User:452

Status

Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(

Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.

Phase 1. (Running)

Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs have been saved.

• All usernames have been found
• All reasons for data loss have been found
• The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%

Phase 2. (Running)

Saving permalink and images IDs

• The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.

(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)

• Progress: 3129 IDs found so far, containing 2447 unique images and 1332 unique strings

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

feed: Array {

id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c

img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba

kind: "post"

poster: "Frances51"

profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png

text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."

}

prompt {

reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"

id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3

poster: "Bool Hand Luke"

profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png

img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3

captions: Array (of strings)

text:"just two more trips over the horizon"

album: Array (of img_id strings)

}

Prompt varies between:

• img_id and captions array
• text and album array

Script

xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons  :[],
	prompt_posters  :[],
	prompt_text     :[],
	prompt_captions :[],
	prompt_images   :[],
	prompt_album    :[],
	feed_posters    :[],
	feed_ids        :[]
}

function check(field, value) {
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
	}
}

function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
		check("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.album)
				check("prompt_album", data.prompt.album[i]);

		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);

		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			feedentry = {
				img:  data.feed[i].img,
				text:  data.feed[i].text
			};
			if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] == "undefined") {
				xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
			} else {
				if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
					console.log("Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed");
					console.log(feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text);
					console.log(data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text);
				}
			}
		}

	});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);


function report() {
	xkcd2 = { feed_images: "", feed_text2: "" };
	for(i in xkcd) {
		if (xkcd[i].length) {
			xkcd2[i] = "\r# "+xkcd[i].join("\r# ");
		} else {
			xkcd2[i] = "";
			for(j in xkcd[i]) {
				xkcd2["feed_images"] += "\r# "+ xkcd[i][j].img;
				xkcd2["feed_text2"] += "\r# "+ xkcd[i][j].text;
				xkcd2[i] += "\r# "+j+" / "+ xkcd[i][j].img+" / "+ xkcd[i][j].text;
			}
		}
	}
}
function report2() {
	xkcd3 = {
		feed_images: [],
		feed_text2: [],
		prompt_captiononly: [],
		prompt_textonly: [],
		prompt_imagesonly: [],
		prompt_albumonly: [],
		feed_images_only: [],
		feed_text_only: []
	};
	for(i in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		if (xkcd3["feed_images"].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i].img) == -1)
			xkcd3["feed_images"].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i].img);

		if (xkcd3["feed_text2"].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i].text) == -1)
			xkcd3["feed_text2"].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i].text);
	}



	for(i in xkcd3.feed_images)
		if (xkcd.prompt_images.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_images[i]) == -1 && xkcd.prompt_album.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_images[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.feed_images_only.push(xkcd3.feed_images[i]);

	for(i in xkcd3.feed_text2)
		if (xkcd.prompt_text.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]) == -1 && xkcd.prompt_captions.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.feed_text_only.push(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]);

	for(i in xkcd.prompt_text)
		if (xkcd.prompt_captions.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_text[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.prompt_textonly.push(xkcd.prompt_text[i]);
	for(i in xkcd.prompt_captions)
		if (xkcd.prompt_text.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_captions[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.prompt_captiononly.push(xkcd.prompt_captions[i]);
	for(i in xkcd.prompt_images)
		if (xkcd.prompt_album.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_images[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.prompt_imagesonly.push(xkcd.prompt_images[i]);
	for(i in xkcd.prompt_album)
		if (xkcd.prompt_images.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_album[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.prompt_albumonly.push(xkcd.prompt_album[i]);
	
}

function ids() {
	idlist = "";
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		idlist += "\r|-\r|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]\r|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].img+" "+xkcd.feed_ids[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]\r|"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].text;
	}
	if ($("#textarea").length) $("#textarea").val(idlist);
}

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)

I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

current unprocessed totals:

• prompt_reasons: Array[107] - None new.
• prompt_posters: Array[205] - None new.
• feed_posters: Array[205] - None new.

• feed_id: Array[7428]

• feed_images: Array[1230] (only: Array[27])
• prompt_images: Array[609] (only: Array[6])
• prompt_album: Array[1372] (only: Array[765])

• feed_text2: Array[1626] (only: Array[7]) (old only: 224)
• prompt_captions: Array[1897] (only: Array[609])
• prompt_text: Array[1290] (only: Array[2])

prompt_reasons

The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".

1. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
2. <%= reason %>
3. aol window in front of netscape window
4. a user's middle name was </html>
5. Baby ur much 2 fast
6. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
7. butter didn't suit the works
8. butter overflow
9. butter to text interface not found
10. butter underrun
11. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
12. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
13. cat-like typing detected
14. confirmation BIOS
15. could not evade skifree yeti
16. could not initialize sound blaster 16
17. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
18. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
19. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
20. data too big
21. Dave's not registered, man
22. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
23. dictionary too stiff to read
24. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
25. ERR:INVALID DIM
26. error
27. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
28. error: operation completed successfully
29. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
30. ethics in journalism
31. eyelash! eyelash!
32. files fell out
33. files overwritten with more interesting content
34. firewall caught fire
35. floating point unit no longer afloat
36. food problematic
37. friday squid blogging
38. general uncertainty
39. GSM filter change required
40. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
41. hard drive oil depleted
42. helvetica scenario
43. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
44. HTTP 418
45. http is down
46. hung up prematurely
47. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
48. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
49. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
50. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
51. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
52. lp0 on fire
53. Main Bus B Undervolt
54. mean connection time exceeded
55. microwave running
56. minimum recursion depth not reached
57. nanobots in the water
58. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
59. our buffer runneth over
60. out of electrons
61. out of monads
62. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
63. PC LOAD LETTER
64. Please Insert Riven CD 4
65. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
66. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
67. qubit indeterminate
68. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
69. screws are stripped
70. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
71. server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
72. server fell in ocean
73. server had too much to drink
74. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
75. server room haunted
76. sitemap was held upside down
77. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
78. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
79. spin cycle still active
80. spin number must be of the form n/2
81. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
82. SQL ejection
83. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
84. sysadmin trapped in well
85. tape on write-protect hole fell off
86. temporal paradox
87. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
88. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
89. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
90. the system / is down
91. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
92. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
93. too many hands on the keyboard
94. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
95. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
96. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
97. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
98. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
99. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
100. unimplemented trap
101. User accepted terms but not conditions
102. User is not a typewriter.
103. user put spaces/vowels in filename
104. UTF-31 decode error
105. virtual memory got too real
106. wrong files
107. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

