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| − | The captions to choose from for a single image ( | + | The captions to choose from for a single image (318 have not been found in the feed) |
| + | # (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) | ||
# "...The Aristocrats." | # "...The Aristocrats." | ||
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" | # "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" | ||
| + | # "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries" | ||
# "Bake him away, toys" | # "Bake him away, toys" | ||
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | # "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | ||
# "Cat-like Reflexes" | # "Cat-like Reflexes" | ||
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?" | # "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?" | ||
| + | # "I am So. Much. More." | ||
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now" | # "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now" | ||
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# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | # "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | ||
# "Is it symmetric this way?" | # "Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | # "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | ||
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp | # "Space duckin'" By led blimp | ||
| + | # "The colour out of space" and black. | ||
| + | # "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf | ||
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | # "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | ||
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# #720_no_scope | # #720_no_scope | ||
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | ||
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# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | ||
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# #BROKEN | # #BROKEN | ||
# #CATSANDBIRDS | # #CATSANDBIRDS | ||
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# #Compromise | # #Compromise | ||
# #DANGERZONE | # #DANGERZONE | ||
# #DARE to #DREAM | # #DARE to #DREAM | ||
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# #Donthate #Truelove | # #Donthate #Truelove | ||
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# #DrinkSaltwater | # #DrinkSaltwater | ||
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# #GOD | # #GOD | ||
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# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI | # #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI | ||
| − | # # | + | # #Hashtag #ironicSelfie |
# #Hopeicanfly | # #Hopeicanfly | ||
| − | # # | + | # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED |
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# #Long_Exposure | # #Long_Exposure | ||
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# #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!! | # #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!! | ||
# #Nailpolish | # #Nailpolish | ||
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# #Photobomb | # #Photobomb | ||
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# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
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# #Toobigtofall | # #Toobigtofall | ||
| − | # #toothproblems | + | # #awefullyNicetractsofland |
| − | # #twinsies | + | # #bedhead |
| − | # #vampiremirrorselfie | + | # #blessed |
| − | # 'BOOM' goes the dynamite! | + | # #bornthisway |
| − | # ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) | + | # #caturday |
| − | # *Darth Vader Breathing* | + | # #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs |
| − | # *Sigh* not cat food for diner again | + | # #comfortfood |
| − | # *Tips fedora* | + | # #delfie |
| − | # ... | + | # #drbalanced |
| − | # ... | + | # #duckface |
| − | # ...monsters from the id... | + | # #essentialsupplies |
| − | # 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous | + | # #fallingfromorbit |
| − | # 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | + | # #flavorbomb |
| − | # 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | + | # #giganticflower #headshot |
| − | # | + | # #gps be like |
| − | + | # #hashtag | |
| − | + | # #hoax | |
| − | + | # #illuminati | |
| − | + | # #imnotracistbut | |
| − | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | + | # #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo |
| − | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | + | # #justnasathings |
| − | # 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | + | # #lifehacks |
| − | # 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground | + | # #livefeed #colonoscopy |
| − | # 99 bottles of beer on the wall | + | # #lolcats |
| − | # 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | + | # #me #throwbackthursday |
| − | # | + | # #newhipsterbike |
| − | # <3 hanging out with saruman | + | # #nofilter |
| − | # >< ))*> | + | # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #justnatural |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #natural |
| − | + | # #notallmen | |
| − | + | # #notamodel #nofilter | |
| − | # A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | + | # #onering #fuckhobbits |
| − | + | # #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter | |
| − | + | # #parsnipandoldlace | |
| − | + | # #rememberthetitans | |
| − | + | # #satellite #navigation | |
| − | # A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature | + | # #saturday #memories #beautiful |
| − | + | # #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo | |
| − | + | # #selfie #imatree #thuglife | |
| − | # A | + | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter |
| − | + | # #stublife | |
| − | + | # #sudowoodoproblems | |
| − | + | # #teamplayer | |
| − | + | # #this_is_how_an_angel_dies | |
| − | # A job so boring a bird could do it | + | # #this_is_sparta |
| − | + | # #toothproblems | |
| − | + | # #twinsies | |
| − | + | # #vampiremirrorselfie | |
| − | + | # 'BOOM' goes the dynamite! | |
| − | + | # 'Murica, hell yeah! | |
| − | + | # ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) | |
| − | + | # *Darth Vader Breathing* | |
| − | + | # *Sigh* not cat food for diner again | |
| − | + | # *Tips fedora* | |
| − | + | # ... It's about ethics in games journalism. | |
| − | + | # ...And then we decided it was time to leave | |
| − | + | # ...Freudian sense tingling... | |
| − | + | # ...monsters from the id... | |
| − | + | # 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous | |
| − | + | # 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | |
| − | + | # 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | |
| − | + | # 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | |
| − | + | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | |
| − | + | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | |
| − | + | # 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | |
| − | + | # 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground | |
| − | + | # 2pm and i'm not drunk yet | |
| − | + | # 3 year olds first lego experience | |
| − | + | # 4 8 15 16 23 42 | |
| − | + | # 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | |
| − | + | # 5th of November went too far this year | |
| − | + | # 8.5 hours later... | |
| − | + | # 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation | |
| − | + | # 99 bottles of beer on the wall | |
| − | + | # 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | |
| − | + | # :-( | |
| − | + | # <3 hanging out with saruman | |
| − | + | # >< ))*> | |
| − | + | # ????????????? | |
| − | + | # A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou | |
| − | + | # A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | |
| − | + | # A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature | |
| − | + | # A delicate pear | |
| − | + | # A job so boring a bird could do it | |
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# A soulful rendition of "old man river" | # A soulful rendition of "old man river" | ||
| − | # | + | # A window into my soul |
| − | # | + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| − | # | + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| − | # | + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
| − | # | + | # ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data. |
| − | # | + | # ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon! |
| − | # | + | # AGHHHHH |
| − | # | + | # AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash! |
| − | + | # AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER. | |
| − | + | # ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | |
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# AUUUGH | # AUUUGH | ||
# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | # AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | ||
| − | # | + | # Aaaaaargh |
| − | # | + | # About time someone brought me that flattened basketball |
| − | # | + | # Aesthetic. |
| − | # Aww, honey, don't cry... | + | # Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... |
| − | # Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor! | + | # Alan? |
| − | # Ayyyy LMAO! | + | # All flesh is grass |
| − | + | # All my selfies be like | |
| − | + | # All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | |
| − | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | + | # All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. |
| − | + | # All things considered, it turned out nice again | |
| − | # BANANANANANANANANANA | + | # Allons-Y! |
| − | # BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! | + | # Always get a full nights rest |
| − | # Bangarang Motherfuckers | + | # Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?! |
| − | # Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident. | + | # Am I a Pokemon? |
| − | # Bay-bae lolz | + | # Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck? |
| − | # Bazookateer crossing | + | # Amazing! Discovery! on mars! |
| − | + | # Amirite?? | |
| − | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | + | # An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! |
| − | # Before his untimely death. | + | # An eight-stringed octopus? |
| − | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | + | # An unsuccessful bike design... |
| − | # Belgium | + | # And so the hunt begins! |
| − | + | # And the least of the five evils is.... | |
| − | # Best Christmas gift EVER! | + | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. |
| − | # | + | # Angry sofa is angry. |
| − | # Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO | + | # Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food |
| − | + | # Another one bites the dust | |
| − | # Best map projection ever | + | # Another victim of 'got your nose!' |
| − | # | + | # Antimater Universe wants a hug. |
| − | + | # Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh | |
| − | # Beyond Level 256.. | + | # Any hatchlings in here? |
| − | + | # Anyone craving some soup right about now? | |
| − | # Big Bird, An orwellian Short | + | # Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing? |
| − | # Big bowl of star-flakes | + | # Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? |
| − | # | + | # Apparently i have retinoblastoma. |
| − | + | # Apparently it's a thing now... | |
| − | + | # Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | |
| − | # Birds are less cute the closer they are. | + | # Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet... |
| − | # Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back | + | # Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" |
| − | + | # Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty | |
| − | # Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | + | # April Fools! |
| − | # Black begins and wins. | + | # Are We Not Men? We Are Devo. |
| − | # Black box recorder | + | # Are you feeling lucky, punk? |
| − | # Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo | + | # Are you kidding me? |
| − | + | # As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter." | |
| − | # Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! | + | # As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes! |
| − | # Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? | + | # As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. |
| − | # | + | # As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape. |
| − | # | + | # As viewed on a Macintosh plus |
| − | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | + | # As you can see It's windy out here |
| − | + | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | |
| − | # Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | + | # Asteroids hate him! |
| − | + | # Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | |
| − | # Bulls don't often sit like this! | + | # At least it stopped bleeding acid |
| − | # Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^ | + | # At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe |
| − | + | # Attracted to black holes, HELP! | |
| − | # Burnination? Huh? | + | # Aw, yisss! |
| − | # Burrito night | + | # Aww, honey, don't cry... |
| − | # But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems | + | # Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor! |
| − | # But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. | + | # Ayyyy LMAO! |
| − | # BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? | + | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA |
| − | # Cakephants are my new friends | + | # BANANANANANANANANANA |
| − | + | # BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! | |
| − | # Can anybody help me identify this animal? | + | # BDSM bringing another relationship together |
| − | # Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | + | # Bacteriophage is worth 6 points |
| − | + | # Banana invasion in progress | |
| − | # Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy | + | # Bangarang Motherfuckers |
| − | # | + | # Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident. |
| − | # Captain obvious strikes again | + | # Bay-bae lolz |
| − | # Car broke down on the side of the highway. | + | # Bazookateer crossing |
| − | # Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | + | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO |
| − | # Cat tax paid | + | # Before his untimely death. |
| − | # | + | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich |
| − | + | # Belgium | |
| − | # Ce n'est pas un canard | + | # Best Christmas gift EVER! |
| − | # | + | # Best Halloween costume yet! |
| − | + | # Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO | |
| + | # Best map projection ever | ||
| + | # Best. Funeral. Ever. | ||
| + | # Beyond Level 256... | ||
| + | # Big Bird, An orwellian Short | ||
| + | # Big bowl of star-flakes | ||
| + | # Bird seed companies HATE him | ||
| + | # Birds are less cute the closer they are. | ||
| + | # Birds: secretly a type of banana. | ||
| + | # Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back | ||
| + | # Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | ||
| + | # Black begins and wins. | ||
| + | # Black box recorder | ||
| + | # Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo | ||
| + | # Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! | ||
| + | # Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? | ||
| + | # Bomber one on approach | ||
| + | # Bonehenge | ||
| + | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | ||
| + | # Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | ||
| + | # Bulls don't often sit like this! | ||
| + | # Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^ | ||
| + | # Burnination? Huh? | ||
| + | # Burrito night | ||
| + | # But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems | ||
| + | # But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. | ||
| + | # BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? | ||
| + | # CERN proves existence of "the force" | ||
| + | # CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding. | ||
| + | # CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??! | ||
| + | # Cakephants are my new friends | ||
| + | # Can anybody help me identify this animal? | ||
| + | # Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | ||
| + | # Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy | ||
| + | # Can't believe what I almost threw away! | ||
| + | # Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt | ||
| + | # Cant explain that | ||
| + | # Captain obvious strikes again | ||
| + | # Car broke down on the side of the highway. | ||
| + | # Car tiddlywinks proves success | ||
| + | # Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | ||
| + | # Cat tax paid | ||
| + | # Catman | ||
| + | # Ce n'est pas un canard | ||
| + | # CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe | ||
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace | # Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace | ||
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | # Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | ||
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | # Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
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# Check out my new sonic oc! | # Check out my new sonic oc! | ||
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | # Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | ||
| − | # | + | # Choose your snuggle toy |
# Christ, what an asshole. | # Christ, what an asshole. | ||
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# Click "Like" when you see it! | # Click "Like" when you see it! | ||
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | # Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | ||
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# Close the pod bay door, Hal. | # Close the pod bay door, Hal. | ||
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | # Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | ||
| + | # Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea! | ||
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! | # Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! | ||
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# Come on party people, put your hands together | # Come on party people, put your hands together | ||
| + | # Come with me on a journey into time and space | ||
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | # Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | ||
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# Contains 8 essential types of spiders! | # Contains 8 essential types of spiders! | ||
# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time | # Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time | ||
# Copernicus: The early years | # Copernicus: The early years | ||
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# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base | # Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base | ||
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# Crocodile Pink Eye | # Crocodile Pink Eye | ||
| − | # Cruise Kingdom | + | # Cruise Kingdom |
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# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. | # Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. | ||
| + | # DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR. | ||
| + | # DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!! | ||
| + | # DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED | ||
| + | # DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you | ||
| + | # Da_FEELS###! | ||
| + | # Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML. | ||
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend | # Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend | ||
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# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | # Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | ||
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# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. | # Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. | ||
# Damn, two o'clock already? | # Damn, two o'clock already? | ||
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# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | # Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | ||
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | # Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | ||
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# Dawn of the Bread | # Dawn of the Bread | ||
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. | # Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. | ||
| − | # day | + | # Dawn: The Final day |
# Day 12: it's going well I think | # Day 12: it's going well I think | ||
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | # Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | ||
# Daylight spending time! | # Daylight spending time! | ||
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# Deal with it | # Deal with it | ||
# Death star model 0.0.73 | # Death star model 0.0.73 | ||
# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster. | # Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster. | ||
# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again. | # Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again. | ||
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# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | # Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | ||
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# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | # Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | ||
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | # Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | ||
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | # Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | ||
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# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career. | # Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career. | ||
| − | # | + | # Do I look fat in this photo? |
| + | # Do I look like a penguin? | ||
| + | # Do Notte Buye Betamacks. | ||
| + | # Do my feet look fat? | ||
| + | # Do my feet smell? | ||
| + | # Do the Harlem Shake | ||
| + | # Do you care to #engage with this #content | ||
| + | # Do you feline lucky, punk? | ||
| + | # Do you have a lighter? | ||
| + | # Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon? | ||
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | # Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | ||
# Does anyone know why it is doing this? | # Does anyone know why it is doing this? | ||
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# Does my eye look bloodshot? | # Does my eye look bloodshot? | ||
# Does my hair look like it's thinning? | # Does my hair look like it's thinning? | ||
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# Does this look infected? | # Does this look infected? | ||
# Does this look like pink eye to you? | # Does this look like pink eye to you? | ||
| − | # | + | # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield |
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# Dominos delivers! | # Dominos delivers! | ||
| − | # | + | # Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink! |
| − | # | + | # Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost. |
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# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs | # Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs | ||
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# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask | # Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask | ||
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything! | # Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything! | ||
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# Don't inhale! | # Don't inhale! | ||
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | # Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | ||
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# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner | # Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner | ||
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | # Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | ||
| − | # | + | # Dons Quixote start their parallel quests |
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# Down time | # Down time | ||
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# Dryads. that is all. | # Dryads. that is all. | ||
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# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm | # Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm | ||
# DuckDuckGoes! | # DuckDuckGoes! | ||
| − | # | + | # Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything? |
| + | # Dude! Dude? Dude. | ||
# Dude, I can totally catch this! | # Dude, I can totally catch this! | ||
# Dude, where's my car? | # Dude, where's my car? | ||
| − | # | + | # EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. |
| + | # ESA probe enters black hole - first photos! | ||
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | # Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | ||
| − | # | + | # Early stages of Giraffe evolution |
| + | # Eat my shorts | ||
# Eating my breakfast! | # Eating my breakfast! | ||
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# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard | # Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard | ||
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head. | # Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head. | ||
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# Et boum! C'est le choc! | # Et boum! C'est le choc! | ||
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite | # Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite | ||
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | # Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | ||
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# Every day my damn cat makes this face | # Every day my damn cat makes this face | ||
# Everything maKes perfect sense now. | # Everything maKes perfect sense now. | ||
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# Everything truly IS awesome! | # Everything truly IS awesome! | ||
# Evolution of puzzles | # Evolution of puzzles | ||
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# Exes, am I right? | # Exes, am I right? | ||
# Existance is an illusion | # Existance is an illusion | ||
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# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am? | # FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am? | ||
| + | # FENTON!!! FENTON! | ||
| + | # FML | ||
| + | # FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | ||
| + | # FUCK NOT AGAIN | ||
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse. | # Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse. | ||
| − | # Fancy | + | # Fancy |
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# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | # Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | ||
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# Field Trip! | # Field Trip! | ||
# File not found ... creating fake file... | # File not found ... creating fake file... | ||
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# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | # Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | ||
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# Finally here! | # Finally here! | ||
| + | # Finally, new tires | ||
# Fire can sometimes be hot? | # Fire can sometimes be hot? | ||
| − | # First, | + | # First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook |
| − | # First day of school. | + | # First day at school |
| + | # First day of school. | ||
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. | # First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. | ||
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# First post, be friendly | # First post, be friendly | ||
# First screenshot of portal 3 !! | # First screenshot of portal 3 !! | ||
# First time posting, please be nice | # First time posting, please be nice | ||
| + | # First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory | ||
| + | # Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT | ||
# Fission, fusion, what's the difference? | # Fission, fusion, what's the difference? | ||
# Flat file viewing | # Flat file viewing | ||
# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today | # Fluffy's awfully well behaved today | ||
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# Flying fish had no affect on it | # Flying fish had no affect on it | ||
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# Fnnnaarrrrr! | # Fnnnaarrrrr! | ||
# Foiled again by the bell curve | # Foiled again by the bell curve | ||
| − | # | + | # For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray" |
| + | # For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem | ||
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | # Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | ||
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# Formal on top, party on the bottom | # Formal on top, party on the bottom | ||
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# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it. | # Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it. | ||
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# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it? | # Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it? | ||
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# Found this in my garden, wtf? | # Found this in my garden, wtf? | ||
