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| + | # "...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | # "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" | ||
| + | # "Bake him away, toys" | ||
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | # "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | ||
| + | # "Cat-like Reflexes" | ||
| + | # "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?" | ||
| + | # "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now" | ||
| + | # "I am So. Much. More." | ||
| + | # "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | ||
| + | # "Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
| + | # "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | ||
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp | # "Space duckin'" By led blimp | ||
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | # "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | ||
# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf | # "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf | ||
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | ||
| + | # #awefullyNicetractsofland | ||
| + | # #bedhead | ||
| + | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | ||
| + | # #blessed | ||
| + | # #bornthisway | ||
| + | # #BROKEN | ||
| + | # #CATSANDBIRDS | ||
| + | # #caturday | ||
| + | # #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs | ||
| + | # #comfortfood | ||
# #DANGERZONE | # #DANGERZONE | ||
| + | # #DARE to #DREAM | ||
# #delfie | # #delfie | ||
| + | # #Donthate #Truelove | ||
| + | # #drbalanced | ||
| + | # #DrinkSaltwater | ||
# #duckface | # #duckface | ||
# #fallingfromorbit | # #fallingfromorbit | ||
| − | # #hoax | + | # #flavorbomb |
| − | # #Hopeicanfly | + | # #giganticflower #headshot |
| + | # #GOD | ||
| + | # #gps be like | ||
| + | # #hashtag | ||
| + | # #Hashtag #ironicSelfie | ||
| + | # #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI | ||
| + | # #hoax | ||
| + | # #Hopeicanfly | ||
| + | # #illuminati | ||
| + | # #imnotracistbut | ||
| + | # #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo | ||
| + | # #justnasathings | ||
# #lifehacks | # #lifehacks | ||
| + | # #livefeed #colonoscopy | ||
# #Long_Exposure | # #Long_Exposure | ||
# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED | # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED | ||
# #me #throwbackthursday | # #me #throwbackthursday | ||
| + | # #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!! | ||
# #Nailpolish | # #Nailpolish | ||
# #nofilter | # #nofilter | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #justnatural | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #natural | ||
| + | # #notallmen | ||
| + | # #notamodel #nofilter | ||
| + | # #onering #fuckhobbits | ||
| + | # #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter | ||
| + | # #Photobomb | ||
| + | # #rememberthetitans | ||
| + | # #satellite #navigation | ||
# #saturday #memories #beautiful | # #saturday #memories #beautiful | ||
| + | # #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo | ||
| + | # #selfie #imatree #thuglife | ||
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter | ||
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
| − | # #Toobigtofall | + | # #stublife |
| + | # #sudowoodoproblems | ||
| + | # #this_is_how_an_angel_dies | ||
| + | # #this_is_sparta | ||
| + | # #Toobigtofall | ||
# #toothproblems | # #toothproblems | ||
| + | # #twinsies | ||
# #vampiremirrorselfie | # #vampiremirrorselfie | ||
| + | # #Worstweekever | ||
| + | # 'BOOM' goes the dynamite! | ||
| + | # ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) | ||
| + | # *Darth Vader Breathing* | ||
| + | # *Sigh* not cat food for diner again | ||
| + | # *Tips fedora* | ||
| + | # ...And then we decided it was time to leave | ||
| + | # ...Freudian sense tingling... | ||
| + | # ... It's about ethics in games journalism. | ||
| + | # 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous | ||
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | # 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | ||
| + | # 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | ||
| + | # 3 year olds first lego experience | ||
| + | # 4 8 15 16 23 42 | ||
| + | # 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | ||
| + | # 8.5 hours later... | ||
| + | # 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation | ||
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | ||
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | ||
| + | # 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | ||
| + | # 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground | ||
| + | # 99 bottles of beer on the wall | ||
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | # 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | ||
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | # 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | ||
| + | # <3 hanging out with saruman | ||
| + | # >< ))*> | ||
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | ||
| + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH | ||
# Aaaaaargh | # Aaaaaargh | ||
| + | # A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | ||
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | # About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | ||
| + | # about to die lol | ||
# ack | # ack | ||
| + | # ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data. | ||
| + | # A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature | ||
| + | # ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon! | ||
| + | # actually, around here we itemize our taxes | ||
| + | # A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou | ||
| + | # a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds. | ||
| + | # AGHHHHH | ||
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | # a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | ||
| + | # Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | ||
| + | # A job so boring a bird could do it | ||
# Alan? | # Alan? | ||
| + | # alas, poor yorick, I knew him well. | ||
# All flesh is grass | # All flesh is grass | ||
| + | # All my selfies be like | ||
# Allons-Y! | # Allons-Y! | ||
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | # All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | ||
| + | # All things considered, it turned out nice again | ||
| + | # almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea | ||
| + | # Always get a full nights rest | ||
| + | # Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?! | ||
| + | # Amazing! Discovery! on mars! | ||
| + | # Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck? | ||
# amazons newest delivery method | # amazons newest delivery method | ||
| − | # ants, zomg, ants, everywhere | + | # Am I a Pokemon? |
| − | # Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? | + | # An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! |
| − | # Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | + | # ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident |
| − | # Apparently it's a thing now... | + | # And so the hunt begins! |
| − | # are you sure this is a commandline? | + | # and suddenly, popcorn |
| − | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | + | # AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER. |
| − | # australia is not NZ! | + | # And the least of the five evils is.... |
| − | # awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | + | # and then there were nine |
| − | # Ayyyy LMAO! | + | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. |
| − | # back on tinder! | + | # and to think this is where it all started |
| − | # Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | + | # An eight-stringed octopus? |
| − | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | + | # ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS |
| − | # Bangarang Motherfuckers | + | # AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash! |
| − | # Bazookateer crossing | + | # Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food |
| − | # been stuck here for a while, any ideas? | + | # Another one bites the dust |
| − | # Best. Funeral. Ever. | + | # Another victim of 'got your nose!' |
| − | # best day evar!!!! | + | # Antimater Universe wants a hug. |
| − | # Best Halloween costume yet! | + | # ants, zomg, ants, everywhere |
| − | # best republican caucus ever! | + | # An unsuccessful bike design... |
| − | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | + | # Any hatchlings in here? |
| − | # big ben is going down. | + | # Anyone craving some soup right about now? |
| − | # Big bowl of star-flakes | + | # Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing? |
| − | # | + | # Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? |
| − | # | + | # anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend. |
| − | # | + | # Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" |
| − | # | + | # Apparently i have retinoblastoma. |
| − | # | + | # Apparently it's a thing now... |
| − | # | + | # Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet... |
| − | + | # Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | |
| − | + | # apple's new offering: iscream | |
| − | # | + | # April Fools! |
| − | # | + | # aren't rabbits supposed to jump out?? |
| − | # | + | # Are We Not Men? We Are Devo. |
| − | # | + | # Are you feeling lucky, punk? |
| − | # | + | # Are you kidding me? |
| − | # | + | # are you sure this is a commandline? |
| − | # | + | # Artistic recreation from new fossil find |
| − | # | + | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. |
| − | # | + | # As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter." |
| − | + | # A soulful rendition of "old man river" | |
| − | + | # a spherical cow | |
| − | # | + | # as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag |
| − | # | + | # Asteroids hate him! |
| − | + | # As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | |
| − | + | # As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape. | |
| − | + | # Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | |
| − | + | # As viewed on a Macintosh plus | |
| − | + | # As you can see It's windy out here | |
| − | + | # at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | |
| − | + | # At least it stopped bleeding acid | |
| − | + | # At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | |
| − | # | + | # at times like this i ask, "why me?" |
| − | + | # australia is not NZ! | |
| − | + | # AUUUGH | |
| − | # | + | # AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! |
| − | + | # awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | |
| − | # | + | # A window into my soul |
| − | # | + | # Aww, honey, don't cry... |
| − | # | + | # Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor! |
| − | + | # Ayyyy LMAO! | |
| − | # | + | # back on tinder! |
| − | # | + | # Bacteriophage is worth 6 points |
| − | + | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | |
| − | + | # Banana invasion in progress | |
| − | + | # BANANANANANANANANANA | |
| − | + | # BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! | |
| − | + | # Bangarang Motherfuckers | |
| − | # | + | # Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident. |
| − | # | + | # Bay-bae lolz |
| − | + | # Bazookateer crossing | |
| − | + | # been stuck here for a while, any ideas? | |
| − | # | + | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO |
| − | # | + | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich |
| − | # | + | # Belgium |
| − | + | # Best. Funeral. Ever. | |
| − | + | # Best Christmas gift EVER! | |
| − | + | # best day evar!!!! | |
| − | + | # Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO | |
| − | # | + | # Best Halloween costume yet! |
| − | # | + | # Best map projection ever |
| − | + | # best republican caucus ever! | |
| − | # | + | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes |
| − | # | + | # Beyond Level 256... |
| − | # | + | # big ben is going down. |
| − | # | + | # Big Bird, An orwellian Short |
| − | # | + | # Big bowl of star-flakes |
| − | # | + | # big data strikes back |
| − | # | + | # bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip |
| − | + | # birdcoin is looking to be a huge success | |
| − | + | # Birds are less cute the closer they are. | |
| − | + | # Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back | |
| − | # | + | # bit nosy, aren't you? |
| − | # | + | # Black as the crows that peck out my eyes |
| − | + | # Black begins and wins. | |
| − | + | # Black box recorder | |
| − | # | + | # Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo |
| − | # | + | # blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol |
| − | + | # Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! | |
| − | # | + | # Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? |
| − | # | + | # bob ross has only become more powerful in death |
| − | # | + | # bowTieght! |
| − | # | + | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. |
| − | # | + | # breakfast in 'merica |
| − | # | + | # Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour |
| − | # | + | # brokkolis and sweet potato, nice |
| − | # | + | # Bulls don't often sit like this! |
| − | # | + | # Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^ |
| − | + | # bURMA sHAVE! | |
| − | + | # Burnination? Huh? | |
| − | # | + | # Burrito night |
| − | # | + | # But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems |
| − | # | + | # But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. |
| − | # | + | # BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? |
| − | # | + | # Cakephants are my new friends |
| − | # | + | # Can't believe what I almost threw away! |
| − | # | + | # Can anybody help me identify this animal? |
| − | + | # Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | |
| − | # my | + | # Cant explain that |
| − | # | + | # Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy |
| − | # | + | # capes are in fashion |
| − | + | # Captain obvious strikes again | |
| − | + | # Car broke down on the side of the highway. | |
| − | + | # Car tiddlywinks proves success | |
| − | + | # Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | |
| − | + | # Cat tax paid | |
| − | + | # caught the sunset tonight at midday | |
| − | # | + | # CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe |
| − | + | # Ce n'est pas un canard | |
| − | + | # CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding. | |
| − | # | + | # cest ne pas un pipe |
| − | + | # Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace | |
| − | + | # Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | |
| + | # Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
| + | # check out my new pet | ||
| + | # check out my new sauron fanfic | ||
| + | # Check out my new sonic oc! | ||
| + | # Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | ||
| + | # check out my usb sword! | ||
| + | # Christ, what an asshole. | ||
| + | # clever girl..... | ||
| + | # Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | ||
| + | # Click to show secret text | ||
# Close the pod bay door, Hal. | # Close the pod bay door, Hal. | ||
| − | # | + | # Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation |
| − | # | + | # Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! |
| − | # | + | # come on, put on the slippers. |
| − | # | + | # Come on party people, put your hands together |
| − | # ... | + | # Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member |
| − | # | + | # conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation |
| − | # | + | # Contains 8 essential types of spiders! |
| − | # | + | # Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time |
| − | # | + | # Copernicus: The early years |
| − | # | + | # CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??! |
| − | # | + | # Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base |
| − | # | + | # could anyone help me find my contacts? |
| − | # | + | # cowabunga, dudes! |
| − | # | + | # cowabunga dude |
| − | # I | + | # crawling and texting #badcombination |
| − | # | + | # crenellate good times, c'Mon! |
| − | # | + | # Crocodile Pink Eye |
| − | # | + | # Cruise Kingdom |
| − | # | + | # cthulu caught me slipping |
| − | # | + | # cthulu wants what cthulu wants |
| − | # I' | + | # curiosity fed the cat |
| − | # | + | # Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. |
| − | # | + | # Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend |
| − | # | + | # Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML. |
| + | # Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | ||
| + | # DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR. | ||
| + | # Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. | ||
| + | # Damn, two o'clock already? | ||
| + | # damn. that squirrel's got a ball | ||
| + | # damned ninjas | ||
| + | # damnit, another drunken tree in the road | ||
| + | # damn tree! | ||
| + | # Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | ||
| + | # Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | ||
| + | # Dawn: The Final day | ||
| + | # Dawn of the Bread | ||
| + | # Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. | ||
| + | # day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry | ||
| + | # Day 12: it's going well I think | ||
| + | # Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | ||
| + | # Daylight spending time! | ||
| + | # Da_FEELS###! | ||
| + | # Deal with it | ||
| + | # Death star model 0.0.73 | ||
| + | # Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster. | ||
| + | # Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again. | ||
| + | # dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN. | ||
| + | # Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | ||
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork | # devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork | ||
| − | # | + | # Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. |
| − | + | # Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | |
| − | + | # did this exist as a microwave? | |
| − | + | # Diet is working! | |
| − | # | + | # Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase |
| − | # | + | # discovered a new shortcut for making toast |
| − | + | # Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career. | |
| − | + | # diy abortion | |
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# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | # Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | ||
| − | # | + | # Does anyone know why it is doing this? |
| − | # | + | # does my ass look big in this? |
| − | # | + | # Does my eye look bloodshot? |
| − | # | + | # Does my hair look like it's thinning? |
| − | # | + | # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield |
| − | # | + | # Does this look infected? |
| − | # | + | # Does this look like pink eye to you? |
| − | # | + | # dOG SHAMING |
| − | # | + | # Do I look fat in this photo? |
| − | # | + | # Do I look like a penguin? |
| − | # | + | # DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!! |
| − | # | + | # Dominos delivers! |
| − | # # | + | # Do my feet look fat? |
| − | # | + | # Do my feet smell? |
| − | + | # don't be silly, horses cant fly planes. | |
| − | # | + | # Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs |
| − | # | + | # Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink! |
| − | # | + | # Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask |
| − | # | + | # Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything! |
| − | # when | + | # Don't have a cow, man |
| − | + | # Don't inhale! | |
| − | # | + | # Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! |
| − | + | # don't worry, it's part of my plan! | |
| − | # | + | # Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner |
| − | # | + | # Done my nails, don't they look pretty? |
| − | # | + | # Do Notte Buye Betamacks. |
| − | # | + | # doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency |
| − | # | + | # Do the Harlem Shake |
| − | # | + | # Down time |
| − | # | + | # Do you care to #engage with this #content |
| − | # | + | # Do you feline lucky, punk? |
| − | # | + | # Do you have a lighter? |
| − | # | + | # do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider? |
| − | # | + | # Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon? |
| − | # | + | # drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! |
| − | # | + | # drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick |
| − | # | + | # Dryads. that is all. |
| − | # | + | # DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED |
| − | # | + | # Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm |
| − | # | + | # DuckDuckGoes! |
| − | # | + | # duckface is the new radians |
| − | # | + | # Dude, I can totally catch this! |
| − | # | + | # Dude, where's my car? |
| − | # | + | # DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you |
| − | # | + | # Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered |
| − | # | + | # EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. |
| − | # | + | # Eating my breakfast! |
| − | + | # Eat my shorts | |
| − | # | + | # Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard |
| − | + | # Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head. | |
| − | # | + | # emergency butter delivery |
| − | # | + | # engage! |
| + | # ESA probe enters black hole - first photos! | ||
| + | # Et boum! C'est le choc! | ||
| + | # Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite | ||
| + | # Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | ||
| + | # ever get the feeling you're being watched? | ||
# every breath you take, every move you make | # every breath you take, every move you make | ||
| − | # | + | # everyday i'm shoveling |
| − | # | + | # Every day my damn cat makes this face |
| − | # | + | # Everything maKes perfect sense now. |
| − | # | + | # everything makes sense now |
| − | # | + | # Everything truly IS awesome! |
| − | # | + | # Evolution of puzzles |
| − | # | + | # Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. |
| − | # | + | # Exes, am I right? |
| − | # | + | # Existance is an illusion |
| − | # | + | # Extreme beer pong |
| − | # | + | # FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am? |
| − | # | + | # Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse. |
| − | # | + | # Fancy |
| − | # | + | # father & daughter re-unite! |
| − | # | + | # Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? |
| − | # | + | # feeding my pet |
| − | # | + | # FENTON!!! FENTON! |
| − | # | + | # Field Trip! |
| − | + | # File not found ... creating fake file... | |
| − | + | # filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | |
| − | # | + | # Finally, new tires |
| − | # | + | # Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera |
| − | # | + | # finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera |
| − | # | + | # finally got that squid stache |
| − | # | + | # Finally here! |
| − | # | + | # Fire can sometimes be hot? |
| − | # | + | # First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory |
| − | # | + | # First day at school |
| − | # | + | # First day of school. |
| − | # I | + | # First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. |
| − | # | + | # First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook |
| − | # | + | # First post, be friendly |
| − | # | + | # First screenshot of portal 3 !! |
| − | # | + | # First time posting, please be nice |
| − | # | + | # Fission, fusion, what's the difference? |
| − | # | + | # Flat file viewing |
| − | # | + | # Fluffy's awfully well behaved today |
| − | # | + | # flying car - it is now officially the future |
| − | # | + | # Flying fish had no affect on it |
| − | # | + | # FML |
| − | # | + | # Fnnnaarrrrr! |
| − | # | + | # Foiled again by the bell curve |
| − | # | + | # for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early. |
| − | # | + | # Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs |
| − | # | + | # forgot to turn the oven off! |
| − | # | + | # Formal on top, party on the bottom |
| − | # | + | # For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray" |
| − | # | + | # For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem |
| − | # | + | # Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it. |
| − | # | + | # for you |
| − | # | + | # Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach. |
| − | # | + | # Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it? |
| − | # | + | # found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? |
| − | # | + | # Found this in my garden, wtf? |
| − | # | + | # Found this mushroom, thought of you |
| − | # | + | # found this on google maps earlier. |
| − | # | + | # Frank, the newest herald of galactus. |
| − | # | + | # Freshly waxed floors + new socks |
| − | # | + | # FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 |
| − | # | + | # fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? |
| − | # | + | # Fucking CAKE |
| − | # | + | # FUCK NOT AGAIN |
| − | + | # Fulfilling western ideals! | |
| − | # | + | # Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo |
| − | # | + | # funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede |
| − | # | + | # furrowed mustache |
| − | # | + | # Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers |
| − | # | + | # George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. |
| − | # | + | # Get that camera out of my face! |
