446. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  1447. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1448. oh no you didn't
  1449. introducing the yolo distribution
  1450. I have tasted many fish
  1451. I don't regret pressing the button
  1452. stay out of my house, santa
  1453. I just want to watch the world burn
  1454. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  1455. See it again in slo mo
  1456. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  1457. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  1458. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1459. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  1460. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  1461. I will take that one please
  1462. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  1463. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  1464. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1465. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  1466. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  1467. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  1468. How is this still a thing?
  1469. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  1470. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  1471. #this_is_sparta
  1472. That is one dapper bird.
  1473. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  1474. this was in the bible
  1475. it's not what you think
  1476. the dog scanned my homework
  1477. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  1478. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  1479. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  1480. Great ScotT!
  1481. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  1482. How did I get here?!?
  1483. cowabunga dude
  1484. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  1485. photobombed again
  1486. #stublife
  1487. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
  1488. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1489. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
  1490. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1491. #parsnipandoldlace
  1492. I'm never going on chatroulette again
  1493. My hobby: photography
  1494. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  1495. i am wearing a bolo tie
  1496. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
  1497. it all fits together, guys!
  1498. the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
  1499. sorry dad
  1500. I think this is the wrong python script
  1501. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1502. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  1503. i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
  1504. Pac-man's missing piece
  1505. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  1506. Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
  1507. Where are the three sea shells?
  1508. Target Found.
  1509. This caught my eye
  1510. Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
  1511. they're all dead, dave.
  1512. This is symbolic.
  1513. i have a bad feeling about this.
  1514. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  1515. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1516. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  1517. Prius Love
  1518. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  1519. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
  1520. Ow.
  1521. This is just like my 5th birthday party.
  1522. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  1523. where to buy spanish ham ?
  1524. Vegans gonna hate
  1525. watching dune on shrooms
  1526. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  1527. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1528. Nutritionists hate this simple trick
  1529. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
  1530. HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
  1531. Is that a new pokemon?
  1532. leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
  1533. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1534. Press 'continue' to abort.
  1535. I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
  1536. Down time
  1537. This was the most unkindest cut of all
  1538. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  1539. Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
  1540. we have the technology.
  1541. how do i turn this off?
  1542. damned ninjas
  1543. is it midnight yet?
  1544. They're watching us.
  1545. HELP I'M just a pheasant
  1546. #Compromise
  1547. OMG I cannot even
  1548. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  1549. When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
  1550. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  1551. cowabunga, dudes!
  1552. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  1553. This is no cave
  1554. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1555. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  1556. I'd tap dat.
  1557. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
  1558. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  1559. One of those mornings...
  1560. yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
  1561. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1562. Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
  1563. breakfast in 'merica
  1564. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  1565. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  1566. it makes sense if you think about it
  1567. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  1568. the new usb feels like a step backward
  1569. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
  1570. I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
  1571. curiosity fed the cat
  1572. If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
  1573. We've given up trying to justify this.
  1574. this is not what i meant it to be
  1575. Max gentleman
  1576. awkward! . . .
  1577. He's been there for three days
  1578. Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
  1579. As you can see It's windy out here
  1580. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1581. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1582. Macklemore concert was awesome!
  1583. These aren't my sandwiches
  1584. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
  1585. Go purr yourself!
  1586. Everything truly IS awesome!
  1587. I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
  1588. The last thing you see before you die
  1589. Man in the Moon slumming
  1590. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
  1591. This explains it all
  1592. rodeo!!
  1593. Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
  1594. this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
  1595. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
  1596. Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
  1597. The magic smoke escaped :(
  1598. Does this look infected?
  1599. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  1600. Daylight spending time!
  1601. Sarlac ball pit!
  1602. my lasik didn't go so well.
  1603. Well, this is a puzzling development.
  1604. conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
  1605. Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
  1606. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  1607. It seemed better in my head
  1608. The moon looks weird today
  1609. duckface is the new radians
  1610. I lost my tooth
  1611. new drupal logo
  1612. Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
  1613. "Bake him away, toys"
  1614. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  1615. I have never been happy
  1616. I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
  1617. I believe in an afterbirth.
  1618. well, this really puts things in perspective.
  1619. i invented a thing
  1620. The signal came from this sector
  1621. I sentence you to deliciousness!
  1622. hobbitses
  1623. That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
  1624. Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
  1625. unhappy in space
  1626. Cat tax paid
  1627. it's like rain on your wedding day!
  1628. I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
  1629. Like a G6, baby, like a g6
  1630. I think i lost my dorsal fin
  1631. My cat is cuter than yours.
  1632. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
  1633. There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
  1634. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  1635. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  1636. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  1637. Found this mushroom, thought of you
  1638. it's fun to do bad things
  1639. As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
  1640. Ikea art
  1641. 4 8 15 16 23 42
  1642. I wonder if it will be friends with me
  1643. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
  1644. Happy Birthday!
  1645. always darekst before the dawn
  1646. Holy Meals on Wheels
  1647. IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
  1648. Belgium
  1649. International relationships are getting worse
  1650. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
  1651. when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
  1652. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  1653. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  1654. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
  1655. Only 90s kids will remember
  1656. i'm being ironic
  1657. YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
  1658. i don't have time for this!