feed_posters

Usernames used in the feed. All users in the feed are also in the prompt

1. @meganamram
2. Addison1
3. Addison8
4. Agric Silverfinger
5. Aidan2
6. Aiden1
7. Aiden5
8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
9. Alice1956
10. Amanda08
11. Anonymous
12. Apple Martin
13. Arthur17
14. Arthur19
15. Ashley8
16. Ashley92
17. Ashley2009
18. Austin72
19. Ayden1952
20. Bailey08
21. Bailey2001
22. Barbara1974
23. Benjamin1970
24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
25. Bool Hand Luke
26. Brandi9
27. Brittany1
28. Caden14
29. Caden2010
30. Candice10
31. Carol04
32. Chad80
33. Charles18
34. Chelsea2006
35. Cheyenne15
36. Cheyenne1988
37. Christina Applecare
38. CMOS Def
39. Curic Copperfinger
40. Cynthia99
41. Cynthia1995
42. Dakota09
43. Dakota94
44. David St. Hubbins
45. Debbie3
46. Debbie26
47. Debbie62
48. Deborah3
49. Delta Elroy Backslash
50. Destiny89
51. Destiny1983
52. Dillon2008
53. Donald19
54. Donna2
55. Dorothy7
56. DragonBall Cooper
57. Dunston Chexin
58. Dustin46
59. Earl Sinclair
60. Egbert Bentley White
61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
62. Elon Musk
63. Emily15
64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
67. Flash Groupon
68. Frances29
69. Frances51
70. Frances99
71. Gary8
72. Gary86
73. Gary1951
74. George Debian Bush
75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
76. Green Mario
77. Greg2004
78. Hatsy Collins
79. Henry05
80. Henry4
81. Horsepower Lovecraft
82. J. Alfred Leftshark
83. Jack3
84. Jack39
85. Jacob10
86. Jada5
87. Jaden21
88. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
90. Jalen81
91. James URL Jones
92. Jason15
93. Jayden79
94. Jennifer1
95. Jeph Jacques
96. Jerry18
97. Joe Biden
98. John2
99. John Wilkes Knuth
100. Jonathan27
101. Joshua80
102. Joshua84
103. Justin28
104. Justin87
105. Kaden61
106. Kaitlin1976
107. Karen3
108. Kathleen78
109. Keira10
110. Keira48
111. Keira2002
112. Kelsey1970
113. Kelsey1996
114. Kenneth94
115. Kenneth96
116. Khloe2
117. Khloe14
118. Kilroy
119. Kim5
120. Kristy2007
121. Larry1994
122. Larry Ronald Hubbard
123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
124. Linda08
125. Lindsay2011
126. Lisa1995
127. Livemau5
128. Lord Gaga
129. Lord Mondegreen
130. Louis Reasoner
131. Madison19
132. Madison80
133. Malik2
134. Margaret5
135. Margaret11
136. Marie3
137. Marie10
138. Marie12
139. Marissa Mayer
140. Mark92
141. Mark2006
142. Mark2007
143. Mark Zuckerberg
144. Martin Van Halen
145. Matthew2006
146. Mavis Bitcoin
147. Michaela2006
148. Michelle11
149. Minecraft Holmes
150. Misty3
151. Myspace Tom
152. Norton Ghost Dad
153. Notorious L.H.C.
154. Padme Dorothy James
155. Pam06
156. Patricia03
157. Paul50
158. Paul1957
159. Player One
160. Player Two
161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
162. Raymond6
163. Ronald22
164. Ruth3
165. S. G. Dukat
166. Samuel19
167. Samuel49
168. Sarah55
169. Sarah1976
170. Sarah2005
171. Sharon91
172. Sharon99
173. Shaun6
174. Shaun46
175. Shaun1960
176. Sheena2005
177. Sherri97
178. Sidd Finch
179. Sierra3
180. Sierra7
181. Sierra10
182. Stacy07
183. Stacy14
184. Steven02
185. Steven50
186. Steven2002
187. Susan11
188. Susan25
189. Taylor1990
190. Taylor1998
191. Thomas2
192. Tim21
193. Tim87
194. Tina Belcher
195. Todd33
196. Tonya22
197. Tonya38
198. Tracy1977
199. Tricia1
200. Tricia14
201. Trinity1989
202. Virginia1961
203. Virginia2006
204. Wil
205. Wric Tungstenfinger

prompt_posters

Usernames used in the prompts.

All of these usernames are also used in the feed

1. @meganamram
2. Addison1
3. Addison8
4. Agric Silverfinger
5. Aidan2
6. Aiden1
7. Aiden5
8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
9. Alice1956
10. Amanda08
11. Anonymous
12. Apple Martin
13. Arthur17
14. Arthur19
15. Ashley8
16. Ashley92
17. Ashley2009
18. Austin72
19. Ayden1952
20. Bailey08
21. Bailey2001
22. Barbara1974
23. Benjamin1970
24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
25. Bool Hand Luke
26. Brandi9
27. Brittany1
28. Caden14
29. Caden2010
30. Candice10
31. Carol04
32. Chad80
33. Charles18
34. Chelsea2006
35. Cheyenne15
36. Cheyenne1988
37. Christina Applecare
38. CMOS Def
39. Curic Copperfinger
40. Cynthia99
41. Cynthia1995
42. Dakota09
43. Dakota94
44. David St. Hubbins
45. Debbie3
46. Debbie26
47. Debbie62
48. Deborah3
49. Delta Elroy Backslash
50. Destiny89
51. Destiny1983
52. Dillon2008
53. Donald19
54. Donna2
55. Dorothy7
56. DragonBall Cooper
57. Dunston Chexin
58. Dustin46
59. Earl Sinclair
60. Egbert Bentley White
61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
62. Elon Musk
63. Emily15
64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
67. Flash Groupon
68. Frances29
69. Frances51
70. Frances99
71. Gary8
72. Gary86
73. Gary1951
74. George Debian Bush
75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
76. Green Mario
77. Greg2004
78. Hatsy Collins
79. Henry05
80. Henry4
81. Horsepower Lovecraft
82. J. Alfred Leftshark
83. Jack3
84. Jack39
85. Jacob10
86. Jada5
87. Jaden21
88. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
90. Jalen81
91. James URL Jones
92. Jason15
93. Jayden79
94. Jennifer1
95. Jeph Jacques
96. Jerry18
97. Joe Biden
98. John2
99. John Wilkes Knuth
100. Jonathan27
101. Joshua80
102. Joshua84
103. Justin28
104. Justin87
105. Kaden61
106. Kaitlin1976
107. Karen3
108. Kathleen78
109. Keira10
110. Keira48
111. Keira2002
112. Kelsey1970
113. Kelsey1996
114. Kenneth94
115. Kenneth96
116. Khloe2
117. Khloe14
118. Kilroy
119. Kim5
120. Kristy2007
121. Larry1994
122. Larry Ronald Hubbard
123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
124. Linda08
125. Lindsay2011
126. Lisa1995
127. Livemau5
128. Lord Gaga
129. Lord Mondegreen
130. Louis Reasoner
131. Madison19
132. Madison80
133. Malik2
134. Margaret5
135. Margaret11
136. Marie3
137. Marie10
138. Marie12
139. Marissa Mayer
140. Mark92
141. Mark2006
142. Mark2007
143. Mark Zuckerberg
144. Martin Van Halen
145. Matthew2006
146. Mavis Bitcoin
147. Michaela2006
148. Michelle11
149. Minecraft Holmes
150. Misty3
151. Myspace Tom
152. Norton Ghost Dad
153. Notorious L.H.C.
154. Padme Dorothy James
155. Pam06
156. Patricia03
157. Paul50
158. Paul1957
159. Player One
160. Player Two
161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
162. Raymond6
163. Ronald22
164. Ruth3
165. S. G. Dukat
166. Samuel19
167. Samuel49
168. Sarah55
169. Sarah1976
170. Sarah2005
171. Sharon91
172. Sharon99
173. Shaun6
174. Shaun46
175. Shaun1960
176. Sheena2005
177. Sherri97
178. Sidd Finch
179. Sierra3
180. Sierra7
181. Sierra10
182. Stacy07
183. Stacy14
184. Steven02
185. Steven50
186. Steven2002
187. Susan11
188. Susan25
189. Taylor1990
190. Taylor1998
191. Thomas2
192. Tim21
193. Tim87
194. Tina Belcher
195. Todd33
196. Tonya22
197. Tonya38
198. Tracy1977
199. Tricia1
200. Tricia14
201. Trinity1989
202. Virginia1961
203. Virginia2006
204. Wil
205. Wric Tungstenfinger

feed_text

Captions used in the feed. Contains user submissions. (8 have not been found as prompts)