| − | # | + | # get your ass to mars |
| − | # | + | # goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! |
| − | # | + | # go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk |
| − | # | + | # go home elephant you are drunk |
| − | # | + | # Goldilocks party! |
| − | # | + | # Goodnight moon |
| − | # | + | # good old troubleshootin' |
| − | # | + | # google bots have uncovered some missing bits |
| − | # | + | # GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT |
| − | # | + | # Go purr yourself! |
| − | # I | + | # Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? |
| − | # # | + | # Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3 |
| − | # | + | # got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag |
| − | # | + | # Gotta catch em all. |
| − | # | + | # Got your nose! |
| − | # | + | # GPS Signal lost.. damn it! |
| − | # | + | # Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know |
| − | # I | + | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! |
| − | # | + | # Great, now I forgot where I left the car. |
| − | # | + | # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT |
| − | # | + | # Great ScotT! |
| − | # | + | # Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol |
| + | # Guess that "sun" was really important after all | ||
| + | # Guess where I'm taking this photo from. | ||
| + | # Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | ||
| + | # Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | ||
| + | # Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | ||
| + | # GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | ||
| + | # Had to settle for a beard | ||
| + | # ha ha ha... no. | ||
# haha oh my cat | # haha oh my cat | ||
| − | # | + | # Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements |
| − | # | + | # HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO |
| − | # | + | # Happy Birthday! |
| − | # | + | # Happy Birthday, M C Escher |
| − | # | + | # Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like? |
| − | # | + | # Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics. |
| − | # | + | # Has science gone too far? |
| − | # | + | # Hat in the cat strike back! |
| − | # | + | # Have fun in the Alps lol |
| − | # | + | # Have fun stormin' da castle. |
| − | # | + | # Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? |
| − | # my | + | # havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH! |
| − | # | + | # He's been there for three days |
| − | # | + | # He did say it was edible |
| − | # | + | # He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean |
| − | # | + | # He left me! :ccc |
| − | # | + | # hello darkness my old friend |
| − | # | + | # Help! HELP! I need an adult |
| − | # | + | # Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh |
| − | # | + | # HELP I'M just a pheasant |
| − | # | + | # Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. |
| − | # | + | # help wanted. inquire within. |
| − | # | + | # He nailed it! |
| − | # | + | # Here comes the sun, do do do do... |
| − | # | + | # Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon |
| − | # | + | # Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board |
| − | # | + | # He thought 'chutes were for the insecure |
| − | # The | + | # He was never seen again |
| − | # | + | # Hey! My cloaca is down here! |
| − | # | + | # Hey, it's windows 7 again! |
| − | # | + | # hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. |
| − | # | + | # Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? |
| − | # | + | # Hey guys, watch this |
| − | # | + | # hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa! |
| − | # | + | # hgghjg |
| − | # | + | # Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! |
| − | # | + | # Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go |
| − | # | + | # Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? |
| − | # | + | # Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. |
| − | # | + | # HODOR! |
| − | # | + | # holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too! |
| − | # | + | # Homework's done, finally time to get wasted |
| − | # | + | # Homo helicopteris captured in bali |
| − | # | + | # Hope that wasn't a granny knot |
| − | # | + | # Hoping this makes it past customs |
| − | # | + | # horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. |
| − | # | + | # Houston, we are the problem |
| − | # I | + | # Hoverboard to full power! |
| − | # | + | # how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real? |
| − | # | + | # How did I get here? |
| − | # | + | # How did I get here?!? |
| − | # | + | # How did the mars rover get here? |
| + | # How does this work again? | ||
| + | # how do I take photos with this? | ||
| + | # how do i turn this off? | ||
| + | # how do you get the screensaver off? | ||
| + | # How is this still a thing? | ||
| + | # How many can there be? | ||
| + | # how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere | ||
| + | # hungry hungry fencing subcontractors | ||
| + | # I'd call this experiment a success. | ||
| + | # I'd tap dat. | ||
| + | # I'd tap that | ||
| + | # I'll catch it one day | ||
| + | # I'll just go buy cigarettes | ||
| + | # I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile | ||
| + | # i'll never get tired of this. | ||
| + | # I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( | ||
| + | # i'll see you on the dark side of the moon | ||
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | # I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | ||
| − | # | + | # I'm, like, a minecraft genie! |
| − | # I | + | # I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads |
| − | # | + | # I'm a fighter! |
| − | # | + | # I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. |
| − | # | + | # I'm a Real Boy! |
| − | # | + | # I'm a wizard! |
| − | # | + | # i'm being ironic |
| − | # | + | # I'm going to be smashed to bits |
| − | # | + | # i'm just surprised it took this long. |
| − | # | + | # I'm lost without your love, baby |
| − | # | + | # I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it? |
| − | # | + | # I'm never going on chatroulette again |
| − | # | + | # I'm no longer welcome at the play centre. |
| − | # | + | # I'm not aging gracefully, am I? |
| − | # | + | # I'm not even mad. that's amazing |
| − | # | + | # I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens |
| − | + | # i'm now 75% more efficient | |
| − | # | + | # I 'M out of the acorn |
| − | # | + | # I'm ready! |
| − | + | # i'm really diggin' your shovel | |
| − | + | # I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | |
| − | # I | + | # I'm sorry, I'm gluten free |
| − | # i | + | # I've been robbed! |
| − | # | + | # I've discovered a new clean-power source |
| − | # I' | + | # I've found a new way to feed the poor |
| − | # | + | # I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. |
| − | # | + | # i've made a huge mistake |
| − | # | + | # I've made a huge mistake |
| − | # | + | # I've never been so aware of my own hunger |
| − | # | + | # i've never felt so alone. |
| − | # | + | # I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. |
| − | # | + | # i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. |
| − | # I | + | # I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords |
| − | # | + | # I. AM. BELLSPROUT. |
| − | # | + | # I am a beautiful person. |
| − | # | + | # I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm |
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains | # I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains | ||
| − | # | + | # I am infinite. i am eternal. |
| − | # | + | # i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again |
| − | # | + | # I believe in an afterbirth. |
| − | + | # I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. | |
| − | # | + | # I blame supernasa |
| − | + | # I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | |
| − | # | + | # I broke cookie clicker... |
| − | # | + | # i broke it |
| − | # | + | # I broke the etch & sketch |
| − | # | + | # I call it: "The Futility of American Anything" |
| − | # | + | # I call zeno's paradox on this... thing. |
| − | # | + | # I can't believe it's not cake batter |
| − | # | + | # I can't even. But I am taking evening classes. |
| − | # | + | # i can't form the words to describe such beauty |
| − | # | + | # I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth |
| − | # | + | # I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right |
| − | # | + | # I can has cheezburger? |
| − | # | + | # I can ride my bike with no handlebars. |
| − | # | + | # I can take photos with my teeth! |
| − | # | + | # I can walk on my hands |
| − | # | + | # I certainly wasn't going to bury this one |
| − | + | # I CHOOSE YOU! | |
| − | # I' | + | # I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. |
| − | # I | + | # I don't get it either. |
| − | # | + | # i don't have time for this! |
| − | # | + | # I don't know |
| − | + | # I don't know how to play... | |
| − | # | + | # I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard |
| − | # | + | # I don't regret pressing the button |
| − | # | + | # i don't remember this scene form star wars |
| − | # | + | # I don't think I really understand what this is. |
| − | # | + | # I don't think that's supposed to go there... |
| − | # | + | # I don't think this is working |
| − | # | + | # i don't think we're playing zelda anymore... |
| − | # | + | # I don't want to set the world on fire |
| − | + | # i do the same thing at frat parties | |
| − | # | + | # I dream of death |
| − | + | # I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND | |
| − | + | # If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | |
| − | # | + | # if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? |
| − | # | + | # I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently |
| − | # | + | # If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law |
| − | # | + | # if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up |
| − | # | + | # I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me |
| − | # | + | # I find this picture reflects my soul. |
| − | # | + | # I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it. |
| − | # I | + | # If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! |
| − | # | + | # I forgot the two scoops of rasins! |
| − | + | # I forgot to get a plane | |
| − | + | # I forgot to turn the tap off lol | |
| − | # | + | # I fought the law. They won |
| − | + | # I found a three fingered kitten! | |
| − | # | + | # I found it!!!!!!! |
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
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# I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | # I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | ||
| − | # | + | # I found this little guy in the woods near my house |
| − | # | + | # if there is no water on mars, at least there is data |
| − | # | + | # If you're brave enough... |
| − | # | + | # If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself |
| − | # | + | # If you've got a moustache... |
| − | + | # if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | |
| − | # | + | # If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it |
| − | # | + | # if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles. |
| − | # | + | # I got a new geigerteller |
| − | # | + | # I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID |
| − | # | + | # I got the job! |
| − | # | + | # I got this in the mail today |
| − | # | + | # I guess I only have myself to blame. |
| − | # | + | # I has a sad |
| − | # i | + | # i hate it when this happens |
| − | # | + | # I hate this channel |
| − | # | + | # I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines |
| − | # | + | # I hate waking up from a really good dream |
| − | # | + | # i have a bad feeling about this. |
| − | # | + | # I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE |
| − | # | + | # I have never been happy |
| − | # | + | # I have tasted many fish |
| − | # # | + | # i invented a thing |
| − | # | + | # I just bought this |
| − | # | + | # I just can't see the point anymore |
| − | # | + | # I just don't get recursion. |
| − | # | + | # I just joined the Kite Kite Kite! |
| − | # | + | # i just want to do existential things with my friends |
| − | # | + | # I just want to watch the world burn |
| − | # I | + | # Ikea art |
| − | # | + | # I knew I nailed it! |
| − | # I | + | # I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season |
| − | # | + | # I knew there would be side effects |
| − | # | + | # I like this picture |
| − | # | + | # I loled my head off!!! |
| − | # | + | # I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. |
| − | # | + | # I lost my tooth |
| − | # | + | # I lost my wits |
| − | # | + | # I lost my wrist |
| − | # | + | # i love a good featureless white void |
| − | # | + | # I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season |
| − | # | + | # I love star wars! |
| − | # | + | # I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper |
| − | + | # i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays | |
| − | # | + | # I mistook myself for a bird |
| − | # | + | # im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere |
| − | # | + | # in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? |
| − | # | + | # In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box. |
| − | # | + | # i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any? |
| − | # | + | # i need to do my laundry more often. |
| − | + | # I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic | |
| − | + | # I never understood that part of the bibile | |
| − | # | + | # In hindsight, it makes perfect sense |
| − | # | + | # In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition |
| − | # I ' | + | # Initiate evasive maneuver! |
| − | # | + | # in line at the dmv |
| − | # | + | # In my dreams I'm always strong |
| − | # | + | # inner city air conditioning |
| − | # | + | # Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater |
| − | + | # International relationships are getting worse | |
| − | + | # intertial reference frame, activate! | |
| − | # | + | # In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. |
| − | # | + | # in theathers, close to you |
| − | # | + | # in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless |
| − | + | # in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging. | |
| − | # | + | # In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king |
| − | # | + | # introducing the yolo distribution |
| − | # | + | # I only wanted a cheeseburger |
| − | # | + | # i pushed this. was that bad? |
| − | # | + | # I put on my wizard robe and hat |
| − | # | + | # I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. |
| − | + | # I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | |
| − | # | + | # i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! |
| − | # | + | # I say: nuts to that! |
| − | # I | + | # I see you have constructed a new lightsaber |
| − | # | + | # I sentence you to deliciousness! |
| − | # # | + | # is good idea yes |
| − | # | + | # I should really separate those |
| + | # Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | ||
| + | # is it midnight yet? | ||
# Is it really today, already? | # Is it really today, already? | ||
| − | # | + | # is it wrong how turned on i am by this? |
| − | # I | + | # I solved the debt crisis! |
| − | # I | + | # Is that a huge salad falling over new york? |
| − | # | + | # Is that a new pokemon? |
| − | # | + | # is that a war walrus? |
| − | # | + | # Is that what I think it is? in my salad? |
| − | # | + | # is the eject button meant to do this? |
| − | # | + | # Is there really any point? FML |
| − | # | + | # IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter |
| − | # | + | # Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you! |
| − | # | + | # Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? |
| − | # | + | # Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know. |
| − | # | + | # is this just a fantasy? |
| − | # I | + | # Is this real life? |
| − | # | + | # Is this room 101? |
| − | # | + | # Is this too cheesy? |
| − | # | + | # I still say it looks White and Gold! |
| − | # | + | # I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. |
| − | # | + | # I Swear this dress was yellow and blue |
| − | # | + | # It's a cat ass trophy |
| − | # It | + | # It's a Finger trap |
| − | # | + | # It's a timey-wimey time-lord |
| − | # | + | # it's bicycles all the way down |
| − | # | + | # It's bigger after you put it together. |
| − | # | + | # it's fun to do bad things |
| − | # | + | # it's in a good part of town |
| − | # I | + | # it's like rain on your wedding day! |
| − | # | + | # it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama |
| − | # | + | # It's not a good part of town |
| − | # | + | # It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! |
| − | # | + | # it's not what you think |
| − | # i | + | # it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco |
| − | # | + | # It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! |
| − | # | + | # it's pretty dark in this box |
| − | # | + | # It's smaller on the outside |
| − | # | + | # It's the little things |
| − | # | + | # it all fits together, guys! |
| − | # | + | # I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST! |
| − | # | + | # I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL |
| − | + | # I think I can... I think I can | |
| − | + | # I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter | |
| − | + | # I think i lost my dorsal fin | |
| − | # | + | # I think I need new glasses. |
| + | # i think i need to get out more. | ||
| + | # I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb | ||
| + | # I think there's something here | ||
| + | # I think the white balance on my new SLR is off | ||
| + | # I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man. | ||
| + | # I think this is the wrong python script | ||
# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED! | # i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED! | ||
| − | # | + | # I think we deserved it. |
| − | # | + | # I thought aircraft carriers were bigger.... |
| − | + | # I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong. | |
| − | + | # I thought it was a good idea at the time | |
| − | + | # I thought it would be bigger | |
| − | + | # I thought of it, and it happened | |
| − | + | # it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness | |
| − | # | + | # It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! |
| − | + | # It is never safe. | |
| − | + | # it makes sense if you think about it | |
| − | + | # I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen | |
| − | # I | + | # I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry." |
| − | # | + | # I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late... |
| − | # | + | # I told you to keep the raptors secure |
| − | # | + | # It seemed better in my head |
| − | # | + | # It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? |
| − | + | # IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! | |
| − | # | + | # it was an odd place to find a stop sign |
| − | # | + | # it was never this complicated when I was a kid |
| − | # I | + | # It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. |
| − | # | + | # It was the rational response |
| − | # | + | # I used to be like... but then i was all... |
| − | # | + | # i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known... |
| − | # | + | # i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat) |
| − | # the | + | # I want to run, but my legs won't move :( |
| − | # | + | # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. |
| − | # | + | # I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* |
| − | # | + | # i was gonna eat that |
| − | # | + | # I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! |
| − | # | + | # I was just trying to install freebsd... |
| − | # | + | # I was late |
| − | # | + | # i was told this came with a bowl of soup. |
| − | # | + | # I welcome our event-driven overlords |
| − | # | + | # I will take that one please |
| − | # | + | # I will wear this shirt until one of us dies. |
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# I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | # I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | ||
| − | # | + | # I wish I could ride in a balloon |
| − | # | + | # I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo |
| − | # | + | # I wonder if it will be friends with me |
| − | # | + | # I wonder what will this lead to... |
| − | # I | + | # i wonder why you left me here. |
| − | # | + | # I wouldn't eat that if I were you. |
| − | # | + | # I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself |
| − | # | + | # Jesus Wept |
| − | # | + | # Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams. |
| − | # | + | # Jet fuel can't melt steel beams |
| − | # | + | # Jet memes cant fuel steel belts |
| − | # | + | # Job interview today. |
| − | # | + | # John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much |
| − | # | + | # John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing |
| − | # | + | # Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. |
| − | # | + | # Jugghead got nothing on me :p |
| − | # | + | # Just a little more to the right |
| − | # | + | # just another cat video |
| − | # | + | # Just another day in paradise |
| − | # | + | # Just combing my M.C. Escher |
| − | # | + | # just cos() |
| − | # | + | # just found this in my garden. Should i be worried? |
| − | # | + | # Just Got A new camera phone! |
| − | # you | + | # just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever |
| − | # | + | # just look at that motherfucking satellite |
| − | # | + | # Just one of those days |
| − | # | + | # just playing with my pet |
| − | # | + | # Just some home decorating |
| − | # | + | # Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares. |
| − | # | + | # just two more trips over the horizon |
| − | # | + | # kang, do i look good in this? |
| − | + | # Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this | |
| + | # kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood | ||
| + | # Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | ||
| + | # ksp mission success | ||
| + | # Lack of cucumbers | ||
| + | # Larry asked me to be his wingman | ||
| + | # last march of the ents | ||
| + | # Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | ||
| + | # Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh. | ||
| + | # leaked photo of hellraiser reboot | ||
| + | # leapfrog, anyone? | ||
| + | # Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her | ||
| + | # Legal Issues | ||
| + | # Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment | ||
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | # Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | ||
| − | # | + | # Let's have a blinking contest |
| − | # | + | # LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE. |
| − | # | + | # Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. |
| − | # | + | # Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back |
| − | # is | + | # Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be |
| − | # | + | # Life is hard three standard deviations to the left. |
| − | # | + | # Life on the moon. |
| − | # | + | # Life outside the matrix |
| − | # | + | # Light traffic today. |
| − | # | + | # Like a G6, baby, like a g6 |
| − | # | + | # like my new haircut? |
| + | # Like my new nails? | ||
| + | # Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . . | ||
| + | # lol, no i didn't jump | ||
| + | # London | ||
# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine? | # london bridge gets a songg, where is mine? | ||
| − | # | + | # Long, long ago in a forest far, far away... |
| − | # | + | # Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick! |
| − | # | + | # look at me, i'm from England! |
| − | # | + | # Look at me jumping! |
| − | # | + | # Look at my dollar coin |
| − | # | + | # Look at my new blue dress! |
| − | # | + | # look at my new dog! |
| − | # | + | # look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings |
| − | # | + | # Look at that fart propulsion |
| − | # | + | # Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! |
| − | # | + | # Look I genehacked a cowhorse! |
| − | # | + | # look ma, no hands! |
| − | # | + | # Look man, it's never gonna happen |
| − | # | + | # Look out! |
| − | # | + | # Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over? |
| − | # | + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair |
| − | # | + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! |
| − | # | + | # look what happened to my satellite |
| − | # | + | # look what i found underneath my pillow |
| − | # | + | # Look what I just ordered on amazon.com! |
| − | # | + | # Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents |
| − | + | # Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year | |
| − | # | + | # Love is creepy |
| − | + | # love it! | |
| − | # | + | # love it!"...The Aristocrats." |
| − | # | + | # Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! |
| − | # | + | # Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion |
| − | # | + | # Macklemore concert was awesome! |
| − | # | + | # Made in god's own image, yessiree! |
| − | # | + | # Magnificent as fuck |
| − | # | + | # Magnified 10,000 times |
| − | # | + | # Making a new house rn brb #Homeless |