  1659. Flat file viewing
  1660. how do I take photos with this?
  1661. I'd tap that
  1662. picture of my boyfriend
  1663. still, i think it was a good idea
  1664. Do you have a lighter?
  1665. I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
  1666. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
  1667. My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
  1668. for science!
  1669. #lolcats
  1670. welcome to the internet
  1671. DuckDuckGoes!
  1672. engage!
  1673. What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
  1674. nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
  1675. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
  1676. Life outside the matrix
  1677. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
  1678. You want to know how i got these scars?
  1679. Ayyyy LMAO!
  1680. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
  1681. #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
  1682. #sudowoodoproblems
  1683. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  1684. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
  1685. the oceans are made of sky tears
  1686. he is so cool
  1687. #rememberthetitans
  1688. funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
  1689. Has science gone too far?
  1690. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  1691. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
  1692. searching for brain, found this instead
  1693. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
  1694. Talking to my fans...
  1695. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1696. When in doubt, just blow on it!
  1697. #newhipsterbike
  1698. This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
  1699. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
  1700. Space from my window
  1701. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  1702. Flying fish had no affect on it
  1703. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  1704. ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
  1705. Evolution of puzzles
  1706. Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
  1707. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  1708. I got a new geigerteller
  1709. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1710. I'm a wizard!
  1711. My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
  1712. has anyone seen my force field generator?
  1713. Nom nom nom
  1714. it's bicycles all the way down
  1715. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  1716. MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
  1717. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  1718. It's smaller on the outside
  1719. Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
  1720. This squirrel really knows how to cook
  1721. File not found ... creating fake file...
  1722. hello you're on car talk
  1723. my toothache has got worse recently
  1724. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
  1725. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  1726. Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
  1727. Finally, new tires
  1728. So... those were real
  1729. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  1730. only 90 kids will remember this.
  1731. Solo Thumbwar
  1732. Just hangin' around
  1733. check out my new sauron fanfic
  1734. Is there a bee on my nose?
  1735. I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
  1736. i broke it
  1737. SOmething went wrong while shaving...
  1738. Before his untimely death.
  1739. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  1740. Massive orgy reaches climax
  1741. terminal velocity is a myth
  1742. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  1743. #GOD
  1744. I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
  1745. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  1746. what a bummer
  1747. Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
  1748. Hoping this makes it past customs
  1749. Waiting on hold with the insurance company
  1750. wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
  1751. crenellate good times, c'Mon!
  1752. Open wide!
  1753. Life is a matter of perspective, really.
  1754. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  1755. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  1756. This will make sense if you look at it upside down
  1757. rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
  1758. How's My new haircut?
  1759. I mistook myself for a bird
  1760. Visited mom today
  1761. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  1762. new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
  1763. I only wanted a cheeseburger
  1764. could anyone help me find my contacts?
  1765. Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
  1766. I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
  1767. ...monsters from the id...
  1768. ▒☺▒
  1769. OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
  1770. gone fishing
  1771. play it cool
  1772. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  1773. my euler circuit is alive!
  1774. #gps be like
  1775. #720_no_scope
  1776. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
  1777. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  1778. Dawn of the Bread
  1779. #blessed
  1780. Wake up, sheeple.
  1781. And so the hunt begins!
  1782. good old troubleshootin'
  1783. don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
  1784. Amirite??
  1785. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
  1786. Tamper-Proof
  1787. Have fun in the Alps lol
  1788. And the least of the five evils is....
  1789. This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
  1790. To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
  1791. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  1792. elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
  1793. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  1794. 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
  1795. I've discovered a new clean-power source
  1796. well, the keys are definitely lost....
  1797. I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
  1798. My first selfie!
  1799. "...The Aristocrats."
  1800. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  1801. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  1802. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  1803. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  1804. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  1805. "I am So. Much. More."
  1806. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  1807. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  1808. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  1809. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  1810. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  1811. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  1812. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  1813. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  1814. #bedhead
  1815. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  1816. #blessed
  1817. #bornthisway
  1818. #BROKEN
  1819. #CATSANDBIRDS
  1820. #caturday
  1821. #comfortfood
  1822. #DANGERZONE
  1823. #DARE to #DREAM
  1824. #delfie
  1825. #Donthate #Truelove
  1826. #drbalanced
  1827. #DrinkSaltwater
  1828. #duckface
  1829. #fallingfromorbit
  1830. #flavorbomb
  1831. #giganticflower #headshot
  1832. #hashtag
  1833. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  1834. #hoax
  1835. #Hopeicanfly
  1836. #illuminati
  1837. #imnotracistbut
  1838. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  1839. #justnasathings
  1840. #lifehacks
  1841. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  1842. #Long_Exposure
  1843. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  1844. #me #throwbackthursday
  1845. #Nailpolish
  1846. #nofilter
  1847. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  1848. #nomakeup #justnatural
  1849. #nomakeup #natural
  1850. #notallmen
  1851. #notamodel #nofilter
  1852. #onering #fuckhobbits
  1853. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  1854. #Photobomb
  1855. #satellite #navigation
  1856. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  1857. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  1858. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  1859. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  1860. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  1861. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  1862. #this_is_sparta
  1863. #Toobigtofall
  1864. #toothproblems
  1865. #twinsies
  1866. #vampiremirrorselfie
  1867. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  1868. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  1869. *Tips fedora*
  1870. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  1871. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  1872. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  1873. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  1874. 3 year olds first lego experience
  1875. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  1876. 8.5 hours later...