# Found this mushroom, thought of you | # Found this mushroom, thought of you | ||
| − | # | + | # Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach. |
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus. | # Frank, the newest herald of galactus. | ||
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks | # Freshly waxed floors + new socks | ||
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# Fucking CAKE | # Fucking CAKE | ||
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# Fulfilling western ideals! | # Fulfilling western ideals! | ||
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo | # Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo | ||
| − | # | + | # GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT |
| − | # | + | # GPS Signal lost.. damn it! |
| + | # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | ||
| + | # GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | ||
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers | # Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers | ||
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important. | # George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important. | ||
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | # George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | ||
| − | # | + | # Get that camera out of my face! |
| − | + | # Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk | |
| − | # | + | # Go purr yourself! |
| − | # | ||
# Goldilocks party! | # Goldilocks party! | ||
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# Goodnight moon | # Goodnight moon | ||
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# Google's streetview prank zoomed way out. | # Google's streetview prank zoomed way out. | ||
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# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | # Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | ||
# Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3 | # Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3 | ||
| − | # | + | # Got your nose! |
# Gotta catch em all. | # Gotta catch em all. | ||
| − | + | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | |
| − | + | # Great ScotT! | |
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| − | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | ||
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car. | # Great, now I forgot where I left the car. | ||
| − | # | + | # Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle. |
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# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol | # Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol | ||
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all | # Guess that "sun" was really important after all | ||
# Guess where I'm taking this photo from. | # Guess where I'm taking this photo from. | ||
# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | # Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | ||
| + | # Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | ||
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | # Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | ||
| − | # | + | # HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO |
| − | # | + | # HELP I'M just a pheasant |
| + | # HODOR! | ||
# Had to settle for a beard | # Had to settle for a beard | ||
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# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements | # Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements | ||
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# Happy Birthday! | # Happy Birthday! | ||
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher | # Happy Birthday, M C Escher | ||
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like? | # Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like? | ||
| − | # | + | # Has science gone too far? |
# Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics. | # Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics. | ||
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# Hat in the cat strike back! | # Hat in the cat strike back! | ||
# Have fun in the Alps lol | # Have fun in the Alps lol | ||
| − | # Have fun stormin' da castle. | + | # Have fun stormin' da castle. |
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | # Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | ||
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# He did say it was edible | # He did say it was edible | ||
# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | # He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | ||
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# He left me! :ccc | # He left me! :ccc | ||
| − | # | + | # He nailed it! |
| − | # | + | # He thought 'chutes were for the insecure |
| + | # He was never seen again | ||
| + | # He's been there for three days | ||
| + | # Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | ||
# Help! HELP! I need an adult | # Help! HELP! I need an adult | ||
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh | # Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh | ||
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# Here comes the sun, do do do do... | # Here comes the sun, do do do do... | ||
| + | # Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | ||
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon | # Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon | ||
| − | # | + | # Hey guys, watch this |
| − | # | + | # Hey there cutie |
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# Hey! My cloaca is down here! | # Hey! My cloaca is down here! | ||
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt! | # Hey, check out my new green colored shirt! | ||
# Hey, it's windows 7 again! | # Hey, it's windows 7 again! | ||
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# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | # Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | ||
| − | # | + | # Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go |
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# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | # Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | ||
# High Bro, five. | # High Bro, five. | ||
| − | # | + | # Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. |
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? | # Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? | ||
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# Holy Meals on Wheels | # Holy Meals on Wheels | ||
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted | # Homework's done, finally time to get wasted | ||
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# Hope that wasn't a granny knot | # Hope that wasn't a granny knot | ||
# Hoping this makes it past customs | # Hoping this makes it past customs | ||
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# Houston, we are the problem | # Houston, we are the problem | ||
# Hoverboard to full power! | # Hoverboard to full power! | ||
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# How did I get here? | # How did I get here? | ||
# How did I get here?!? | # How did I get here?!? | ||
# How did the mars rover get here? | # How did the mars rover get here? | ||
# How does this work again? | # How does this work again? | ||
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# How is this still a thing? | # How is this still a thing? | ||
# How many can there be? | # How many can there be? | ||
| − | # | + | # How much absinthe did you say was in this? |
| − | # | + | # How's My new haircut? |
| − | + | # Hunka Hunka burnin' steel | |
| − | # | + | # I think I need new glasses. |
| − | # I | + | # I 'M out of the acorn |
| − | + | # I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains | |
| − | # I' | + | # I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING |
| − | # I | + | # I CHOOSE YOU! |
| − | # | + | # I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT |
| − | # I' | + | # I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND |
| − | # | + | # I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID |
| − | # I' | + | # I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE! |
| − | # I' | + | # I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season |
| − | # I | + | # I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. |
| − | # I | + | # I Swear this dress was yellow and blue |
| − | # I | + | # I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST! |
| − | # I | + | # I always fast forward through this part. |
| − | # I | + | # I am a beautiful person. |
| − | # i | + | # I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm |
| − | + | # I am infinite. i am eternal. | |
| − | # | + | # I am the creator. |
| − | # I | + | # I believe in an afterbirth. |
| − | # I | + | # I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. |
| − | # I | + | # I blame lack of regulation |
| − | # I | + | # I blame supernasa |
| − | # I | + | # I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! |
| − | # I | + | # I broke cookie clicker... |
| − | # I | + | # I broke the etch & sketch |
| − | + | # I call it: "The Futility of American Anything" | |
| − | # I | + | # I call zeno's paradox on this... thing. |
| − | # I | + | # I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth |
| − | # I | + | # I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right |
| − | # I | + | # I can has cheezburger? |
| − | # I | + | # I can jump that far! |
| − | # I' | + | # I can ride my bike with no handlebars. |
| − | + | # I can take photos with my teeth! | |
| − | # I' | + | # I can walk on my hands |
| − | + | # I can't believe it's not cake batter | |
| − | # | + | # I can't even. But I am taking evening classes. |
| − | # I' | + | # I certainly wasn't going to bury this one |
| − | # | + | # I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. |
| − | # I' | + | # I don't get it either. |
| − | # | + | # I don't know |
| − | # I | + | # I don't know how to play... |
| − | # I | + | # I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard |
| − | # I | + | # I don't regret pressing the button |
| − | # I | + | # I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point. |
| − | + | # I don't think I really understand what this is. | |
| − | # I | + | # I don't think that's supposed to go there... |
| − | + | # I don't think this is working | |
| − | + | # I don't want to set the world on fire | |
| − | # I | + | # I dream of death |
| − | # I | + | # I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently |
| − | # I | + | # I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me |
| − | + | # I find this picture reflects my soul. | |
| − | # I | + | # I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it. |
| − | # | + | # I fixed it guys |
| − | # I | + | # I forgot the two scoops of rasins! |
| − | # I | + | # I forgot to get a plane |
| − | # I | + | # I forgot to turn the tap off lol |
| − | # I | + | # I fought the law. They won |
| − | # I | + | # I found a three fingered kitten! |
| − | # | + | # I found it!!!!!!! |
| − | # I | + | # I found this in my navel, should I be worried? |
| − | # I | + | # I found this little guy in the woods near my house |
| − | # I | + | # I got a new geigerteller |
| − | # I | + | # I got the job! |
| − | # I | + | # I got this in the mail today |
| − | # I | + | # I guess I only have myself to blame. |
| − | # I | + | # I has a sad |
| − | # I | + | # I hate the carnival so much right now |
| − | # I | + | # I hate this channel |
| − | # I | + | # I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines |
| − | + | # I hate waking up from a really good dream | |
| − | # I | + | # I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE |
| − | # I | + | # I have never been happy |
| − | # I | + | # I have tasted many fish |
| − | # | + | # I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why |
| − | # I | + | # I hope he's not hungry |
| − | # I | + | # I just bought this |
| − | # I | + | # I just can't see the point anymore |
| − | # | + | # I just don't get recursion. |
| − | # I don't want to | + | # I just joined the Kite Kite Kite! |
| − | + | # I just want to watch the world burn | |
| − | # I | + | # I knew I nailed it! |
| − | # I | + | # I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season |
| − | # | + | # I knew pi would lead to this |
| − | # | + | # I knew there would be side effects |
| − | # I | + | # I like this picture |
| − | # | + | # I loled my head off!!! |
| − | # | + | # I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. |
| − | # I | + | # I lost my tooth |
| − | # I | + | # I lost my wits |
| − | # I | + | # I lost my wrist |
| − | + | # I love star wars! | |
| − | # I | + | # I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper |
| − | # I | + | # I mistook myself for a bird |
| − | # I | + | # I need an adult. -- I am an adult. |
| − | # I | + | # I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic |
| − | # I | + | # I never understood that part of the bibile |
| − | # I | + | # I only wanted a cheeseburger |
| − | + | # I put on my wizard robe and hat | |
| − | # I | + | # I said we'd get on like a house on fire. |
| − | # | + | # I say: nuts to that! |
| − | # | + | # I see you have constructed a new lightsaber |
| − | # | + | # I sentence you to deliciousness! |
| − | # | + | # I should really separate those |
| − | # | + | # I solved the debt crisis! |
| − | # | + | # I still say it looks White and Gold! |
| − | # | + | # I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. |
| − | # | + | # I think I can... I think I can |
| − | # I | + | # I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter |
| − | # I | + | # I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL |
| − | # I | + | # I think i lost my dorsal fin |
| − | # I | + | # I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb |
| − | # I | + | # I think the white balance on my new SLR is off |
| − | # I | + | # I think there's something here |
| − | + | # I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man. | |
| − | # I | + | # I think this is the wrong python script |
| − | # I | + | # I think we deserved it. |
| − | # I | + | # I thought aircraft carriers were bigger.... |
| − | + | # I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong. | |
| − | # I | + | # I thought it was a good idea at the time |
| − | # I | + | # I thought it would be bigger |
| − | # I | + | # I thought of it, and it happened |
| − | # | + | # I thought this ball pit would be more fun |
| − | # I | + | # I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry." |
| − | # I | + | # I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen |
| − | + | # I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late... | |
| − | # I | + | # I told you to keep the raptors secure |
| − | + | # I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop. | |
| − | # I just | + | # I used to be like... but then i was all... |
| − | + | # I want to run, but my legs won't move :( | |
| − | # I | + | # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. |
| − | # I | + | # I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* |
| − | # I | + | # I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! |
| − | # I | + | # I was just trying to install freebsd... |
| − | # I | + | # I was late |
| − | # I | + | # I welcome our event-driven overlords |
| − | # I | + | # I will take that one please |
| − | # I | + | # I will wear this shirt until one of us dies. |
| − | # I | + | # I wish I could afford the monopolar model... |
| − | # | + | # I wish I could ride in a balloon |
| − | # I | + | # I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo |
| − | + | # I wonder if it will be friends with me | |
| − | # I | + | # I wonder what will this lead to... |
| − | # | + | # I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself |
| − | # I | + | # I wouldn't eat that if I were you. |
| − | # | + | # I'd call this experiment a success. |
| − | # in | + | # I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados. |
| − | # | + | # I'd take the stairs, but... |
| − | # | + | # I'd tap dat. |
| − | # | + | # I'd tap that |
| − | # I | + | # I'll catch it one day |
| − | + | # I'll just go buy cigarettes | |
| − | # In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | + | # I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile |
| − | # In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition | + | # I'll never fit in! |
| − | + | # I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( | |
| − | + | # I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | |
| − | # In my dreams I'm always strong | + | # I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads |
| − | + | # I'm a Real Boy! | |
| − | + | # I'm a fighter! | |
| − | + | # I'm a wizard! | |
| − | + | # I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. | |
| − | # In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it | + | # I'm going to be smashed to bits |
| − | + | # I'm lost without your love, baby | |
| − | + | # I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it? | |
| − | + | # I'm never going on chatroulette again | |
| + | # I'm no longer welcome at the play centre. | ||
| + | # I'm not aging gracefully, am I? | ||
| + | # I'm not even mad. that's amazing | ||
| + | # I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens | ||
| + | # I'm ready! | ||
| + | # I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | ||
| + | # I'm sorry, I'm gluten free | ||
| + | # I'm, like, a minecraft genie! | ||
| + | # I've been robbed! | ||
| + | # I've discovered a new clean-power source | ||
| + | # I've found a new way to feed the poor | ||
| + | # I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. | ||
| + | # I've made a huge mistake | ||
| + | # I've never been so aware of my own hunger | ||
| + | # I've never felt so empty before | ||
| + | # I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | ||
| + | # I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords | ||
| + | # I. AM. BELLSPROUT. | ||
| + | # IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter | ||
| + | # IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! | ||
| + | # If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | ||
| + | # If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law | ||
| + | # If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! | ||
| + | # If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist. | ||
| + | # If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | ||
| + | # If you're brave enough... | ||
| + | # If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself | ||
| + | # If you've got a moustache... | ||
| + | # Ikea art | ||
| + | # In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box. | ||
| + | # In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too. | ||
| + | # In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | ||
| + | # In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition | ||
| + | # In my dreams I'm always strong | ||
| + | # In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. | ||
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | # In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | ||
| − | # | + | # Initiate evasive maneuver! |
| − | # | + | # Insert a turnip into the serial port. |
| − | + | # Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | |
| − | + | # International relationships are getting worse | |
| − | + | # Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | |
| − | + | # Is it really today, already? | |
| − | # | ||
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| − | # Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose | ||
| − | |||
| − | # Is it really today, already? | ||
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# Is that a huge salad falling over new york? | # Is that a huge salad falling over new york? | ||
# Is that a new pokemon? | # Is that a new pokemon? | ||
| − | |||
# Is that what I think it is? in my salad? | # Is that what I think it is? in my salad? | ||
| − | |||
# Is there a bee on my nose? | # Is there a bee on my nose? | ||
# Is there really any point? FML | # Is there really any point? FML | ||
| − | |||
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you! | # Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you! | ||
| + | # Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know. | ||
# Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? | # Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? | ||
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# Is this real life? | # Is this real life? | ||
# Is this room 101? | # Is this room 101? | ||
# Is this too cheesy? | # Is this too cheesy? | ||
| − | # | + | # It is never safe. |
| − | # | + | # It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! |
| − | # | + | # It seemed better in my head |
| + | # It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | ||
| + | # It was the rational response | ||
| + | # It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. | ||
| + | # It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down. | ||
| + | # It's a Finger trap | ||
# It's a cat ass trophy | # It's a cat ass trophy | ||
| − | |||
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord | # It's a timey-wimey time-lord | ||
| − | |||
# It's bigger after you put it together. | # It's bigger after you put it together. | ||
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# It's not a good part of town | # It's not a good part of town | ||
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | # It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | ||
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# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! | # It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! | ||
| − | |||
# It's smaller on the outside | # It's smaller on the outside | ||
# It's the little things | # It's the little things | ||
| − | + | # Jesus Wept | |
| − | + | # Jet fuel can't melt steel beams | |
| − | + | # Jet memes cant fuel steel belts | |
| − | + | # Job interview today. | |
| − | + | # John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much | |
| − | + | # John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing | |
| − | + | # Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. | |
| − | + | # Jugghead got nothing on me :p | |
| − | + | # Just Got A new camera phone! | |
| − | + | # Just a little more to the right | |
| − | + | # Just another day in paradise | |
| − | + | # Just combing my M.C. Escher | |
| − | + | # Just hangin' around | |
| − | + | # Just one of those days | |
| − | + | # Just some home decorating | |
| − | + | # Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares. | |
| − | + | # Khan! | |
| − | + | # Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this | |
| − | + | # Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | |
| − | + | # LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE. | |
| − | + | # Lack of cucumbers | |
| − | + | # Larry asked me to be his wingman | |
| − | + | # Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | |
| − | + | # Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh. | |
| − | + | # Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her | |
| − | + | # Legal Issues | |
| − | + | # Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment | |
| − | + | # Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | |
| − | + | # Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | |
| − | + | # Let's have a blinking contest | |
| − | + | # Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate" | |
| − | + | # Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back | |
| − | + | # Life is a matter of perspective, really. | |
| − | + | # Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be | |
| − | + | # Life is hard three standard deviations to the left. | |
| − | + | # Life on the moon. | |
| − | + | # Life outside the matrix | |
| − | + | # Light traffic today. | |
| − | + | # Like a G6, baby, like a g6 | |
| − | + | # Like my new nails? | |
| − | + | # Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . . | |
| − | + | # London | |
| − | + | # Long, long ago in a forest far, far away... | |
| − | + | # Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick! | |
| − | + | # Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | |
| − | + | # Look at me jumping! | |
| − | + | # Look at my dollar coin | |
| − | + | # Look at my new blue dress! | |
| − | + | # Look at that fart propulsion | |
| − | + | # Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | |
| − | + | # Look man, it's never gonna happen | |
| − | + | # Look out! | |
| − | + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair | |
| − | + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! | |
| − | + | # Look what I just ordered on amazon.com! | |
| − | + | # Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over? | |
| − | + | # Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | |
| − | + | # Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year | |
| − | + | # Lost in Space... | |
| − | + | # Love is creepy | |
| − | + | # Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! | |
| − | + | # Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion | |
| − | + | # MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK | |
| − | + | # MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | |
| − | + | # MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets | |
| − | + | # MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS? | |
| − | + | # Macklemore concert was awesome! | |
| − | + | # Made in god's own image, yessiree! | |
| − | + | # Magnificent as fuck | |
| − | + | # Magnified 10,000 times | |
| − | + | # Making a selfie. | |
| − | + | # Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! | |
| − | + | # Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | |
| − | + | # Man in the Moon slumming | |
| − | + | # Man or mouse? No need to decide! | |
| − | + | # Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | |
| − | + | # Man, it's windy | |
| − | + | # Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately. | |
| − | + | # Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | |
| − | + | # Mari-OH | |
| − | + | # Mars Instant Messenger Prototype | |
| − | + | # Massive orgy reaches climax | |
| − | + | # Maths are hard | |
| − | + | # Max gentleman | |
| + | # Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | ||
| + | # Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | ||
| + | # McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained | ||
| + | # Me llamo t-bone | ||
| + | # Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy | ||
| + | # Me, before the topical ointment | ||
| + | # Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward! | ||
| + | # Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments? | ||
| + | # Meet the new CEO of my Bank! | ||
| + | # Mentos and lava | ||
| + | # Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring. | ||
| + | # Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | # Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon | ||
| + | # Minecraft has fingerprints Now! | ||
| + | # Minimalist cat | ||
| + | # Minister! We're running out of time. | ||
| + | # Mistakes were made. | ||
| + | # Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| + | # Modern art is getting a little too modern for me. | ||
| + | # Molten steel can't fuel jet beams | ||
| + | # Monday mornings | ||
| + | # More advantages to USB type c revealed | ||
| + | # More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | ||
| + | # Moses lied to me. | ||
| + | # Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered | ||
| + | # Muahahahahahah | ||
| + | # My 7 picture is upside down | ||
| + | # My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords! | ||
| + | # My Hobby: freaking people out | ||
| + | # My baby is learning how to write! | ||
| + | # My boyfriend finally proposed! | ||
| + | # My cat barfed this out | ||
| + | # My cat is cuter than yours. | ||
| + | # My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved! | ||
| + | # My clothes need a wash... | ||
| + | # My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon | ||
| + | # My dad in the army | ||
| + | # My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning. | ||
| + | # My elephant is disgruntled with your food service | ||
| + | # My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
| + | # My | ||
# you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found | # you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found | ||
| − | # | + | # you're not as good at this as you think you are. |
| − | + | # ඏ | |
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# ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ | # ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ | ||
| + | # ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ | ||
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | # “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | ||
# ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) | # ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) | ||
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# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ | # ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ | ||
# ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST | # ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST | ||
| + | # ちょっとまってください！ | ||
# 突っ込むところもねい！ | # 突っ込むところもねい！ | ||
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 | # 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 | ||
| + | # 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸 | ||
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Revision as of 01:38, 7 April 2015
Contents
Status
Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(
- Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
- Phase 1. (Running)
- Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs have been saved.