---

1. "...The Aristocrats."
2. "Bake him away, toys"
3. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
4. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
5. "I am So. Much. More."
6. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
7. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
8. "Is it symmetric this way?"
9. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
10. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
11. "The colour out of space" and black.
12. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
13. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
14. # 99 bottles of beer on the wall
15. #720_no_scope
16. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
17. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
18. #BROKEN
19. #CATSANDBIRDS
20. #Compromise
21. #DANGERZONE
22. #DARE to #DREAM
23. #Donthate #Truelove
24. #DrinkSaltwater
25. #GOD
26. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
27. #Hopeicanfly
28. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
29. #Long_Exposure
30. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
31. #Nailpolish
32. #Photobomb
33. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
34. #Toobigtofall
35. #Worstweekever
36. #awefullyNicetractsofland
37. #bedhead
38. #bornthisway
39. #caturday
40. #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
41. #comfortfood
42. #delfie
43. #duckface
44. #fallingfromorbit
45. #flavorbomb
46. #giganticflower #headshot
47. #gps be like
48. #hashtag
49. #hoax
50. #illuminati
51. #imnotracistbut
52. #lifehacks
53. #livefeed #colonoscopy
54. #lolcats
55. #me #throwbackthursday
56. #newhipsterbike
57. #nofilter
58. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
59. #nomakeup #justnatural
60. #nomakeup #natural
61. #notallmen
62. #notamodel #nofilter
63. #onering #fuckhobbits
64. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
65. #parsnipandoldlace
66. #satellite #navigation
67. #saturday #memories #beautiful
68. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
69. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
70. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
71. #stublife
72. #sudowoodoproblems
73. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
74. #this_is_sparta
75. #toothproblems
76. #twinsies
77. #vampiremirrorselfie
78. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
79. ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
80. *Darth Vader Breathing*
81. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
82. *Tips fedora*
83. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
84. ...Freudian sense tingling...
85. 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
86. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
87. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
88. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
89. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
90. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
91. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
92. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
93. 3 year olds first lego experience
94. 4 8 15 16 23 42
95. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
96. 8.5 hours later...
97. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
98.  :-(
99. <3 hanging out with saruman
100. >< ))*>
101.  ?????????????
102. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
103. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
104. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
105. A job so boring a bird could do it
106. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
107. A window into my soul
108. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
109. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
110. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
111. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
112. AGHHHHH
113. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
114. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
115. AUUUGH
116. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
117. Aaaaaargh
118. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
119. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
120. Alan?
121. All flesh is grass
122. All my selfies be like
123. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
124. All things considered, it turned out nice again
125. Allons-Y!
126. Always get a full nights rest
127. Am I a Pokemon?
128. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
129. Amirite??
130. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
131. An eight-stringed octopus?
132. An unsuccessful bike design...
133. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
134. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
135. Another one bites the dust
136. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
137. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
138. Any hatchlings in here?
139. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
140. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
141. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
142. Apparently it's a thing now...
143. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
144. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
145. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
146. April Fools!
147. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
148. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
149. Are you kidding me?
150. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
151. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
152. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
153. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
154. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
155. As you can see It's windy out here
156. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
157. Asteroids hate him!
158. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
159. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
160. Aww, honey, don't cry...
161. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
162. Ayyyy LMAO!
163. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
164. BANANANANANANANANANA
165. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
166. Banana invasion in progress
167. Bangarang Motherfuckers
168. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
169. Bay-bae lolz
170. Bazookateer crossing
171. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
172. Belgium
173. Best Christmas gift EVER!
174. Best Halloween costume yet!
175. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
176. Best map projection ever
177. Best. Funeral. Ever.
178. Beyond Level 256...
179. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
180. Big bowl of star-flakes
181. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
182. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
183. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
184. Black begins and wins.
185. Black box recorder
186. Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
187. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
188. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
189. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
190. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
191. Bulls don't often sit like this!
192. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
193. Burnination? Huh?
194. Burrito night
195. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
196. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
197. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
198. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
199. Cakephants are my new friends
200. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
201. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
202. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
203. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
204. Cant explain that
205. Captain obvious strikes again
206. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
207. Car tiddlywinks proves success
208. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
209. Cat tax paid
210. Ce n'est pas un canard
211. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
212. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
213. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
214. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
215. Check out my new sonic oc!
216. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
217. Choose your snuggle toy
218. Christ, what an asshole.
219. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
220. Click to show secret text
221. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
222. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
223. Come on party people, put your hands together
224. Come with me on a journey into time and space
225. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
226. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
227. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
228. Copernicus: The early years
229. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
230. Crocodile Pink Eye
231. Cruise Kingdom
232. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
233. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
234. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
235. Da_FEELS###!
236. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
237. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
238. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
239. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
240. Damn, two o'clock already?
241. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
242. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
243. Day 12: it's going well I think
244. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
245. Daylight spending time!
246. Deal with it
247. Death star model 0.0.73
248. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
249. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
250. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
251. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
252. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
253. Diet is working!
254. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
255. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
256. Do I look fat in this photo?
257. Do I look like a penguin?
258. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
259. Do my feet look fat?
260. Do you care to #engage with this #content
261. Do you feline lucky, punk?
262. Do you have a lighter?
263. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
264. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
265. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
266. Does my eye look bloodshot?
267. Does this look like pink eye to you?
268. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
269. Dominos delivers!
270. Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
271. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
272. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
273. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
274. Don't have a cow, man
275. Don't inhale!
276. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
277. Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
278. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
279. Down time
280. Dryads. that is all.
281. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
282. DuckDuckGoes!
283. Dude, I can totally catch this!
284. Dude, where's my car?
285. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
286. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
287. Eat my shorts
288. Eating my breakfast!
289. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
290. Et boum! C'est le choc!
291. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
292. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
293. Every day my damn cat makes this face
294. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
295. Everything truly IS awesome!
296. Evolution of puzzles
297. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
298. Exes, am I right?
299. Existance is an illusion
300. Extreme beer pong
301. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
302. FML
303. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
304. FUCK NOT AGAIN
305. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
306. Fancy
307. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
308. Field Trip!
309. File not found ... creating fake file...
310. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
311. Finally here!
312. Finally, new tires
313. Fire can sometimes be hot?
314. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
315. First day of school.
316. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
317. First post, be friendly
318. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
319. First time posting, please be nice
320. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
321. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
322. Flat file viewing
323. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
324. Flying fish had no affect on it
325. Fnnnaarrrrr!
326. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
327. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
328. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
329. Formal on top, party on the bottom
330. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
331. Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
332. Found this in my garden, wtf?
333. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
334. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
335. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
336. Fucking CAKE
337. Fulfilling western ideals!
338. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
339. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
340. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
341. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
342. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
343. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
344. Get that camera out of my face!
345. Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
346. Go purr yourself!
347. Goldilocks party!
348. Goodnight moon
349. Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
350. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
351. Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
352. Got your nose!
353. Gotta catch em all.
354. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
355. Great ScotT!
356. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
357. Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
358. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
359. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
360. Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
361. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
362. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
363. HODOR!
364. Had to settle for a beard
365. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
366. Happy Birthday!
367. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
368. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
369. Has science gone too far?
370. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
371. Have fun in the Alps lol
372. Have fun stormin' da castle.
373. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
374. He did say it was edible
375. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
376. He left me! :ccc
377. He nailed it!
378. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
379. He was never seen again
380. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
381. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
382. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
383. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
384. Hey guys, watch this
385. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
386. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
387. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
388. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
389. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
390. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
391. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
392. Holy Meals on Wheels
393. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
394. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
395. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
396. Hoping this makes it past customs
397. Houston, we are the problem
398. Hoverboard to full power!
399. How did I get here?
400. How did I get here?!?
401. How did the mars rover get here?
402. How does this work again?
403. How is this still a thing?
404. How many can there be?
405. How's My new haircut?
406. I think I need new glasses.
407. I 'M out of the acorn
408. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
409. I CHOOSE YOU!
410. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
411. I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
412. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
413. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
414. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
415. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
416. I am a beautiful person.
417. I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
418. I am infinite. i am eternal.
419. I believe in an afterbirth.
420. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
421. I blame supernasa
422. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
423. I broke cookie clicker...
424. I broke the etch & sketch
425. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
426. I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
427. I can has cheezburger?
428. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
429. I can take photos with my teeth!
430. I can walk on my hands
431. I can't believe it's not cake batter
432. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
433. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
434. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
435. I don't get it either.
436. I don't know
437. I don't know how to play...
438. I don't regret pressing the button
439. I don't think I really understand what this is.
440. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
441. I don't think this is working
442. I don't want to set the world on fire
443. I dream of death
444. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
445. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
446. I find this picture reflects my soul.
447. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
448. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
449. I forgot to get a plane
450. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
451. I fought the law. They won
452. I found a three fingered kitten!
453. I found it!!!!!!!
454. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
455. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
456. I got a new geigerteller
457. I got the job!
458. I got this in the mail today
459. I guess I only have myself to blame.
460. I has a sad
461. I hate the carnival so much right now
462. I hate this channel
463. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
464. I hate waking up from a really good dream
465. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
466. I have never been happy
467. I have tasted many fish
468. I hope he's not hungry
469. I just bought this
470. I just can't see the point anymore
471. I just don't get recursion.
472. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
473. I just want to watch the world burn
474. I knew I nailed it!
475. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
476. I knew pi would lead to this
477. I knew there would be side effects
478. I like this picture
479. I loled my head off!!!
480. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
481. I lost my tooth
482. I lost my wits
483. I love star wars!
484. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
485. I mistook myself for a bird
486. I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
487. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
488. I never understood that part of the bibile
489. I only wanted a cheeseburger
490. I put on my wizard robe and hat
491. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
492. I say: nuts to that!
493. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
494. I sentence you to deliciousness!
495. I solved the debt crisis!
496. I still say it looks White and Gold!
497. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
498. I think I can... I think I can
499. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
500. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
501. I think i lost my dorsal fin
502. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
503. I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
504. I think there's something here
505. I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
506. I think this is the wrong python script
507. I think we deserved it.
508. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
509. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
510. I thought it was a good idea at the time
511. I thought it would be bigger
512. I thought of it, and it happened
513. I thought this ball pit would be more fun
514. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
515. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
516. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
517. I told you to keep the raptors secure
518. I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
519. I used to be like... but then i was all...
520. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
521. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
522. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
523. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
524. I was just trying to install freebsd...
525. I was late
526. I welcome our event-driven overlords
527. I will take that one please
528. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
529. I wish I could ride in a balloon
530. I wonder if it will be friends with me
531. I wonder what will this lead to...
532. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
533. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
534. I'd call this experiment a success.
535. I'd tap dat.
536. I'd tap that
537. I'll catch it one day
538. I'll just go buy cigarettes
539. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
540. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
541. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
542. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
543. I'm a Real Boy!
544. I'm a fighter!
545. I'm a wizard!
546. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
547. I'm going to be smashed to bits
548. I'm lost without your love, baby
549. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
550. I'm never going on chatroulette again
551. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
552. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
553. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
554. I'm ready!
555. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
556. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
557. I've been robbed!
558. I've discovered a new clean-power source
559. I've found a new way to feed the poor
560. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
561. I've made a huge mistake
562. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
563. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
564. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
565. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
566. IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
567. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
568. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
569. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
570. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
571. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
572. If you're brave enough...
573. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
574. Ikea art
575. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
576. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
577. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
578. In my dreams I'm always strong
579. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
580. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
581. Initiate evasive maneuver!
582. Ink-blots describe how they see students
583. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
584. International relationships are getting worse
585. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
586. Is it really today, already?
587. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
588. Is that a new pokemon?
589. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
590. Is there really any point? FML
591. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
592. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
593. Is this real life?
594. Is this room 101?
595. Is this too cheesy?
596. It is never safe.
597. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
598. It seemed better in my head
599. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
600. It was the rational response
601. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
602. It's a Finger trap
603. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
604. It's not a good part of town
605. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
606. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
607. It's smaller on the outside
608. It's the little things
609. Jesus Wept
610. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
611. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
612. Job interview today.
613. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
614. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
615. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
616. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
617. Just Got A new camera phone!
618. Just a little more to the right
619. Just another day in paradise
620. Just combing my M.C. Escher
621. Just hangin' around
622. Just one of those days
623. Just some home decorating
624. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
625. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
626. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
627. Lack of cucumbers
628. Larry asked me to be his wingman
629. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
630. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
631. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
632. Legal Issues
633. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
634. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
635. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
636. Let's have a blinking contest
637. Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
638. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
639. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
640. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
641. Life outside the matrix
642. Light traffic today.
643. Like my new nails?
644. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
645. London
646. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
647. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
648. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
649. Look at me jumping!
650. Look at my dollar coin
651. Look at that fart propulsion
652. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
653. Look out!
654. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
655. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
656. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
657. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
658. Love is creepy
659. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
660. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
661. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
662. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
663. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
664. MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
665. Macklemore concert was awesome!
666. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
667. Magnificent as fuck
668. Magnified 10,000 times
669. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
670. Making a selfie.
671. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
672. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
673. Man in the Moon slumming
674. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
675. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
676. Man, it's windy
677. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
678. Man, that was the best party in my life
679. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
680. Mari-OH
681. Maths are hard
682. Max gentleman
683. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
684. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
685. Me llamo t-bone
686. Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
687. Me, before the topical ointment
688. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
689. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
690. Mentos and lava
691. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
692. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
693. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
694. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
695. Minimalist cat
696. Minister! We're running out of time.
697. Mistakes were made.
698. Mmm, Spider cake!
699. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
700. Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
701. Monday mornings
702. More advantages to USB type c revealed
703. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
704. Moses lied to me.
705. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
706. Muahahahahahah
707. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
708. My Hobby: freaking people out
709. My baby is learning how to write!
710. My boyfriend finally proposed!
711. My cat barfed this out
712. My cat is cuter than yours.
713. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
714. My clothes need a wash...
715. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
716. My dad in the army
717. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
718. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
719. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
720. My first selfie!
721. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
722. My gout's acting up again
723. My halloween costume
724. My hobby: photography
725. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
726. My new cat is awesome
727. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
728. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
729. My new tattoo
730. My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
731. My nose will grow now.
732. My parents took away my phone privileges
733. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
734. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
735. My selfie stick broke.
736. My server cooling system.
737. My tastes are very... singular
738. Myspace tom to ground control-
739. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
740. NICE MULTIPANTS
741. NO. JUST NO.
742. NUTS!
743. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
744. Nasa is fully funded
745. Need a Haircut
746. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
747. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
748. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
749. Never gonna give you up...
750. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
751. New Super Mario bros in real life!
752. New amazon product
753. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
754. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
755. New car flipping world record set
756. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
757. New haircut!
758. New headcanon:
759. New means to help collect more evidence
760. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
761. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
762. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
763. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
764. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
765. No guitar without a sombrero
766. No lie, this is delicious
767. No more sorrow!
768. No regrets on this new roofing material
769. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
770. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
771. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
772. Nope nope nope nope nope
773. Not Again :(
774. Not a fruit
775. Not as healthy as it looks
776. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
777. Note: HUGE SUCCess
778. Nothing new under the sun
779. Notice anything different?
780. Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
781. Now turn it upside-down
782. Now we play... the most dangerous game
783. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
784. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
785. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
786. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
787. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
788. OH MY GOD A HORSE
789. OMG Becky look at her butt
790. OMG I cannot even
791. OMG! Kittens!
792. OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
793. Obama pardons Santa claus
794. Office gamification has got out of hand.
795. Oh God! It's happening again!
796. Oh No! Not again!
797. Oh bother not again
798. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
799. Oh god is it still following me?
800. Oh here we go
801. Oh no! Not Again.
802. Oh no! Not again.
803. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
804. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
805. Oh no, it's the moon
806. Oh, Canada...
807. Oh, that's where I left them!
808. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
809. Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
810. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
811. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
812. One of these things doesn't belong.
813. One of those mornings...
814. One year ago I looked like this
815. Only 90s kids will remember
816. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
817. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
818. Oops.
819. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
820. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
821. Our proudest moment
822. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
823. Ow.
824. Oy, my giblets!
825. PARKOUR IN ACTION
826. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
827. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
828. Pants Optional
829. Park and ride
830. Parlez vous Francais?
831. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
832. Penguins are people too #equality
833. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
834. Perspective issues
835. Philae lander found!
836. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
837. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
838. Picasso's illegitimate child...
839. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
840. Picking mushrooms
841. Pizza TIME
842. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
843. Please send help.
844. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
845. PostPostModern art
846. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
847. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
848. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
849. Press 'continue' to abort.
850. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
851. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
852. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
853. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
854. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
855. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
856. Quite.
857. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
858. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
859. Ramen is squishy and soft
860. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
861. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
862. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
863. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
864. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
865. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
866. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
867. Robots in much better disguise
868. Rock, paper, FACE
869. Rollerskating always was overrated
870. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
871. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
872. SIDE GOER 4
873. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
874. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
875. SOmething went wrong while shaving...
876. SPAAAAAAAAcE
877. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
878. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
879. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
880. Said the duchess to the vicar.
881. Sarlac ball pit!
882. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
883. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
884. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
885. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
886. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
887. Screw it, here's a cat pic
888. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
889. See it again in slo mo
890. Self Portrait: Complete.
891. Selfie #Nofilter
892. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
893. Selfie in the morning
894. She's got interesting taste in men.
895. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
896. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
897. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
898. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
899. Snowman accident
900. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
901. So long and thanks for all the fish!
902. So long, and thanks for all the fish
903. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
904. So thats What Jesus did
905. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
906. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
907. So, it has come to this...
908. So, this happened.
909. So... those were real
910. So...Magnets, right?
911. Solo Thumbwar
912. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
913. Something seems to be wrong with my car
914. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
915. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
916. Sometimes all you can do is wait
917. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
918. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
919. Somewhere, this exists.
920. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
921. Soon. Soon...
922. Sorry for the potato quality.
923. Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
924. Spaaaaaaaace!
925. Space from my window
926. Spiders. Nope.
927. Spring has sprang
928. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
929. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
930. Step 1: Jump the shark.
931. Steve is realxing
932. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
933. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
934. Stop stalin and make up your mind
935. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
936. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
937. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
938. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
939. Sun deflation: optimal
940. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
941. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
942. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
943. THAT'S NO MOON
944. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
945. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
946. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
947. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
948. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
949. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
950. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
951. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
952. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
953. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
954. Talking to my fans...
955. Tamper-Proof
956. Target Found.
957. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
958. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
959. Thanks Obama!
960. Thanks!
961. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
962. That is one dapper bird.
963. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
964. That sweater is so 2013
965. That was one hell of a party last night.
966. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
967. That was when things started to get a little weird.
968. That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
969. That's gonna hurt on the way out
970. That's just not very funny
971. That's not a chicken
972. That's not a nut!
973. That's too much, man!
974. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
975. The Captain Crunch Kraken
976. The Dissolution of Parliament.
977. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
978. The French space program
979. The HORROR!
980. The Little Borg Prince
981. The Moon Will Eat What it will
982. The Prodigy is in town!
983. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
984. The Zebra was lying down
985. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
986. The basis for fast and furious 13.
987. The best brick joke possible.
988. The birds found the hobbit hole
989. The building blocks of life
990. The cat brought in another bird.
991. The choice is simple.
992. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
993. The dark helps me see in the carrots
994. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
995. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
996. The ents met the triffids
997. The evolution of fun
998. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
999. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
1000. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
1001. The horrors of war
1002. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
1003. The infamous Snow-muon.
1004. The knids are hungry
1005. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
1006. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
1007. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
1008. The last thing we see before we die
1009. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
1010. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
1011. The magic smoke escaped :(
1012. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
1013. The moon landing was a lie
1014. The moon looks weird today
1015. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
1016. The newest Olympic sport
1017. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
1018. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
1019. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
1020. The prophecy was true!
1021. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
1022. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
1023. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
1024. The second mouse gets the cheese
1025. The secret to infinite storage space
1026. The side of my car. #roadrage
1027. The signal came from this sector
1028. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
1029. The solution to all life's problems
1030. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
1031. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
1032. The taste stays with you forever
1033. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
1034. The time has come.
1035. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
1036. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
1037. The unforgiving war on health
1038. The view outside of my airplane window.
1039. The vlog was better than the movie
1040. The weight of life in a starry landscape
1041. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
1042. Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
1043. There goes the neighborhood...
1044. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
1045. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
1046. There's a third bump, growing fast
1047. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
1048. These aren't my sandwiches
1049. These cravings will never stop
1050. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
1051. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
1052. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
1053. They see me rolling, they hating
1054. They're all watching me
1055. Things Lost in couch cushions
1056. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
1057. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
1058. This apple got a face on it dog
1059. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
1060. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
1061. This elevator has no 'down'!
1062. This explains everything
1063. This explains it all
1064. This guy...
1065. This is a cat
1066. This is a good idea
1067. This is exactly what you think it is
1068. This is how we celebrate easter usually
1069. This is how you get ants!
1070. This is just like my 5th birthday party.
1071. This is no cave
1072. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
1073. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
1074. This is still what I had for breakfast
1075. This is symbolic.
1076. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
1077. This is twitter, right? #confused
1078. This is what I do on friday evenings now
1079. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
1080. This is what happiness looks like
1081. This is what i had for breakfast
1082. This is why I'm not an EMT
1083. This is why we can't have good things
1084. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
1085. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
1086. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
1087. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
1088. This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
1089. This needs a motivational text
1090. This photo mooves me
1091. This photo was taken from my basement
1092. This photo was taken from my iphone
1093. This squirrel really knows how to cook
1094. This was the most unkindest cut of all
1095. This will make sense if you look at it upside down
1096. Threaten large birds... check.
1097. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
1098. Time to reap the whirlwind!
1099. To get to the other tree and leaf!
1100. To infinity and Birdyond!
1101. To the victor go the spoils.
1102. Today i am a Chinese clock
1103. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
1104. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
1105. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
1106. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
1107. Top of the world
1108. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
1109. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
1110. Travel the length of these massive bison
1111. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
1112. Trees on a hill #nofilter
1113. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
1114. Triumph. Pure triumph.
1115. True Self-Control
1116. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
1117. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
1118. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
1119. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
1120. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
1121. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
1122. Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
1123. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
1124. USB SUX
1125. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
1126. Uglier than modern art
1127. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
1128. Universe man, Universe man...
1129. Unzipped sock
1130. Use the force responsibly.
1131. Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
1132. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
1133. Vegans gonna hate
1134. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
1135. Visited mom today
1136. Visual representation of Dubstep
1137. WARRRBLGARBL
1138. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
1139. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
1140. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
1141. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
1142. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
1143. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
1144. WTF!?
1145. Wait ... what? I don't even...
1146. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
1147. Wait for it...
1148. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
1149. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
1150. Wait, you can see that too
1151. Waiting on hold with the insurance company
1152. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
1153. Wake up, sheeple.
1154. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
1155. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
1156. Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
1157. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
1158. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
1159. We are not men. we are devo.
1160. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
1161. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
1162. We didn't start the fire
1163. We fell upstairs and exploded.
1164. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
1165. We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
1166. We live in a golden age!
1167. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
1168. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
1169. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
1170. We've given up trying to justify this.
1171. We've got a problem
1172. Weeeee!!!
1173. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
1174. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
1175. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
1176. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
1177. Well, now this is a thing.
1178. Well, this is a puzzling development.
1179. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
1180. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
1181. Whale Selfie!
1182. What a beautiful time to be alive!
1183. What are pixels?
1184. What could go wrong?
1185. What could possibly go wrong™?
1186. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
1187. What do you see? I see a cat!
1188. What has science done?!
1189. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
1190. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
1191. What is your Pony Personality?
1192. What, Me worry?
1193. What? It's always that color.
1194. When everything looks like a hammer
1195. When in doubt, just blow on it!
1196. When pandas have nightmares
1197. When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
1198. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
1199. When you get a perfect score on your test
1200. Where are the three sea shells?
1201. Where did THAT come from?
1202. Where did this road come from?!?
1203. Where do I plug this in?
1204. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
1205. Who came first?
1206. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
1207. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
1208. Who stepped on my pop tart?
1209. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
1210. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
1211. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
1212. Why are there ants on my face?!
1213. Why did it have to end this Way?
1214. Why do dogs like this?
1215. Why do people do this?
1216. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
1217. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
1218. Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
1219. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
1220. Why potato why?
1221. Why should squirrel learn baseball
1222. Why?
1223. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
1224. Worst pokemon ever
1225. Worth it for the karma.
1226. Would you like to play a game?
1227. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
1228. Wow, did you see that??!!
1229. Wow. Just, Wow.
1230. YES
1231. YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
1232. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
1233. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
1234. Yeah... never gonna happen
1235. Yes, I followed the instructions!
1236. You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
1237. You did what in my tuba?
1238. You must be new here.
1239. You want to know how i got these scars?
1240. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
1241. You'll never guess what happens next...
1242. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
1243. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
1244. Zeus takes his revenge
1245. Zoidgebra 101
1246. [Metal Gear sound effect]
1247. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
1248. [user was banned for this text]
1249. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
1250. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
1251. a spherical cow
1252. about to die lol
1253. ack
1254. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
1255. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
1256. amazons newest delivery method
1257. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
1258. and suddenly, popcorn
1259. and then there were nine