  1877. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  1878. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  1879. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  1880. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  1881. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  1882. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  1883. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  1884. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  1885. <3 hanging out with saruman
  1886. >< ))*>
  1887. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1888. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  1889. Aaaaaargh
  1890. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  1891. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  1892. about to die lol
  1893. ack
  1894. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  1895. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  1896. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  1897. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  1898. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  1899. AGHHHHH
  1900. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  1901. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  1902. A job so boring a bird could do it
  1903. Alan?
  1904. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  1905. All flesh is grass
  1906. All my selfies be like
  1907. Allons-Y!
  1908. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  1909. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  1910. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  1911. Always get a full nights rest
  1912. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  1913. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  1914. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  1915. amazons newest delivery method
  1916. Am I a Pokemon?
  1917. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  1918. and suddenly, popcorn
  1919. and then there were nine
  1920. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  1921. and to think this is where it all started
  1922. An eight-stringed octopus?
  1923. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  1924. Angry sofa is angry.
  1925. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  1926. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  1927. Another one bites the dust
  1928. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  1929. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  1930. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  1931. An unsuccessful bike design...
  1932. Any hatchlings in here?
  1933. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  1934. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  1935. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  1936. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  1937. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  1938. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  1939. Apparently it's a thing now...
  1940. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  1941. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  1942. apple's new offering: iscream
  1943. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
  1944. April Fools!
  1945. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  1946. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  1947. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  1948. Are you kidding me?
  1949. are you sure this is a commandline?
  1950. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  1951. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  1952. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  1953. a spherical cow
  1954. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  1955. Asteroids hate him!
  1956. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  1957. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  1958. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  1959. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  1960. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  1961. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  1962. australia is not NZ!
  1963. AUUUGH
  1964. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  1965. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  1966. A window into my soul
  1967. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  1968. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  1969. back on tinder!
  1970. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  1971. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  1972. Banana invasion in progress
  1973. BANANANANANANANANANA
  1974. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  1975. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  1976. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  1977. Bay-bae lolz
  1978. Bazookateer crossing
  1979. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  1980. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  1981. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  1982. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  1983. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  1984. best day evar!!!!
  1985. Best Halloween costume yet!
  1986. Best map projection ever
  1987. best republican caucus ever!
  1988. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  1989. Beyond Level 256...
  1990. big ben is going down.
  1991. Big bowl of star-flakes
  1992. big data strikes back
  1993. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  1994. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  1995. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  1996. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  1997. bit nosy, aren't you?
  1998. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  1999. Black begins and wins.
  2000. Black box recorder
  2001. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  2002. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  2003. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  2004. bowTieght!
  2005. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  2006. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  2007. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  2008. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  2009. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  2010. bURMA sHAVE!
  2011. Burnination? Huh?
  2012. Burrito night
  2013. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  2014. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  2015. Cakephants are my new friends
  2016. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  2017. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  2018. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  2019. Cant explain that
  2020. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  2021. capes are in fashion
  2022. Captain obvious strikes again
  2023. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  2024. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  2025. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  2026. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  2027. Ce n'est pas un canard
  2028. cest ne pas un pipe
  2029. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  2030. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  2031. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  2032. check out my new pet
  2033. Check out my new sonic oc!
  2034. check out my usb sword!
  2035. Christ, what an asshole.
  2036. clever girl.....
  2037. Click "Like" when you see it!
  2038. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  2039. Click to show secret text
  2040. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  2041. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  2042. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  2043. come on, put on the slippers.
  2044. Come on party people, put your hands together
  2045. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  2046. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  2047. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  2048. Copernicus: The early years
  2049. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  2050. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  2051. crawling and texting #badcombination
  2052. Crocodile Pink Eye
  2053. Cruise Kingdom
  2054. cthulu caught me slipping
  2055. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  2056. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  2057. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  2058. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  2059. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  2060. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  2061. Damn, two o'clock already?
  2062. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  2063. damned ninjas
  2064. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  2065. damn tree!
  2066. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  2067. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  2068. Dawn: The Final day
  2069. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  2070. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  2071. Day 12: it's going well I think
  2072. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  2073. Da_FEELS###!
  2074. Deal with it
  2075. Death star model 0.0.73
  2076. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  2077. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  2078. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  2079. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  2080. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  2081. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  2082. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  2083. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  2084. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  2085. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  2086. diy abortion
  2087. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  2088. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  2089. does my ass look big in this?
  2090. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  2091. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  2092. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  2093. dOG SHAMING
  2094. Do I look fat in this photo?
  2095. Do I look like a penguin?
  2096. Dominos delivers!
  2097. Do my feet look fat?
  2098. Do my feet smell?
  2099. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  2100. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  2101. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  2102. Don't have a cow, man
  2103. Don't inhale!
  2104. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  2105. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  2106. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  2107. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  2108. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  2109. Do the Harlem Shake
  2110. Down time
  2111. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  2112. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  2113. Do you have a lighter?