| − | + | # Making a selfie. | |
| − | + | # Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! | |
| − | + | # Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | |
| − | # | + | # Man, it's windy |
| − | # | + | # Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately. |
| − | # | + | # Man, that was the best party in my life |
| − | # | + | # Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... |
| − | # | + | # Man in the Moon slumming |
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# Man or mouse? No need to decide! | # Man or mouse? No need to decide! | ||
| − | # | + | # Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled |
| − | # | + | # Mari-OH |
| − | # | + | # mario Kart is harder in real life |
| − | # | + | # married a cat |
| − | # | + | # Mars Instant Messenger Prototype |
| − | # # | + | # marvel universe howard the duck returns |
| − | # | + | # Massive orgy reaches climax |
| − | # | + | # MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK |
| − | # The | + | # Maths are hard |
| − | + | # Max gentleman | |
| − | # | + | # may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint |
| − | # | + | # Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. |
| − | + | # Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | |
| − | # | + | # Me, before the topical ointment |
| − | # | + | # me and all my friends |
| − | # | + | # Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments? |
| − | # | + | # Meet the new CEO of my Bank! |
| − | # | + | # Me llamo t-bone |
| − | # | + | # memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then... |
| − | # | + | # Mentos and lava |
| − | # | + | # Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring. |
| − | # | + | # Meritocracy is a pipe dream |
| − | # | + | # Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon |
| − | # | + | # Minecraft has fingerprints Now! |
| − | # | + | # Minimalist cat |
| − | # | + | # Minister! We're running out of time. |
| − | # | + | # Mistakes were made. |
| − | + | # Mmm, Spider cake! | |
| − | # | + | # mmm...vegemite... |
| − | + | # Modern art is getting a little too modern for me. | |
| − | + | # Molten steel can't fuel jet beams | |
| − | # | + | # Monday mornings |
| − | # | + | # monkey movember |
| − | # | + | # moo! |
| − | # | + | # More advantages to USB type c revealed |
| − | # | + | # More like, Peek-a-Pooh! |
| − | # | + | # Moses lied to me. |
| − | # | + | # Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered |
| − | # | + | # Muahahahahahah |
| − | # | + | # My 7 picture is upside down |
| − | # | + | # My baby is learning how to write! |
| − | # | + | # My boyfriend finally proposed! |
| − | + | # my castles stand on pillars of sand | |
| − | # | + | # My cat barfed this out |
| − | # | + | # my cat got into the *other* catnip |
| − | # | + | # My cat is cuter than yours. |
| − | # | + | # my cat is sick |
| − | # | + | # My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved! |
| − | # | + | # my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake. |
| − | + | # my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | |
| − | # | + | # My clothes need a wash... |
| − | # | + | # My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon |
| − | + | # My dad in the army | |
| − | + | # My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning. | |
| − | # | + | # My elephant is disgruntled with your food service |
| − | # | + | # My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? |
| − | + | # My four other heads and I are counting on your vote! | |
| − | + | # my friend posing while a plane flies by | |
| − | # | + | # MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! |
| − | # | + | # My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords! |
| − | # | + | # My gout's acting up again |
| − | # | + | # My halloween costume |
| − | # | + | # My hero |
| − | # I | + | # My Hobby: freaking people out |
| − | # | + | # MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets |
| − | # | + | # My hobby: photography |
| − | # | + | # My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. |
| − | # | + | # My house is my castle |
| − | # | + | # my lasik didn't go so well. |
| − | # | + | # MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS? |
| − | # | + | # my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy |
| − | # | + | # my new boss |
| − | # | + | # My new cat is awesome |
| − | # | + | # my new duvet cover! |
| − | # | + | # My new haircut! |
| − | # | + | # my new haircut only exists in another dimension |
| − | # | + | # My new neighbor seems a bit odd |
| − | + | # My new oscilloscope has some missing parts | |
| − | # | + | # My new tattoo |
| − | # new | + | # my new toaster has some strange attachments |
| − | # | + | # My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery". |
| − | # | + | # My nose will grow now. |
| − | # | + | # My parents took away my phone privileges |
| − | # | + | # my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes |
| − | # | + | # My roommate Just got home and barged into my room |
| − | # | + | # my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... |
| − | # | + | # My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well... |
| − | # | + | # My selfie stick broke. |
| − | # | + | # My server cooling system. |
| − | # | + | # my taco face |
| − | # | + | # My tastes are very... singular |
| − | # | + | # mYTH BUSTED! |
| − | # | + | # my toothache has got worse recently |
| − | # | + | # My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! |
| − | # | + | # my wonderful dad! |
| − | # | + | # na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! |
| − | # | + | # nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp |
| − | # | + | # Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles |
| − | # | + | # NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans |
| − | # | + | # Nasa is fully funded |
| − | # | + | # Need a Haircut |
| − | # | + | # Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day. |
| − | # | + | # Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had. |
| − | # # | + | # Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight. |
| − | # | + | # Never divide by zero |
| − | # | + | # Never gonna give you up... |
| − | # | + | # Never will follow the instructions on google maps again. |
| − | # | + | # New amazon product |
| − | # | + | # New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him? |
| − | # | + | # New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states |
| − | # | + | # New car flipping world record set |
| − | # | + | # new drupal logo |
| − | + | # Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack | |
| − | # | + | # New false color imagery from mars curiousity |
| − | # | + | # New haircut! |
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# New headcanon: | # New headcanon: | ||
| − | # | + | # New means to help collect more evidence |
| − | # | + | # New microwave over cures/causes cancer! |
| − | # | + | # New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh |
| − | + | # New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding | |
| − | # | + | # new phone who dis |
| − | # | + | # New selfy stick you can hold with your foot |
| − | # | + | # New Super Mario bros in real life! |
| − | # | + | # new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me |
| − | # | + | # New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE. |
| − | # | + | # NICE MULTIPANTS |
| − | # | + | # night sledding deserves a quiet night |
| − | + | # No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | |
| − | + | # No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer. | |
| − | # | + | # NO. JUST NO. |
| − | # | + | # nobody knows the trouble i've seen |
| − | # | + | # No guitar without a sombrero |
| − | # | + | # No lie, this is delicious |
| − | # I' | + | # Nom nom nom |
| − | # | + | # nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom |
| − | + | # No more sorrow! | |
| − | # | + | # nonononononononononononononononononononononononono |
| − | # | + | # no one ever suspected the shovel |
| − | # | + | # Nope nope nope nope nope |
| − | # | + | # No regrets on this new roofing material |
| − | # | + | # no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely |
| − | # | + | # Not a fruit |
| − | # | + | # Not Again :( |
| − | # | + | # Not as healthy as it looks |
| − | # | + | # Note: HUGE SUCCess |
| − | # | + | # Not even once |
| − | # | + | # Not gonna lie. No idea what this is. |
| − | # | + | # Nothing new under the sun |
| − | # | + | # Notice anything different? |
| − | # | + | # Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. |
| − | # | + | # Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader |
| − | # | + | # No wants to hear me talk about my cat |
| − | # | + | # No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea. |
| − | # | + | # no wonder the cat always sits here |
| − | # | + | # Now turn it upside-down |
| − | # | + | # Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. |
| − | # | + | # Now we play... the most dangerous game |
| − | # | + | # now you're hungry too. |
| − | # | + | # NUTS! |
| − | # | + | # Obama pardons Santa claus |
| − | # | + | # Office gamification has got out of hand. |
| − | # | + | # Oh, Canada... |
| − | # | + | # oh, is that godot? Finally... |
| − | # | + | # Oh, that's where I left them! |
| − | # | + | # Oh bother not again |
| − | # | + | # oh damn! it's that time of the year again! |
| − | # | + | # oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit |
| − | + | # Oh God! It's happening again! | |
| − | # I | + | # Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras |
| − | # | + | # OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!! |
| − | # | + | # Oh god is it still following me? |
| − | # it' | + | # OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE |
| − | # | ||
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# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! | # OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! | ||
| − | # Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand! | + | # Oh here we go |
| − | # | + | # oh I feel a yearning so bad |
| − | # | + | # oh look, a penny |
| − | # | + | # OH MY GOD A HORSE |
| − | # | + | # Oh No! Not again! |
| − | # | + | # Oh no! Not Again. |
| − | # | + | # Oh no! Not again. |
| − | # | + | # Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! |
| − | # | + | # Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand! |
| − | # | + | # Oh no, it's the moon |
| − | # | + | # oh no you didn't |
| − | # | + | # Oh shit, not again. |
| − | # | + | # oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE" |
| − | # | + | # Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever |
| − | # | + | # Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast. |
| − | # | + | # Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut |
| − | + | # omfg, space bugs | |
| + | # OMG! Kittens! | ||
| + | # OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme | ||
| + | # OMG Becky look at her butt | ||
| + | # OMG I cannot even | ||
| + | # omg too much chiplote | ||
| + | # On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up. | ||
| + | # one does not simply wok into mordor | ||
| + | # one electrocution can ruin your entire day | ||
| + | # One of the less popular Transformers. | ||
# One of these things doesn't belong. | # One of these things doesn't belong. | ||
| − | # .. | + | # One of those mornings... |
| − | # I | + | # One year ago I looked like this |
| − | # | + | # only 90 kids will remember this. |
| − | # | + | # only 90s kids will get this! |
| − | # | + | # Only 90s kids will remember |
| − | # | + | # Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. |
| − | + | # onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia! | |
| − | # | + | # On the plus side, the exhaust system does work |
| − | # | + | # oompa loompa diggeti doo |
| − | # | + | # Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat |
| − | # | + | # oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening |
| − | # | + | # Oops. |
| − | # | + | # Optimus prime was having a bad day. |
| − | # | + | # our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems |
| − | # | + | # Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand |
| − | # | + | # Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak. |
| − | # | + | # Ow. |
| − | # | + | # Oy, my giblets! |
| − | # | + | # Pac-man's missing piece |
| − | # | + | # Pants Optional |
| − | # | + | # paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle |
| − | # | + | # parallel universe, here i come! #sweet! |
| − | # | + | # Park and ride |
| − | # | + | # PARKOUR IN ACTION |
| − | # | + | # Parlez vous Francais? |
| − | # | + | # Parrot to the nth root of a short journey |
| − | # | + | # passed another hitch hiker |
| − | # | + | # peacekeeping mission is a total success |
| − | # | + | # peeling back the pages of history |
| − | # | + | # Penguins are people too #equality |
| − | # | + | # Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts. |
| − | # | + | # Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying. |
| − | # | + | # Perspective issues |
| − | # | + | # Philae lander found! |
| − | # | + | # photobombed again |
| − | # | + | # photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird |
| − | # | + | # Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets. |
| − | # | + | # photo proof for you skeptics out there |
| − | # | + | # PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH |
| − | # | + | # Picasso's illegitimate child... |
| − | # | + | # Picked up this little fellow from the pound! |
| − | # | + | # Picking mushrooms |
| − | # | + | # Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy. |
| − | # | + | # picture of my boyfriend |
| − | # | + | # picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama |
| − | # | + | # PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary |
| − | # | + | # Pintsize what are you doing?! |
| − | # | + | # Pizza TIME |
| − | # | + | # play it cool |
| − | # | + | # Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud |
| − | # | + | # Please send help. |
| − | # | + | # Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes |
| − | # | + | # Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag |
| − | # | + | # PostPostModern art |
| − | # | + | # Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out! |
| − | # | + | # Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain? |
| − | # # | + | # Press 'continue' to abort. |
| − | # | + | # Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this |
| − | # | + | # Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door. |
| − | # | + | # pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity |
| − | # | + | # Prius Love |
| − | # | + | # Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof |
| − | # | + | # product testing has confirmed our suspicions... |
| − | # | + | # Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh |
| − | # | + | # Proof: loch ness monster. |
| − | # | + | # Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! |
| − | # | + | # PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one |
| − | # | + | # Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem |
| − | # | + | # prototype soccer ball |
| − | # | + | # PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions |
| − | # | + | # Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people |
| − | + | # ????????????? | |
| − | # | + | # quack quack, motherflipper |
| − | + | # Quite. | |
| − | # | + | # QWANTZ Fanfic |
| − | # | + | # racing stripes on hoodies are cool. |
| − | # | + | # Ramen is squishy and soft |
| − | # | + | # RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD |
| − | # | + | # Real Eyes Realize real lies. |
| − | + | # real letters have curves #Serif | |
| − | # | + | # really not how I thought I would die |
| − | + | # Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr! | |
| − | + | # Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die. | |
| − | + | # Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook | |
| − | # I | + | # Research shows a new perspective is easily gained. |
| − | + | # research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna | |
| − | # | + | # results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm |
| − | # | + | # reverse et |
| − | + | # reverse microwave oven | |
| − | # | + | # rm -rf / |
| − | + | # Roadrunner is the new transport minister | |
| − | # | + | # Robert'); Drop Table students;-- |
| − | # | + | # Robots in much better disguise |
| − | # | + | # Rock, paper, FACE |
| − | # | + | # rodeo!! |
| − | # | + | # Rollerskating always was overrated |
| − | # | + | # RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!! |
| − | # | + | # run little ghost, run! |
| − | # | + | # sad cow is sad |
| − | # | + | # Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines' |
| − | # | + | # Said the duchess to the vicar. |
| − | # | + | # Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen |
| − | # | + | # sarlac ball-pit!!! |
| − | # | + | # Sarlac ball pit! |
| − | # | + | # Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it |
| − | # | + | # Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman? |
| − | + | # school's out! | |
| + | # Scientists create first man-clock hybrid | ||
| + | # Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks! | ||
| + | # Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date | ||
| + | # Screw it, here's a cat pic | ||
| + | # searching for brain, found this instead | ||
| + | # See a carrot deflate a pool ball | ||
| + | # See it again in slo mo | ||
| + | # SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! | ||
| + | # SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS | ||
| + | # Selfie #Nofilter | ||
| + | # Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000. | ||
| + | # Selfie in the morning | ||
| + | # Self Portrait: Complete. | ||
| + | # senpai noticed me! ^_^ | ||
| + | # sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again. | ||
# share and enjoy | # share and enjoy | ||
| − | # | + | # share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians |
| − | + | # She's got interesting taste in men. | |
| − | # | + | # should i see a doctor about this? |
| − | # | + | # Should I sue my hairdresser or not really |
| − | # my | + | # SIDE GOER 4 |
| − | # | + | # Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments. |
| − | # | + | # Smile! You're on Candid Microscope |
| − | # | + | # smiling is for optimists |
| − | # | + | # Snapped this with my phone, what is it? |
| − | # | + | # So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? |
| − | # | + | # So, it has come to this... |
| − | # | + | # so, scientology... |
| − | # | + | # So, this happened. |
| − | # | + | # So...Magnets, right? |
| − | # | + | # So... those were real |
| − | # | + | # So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today! |
| − | # | + | # so I went and summoned hitler but he got old |
| − | # | + | # so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it |
| − | # | + | # So long, and thanks for all the fish |
| − | # | + | # So long and thanks for all the fish! |
| − | # | + | # Solo Thumbwar |
| − | # | + | # Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub |
| − | # | + | # some men just want to watch the world burn. |
| − | # | + | # someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means... |
| − | # | + | # someone take this banana off my face |
| − | # | + | # Someone will Make this About ObamaCare |
| − | # | + | # SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN |
| − | # | + | # Something seems to be wrong with my car |
| − | # | + | # Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment |
| − | # | + | # SOmething went wrong while shaving... |
| − | # | + | # Sometimes all you can do is wait |
| − | # | + | # Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. |
| − | # | + | # Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles. |
| − | + | # sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb | |
| − | # | + | # Somewhere, this exists. |
| − | # | + | # Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy! |
| − | # | + | # Soon. Soon... |
| − | # | + | # sorry dad |
| − | # | + | # Sorry for the potato quality. |
| − | # | + | # Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops |
| − | # | + | # So that's where that hour went on Sunday night |
| − | # | + | # So thats What Jesus did |
| − | # | + | # So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. |
| − | # | + | # SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch |
| − | # | + | # SPAAAAAAAAcE |
| − | # | + | # Spaaaaaaaace! |
| − | # | + | # Space from my window |
| − | # | + | # Spiders. Nope. |
| + | # Spring has sprang | ||
| + | # SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles | ||
| + | # Starbucks <3 <3 <3 | ||
# Starting to regret my OUYA purchase | # Starting to regret my OUYA purchase | ||
| − | # | + | # stay away from my eggcorns |
| − | # | + | # Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. |
| − | + | # Step 1: Jump the shark. | |
| − | + | # step one: cut a hole in the box | |
| − | + | # sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX | |
| − | + | # Steve is realxing | |
| − | # | + | # still, i think it was a good idea |
| − | # | + | # Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris." |
| − | # | + | # still better than last year in ottawa |
| − | # | + | # stipple slash of saturn |
| − | # | + | # Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist |
| − | + | # Stop stalin and make up your mind | |
| − | # | + | # stork carrying a babby rabbit! |
| − | + | # Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... | |
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
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| − | |||
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty | # Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty | ||
| − | # | + | # Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML! |
| − | # | + | # Submarine-world promblems, amirite? |
| − | # | + | # such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. |
| − | # | + | # such lambda |
| − | # # | + | # Sun deflation: optimal |
| − | # | + | # sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... |
| − | # | + | # super high intensity training at NORAD |
| − | # | + | # SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo! |
| − | # | + | # Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love? |
| − | # | + | # T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold |
| + | # Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | ||
| + | # tail recursion spotted in the wild!! | ||
| + | # taken from earth orbit | ||
| + | # take that atheists | ||
| + | # take two, they are small | ||
# Talking to my fans... | # Talking to my fans... | ||
| − | # | + | # Tamper-Proof |
| − | # | + | # TANSTAAFL... Mostly |
| − | # how | + | # Target Found. |
| − | # | + | # Teach a fis how to to man... wait? |
| − | # | + | # Ted Cruz 20-Infinity |
| − | # | + | # terminal velocity is a myth |
| − | # | + | # Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant |
| − | # | + | # Thanks! |
| − | # | + | # Thanks Obama! |
| − | # | + | # thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system |
| − | # | + | # That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks |
| − | # | + | # That's gonna hurt on the way out |
| − | # | + | # That's just not very funny |
| − | # | + | # that's me! |
| − | # | + | # THAT'S NO MOON |
| − | # | + | # That's not a chicken |
| − | # | + | # That's not a nut! |
| − | # | + | # THAT'S NUMBERWANG! |
| − | # | + | # that's one nasty burn! |
| − | # | + | # That's too much, man! |
| − | # | + | # that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? |
| − | # The | + | # that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. |
| − | # | + | # That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you. |
| − | # | + | # That is, in fact, a squirrel. |
| − | # | + | # That is one dapper bird. |
| − | # | + | # That sweater is so 2013 |
| − | # # | + | # That was one hell of a party last night. |
| − | # | + | # That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed. |
| + | # That was when things started to get a little weird. | ||
| + | # The abyss stares longingly into my heart. | ||
| + | # The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond | ||
| + | # The basis for fast and furious 13. | ||
| + | # The best brick joke possible. | ||
| + | # The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
| + | # The building blocks of life | ||
| + | # The Captain Crunch Kraken | ||
| + | # The cat brought in another bird. | ||
| + | # the charge of the light brigade | ||
| + | # The choice is simple. | ||
# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors! | # The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors! | ||
| − | # | + | # The dark helps me see in the carrots |
| − | # | + | # the dark side of the moon, amirite? |
| − | + | # the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | |
| − | # | + | # The designers of this camera literally nailed it |
| − | + | # The Dissolution of Parliament. | |
| − | # it | + | # The doctor says it is colon cancer :( |
| − | # | + | # The dress is black and white! |
| − | # | + | # The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon |
| − | + | # The ents met the triffids | |