1260. and to think this is where it all started
1261. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
1262. apple's new offering: iscream
1263. are you sure this is a commandline?
1264. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
1265. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
1266. at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
1267. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
1268. australia is not NZ!
1269. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
1270. bURMA sHAVE!
1271. back on tinder!
1272. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
1273. best day evar!!!!
1274. best republican caucus ever!
1275. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
1276. big ben is going down.
1277. big data strikes back
1278. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
1279. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
1280. bit nosy, aren't you?
1281. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
1282. bowTieght!
1283. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
1284. capes are in fashion
1285. caught the sunset tonight at midday
1286. cest ne pas un pipe
1287. check out my new pet
1288. check out my usb sword!
1289. clever girl.....
1290. come on, put on the slippers.
1291. conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
1292. cowabunga dude
1293. cowabunga, dudes!
1294. crawling and texting #badcombination
1295. crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
1296. cthulu caught me slipping
1297. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
1298. dOG SHAMING
1299. damn tree!
1300. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
1301. damned ninjas
1302. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
1303. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
1304. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
1305. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
1306. diy abortion
1307. does my ass look big in this?
1308. don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
1309. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
1310. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
1311. drill baby drill!
1312. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
1313. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
1314. duckface is the new radians
1315. elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
1316. emergency butter delivery
1317. engage!
1318. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
1319. every breath you take, every move you make
1320. everyday i'm shoveling
1321. everything makes sense now
1322. father & daughter re-unite!
1323. feeding my pet
1324. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
1325. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
1326. finally got that squid stache
1327. flying car - it is now officially the future
1328. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
1329. for science!
1330. for you
1331. forgot to turn the oven off!
1332. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
1333. found this on google maps earlier.
1334. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
1335. funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
1336. furrowed mustache
1337. get your ass to mars
1338. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
1339. go home elephant you are drunk
1340. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
1341. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
1342. ha ha ha... no.
1343. haha oh my cat
1344. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
1345. he is so cool
1346. hello darkness my old friend
1347. help wanted. inquire within.
1348. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
1349. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
1350. hgghjg
1351. hobbitses
1352. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
1353. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
1354. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
1355. how do I take photos with this?
1356. how do i turn this off?
1357. how do you get the screensaver off?
1358. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
1359. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
1360. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
1361. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
1362. i broke it
1363. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
1364. i do the same thing at frat parties
1365. i don't remember this scene form star wars
1366. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
1367. i hate it when this happens
1368. i have a bad feeling about this.
1369. i invented a thing
1370. i just want to do existential things with my friends
1371. i love a good featureless white void
1372. i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
1373. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
1374. i need to do my laundry more often.
1375. i pushed this. was that bad?
1376. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
1377. i think i need to get out more.
1378. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
1379. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
1380. i was gonna eat that
1381. i wonder why you left me here.
1382. i'll never get tired of this.
1383. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
1384. i'm just surprised it took this long.
1385. i'm now 75% more efficient
1386. i've made a huge mistake
1387. i've never felt so alone.
1388. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
1389. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
1390. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
1391. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
1392. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
1393. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
1394. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
1395. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
1396. in line at the dmv
1397. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
1398. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
1399. in theathers, close to you
1400. inner city air conditioning
1401. intertial reference frame, activate!
1402. introducing the yolo distribution
1403. is good idea yes
1404. is it midnight yet?
1405. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
1406. is that a war walrus?
1407. is the eject button meant to do this?
1408. is this illegal?
1409. is this just a fantasy?
1410. it all fits together, guys!
1411. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
1412. it makes sense if you think about it
1413. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
1414. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
1415. it's bicycles all the way down
1416. it's in a good part of town
1417. it's like rain on your wedding day!
1418. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
1419. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
1420. it's pretty dark in this box
1421. just another cat video
1422. just cos()
1423. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
1424. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
1425. just look at that motherfucking satellite
1426. just playing with my pet
1427. just two more trips over the horizon
1428. kang, do i look good in this?
1429. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
1430. ksp mission success
1431. last march of the ents
1432. leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
1433. leapfrog, anyone?
1434. like my new haircut?
1435. lol, no i didn't jump
1436. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
1437. look at me, i'm from England!
1438. look at my new dog!
1439. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
1440. look ma, no hands!
1441. look what happened to my satellite
1442. look what i found underneath my pillow
1443. love it!
1444. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
1445. mYTH BUSTED!
1446. mario Kart is harder in real life
1447. married a cat
1448. marvel universe howard the duck returns
1449. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
1450. me and all my friends
1451. mmm...vegemite...
1452. moo!
1453. my cat got into the *other* catnip
1454. my cat is sick
1455. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
1456. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
1457. my friend posing while a plane flies by
1458. my lasik didn't go so well.
1459. my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
1460. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
1461. my new boss
1462. my new duvet cover!
1463. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
1464. my new toaster has some strange attachments
1465. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
1466. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
1467. my taco face
1468. my time machine isn't working again! D:
1469. my toothache has got worse recently
1470. my wonderful dad!
1471. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
1472. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
1473. new phone who dis
1474. new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
1475. night sledding deserves a quiet night
1476. no matter where we go, its always cold
1477. no one ever suspected the shovel
1478. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
1479. no wonder the cat always sits here
1480. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
1481. nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
1482. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
1483. now you're hungry too.
1484. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
1485. obsession is a dangerous thing
1486. oh I feel a yearning so bad
1487. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
1488. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
1489. oh look, a penny
1490. oh no you didn't
1491. oh, is that godot? Finally...
1492. omfg, space bugs
1493. one does not simply wok into mordor
1494. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
1495. only 90 kids will remember this.
1496. only 90s kids will get this!
1497. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
1498. oompa loompa diggeti doo
1499. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
1500. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
1501. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
1502. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
1503. passed another hitch hiker
1504. peeling back the pages of history
1505. photo proof for you skeptics out there
1506. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
1507. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
1508. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
1509. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
1510. prototype soccer ball
1511. quack quack, motherflipper
1512. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
1513. real letters have curves #Serif
1514. really not how I thought I would die
1515. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
1516. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
1517. reverse et
1518. reverse microwave oven
1519. rm -rf /
1520. run little ghost, run!
1521. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
1522. sad cow is sad
1523. sarlac ball-pit!!!
1524. school's out!
1525. searching for brain, found this instead
1526. senpai noticed me! ^_^
1527. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
1528. share and enjoy
1529. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
1530. should i see a doctor about this?
1531. smiling is for optimists
1532. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
1533. so, scientology...
1534. so. sick. of. this. pic.
1535. some men just want to watch the world burn.
1536. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
1537. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
1538. sorry dad
1539. stay away from my eggcorns
1540. step one: cut a hole in the box
1541. still better than last year in ottawa
1542. stipple slash of saturn
1543. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
1544. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
1545. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
1546. super high intensity training at NORAD
1547. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
1548. take that atheists
1549. take two, they are small
1550. taken from earth orbit
1551. terminal velocity is a myth
1552. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
1553. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
1554. that's me!
1555. that's one nasty burn!
1556. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
1557. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
1558. the charge of the light brigade
1559. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
1560. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
1561. the event horizon returned
1562. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
1563. the floor is made of lava. send help.
1564. the game begins...
1565. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
1566. the hills have eyes
1567. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
1568. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
1569. the new usb feels like a step backward
1570. the only people for me are the mad ones
1571. the rest is darkness and decay
1572. the saddest moment of my childhood
1573. the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
1574. the way of the future
1575. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
1576. their love was doomed from the start...
1577. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
1578. there snow such thing as global warming
1579. they dont need us anymore
1580. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
1581. they said be careful, we said yolo
1582. they said we couldn't play god
1583. they told me carrots were good for eye health
1584. they're all dead, dave.
1585. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
1586. this didn't last long.
1587. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
1588. this guy keeps following me
1589. this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
1590. this is just a tribute #thed
1591. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
1592. this is not what i meant it to be
1593. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
1594. this is the weirdest hickey.
1595. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
1596. this plot is odd.
1597. this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
1598. this was in the bible
1599. this was my inspiration
1600. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
1601. those weren't Altoids.
1602. throwing epic shade!
1603. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
1604. today's to do list
1605. too much lens flare?
1606. too much right beef
1607. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
1608. true culprit of global warming!
1609. truly, i am euphoric
1610. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
1611. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
1612. two great tastes that go great together
1613. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
1614. unhappy in space
1615. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
1616. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
1617. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
1618. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
1619. void main() { fork; }
1620. wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
1621. wake up sheeple!
1622. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
1623. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
1624. watching dune on shrooms
1625. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
1626. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
1627. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
1628. we have the technology.
1629. we sail the ocean orange
1630. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
1631. welcome to Argentina
1632. welcome to the internet
1633. welcome to the space jam
1634. well, so much for the space program
1635. well, this really puts things in perspective.
1636. what a bummer
1637. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
1638. what if it's a ghost pepper?
1639. what to have for breakfast?
1640. what's a lens cap?
1641. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
1642. when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
1643. when you see it...
1644. where should i put this cool new tatto?
1645. where to buy spanish ham ?
1646. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
1647. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
1648. who do you think I am?
1649. whoops GPS error
1650. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
1651. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
1652. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
1653. worst horse ever :(
1654. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
1655. would you choose the microwave over this?
1656. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
1657. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
1658. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
1659. yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
1660. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
1661. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
1662. you know, for kids
1663. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
1664. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
1665. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
1666. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
1667. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
1668. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
1669. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
1670. ちょっとまってください！
1671. 突っ込むところもねい！
1672. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
1673. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
1674. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
1675. 💩