- All usernames have been found
- All reasons for data loss have been found
- The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
- Phase 2. (Running)
- Saving permalink and images IDs
- The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
- Progress: 3129 IDs found so far, containing 2447 unique images and 1332 unique strings
Feed
- feed: Array {
- id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c
- img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
- kind: "post"
- poster: "Frances51"
- profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
- text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
- }
- prompt {
- reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
- id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
- poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
- profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
- img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
- captions: Array (of strings)
- text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
- album: Array (of img_id strings)
- }
Prompt varies between:
- img_id and captions array
- text and album array
Script
xkcd = {
prompt_reasons :[],
prompt_posters :[],
prompt_text :[],
prompt_captions :[],
prompt_images :[],
prompt_album :[],
feed_posters :[],
feed_ids :[]
}
function check(field, value) {
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
xkcd[field].push(value);
console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
}
}
function next() {
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
check("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
for(i in data.prompt.album)
check("prompt_album", data.prompt.album[i]);
if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
for(i in data.feed) {
check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
feedentry = {
img: data.feed[i].img,
text: data.feed[i].text
};
if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] == "undefined") {
xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
} else {
if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
console.log("Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed");
console.log(feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text);
console.log(data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text);
}
}
}
});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);
function report() {
xkcd2 = { feed_images: "", feed_text2: "" };
for(i in xkcd) {
if (xkcd[i].length) {
xkcd2[i] = "\r# "+xkcd[i].join("\r# ");
} else {
xkcd2[i] = "";
for(j in xkcd[i]) {
xkcd2["feed_images"] += "\r# "+ xkcd[i][j].img;
xkcd2["feed_text2"] += "\r# "+ xkcd[i][j].text;
xkcd2[i] += "\r# "+j+" / "+ xkcd[i][j].img+" / "+ xkcd[i][j].text;
}
}
}
}
function report2() {
xkcd3 = {
feed_images: [],
feed_text2: [],
prompt_captiononly: [],
prompt_textonly: [],
prompt_imagesonly: [],
prompt_albumonly: [],
feed_images_only: [],
feed_text_only: []
};
for(i in xkcd.feed_ids) {
if (xkcd3["feed_images"].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i].img) == -1)
xkcd3["feed_images"].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i].img);
if (xkcd3["feed_text2"].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i].text) == -1)
xkcd3["feed_text2"].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i].text);
}
for(i in xkcd3.feed_images)
if (xkcd.prompt_images.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_images[i]) == -1 && xkcd.prompt_album.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_images[i]) == -1)
xkcd3.feed_images_only.push(xkcd3.feed_images[i]);
for(i in xkcd3.feed_text2)
if (xkcd.prompt_text.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]) == -1 && xkcd.prompt_captions.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]) == -1)
xkcd3.feed_text_only.push(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]);
for(i in xkcd.prompt_text)
if (xkcd.prompt_captions.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_text[i]) == -1)
xkcd3.prompt_textonly.push(xkcd.prompt_text[i]);
for(i in xkcd.prompt_captions)
if (xkcd.prompt_text.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_captions[i]) == -1)
xkcd3.prompt_captiononly.push(xkcd.prompt_captions[i]);
for(i in xkcd.prompt_images)
if (xkcd.prompt_album.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_images[i]) == -1)
xkcd3.prompt_imagesonly.push(xkcd.prompt_images[i]);
for(i in xkcd.prompt_album)
if (xkcd.prompt_images.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_album[i]) == -1)
xkcd3.prompt_albumonly.push(xkcd.prompt_album[i]);
}
function ids() {
idlist = "";
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
idlist += "\r|-\r|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]\r|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].img+" "+xkcd.feed_ids[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]\r|"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].text;
}
if ($("#textarea").length) $("#textarea").val(idlist);
}
- (Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)
I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
- However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.
You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.
- The surveys do not change as often as the other data.
I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.
- Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.
Results
current unprocessed totals:
- prompt_reasons: Array[107] - None new.
- prompt_posters: Array[205] - None new.
- feed_posters: Array[205] - None new.
- feed_id: Array[7428]
- feed_images: Array[1230] (only: Array[27])
- prompt_images: Array[609] (only: Array[6])
- prompt_album: Array[1372] (only: Array[765])
- feed_text2: Array[1626] (only: Array[7]) (old only: 224)
- prompt_captions: Array[1897] (only: Array[609])
- prompt_text: Array[1290] (only: Array[2])
prompt_reasons
- The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
- +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
- <%= reason %>
- aol window in front of netscape window
- a user's middle name was </html>
- Baby ur much 2 fast
- bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
- butter didn't suit the works
- butter overflow
- butter to text interface not found
- butter underrun
- cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
- CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
- cat-like typing detected
- confirmation BIOS
- could not evade skifree yeti
- could not initialize sound blaster 16
- CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
- cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
- database configuration violates the Prime Directive
- data too big
- Dave's not registered, man
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
- dictionary too stiff to read
- electrons too big, stuck in wafer
- ERR:INVALID DIM
- error
- error: error code [error] while decoding error code
- error: operation completed successfully
- error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
- ethics in journalism
- eyelash! eyelash!
- files fell out
- files overwritten with more interesting content
- firewall caught fire
- floating point unit no longer afloat
- food problematic
- friday squid blogging
- general uncertainty
- GSM filter change required
- guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
- hard drive oil depleted
- helvetica scenario
- HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
- HTTP 418
- http is down
- hung up prematurely
- I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
- i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
- illegal carrot detected in mail queue
- insufficient smoke for current mirror array
- lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
- lp0 on fire
- Main Bus B Undervolt
- mean connection time exceeded
- microwave running
- minimum recursion depth not reached
- nanobots in the water
- oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
- our buffer runneth over
- out of electrons
- out of monads
- overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
- PC LOAD LETTER
- Please Insert Riven CD 4
- PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
- previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
- qubit indeterminate
- RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
- screws are stripped
- server aperture too narrow for capital letters
- server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
- server fell in ocean
- server had too much to drink
- server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
- server room haunted
- sitemap was held upside down
- Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
- soonerist sperver fid dot nile
- spin cycle still active
- spin number must be of the form n/2
- spontaneous splinal dereticulation
- SQL ejection
- subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
- sysadmin trapped in well
- tape on write-protect hole fell off
- temporal paradox
- the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
- the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
- the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
- the system / is down
- This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
- This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
- too many hands on the keyboard
- transfer interrupted by incoming fax
- TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
- turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
- Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
- undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
- unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
- unimplemented trap
- User accepted terms but not conditions
- User is not a typewriter.
- user put spaces/vowels in filename
- UTF-31 decode error
- virtual memory got too real
- wrong files
- YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
feed_posters
Usernames used in the feed. All users in the feed are also in the prompt
- @meganamram
- Addison1
- Addison8
- Agric Silverfinger
- Aidan2
- Aiden1
- Aiden5
- Aidenn Aberforth Milne
- Alice1956
- Amanda08
- Anonymous
- Apple Martin
- Arthur17
- Arthur19
- Ashley8
- Ashley92
- Ashley2009
- Austin72
- Ayden1952
- Bailey08
- Bailey2001
- Barbara1974
- Benjamin1970
- Benjamin Kenobi Sr
- Bool Hand Luke
- Brandi9
- Brittany1
- Caden14
- Caden2010
- Candice10
- Carol04
- Chad80
- Charles18
- Chelsea2006
- Cheyenne15
- Cheyenne1988
- Christina Applecare
- CMOS Def
- Curic Copperfinger
- Cynthia99
- Cynthia1995
- Dakota09
- Dakota94
- David St. Hubbins
- Debbie3
- Debbie26
- Debbie62
- Deborah3
- Delta Elroy Backslash
- Destiny89
- Destiny1983
- Dillon2008
- Donald19
- Donna2
- Dorothy7
- DragonBall Cooper
- Dunston Chexin
- Dustin46
- Earl Sinclair
- Egbert Bentley White
- Eliezer Yudkowsky
- Elon Musk
- Emily15
- Eowyn L'Oreal James
- Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
- Flash Groupon
- Frances29
- Frances51
- Frances99
- Gary8
- Gary86
- Gary1951
- George Debian Bush
- George Reagan Renesmee Martin
- Green Mario
- Greg2004
- Hatsy Collins
- Henry05
- Henry4
- Horsepower Lovecraft
- J. Alfred Leftshark
- Jack3
- Jack39
- Jacob10
- Jada5
- Jaden21
- Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
- Jaina Khloe Rowling
- Jalen81
- James URL Jones
- Jason15
- Jayden79
- Jennifer1
- Jeph Jacques
- Jerry18
- Joe Biden
- John2
- John Wilkes Knuth
- Jonathan27
- Joshua80
- Joshua84
- Justin28
- Justin87
- Kaden61
- Kaitlin1976
- Karen3
- Kathleen78
- Keira10
- Keira48
- Keira2002
- Kelsey1970
- Kelsey1996
- Kenneth94
- Kenneth96
- Khloe2
- Khloe14
- Kilroy
- Kim5
- Kristy2007
- Larry1994
- Larry Ronald Hubbard
- Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
- Linda08
- Lindsay2011
- Lisa1995
- Livemau5
- Lord Gaga
- Lord Mondegreen
- Louis Reasoner
- Madison19
- Madison80
- Malik2
- Margaret5
- Margaret11
- Marie3
- Marie10
- Marie12
- Marissa Mayer
- Mark92
- Mark2006
- Mark2007
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Martin Van Halen
- Matthew2006
- Mavis Bitcoin
- Michaela2006
- Michelle11
- Minecraft Holmes
- Misty3
- Myspace Tom
- Norton Ghost Dad
- Notorious L.H.C.
- Padme Dorothy James
- Pam06
- Patricia03
- Paul50
- Paul1957
- Player One
- Player Two
- Professor Monoculatus McToff
- Raymond6
- Ronald22
- Ruth3
- S. G. Dukat
- Samuel19
- Samuel49
- Sarah55
- Sarah1976
- Sarah2005
- Sharon91
- Sharon99
- Shaun6
- Shaun46
- Shaun1960
- Sheena2005
- Sherri97
- Sidd Finch
- Sierra3
- Sierra7
- Sierra10
- Stacy07
- Stacy14
- Steven02
- Steven50
- Steven2002
- Susan11
- Susan25
- Taylor1990
- Taylor1998
- Thomas2
- Tim21
- Tim87
- Tina Belcher
- Todd33
- Tonya22
- Tonya38
- Tracy1977
- Tricia1
- Tricia14
- Trinity1989
- Virginia1961
- Virginia2006
- Wil
- Wric Tungstenfinger
prompt_posters
Usernames used in the prompts.