| − | # | + | # the event horizon returned |
| − | # | + | # The evolution of fun |
| − | # | + | # The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015) |
| − | # | + | # The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you |
| − | # | + | # the first official thing i stole from my college roommates. |
| − | # | + | # the floor is made of lava. send help. |
| − | # | + | # The French space program |
| − | # | + | # the game begins... |
| − | # | + | # the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game |
| − | # | + | # The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today. |
| − | + | # The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne! | |
| − | # | + | # the hills have eyes |
| − | + | # The HORROR! | |
| − | + | # The horrors of war | |
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
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# The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model | # The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model | ||
| − | # | + | # The infamous Snow-muon. |
| − | # | + | # their love was doomed from the start... |
| − | # | + | # Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle... |
| − | # | + | # The knids are hungry |
| − | + | # The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves | |
| − | + | # The last person to be surprised by a selfie | |
| − | # | + | # The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun" |
| − | # I | + | # The last thing you see before you die |
| − | # | + | # the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier |
| − | # | + | # The less you look at it, the funnier it gets. |
| − | # | + | # The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair |
| − | # | + | # The Little Borg Prince |
| − | # | + | # Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll |
| − | + | # the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books | |
| − | # | + | # The magic smoke escaped :( |
| − | + | # The metric system costs thousands of lives each year | |
| − | # | + | # The moon landing was a lie |
| − | # | + | # The moon looks weird today |
| − | # | + | # The Moon Will Eat What it will |
| − | + | # The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | |
| − | # | + | # The new Doctor Who is quite the quack. |
| − | # | + | # The newest Olympic sport |
| − | # | + | # The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out! |
| − | # | + | # The next generation of crypto currencies |
| − | # | + | # The ninetys called, and I had to answer. |
| − | # | + | # The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... |
| − | # | + | # the only people for me are the mad ones |
| − | # | + | # The press conference lasted shorter than expected! |
| − | # | + | # The Prodigy is in town! |
| − | # | + | # The prophecy was true! |
| − | # | + | # There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken. |
| − | # | + | # There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni. |
| − | + | # There's a third bump, growing fast | |
| − | # | + | # The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss |
| − | # | + | # The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image |
| − | # | + | # There goes the neighborhood... |
| − | # | + | # There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. |
| − | # # | + | # there is none of this left in the men's room #help |
| − | # | + | # there snow such thing as global warming |
| − | # | + | # the rest is darkness and decay |
| − | # | + | # The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening |
| − | # | + | # The rook is getting closer. Help me. |
| − | # | + | # the saddest moment of my childhood |
| − | + | # These aren't my sandwiches | |
| − | # | + | # The second mouse gets the cheese |
| − | # | + | # These cravings will never stop |
| − | # | + | # The secret to infinite storage space |
| − | + | # These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | |
| − | # | + | # These two impress me every single day! #proudfather |
| − | # | + | # The side of my car. #roadrage |
| − | # | + | # The signal came from this sector |
| − | # | + | # The soap bubble music experiment went rather well. |
| − | + | # The solution to all life's problems | |
| − | # The | + | # The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled. |
| − | # | + | # The strangest thing subway ever gave me |
| − | # | + | # the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams. |
| − | # # | + | # THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO |
| − | # | + | # The taste stays with you forever |
| − | # | + | # The tea party was right about GMO bicycles |
| − | # | + | # The time has come. |
| − | # | + | # The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer |
| − | # | + | # The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.) |
| − | # | + | # The unforgiving war on health |
| − | # | + | # The view outside of my airplane window. |
| − | # | + | # The vlog was better than the movie |
| − | # | + | # the way of the future |
| − | + | # The weight of life in a starry landscape | |
| − | # | + | # the world isn't flat, it's a cube! |
| − | # | + | # they're all dead, dave. |
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# They're all watching me | # They're all watching me | ||
| − | # | + | # They're watching us. |
| − | # I | + | # THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!! |
| − | # | + | # they dont need us anymore |
| − | # | + | # they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies |
| − | # | + | # they said be careful, we said yolo |
| − | # it' | + | # THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful" |
| − | # # | + | # they said we couldn't play god |
| − | # | + | # They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror |
| − | # The | + | # They see me rolling, they hating |
| + | # they told me carrots were good for eye health | ||
| + | # The Zebra was lying down | ||
| + | # Things Lost in couch cushions | ||
| + | # this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie | ||
| + | # This apple got a face on it dog | ||
# This caught my eye | # This caught my eye | ||
| − | # | + | # This definitely wasn't in the Bible. |
| − | # | + | # This diagram of the solar system is not to scale |
| − | # | + | # this didn't last long. |
| − | # | + | # This elevator has no 'down'! |
| − | # | + | # This explains everything |
| − | # | + | # This explains it all |
| − | # | + | # this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's |
| − | # | + | # This guy... |
| − | # | + | # this guy keeps following me |
| − | # | + | # this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next! |
| − | # | + | # This is a cat |
| − | # | + | # This is a good idea |
| − | # This | + | # THis is a love/hate poem. |
| − | # | + | # This is exactly what you think it is |
| − | # | + | # This is how we celebrate easter usually |
| − | # # | + | # This is how you get ants! |
| − | # | + | # this is just a tribute #thed |
| − | + | # This is just like my 5th birthday party. | |
| − | # is it | + | # THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much. |
| − | + | # this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make. | |
| − | + | # This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! | |
| − | + | # This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | |
| − | # | + | # this is not what i meant it to be |
| − | + | # This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | |
| − | + | # This is still what I had for breakfast | |
| − | # | + | # This is symbolic. |
| − | # | + | # This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen. |
| − | + | # this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet | |
| − | # I | + | # This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world. |
| − | + | # This is twitter, right? #confused | |
| − | # | + | # This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents |
| − | # | + | # THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3. |
| − | # | + | # This is what happiness looks like |
| − | # | + | # This is what I do on friday evenings now |
| − | # | + | # This is what i had for breakfast |
| − | + | # This is why I'm not an EMT | |
| − | + | # This is why we can't have good things | |
| − | # | + | # This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change. |
| − | # | + | # This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace |
| − | # | + | # THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME. |
| − | # | + | # This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps |
| − | # | + | # This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator. |
| − | # I | + | # This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight! |
| − | # | + | # This needs a motivational text |
| − | # | + | # This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound. |
| − | # | + | # This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. |
| − | # | + | # this one's over 15 kt bitches! |
| − | # | + | # This photo mooves me |
| − | # | + | # This photo was taken from my basement |
| − | # | + | # This photo was taken from my iphone |
| − | # Everything | + | # this plot is odd. |
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# This squirrel really knows how to cook | # This squirrel really knows how to cook | ||
| − | # | + | # This trebuchet is set to self-destruct! |
| − | + | # this was in the bible | |
| − | + | # this was my inspiration | |
| − | # | + | # This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days |
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| − | # this | ||
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# This was the most unkindest cut of all | # This was the most unkindest cut of all | ||
| − | # | + | # this will make me a millionaire (patent pending) |
| − | # | + | # those weren't Altoids. |
| − | # | + | # Threaten large birds... check. |
| − | # | + | # throwing epic shade! |
| − | # | + | # Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest |
| − | # | + | # Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker |
| − | # | + | # Time to reap the whirlwind! |
| − | # | + | # tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat |
| − | # | + | # today's to do list |
| − | # | + | # Today i am a Chinese clock |
| − | # | + | # Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best. |
| − | # | + | # To get to the other tree and leaf! |
| − | # | + | # To infinity and Birdyond! |
| − | # | + | # Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD |
| − | # | + | # Too many quixotes, not enough giants |
| − | # # | + | # Too much Acid. Got to sort life out. |
| − | # | + | # too much lens flare? |
| − | # | + | # too much right beef |
| − | # | + | # Top of the world |
| − | # | + | # TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA. |
| − | # | + | # To the victor go the spoils. |
| − | # | + | # toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore. |
| − | # | + | # Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird. |
| − | # | + | # Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype |
| − | # # | + | # Travel the length of these massive bison |
| − | # | + | # Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper... |
| − | # | + | # Trees on a hill #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING |
| − | # | + | # Triumph. Pure triumph. |
| − | # | + | # True Self-Control |
| − | # | + | # truly, i am euphoric |
| − | # | + | # Trurl and Klapaucius at large again! |
| − | # | + | # trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it. |
| − | + | # TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | |
| − | # I' | + | # Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! |
| − | + | # Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it! | |
| + | # turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots | ||
| + | # Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds | ||
| + | # Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along | ||
| + | # Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind | ||
| + | # two great tastes that go great together | ||
| + | # Tycho and gabe stepped up their game | ||
| + | # Tycoon Simulator 2015 | ||
| + | # Ugh, i'll never understand art. | ||
| + | # uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | ||
| + | # Unfriendly comet eats latest probe | ||
| + | # unhappy in space | ||
| + | # unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
| + | # Universe man, Universe man... | ||
| + | # Unzipped sock | ||
| + | # USB SUX | ||
| + | # Use the force responsibly. | ||
| + | # using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border. | ||
| + | # Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses | ||
| + | # Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it | ||
| + | # van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement | ||
| + | # Vegans gonna hate | ||
| + | # Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us! | ||
| + | # vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost. | ||
# Visited mom today | # Visited mom today | ||
| − | # | + | # Visual representation of Dubstep |
| − | # | + | # void main() { fork; } |
| − | # | + | # Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy? |
| − | # | + | # Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again? |
| − | # | + | # Wait, you can see that too |
| − | # | + | # Wait ... what? I don't even... |
| − | # | + | # Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon? |
| − | # | + | # Wait for it... |
| − | # | + | # waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo |
| − | # | + | # Wake up, sheeple. |
| − | # | + | # wake up sheeple! |
| − | # | + | # Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!! |
| − | # | + | # walked in on my roommate being terrifying |
| − | # | + | # Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. |
| − | # | + | # Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air |
| − | # | + | # WARRRBLGARBL |
| − | # | + | # watching dune on shrooms |
| − | # # | + | # watch me become the next favorite kardashian |
| − | # | + | # Watch out for the squirrely wrath! |
| − | # | + | # Waynes World, Waynes world!!! |
| − | # | + | # we'll take the next one #CasualRacism |
| − | # | + | # We've given up trying to justify this. |
| − | # | + | # We've got a problem |
| − | # | + | # we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit |
| − | # | + | # We are not men. we are devo. |
| − | # | + | # Weather's Crazy today |
| − | # | + | # We can't do it, the moon is in the way |
| − | # | + | # We claim this iceberg for the Motherland |
| − | # | + | # We didn't start the fire |
| − | # you' | + | # we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard |
| − | # | + | # Weeeee!!! |
| + | # we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show | ||
| + | # We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl | ||
| + | # we have the technology. | ||
| + | # Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face | ||
| + | # welcome to Argentina | ||
| + | # Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision? | ||
| + | # welcome to the internet | ||
| + | # welcome to the space jam | ||
| + | # We live in a golden age! | ||
| + | # Well, I guess than answers the age-old question! | ||
| + | # Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again | ||
| + | # Well, now this is a thing. | ||
| + | # well, so much for the space program | ||
| + | # Well, this is a puzzling development. | ||
| + | # well, this really puts things in perspective. | ||
| + | # Well, you can't fix what isn't broken. | ||
| + | # We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code. | ||
| + | # WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO | ||
| + | # We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky. | ||
# we sail the ocean orange | # we sail the ocean orange | ||
| − | # | + | # We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe |
| − | # | + | # WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!? |
| − | + | # Whale Selfie! | |
| − | + | # what's a lens cap? | |
| − | + | # What's this thing here in the bathroom? | |
| − | + | # What, Me worry? | |
| − | + | # What a beautiful time to be alive! | |
| − | + | # what a bummer | |
| − | + | # WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING! | |
| − | + | # What are pixels? | |
| − | + | # What are you, a dictionary? | |
| − | + | # What could go wrong? | |
| − | + | # What could possibly go wrong™? | |
| − | # | + | # What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid. |
| − | # | + | # What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? |
| − | # | + | # What do you see? I see a cat! |
| − | # | + | # whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it |
| − | # | + | # what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens |
| − | # | + | # What has science done?! |
| − | # | + | # What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon |
| − | # | + | # what if it's a ghost pepper? |
| − | # | + | # What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron? |
| − | # | + | # What in the hell was I thinking ? |
| − | # | + | # What is your Pony Personality? |
| − | # | + | # What? It's always that color. |
| − | # | + | # what to have for breakfast? |
| − | + | # When everything looks like a hammer | |
| − | + | # When in doubt, just blow on it! | |
| − | + | # When pandas have nightmares | |
| − | + | # WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED. | |
| − | # I | + | # When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this! |
| − | # | + | # When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back |
| − | # | + | # When you get a perfect score on your test |
| − | # | + | # when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen. |
| − | # | + | # when you see it... |
| − | # | + | # Where are the three sea shells? |
| − | # | + | # Where did THAT come from? |
| − | + | # Where did this road come from?!? | |
| − | # if | + | # where do all the cheetos go |
| − | # | + | # Where do I plug this in? |
| − | + | # where should i put this cool new tatto? | |
| − | + | # where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes | |
| − | # | + | # where to buy spanish ham ? |
| − | # | + | # which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? |
| − | + | # whiskers expecting a new friend :) | |
| − | # | + | # WHO'S THAT POKEMON? |
| − | # | + | # Who came first? |
| − | + | # who do you think I am? | |
| − | # in | + | # Who Made all these Don quixote clones? |
| − | # | + | # whoops GPS error |
| − | # | + | # Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S |
| − | # | + | # Who put import superman in the python configuration script? |
| − | # | + | # Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon? |
| − | # | + | # who sent me a bobcat? |
| − | + | # Who stepped on my pop tart? | |
| − | # | + | # Who the fck deleted development branch?!?! |
| − | + | # Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this! | |
| − | # | + | # why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?! |
| − | # | + | # Why are there ants on my face?! |
| − | # | + | # Why did it have to end this Way? |
| − | # | + | # Why did the cypress cross the road? |
| − | # | + | # Why do dogs like this? |
| − | # | + | # Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously. |
| − | # | + | # Why doesn't congress want these legalized? |
| − | # | + | # Why don't chimpanzees have beards? |
| − | # | + | # Why do people do this? |
| − | # | + | # Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? |
| − | # | + | # Why potato why? |
| − | + | # Why? | |
| − | # | + | # Why should squirrel learn baseball |
| − | # | + | # WHY WHY WHY #WHY |
| − | # | + | # with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before |
| − | # | + | # WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6 |
| − | # | + | # Woops, miscounted. sorry. |
| − | # I | + | # worst horse ever :( |
| − | # | + | # Worst pokemon ever |
| − | # | + | # worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. |
| − | + | # Worth it for the karma. | |
| − | + | # would you choose the microwave over this? | |
| − | # | + | # Would you like to play a game? |
| − | + | # Wow, did you see that??!! | |
| − | + | # Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude | |
| − | + | # Wow. Just, Wow. | |
| − | # | + | # wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce. |
| − | # | + | # wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!! |
| − | + | # WTF!? | |
| − | # | + | # wwmd: what would mcgyver do? |
| − | + | # Yeah... never gonna happen | |
| − | + | # Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok? | |
| − | + | # YES | |
| − | + | # Yes, I followed the instructions! | |
| − | + | # yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron" | |
| − | + | # You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not. | |
| − | + | # you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found | |
| − | + | # You'll never guess what happens next... | |
| − | + | # You are not a good person | |
| − | + | # you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think | |
| − | + | # you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time. | |
| − | + | # You did what in my tuba? | |
| − | + | # you know, for kids | |
| − | + | # you know what they say about guys with big feet | |
| − | + | # You must be new here. | |
| − | + | # Your conspiracy theories are dumb. | |
| − | + | # Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience. | |
| − | + | # You want to know how i got these scars? | |
| − | + | # YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | |
| − | # my | + | # Zeus takes his revenge |
| − | + | # Zoidgebra 101 | |
| − | + | # [Metal Gear sound effect] | |
| − | + | # [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT] | |
| − | + | # [user was banned for this text] | |
| − | + | # ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ | |
| − | # | + | # “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” |
| − | + | # ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) | |
| − | + | # ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ | |
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Revision as of 19:02, 4 April 2015
Contents
Status
Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(
- Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
Feed
- feed: Array {
- id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c
- img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
- kind: "post"
- poster: "Frances51"
- profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
- text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
- }
- prompt {
- reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
- id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
- poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
- profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
- img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
- captions: Array (of strings)
- text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
- album: Array (of img_id strings)
- }
Prompt varies between:
- img_id and captions array
- text and album array
Script
xkcd = {
prompt_reasons :[],
prompt_posters :[],
prompt_text :[],
prompt_captions :[],
feed_posters :[],
feed_text :[]
}
function check(field, value) {
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
xkcd[field].push(value);
console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
}
}
function next() {
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
for(i in data.feed) {
check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);
}
});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);
(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
- However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.
You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.
- The surveys do not change as often as the other data.
I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.
- Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.
Results
current unprocessed totals:
- feed_posters: Array[205]
- feed_text: Array[1630]
- prompt_captions: Array[1675]
- prompt_posters: Array[203]
- prompt_reasons: Array[107]
- prompt_text: Array[731]
The script is finding fewer and fewer new items, but it is still running after 30 hours since last restart.
prompt_reasons
- The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
- +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
- <%= reason %>
- aol window in front of netscape window
- a user's middle name was </html>
- Baby ur much 2 fast
- bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
- butter didn't suit the works
- butter overflow
- butter to text interface not found
- butter underrun
- cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
- CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
- cat-like typing detected
- confirmation BIOS
- could not evade skifree yeti
- could not initialize sound blaster 16
- CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
- cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
- database configuration violates the Prime Directive
- data too big
- Dave's not registered, man
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
- dictionary too stiff to read
- electrons too big, stuck in wafer
- ERR:INVALID DIM
- error
- error: error code [error] while decoding error code
- error: operation completed successfully
- error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
- ethics in journalism
- eyelash! eyelash!