  2114. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  2115. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  2116. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  2117. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  2118. Dryads. that is all.
  2119. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  2120. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  2121. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  2122. Dude, where's my car?
  2123. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  2124. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  2125. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  2126. Eating my breakfast!
  2127. Eat my shorts
  2128. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  2129. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  2130. emergency butter delivery
  2131. engage!
  2132. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  2133. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  2134. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  2135. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  2136. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  2137. every breath you take, every move you make
  2138. everyday i'm shoveling
  2139. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  2140. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  2141. everything makes sense now
  2142. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  2143. Exes, am I right?
  2144. Existance is an illusion
  2145. Extreme beer pong
  2146. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  2147. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  2148. Fancy
  2149. father & daughter re-unite!
  2150. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  2151. feeding my pet
  2152. Field Trip!
  2153. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  2154. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  2155. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  2156. finally got that squid stache
  2157. Finally here!
  2158. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  2159. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  2160. First day of school.
  2161. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  2162. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  2163. First post, be friendly
  2164. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  2165. First time posting, please be nice
  2166. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  2167. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  2168. flying car - it is now officially the future
  2169. Flying fish had no affect on it
  2170. FML
  2171. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  2172. Foiled again by the bell curve
  2173. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  2174. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  2175. forgot to turn the oven off!
  2176. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  2177. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  2178. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  2179. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  2180. for you
  2181. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  2182. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  2183. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  2184. found this on google maps earlier.
  2185. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  2186. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  2187. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  2188. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  2189. Fucking CAKE
  2190. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  2191. Fulfilling western ideals!
  2192. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  2193. furrowed mustache
  2194. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  2195. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
  2196. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  2197. get your ass to mars
  2198. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  2199. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  2200. go home elephant you are drunk
  2201. Goldilocks party!
  2202. Goodnight moon
  2203. good old troubleshootin'
  2204. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  2205. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  2206. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  2207. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  2208. Gotta catch em all.
  2209. gotta take big ben down a peg
  2210. Got your nose!
  2211. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  2212. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  2213. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  2214. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  2215. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  2216. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  2217. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  2218. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  2219. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  2220. Had to settle for a beard
  2221. ha ha ha... no.
  2222. haha oh my cat
  2223. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  2224. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  2225. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  2226. Hat in the cat strike back!
  2227. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  2228. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  2229. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  2230. He did say it was edible
  2231. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  2232. He left me! :ccc
  2233. hello darkness my old friend
  2234. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  2235. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  2236. help wanted. inquire within.
  2237. He nailed it!
  2238. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  2239. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  2240. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  2241. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  2242. He was never seen again
  2243. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  2244. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  2245. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  2246. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  2247. hgghjg
  2248. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  2249. High Bro, five.
  2250. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  2251. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  2252. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  2253. HODOR!
  2254. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  2255. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  2256. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  2257. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  2258. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  2259. Houston, we are the problem
  2260. Hoverboard to full power!
  2261. How did I get here?
  2262. How did I get here?!?
  2263. How did the mars rover get here?
  2264. How does this work again?
  2265. how do i turn this off?
  2266. how do you get the screensaver off?
  2267. How is this still a thing?
  2268. How many can there be?
  2269. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  2270. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  2271. I'd call this experiment a success.
  2272. I'll catch it one day
  2273. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  2274. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  2275. i'll never get tired of this.
  2276. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  2277. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  2278. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  2279. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  2280. I'm a fighter!
  2281. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  2282. I'm a Real Boy!
  2283. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  2284. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  2285. I'm lost without your love, baby
  2286. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  2287. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  2288. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  2289. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  2290. i'm now 75% more efficient
  2291. I 'M out of the acorn
  2292. I'm ready!
  2293. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  2294. I've been robbed!
  2295. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  2296. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  2297. i've made a huge mistake
  2298. I've made a huge mistake
  2299. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  2300. i've never felt so alone.
  2301. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  2302. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  2303. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  2304. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  2305. I am a beautiful person.
  2306. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  2307. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  2308. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  2309. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  2310. I blame supernasa
  2311. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  2312. I broke cookie clicker...
  2313. I broke the etch & sketch
  2314. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  2315. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  2316. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  2317. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  2318. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  2319. I can has cheezburger?
  2320. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  2321. I can take photos with my teeth!
  2322. I can walk on my hands
  2323. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  2324. I CHOOSE YOU!
  2325. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  2326. I don't get it either.
  2327. I don't know
  2328. I don't regret pressing the button
  2329. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  2330. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  2331. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  2332. I don't think this is working
  2333. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  2334. I don't want to set the world on fire
  2335. i do the same thing at frat parties
  2336. I dream of death
  2337. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  2338. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  2339. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  2340. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  2341. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  2342. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  2343. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  2344. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  2345. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  2346. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  2347. I forgot to get a plane
  2348. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  2349. I fought the law. They won
  2350. I found a three fingered kitten!
  2351. I found it!!!!!!!
  2352. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  2353. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  2354. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  2355. If you're brave enough...
  2356. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  2357. If you've got a moustache...
  2358. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  2359. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  2360. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  2361. I got the job!