- All of these usernames are also used in the feed
- @meganamram
- Addison1
- Addison8
- Agric Silverfinger
- Aidan2
- Aiden1
- Aiden5
- Aidenn Aberforth Milne
- Alice1956
- Amanda08
- Anonymous
- Apple Martin
- Arthur17
- Arthur19
- Ashley8
- Ashley92
- Ashley2009
- Austin72
- Ayden1952
- Bailey08
- Bailey2001
- Barbara1974
- Benjamin1970
- Benjamin Kenobi Sr
- Bool Hand Luke
- Brandi9
- Brittany1
- Caden14
- Caden2010
- Candice10
- Carol04
- Chad80
- Charles18
- Chelsea2006
- Cheyenne15
- Cheyenne1988
- Christina Applecare
- CMOS Def
- Curic Copperfinger
- Cynthia99
- Cynthia1995
- Dakota09
- Dakota94
- David St. Hubbins
- Debbie3
- Debbie26
- Debbie62
- Deborah3
- Delta Elroy Backslash
- Destiny89
- Destiny1983
- Dillon2008
- Donald19
- Donna2
- Dorothy7
- DragonBall Cooper
- Dunston Chexin
- Dustin46
- Earl Sinclair
- Egbert Bentley White
- Eliezer Yudkowsky
- Elon Musk
- Emily15
- Eowyn L'Oreal James
- Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
- Flash Groupon
- Frances29
- Frances51
- Frances99
- Gary8
- Gary86
- Gary1951
- George Debian Bush
- George Reagan Renesmee Martin
- Green Mario
- Greg2004
- Hatsy Collins
- Henry05
- Henry4
- Horsepower Lovecraft
- J. Alfred Leftshark
- Jack3
- Jack39
- Jacob10
- Jada5
- Jaden21
- Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
- Jaina Khloe Rowling
- Jalen81
- James URL Jones
- Jason15
- Jayden79
- Jennifer1
- Jeph Jacques
- Jerry18
- Joe Biden
- John2
- John Wilkes Knuth
- Jonathan27
- Joshua80
- Joshua84
- Justin28
- Justin87
- Kaden61
- Kaitlin1976
- Karen3
- Kathleen78
- Keira10
- Keira48
- Keira2002
- Kelsey1970
- Kelsey1996
- Kenneth94
- Kenneth96
- Khloe2
- Khloe14
- Kilroy
- Kim5
- Kristy2007
- Larry1994
- Larry Ronald Hubbard
- Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
- Linda08
- Lindsay2011
- Lisa1995
- Livemau5
- Lord Gaga
- Lord Mondegreen
- Louis Reasoner
- Madison19
- Madison80
- Malik2
- Margaret5
- Margaret11
- Marie3
- Marie10
- Marie12
- Marissa Mayer
- Mark92
- Mark2006
- Mark2007
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Martin Van Halen
- Matthew2006
- Mavis Bitcoin
- Michaela2006
- Michelle11
- Minecraft Holmes
- Misty3
- Myspace Tom
- Norton Ghost Dad
- Notorious L.H.C.
- Padme Dorothy James
- Pam06
- Patricia03
- Paul50
- Paul1957
- Player One
- Player Two
- Professor Monoculatus McToff
- Raymond6
- Ronald22
- Ruth3
- S. G. Dukat
- Samuel19
- Samuel49
- Sarah55
- Sarah1976
- Sarah2005
- Sharon91
- Sharon99
- Shaun6
- Shaun46
- Shaun1960
- Sheena2005
- Sherri97
- Sidd Finch
- Sierra3
- Sierra7
- Sierra10
- Stacy07
- Stacy14
- Steven02
- Steven50
- Steven2002
- Susan11
- Susan25
- Taylor1990
- Taylor1998
- Thomas2
- Tim21
- Tim87
- Tina Belcher
- Todd33
- Tonya22
- Tonya38
- Tracy1977
- Tricia1
- Tricia14
- Trinity1989
- Virginia1961
- Virginia2006
- Wil
- Wric Tungstenfinger
feed_text
Captions used in the feed. Contains user submissions. (8 have not been found as prompts)
- "...The Aristocrats."
- "Bake him away, toys"
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
- "I am So. Much. More."
- "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
- "Space duckin'" By led blimp
- "The colour out of space" and black.
- "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
- # 99 bottles of beer on the wall
- #720_no_scope
- #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- #BROKEN
- #CATSANDBIRDS
- #Compromise
- #DANGERZONE
- #DARE to #DREAM
- #Donthate #Truelove
- #DrinkSaltwater
- #GOD
- #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
- #Hopeicanfly
- #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
- #Long_Exposure
- #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
- #Nailpolish
- #Photobomb
- #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- #Toobigtofall
- #Worstweekever
- #awefullyNicetractsofland
- #bedhead
- #bornthisway
- #caturday
- #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
- #comfortfood
- #delfie
- #duckface
- #fallingfromorbit
- #flavorbomb
- #giganticflower #headshot
- #gps be like
- #hashtag
- #hoax
- #illuminati
- #imnotracistbut
- #lifehacks
- #livefeed #colonoscopy
- #lolcats
- #me #throwbackthursday
- #newhipsterbike
- #nofilter
- #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- #nomakeup #justnatural
- #nomakeup #natural
- #notallmen
- #notamodel #nofilter
- #onering #fuckhobbits
- #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
- #parsnipandoldlace
- #satellite #navigation
- #saturday #memories #beautiful
- #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
- #selfie #imatree #thuglife
- #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
- #stublife
- #sudowoodoproblems
- #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
- #this_is_sparta
- #toothproblems
- #twinsies
- #vampiremirrorselfie
- 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
- ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
- *Darth Vader Breathing*
- *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
- *Tips fedora*
- ...And then we decided it was time to leave
- ...Freudian sense tingling...
- 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
- 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
- 3 year olds first lego experience
- 4 8 15 16 23 42
- 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
- 8.5 hours later...
- 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
- :-(
- <3 hanging out with saruman
- >< ))*>
- ?????????????
- A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
- A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
- A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- A window into my soul
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
- AGHHHHH
- AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
- ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
- AUUUGH
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- Aaaaaargh
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- Alan?
- All flesh is grass
- All my selfies be like
- All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Allons-Y!
- Always get a full nights rest
- Am I a Pokemon?
- Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
- Amirite??
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- An eight-stringed octopus?
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
- Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
- Another one bites the dust
- Another victim of 'got your nose!'
- Antimater Universe wants a hug.
- Any hatchlings in here?
- Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
- Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
- Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
- Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- April Fools!
- Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
- Are you feeling lucky, punk?
- Are you kidding me?
- Artistic recreation from new fossil find
- As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
- As viewed on a Macintosh plus
- As you can see It's windy out here
- Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
- Asteroids hate him!
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
- Aww, honey, don't cry...
- Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
- Ayyyy LMAO!
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- BANANANANANANANANANA
- Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
- Banana invasion in progress
- Bangarang Motherfuckers
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Bazookateer crossing
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Belgium
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
- Best map projection ever
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- Beyond Level 256...
- Big Bird, An orwellian Short
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black begins and wins.
- Black box recorder
- Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
- Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
- Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
- Bulls don't often sit like this!
- Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
- Burnination? Huh?
- Burrito night
- But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
- But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
- Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
- Can't believe what I almost threw away!
- Cant explain that
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Car broke down on the side of the highway.
- Car tiddlywinks proves success
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- Cat tax paid
- Ce n'est pas un canard
- CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
- Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
- Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- Check out my new sonic oc!
- Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
- Choose your snuggle toy
- Christ, what an asshole.
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Click to show secret text
- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Come on party people, put your hands together
- Come with me on a journey into time and space
- Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
- Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
- Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
- Copernicus: The early years
- Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
- Crocodile Pink Eye
- Cruise Kingdom
- DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
- DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- Da_FEELS###!
- Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
- Damn, two o'clock already?
- Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
- Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
- Day 12: it's going well I think
- Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
- Daylight spending time!
- Deal with it
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
- Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
- Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
- Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
- Diet is working!
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
- Do I look fat in this photo?
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do you care to #engage with this #content
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- Do you have a lighter?
- Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
- Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
- Does anyone know why it is doing this?
- Does my eye look bloodshot?
- Does this look like pink eye to you?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Dominos delivers!
- Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
- Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
- Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
- Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
- Don't have a cow, man
- Don't inhale!
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
- Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
- Down time
- Dryads. that is all.
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- DuckDuckGoes!
- Dude, I can totally catch this!
- Dude, where's my car?
- EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
- ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
- Eat my shorts
- Eating my breakfast!
- Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
- Et boum! C'est le choc!
- Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
- Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- Everything maKes perfect sense now.
- Everything truly IS awesome!
- Evolution of puzzles
- Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
- Exes, am I right?
- Existance is an illusion
- Extreme beer pong
- FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
- FML
- FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
- FUCK NOT AGAIN
- Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
- Fancy
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- Field Trip!
- File not found ... creating fake file...
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- Finally here!
- Finally, new tires
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
- First day of school.
- First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- First time posting, please be nice
- First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- Flat file viewing
- Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
- Flying fish had no affect on it
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
- Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
- Found this in my garden, wtf?
- Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
- Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- Fucking CAKE
- Fulfilling western ideals!
- Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
- GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- Get that camera out of my face!
- Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
- Go purr yourself!
- Goldilocks party!
- Goodnight moon
- Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
- Got your nose!
- Gotta catch em all.
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- Great ScotT!
- Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
- Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
- Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
- Guess that "sun" was really important after all
- Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
- Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- HODOR!
- Had to settle for a beard
- Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
- Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, M C Escher
- Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
- Has science gone too far?
- Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
- Have fun in the Alps lol
- Have fun stormin' da castle.
- Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- He left me! :ccc
- He nailed it!
- He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
- He was never seen again
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
- Here comes the sun, do do do do...
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- Hey guys, watch this
- Hey! My cloaca is down here!
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
- Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
- Holy Meals on Wheels
- Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- Hope that wasn't a granny knot
- Hoping this makes it past customs
- Houston, we are the problem
- Hoverboard to full power!
- How did I get here?
- How did I get here?!?
- How did the mars rover get here?
- How does this work again?
- How is this still a thing?
- How many can there be?
- How's My new haircut?
- I think I need new glasses.
- I 'M out of the acorn
- I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
- I CHOOSE YOU!
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
- I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
- I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
- I am a beautiful person.
- I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
- I am infinite. i am eternal.
- I believe in an afterbirth.
- I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I broke cookie clicker...
- I broke the etch & sketch
- I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
- I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
- I can has cheezburger?
- I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I can walk on my hands
- I can't believe it's not cake batter
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
- I don't get it either.
- I don't know
- I don't know how to play...
- I don't regret pressing the button
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I don't think that's supposed to go there...
- I don't think this is working
- I don't want to set the world on fire
- I dream of death
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I forgot to get a plane
- I forgot to turn the tap off lol
- I fought the law. They won
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- I found it!!!!!!!
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I found this little guy in the woods near my house
- I got a new geigerteller
- I got the job!
- I got this in the mail today
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- I has a sad
- I hate the carnival so much right now
- I hate this channel
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I hate waking up from a really good dream
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I have never been happy
- I have tasted many fish
- I hope he's not hungry
- I just bought this
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I just don't get recursion.
- I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
- I just want to watch the world burn
- I knew I nailed it!
- I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
- I knew pi would lead to this
- I knew there would be side effects
- I like this picture
- I loled my head off!!!
- I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
- I lost my tooth
- I lost my wits
- I love star wars!
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- I mistook myself for a bird
- I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
- I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
- I never understood that part of the bibile
- I only wanted a cheeseburger
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I sentence you to deliciousness!
- I solved the debt crisis!
- I still say it looks White and Gold!
- I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
- I think I can... I think I can
- I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think i lost my dorsal fin
- I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
- I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
- I think there's something here
- I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
- I think this is the wrong python script
- I think we deserved it.
- I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
- I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
- I thought it was a good idea at the time
- I thought it would be bigger
- I thought of it, and it happened
- I thought this ball pit would be more fun
- I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
- I used to be like... but then i was all...
- I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
- I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
- I was just trying to install freebsd...
- I was late
- I welcome our event-driven overlords
- I will take that one please
- I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
- I wish I could ride in a balloon
- I wonder if it will be friends with me
- I wonder what will this lead to...
- I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- I'd call this experiment a success.
- I'd tap dat.
- I'd tap that
- I'll catch it one day
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
- I'm a Real Boy!
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm a wizard!
- I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
- I'm going to be smashed to bits
- I'm lost without your love, baby
- I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
- I'm never going on chatroulette again
- I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
- I'm not even mad. that's amazing
- I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
- I'm ready!
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
- I've been robbed!
- I've discovered a new clean-power source
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
- I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
- IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- If you're brave enough...
- If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
- Ikea art
- In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
- In my dreams I'm always strong
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- Initiate evasive maneuver!
- Ink-blots describe how they see students
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- International relationships are getting worse
- Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
- Is it really today, already?
- Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
- Is that a new pokemon?
- Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
- Is there really any point? FML
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- Is this too cheesy?
- It is never safe.
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It seemed better in my head
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- It was the rational response
- It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
- It's a Finger trap
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- It's not a good part of town
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
- It's smaller on the outside
- It's the little things
- Jesus Wept
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
- Job interview today.
- John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
- John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- Jugghead got nothing on me :p
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- Just a little more to the right
- Just another day in paradise
- Just combing my M.C. Escher
- Just hangin' around
- Just one of those days
- Just some home decorating
- Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
- Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- Lack of cucumbers
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
- Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
- Legal Issues
- Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
- Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- Let's have a blinking contest
- Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
- Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
- Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
- Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
- Life outside the matrix
- Light traffic today.
- Like my new nails?
- Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
- London
- Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
- Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
- Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
- Look at me jumping!
- Look at my dollar coin
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Look out!
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
- Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
- Love is creepy
- Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
- Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
- MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
- MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
- Macklemore concert was awesome!
- Made in god's own image, yessiree!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
- Making a selfie.
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
- Man in the Moon slumming
- Man or mouse? No need to decide!
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Man, it's windy
- Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
- Man, that was the best party in my life
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- Mari-OH
- Maths are hard
- Max gentleman
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- Me llamo t-bone
- Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
- Me, before the topical ointment
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
- Mentos and lava
- Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
- Minimalist cat
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mistakes were made.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
- Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
- Monday mornings
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
- Moses lied to me.
- Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
- Muahahahahahah
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- My baby is learning how to write!
- My boyfriend finally proposed!
- My cat barfed this out
- My cat is cuter than yours.
- My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
- My clothes need a wash...
- My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
- My dad in the army
- My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- My first selfie!
- My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
- My gout's acting up again
- My halloween costume
- My hobby: photography
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- My new cat is awesome
- My new neighbor seems a bit odd
- My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
- My new tattoo
- My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
- My nose will grow now.
- My parents took away my phone privileges
- My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
- My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
- My selfie stick broke.
- My server cooling system.
- My tastes are very... singular
- Myspace tom to ground control-
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- NICE MULTIPANTS
- NO. JUST NO.
- NUTS!
- Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
- Nasa is fully funded
- Need a Haircut
- Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
- Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
- Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
- Never gonna give you up...
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New Super Mario bros in real life!
- New amazon product
- New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New car flipping world record set
- New false color imagery from mars curiousity
- New haircut!
- New headcanon:
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
- New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
- Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
- No guitar without a sombrero
- No lie, this is delicious
- No more sorrow!
- No regrets on this new roofing material
- No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- Not Again :(
- Not a fruit
- Not as healthy as it looks
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Note: HUGE SUCCess
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
- Now turn it upside-down
- Now we play... the most dangerous game
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
- OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- OMG Becky look at her butt
- OMG I cannot even
- OMG! Kittens!
- OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
- Obama pardons Santa claus
- Office gamification has got out of hand.
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- Oh No! Not again!
- Oh bother not again
- Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
- Oh god is it still following me?
- Oh here we go
- Oh no! Not Again.
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- Oh, Canada...
- Oh, that's where I left them!
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
- On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
- On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
- One of these things doesn't belong.
- One of those mornings...
- One year ago I looked like this
- Only 90s kids will remember
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
- Oops.
- Optimus prime was having a bad day.
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our proudest moment
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Ow.
- Oy, my giblets!
- PARKOUR IN ACTION
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- Pants Optional
- Park and ride
- Parlez vous Francais?
- Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
- Penguins are people too #equality
- Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
- Perspective issues
- Philae lander found!
- Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
- Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
- Picking mushrooms
- Pizza TIME
- Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
- Please send help.
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- PostPostModern art
- Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
- Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
- Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
- Press 'continue' to abort.
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
- Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
- Quite.
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
- Ramen is squishy and soft
- Real Eyes Realize real lies.
- Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
- Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
- Roadrunner is the new transport minister
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- Robots in much better disguise
- Rock, paper, FACE
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
- SIDE GOER 4
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
- SOmething went wrong while shaving...
- SPAAAAAAAAcE
- SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
- SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
- Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- Sarlac ball pit!
- Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
- Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
- Screw it, here's a cat pic
- See a carrot deflate a pool ball
- See it again in slo mo
- Self Portrait: Complete.
- Selfie #Nofilter
- Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
- Selfie in the morning
- She's got interesting taste in men.
- Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
- Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
- Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
- Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
- Snowman accident
- So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
- So long and thanks for all the fish!
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
- So thats What Jesus did
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- So, it has come to this...
- So, this happened.
- So... those were real
- So...Magnets, right?
- Solo Thumbwar
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- Something seems to be wrong with my car
- Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
- Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- Soon. Soon...
- Sorry for the potato quality.
- Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
- Spaaaaaaaace!
- Space from my window
- Spiders. Nope.
- Spring has sprang
- Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Step 1: Jump the shark.
- Steve is realxing
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
- Stop stalin and make up your mind
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
- Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
- Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
- Sun deflation: optimal
- Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- TANSTAAFL... Mostly
- THAT'S NO MOON
- THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
- THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
- THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
- THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- Talking to my fans...