- files fell out
- files overwritten with more interesting content
- firewall caught fire
- floating point unit no longer afloat
- food problematic
- friday squid blogging
- general uncertainty
- GSM filter change required
- guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
- hard drive oil depleted
- helvetica scenario
- HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
- HTTP 418
- http is down
- hung up prematurely
- I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
- i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
- illegal carrot detected in mail queue
- insufficient smoke for current mirror array
- lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
- lp0 on fire
- Main Bus B Undervolt
- mean connection time exceeded
- microwave running
- minimum recursion depth not reached
- nanobots in the water
- oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
- our buffer runneth over
- out of electrons
- out of monads
- overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
- PC LOAD LETTER
- Please Insert Riven CD 4
- PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
- previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
- qubit indeterminate
- RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
- screws are stripped
- server aperture too narrow for capital letters
- server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
- server fell in ocean
- server had too much to drink
- server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
- server room haunted
- sitemap was held upside down
- Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
- soonerist sperver fid dot nile
- spin cycle still active
- spin number must be of the form n/2
- spontaneous splinal dereticulation
- SQL ejection
- subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
- sysadmin trapped in well
- tape on write-protect hole fell off
- temporal paradox
- the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
- the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
- the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
- the system / is down
- This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
- This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
- too many hands on the keyboard
- transfer interrupted by incoming fax
- TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
- turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
- Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
- undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
- unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
- unimplemented trap
- User accepted terms but not conditions
- User is not a typewriter.
- user put spaces/vowels in filename
- UTF-31 decode error
- virtual memory got too real
- wrong files
- YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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- @meganamram
- Addison1
- Addison8
- Agric Silverfinger
- Aidan2
- Aiden1
- Aiden5
- Aidenn Aberforth Milne
- Alice1956
- Amanda08
- Anonymous
- Apple Martin
- Arthur17
- Arthur19
- Ashley8
- Ashley92
- Ashley2009
- Austin72
- Ayden1952
- Bailey08
- Bailey2001
- Barbara1974
- Benjamin1970
- Benjamin Kenobi Sr
- Bool Hand Luke
- Brandi9
- Brittany1
- Caden14
- Caden2010
- Candice10
- Carol04
- Chad80
- Charles18
- Chelsea2006
- Cheyenne15
- Cheyenne1988
- Christina Applecare
- CMOS Def
- Curic Copperfinger
- Cynthia99
- Cynthia1995
- Dakota09
- Dakota94
- David St. Hubbins
- Debbie3
- Debbie26
- Debbie62
- Deborah3
- Delta Elroy Backslash
- Destiny89
- Destiny1983
- Dillon2008
- Donald19
- Donna2
- Dorothy7
- DragonBall Cooper
- Dunston Chexin
- Dustin46
- Earl Sinclair
- Egbert Bentley White
- Eliezer Yudkowsky
- Elon Musk
- Emily15
- Eowyn L'Oreal James
- Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
- Flash Groupon
- Frances29
- Frances51
- Frances99
- Gary8
- Gary86
- Gary1951
- George Debian Bush
- George Reagan Renesmee Martin
- Green Mario
- Greg2004
- Hatsy Collins
- Henry05
- Henry4
- Horsepower Lovecraft
- J. Alfred Leftshark
- Jack3
- Jack39
- Jacob10
- Jada5
- Jaden21
- Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
- Jaina Khloe Rowling
- Jalen81
- James URL Jones
- Jason15
- Jayden79
- Jennifer1
- Jeph Jacques
- Jerry18
- Joe Biden
- John2
- John Wilkes Knuth
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- Joshua80
- Joshua84
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- Mark2006
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- Matthew2006
- Mavis Bitcoin
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- Michelle11
- Minecraft Holmes
- Misty3
- Myspace Tom
- Norton Ghost Dad
- Notorious L.H.C.
- Padme Dorothy James
- Pam06
- Patricia03
- Paul50
- Paul1957
- Player One
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- Professor Monoculatus McToff
- Raymond6
- Ronald22
- Ruth3
- S. G. Dukat
- Samuel19
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- Sarah2005
- Sharon91
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- Sherri97
- Sidd Finch
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- Steven02
- Steven50
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- Susan11
- Susan25
- Taylor1990
- Taylor1998
- Thomas2
- Tim21
- Tim87
- Tina Belcher
- Todd33
- Tonya22
- Tonya38
- Tracy1977
- Tricia1
- Tricia14
- Trinity1989
- Virginia1961
- Virginia2006
- Wil
- Wric Tungstenfinger
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- All of these usernames are also used in the feed
- @meganamram
- Addison1
- Addison8
- Agric Silverfinger
- Aidan2
- Aiden1
- Aiden5
- Aidenn Aberforth Milne
- Alice1956
- Amanda08
- Anonymous
- Apple Martin
- Arthur17
- Arthur19
- Ashley8
- Ashley92
- Ashley2009
- Austin72
- Ayden1952
- Bailey08
- Bailey2001
- Barbara1974
- Benjamin1970
- Benjamin Kenobi Sr
- Bool Hand Luke
- Brandi9
- Brittany1
- Caden14
- Caden2010
- Candice10
- Carol04
- Chad80
- Charles18
- Chelsea2006
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- Cheyenne1988
- Christina Applecare
- CMOS Def
- Curic Copperfinger
- Cynthia99
- Cynthia1995
- Dakota09
- Dakota94
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- Debbie26
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- Delta Elroy Backslash
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- Dillon2008
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- DragonBall Cooper
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- Dustin46
- Earl Sinclair
- Egbert Bentley White
- Eliezer Yudkowsky
- Elon Musk
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- Eowyn L'Oreal James
- Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
- Flash Groupon
- Frances29
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- Frances99
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- Gary86
- Gary1951
- George Debian Bush
- George Reagan Renesmee Martin
- Green Mario
- Greg2004
- Hatsy Collins
- Henry05
- Henry4
- Horsepower Lovecraft
- J. Alfred Leftshark
- Jack3
- Jack39
- Jacob10
- Jada5
- Jaden21
- Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
- Jaina Khloe Rowling
- Jalen81
- James URL Jones
- Jason15
- Jayden79
- Jennifer1
- Jeph Jacques
- Jerry18
- Joe Biden
- John2
- John Wilkes Knuth
- Jonathan27
- Joshua80
- Joshua84
- Justin28
- Justin87
- Kaden61
- Kaitlin1976
- Karen3
- Kathleen78
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- Kelsey1996
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- Kenneth96
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- Lindsay2011
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- Mark Zuckerberg
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- Matthew2006
- Mavis Bitcoin
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- Michelle11
- Minecraft Holmes
- Misty3
- Myspace Tom
- Norton Ghost Dad
- Notorious L.H.C.
- Padme Dorothy James
- Pam06
- Patricia03
- Paul50
- Paul1957
- Player One
- Player Two
- Professor Monoculatus McToff
- Raymond6
- Ronald22
- Ruth3
- S. G. Dukat
- Samuel19
- Samuel49
- Sarah55
- Sarah1976
- Sarah2005
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- Sharon99
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- Steven50
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- Taylor1990
- Taylor1998
- Thomas2
- Tim21
- Tim87
- Tina Belcher
- Todd33
- Tonya22
- Tonya38
- Tracy1977
- Tricia1
- Tricia14
- Trinity1989
- Virginia1961
- Virginia2006
- Wil
- Wric Tungstenfinger
feed_text
Captions used in the feed. Containers user submissions. (1741 are also used as prompts. 72 have not been found as prompts)
- "...The Aristocrats."
- "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
- "Bake him away, toys"
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Cat-like Reflexes"
- "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
- "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
- "I am So. Much. More."
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
- "Space duckin'" By led blimp
- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
- "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
- #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- #awefullyNicetractsofland
- #bedhead
- #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- #blessed
- #bornthisway
- #BROKEN
- #CATSANDBIRDS
- #caturday
- #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
- #comfortfood
- #DANGERZONE
- #DARE to #DREAM
- #delfie
- #Donthate #Truelove
- #drbalanced
- #DrinkSaltwater
- #duckface
- #fallingfromorbit
- #flavorbomb
- #giganticflower #headshot
- #GOD
- #gps be like
- #hashtag
- #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
- #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
- #hoax
- #Hopeicanfly
- #illuminati
- #imnotracistbut
- #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
- #justnasathings
- #lifehacks
- #livefeed #colonoscopy
- #Long_Exposure
- #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
- #me #throwbackthursday
- #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
- #Nailpolish
- #nofilter
- #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- #nomakeup #justnatural
- #nomakeup #natural
- #notallmen
- #notamodel #nofilter
- #onering #fuckhobbits
- #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
- #Photobomb
- #rememberthetitans
- #satellite #navigation
- #saturday #memories #beautiful
- #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
- #selfie #imatree #thuglife
- #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
- #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- #stublife
- #sudowoodoproblems
- #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
- #this_is_sparta
- #Toobigtofall
- #toothproblems
- #twinsies
- #vampiremirrorselfie
- #Worstweekever
- 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
- ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
- *Darth Vader Breathing*
- *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
- *Tips fedora*
- ...And then we decided it was time to leave
- ...Freudian sense tingling...
- ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
- 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
- 3 year olds first lego experience
- 4 8 15 16 23 42
- 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
- 8.5 hours later...
- 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
- 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
- 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall
- 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- <3 hanging out with saruman
- >< ))*>
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- Aaaaaargh
- A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- about to die lol
- ack
- ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
- A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
- ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
- actually, around here we itemize our taxes
- A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
- a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
- AGHHHHH
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- Alan?
- alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
- All flesh is grass
- All my selfies be like
- Allons-Y!
- All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
- Always get a full nights rest
- Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
- Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
- Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
- amazons newest delivery method
- Am I a Pokemon?
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
- And so the hunt begins!
- and suddenly, popcorn
- AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
- And the least of the five evils is....
- and then there were nine
- And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
- and to think this is where it all started
- An eight-stringed octopus?
- ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
- AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
- Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
- Another one bites the dust
- Another victim of 'got your nose!'
- Antimater Universe wants a hug.
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- Any hatchlings in here?
- Anyone craving some soup right about now?
- Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
- Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
- anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
- Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
- apple's new offering: iscream
- April Fools!
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
- Are you feeling lucky, punk?
- Are you kidding me?
- are you sure this is a commandline?
- Artistic recreation from new fossil find
- Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
- As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- a spherical cow
- as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
- Asteroids hate him!
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- As viewed on a Macintosh plus
- As you can see It's windy out here
- at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
- At least it stopped bleeding acid
- At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
- at times like this i ask, "why me?"
- australia is not NZ!
- AUUUGH
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- A window into my soul
- Aww, honey, don't cry...
- Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
- Ayyyy LMAO!
- back on tinder!
- Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- Banana invasion in progress
- BANANANANANANANANANA
- BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
- Bangarang Motherfuckers
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Bazookateer crossing
- been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
- Belgium
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- best day evar!!!!
- Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- Best map projection ever
- best republican caucus ever!
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- Beyond Level 256...
- big ben is going down.
- Big Bird, An orwellian Short
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- big data strikes back
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
- bit nosy, aren't you?
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black begins and wins.
- Black box recorder
- Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
- Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
- bob ross has only become more powerful in death
- bowTieght!
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- breakfast in 'merica
- Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- Bulls don't often sit like this!
- Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
- bURMA sHAVE!
- Burnination? Huh?
- Burrito night
- But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
- But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can't believe what I almost threw away!
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
- Cant explain that
- Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
- capes are in fashion
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Car broke down on the side of the highway.
- Car tiddlywinks proves success
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- Cat tax paid
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
- Ce n'est pas un canard
- CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
- cest ne pas un pipe
- Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
- Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- check out my new pet
- check out my new sauron fanfic
- Check out my new sonic oc!
- Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
- check out my usb sword!
- Christ, what an asshole.
- clever girl.....
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Click to show secret text
- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
- come on, put on the slippers.
- Come on party people, put your hands together
- Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
- conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
- Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
- Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
- Copernicus: The early years
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
- could anyone help me find my contacts?
- cowabunga, dudes!
- cowabunga dude
- crawling and texting #badcombination
- crenellate good times, c'Mon!
- Crocodile Pink Eye
- Cruise Kingdom
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- curiosity fed the cat
- Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
- Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
- Damn, two o'clock already?
- damn. that squirrel's got a ball
- damned ninjas
- damnit, another drunken tree in the road
- damn tree!
- Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
- Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
- Dawn: The Final day
- Dawn of the Bread
- Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- Day 12: it's going well I think
- Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
- Daylight spending time!
- Da_FEELS###!
- Deal with it
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
- Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
- dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
- devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
- Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
- Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
- did this exist as a microwave?
- Diet is working!
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- discovered a new shortcut for making toast
- Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
- diy abortion
- Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
- Does anyone know why it is doing this?
- does my ass look big in this?
- Does my eye look bloodshot?
- Does my hair look like it's thinning?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Does this look infected?
- Does this look like pink eye to you?
- dOG SHAMING
- Do I look fat in this photo?
- Do I look like a penguin?
- DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
- Dominos delivers!
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do my feet smell?
- don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
- Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
- Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
- Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
- Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
- Don't have a cow, man
- Don't inhale!
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- don't worry, it's part of my plan!
- Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
- Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
- Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- Do the Harlem Shake
- Down time
- Do you care to #engage with this #content
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- Do you have a lighter?
- do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
- Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- Dryads. that is all.
- DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- DuckDuckGoes!
- duckface is the new radians
- Dude, I can totally catch this!
- Dude, where's my car?
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
- EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
- Eating my breakfast!
- Eat my shorts
- Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
- Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
- emergency butter delivery
- engage!
- ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
- Et boum! C'est le choc!
- Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
- Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
- ever get the feeling you're being watched?
- every breath you take, every move you make
- everyday i'm shoveling
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- Everything maKes perfect sense now.
- everything makes sense now
- Everything truly IS awesome!
- Evolution of puzzles
- Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
- Exes, am I right?
- Existance is an illusion
- Extreme beer pong
- FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
- Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
- Fancy
- father & daughter re-unite!
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- feeding my pet
- FENTON!!! FENTON!
- Field Trip!
- File not found ... creating fake file...
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- Finally, new tires
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
- finally got that squid stache
- Finally here!
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
- First day at school
- First day of school.
- First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
- First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- First time posting, please be nice
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- Flat file viewing
- Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- Flying fish had no affect on it
- FML
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- Foiled again by the bell curve
- for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
- for you
- Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
- Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- Found this in my garden, wtf?
- Found this mushroom, thought of you
- found this on google maps earlier.
- Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- Fucking CAKE
- FUCK NOT AGAIN
- Fulfilling western ideals!
- Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
- funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
- furrowed mustache
- Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- Get that camera out of my face!
- get your ass to mars
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
- go home elephant you are drunk
- Goldilocks party!
- Goodnight moon
- good old troubleshootin'
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
- Go purr yourself!
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
- got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
- Gotta catch em all.
- Got your nose!
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
- Great ScotT!
- Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
- Guess that "sun" was really important after all
- Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
- Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
- Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- Had to settle for a beard
- ha ha ha... no.
- haha oh my cat
- Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
- HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
- Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, M C Escher
- Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
- Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
- Has science gone too far?
- Hat in the cat strike back!
- Have fun in the Alps lol
- Have fun stormin' da castle.
- Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
- havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
- He's been there for three days
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- He left me! :ccc
- hello darkness my old friend
- Help! HELP! I need an adult
- Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
- HELP I'M just a pheasant
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- help wanted. inquire within.
- He nailed it!
- Here comes the sun, do do do do...
- Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
- He was never seen again
- Hey! My cloaca is down here!
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
- Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
- Hey guys, watch this
- hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
- hgghjg
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
- Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
- Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
- HODOR!
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- Hope that wasn't a granny knot
- Hoping this makes it past customs
- horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
- Houston, we are the problem
- Hoverboard to full power!
- how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
- How did I get here?
- How did I get here?!?
- How did the mars rover get here?
- How does this work again?
- how do I take photos with this?
- how do i turn this off?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- How is this still a thing?
- How many can there be?
- how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- I'd call this experiment a success.
- I'd tap dat.
- I'd tap that
- I'll catch it one day
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
- i'll never get tired of this.
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
- I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
- I'm a Real Boy!
- I'm a wizard!
- i'm being ironic
- I'm going to be smashed to bits
- i'm just surprised it took this long.
- I'm lost without your love, baby
- I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
- I'm never going on chatroulette again
- I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
- I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
- I'm not even mad. that's amazing
- I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
- i'm now 75% more efficient
- I 'M out of the acorn
- I'm ready!
- i'm really diggin' your shovel
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
- I've been robbed!
- I've discovered a new clean-power source
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- i've made a huge mistake
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- i've never felt so alone.
- I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
- I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
- I am a beautiful person.
- I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
- I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
- I am infinite. i am eternal.
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- I believe in an afterbirth.
- I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I broke cookie clicker...
- i broke it
- I broke the etch & sketch
- I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
- I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
- I can't believe it's not cake batter
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- i can't form the words to describe such beauty
- I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
- I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
- I can has cheezburger?
- I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I can walk on my hands
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I CHOOSE YOU!
- I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
- I don't get it either.
- i don't have time for this!
- I don't know
- I don't know how to play...
- I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
- I don't regret pressing the button
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I don't think that's supposed to go there...
- I don't think this is working
- i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
- I don't want to set the world on fire
- i do the same thing at frat parties
- I dream of death
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I forgot to get a plane
- I forgot to turn the tap off lol
- I fought the law. They won
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- I found it!!!!!!!
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I found this little guy in the woods near my house
- if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
- If you're brave enough...
- If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
- If you've got a moustache...
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
- I got a new geigerteller
- I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
- I got the job!
- I got this in the mail today
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- I has a sad
- i hate it when this happens
- I hate this channel
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I hate waking up from a really good dream
- i have a bad feeling about this.
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I have never been happy
- I have tasted many fish
- i invented a thing
- I just bought this
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I just don't get recursion.
- I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
- i just want to do existential things with my friends
- I just want to watch the world burn
- Ikea art
- I knew I nailed it!
- I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
- I knew there would be side effects
- I like this picture
- I loled my head off!!!
- I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
- I lost my tooth
- I lost my wits
- I lost my wrist
- i love a good featureless white void
- I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
- I love star wars!
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
- I mistook myself for a bird
- im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
- i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
- I never understood that part of the bibile
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
- Initiate evasive maneuver!
- in line at the dmv
- In my dreams I'm always strong
- inner city air conditioning
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- International relationships are getting worse
- intertial reference frame, activate!
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- in theathers, close to you
- in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- introducing the yolo distribution
- I only wanted a cheeseburger
- i pushed this. was that bad?
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I sentence you to deliciousness!
- is good idea yes
- I should really separate those
- Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
- is it midnight yet?
- Is it really today, already?
- is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
- I solved the debt crisis!
- Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
- Is that a new pokemon?
- is that a war walrus?
- Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
- is the eject button meant to do this?