  2362. I got this in the mail today
  2363. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  2364. I has a sad
  2365. i hate it when this happens
  2366. I hate this channel
  2367. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  2368. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  2369. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  2370. I have tasted many fish
  2371. I just bought this
  2372. I just can't see the point anymore
  2373. I just don't get recursion.
  2374. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  2375. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  2376. I just want to watch the world burn
  2377. I knew I nailed it!
  2378. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  2379. I knew there would be side effects
  2380. I like this picture
  2381. I loled my head off!!!
  2382. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  2383. I lost my wits
  2384. I lost my wrist
  2385. i love a good featureless white void
  2386. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  2387. I love star wars!
  2388. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  2389. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  2390. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  2391. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  2392. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  2393. i need to do my laundry more often.
  2394. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  2395. I never understood that part of the bibile
  2396. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  2397. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  2398. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  2399. in line at the dmv
  2400. In my dreams I'm always strong
  2401. inner city air conditioning
  2402. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  2403. intertial reference frame, activate!
  2404. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  2405. in theathers, close to you
  2406. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  2407. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  2408. introducing the yolo distribution
  2409. i pushed this. was that bad?
  2410. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  2411. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  2412. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  2413. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  2414. I say: nuts to that!
  2415. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  2416. is good idea yes
  2417. I should really separate those
  2418. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  2419. Is it really today, already?
  2420. I solved the debt crisis!
  2421. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  2422. is that a war walrus?
  2423. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  2424. is the eject button meant to do this?
  2425. Is there really any point? FML
  2426. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  2427. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  2428. is this just a fantasy?
  2429. Is this real life?
  2430. Is this room 101?
  2431. Is this too cheesy?
  2432. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  2433. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  2434. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  2435. It's a cat ass trophy
  2436. It's a Finger trap
  2437. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  2438. It's bigger after you put it together.
  2439. it's in a good part of town
  2440. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  2441. It's not a good part of town
  2442. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  2443. it's not what you think
  2444. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  2445. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  2446. it's pretty dark in this box
  2447. It's the little things
  2448. it's the minecraft world
  2449. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  2450. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  2451. I think I can... I think I can
  2452. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  2453. I think I need new glasses.
  2454. i think i need to get out more.
  2455. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  2456. I think there's something here
  2457. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  2458. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  2459. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  2460. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  2461. I thought it would be bigger
  2462. I thought of it, and it happened
  2463. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  2464. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  2465. It is never safe.
  2466. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  2467. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  2468. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  2469. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  2470. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  2471. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  2472. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  2473. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  2474. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  2475. It was the rational response
  2476. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  2477. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  2478. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  2479. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  2480. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  2481. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  2482. i was gonna eat that
  2483. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  2484. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  2485. I was late
  2486. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  2487. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  2488. I will take that one please
  2489. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  2490. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  2491. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  2492. I wonder what will this lead to...
  2493. i wonder why you left me here.
  2494. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  2495. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  2496. Jesus Wept
  2497. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  2498. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  2499. Job interview today.
  2500. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  2501. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  2502. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  2503. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  2504. Just a little more to the right
  2505. just another cat video
  2506. Just another day in paradise
  2507. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  2508. just cos()
  2509. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  2510. Just Got A new camera phone!
  2511. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  2512. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  2513. Just one of those days
  2514. just playing with my pet
  2515. Just some home decorating
  2516. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  2517. just two more trips over the horizon
  2518. kang, do i look good in this?
  2519. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  2520. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  2521. ksp mission success
  2522. Lack of cucumbers
  2523. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  2524. last march of the ents
  2525. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  2526. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  2527. leapfrog, anyone?
  2528. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  2529. Legal Issues
  2530. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  2531. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  2532. Let's have a blinking contest
  2533. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  2534. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  2535. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  2536. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  2537. Life on the moon.
  2538. Light traffic today.
  2539. like my new haircut?
  2540. Like my new nails?
  2541. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  2542. lol, no i didn't jump
  2543. London
  2544. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  2545. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  2546. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  2547. look at me, i'm from England!
  2548. Look at me jumping!
  2549. Look at my dollar coin
  2550. Look at my new blue dress!
  2551. look at my new dog!
  2552. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  2553. Look at that fart propulsion
  2554. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  2555. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  2556. look ma, no hands!
  2557. Look out!
  2558. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  2559. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  2560. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  2561. look what happened to my satellite
  2562. look what i found underneath my pillow
  2563. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  2564. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  2565. Love is creepy
  2566. love it!
  2567. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  2568. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  2569. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  2570. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  2571. Magnificent as fuck
  2572. Magnified 10,000 times
  2573. Making a selfie.
  2574. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  2575. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  2576. Man, it's windy
  2577. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  2578. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  2579. Man in the Moon slumming
  2580. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  2581. Mari-OH
  2582. mario Kart is harder in real life
  2583. married a cat
  2584. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  2585. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  2586. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  2587. Maths are hard
  2588. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  2589. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  2590. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  2591. Me, before the topical ointment
  2592. me and all my friends
  2593. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  2594. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  2595. Me llamo t-bone
  2596. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  2597. Mentos and lava
  2598. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  2599. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  2600. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  2601. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  2602. Minimalist cat
  2603. Minister! We're running out of time.
  2604. Mistakes were made.
  2605. Mmm, Spider cake!
  2606. mmm...vegemite...