- Tamper-Proof
- Target Found.
- Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- Thanks Obama!
- Thanks!
- That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
- That is one dapper bird.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That sweater is so 2013
- That was one hell of a party last night.
- That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
- That was when things started to get a little weird.
- That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
- That's gonna hurt on the way out
- That's just not very funny
- That's not a chicken
- That's not a nut!
- That's too much, man!
- The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
- The French space program
- The HORROR!
- The Little Borg Prince
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Prodigy is in town!
- The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
- The Zebra was lying down
- The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The best brick joke possible.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The building blocks of life
- The cat brought in another bird.
- The choice is simple.
- The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
- The dark helps me see in the carrots
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
- The ents met the triffids
- The evolution of fun
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- The horrors of war
- The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
- The infamous Snow-muon.
- The knids are hungry
- The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
- The last thing we see before we die
- The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
- The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
- The magic smoke escaped :(
- The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
- The moon landing was a lie
- The moon looks weird today
- The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
- The newest Olympic sport
- The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
- The prophecy was true!
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- The rook is getting closer. Help me.
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- The secret to infinite storage space
- The side of my car. #roadrage
- The signal came from this sector
- The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- The strangest thing subway ever gave me
- The taste stays with you forever
- The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
- The time has come.
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
- The unforgiving war on health
- The view outside of my airplane window.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- The weight of life in a starry landscape
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
- There goes the neighborhood...
- There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
- These aren't my sandwiches
- These cravings will never stop
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
- They see me rolling, they hating
- They're all watching me
- Things Lost in couch cushions
- This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- This elevator has no 'down'!
- This explains everything
- This explains it all
- This guy...
- This is a cat
- This is a good idea
- This is exactly what you think it is
- This is how we celebrate easter usually
- This is how you get ants!
- This is just like my 5th birthday party.
- This is no cave
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is still what I had for breakfast
- This is symbolic.
- This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
- This is twitter, right? #confused
- This is what I do on friday evenings now
- This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
- This is what happiness looks like
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why I'm not an EMT
- This is why we can't have good things
- This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
- This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
- This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
- This needs a motivational text
- This photo mooves me
- This photo was taken from my basement
- This photo was taken from my iphone
- This squirrel really knows how to cook
- This was the most unkindest cut of all
- This will make sense if you look at it upside down
- Threaten large birds... check.
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- To get to the other tree and leaf!
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- To the victor go the spoils.
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
- Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
- Too many quixotes, not enough giants
- Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
- Top of the world
- Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
- Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
- Travel the length of these massive bison
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- Trees on a hill #nofilter
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- Triumph. Pure triumph.
- True Self-Control
- Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
- Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
- Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
- Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
- Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
- Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
- USB SUX
- Ugh, i'll never understand art.
- Uglier than modern art
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- Use the force responsibly.
- Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
- Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
- Vegans gonna hate
- Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
- Visited mom today
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- WARRRBLGARBL
- WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
- WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
- WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- WHY WHY WHY #WHY
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- WTF!?
- Wait ... what? I don't even...
- Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
- Wait for it...
- Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
- Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
- Wait, you can see that too
- Waiting on hold with the insurance company
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- Wake up, sheeple.
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
- Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
- We are not men. we are devo.
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- We didn't start the fire
- We fell upstairs and exploded.
- We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
- We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
- We live in a golden age!
- We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
- We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
- We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
- We've given up trying to justify this.
- We've got a problem
- Weeeee!!!
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
- Well, now this is a thing.
- Well, this is a puzzling development.
- Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
- WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
- Whale Selfie!
- What a beautiful time to be alive!
- What are pixels?
- What could go wrong?
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
- What do you see? I see a cat!
- What has science done?!
- What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
- What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
- What is your Pony Personality?
- What, Me worry?
- What? It's always that color.
- When everything looks like a hammer
- When in doubt, just blow on it!
- When pandas have nightmares
- When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
- When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
- When you get a perfect score on your test
- Where are the three sea shells?
- Where did THAT come from?
- Where did this road come from?!?
- Where do I plug this in?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- Who came first?
- Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
- Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
- Who stepped on my pop tart?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why did it have to end this Way?
- Why do dogs like this?
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why potato why?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- Why?
- Woops, miscounted. sorry.
- Worst pokemon ever
- Worth it for the karma.
- Would you like to play a game?
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow, did you see that??!!
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- YES
- YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
- Yeah... never gonna happen
- Yes, I followed the instructions!
- You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
- You did what in my tuba?
- You must be new here.
- You want to know how i got these scars?
- You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
- Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
- Zeus takes his revenge
- Zoidgebra 101
- [Metal Gear sound effect]
- [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
- [user was banned for this text]
- a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- a spherical cow
- about to die lol
- ack
- alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
- almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
- amazons newest delivery method
- ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
- and suddenly, popcorn
- and then there were nine
- and to think this is where it all started
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- apple's new offering: iscream
- are you sure this is a commandline?
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
- at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
- at times like this i ask, "why me?"
- australia is not NZ!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- bURMA sHAVE!
- back on tinder!
- been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
- best day evar!!!!
- best republican caucus ever!
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- big ben is going down.
- big data strikes back
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
- bit nosy, aren't you?
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- bowTieght!
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- capes are in fashion
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- cest ne pas un pipe
- check out my new pet
- check out my usb sword!
- clever girl.....
- come on, put on the slippers.
- conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
- cowabunga dude
- cowabunga, dudes!
- crawling and texting #badcombination
- crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- dOG SHAMING
- damn tree!
- damn. that squirrel's got a ball
- damned ninjas
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
- devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
- discovered a new shortcut for making toast
- diy abortion
- does my ass look big in this?
- don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
- don't worry, it's part of my plan!
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- drill baby drill!
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- duckface is the new radians
- elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
- emergency butter delivery
- engage!
- ever get the feeling you're being watched?
- every breath you take, every move you make
- everyday i'm shoveling
- everything makes sense now
- father & daughter re-unite!
- feeding my pet
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
- finally got that squid stache
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
- for science!
- for you
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- found this on google maps earlier.
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
- furrowed mustache
- get your ass to mars
- go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
- go home elephant you are drunk
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- ha ha ha... no.
- haha oh my cat
- havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
- he is so cool
- hello darkness my old friend
- help wanted. inquire within.
- hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
- hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
- hgghjg
- hobbitses
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
- how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
- how do I take photos with this?
- how do i turn this off?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- i broke it
- i can't form the words to describe such beauty
- i do the same thing at frat parties
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
- i hate it when this happens
- i have a bad feeling about this.
- i invented a thing
- i just want to do existential things with my friends
- i love a good featureless white void
- i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
- i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- i pushed this. was that bad?
- i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
- i think i need to get out more.
- i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- i was gonna eat that
- i wonder why you left me here.
- i'll never get tired of this.
- i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
- i'm just surprised it took this long.
- i'm now 75% more efficient
- i've made a huge mistake
- i've never felt so alone.
- i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
- im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- in line at the dmv
- in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- in theathers, close to you
- inner city air conditioning
- intertial reference frame, activate!
- introducing the yolo distribution
- is good idea yes
- is it midnight yet?
- is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
- is that a war walrus?
- is the eject button meant to do this?
- is this illegal?
- is this just a fantasy?
- it all fits together, guys!
- it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
- it makes sense if you think about it
- it was an odd place to find a stop sign
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- it's bicycles all the way down
- it's in a good part of town
- it's like rain on your wedding day!
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
- it's pretty dark in this box
- just another cat video
- just cos()
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
- just look at that motherfucking satellite
- just playing with my pet
- just two more trips over the horizon
- kang, do i look good in this?
- kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
- ksp mission success
- last march of the ents
- leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
- leapfrog, anyone?
- like my new haircut?
- lol, no i didn't jump
- london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
- look at me, i'm from England!
- look at my new dog!
- look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
- look ma, no hands!
- look what happened to my satellite
- look what i found underneath my pillow
- love it!
- love it!"...The Aristocrats."
- mYTH BUSTED!
- mario Kart is harder in real life
- married a cat
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- me and all my friends
- mmm...vegemite...
- moo!
- my cat got into the *other* catnip
- my cat is sick
- my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
- my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- my lasik didn't go so well.
- my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- my new boss
- my new duvet cover!
- my new haircut only exists in another dimension
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- my taco face
- my time machine isn't working again! D:
- my toothache has got worse recently
- my wonderful dad!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
- new phone who dis
- new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- no matter where we go, its always cold
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
- nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
- now you're hungry too.
- oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
- obsession is a dangerous thing
- oh I feel a yearning so bad
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
- oh look, a penny
- oh no you didn't
- oh, is that godot? Finally...
- omfg, space bugs
- one does not simply wok into mordor
- one electrocution can ruin your entire day
- only 90 kids will remember this.
- only 90s kids will get this!
- onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
- oompa loompa diggeti doo
- oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- passed another hitch hiker
- peeling back the pages of history
- photo proof for you skeptics out there
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
- pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
- product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
- prototype soccer ball
- quack quack, motherflipper
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- real letters have curves #Serif
- really not how I thought I would die
- research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
- results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
- reverse et
- reverse microwave oven
- rm -rf /
- run little ghost, run!
- sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
- sad cow is sad
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- school's out!
- searching for brain, found this instead
- senpai noticed me! ^_^
- sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
- share and enjoy
- share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
- should i see a doctor about this?
- smiling is for optimists
- so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
- so, scientology...
- so. sick. of. this. pic.
- some men just want to watch the world burn.
- someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
- sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
- sorry dad
- stay away from my eggcorns
- step one: cut a hole in the box
- still better than last year in ottawa
- stipple slash of saturn
- stork carrying a babby rabbit!
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- super high intensity training at NORAD
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- take that atheists
- take two, they are small
- taken from earth orbit
- terminal velocity is a myth
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- that's me!
- that's one nasty burn!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- the Uk space agency is making britain proud
- the charge of the light brigade
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- the event horizon returned
- the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- the game begins...
- the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
- the hills have eyes
- the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
- the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
- the new usb feels like a step backward
- the only people for me are the mad ones
- the rest is darkness and decay
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
- the way of the future
- the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
- their love was doomed from the start...
- there is none of this left in the men's room #help
- there snow such thing as global warming
- they dont need us anymore
- they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
- they said be careful, we said yolo
- they said we couldn't play god
- they told me carrots were good for eye health
- they're all dead, dave.
- this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
- this didn't last long.
- this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
- this guy keeps following me
- this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
- this is just a tribute #thed
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- this is not what i meant it to be
- this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
- this is the weirdest hickey.
- this one's over 15 kt bitches!
- this plot is odd.
- this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- those weren't Altoids.
- throwing epic shade!
- tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
- today's to do list
- too much lens flare?
- too much right beef
- toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
- true culprit of global warming!
- truly, i am euphoric
- trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- two great tastes that go great together
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- unhappy in space
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
- void main() { fork; }
- wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
- wake up sheeple!
- walked in on my roommate being terrifying
- watch me become the next favorite kardashian
- watching dune on shrooms
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- we have the technology.
- we sail the ocean orange
- we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
- welcome to Argentina
- welcome to the internet
- welcome to the space jam
- well, so much for the space program
- well, this really puts things in perspective.
- what a bummer
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- what if it's a ghost pepper?
- what to have for breakfast?
- what's a lens cap?
- whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
- when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
- when you see it...
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- whiskers expecting a new friend :)
- who do you think I am?
- whoops GPS error
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
- with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
- worst horse ever :(
- worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
- would you choose the microwave over this?
- wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
- yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
- you know, for kids
- you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
- ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
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- "...The Aristocrats."
- "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
- "Bake him away, toys"
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
- "I am So. Much. More."
- "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
- # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- #BROKEN
- #CATSANDBIRDS
- #Compromise
- #DANGERZONE
- #Donthate #Truelove
- #DrinkSaltwater
- #GOD
- #Hopeicanfly
- #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
- #Long_Exposure
- #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
- #Nailpolish
- #Photobomb
- #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- #Toobigtofall
- #awefullyNicetractsofland
- #bedhead
- #bornthisway
- #caturday
- #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
- #comfortfood
- #delfie
- #duckface
- #fallingfromorbit
- #flavorbomb
- #giganticflower #headshot
- #gps be like
- #hashtag
- #illuminati
- #imnotracistbut
- #lifehacks
- #livefeed #colonoscopy
- #me #throwbackthursday
- #newhipsterbike
- #nofilter
- #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- #nomakeup #justnatural
- #nomakeup #natural
- #notallmen
- #notamodel #nofilter
- #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
- #saturday #memories #beautiful
- #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
- #selfie #imatree #thuglife
- #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
- #stublife
- #sudowoodoproblems
- #toothproblems
- #twinsies
- #vampiremirrorselfie
- 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
- ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
- *Darth Vader Breathing*
- *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
- *Tips fedora*
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
- 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
- 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
- 3 year olds first lego experience
- 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
- 8.5 hours later...
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall
- <3 hanging out with saruman
- >< ))*>
- A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
- A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
- A delicate pear
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
- ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
- AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
- AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
- AUUUGH
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- Aaaaaargh
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- All flesh is grass
- All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Allons-Y!
- Always get a full nights rest
- Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
- Am I a Pokemon?
- Amirite??
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- An eight-stringed octopus?
- And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
- Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
- Another one bites the dust
- Antimater Universe wants a hug.
- Anyone craving some soup right about now?
- Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
- Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
- April Fools!
- Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
- Are you feeling lucky, punk?
- As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
- Aww, honey, don't cry...
- Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- BANANANANANANANANANA
- BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
- Banana invasion in progress
- Bangarang Motherfuckers
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Bazookateer crossing
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Belgium
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
- Best map projection ever
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black box recorder
- Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
- Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
- Bomber one on approach
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
- Burnination? Huh?
- Burrito night
- But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
- BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
- Can't believe what I almost threw away!
- Cant explain that
- Car broke down on the side of the highway.
- Cat tax paid
- CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
- Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
- Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- Check out my new sonic oc!
- Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
- Choose your snuggle toy
- Christ, what an asshole.
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Click to show secret text
- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Come with me on a journey into time and space
- Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
- Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
- Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
- Copernicus: The early years
- Cruise Kingdom
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- Da_FEELS###!
- Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
- Damn, two o'clock already?
- Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
- Dawn of the Bread
- Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
- Day 12: it's going well I think
- Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
- Daylight spending time!
- Deal with it
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
- Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
- Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do the Harlem Shake
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
- Does my hair look like it's thinning?
- Does this look like pink eye to you?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Dominos delivers!
- Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
- Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
- Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
- Don't have a cow, man
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
- Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- DuckDuckGoes!
- Dude! Dude? Dude.
- Dude, I can totally catch this!
- Dude, where's my car?
- EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
- Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
- Eat my shorts
- Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
- Et boum! C'est le choc!
- Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
- Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- Everything maKes perfect sense now.
- Everything truly IS awesome!
- Evolution of puzzles
- Existance is an illusion
- Extreme beer pong
- FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
- FENTON!!! FENTON!
- FML
- FUCK NOT AGAIN
- Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
- Fancy
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- Field Trip!
- File not found ... creating fake file...
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- Finally here!
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
- First day of school.
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- First time posting, please be nice
- First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- Flat file viewing
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- Foiled again by the bell curve
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
- Found this in my garden, wtf?
- Found this mushroom, thought of you
- Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- Fucking CAKE
- Fulfilling western ideals!
- GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- Goldilocks party!
- Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
- Got your nose!
- Gotta catch em all.
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- Great ScotT!
- Guess that "sun" was really important after all
- Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
- Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
- HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
- HODOR!
- Had to settle for a beard
- Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
- Happy Birthday, M C Escher
- Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
- Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
- Have fun stormin' da castle.
- Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
- Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- He nailed it!
- He was never seen again
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- Here comes the sun, do do do do...
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- Hey! My cloaca is down here!
- Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- Holy Meals on Wheels
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- Hope that wasn't a granny knot
- Houston, we are the problem
- How did I get here?!?
- How does this work again?
- How many can there be?
- Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
- I think I need new glasses.
- I 'M out of the acorn
- I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
- I CHOOSE YOU!
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
- I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- I am a beautiful person.
- I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I broke cookie clicker...
- I broke the etch & sketch
- I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
- I can has cheezburger?
- I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I can walk on my hands
- I can't believe it's not cake batter
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
- I don't get it either.
- I don't know
- I don't know how to play...
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I don't think that's supposed to go there...
- I don't think this is working
- I dream of death
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I forgot to get a plane
- I fought the law. They won
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I got a new geigerteller
- I got the job!