- Is there really any point? FML
- IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
- Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
- Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- is this just a fantasy?
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- Is this too cheesy?
- I still say it looks White and Gold!
- I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- It's a cat ass trophy
- It's a Finger trap
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- it's bicycles all the way down
- It's bigger after you put it together.
- it's fun to do bad things
- it's in a good part of town
- it's like rain on your wedding day!
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- It's not a good part of town
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- it's not what you think
- it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
- It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
- it's pretty dark in this box
- It's smaller on the outside
- It's the little things
- it all fits together, guys!
- I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think I can... I think I can
- I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
- I think i lost my dorsal fin
- I think I need new glasses.
- i think i need to get out more.
- I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
- I think there's something here
- I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
- I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
- I think this is the wrong python script
- i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
- I think we deserved it.
- I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
- I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
- I thought it was a good idea at the time
- I thought it would be bigger
- I thought of it, and it happened
- it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It is never safe.
- it makes sense if you think about it
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- It seemed better in my head
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- it was an odd place to find a stop sign
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
- It was the rational response
- I used to be like... but then i was all...
- i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
- I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- i was gonna eat that
- I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
- I was just trying to install freebsd...
- I was late
- i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
- I welcome our event-driven overlords
- I will take that one please
- I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
- I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
- I wish I could ride in a balloon
- I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
- I wonder if it will be friends with me
- I wonder what will this lead to...
- i wonder why you left me here.
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
- Jesus Wept
- Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
- Job interview today.
- John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
- John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- Jugghead got nothing on me :p
- Just a little more to the right
- just another cat video
- Just another day in paradise
- Just combing my M.C. Escher
- just cos()
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
- just look at that motherfucking satellite
- Just one of those days
- just playing with my pet
- Just some home decorating
- Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
- just two more trips over the horizon
- kang, do i look good in this?
- Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
- kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- ksp mission success
- Lack of cucumbers
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- last march of the ents
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
- leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
- leapfrog, anyone?
- Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
- Legal Issues
- Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- Let's have a blinking contest
- LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
- Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
- Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
- Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
- Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
- Life on the moon.
- Life outside the matrix
- Light traffic today.
- Like a G6, baby, like a g6
- like my new haircut?
- Like my new nails?
- Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
- lol, no i didn't jump
- London
- london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
- Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
- Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
- look at me, i'm from England!
- Look at me jumping!
- Look at my dollar coin
- Look at my new blue dress!
- look at my new dog!
- look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
- look ma, no hands!
- Look man, it's never gonna happen
- Look out!
- Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
- look what happened to my satellite
- look what i found underneath my pillow
- Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
- Love is creepy
- love it!
- love it!"...The Aristocrats."
- Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
- Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
- Macklemore concert was awesome!
- Made in god's own image, yessiree!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
- Making a selfie.
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
- Man, it's windy
- Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
- Man, that was the best party in my life
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- Man in the Moon slumming
- Man or mouse? No need to decide!
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Mari-OH
- mario Kart is harder in real life
- married a cat
- Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- Massive orgy reaches climax
- MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
- Maths are hard
- Max gentleman
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- Me, before the topical ointment
- me and all my friends
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
- Me llamo t-bone
- memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
- Mentos and lava
- Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
- Minimalist cat
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mistakes were made.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- mmm...vegemite...
- Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
- Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
- Monday mornings
- monkey movember
- moo!
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
- Moses lied to me.
- Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
- Muahahahahahah
- My 7 picture is upside down
- My baby is learning how to write!
- My boyfriend finally proposed!
- my castles stand on pillars of sand
- My cat barfed this out
- my cat got into the *other* catnip
- My cat is cuter than yours.
- my cat is sick
- My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
- my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
- my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
- My clothes need a wash...
- My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
- My dad in the army
- My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My gout's acting up again
- My halloween costume
- My hero
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
- My hobby: photography
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- My house is my castle
- my lasik didn't go so well.
- MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- my new boss
- My new cat is awesome
- my new duvet cover!
- My new haircut!
- my new haircut only exists in another dimension
- My new neighbor seems a bit odd
- My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
- My new tattoo
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
- My nose will grow now.
- My parents took away my phone privileges
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
- My selfie stick broke.
- My server cooling system.
- my taco face
- My tastes are very... singular
- mYTH BUSTED!
- my toothache has got worse recently
- My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
- my wonderful dad!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
- Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- Nasa is fully funded
- Need a Haircut
- Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
- Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
- Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
- Never divide by zero
- Never gonna give you up...
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New amazon product
- New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New car flipping world record set
- new drupal logo
- Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
- New false color imagery from mars curiousity
- New haircut!
- New headcanon:
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
- New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- new phone who dis
- New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
- New Super Mario bros in real life!
- new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
- New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
- NICE MULTIPANTS
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
- NO. JUST NO.
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- No guitar without a sombrero
- No lie, this is delicious
- Nom nom nom
- nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
- No more sorrow!
- nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- No regrets on this new roofing material
- no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
- Not a fruit
- Not Again :(
- Not as healthy as it looks
- Note: HUGE SUCCess
- Not even once
- Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- Now turn it upside-down
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- Now we play... the most dangerous game
- now you're hungry too.
- NUTS!
- Obama pardons Santa claus
- Office gamification has got out of hand.
- Oh, Canada...
- oh, is that godot? Finally...
- Oh, that's where I left them!
- Oh bother not again
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
- OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
- Oh god is it still following me?
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
- Oh here we go
- oh I feel a yearning so bad
- oh look, a penny
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- Oh No! Not again!
- Oh no! Not Again.
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- oh no you didn't
- Oh shit, not again.
- oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
- Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
- Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- omfg, space bugs
- OMG! Kittens!
- OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
- OMG Becky look at her butt
- OMG I cannot even
- omg too much chiplote
- On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
- one does not simply wok into mordor
- one electrocution can ruin your entire day
- One of the less popular Transformers.
- One of these things doesn't belong.
- One of those mornings...
- One year ago I looked like this
- only 90 kids will remember this.
- only 90s kids will get this!
- Only 90s kids will remember
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
- On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
- oompa loompa diggeti doo
- Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
- oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
- Oops.
- Optimus prime was having a bad day.
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Ow.
- Oy, my giblets!
- Pac-man's missing piece
- Pants Optional
- paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- Park and ride
- PARKOUR IN ACTION
- Parlez vous Francais?
- Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
- passed another hitch hiker
- peacekeeping mission is a total success
- peeling back the pages of history
- Penguins are people too #equality
- Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
- Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
- Perspective issues
- Philae lander found!
- photobombed again
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
- photo proof for you skeptics out there
- PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
- Picking mushrooms
- Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
- picture of my boyfriend
- picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- Pintsize what are you doing?!
- Pizza TIME
- play it cool
- Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
- Please send help.
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
- PostPostModern art
- Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
- Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
- Press 'continue' to abort.
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
- Prius Love
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
- Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
- Proof: loch ness monster.
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
- prototype soccer ball
- PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
- Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
- ?????????????
- quack quack, motherflipper
- Quite.
- QWANTZ Fanfic
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- Ramen is squishy and soft
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- Real Eyes Realize real lies.
- real letters have curves #Serif
- really not how I thought I would die
- Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
- Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
- research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
- results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
- reverse et
- reverse microwave oven
- rm -rf /
- Roadrunner is the new transport minister
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- Robots in much better disguise
- Rock, paper, FACE
- rodeo!!
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
- run little ghost, run!
- sad cow is sad
- Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- Sarlac ball pit!
- Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- school's out!
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
- Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
- Screw it, here's a cat pic
- searching for brain, found this instead
- See a carrot deflate a pool ball
- See it again in slo mo
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
- Selfie #Nofilter
- Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
- Selfie in the morning
- Self Portrait: Complete.
- senpai noticed me! ^_^
- sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
- share and enjoy
- share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
- She's got interesting taste in men.
- should i see a doctor about this?
- Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
- SIDE GOER 4
- Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
- Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
- smiling is for optimists
- Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
- So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- So, it has come to this...
- so, scientology...
- So, this happened.
- So...Magnets, right?
- So... those were real
- So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
- so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
- so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So long and thanks for all the fish!
- Solo Thumbwar
- Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
- some men just want to watch the world burn.
- someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
- someone take this banana off my face
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- Something seems to be wrong with my car
- Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
- SOmething went wrong while shaving...
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
- sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- Soon. Soon...
- sorry dad
- Sorry for the potato quality.
- Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
- So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
- So thats What Jesus did
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
- SPAAAAAAAAcE
- Spaaaaaaaace!
- Space from my window
- Spiders. Nope.
- Spring has sprang
- SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
- Starbucks <3 <3 <3
- Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
- stay away from my eggcorns
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Step 1: Jump the shark.
- step one: cut a hole in the box
- sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
- Steve is realxing
- still, i think it was a good idea
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- still better than last year in ottawa
- stipple slash of saturn
- Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
- Stop stalin and make up your mind
- stork carrying a babby rabbit!
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
- Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
- Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- such lambda
- Sun deflation: optimal
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- super high intensity training at NORAD
- SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
- Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- taken from earth orbit
- take that atheists
- take two, they are small
- Talking to my fans...
- Tamper-Proof
- TANSTAAFL... Mostly
- Target Found.
- Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
- Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
- terminal velocity is a myth
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- Thanks!
- Thanks Obama!
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
- That's gonna hurt on the way out
- That's just not very funny
- that's me!
- THAT'S NO MOON
- That's not a chicken
- That's not a nut!
- THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
- that's one nasty burn!
- That's too much, man!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That is one dapper bird.
- That sweater is so 2013
- That was one hell of a party last night.
- That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
- That was when things started to get a little weird.
- The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
- The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The best brick joke possible.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The building blocks of life
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The cat brought in another bird.
- the charge of the light brigade
- The choice is simple.
- The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
- The dark helps me see in the carrots
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
- The dress is black and white!
- The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
- The ents met the triffids
- the event horizon returned
- The evolution of fun
- The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- The French space program
- the game begins...
- the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
- The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- the hills have eyes
- The HORROR!
- The horrors of war
- The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
- The infamous Snow-muon.
- their love was doomed from the start...
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- The knids are hungry
- The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
- The last thing you see before you die
- the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
- The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
- The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
- The Little Borg Prince
- Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
- the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
- The magic smoke escaped :(
- The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
- The moon landing was a lie
- The moon looks weird today
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
- The newest Olympic sport
- The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
- The next generation of crypto currencies
- The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- the only people for me are the mad ones
- The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
- The Prodigy is in town!
- The prophecy was true!
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- There goes the neighborhood...
- There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
- there is none of this left in the men's room #help
- there snow such thing as global warming
- the rest is darkness and decay
- The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
- The rook is getting closer. Help me.
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- These aren't my sandwiches
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- These cravings will never stop
- The secret to infinite storage space
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- The side of my car. #roadrage
- The signal came from this sector
- The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- The strangest thing subway ever gave me
- the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- The taste stays with you forever
- The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
- The time has come.
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
- The unforgiving war on health
- The view outside of my airplane window.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- the way of the future
- The weight of life in a starry landscape
- the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
- they're all dead, dave.
- They're all watching me
- They're watching us.
- THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
- they dont need us anymore
- they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
- they said be careful, we said yolo
- THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
- they said we couldn't play god
- They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
- They see me rolling, they hating
- they told me carrots were good for eye health
- The Zebra was lying down
- Things Lost in couch cushions
- this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This caught my eye
- This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- this didn't last long.
- This elevator has no 'down'!
- This explains everything
- This explains it all
- this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
- This guy...
- this guy keeps following me
- this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
- This is a cat
- This is a good idea
- THis is a love/hate poem.
- This is exactly what you think it is
- This is how we celebrate easter usually
- This is how you get ants!
- this is just a tribute #thed
- This is just like my 5th birthday party.
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- this is not what i meant it to be
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is still what I had for breakfast
- This is symbolic.
- This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
- this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
- This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
- This is twitter, right? #confused
- This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
- This is what happiness looks like
- This is what I do on friday evenings now
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why I'm not an EMT
- This is why we can't have good things
- This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
- This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
- THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
- This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
- This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
- This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
- This needs a motivational text
- This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- this one's over 15 kt bitches!
- This photo mooves me
- This photo was taken from my basement
- This photo was taken from my iphone
- this plot is odd.
- This squirrel really knows how to cook
- This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
- This was the most unkindest cut of all
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- those weren't Altoids.
- Threaten large birds... check.
- throwing epic shade!
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
- today's to do list
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
- To get to the other tree and leaf!
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
- Too many quixotes, not enough giants
- Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
- too much lens flare?
- too much right beef
- Top of the world
- TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
- To the victor go the spoils.
- toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
- Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
- Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
- Travel the length of these massive bison
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- Trees on a hill #nofilter
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- Triumph. Pure triumph.
- True Self-Control
- truly, i am euphoric
- Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
- trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
- Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
- Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
- two great tastes that go great together
- Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
- Tycoon Simulator 2015
- Ugh, i'll never understand art.
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- unhappy in space
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- USB SUX
- Use the force responsibly.
- using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
- Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
- Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- Vegans gonna hate
- Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
- vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
- Visited mom today
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- void main() { fork; }
- Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
- Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
- Wait, you can see that too
- Wait ... what? I don't even...
- Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
- Wait for it...
- waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
- Wake up, sheeple.
- wake up sheeple!
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- walked in on my roommate being terrifying
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
- WARRRBLGARBL
- watching dune on shrooms
- watch me become the next favorite kardashian
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
- we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
- We've given up trying to justify this.
- We've got a problem
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- We are not men. we are devo.
- Weather's Crazy today
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- We didn't start the fire
- we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
- Weeeee!!!
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
- we have the technology.
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- welcome to Argentina
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- welcome to the internet
- welcome to the space jam
- We live in a golden age!
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
- Well, now this is a thing.
- well, so much for the space program
- Well, this is a puzzling development.
- well, this really puts things in perspective.
- Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
- We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
- WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
- We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
- we sail the ocean orange
- We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
- WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
- Whale Selfie!
- what's a lens cap?
- What's this thing here in the bathroom?
- What, Me worry?
- What a beautiful time to be alive!
- what a bummer
- WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
- What are pixels?
- What are you, a dictionary?
- What could go wrong?
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
- What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
- What do you see? I see a cat!
- whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- What has science done?!
- What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
- what if it's a ghost pepper?
- What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
- What in the hell was I thinking ?
- What is your Pony Personality?
- What? It's always that color.
- what to have for breakfast?
- When everything looks like a hammer
- When in doubt, just blow on it!
- When pandas have nightmares
- WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
- When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
- When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
- When you get a perfect score on your test
- when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
- when you see it...
- Where are the three sea shells?
- Where did THAT come from?
- Where did this road come from?!?
- where do all the cheetos go
- Where do I plug this in?
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- whiskers expecting a new friend :)
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- Who came first?
- who do you think I am?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- whoops GPS error
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
- Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
- who sent me a bobcat?
- Who stepped on my pop tart?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why did it have to end this Way?
- Why did the cypress cross the road?
- Why do dogs like this?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why potato why?
- Why?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- WHY WHY WHY #WHY
- with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- Woops, miscounted. sorry.
- worst horse ever :(
- Worst pokemon ever
- worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
- Worth it for the karma.
- would you choose the microwave over this?
- Would you like to play a game?
- Wow, did you see that??!!
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- WTF!?
- wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
- Yeah... never gonna happen
- Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
- YES
- Yes, I followed the instructions!
- yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
- You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
- you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- You are not a good person
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
- You did what in my tuba?
- you know, for kids
- you know what they say about guys with big feet
- You must be new here.
- Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
- Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
- You want to know how i got these scars?
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- Zeus takes his revenge
- Zoidgebra 101
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- ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
- “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
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- "Bake him away, toys"
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
- "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
- #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- #awefullyNicetractsofland
- #bedhead
- #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- #bornthisway
- #BROKEN
- #CATSANDBIRDS
- #caturday
- #comfortfood
- #Compromise
- #DARE to #DREAM
- #delfie
- #Donthate #Truelove
- #DrinkSaltwater
- #duckface
- #fallingfromorbit
- #flavorbomb
- #giganticflower #headshot
- #GOD
- #gps be like
- #hashtag
- #Hopeicanfly
- #lifehacks
- #livefeed #colonoscopy
- #Long_Exposure
- #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
- #me #throwbackthursday
- #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
- #newhipsterbike
- #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- #nomakeup #natural
- #notallmen
- #notamodel #nofilter
- #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
- #saturday #memories #beautiful
- #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
- #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
- #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- #stublife
- #Toobigtofall
- #toothproblems
- #twinsies
- #vampiremirrorselfie
- 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
- *Darth Vader Breathing*
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
- 3 year olds first lego experience
- 8.5 hours later...
- 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
- 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- <3 hanging out with saruman
- >< ))*>
- Aaaaaargh
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- about to die lol
- ack
- A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
- ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
- A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
- a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- All flesh is grass
- Allons-Y!
- All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Always get a full nights rest
- Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
- amazons newest delivery method
- Am I a Pokemon?
- Amirite??
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
- and suddenly, popcorn
- and then there were nine
- And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
- and to think this is where it all started
- An eight-stringed octopus?
- AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
- Another one bites the dust
- Antimater Universe wants a hug.
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- Anyone craving some soup right about now?
- Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
- anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
- Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
- apple's new offering: iscream
- April Fools!
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
- Artistic recreation from new fossil find
- As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- As you can see It's windy out here
- At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
- at times like this i ask, "why me?"
- australia is not NZ!
- AUUUGH
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
- back on tinder!
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- Banana invasion in progress
- Bangarang Motherfuckers
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- best day evar!!!!
- Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- Best map projection ever
- best republican caucus ever!
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- big ben is going down.
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- bit nosy, aren't you?
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black box recorder
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
- bowTieght!
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- bURMA sHAVE!
- Burnination? Huh?
- But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
- BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
- Can't believe what I almost threw away!
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Cant explain that
- Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Car broke down on the side of the highway.
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- cest ne pas un pipe
- Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
- Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- Check out my new sonic oc!
- Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
- check out my usb sword!
- clever girl.....
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Click to show secret text
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- come on, put on the slippers.
- Come on party people, put your hands together
- Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
- Copernicus: The early years
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- crawling and texting #badcombination
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
- Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
- Dawn of the Bread
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- Day 12: it's going well I think
- Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
- Daylight spending time!
- Da_FEELS###!
- Deal with it
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- diy abortion
- Does my eye look bloodshot?
- Does my hair look like it's thinning?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Does this look like pink eye to you?
- dOG SHAMING
- Do I look fat in this photo?
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Do my feet look fat?
- Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
- Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
- Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
- Don't have a cow, man
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- Do the Harlem Shake
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- Dryads. that is all.
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- Dude, where's my car?
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
- emergency butter delivery
- engage!
- Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
- Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
- ever get the feeling you're being watched?
- every breath you take, every move you make
- everyday i'm shoveling
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- everything makes sense now
- Everything truly IS awesome!
- Evolution of puzzles
- Extreme beer pong
- Fancy
- father & daughter re-unite!
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- FENTON!!! FENTON!
- Field Trip!