  2607. Monday mornings
  2608. monkey movember
  2609. moo!
  2610. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  2611. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  2612. Moses lied to me.
  2613. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  2614. Muahahahahahah
  2615. My 7 picture is upside down
  2616. My baby is learning how to write!
  2617. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  2618. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  2619. My cat barfed this out
  2620. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  2621. my cat is sick
  2622. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  2623. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  2624. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  2625. My clothes need a wash...
  2626. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  2627. My dad in the army
  2628. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  2629. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  2630. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  2631. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  2632. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  2633. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  2634. My gout's acting up again
  2635. My halloween costume
  2636. My hero
  2637. My Hobby: freaking people out
  2638. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  2639. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  2640. My house is my castle
  2641. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  2642. my new boss
  2643. My new cat is awesome
  2644. my new duvet cover!
  2645. My new haircut!
  2646. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  2647. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  2648. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  2649. My new tattoo
  2650. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  2651. My nose will grow now.
  2652. My parents took away my phone privileges
  2653. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  2654. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  2655. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  2656. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  2657. My selfie stick broke.
  2658. My server cooling system.
  2659. Myspace tom to ground control-
  2660. my taco face
  2661. My tastes are very... singular
  2662. mYTH BUSTED!
  2663. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  2664. my wonderful dad!
  2665. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  2666. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  2667. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  2668. Nasa is fully funded
  2669. Need a Haircut
  2670. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  2671. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  2672. Never gonna give you up...
  2673. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  2674. New amazon product
  2675. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  2676. New car flipping world record set
  2677. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  2678. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  2679. New haircut!
  2680. New headcanon:
  2681. New means to help collect more evidence
  2682. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  2683. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  2684. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  2685. new phone who dis
  2686. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  2687. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  2688. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  2689. NICE MULTIPANTS
  2690. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  2691. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  2692. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  2693. NO. JUST NO.
  2694. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  2695. No guitar without a sombrero
  2696. No lie, this is delicious
  2697. No more sorrow!
  2698. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  2699. no one ever suspected the shovel
  2700. Nope nope nope nope nope
  2701. No regrets on this new roofing material
  2702. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  2703. Not a fruit
  2704. Not Again :(
  2705. Not as healthy as it looks
  2706. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  2707. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  2708. Nothing new under the sun
  2709. Notice anything different?
  2710. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  2711. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  2712. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  2713. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  2714. no wonder the cat always sits here
  2715. Now turn it upside-down
  2716. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  2717. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  2718. now you're hungry too.
  2719. NUTS!
  2720. Obama pardons Santa claus
  2721. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  2722. Oh, Canada...
  2723. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  2724. Oh, that's where I left them!
  2725. Oh bother not again
  2726. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  2727. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  2728. Oh God! It's happening again!
  2729. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  2730. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  2731. Oh god is it still following me?
  2732. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  2733. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  2734. Oh here we go
  2735. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  2736. oh look, a penny
  2737. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  2738. Oh No! Not again!
  2739. Oh no! Not again.
  2740. Oh no! Not Again.
  2741. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  2742. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  2743. Oh no, it's the moon
  2744. oh no you didn't
  2745. Oh shit, not again.
  2746. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  2747. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  2748. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  2749. omfg, space bugs
  2750. OMG! Kittens!
  2751. OMG Becky look at her butt
  2752. omg too much chiplote
  2753. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  2754. one does not simply wok into mordor
  2755. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  2756. One of the less popular Transformers.
  2757. One of these things doesn't belong.
  2758. One year ago I looked like this
  2759. only 90s kids will get this!
  2760. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  2761. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  2762. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  2763. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  2764. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  2765. Oops.
  2766. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  2767. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  2768. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  2769. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  2770. Oy, my giblets!
  2771. Pants Optional
  2772. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  2773. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  2774. Park and ride
  2775. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  2776. Parlez vous Francais?
  2777. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  2778. passed another hitch hiker
  2779. peeling back the pages of history
  2780. Penguins are people too #equality
  2781. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  2782. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  2783. Perspective issues
  2784. Philae lander found!
  2785. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  2786. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  2787. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  2788. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  2789. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  2790. Picking mushrooms
  2791. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  2792. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  2793. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  2794. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  2795. Pizza TIME
  2796. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  2797. Please send help.
  2798. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  2799. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  2800. PostPostModern art
  2801. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  2802. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  2803. Press 'continue' to abort.
  2804. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  2805. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  2806. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  2807. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  2808. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  2809. Proof: loch ness monster.
  2810. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  2811. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  2812. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  2813. prototype soccer ball
  2814. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  2815. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  2816. quack quack, motherflipper
  2817. Quite.
  2818. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  2819. Ramen is squishy and soft
  2820. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  2821. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  2822. real letters have curves #Serif
  2823. really not how I thought I would die
  2824. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  2825. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  2826. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  2827. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  2828. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  2829. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  2830. reverse et
  2831. reverse microwave oven
  2832. rm -rf /
  2833. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  2834. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  2835. Robots in much better disguise
  2836. Rock, paper, FACE
  2837. rofl
  2838. Rollerskating always was overrated
  2839. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  2840. run little ghost, run!