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1. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
2. "...The Aristocrats."
3. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
4. "Bake him away, toys"
5. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
6. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
7. "I am So. Much. More."
8. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
9. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
10. "Is it symmetric this way?"
11. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
12. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
13. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
14. ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
15. [Metal Gear sound effect]
16. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
17. [user was banned for this text]
18. *Darth Vader Breathing*
19. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
20. *Tips fedora*
21. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
22. #awefullyNicetractsofland
23. #bedhead
24. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
25. #bornthisway
26. #BROKEN
27. #CATSANDBIRDS
28. #caturday
29. #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
30. #comfortfood
31. #Compromise
32. #DANGERZONE
33. #delfie
34. #Donthate #Truelove
35. #DrinkSaltwater
36. #duckface
37. #fallingfromorbit
38. #flavorbomb
39. #giganticflower #headshot
40. #GOD
41. #gps be like
42. #hashtag
43. #Hopeicanfly
44. #illuminati
45. #imnotracistbut
46. #lifehacks
47. #livefeed #colonoscopy
48. #Long_Exposure
49. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
50. #me #throwbackthursday
51. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
52. #Nailpolish
53. #newhipsterbike
54. #nofilter
55. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
56. #nomakeup #justnatural
57. #nomakeup #natural
58. #notallmen
59. #notamodel #nofilter
60. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
61. #Photobomb
62. #saturday #memories #beautiful
63. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
64. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
65. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
66. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
67. #stublife
68. #sudowoodoproblems
69. #Toobigtofall
70. #toothproblems
71. #twinsies
72. #vampiremirrorselfie
73. <3 hanging out with saruman
74. >< ))*>
75. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
76. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
77. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
78. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
79. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
80. 💩
81. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
82. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
83. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
84. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
85. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
86. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
87. 3 year olds first lego experience
88. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
89. 8.5 hours later...
90. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
91. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
92. A delicate pear
93. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
94. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
95. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
96. A job so boring a bird could do it
97. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
98. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
99. Aaaaaargh
100. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
101. about to die lol
102. ack
103. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
104. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
105. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
106. All flesh is grass
107. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
108. All things considered, it turned out nice again
109. Allons-Y!
110. Always get a full nights rest
111. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
112. Am I a Pokemon?
113. amazons newest delivery method
114. Amirite??
115. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
116. An eight-stringed octopus?
117. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
118. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
119. and suddenly, popcorn
120. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
121. and then there were nine
122. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
123. and to think this is where it all started
124. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
125. Another one bites the dust
126. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
127. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
128. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
129. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
130. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
131. Apparently it's a thing now...
132. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
133. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
134. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
135. apple's new offering: iscream
136. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
137. April Fools!
138. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
139. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
140. are you sure this is a commandline?
141. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
142. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
143. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
144. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
145. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
146. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
147. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
148. australia is not NZ!
149. AUUUGH
150. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
151. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
152. Aww, honey, don't cry...
153. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
154. back on tinder!
155. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
156. Banana invasion in progress
157. BANANANANANANANANANA
158. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
159. Bangarang Motherfuckers
160. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
161. Bay-bae lolz
162. Bazookateer crossing
163. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
164. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
165. Belgium
166. Best Christmas gift EVER!
167. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
168. Best Halloween costume yet!
169. Best map projection ever
170. best republican caucus ever!
171. Best. Funeral. Ever.
172. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
173. big ben is going down.
174. Big bowl of star-flakes
175. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
176. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
177. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
178. bit nosy, aren't you?
179. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
180. Black box recorder
181. Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
182. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
183. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
184. Bomber one on approach
185. bowTieght!
186. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
187. breakfast in 'merica
188. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
189. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
190. bURMA sHAVE!
191. Burnination? Huh?
192. Burrito night
193. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
194. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
195. Cakephants are my new friends
196. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
197. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
198. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
199. Cant explain that
200. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
201. Cat tax paid
202. caught the sunset tonight at midday
203. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
204. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
205. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
206. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
207. check out my new sauron fanfic
208. Check out my new sonic oc!
209. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
210. check out my usb sword!
211. Choose your snuggle toy
212. Christ, what an asshole.
213. clever girl.....
214. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
215. Click to show secret text
216. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
217. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
218. come on, put on the slippers.
219. Come with me on a journey into time and space
220. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
221. conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
222. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
223. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
224. Copernicus: The early years
225. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
226. cowabunga, dudes!
227. crawling and texting #badcombination
228. crenellate good times, c'Mon!
229. Cruise Kingdom
230. cthulu caught me slipping
231. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
232. Da_FEELS###!
233. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
234. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
235. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
236. damn tree!
237. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
238. Damn, two o'clock already?
239. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
240. Dawn of the Bread
241. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
242. Day 12: it's going well I think
243. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
244. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
245. Daylight spending time!
246. Deal with it
247. Death star model 0.0.73
248. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
249. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
250. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
251. Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
252. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
253. diy abortion
254. Do I look like a penguin?
255. Do my feet look fat?
256. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
257. Do the Harlem Shake
258. Do you feline lucky, punk?
259. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
260. does my ass look big in this?
261. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
262. Does this look like pink eye to you?
263. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
264. dOG SHAMING
265. Dominos delivers!
266. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
267. Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
268. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
269. Don't have a cow, man
270. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
271. Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
272. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
273. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
274. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
275. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
276. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
277. DuckDuckGoes!
278. duckface is the new radians
279. Dude, I can totally catch this!
280. Dude, where's my car?
281. Dude! Dude? Dude.
282. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
283. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
284. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
285. Eat my shorts
286. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
287. emergency butter delivery
288. engage!
289. Et boum! C'est le choc!
290. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
291. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
292. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
293. every breath you take, every move you make
294. Every day my damn cat makes this face
295. everyday i'm shoveling
296. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
297. everything makes sense now
298. Everything truly IS awesome!
299. Evolution of puzzles
300. Existance is an illusion
301. Extreme beer pong
302. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
303. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
304. Fancy
305. father & daughter re-unite!
306. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
307. FENTON!!! FENTON!
308. Field Trip!
309. File not found ... creating fake file...
310. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
311. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
312. finally got that squid stache
313. Finally here!
314. Fire can sometimes be hot?
315. First day of school.
316. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
317. First post, be friendly
318. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
319. First time posting, please be nice
320. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
321. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
322. Flat file viewing
323. flying car - it is now officially the future
324. FML
325. Fnnnaarrrrr!
326. Foiled again by the bell curve
327. food crisis strategy
328. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
329. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
330. for science!
331. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
332. forgot to turn the oven off!
333. Formal on top, party on the bottom
334. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
335. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
336. Found this in my garden, wtf?
337. Found this mushroom, thought of you
338. found this on google maps earlier.
339. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
340. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
341. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
342. FUCK NOT AGAIN
343. Fucking CAKE
344. Fulfilling western ideals!
345. funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
346. furrowed mustache
347. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
348. get your ass to mars
349. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
350. go home elephant you are drunk
351. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
352. Goldilocks party!
353. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
354. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
355. Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
356. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
357. Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
358. Got your nose!
359. Gotta catch em all.
360. gotta take big ben down a peg
361. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
362. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
363. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
364. Great ScotT!
365. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
366. Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
367. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
368. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
369. ha ha ha... no.
370. Had to settle for a beard
371. haha oh my cat
372. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
373. HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
374. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
375. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
376. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
377. Have fun stormin' da castle.
378. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
379. Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
380. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
381. He did say it was edible
382. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
383. He nailed it!
384. He was never seen again
385. hello darkness my old friend
386. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
387. help wanted. inquire within.
388. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
389. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
390. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
391. Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
392. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
393. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
394. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
395. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
396. hobbitses
397. HODOR!
398. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
399. Holy Meals on Wheels
400. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
401. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
402. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
403. Houston, we are the problem
404. How did I get here?!?
405. how do I take photos with this?
406. how do you get the screensaver off?
407. How does this work again?
408. How many can there be?
409. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
410. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
411. Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
412. I think I need new glasses.
413. I 'M out of the acorn
414. I am a beautiful person.
415. I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
416. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
417. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
418. I believe in an afterbirth.