- File not found ... creating fake file...
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
- finally got that squid stache
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First day of school.
- First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
- First post, be friendly
- First time posting, please be nice
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- Foiled again by the bell curve
- for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- Found this in my garden, wtf?
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- Fucking CAKE
- FUCK NOT AGAIN
- furrowed mustache
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- get your ass to mars
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
- go home elephant you are drunk
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- gotta take big ben down a peg
- Got your nose!
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
- Guess that "sun" was really important after all
- Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- Had to settle for a beard
- ha ha ha... no.
- haha oh my cat
- Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
- Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
- Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- hello darkness my old friend
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- help wanted. inquire within.
- Here comes the sun, do do do do...
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- He was never seen again
- Hey! My cloaca is down here!
- Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- hobbitses
- HODOR!
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- Holy Meals on Wheels
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- Hope that wasn't a granny knot
- How's My new haircut?
- How many can there be?
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- I'd call this experiment a success.
- I'd tap dat.
- I'll catch it one day
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- i'll never get tired of this.
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
- i'm just surprised it took this long.
- I'm lost without your love, baby
- I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
- I'm never going on chatroulette again
- I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
- i'm now 75% more efficient
- I 'M out of the acorn
- I'm ready!
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
- I've been robbed!
- I've discovered a new clean-power source
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- i've never felt so alone.
- I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
- I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
- I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I broke cookie clicker...
- I broke the etch & sketch
- I can't believe it's not cake batter
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- i can't form the words to describe such beauty
- I can has cheezburger?
- I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
- I don't get it either.
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I don't think that's supposed to go there...
- I don't think this is working
- i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
- I dream of death
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
- If you're brave enough...
- If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- I got the job!
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- i hate it when this happens
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I hate waking up from a really good dream
- i have a bad feeling about this.
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I just bought this
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I just don't get recursion.
- i just want to do existential things with my friends
- I just want to watch the world burn
- Ikea art
- I knew there would be side effects
- i love a good featureless white void
- I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
- I love star wars!
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
- i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- in line at the dmv
- In my dreams I'm always strong
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- International relationships are getting worse
- intertial reference frame, activate!
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- in theathers, close to you
- in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- i pushed this. was that bad?
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- is good idea yes
- I solved the debt crisis!
- Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
- Is that a new pokemon?
- Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
- Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
- Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- Is this too cheesy?
- I still say it looks White and Gold!
- I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- It's bigger after you put it together.
- it's fun to do bad things
- it's in a good part of town
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- It's the little things
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think I need new glasses.
- i think i need to get out more.
- I think there's something here
- i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
- I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
- I thought it was a good idea at the time
- I thought it would be bigger
- I thought of it, and it happened
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It is never safe.
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- It seemed better in my head
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- It was the rational response
- I used to be like... but then i was all...
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
- I was just trying to install freebsd...
- I was late
- I welcome our event-driven overlords
- I wish I could ride in a balloon
- i wonder why you left me here.
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- Jugghead got nothing on me :p
- Just another day in paradise
- Just combing my M.C. Escher
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- Just one of those days
- just playing with my pet
- Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
- kang, do i look good in this?
- Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- ksp mission success
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- last march of the ents
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- Legal Issues
- Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
- Light traffic today.
- like my new haircut?
- Like my new nails?
- Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
- London
- london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
- Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
- Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
- Look at me jumping!
- Look at my dollar coin
- Look at my new blue dress!
- look at my new dog!
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- look ma, no hands!
- look what happened to my satellite
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- love it!
- love it!"...The Aristocrats."
- Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
- Macklemore concert was awesome!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Mari-OH
- mario Kart is harder in real life
- married a cat
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- Maths are hard
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- Me, before the topical ointment
- me and all my friends
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minimalist cat
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mistakes were made.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
- Monday mornings
- monkey movember
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
- Moses lied to me.
- Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
- My 7 picture is upside down
- My baby is learning how to write!
- My boyfriend finally proposed!
- my castles stand on pillars of sand
- My cat barfed this out
- my cat got into the *other* catnip
- My cat is cuter than yours.
- My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
- my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
- my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
- My clothes need a wash...
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My gout's acting up again
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- My house is my castle
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- my new boss
- My new cat is awesome
- My new neighbor seems a bit odd
- My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
- My new tattoo
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- My nose will grow now.
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- My selfie stick broke.
- Myspace tom to ground control-
- My tastes are very... singular
- mYTH BUSTED!
- my toothache has got worse recently
- My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
- my wonderful dad!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
- Never gonna give you up...
- New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
- New false color imagery from mars curiousity
- New haircut!
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- NO. JUST NO.
- No guitar without a sombrero
- nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
- Not a fruit
- Not Again :(
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- Now turn it upside-down
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- now you're hungry too.
- NUTS!
- Office gamification has got out of hand.
- oh, is that godot? Finally...
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
- Oh god is it still following me?
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
- Oh here we go
- oh I feel a yearning so bad
- oh look, a penny
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- oh no you didn't
- Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- omfg, space bugs
- OMG! Kittens!
- OMG Becky look at her butt
- one does not simply wok into mordor
- one electrocution can ruin your entire day
- One of the less popular Transformers.
- One of these things doesn't belong.
- One of those mornings...
- One year ago I looked like this
- only 90s kids will get this!
- onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
- oompa loompa diggeti doo
- oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
- Oops.
- Optimus prime was having a bad day.
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Ow.
- Oy, my giblets!
- Pac-man's missing piece
- Pants Optional
- Park and ride
- Parlez vous Francais?
- passed another hitch hiker
- Penguins are people too #equality
- Perspective issues
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
- photo proof for you skeptics out there
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- Pintsize what are you doing?!
- Pizza TIME
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- PostPostModern art
- Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
- ???? USA! USA! ????
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- Ramen is squishy and soft
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- Real Eyes Realize real lies.
- real letters have curves #Serif
- really not how I thought I would die
- Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
- rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
- rm -rf /
- Roadrunner is the new transport minister
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- rodeo!!
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
- run little ghost, run!
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
- searching for brain, found this instead
- See a carrot deflate a pool ball
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
- Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
- Selfie in the morning
- Self Portrait: Complete.
- sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
- share and enjoy
- should i see a doctor about this?
- Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
- Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
- smiling is for optimists
- So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- So, it has come to this...
- So, this happened.
- So...Magnets, right?
- So... those were real
- So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
- so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So long and thanks for all the fish!
- Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
- some men just want to watch the world burn.
- someone take this banana off my face
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- Sorry for the potato quality.
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- Spaaaaaaaace!
- Spiders. Nope.
- Spring has sprang
- Starbucks <3 <3 <3
- stay away from my eggcorns
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Step 1: Jump the shark.
- step one: cut a hole in the box
- sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
- Steve is realxing
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- still better than last year in ottawa
- stipple slash of saturn
- Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
- stork carrying a babby rabbit!
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
- Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- take two, they are small
- TANSTAAFL... Mostly
- Target Found.
- terminal velocity is a myth
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- Thanks!
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- That's just not very funny
- that's me!
- That's not a nut!
- that's one nasty burn!
- That's too much, man!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That sweater is so 2013
- That was one hell of a party last night.
- That was when things started to get a little weird.
- The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The best brick joke possible.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The building blocks of life
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- the charge of the light brigade
- The choice is simple.
- The dark helps me see in the carrots
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
- The dress is black and white!
- The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
- The ents met the triffids
- the event horizon returned
- The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- The French space program
- the game begins...
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- The HORROR!
- their love was doomed from the start...
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
- The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
- The Little Borg Prince
- the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
- The moon landing was a lie
- The moon looks weird today
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- The newest Olympic sport
- The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
- The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- The prophecy was true!
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- There goes the neighborhood...
- there snow such thing as global warming
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- These cravings will never stop
- The secret to infinite storage space
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- The strangest thing subway ever gave me
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- The time has come.
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The unforgiving war on health
- The view outside of my airplane window.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- the way of the future
- The weight of life in a starry landscape
- the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
- They're all watching me
- THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
- they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
- THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
- they said we couldn't play god
- They see me rolling, they hating
- they told me carrots were good for eye health
- The Zebra was lying down
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- This explains everything
- This explains it all
- This guy...
- This is a cat
- This is a good idea
- This is exactly what you think it is
- This is how we celebrate easter usually
- This is how you get ants!
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
- This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
- This is what happiness looks like
- This is what I do on friday evenings now
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why I'm not an EMT
- This is why we can't have good things
- This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
- This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
- This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- This photo mooves me
- This photo was taken from my basement
- This photo was taken from my iphone
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- those weren't Altoids.
- Threaten large birds... check.
- throwing epic shade!
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
- Too many quixotes, not enough giants
- too much lens flare?
- too much right beef
- To the victor go the spoils.
- toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
- Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
- Travel the length of these massive bison
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- Trees on a hill #nofilter
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- Triumph. Pure triumph.
- True Self-Control
- Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
- Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
- two great tastes that go great together
- Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- unhappy in space
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- USB SUX
- Use the force responsibly.
- using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
- Visited mom today
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
- Wait, you can see that too
- Wait ... what? I don't even...
- Wait for it...
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- walked in on my roommate being terrifying
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
- watch me become the next favorite kardashian
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
- We've got a problem
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- Weeeee!!!
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- we have the technology.
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- welcome to the internet
- welcome to the space jam
- We live in a golden age!
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
- Well, now this is a thing.
- well, so much for the space program
- Well, this is a puzzling development.
- We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
- WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
- we sail the ocean orange
- We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
- WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
- What's this thing here in the bathroom?
- What, Me worry?
- What a beautiful time to be alive!
- What are you, a dictionary?
- What could go wrong?
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
- What? It's always that color.
- what to have for breakfast?
- When everything looks like a hammer
- WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
- When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
- Where are the three sea shells?
- Where did THAT come from?
- Where did this road come from?!?
- where do all the cheetos go
- Where do I plug this in?
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- Who came first?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
- Who stepped on my pop tart?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why did it have to end this Way?
- Why did the cypress cross the road?
- Why do dogs like this?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
- Why?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- WHY WHY WHY #WHY
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- Worst pokemon ever
- Wow, did you see that??!!
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- WTF!?
- wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
- Yeah... never gonna happen
- Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
- YES
- You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
- you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- You are not a good person
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- you know, for kids
- You must be new here.
- You want to know how i got these scars?
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- Zoidgebra 101
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- "...The Aristocrats."
- "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
- "Bake him away, toys"
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Cat-like Reflexes"
- "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
- "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
- "I am So. Much. More."
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
- "Space duckin'" By led blimp
- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
- "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
- #720_no_scope
- #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- #awefullyNicetractsofland
- #bedhead
- #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- #blessed
- #bornthisway
- #BROKEN
- #CATSANDBIRDS
- #caturday
- #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
- #comfortfood
- #Compromise
- #DANGERZONE
- #DARE to #DREAM
- #delfie
- #Donthate #Truelove
- #drbalanced
- #DrinkSaltwater
- #duckface
- #fallingfromorbit
- #flavorbomb
- #giganticflower #headshot
- #GOD
- #gps be like
- #hashtag
- #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
- #hoax
- #Hopeicanfly
- #illuminati
- #imnotracistbut
- #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
- #justnasathings
- #lifehacks
- #livefeed #colonoscopy
- #lolcats
- #Long_Exposure
- #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
- #me #throwbackthursday
- #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
- #Nailpolish
- #newhipsterbike
- #nofilter
- #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- #nomakeup #justnatural
- #nomakeup #natural
- #notallmen
- #notamodel #nofilter
- #onering #fuckhobbits
- #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
- #parsnipandoldlace
- #Photobomb
- #rememberthetitans
- #satellite #navigation
- #saturday #memories #beautiful
- #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
- #selfie #imatree #thuglife
- #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
- #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- #stublife
- #sudowoodoproblems
- #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
- #this_is_sparta
- #Toobigtofall
- #toothproblems
- #twinsies
- #vampiremirrorselfie
- 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
- ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
- *Darth Vader Breathing*
- *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
- *Tips fedora*
- ...Freudian sense tingling...
- ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
- ...monsters from the id...
- 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
- 3 year olds first lego experience
- 4 8 15 16 23 42
- 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
- 8.5 hours later...
- 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
- 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
- 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall
- 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- <3 hanging out with saruman
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- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- Aaaaaargh
- A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- about to die lol
- ack
- ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
- A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
- ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
- actually, around here we itemize our taxes
- A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
- a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
- AGHHHHH
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- Alan?
- alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
- All flesh is grass
- All my selfies be like
- Allons-Y!
- All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
- always darekst before the dawn
- Always get a full nights rest
- Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
- Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
- Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
- amazons newest delivery method
- Am I a Pokemon?
- Amirite??
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
- And so the hunt begins!
- and suddenly, popcorn
- AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
- And the least of the five evils is....
- and then there were nine
- And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
- and to think this is where it all started
- An eight-stringed octopus?
- ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
- Angry sofa is angry.
- AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
- Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
- Another one bites the dust
- Another victim of 'got your nose!'
- Antimater Universe wants a hug.
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- Any hatchlings in here?
- Anyone craving some soup right about now?
- Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
- Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
- anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
- Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
- apple's new offering: iscream
- Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
- April Fools!
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
- Are you feeling lucky, punk?
- Are you kidding me?
- are you sure this is a commandline?
- Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
- As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
- As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- a spherical cow
- as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
- Asteroids hate him!
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- As viewed on a Macintosh plus
- As you can see It's windy out here
- at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
- At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
- at times like this i ask, "why me?"
- australia is not NZ!
- AUUUGH
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- A window into my soul
- awkward! . . .
- Aww, honey, don't cry...
- Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
- Ayyyy LMAO!
- back on tinder!
- Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- Banana invasion in progress
- BANANANANANANANANANA
- BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
- Bangarang Motherfuckers
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Bazookateer crossing
- been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Before his untimely death.
- Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
- Belgium
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- best day evar!!!!
- Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- Best map projection ever
- best republican caucus ever!
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- Beyond Level 256...
- big ben is going down.
- Big Bird, An orwellian Short
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- big data strikes back
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
- bit nosy, aren't you?
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black begins and wins.
- Black box recorder
- Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
- Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
- bob ross has only become more powerful in death
- bowTieght!
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- breakfast in 'merica
- Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- Bulls don't often sit like this!
- Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
- bURMA sHAVE!
- Burnination? Huh?
- Burrito night
- But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
- But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can't believe what I almost threw away!
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
- Cant explain that
- Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
- capes are in fashion
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Car broke down on the side of the highway.
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- Cat tax paid
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
- Ce n'est pas un canard
- CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
- cest ne pas un pipe
- Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
- Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- check out my new pet
- check out my new sauron fanfic
- Check out my new sonic oc!
- Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
- check out my usb sword!
- Christ, what an asshole.
- clever girl.....
- Click "Like" when you see it!
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Click to show secret text
- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
- come on, put on the slippers.
- Come on party people, put your hands together
- Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
- conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
- Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
- Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
- Copernicus: The early years
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
- could anyone help me find my contacts?
- cowabunga, dudes!
- cowabunga dude
- crawling and texting #badcombination
- crenellate good times, c'Mon!
- Crocodile Pink Eye
- Cruise Kingdom
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- curiosity fed the cat
- Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
- Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
- Damn, two o'clock already?
- damn. that squirrel's got a ball
- damned ninjas
- damnit, another drunken tree in the road
- damn tree!
- Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
- Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
- Dawn: The Final day
- Dawn of the Bread
- Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- Day 12: it's going well I think
- Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
- Daylight spending time!
- Da_FEELS###!
- Deal with it
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
- Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
- dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
- devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
- Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
- Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- discovered a new shortcut for making toast
- Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
- diy abortion
- Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
- Does anyone know why it is doing this?
- does my ass look big in this?
- Does my eye look bloodshot?
- Does my hair look like it's thinning?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Does this look infected?
- Does this look like pink eye to you?
- dOG SHAMING
- Do I look fat in this photo?
- Do I look like a penguin?
- DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
- Dominos delivers!
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do my feet smell?
- don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
- Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
- Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
- Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
- Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
- Don't have a cow, man
- Don't inhale!
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- don't worry, it's part of my plan!
- Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
- Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
- Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- Do the Harlem Shake
- Down time
- Do you care to #engage with this #content
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- Do you have a lighter?
- do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
- Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- Dryads. that is all.
- DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- DuckDuckGoes!
- duckface is the new radians
- Dude, I can totally catch this!
- Dude, where's my car?
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
- EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
- Eating my breakfast!
- Eat my shorts
- Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
- Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
- elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
- emergency butter delivery
- engage!
- ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
- Et boum! C'est le choc!
- Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
- Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
- ever get the feeling you're being watched?
- every breath you take, every move you make
- everyday i'm shoveling
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- Everything maKes perfect sense now.
- everything makes sense now
- Everything truly IS awesome!
- Evolution of puzzles
- Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
- Exes, am I right?
- Existance is an illusion
- Extreme beer pong
- FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
- Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
- Fancy
- father & daughter re-unite!
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- feeding my pet
- FENTON!!! FENTON!
- Field Trip!
- File not found ... creating fake file...
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- Finally, new tires
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
- finally got that squid stache
- Finally here!
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
- First day of school.
- First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
- First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- First time posting, please be nice
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- Flat file viewing
- Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- Flying fish had no affect on it
- FML
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- Foiled again by the bell curve
- for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- for science!
- Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
- for you
- Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
- Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- Found this in my garden, wtf?
- Found this mushroom, thought of you
- found this on google maps earlier.
- Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- Fucking CAKE
- FUCK NOT AGAIN
- Fulfilling western ideals!
- Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
- funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
- furrowed mustache
- Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
- George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- get your ass to mars
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
- go home elephant you are drunk
- Goldilocks party!
- gone fishing
- Goodnight moon
- good old troubleshootin'
- Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
- Go purr yourself!
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
- got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
- Gotta catch em all.
- gotta take big ben down a peg
- Got your nose!
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- Great ScotT!
- Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
- Guess that "sun" was really important after all
- Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
- Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
- Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- Had to settle for a beard
- ha ha ha... no.
- haha oh my cat
- Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
- HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
- Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, M C Escher
- Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
- has anyone seen my force field generator?
- Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
- Has science gone too far?
- Hat in the cat strike back!
- Have fun in the Alps lol
- Have fun stormin' da castle.
- Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
- havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
- He's been there for three days
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- he is so cool
- He left me! :ccc
- hello darkness my old friend
- hello you're on car talk
- Help! HELP! I need an adult
- Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
- HELP I'M just a pheasant
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- help wanted. inquire within.
- He nailed it!
- Here comes the sun, do do do do...
- Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
- He was never seen again
- Hey! My cloaca is down here!
- Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
- Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
- hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
- hgghjg
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- High Bro, five.
- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
- Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
- Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
- hobbitses
- HODOR!
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- Holy Meals on Wheels
- Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- Hope that wasn't a granny knot
- Hoping this makes it past customs
- horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
- Houston, we are the problem
- Hoverboard to full power!
- How's My new haircut?
- how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
- How did I get here?
- How did I get here?!?
- How did the mars rover get here?
- How does this work again?
- how do I take photos with this?