  2841. sad cow is sad
  2842. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  2843. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  2844. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  2845. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  2846. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  2847. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  2848. school's out!
  2849. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  2850. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  2851. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  2852. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  2853. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  2854. See it again in slo mo
  2855. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  2856. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  2857. Selfie #Nofilter
  2858. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  2859. Selfie in the morning
  2860. Self Portrait: Complete.
  2861. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  2862. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  2863. share and enjoy
  2864. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  2865. She's got interesting taste in men.
  2866. should i see a doctor about this?
  2867. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  2868. SIDE GOER 4
  2869. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  2870. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  2871. smiling is for optimists
  2872. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  2873. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  2874. So, it has come to this...
  2875. so, scientology...
  2876. So, this happened.
  2877. So...Magnets, right?
  2878. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  2879. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  2880. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  2881. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  2882. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  2883. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  2884. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  2885. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  2886. someone take this banana off my face
  2887. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  2888. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  2889. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  2890. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  2891. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  2892. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  2893. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  2894. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  2895. Somewhere, this exists.
  2896. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  2897. Soon. Soon...
  2898. Sorry for the potato quality.
  2899. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  2900. So thats What Jesus did
  2901. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  2902. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  2903. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  2904. Spaaaaaaaace!
  2905. Spiders. Nope.
  2906. Spring has sprang
  2907. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  2908. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  2909. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  2910. stay away from my eggcorns
  2911. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  2912. stay out of my house, santa
  2913. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  2914. step one: cut a hole in the box
  2915. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  2916. Steve is realxing
  2917. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  2918. still better than last year in ottawa
  2919. stipple slash of saturn
  2920. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  2921. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  2922. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  2923. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  2924. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  2925. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  2926. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  2927. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  2928. such lambda
  2929. Sun deflation: optimal
  2930. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  2931. super high intensity training at NORAD
  2932. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  2933. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  2934. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  2935. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  2936. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  2937. taken from earth orbit
  2938. take that atheists
  2939. take two, they are small
  2940. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  2941. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  2942. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  2943. terminal velocity is a myth
  2944. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  2945. Thanks!
  2946. Thanks Obama!
  2947. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  2948. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  2949. That's just not very funny
  2950. that's me!
  2951. THAT'S NO MOON
  2952. That's not a chicken
  2953. That's not a nut!
  2954. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  2955. that's one nasty burn!
  2956. That's too much, man!
  2957. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  2958. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  2959. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  2960. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  2961. That is one dapper bird.
  2962. That sweater is so 2013
  2963. That was one hell of a party last night.
  2964. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  2965. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  2966. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  2967. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  2968. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  2969. The best brick joke possible.
  2970. The birds found the hobbit hole
  2971. The building blocks of life
  2972. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  2973. The cat brought in another bird.
  2974. the charge of the light brigade
  2975. The choice is simple.
  2976. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  2977. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  2978. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  2979. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  2980. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  2981. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  2982. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  2983. the dog scanned my homework
  2984. The dress is black and white!
  2985. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  2986. The ents met the triffids
  2987. the event horizon returned
  2988. The evolution of fun
  2989. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  2990. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  2991. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  2992. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  2993. The French space program
  2994. the game begins...
  2995. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  2996. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  2997. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  2998. the hills have eyes
  2999. The HORROR!
  3000. The horrors of war
  3001. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  3002. The infamous Snow-muon.
  3003. their love was doomed from the start...
  3004. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  3005. The knids are hungry
  3006. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  3007. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  3008. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  3009. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  3010. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  3011. The Little Borg Prince
  3012. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  3013. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  3014. The moon landing was a lie
  3015. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  3016. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  3017. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  3018. The newest Olympic sport
  3019. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  3020. The next generation of crypto currencies
  3021. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  3022. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  3023. the only people for me are the mad ones
  3024. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  3025. The Prodigy is in town!
  3026. The prophecy was true!
  3027. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  3028. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  3029. There's a third bump, growing fast
  3030. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  3031. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  3032. There goes the neighborhood...
  3033. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  3034. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  3035. there snow such thing as global warming
  3036. the rest is darkness and decay
  3037. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  3038. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  3039. the saddest moment of my childhood
  3040. These aren't my sandwiches
  3041. The second mouse gets the cheese
  3042. These cravings will never stop
  3043. The secret to infinite storage space
  3044. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  3045. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  3046. The side of my car. #roadrage
  3047. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  3048. The solution to all life's problems
  3049. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  3050. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  3051. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  3052. The taste stays with you forever
  3053. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  3054. The time has come.
  3055. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  3056. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  3057. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
  3058. The unforgiving war on health
  3059. The view outside of my airplane window.
  3060. The vlog was better than the movie
  3061. the way of the future
  3062. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  3063. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  3064. They're all watching me
  3065. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  3066. they dont need us anymore
  3067. they said be careful, we said yolo
  3068. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  3069. they said we couldn't play god
  3070. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  3071. They see me rolling, they hating
  3072. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  3073. The Zebra was lying down
  3074. Things Lost in couch cushions
  3075. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  3076. This apple got a face on it dog
  3077. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  3078. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  3079. this didn't last long.
  3080. This elevator has no 'down'!
  3081. This explains everything
  3082. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  3083. This guy...