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- I has a sad
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I hate waking up from a really good dream
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I have never been happy
- I hope he's not hungry
- I just bought this
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I just don't get recursion.
- I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
- I just want to watch the world burn
- I knew there would be side effects
- I like this picture
- I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
- I lost my tooth
- I lost my wits
- I love star wars!
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
- I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
- I never understood that part of the bibile
- I only wanted a cheeseburger
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I sentence you to deliciousness!
- I solved the debt crisis!
- I still say it looks White and Gold!
- I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
- I think I can... I think I can
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
- I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
- I think there's something here
- I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
- I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
- I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
- I thought it was a good idea at the time
- I thought it would be bigger
- I thought of it, and it happened
- I thought this ball pit would be more fun
- I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
- I used to be like... but then i was all...
- I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- I was just trying to install freebsd...
- I was late
- I welcome our event-driven overlords
- I will take that one please
- I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
- I wish I could ride in a balloon
- I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- I'd call this experiment a success.
- I'd tap dat.
- I'll catch it one day
- I'll never fit in!
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm a wizard!
- I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
- I'm lost without your love, baby
- I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
- I'm never going on chatroulette again
- I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
- I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
- I'm not even mad. that's amazing
- I'm ready!
- I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
- I've been robbed!
- I've discovered a new clean-power source
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
- I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
- IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- If you're brave enough...
- If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
- Ikea art
- In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- In my dreams I'm always strong
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- International relationships are getting worse
- Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
- Is that a new pokemon?
- Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
- Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- Is this too cheesy?
- It is never safe.
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It seemed better in my head
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- It was the rational response
- It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
- It's a Finger trap
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- It's bigger after you put it together.
- It's not a good part of town
- It's smaller on the outside
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- Jugghead got nothing on me :p
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- Just a little more to the right
- Just another day in paradise
- Just combing my M.C. Escher
- Just one of those days
- Just some home decorating
- Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
- Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
- Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
- Legal Issues
- Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- Let's have a blinking contest
- Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
- Life is a matter of perspective, really.
- Light traffic today.
- Like a G6, baby, like a g6
- Like my new nails?
- Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
- London
- Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
- Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
- Look at me jumping!
- Look at my dollar coin
- Look at my new blue dress!
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- Lost in Space...
- Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
- MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
- MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
- Macklemore concert was awesome!
- Made in god's own image, yessiree!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making a selfie.
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Man, it's windy
- Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- Mari-OH
- Maths are hard
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- Me, before the topical ointment
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Mentos and lava
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minimalist cat
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mistakes were made.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
- Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
- Monday mornings
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
- Moses lied to me.
- Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
- Muahahahahahah
- My 7 picture is upside down
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My baby is learning how to write!
- My boyfriend finally proposed!
- My cat barfed this out
- My cat is cuter than yours.
- My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
- My clothes need a wash...
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- My gout's acting up again
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- My house is my castle
- My new cat is awesome
- My new neighbor seems a bit odd
- My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
- My new tattoo
- My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
- My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
- My nose will grow now.
- My parents took away my phone privileges
- My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
- My selfie stick broke.
- My tastes are very... singular
- My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
- Myspace tom to ground control-
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- NO. JUST NO.
- NUTS!
- Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
- Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
- Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
- Never gonna give you up...
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New amazon product
- New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New false color imagery from mars curiousity
- New haircut!
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
- New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
- Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
- No guitar without a sombrero
- No lie, this is delicious
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- Not Again :(
- Not a fruit
- Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Note: HUGE SUCCess
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Now turn it upside-down
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- OMG Becky look at her butt
- OMG I cannot even
- OMG! Kittens!
- OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
- Office gamification has got out of hand.
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- Oh No! Not again!
- Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
- Oh god is it still following me?
- Oh here we go
- Oh no! Not Again.
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
- One of the less popular Transformers.
- One of these things doesn't belong.
- One of those mornings...
- One year ago I looked like this
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- Oops.
- Optimus prime was having a bad day.
- Otters. They are the craziest.
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our proudest moment
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Ow.
- Oy, my giblets!
- PARKOUR IN ACTION
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- Pac-man's missing piece
- Pants Optional
- Park and ride
- Parlez vous Francais?
- Penguins are people too #equality
- Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
- Perspective issues
- Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
- Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- Picked this up at the thrift shop
- Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
- Picking mushrooms
- Pintsize what are you doing?!
- Pizza TIME
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- PostPostModern art
- Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
- Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
- Press 'continue' to abort.
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
- Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
- Putin Putin in orbit
- Quite.
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
- Ramen is squishy and soft
- Real Eyes Realize real lies.
- Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
- Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
- Roadrunner is the new transport minister
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- Robots in much better disguise
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- SPAAAAAAAAcE
- Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- Sarlac ball pit!
- Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
- Screw it, here's a cat pic
- See a carrot deflate a pool ball
- See it again in slo mo
- Self Portrait: Complete.
- Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
- Selfie in the morning
- Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
- Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
- Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
- Snowman accident
- So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
- So long and thanks for all the fish!
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
- So thats What Jesus did
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- So, it has come to this...
- So, this happened.
- So... those were real
- So...Magnets, right?
- Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
- Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- Sorry for the potato quality.
- Spaaaaaaaace!
- Space from my window
- Spiders. Nope.
- Spring has sprang
- Starbucks <3 <3 <3
- Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Step 1: Jump the shark.
- Steve is realxing
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
- Stop stalin and make up your mind
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
- Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- TANSTAAFL... Mostly
- THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
- THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- Target Found.
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- Thanks!
- That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That sweater is so 2013
- That was one hell of a party last night.
- That was when things started to get a little weird.
- That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
- That's just not very funny
- That's not a nut!
- That's too much, man!
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
- The French space program
- The HORROR!
- The Little Borg Prince
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- The Zebra was lying down
- The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The best brick joke possible.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The building blocks of life
- The cat brought in another bird.
- The choice is simple.
- The dark helps me see in the carrots
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
- The dress is black and white!
- The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
- The ents met the triffids
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- The horrors of war
- The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- The last thing we see before we die
- The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
- The magic smoke escaped :(
- The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
- The moon landing was a lie
- The moon looks weird today
- The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
- The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
- The newest Olympic sport
- The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
- The prophecy was true!
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- The secret to infinite storage space
- The side of my car. #roadrage
- The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- The strangest thing subway ever gave me
- The time has come.
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The unforgiving war on health
- The view outside of my airplane window.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- The weight of life in a starry landscape
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- There goes the neighborhood...
- There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
- These cravings will never stop
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- They see me rolling, they hating
- They're all watching me
- Things Lost in couch cushions
- This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- This explains everything
- This explains it all
- This guy...
- This is a cat
- This is a good idea
- This is exactly what you think it is
- This is how we celebrate easter usually
- This is how you get ants!
- This is just like my 5th birthday party.
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
- This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
- This is twitter, right? #confused
- This is what I do on friday evenings now
- This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
- This is what happiness looks like
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why I'm not an EMT
- This is why we can't have good things
- This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
- This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
- This needs a motivational text
- This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
- This one weird object blocks out the light!
- This photo mooves me
- This photo was taken from my basement
- This photo was taken from my iphone
- This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
- This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
- This will require more delta-V than we expected.
- Threaten large birds... check.
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- To the victor go the spoils.
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
- Too many quixotes, not enough giants
- Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
- Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
- Travel the length of these massive bison
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- Trees on a hill #nofilter
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- Triumph. Pure triumph.
- True Self-Control
- Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
- Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
- Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
- Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
- Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
- Tycoon Simulator 2015
- USB SUX
- Ugh, i'll never understand art.
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- Use the force responsibly.
- Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
- Visited mom today
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
- WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
- WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- WHY WHY WHY #WHY
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- WTF!?
- Wait ... what? I don't even...
- Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
- Wait for it...
- Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
- Wait, you can see that too
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
- We are not men. we are devo.
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- We didn't start the fire
- We live in a golden age!
- We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
- We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
- We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
- We've given up trying to justify this.
- We've got a problem
- Weeeee!!!
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
- Well, now this is a thing.
- Well, this is a puzzling development.
- Welp, there's your problem
- WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
- Whale Selfie!
- What a beautiful time to be alive!
- What are pixels?
- What are you, a dictionary?
- What could go wrong?
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
- What's this thing here in the bathroom?
- What, Me worry?
- What? It's always that color.
- When everything looks like a hammer
- When in doubt, just blow on it!
- When pandas have nightmares
- When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
- Where are the three sea shells?
- Where did THAT come from?
- Where did this road come from?!?
- Where do I plug this in?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- Who came first?
- Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
- Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
- Who stepped on my pop tart?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- Who's that Pokémon?
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- Why did it have to end this Way?
- Why did the cypress cross the road?
- Why do dogs like this?
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why potato why?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- Why?
- Woops, miscounted. sorry.
- Worst pokemon ever
- Worth it for the karma.
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow, did you see that??!!
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- YES
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
- Yeah... never gonna happen
- Yes, I followed the instructions!
- You are not a good person
- You must be new here.
- You want to know how i got these scars?
- You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- Zoidgebra 101
- [Metal Gear sound effect]
- [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
- [user was banned for this text]
- a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- about to die lol
- ack
- amazons newest delivery method
- ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
- and suddenly, popcorn
- and then there were nine
- and to think this is where it all started
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
- apple's new offering: iscream
- are you sure this is a commandline?
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
- at times like this i ask, "why me?"
- australia is not NZ!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- bURMA sHAVE!
- back on tinder!
- been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
- best republican caucus ever!
- big ben is going down.
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
- bit nosy, aren't you?
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- bowTieght!
- breakfast in 'merica
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- check out my new sauron fanfic
- check out my usb sword!
- clever girl.....
- come on, put on the slippers.
- conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
- cowabunga, dudes!
- crawling and texting #badcombination
- crenellate good times, c'Mon!
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- dOG SHAMING
- damn tree!
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- diy abortion
- does my ass look big in this?
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- duckface is the new radians
- emergency butter delivery
- engage!
- ever get the feeling you're being watched?
- every breath you take, every move you make
- everyday i'm shoveling
- everything makes sense now
- father & daughter re-unite!
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- finally got that squid stache
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- food crisis strategy
- for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
- for science!
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- found this on google maps earlier.
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
- furrowed mustache
- get your ass to mars
- go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
- go home elephant you are drunk
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- gotta take big ben down a peg
- ha ha ha... no.
- haha oh my cat
- havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
- hello darkness my old friend
- help wanted. inquire within.
- hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
- hobbitses
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
- how do I take photos with this?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- i broke it
- i can't form the words to describe such beauty
- i do the same thing at frat parties
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
- i donna think it means what you think it means
- i hate it when this happens
- i have a bad feeling about this.
- i just want to do existential things with my friends
- i love a good featureless white void
- i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
- i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- i pushed this. was that bad?
- i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
- i think i need to get out more.
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- i wonder why you left me here.
- i'll never get tired of this.
- i'm just surprised it took this long.
- i'm now 75% more efficient
- i've never felt so alone.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- in line at the dmv
- in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- in theathers, close to you
- intertial reference frame, activate!
- is good idea yes
- is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
- is this illegal?
- is this just a fantasy?
- it all fits together, guys!
- it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
- it makes sense if you think about it
- it was an odd place to find a stop sign
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- it's in a good part of town
- it's like rain on your wedding day!
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- just playing with my pet
- kang, do i look good in this?
- keep on truckin...
- ksp mission success
- ladies
- last march of the ents
- leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
- like my new haircut?
- london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
- look at my new dog!
- look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
- look ma, no hands!
- look what happened to my satellite
- look what i found underneath my pillow
- love it!
- love it!"...The Aristocrats."
- mYTH BUSTED!
- mario Kart is harder in real life
- married a cat
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- me and all my friends
- memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
- modest pile of dinosaurs
- monkey movember
- my castles stand on pillars of sand
- my cat got into the *other* catnip
- my children will never understand me
- my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- my lasik didn't go so well.
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- my new duvet cover!
- my new haircut only exists in another dimension
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- my time machine isn't working again! D:
- my toothache has got worse recently
- my wonderful dad!
- nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
- nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
- now you're hungry too.
- obsession is a dangerous thing
- oh I feel a yearning so bad
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- oh look, a penny
- oh no you didn't
- omfg, space bugs
- one does not simply wok into mordor
- one electrocution can ruin your entire day
- only 90s kids will get this!
- onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
- oompa loompa diggeti doo
- oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- passed another hitch hiker
- peeling back the pages of history
- photo proof for you skeptics out there
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
- play it cool
- product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
- prototype soccer ball
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- real letters have curves #Serif
- really not how I thought I would die
- rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
- release the kraken
- results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
- reverse et
- rm -rf /
- rodeo!!
- run little ghost, run!
- sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- school's out!
- searching for brain, found this instead
- sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
- share and enjoy
- should i see a doctor about this?
- smiling is for optimists
- so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
- so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
- so. sick. of. this. pic.
- some men just want to watch the world burn.
- someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
- someone take this banana off my face
- sorry dad
- stay away from my eggcorns
- step one: cut a hole in the box
- still better than last year in ottawa
- stipple slash of saturn
- stork carrying a babby rabbit!
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- take that atheists
- take two, they are small
- taken from earth orbit
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- that's me!
- that's one nasty burn!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- the charge of the light brigade
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- the dog scanned my homework
- the event horizon returned
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- the game begins...
- the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
- the hills have eyes
- the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
- the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
- the new usb feels like a step backward
- the only people for me are the mad ones
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- the way of the future
- the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
- their love was doomed from the start...
- there snow such thing as global warming
- they dont need us anymore
- they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
- they said be careful, we said yolo
- they told me carrots were good for eye health
- they're all dead, dave.
- this didn't last long.
- this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
- this guy keeps following me
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- this is not what i meant it to be
- this is the weirdest hickey.
- this one's over 15 kt bitches!
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- those weren't Altoids.
- throwing epic shade!
- tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
- too much lens flare?
- too much right beef
- toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
- trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- two great tastes that go great together
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- unhappy in space
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
- walked in on my roommate being terrifying
- watch me become the next favorite kardashian
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- we have the technology.
- we sail the ocean orange
- welcome to Argentina
- welcome to the internet
- welcome to the space jam
- well, so much for the space program
- well, this really puts things in perspective.
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- what to have for breakfast?
- where do all the cheetos go
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- who do you think I am?
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
- worst horse ever :(
- worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
- wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- you know, for kids
- you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
- ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
- “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
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The captions to choose from for a single image (318 have not been found in the feed)
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- "...The Aristocrats."
- "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
- "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
- "Bake him away, toys"
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Cat-like Reflexes"
- "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
- "I am So. Much. More."
- "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
- "Space duckin'" By led blimp
- "The colour out of space" and black.
- "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
- #720_no_scope
- #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- #BROKEN
- #CATSANDBIRDS
- #Compromise
- #DANGERZONE
- #DARE to #DREAM
- #Donthate #Truelove
- #DrinkSaltwater
- #GOD
- #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
- #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
- #Hopeicanfly
- #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
- #Long_Exposure
- #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
- #Nailpolish
- #Photobomb
- #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- #Toobigtofall
- #awefullyNicetractsofland
- #bedhead
- #blessed
- #bornthisway
- #caturday
- #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
- #comfortfood
- #delfie
- #drbalanced
- #duckface
- #essentialsupplies
- #fallingfromorbit
- #flavorbomb
- #giganticflower #headshot
- #gps be like
- #hashtag
- #hoax
- #illuminati
- #imnotracistbut
- #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
- #justnasathings
- #lifehacks
- #livefeed #colonoscopy
- #lolcats
- #me #throwbackthursday
- #newhipsterbike
- #nofilter
- #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- #nomakeup #justnatural
- #nomakeup #natural
- #notallmen
- #notamodel #nofilter
- #onering #fuckhobbits
- #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
- #parsnipandoldlace
- #rememberthetitans
- #satellite #navigation
- #saturday #memories #beautiful
- #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
- #selfie #imatree #thuglife
- #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
- #stublife
- #sudowoodoproblems
- #teamplayer
- #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
- #this_is_sparta
- #toothproblems
- #twinsies
- #vampiremirrorselfie
- 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
- 'Murica, hell yeah!
- ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
- *Darth Vader Breathing*
- *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
- *Tips fedora*
- ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
- ...And then we decided it was time to leave
- ...Freudian sense tingling...
- ...monsters from the id...
- 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
- 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
- 2pm and i'm not drunk yet
- 3 year olds first lego experience
- 4 8 15 16 23 42
- 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
- 5th of November went too far this year
- 8.5 hours later...