- how do i turn this off?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- How is this still a thing?
- How many can there be?
- how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- I'd call this experiment a success.
- I'd tap dat.
- I'd tap that
- I'll catch it one day
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
- i'll never get tired of this.
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
- I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
- I'm a Real Boy!
- I'm a wizard!
- i'm being ironic
- I'm going to be smashed to bits
- i'm just surprised it took this long.
- I'm lost without your love, baby
- I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
- I'm never going on chatroulette again
- I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
- I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
- I'm not even mad. that's amazing
- I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
- i'm now 75% more efficient
- I 'M out of the acorn
- I'm ready!
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
- I've been robbed!
- I've discovered a new clean-power source
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- I've made a huge mistake
- i've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- i've never felt so alone.
- I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
- I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
- I am a beautiful person.
- I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
- I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
- I am infinite. i am eternal.
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- i am wearing a bolo tie
- I believe in an afterbirth.
- I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I broke cookie clicker...
- i broke it
- I broke the etch & sketch
- I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
- I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
- I can't believe it's not cake batter
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- i can't form the words to describe such beauty
- I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
- I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
- I can has cheezburger?
- I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I can walk on my hands
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I CHOOSE YOU!
- I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
- I don't get it either.
- i don't have time for this!
- I don't know
- I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
- I don't regret pressing the button
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I don't think that's supposed to go there...
- I don't think this is working
- i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
- I don't want to set the world on fire
- i do the same thing at frat parties
- I dream of death
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I forgot to get a plane
- I forgot to turn the tap off lol
- I fought the law. They won
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- I found it!!!!!!!
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I found this little guy in the woods near my house
- if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
- If you're brave enough...
- If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
- If you've got a moustache...
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
- I got a new geigerteller
- I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
- I got the job!
- I got this in the mail today
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- I has a sad
- i hate it when this happens
- I hate this channel
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I hate waking up from a really good dream
- i have a bad feeling about this.
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I have never been happy
- I have tasted many fish
- i invented a thing
- I just bought this
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I just don't get recursion.
- I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
- i just want to do existential things with my friends
- I just want to watch the world burn
- Ikea art
- I knew I nailed it!
- I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
- I knew there would be side effects
- I like this picture
- I loled my head off!!!
- I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
- I lost my tooth
- I lost my wits
- I lost my wrist
- i love a good featureless white void
- I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
- I love star wars!
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
- I mistook myself for a bird
- im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
- i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
- I never understood that part of the bibile
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
- Initiate evasive maneuver!
- in line at the dmv
- In my dreams I'm always strong
- inner city air conditioning
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- International relationships are getting worse
- intertial reference frame, activate!
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- in theathers, close to you
- in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- introducing the yolo distribution
- I only wanted a cheeseburger
- i pushed this. was that bad?
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I sentence you to deliciousness!
- is good idea yes
- I should really separate those
- Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
- is it midnight yet?
- Is it really today, already?
- is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
- I solved the debt crisis!
- Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
- Is that a new pokemon?
- is that a war walrus?
- Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
- is the eject button meant to do this?
- Is there a bee on my nose?
- Is there really any point? FML
- IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
- Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
- Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- is this just a fantasy?
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- Is this too cheesy?
- I still say it looks White and Gold!
- I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- It's a cat ass trophy
- It's a Finger trap
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- it's bicycles all the way down
- It's bigger after you put it together.
- it's fun to do bad things
- it's in a good part of town
- it's like rain on your wedding day!
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- It's not a good part of town
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- it's not what you think
- it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
- It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
- it's pretty dark in this box
- It's smaller on the outside
- It's the little things
- it's the minecraft world
- it all fits together, guys!
- I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think I can... I think I can
- I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
- I think i lost my dorsal fin
- I think I need new glasses.
- i think i need to get out more.
- I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
- I think there's something here
- I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
- I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
- I think this is the wrong python script
- i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
- I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
- I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
- I thought it was a good idea at the time
- I thought it would be bigger
- I thought of it, and it happened
- it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It is never safe.
- it makes sense if you think about it
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
- It seemed better in my head
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- it was an odd place to find a stop sign
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
- It was the rational response
- I used to be like... but then i was all...
- i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
- I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- i was gonna eat that
- I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
- I was just trying to install freebsd...
- I was late
- i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
- I welcome our event-driven overlords
- I will take that one please
- I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
- I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
- I wish I could ride in a balloon
- I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
- I wonder if it will be friends with me
- I wonder what will this lead to...
- i wonder why you left me here.
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
- Jesus Wept
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
- Job interview today.
- John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
- John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- Jugghead got nothing on me :p
- Just a little more to the right
- just another cat video
- Just another day in paradise
- Just combing my M.C. Escher
- just cos()
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- Just hangin' around
- just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
- just look at that motherfucking satellite
- Just one of those days
- just playing with my pet
- Just some home decorating
- Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
- just two more trips over the horizon
- kang, do i look good in this?
- Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
- kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- ksp mission success
- Lack of cucumbers
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- last march of the ents
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
- leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
- leapfrog, anyone?
- Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
- Legal Issues
- Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- Let's have a blinking contest
- LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
- Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
- Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
- Life is a matter of perspective, really.
- Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
- Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
- Life on the moon.
- Life outside the matrix
- Light traffic today.
- Like a G6, baby, like a g6
- like my new haircut?
- Like my new nails?
- Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
- lol, no i didn't jump
- London
- london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
- Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
- Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
- look at me, i'm from England!
- Look at me jumping!
- Look at my dollar coin
- Look at my new blue dress!
- look at my new dog!
- look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
- look ma, no hands!
- Look man, it's never gonna happen
- Look out!
- Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
- look what happened to my satellite
- look what i found underneath my pillow
- Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
- Love is creepy
- love it!
- love it!"...The Aristocrats."
- Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
- Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
- Macklemore concert was awesome!
- Made in god's own image, yessiree!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making a selfie.
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
- Man, it's windy
- Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- Man in the Moon slumming
- Man or mouse? No need to decide!
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Mari-OH
- mario Kart is harder in real life
- married a cat
- Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- Massive orgy reaches climax
- MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
- Maths are hard
- Max gentleman
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- Me, before the topical ointment
- me and all my friends
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
- Me llamo t-bone
- memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
- Mentos and lava
- Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
- Minimalist cat
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mistakes were made.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- mmm...vegemite...
- Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
- Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
- Monday mornings
- monkey movember
- moo!
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
- Moses lied to me.
- Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
- Muahahahahahah
- My 7 picture is upside down
- My baby is learning how to write!
- My boyfriend finally proposed!
- my castles stand on pillars of sand
- My cat barfed this out
- my cat got into the *other* catnip
- My cat is cuter than yours.
- my cat is sick
- My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
- my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
- my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
- My clothes need a wash...
- My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
- My dad in the army
- My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- my euler circuit is alive!
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- My first selfie!
- My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My gout's acting up again
- My halloween costume
- My hero
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
- My hobby: photography
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- My house is my castle
- my lasik didn't go so well.
- MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- my new boss
- My new cat is awesome
- my new duvet cover!
- My new haircut!
- my new haircut only exists in another dimension
- My new neighbor seems a bit odd
- My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
- My new tattoo
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
- My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
- My nose will grow now.
- My parents took away my phone privileges
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
- My selfie stick broke.
- My server cooling system.
- Myspace tom to ground control-
- my taco face
- My tastes are very... singular
- mYTH BUSTED!
- my toothache has got worse recently
- My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
- my wonderful dad!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
- Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- Nasa is fully funded
- Need a Haircut
- Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
- Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
- Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
- Never gonna give you up...
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New amazon product
- New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New car flipping world record set
- new drupal logo
- Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
- New false color imagery from mars curiousity
- New haircut!
- New headcanon:
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
- New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- new phone who dis
- New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
- New Super Mario bros in real life!
- new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
- New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
- NICE MULTIPANTS
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
- NO. JUST NO.
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- No guitar without a sombrero
- No lie, this is delicious
- Nom nom nom
- nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
- No more sorrow!
- nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- No regrets on this new roofing material
- no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
- Not a fruit
- Not Again :(
- Not as healthy as it looks
- Note: HUGE SUCCess
- Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- Now turn it upside-down
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- Now we play... the most dangerous game
- now you're hungry too.
- Nutritionists hate this simple trick
- NUTS!
- Obama pardons Santa claus
- Office gamification has got out of hand.
- Oh, Canada...
- oh, is that godot? Finally...
- Oh, that's where I left them!
- Oh bother not again
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
- OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
- Oh god is it still following me?
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
- Oh here we go
- oh I feel a yearning so bad
- oh look, a penny
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- Oh No! Not again!
- Oh no! Not Again.
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- oh no you didn't
- Oh shit, not again.
- oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
- Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
- Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- omfg, space bugs
- OMG! Kittens!
- OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
- OMG Becky look at her butt
- OMG I cannot even
- omg too much chiplote
- On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
- one does not simply wok into mordor
- one electrocution can ruin your entire day
- One of the less popular Transformers.
- One of these things doesn't belong.
- One of those mornings...
- One year ago I looked like this
- only 90 kids will remember this.
- only 90s kids will get this!
- Only 90s kids will remember
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
- On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
- oompa loompa diggeti doo
- Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
- oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
- Oops.
- Open wide!
- Optimus prime was having a bad day.
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Ow.
- Oy, my giblets!
- Pac-man's missing piece
- Pants Optional
- paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- Park and ride
- PARKOUR IN ACTION
- Parlez vous Francais?
- Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
- passed another hitch hiker
- peeling back the pages of history
- Penguins are people too #equality
- Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
- Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
- Perspective issues
- Philae lander found!
- photobombed again
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
- photo proof for you skeptics out there
- PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
- Picking mushrooms
- Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
- picture of my boyfriend
- picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- Pintsize what are you doing?!
- Pizza TIME
- play it cool
- Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
- Please send help.
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
- PostPostModern art
- Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
- Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
- Press 'continue' to abort.
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
- Prius Love
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
- Proof: loch ness monster.
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
- prototype soccer ball
- PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
- Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
- ?????????????
- quack quack, motherflipper
- Quite.
- QWANTZ Fanfic
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- Ramen is squishy and soft
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- Real Eyes Realize real lies.
- real letters have curves #Serif
- really not how I thought I would die
- Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
- Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
- rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
- research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
- results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
- reverse et
- reverse microwave oven
- rm -rf /
- Roadrunner is the new transport minister
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- Robots in much better disguise
- Rock, paper, FACE
- rodeo!!
- rofl
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
- run little ghost, run!
- sad cow is sad
- Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- Sarlac ball pit!
- Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- school's out!
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
- Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
- Screw it, here's a cat pic
- searching for brain, found this instead
- See a carrot deflate a pool ball
- See it again in slo mo
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
- Selfie #Nofilter
- Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
- Selfie in the morning
- Self Portrait: Complete.
- senpai noticed me! ^_^
- sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
- share and enjoy
- share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
- She's got interesting taste in men.
- should i see a doctor about this?
- Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
- SIDE GOER 4
- Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
- Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
- smiling is for optimists
- Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
- So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- So, it has come to this...
- so, scientology...
- So, this happened.
- So...Magnets, right?
- So... those were real
- So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
- so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
- so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So long and thanks for all the fish!
- Solo Thumbwar
- Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
- some men just want to watch the world burn.
- someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
- someone take this banana off my face
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- Something seems to be wrong with my car
- Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
- SOmething went wrong while shaving...
- Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
- sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- Soon. Soon...
- sorry dad
- Sorry for the potato quality.
- Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
- So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
- So thats What Jesus did
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
- SPAAAAAAAAcE
- Spaaaaaaaace!
- Space from my window
- Spiders. Nope.
- Spring has sprang
- SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
- Starbucks <3 <3 <3
- Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
- stay away from my eggcorns
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- stay out of my house, santa
- Step 1: Jump the shark.
- step one: cut a hole in the box
- sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
- Steve is realxing
- still, i think it was a good idea
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- still better than last year in ottawa
- stipple slash of saturn
- Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
- Stop stalin and make up your mind
- stork carrying a babby rabbit!
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
- Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
- Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- such lambda
- Sun deflation: optimal
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- super high intensity training at NORAD
- SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
- Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- taken from earth orbit
- take that atheists
- take two, they are small
- Talking to my fans...
- Tamper-Proof
- TANSTAAFL... Mostly
- Target Found.
- Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
- Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
- terminal velocity is a myth
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- Thanks!
- Thanks Obama!
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
- That's gonna hurt on the way out
- That's just not very funny
- that's me!
- THAT'S NO MOON
- That's not a chicken
- That's not a nut!
- THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
- that's one nasty burn!
- That's too much, man!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That is one dapper bird.
- That sweater is so 2013
- That was one hell of a party last night.
- That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
- That was when things started to get a little weird.
- The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
- The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The best brick joke possible.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The building blocks of life
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The cat brought in another bird.
- the charge of the light brigade
- The choice is simple.
- The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
- The dark helps me see in the carrots
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
- the dog scanned my homework
- The dress is black and white!
- The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
- The ents met the triffids
- the event horizon returned
- The evolution of fun
- The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- The French space program
- the game begins...
- the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
- The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- the hills have eyes
- The HORROR!
- The horrors of war
- The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
- The infamous Snow-muon.
- their love was doomed from the start...
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- The knids are hungry
- The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
- The last thing you see before you die
- the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
- The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
- The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
- The Little Borg Prince
- Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
- the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
- The magic smoke escaped :(
- The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
- The moon landing was a lie
- The moon looks weird today
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
- The newest Olympic sport
- The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
- the new usb feels like a step backward
- The next generation of crypto currencies
- The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- the oceans are made of sky tears
- the only people for me are the mad ones
- The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
- The Prodigy is in town!
- The prophecy was true!
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- There goes the neighborhood...
- There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
- there is none of this left in the men's room #help
- There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
- there snow such thing as global warming
- the rest is darkness and decay
- The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
- The rook is getting closer. Help me.
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- These aren't my sandwiches
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- These cravings will never stop
- The secret to infinite storage space
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- The side of my car. #roadrage
- The signal came from this sector
- The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- The strangest thing subway ever gave me
- the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- The taste stays with you forever
- The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
- The time has come.
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
- the Uk space agency is making britain proud
- The unforgiving war on health
- The view outside of my airplane window.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- the way of the future
- The weight of life in a starry landscape
- the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
- they're all dead, dave.
- They're all watching me
- They're watching us.
- THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
- they dont need us anymore
- they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
- they said be careful, we said yolo
- THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
- they said we couldn't play god
- They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
- They see me rolling, they hating
- they told me carrots were good for eye health
- The Zebra was lying down
- Things Lost in couch cushions
- this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This caught my eye
- This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- this didn't last long.
- This elevator has no 'down'!
- This explains everything
- This explains it all
- this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
- This guy...
- this guy keeps following me
- this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
- This is a cat
- This is a good idea
- This is exactly what you think it is
- This is how we celebrate easter usually
- This is how you get ants!
- this is just a tribute #thed
- This is just like my 5th birthday party.
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This is no cave
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- this is not what i meant it to be
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is still what I had for breakfast
- This is symbolic.
- This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
- this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
- this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
- This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
- This is twitter, right? #confused
- This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
- This is what happiness looks like
- This is what I do on friday evenings now
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why I'm not an EMT
- This is why we can't have good things
- This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
- This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
- THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
- This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
- This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
- This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
- This needs a motivational text
- This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- this one's over 15 kt bitches!
- This photo mooves me
- This photo was taken from my basement
- This photo was taken from my iphone
- this plot is odd.
- This squirrel really knows how to cook
- This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
- This was the most unkindest cut of all
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- This will make sense if you look at it upside down
- those weren't Altoids.
- Threaten large birds... check.
- throwing epic shade!
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
- To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
- today's to do list
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
- To get to the other tree and leaf!
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
- Too many quixotes, not enough giants
- Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
- too much lens flare?
- too much right beef
- Top of the world
- TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
- To the victor go the spoils.
- toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
- Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
- Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
- Travel the length of these massive bison
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- Trees on a hill #nofilter
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- Triumph. Pure triumph.
- True Self-Control
- truly, i am euphoric
- Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
- trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
- Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
- Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
- two great tastes that go great together
- Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
- Tycoon Simulator 2015
- Ugh, i'll never understand art.
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- unhappy in space
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- USB SUX
- Use the force responsibly.
- using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
- Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
- Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- Vegans gonna hate
- Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
- vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
- Visited mom today
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- void main() { fork; }
- Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
- Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
- Wait, you can see that too
- Wait ... what? I don't even...
- Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
- Wait for it...
- waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
- Waiting on hold with the insurance company
- Wake up, sheeple.
- wake up sheeple!
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- walked in on my roommate being terrifying
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
- WARRRBLGARBL
- watching dune on shrooms
- watch me become the next favorite kardashian
- Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
- we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
- We've given up trying to justify this.
- We've got a problem
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- We are not men. we are devo.
- Weather's Crazy today
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- We didn't start the fire
- we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
- Weeeee!!!
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
- we have the technology.
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- welcome to Argentina
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- welcome to the internet
- welcome to the space jam
- We live in a golden age!
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
- Well, now this is a thing.
- well, so much for the space program
- well, the keys are definitely lost....
- Well, this is a puzzling development.
- well, this really puts things in perspective.
- Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
- We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
- WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
- We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
- we sail the ocean orange
- We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
- WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
- Whale Selfie!
- What's this thing here in the bathroom?
- What, Me worry?
- What a beautiful time to be alive!
- what a bummer
- WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
- What are pixels?
- What are you, a dictionary?
- What could go wrong?
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
- What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
- What do you see? I see a cat!
- whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- What has science done?!
- What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
- what if it's a ghost pepper?
- What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
- What in the hell was I thinking ?
- What is your Pony Personality?
- What? It's always that color.
- what to have for breakfast?
- When everything looks like a hammer
- When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
- When in doubt, just blow on it!
- When pandas have nightmares
- WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
- When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
- When you get a perfect score on your test
- when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
- when you see it...
- Where are the three sea shells?
- Where did THAT come from?
- Where did this road come from?!?
- where do all the cheetos go
- Where do I plug this in?
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- whiskers expecting a new friend :)
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- Who came first?
- who do you think I am?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- whoops GPS error
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
- Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
- who sent me a bobcat?
- Who stepped on my pop tart?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why did it have to end this Way?
- Why did the cypress cross the road?
- Why do dogs like this?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
- Why potato why?
- Why?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- WHY WHY WHY #WHY
- with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- Woops, miscounted. sorry.
- wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
- worst horse ever :(
- Worst pokemon ever
- worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
- Worth it for the karma.
- would you choose the microwave over this?
- Would you like to play a game?
- Wow, did you see that??!!
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- WTF!?
- wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
- Yeah... never gonna happen
- Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
- YES
- Yes, I followed the instructions!
- yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
- You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
- you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- You are not a good person
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
- You did what in my tuba?
- YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
- you know, for kids
- you know what they say about guys with big feet
- You must be new here.
- Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
- Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
- You want to know how i got these scars?
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- Zeus takes his revenge
- Zoidgebra 101
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