  3084. this guy keeps following me
  3085. This is a cat
  3086. This is a good idea
  3087. This is exactly what you think it is
  3088. This is how you get ants!
  3089. this is just a tribute #thed
  3090. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  3091. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  3092. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  3093. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  3094. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  3095. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  3096. this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
  3097. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  3098. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  3099. This is twitter, right? #confused
  3100. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  3101. This is what happiness looks like
  3102. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  3103. This is what i had for breakfast
  3104. This is why I'm not an EMT
  3105. This is why we can't have good things
  3106. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  3107. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  3108. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  3109. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  3110. This needs a motivational text
  3111. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  3112. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  3113. This photo mooves me
  3114. This photo was taken from my basement
  3115. This photo was taken from my iphone
  3116. this plot is odd.
  3117. this was in the bible
  3118. this was my inspiration
  3119. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  3120. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  3121. those weren't Altoids.
  3122. Threaten large birds... check.
  3123. throwing epic shade!
  3124. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  3125. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  3126. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  3127. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  3128. today's to do list
  3129. Today i am a Chinese clock
  3130. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  3131. To infinity and Birdyond!
  3132. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  3133. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  3134. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  3135. too much lens flare?
  3136. too much right beef
  3137. Top of the world
  3138. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  3139. To the victor go the spoils.
  3140. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  3141. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  3142. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  3143. Travel the length of these massive bison
  3144. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  3145. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  3146. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  3147. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  3148. True Self-Control
  3149. truly, i am euphoric
  3150. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  3151. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  3152. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  3153. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  3154. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  3155. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  3156. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  3157. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  3158. two great tastes that go great together
  3159. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  3160. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  3161. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  3162. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  3163. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  3164. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  3165. Universe man, Universe man...
  3166. Unzipped sock
  3167. USB SUX
  3168. Use the force responsibly.
  3169. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  3170. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  3171. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  3172. Visual representation of Dubstep
  3173. void main() { fork; }
  3174. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  3175. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  3176. Wait, you can see that too
  3177. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  3178. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  3179. Wait for it...
  3180. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  3181. wake up sheeple!
  3182. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  3183. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  3184. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  3185. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  3186. WARRRBLGARBL
  3187. watching dune on shrooms
  3188. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  3189. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  3190. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  3191. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  3192. We've got a problem
  3193. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  3194. We are not men. we are devo.
  3195. Weather's Crazy today
  3196. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  3197. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  3198. We didn't start the fire
  3199. Weeeee!!!
  3200. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  3201. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  3202. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  3203. welcome to Argentina
  3204. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  3205. welcome to the space jam
  3206. We live in a golden age!
  3207. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  3208. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  3209. Well, now this is a thing.
  3210. well, so much for the space program
  3211. well, the keys are definitely lost....
  3212. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  3213. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  3214. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  3215. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  3216. we sail the ocean orange
  3217. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  3218. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  3219. Whale Selfie!
  3220. What, Me worry?
  3221. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  3222. what a bummer
  3223. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  3224. What are pixels?
  3225. What are you, a dictionary?
  3226. What could go wrong?
  3227. What could possibly go wrong™?
  3228. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  3229. What do you see? I see a cat!
  3230. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  3231. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  3232. What has science done?!
  3233. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  3234. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  3235. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  3236. What is your Pony Personality?
  3237. What? It's always that color.
  3238. what to have for breakfast?
  3239. When everything looks like a hammer
  3240. When pandas have nightmares
  3241. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  3242. When you get a perfect score on your test
  3243. when you see it...
  3244. Where did THAT come from?
  3245. Where did this road come from?!?
  3246. where do all the cheetos go
  3247. Where do I plug this in?
  3248. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  3249. where to buy spanish ham ?
  3250. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  3251. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  3252. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  3253. Who came first?
  3254. who do you think I am?
  3255. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  3256. whoops GPS error
  3257. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  3258. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  3259. who sent me a bobcat?
  3260. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  3261. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  3262. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  3263. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  3264. Why are there ants on my face?!
  3265. Why did it have to end this Way?
  3266. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  3267. Why do dogs like this?
  3268. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  3269. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  3270. Why do people do this?
  3271. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  3272. Why potato why?
  3273. Why?
  3274. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  3275. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  3276. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  3277. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  3278. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  3279. worst horse ever :(
  3280. Worst pokemon ever
  3281. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  3282. Worth it for the karma.
  3283. would you choose the microwave over this?
  3284. Would you like to play a game?
  3285. Wow, did you see that??!!
  3286. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  3287. Wow. Just, Wow.
  3288. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  3289. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  3290. WTF!?
  3291. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  3292. Yeah... never gonna happen
  3293. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  3294. YES
  3295. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  3296. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  3297. You'll never guess what happens next...
  3298. You are not a good person
  3299. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  3300. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  3301. You did what in my tuba?
  3302. you know, for kids
  3303. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  3304. You must be new here.
  3305. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  3306. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  3307. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  3308. Zeus takes his revenge
  3309. Zoidgebra 101
  3310. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  3311. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  3312. [user was banned for this text]
  3313. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  3314. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  3315. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
  3316. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  3317. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  3318. 突っ込むところもねい！
  3319. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  3320. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  3321. 💩
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