- 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall
- 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
- :-(
- <3 hanging out with saruman
- >< ))*>
- ?????????????
- A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
- A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
- A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
- A delicate pear
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- A window into my soul
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
- ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
- AGHHHHH
- AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
- AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
- ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
- AUUUGH
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- Aaaaaargh
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- Aesthetic.
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- Alan?
- All flesh is grass
- All my selfies be like
- All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
- All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Allons-Y!
- Always get a full nights rest
- Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
- Am I a Pokemon?
- Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
- Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
- Amirite??
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- An eight-stringed octopus?
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- And so the hunt begins!
- And the least of the five evils is....
- And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
- Angry sofa is angry.
- Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
- Another one bites the dust
- Another victim of 'got your nose!'
- Antimater Universe wants a hug.
- Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
- Any hatchlings in here?
- Anyone craving some soup right about now?
- Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
- Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
- Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
- Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
- April Fools!
- Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
- Are you feeling lucky, punk?
- Are you kidding me?
- As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
- As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
- As viewed on a Macintosh plus
- As you can see It's windy out here
- Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
- Asteroids hate him!
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- At least it stopped bleeding acid
- At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
- Attracted to black holes, HELP!
- Aw, yisss!
- Aww, honey, don't cry...
- Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
- Ayyyy LMAO!
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- BANANANANANANANANANA
- BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
- BDSM bringing another relationship together
- Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
- Banana invasion in progress
- Bangarang Motherfuckers
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Bazookateer crossing
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Before his untimely death.
- Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
- Belgium
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
- Best map projection ever
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- Beyond Level 256...
- Big Bird, An orwellian Short
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- Bird seed companies HATE him
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- Birds: secretly a type of banana.
- Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black begins and wins.
- Black box recorder
- Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
- Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
- Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
- Bomber one on approach
- Bonehenge
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
- Bulls don't often sit like this!
- Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
- Burnination? Huh?
- Burrito night
- But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
- But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
- CERN proves existence of "the force"
- CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
- Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
- Can't believe what I almost threw away!
- Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt
- Cant explain that
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Car broke down on the side of the highway.
- Car tiddlywinks proves success
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- Cat tax paid
- Catman
- Ce n'est pas un canard
- CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
- Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
- Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- Check out my new sonic oc!
- Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
- Choose your snuggle toy
- Christ, what an asshole.
- Click "Like" when you see it!
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Click to show secret text
- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
- Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
- Come on party people, put your hands together
- Come with me on a journey into time and space
- Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
- Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
- Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
- Copernicus: The early years
- Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
- Crocodile Pink Eye
- Cruise Kingdom
- Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
- Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
- DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
- DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
- DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- Da_FEELS###!
- Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
- Damn, two o'clock already?
- Dance contest! #YOLO
- Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
- Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
- Dawn of the Bread
- Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
- Dawn: The Final day
- Day 12: it's going well I think
- Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
- Daylight spending time!
- Deal with it
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
- Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
- Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
- Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
- Do I look fat in this photo?
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do my feet smell?
- Do the Harlem Shake
- Do you care to #engage with this #content
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- Do you have a lighter?
- Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
- Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
- Does anyone know why it is doing this?
- Does my eye look bloodshot?
- Does my hair look like it's thinning?
- Does this look infected?
- Does this look like pink eye to you?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Dominos delivers!
- Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
- Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
- Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
- Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
- Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
- Don't have a cow, man
- Don't inhale!
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
- Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
- Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
- Down time
- Dryads. that is all.
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- DuckDuckGoes!
- Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
- Dude! Dude? Dude.
- Dude, I can totally catch this!
- Dude, where's my car?
- EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
- ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
- Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
- Early stages of Giraffe evolution
- Eat my shorts
- Eating my breakfast!
- Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
- Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
- Et boum! C'est le choc!
- Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
- Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- Everything maKes perfect sense now.
- Everything truly IS awesome!
- Evolution of puzzles
- Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
- Exes, am I right?
- Existance is an illusion
- FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
- FENTON!!! FENTON!
- FML
- FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
- FUCK NOT AGAIN
- Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
- Fancy
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- Field Trip!
- File not found ... creating fake file...
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- Finally here!
- Finally, new tires
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
- First day at school
- First day of school.
- First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- First time posting, please be nice
- First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
- Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- Flat file viewing
- Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
- Flying fish had no affect on it
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- Foiled again by the bell curve
- For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
- Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
- Found this in my garden, wtf?
- Found this mushroom, thought of you
- Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
- Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- Fucking CAKE
- Fulfilling western ideals!
- Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
- GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
- George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- Get that camera out of my face!
- Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
- Go purr yourself!
- Goldilocks party!
- Goodnight moon
- Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
- Got your nose!
- Gotta catch em all.
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- Great ScotT!
- Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
- Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
- Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
- Guess that "sun" was really important after all
- Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
- Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
- HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
- HELP I'M just a pheasant
- HODOR!
- Had to settle for a beard
- Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
- Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, M C Escher
- Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
- Has science gone too far?
- Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
- Hat in the cat strike back!
- Have fun in the Alps lol
- Have fun stormin' da castle.
- Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- He left me! :ccc
- He nailed it!
- He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
- He was never seen again
- He's been there for three days
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- Help! HELP! I need an adult
- Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
- Here comes the sun, do do do do...
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
- Hey guys, watch this
- Hey there cutie
- Hey! My cloaca is down here!
- Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- High Bro, five.
- Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
- Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
- Holy Meals on Wheels
- Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- Hope that wasn't a granny knot
- Hoping this makes it past customs
- Houston, we are the problem
- Hoverboard to full power!
- How did I get here?
- How did I get here?!?
- How did the mars rover get here?
- How does this work again?
- How is this still a thing?
- How many can there be?
- How much absinthe did you say was in this?
- How's My new haircut?
- Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
- I think I need new glasses.
- I 'M out of the acorn
- I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
- I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
- I CHOOSE YOU!
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
- I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
- I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
- I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
- I always fast forward through this part.
- I am a beautiful person.
- I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
- I am infinite. i am eternal.
- I am the creator.
- I believe in an afterbirth.
- I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
- I blame lack of regulation
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I broke cookie clicker...
- I broke the etch & sketch
- I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
- I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
- I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
- I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
- I can has cheezburger?
- I can jump that far!
- I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I can walk on my hands
- I can't believe it's not cake batter
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
- I don't get it either.
- I don't know
- I don't know how to play...
- I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
- I don't regret pressing the button
- I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I don't think that's supposed to go there...
- I don't think this is working
- I don't want to set the world on fire
- I dream of death
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
- I fixed it guys
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I forgot to get a plane
- I forgot to turn the tap off lol
- I fought the law. They won
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- I found it!!!!!!!
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I found this little guy in the woods near my house
- I got a new geigerteller
- I got the job!
- I got this in the mail today
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- I has a sad
- I hate the carnival so much right now
- I hate this channel
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I hate waking up from a really good dream
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I have never been happy
- I have tasted many fish
- I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
- I hope he's not hungry
- I just bought this
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I just don't get recursion.
- I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
- I just want to watch the world burn
- I knew I nailed it!
- I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
- I knew pi would lead to this
- I knew there would be side effects
- I like this picture
- I loled my head off!!!
- I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
- I lost my tooth
- I lost my wits
- I lost my wrist
- I love star wars!
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- I mistook myself for a bird
- I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
- I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
- I never understood that part of the bibile
- I only wanted a cheeseburger
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I sentence you to deliciousness!
- I should really separate those
- I solved the debt crisis!
- I still say it looks White and Gold!
- I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
- I think I can... I think I can
- I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think i lost my dorsal fin
- I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
- I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
- I think there's something here
- I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
- I think this is the wrong python script
- I think we deserved it.
- I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
- I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
- I thought it was a good idea at the time
- I thought it would be bigger
- I thought of it, and it happened
- I thought this ball pit would be more fun
- I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
- I used to be like... but then i was all...
- I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
- I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
- I was just trying to install freebsd...
- I was late
- I welcome our event-driven overlords
- I will take that one please
- I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
- I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
- I wish I could ride in a balloon
- I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
- I wonder if it will be friends with me
- I wonder what will this lead to...
- I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- I'd call this experiment a success.
- I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
- I'd take the stairs, but...
- I'd tap dat.
- I'd tap that
- I'll catch it one day
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
- I'll never fit in!
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
- I'm a Real Boy!
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm a wizard!
- I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
- I'm going to be smashed to bits
- I'm lost without your love, baby
- I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
- I'm never going on chatroulette again
- I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
- I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
- I'm not even mad. that's amazing
- I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
- I'm ready!
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
- I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
- I've been robbed!
- I've discovered a new clean-power source
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- I've never felt so empty before
- I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
- I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
- IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
- IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- If you're brave enough...
- If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
- If you've got a moustache...
- Ikea art
- In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
- In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
- In my dreams I'm always strong
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- Initiate evasive maneuver!
- Insert a turnip into the serial port.
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- International relationships are getting worse
- Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
- Is it really today, already?
- Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
- Is that a new pokemon?
- Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
- Is there a bee on my nose?
- Is there really any point? FML
- Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- Is this too cheesy?
- It is never safe.
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It seemed better in my head
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- It was the rational response
- It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
- It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
- It's a Finger trap
- It's a cat ass trophy
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- It's bigger after you put it together.
- It's not a good part of town
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
- It's smaller on the outside
- It's the little things
- Jesus Wept
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
- Job interview today.
- John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
- John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- Jugghead got nothing on me :p
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- Just a little more to the right
- Just another day in paradise
- Just combing my M.C. Escher
- Just hangin' around
- Just one of those days
- Just some home decorating
- Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
- Khan!
- Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
- Lack of cucumbers
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
- Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
- Legal Issues
- Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
- Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- Let's have a blinking contest
- Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
- Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
- Life is a matter of perspective, really.
- Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
- Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
- Life on the moon.
- Life outside the matrix
- Light traffic today.
- Like a G6, baby, like a g6
- Like my new nails?
- Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
- London
- Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
- Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
- Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
- Look at me jumping!
- Look at my dollar coin
- Look at my new blue dress!
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Look man, it's never gonna happen
- Look out!
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
- Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
- Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
- Lost in Space...
- Love is creepy
- Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
- Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
- MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
- MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
- Macklemore concert was awesome!
- Made in god's own image, yessiree!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making a selfie.
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
- Man in the Moon slumming
- Man or mouse? No need to decide!
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Man, it's windy
- Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- Mari-OH
- Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
- Massive orgy reaches climax
- Maths are hard
- Max gentleman
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
- Me llamo t-bone
- Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
- Me, before the topical ointment
- Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
- Mentos and lava
- Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
- Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
- Minimalist cat
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mistakes were made.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
- Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
- Monday mornings
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
- Moses lied to me.
- Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
- Muahahahahahah
- My 7 picture is upside down
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- My baby is learning how to write!
- My boyfriend finally proposed!
- My cat barfed this out
- My cat is cuter than yours.
- My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
- My clothes need a wash...
- My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
- My dad in the army
- My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- My first selfie!
- My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
- My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts?
- My gout's acting up again
- My halloween costume
- My hero
- My hobby: photography
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- My house is my castle
- My new cat is awesome
- My new haircut!
- My new neighbor seems a bit odd
- My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
- My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
- My new tattoo
- My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
- My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
- My nose will grow now.
- My parents took away my phone privileges
- My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
- My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
- My selfie stick broke.
- My server cooling system.
- My tastes are very... singular
- My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
- Myspace tom to ground control-
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- NICE MULTIPANTS
- NO. JUST NO.
- NUTS!
- Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
- Nasa is fully funded
- Need a Haircut
- Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
- Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
- Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
- Never gonna give you up...
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New Super Mario bros in real life!
- New amazon product
- New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New car flipping world record set
- New false color imagery from mars curiousity
- New haircut!
- New headcanon:
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
- New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
- New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
- Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
- No guitar without a sombrero
- No lie, this is delicious
- No more sorrow!
- No regrets on this new roofing material
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
- Nom nom nom
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- Not Again :(
- Not a fruit
- Not as healthy as it looks
- Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Note: HUGE SUCCess
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
- Now turn it upside-down
- Now we play... the most dangerous game
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
- Nutritionists hate this simple trick
- OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- OMG Becky look at her butt
- OMG I cannot even
- OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
- OMG! Kittens!
- OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
- Obama pardons Santa claus
- Office gamification has got out of hand.
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- Oh No! Not again!
- Oh bother not again
- Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
- Oh god is it still following me?
- Oh here we go
- Oh no! Not Again.
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- Oh shit, not again.
- Oh, Canada...
- Oh, that's where I left them!
- Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
- On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
- On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
- One of the less popular Transformers.
- One of these things doesn't belong.
- One of those mornings...
- One year ago I looked like this
- Only 90s kids will remember
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
- Oops.
- Open wide!
- Optimus prime was having a bad day.
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our proudest moment
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Ow.
- Oy, my giblets!
- PARKOUR IN ACTION
- PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
- Pac-man's missing piece
- Pants Optional
- Park and ride
- Parlez vous Francais?
- Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
- Penguins are people too #equality
- Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
- Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
- Perspective issues
- Philae lander found!
- Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
- Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- Picked this up at the thrift shop
- Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
- Picking mushrooms
- Pintsize what are you doing?!
- Pizza TIME
- Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
- Please send help.
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- PostPostModern art
- Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
- Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
- Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
- Press 'continue' to abort.
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- Prius Love
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- Proof: loch ness monster.
- Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
- Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
- QWANTZ Fanfic
- Quite.
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
- Ramen is squishy and soft
- Real Eyes Realize real lies.
- Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
- Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
- Roadrunner is the new transport minister
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- Robots in much better disguise
- Rock, paper, FACE
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
- SIDE GOER 4
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
- SOmething went wrong while shaving...
- SPAAAAAAAAcE
- SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
- SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
- Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
- Sarlac ball pit!
- Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
- Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
- Screw it, here's a cat pic
- See a carrot deflate a pool ball
- See it again in slo mo
- Self Portrait: Complete.
- Selfie #Nofilter
- Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
- Selfie in the morning
- She's got interesting taste in men.
- Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
- Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
- Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
- Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
- Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
- Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
- Snowman accident
- So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
- So long and thanks for all the fish!
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
- So thats What Jesus did
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
- So, it has come to this...
- So, this happened.
- So... those were real
- So...Magnets, right?
- Solo Thumbwar
- Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- Something seems to be wrong with my car
- Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
- Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- Soon. Soon...
- Sorry for the potato quality.
- Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
- Spaaaaaaaace!
- Space from my window
- Spiders. Nope.
- Spring has sprang
- Stalemate
- Starbucks <3 <3 <3
- Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Step 1: Jump the shark.
- Steve is realxing
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
- Stop stalin and make up your mind
- Stop! Hammer time!
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
- Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
- Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
- Sun deflation: optimal
- Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- TANSTAAFL... Mostly
- THAT'S NO MOON
- THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
- THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
- THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
- THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
- THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
- THis is a love/hate poem.
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- Take my money!
- Talking to my fans...
- Tamper-Proof
- Target Found.
- Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
- Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
- Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
- Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- Thanks Obama!
- Thanks!
- That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
- That is one dapper bird.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That makes me very angry...
- That sweater is so 2013
- That was one hell of a party last night.
- That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
- That was when things started to get a little weird.
- That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
- That's gonna hurt on the way out
- That's just not very funny
- That's not a chicken
- That's not a nut!
- That's too much, man!
- The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
- The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
- The French space program
- The HORROR!
- The Little Borg Prince
- The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- The Prodigy is in town!
- The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
- The Zebra was lying down
- The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The best brick joke possible.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The building blocks of life
- The castle was in you, all along!
- The cat brought in another bird.
- The choice is simple.
- The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
- The dark helps me see in the carrots
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
- The dress is black and white!
- The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
- The ents met the triffids
- The evolution of fun
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- The hills are alive!
- The horrors of war
- The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
- The infamous Snow-muon.
- The knids are hungry
- The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
- The last thing we see before we die
- The last thing you see before you die
- The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
- The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
- The little prince is full of siht
- The magic smoke escaped :(
- The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
- The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
- The moon landing was a lie
- The moon looks weird today
- The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
- The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
- The newest Olympic sport
- The next generation of crypto currencies
- The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
- The prophecy was true!
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- The rook is getting closer. Help me.
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- The secret to infinite storage space
- The side of my car. #roadrage
- The signal came from this sector
- The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- The strangest thing subway ever gave me
- The taste stays with you forever
- The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
- The time has come.
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
- The unforgiving war on health
- The view outside of my airplane window.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- The weight of life in a starry landscape
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
- There goes the neighborhood...
- There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
- There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
- These aren't my sandwiches
- These cravings will never stop
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
- They see me rolling, they hating
- They're all watching me
- They're watching us.
- Things Lost in couch cushions
- This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This caught my eye
- This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- This elevator has no 'down'!
- This explains everything
- This explains it all
- This guy...
- This is a cat
- This is a good idea
- This is exactly what you think it is
- This is how we celebrate easter usually
- This is how you get ants!
- This is just like my 5th birthday party.
- This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
- This is no cave
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is still what I had for breakfast
- This is symbolic.
- This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
- This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
- This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
- This is twitter, right? #confused
- This is what I do on friday evenings now
- This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
- This is what happiness looks like
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why I'm not an EMT
- This is why we can't have good things
- This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
- This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
- This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
- This needs a motivational text
- This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
- This one weird object blocks out the light!
- This photo mooves me
- This photo was taken from my basement
- This photo was taken from my iphone
- This squirrel really knows how to cook
- This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
- This was the most unkindest cut of all
- This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
- This will make sense if you look at it upside down
- This will require more delta-V than we expected.
- This would be a great Emoji
- Threaten large birds... check.
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
- To get to the other tree and leaf!
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- To the victor go the spoils.
- To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
- Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
- Too many in line. I'll come back later.
- Too many potatoes, not enough butter
- Too many quixotes, not enough giants
- Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
- Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
- Top of the world
- Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
- Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
- Travel the length of these massive bison
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- Trees on a hill #nofilter
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- Triumph. Pure triumph.
- True Self-Control
- Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
- Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
- Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
- Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
- Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
- Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
- Tycoon Simulator 2015
- USB SUX
- Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
- Ugh, i'll never understand art.
- Uglier than modern art
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- Use the force responsibly.
- Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
- Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
- Vegans gonna hate
- Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
- Visited mom today
- Visual representation of Dubstep
- WARRRBLGARBL
- WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
- WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
- WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- WHY WHY WHY #WHY
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- WTF!?
- Wait ... what? I don't even...
- Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
- Wait for it...
- Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
- Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
- Wait, you can see that too
- Waiting on hold with the insurance company
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- Wake up, sheeple.
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
- Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
- We are not men. we are devo.
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- We didn't start the fire
- We fell upstairs and exploded.
- We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
- We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
- We live in a golden age!
- We look into each other's eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
- We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
- We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
- We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
- We've given up trying to justify this.
- We've got a problem
- Weather's Crazy today
- Weeeee!!!
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
- Well, now this is a thing.
- Well, this is a puzzling development.
- Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
- Welp, there's your problem
- WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
- Whale Selfie!
- What a beautiful time to be alive!
- What are pixels?
- What are you, a dictionary?
- What could go wrong?
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
- What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
- What do you see? I see a cat!
- What has science done?!
- What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
- What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
- What in the hell was I thinking ?
- What is your Pony Personality?
- What's this thing here in the bathroom?
- What, Me worry?
- What? It's always that color.
- When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
- When everything looks like a hammer
- When in doubt, just blow on it!
- When pandas have nightmares
- When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
- When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
- When you get a perfect score on your test
- Where are the three sea shells?
- Where did THAT come from?
- Where did this road come from?!?
- Where do I plug this in?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- Who came first?
- Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
- Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
- Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
- Who stepped on my pop tart?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- Who's that Pokémon?
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why can't I eat all this chicken?
- Why did it have to end this Way?
- Why did the cypress cross the road?
- Why do dogs like this?
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why potato why?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- Why?
- Woops, miscounted. sorry.
- Words, words, words
- Works fine with a custom linux kernel
- Worst pokemon ever
- Worth it for the karma.
- Would you like to play a game?
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow, did you see that??!!
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- YES
- YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
- Yeah... never gonna happen
- Yes, I followed the instructions!
- Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
- Yesterday was not good
- You are not a good person
- You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
- You did what in my tuba?
- You must be new here.
- You want to know how i got these scars?
- You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
- Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
- Zeus takes his revenge
- Zoidgebra 101
- [Metal Gear sound effect]
- [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
- [user was banned for this text]
- a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- a spherical cow
- about to die lol
- ack
- actually, around here we itemize our taxes
- alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
- almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
- always darekst before the dawn
- amazons newest delivery method
- ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
- and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
- and suddenly, popcorn
- and then there were nine
- and to think this is where it all started
- another day on california public transportation
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
- apple's new offering: iscream
- are you sure this is a commandline?
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
- at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
- at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
- at times like this i ask, "why me?"
- australia is not NZ!
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- awkward! . . .
- bURMA sHAVE!
- back on tinder!
- been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
- best day evar!!!!
- best republican caucus ever!
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- big ben is going down.
- big data strikes back
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
- bit nosy, aren't you?
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- bob ross has only become more powerful in death
- bowTieght!
- breakfast in 'merica
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- capes are in fashion
- captcha: Enter picture description
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- cest ne pas un pipe
- check out my new pet
- check out my new sauron fanfic
- check out my usb sword!
- clever girl.....
- come at me, pro!
- come on, put on the slippers.
- conserve yours until the last possible second
- conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
- could anyone help me find my contacts?
- cowabunga dude
- cowabunga, dudes!
- crawling and texting #badcombination
- crenellate good times, c'Mon!
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- curiosity fed the cat
- cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
- dOG SHAMING
- damn tree!
- damn. that squirrel's got a ball
- damned ninjas
- damnit, another drunken tree in the road
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
- devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
- did this exist as a microwave?
- discovered a new shortcut for making toast
- diy abortion
- do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
- does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
- does my ass look big in this?
- don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
- don't worry, it's part of my plan!
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- drill baby drill!
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- duckface is the new radians
- elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
- emergency butter delivery
- engage!
- even the sun cowers in fear!
- ever get the feeling you're being watched?
- every breath you take, every move you make
- everyday i'm shoveling
- everything makes sense now
- father & daughter re-unite!
- feeding my pet
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
- finally got that squid stache
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
- food crisis strategy
- for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
- for science!
- for you
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- found this on google maps earlier.
- fourier transforms are too hard!!
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
- furrowed mustache
- get your ass to mars
- go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
- go home elephant you are drunk
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- gone fishing
- good old troubleshootin'
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
- gotta take big ben down a peg
- ha ha ha... no.
- haha oh my cat
- has anyone seen my force field generator?
- havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
- he is so cool
- hello darkness my old friend
- hello you're on car talk
- help wanted. inquire within.
- hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
- hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
- hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
- hgghjg
- hobbitses
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
- how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
- how do I take photos with this?
- how do i turn this off?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- i am wearing a bolo tie
- i broke it
- i can't form the words to describe such beauty
- i do the same thing at frat parties
- i don't have time for this!
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
- i hate
- i hate it when this happens
- i have a bad feeling about this.
- i invented a thing
- i just want to do existential things with my friends
- i love a good featureless white void
- i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
- i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- i pushed this. was that bad?
- i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
- i think i need to get out more.
- i think it's working now, ask me anything
- i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- i was gonna eat that
- i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
- i wonder why you left me here.
- i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
- i'll never get tired of this.
- i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
- i'm being ironic
- i'm just surprised it took this long.
- i'm now 75% more efficient
- i'm really diggin' your shovel
- i've made a huge mistake
- i've never felt so alone.
- i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
- im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- in line at the dmv
- in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- in theathers, close to you
- inner city air conditioning
- intertial reference frame, activate!
- introducing the yolo distribution
- is good idea yes
- is it midnight yet?
- is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
- is that a war walrus?
- is the eject button meant to do this?
- is this illegal?
- is this just a fantasy?
- it all fits together, guys!
- it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
- it makes sense if you think about it
- it was an odd place to find a stop sign
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- it's bicycles all the way down
- it's fun to do bad things
- it's in a good part of town
- it's like rain on your wedding day!
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- it's not what you think
- it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
- it's pretty dark in this box
- just another cat video
- just cos()
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
- just look at that motherfucking satellite
- just playing with my pet
- kang, do i look good in this?
- keep on truckin...
- kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
- ksp mission success
- ladies
- last march of the ents
- leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
- leapfrog, anyone?
- like my new haircut?
- linux compatible toaster at last!
- lol, no i didn't jump
- london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
- look at me, i'm from England!
- look at my new dog!
- look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
- look ma, no hands!
- look what happened to my satellite
- look what i found underneath my pillow
- look what the doctors found in me!
- lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
- love it!
- love it!"...The Aristocrats."
- mYTH BUSTED!
- mario Kart is harder in real life
- married a cat
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- me and all my friends
- memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
- mmm...vegemite...
- modest pile of dinosaurs
- monkey movember
- moo!
- my castles stand on pillars of sand
- my cat got into the *other* catnip
- my cat is sick
- my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
- my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
- my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
- my euler circuit is alive!
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- my lasik didn't go so well.
- my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
- my new boss
- my new duvet cover!
- my new haircut only exists in another dimension
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- my taco face
- my time machine isn't working again! D:
- my toothache has got worse recently
- my wonderful dad!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
- new drupal logo
- new member of the family
- new phone who dis
- new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- no matter where we go, its always cold
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
- nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
- now you're hungry too.
- oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
- obsession is a dangerous thing
- oh I feel a yearning so bad
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
- oh look, a penny
- oh no you didn't
- oh, is that godot? Finally...
- omfg, space bugs
- omg too much chiplote
- one does not simply wok into mordor
- one electrocution can ruin your entire day
- only 90 kids will remember this.
- only 90s kids will get this!
- onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
- oompa loompa diggeti doo
- oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- passed another hitch hiker
- peeling back the pages of history
- photo proof for you skeptics out there
- photobombed again
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- picture of my boyfriend
- picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
- play it cool
- pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
- product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
- pronounced duh-jango
- prototype soccer ball
- quack quack, motherflipper
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- real letters have curves #Serif
- really not how I thought I would die
- rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
- release the kraken
- research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
- results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
- reverse et
- reverse microwave oven
- rm -rf /
- rock beats scissors
- rodeo!!
- rofl
- run little ghost, run!
- sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
- sad cow is sad
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- school's out!
- searching for brain, found this instead
- senpai noticed me! ^_^
- sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
- share and enjoy
- share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
- should i see a doctor about this?
- smile for the camera!
- smiling is for optimists
- so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
- so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
- so, scientology...
- so. sick. of. this. pic.
- solve all your problems with hemlock
- some men just want to watch the world burn.
- someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
- someone take this banana off my face
- sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
- sorry dad
- stay away from my eggcorns
- stay out of my house, santa
- step one: cut a hole in the box
- still better than last year in ottawa
- still, i think it was a good idea
- stipple slash of saturn
- stork carrying a babby rabbit!
- straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- such lambda
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- super high intensity training at NORAD
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- take that atheists
- take two, they are small
- taken from earth orbit
- terminal velocity is a myth
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- that's me!
- that's one nasty burn!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- the Uk space agency is making britain proud
- the charge of the light brigade
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- the dog scanned my homework
- the event horizon returned
- the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- the game begins...
- the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
- the hills have eyes
- the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
- the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
- the microsoft promised land
- the new usb feels like a step backward
- the oceans are made of sky tears
- the only people for me are the mad ones
- the prophecy was true !
- the rest is darkness and decay
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
- the way of the future
- the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
- their love was doomed from the start...
- there is none of this left in the men's room #help
- there snow such thing as global warming
- they dont need us anymore
- they had no idea the damage they had done
- they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
- they said be careful, we said yolo
- they said we couldn't play god
- they told me carrots were good for eye health
- they're all dead, dave.
- this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
- this could be improved by laser technology
- this didn't last long.
- this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
- this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
- this guy keeps following me
- this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
- this is just a tribute #thed
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- this is not what i meant it to be
- this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
- this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
- this is the weirdest hickey.
- this one's over 15 kt bitches!
- this plot is odd.
- this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- those weren't Altoids.
- throwing epic shade!
- tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
- today's to do list
- too much lens flare?
- too much right beef
- toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
- transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
- true culprit of global warming!
- truly, i am euphoric
- trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- two great tastes that go great together
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- um no.
- unhappy in space
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
- void main() { fork; }
- wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
- waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
- wake up sheeple!
- walked in on my roommate being terrifying
- watch me become the next favorite kardashian
- watching dune on shrooms
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- we have the technology.
- we sail the ocean orange
- we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
- welcome to Argentina
- welcome to the internet
- welcome to the space jam
- well, so much for the space program
- well, the keys are definitely lost....
- well, this really puts things in perspective.
- what a bummer
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- what if it's a ghost pepper?
- what to have for breakfast?
- what's a lens cap?
- whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
- when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
- when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
- when you see it...
- where do all the cheetos go
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- whiskers expecting a new friend :)
- who do you think I am?
- who sent me a bobcat?
- whoops GPS error
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
- with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
- worst horse ever :(
- worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
- would you choose the microwave over this?
- wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
- yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
- you are the jets beneath my wings
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
- you know what they say about guys with big feet
- you know, for kids
- you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
- you're not as good at this as you think you are.
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- “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
- ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
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- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- Prius Love
- Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
- This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
- Foiled again by the bell curve
- My hero
- Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
- My house is my castle
- anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
- did this exist as a microwave?
- Anyone craving some soup right about now?
- CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
- monkey movember
- #blessed
- Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
- Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
- Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
- "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
- Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
- My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
- I lost my wrist
- The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
- Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
- still, i think it was a good idea
- One of the less popular Transformers.
- damnit, another drunken tree in the road
- What in the hell was I thinking ?
- Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
- The next generation of crypto currencies
- LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
- AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
- THis is a love/hate poem.
- I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
- 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
- And so the hunt begins!
- Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
- Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
- Oh shit, not again.
- PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
- Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
- i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
- The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
- at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
- I should really separate those
- new drupal logo
- good old troubleshootin'
- memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
- Tycoon Simulator 2015
- My new haircut!
- actually, around here we itemize our taxes
- Look man, it's never gonna happen
- Do the Harlem Shake
- Life on the moon.
- Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
- it's not what you think
- You are not a good person
- It's a cat ass trophy
- Hat in the cat strike back!
- ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
- This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
- where do all the cheetos go
- such lambda
- Does this look infected?
- my castles stand on pillars of sand
- #justnasathings
- What are you, a dictionary?
- Why did the cypress cross the road?
- I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
- Help! HELP! I need an adult
- Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
- This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
- Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
- waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
- I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
- got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
- They're watching us.
- Proof: loch ness monster.
- ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
- Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
- Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
- Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
- Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
- New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
- The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
- bob ross has only become more powerful in death
- First day at school
- BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
- The dress is black and white!
- It's bigger after you put it together.
- If you've got a moustache...
- Look at my new blue dress!
- where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
- someone take this banana off my face
- DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
- Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
- QWANTZ Fanfic
- FENTON!!! FENTON!
- omg too much chiplote
- PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
- Dawn: The Final day
- Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
- Starbucks <3 <3 <3
- "Cat-like Reflexes"
- crenellate good times, c'Mon!
- HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
- My 7 picture is upside down
- i'm being ironic
- you know what they say about guys with big feet
- could anyone help me find my contacts?
- photobombed again
- Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
- Pintsize what are you doing?!
- He's been there for three days
- Found this mushroom, thought of you
- Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
- HELP I'M just a pheasant
- i'm really diggin' your shovel
- Weather's Crazy today
- play it cool
- it's fun to do bad things
- This caught my eye
- Do my feet smell?
- I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
- rodeo!!
- who sent me a bobcat?
- And the least of the five evils is....
- peacekeeping mission is a total success
- do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
- Like a G6, baby, like a g6
- What's this thing here in the bathroom?
- I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
- Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
- #rememberthetitans
- Does my hair look like it's thinning?
- Nom nom nom
- Pac-man's missing piece
- This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
- I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
- breakfast in 'merica
- curiosity fed the cat
- Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
- Dawn of the Bread
- #drbalanced
- Massive orgy reaches climax
- i don't have time for this!
- I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
- check out my new sauron fanfic
- What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
- so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
- Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
- picture of my boyfriend
- #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
- Not even once
- #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
- The last thing you see before you die
- Never divide by zero
- Click "Like" when you see it!
- ...monsters from the id...
- Angry sofa is angry.
- the dog scanned my homework
- awkward! . . .
- Open wide!
- gone fishing
- Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
- the oceans are made of sky tears
- smile for the camera!
- If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
- has anyone seen my force field generator?
- Is there a bee on my nose?
- Nutritionists hate this simple trick
- well, the keys are definitely lost....
- Before his untimely death.
- stay out of my house, santa
- rofl
- As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
- ▒☺▒
- High Bro, five.
- i am wearing a bolo tie
- George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
- I blame lack of regulation
- Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
- #teamplayer
- 'Murica, hell yeah!