419. I blame supernasa
420. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
421. I broke cookie clicker...
422. i broke it
423. I broke the etch & sketch
424. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
425. I can has cheezburger?
426. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
427. I can take photos with my teeth!
428. I can walk on my hands
429. I can't believe it's not cake batter
430. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
431. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
432. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
433. I CHOOSE YOU!
434. i do the same thing at frat parties
435. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
436. I don't get it either.
437. I don't know
438. I don't know how to play...
439. i don't remember this scene form star wars
440. I don't think I really understand what this is.
441. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
442. I don't think this is working
443. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
444. i donna think it means what you think it means
445. I dream of death
446. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
447. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
448. I find this picture reflects my soul.
449. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
450. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
451. I forgot to get a plane
452. I fought the law. They won
453. I found a three fingered kitten!
454. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
455. I got a new geigerteller
456. I got the job!
457. I guess I only have myself to blame.
458. I has a sad
459. i hate it when this happens
460. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
461. I hate waking up from a really good dream
462. i have a bad feeling about this.
463. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
464. I have never been happy
465. I hope he's not hungry
466. I just bought this
467. I just can't see the point anymore
468. I just don't get recursion.
469. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
470. i just want to do existential things with my friends
471. I just want to watch the world burn
472. I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
473. I knew there would be side effects
474. I like this picture
475. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
476. I lost my tooth
477. I lost my wits
478. i love a good featureless white void
479. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
480. I love star wars!
481. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
482. i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
483. I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
484. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
485. i need to do my laundry more often.
486. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
487. I never understood that part of the bibile
488. I only wanted a cheeseburger
489. i pushed this. was that bad?
490. I put on my wizard robe and hat
491. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
492. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
493. I say: nuts to that!
494. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
495. I sentence you to deliciousness!
496. I solved the debt crisis!
497. I still say it looks White and Gold!
498. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
499. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
500. I think I can... I think I can
501. i think i need to get out more.
502. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
503. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
504. I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
505. I think there's something here
506. I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
507. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
508. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
509. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
510. I thought it was a good idea at the time
511. I thought it would be bigger
512. I thought of it, and it happened
513. I thought this ball pit would be more fun
514. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
515. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
516. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
517. I told you to keep the raptors secure
518. I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
519. I used to be like... but then i was all...
520. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
521. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
522. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
523. I was just trying to install freebsd...
524. I was late
525. I welcome our event-driven overlords
526. I will take that one please
527. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
528. I wish I could ride in a balloon
529. i wonder why you left me here.
530. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
531. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
532. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
533. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
534. I'd call this experiment a success.
535. I'd tap dat.
536. I'll catch it one day
537. I'll never fit in!
538. i'll never get tired of this.
539. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
540. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
541. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
542. I'm a fighter!
543. I'm a wizard!
544. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
545. i'm just surprised it took this long.
546. I'm lost without your love, baby
547. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
548. I'm never going on chatroulette again
549. I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
550. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
551. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
552. i'm now 75% more efficient
553. I'm ready!
554. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
555. I've been robbed!
556. I've discovered a new clean-power source
557. I've found a new way to feed the poor
558. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
559. I've made a huge mistake
560. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
561. i've never felt so alone.
562. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
563. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
564. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
565. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
566. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
567. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
568. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
569. If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
570. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
571. If you're brave enough...
572. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
573. Ikea art
574. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
575. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
576. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
577. in line at the dmv
578. In my dreams I'm always strong
579. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
580. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
581. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
582. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
583. in theathers, close to you
584. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
585. International relationships are getting worse
586. intertial reference frame, activate!
587. is good idea yes
588. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
589. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
590. Is that a new pokemon?
591. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
592. IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
593. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
594. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
595. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
596. is this illegal?
597. is this just a fantasy?
598. Is this real life?
599. Is this room 101?
600. Is this too cheesy?
601. it all fits together, guys!
602. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
603. It is never safe.
604. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
605. it makes sense if you think about it
606. It seemed better in my head
607. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
608. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
609. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
610. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
611. It was the rational response
612. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
613. It's a Finger trap
614. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
615. It's bigger after you put it together.
616. it's in a good part of town
617. it's like rain on your wedding day!
618. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
619. It's not a good part of town
620. It's smaller on the outside
621. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
622. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
623. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
624. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
625. Just a little more to the right
626. Just another day in paradise
627. Just combing my M.C. Escher
628. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
629. Just Got A new camera phone!
630. Just one of those days
631. just playing with my pet
632. Just some home decorating
633. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
634. kang, do i look good in this?
635. keep on truckin...
636. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
637. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
638. ksp mission success
639. ladies
640. Larry asked me to be his wingman
641. last march of the ents
642. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
643. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
644. leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
645. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
646. Legal Issues
647. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
648. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
649. Let's have a blinking contest
650. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
651. Life is a matter of perspective, really.
652. Light traffic today.
653. Like a G6, baby, like a g6
654. like my new haircut?
655. Like my new nails?
656. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
657. London
658. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
659. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
660. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
661. Look at me jumping!
662. Look at my dollar coin
663. Look at my new blue dress!
664. look at my new dog!
665. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
666. Look at that fart propulsion
667. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
668. look ma, no hands!
669. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
670. look what happened to my satellite
671. look what i found underneath my pillow
672. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
673. Lost in Space...
674. love it!
675. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
676. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
677. Macklemore concert was awesome!
678. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
679. Magnificent as fuck
680. Magnified 10,000 times
681. Making a selfie.
682. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
683. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
684. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
685. Man, it's windy
686. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
687. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
688. Mari-OH
689. mario Kart is harder in real life
690. married a cat
691. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
692. Maths are hard
693. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
694. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
695. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
696. me and all my friends
697. Me, before the topical ointment
698. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
699. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
700. Mentos and lava
701. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
702. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
703. Minimalist cat
704. Minister! We're running out of time.
705. Mistakes were made.
706. Mmm, Spider cake!
707. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
708. modest pile of dinosaurs
709. Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
710. Monday mornings
711. monkey movember
712. More advantages to USB type c revealed
713. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
714. Moses lied to me.
715. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
716. Muahahahahahah
717. My 7 picture is upside down
718. My baby is learning how to write!
719. My boyfriend finally proposed!
720. my castles stand on pillars of sand
721. My cat barfed this out
722. my cat got into the *other* catnip
723. My cat is cuter than yours.
724. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
725. my children will never understand me
726. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
727. My clothes need a wash...
728. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
729. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
730. my friend posing while a plane flies by
731. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
732. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
733. My gout's acting up again
734. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
735. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
736. My house is my castle
737. my lasik didn't go so well.
738. MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
739. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
740. My new cat is awesome
741. my new duvet cover!
742. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
743. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
744. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
745. My new tattoo
746. my new toaster has some strange attachments
747. My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
748. My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
749. My nose will grow now.
750. My parents took away my phone privileges
751. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
752. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
753. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
754. My selfie stick broke.
755. My tastes are very... singular
756. my time machine isn't working again! D:
757. my toothache has got worse recently
758. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
759. my wonderful dad!
760. Myspace tom to ground control-
761. mYTH BUSTED!
762. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
763. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
764. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
765. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
766. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
767. Never gonna give you up...
768. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
769. New amazon product
770. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
771. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
772. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
773. New haircut!
774. New means to help collect more evidence
775. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
776. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
777. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
778. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
779. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
780. night sledding deserves a quiet night
781. No guitar without a sombrero
782. No lie, this is delicious
783. no one ever suspected the shovel
784. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
785. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
786. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
787. no wonder the cat always sits here
788. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
789. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
790. NO. JUST NO.
791. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
792. nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
793. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
794. Nope nope nope nope nope
795. Not a fruit
796. Not Again :(
797. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
798. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
799. Note: HUGE SUCCess
800. Nothing new under the sun
801. Notice anything different?
802. Now turn it upside-down
803. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
804. now you're hungry too.
805. NUTS!
806. obsession is a dangerous thing
807. Office gamification has got out of hand.
808. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
809. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
810. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
811. Oh god is it still following me?
812. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
813. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
814. Oh God! It's happening again!
815. Oh here we go
816. oh I feel a yearning so bad
817. oh look, a penny
818. OH MY GOD A HORSE
819. oh no you didn't
820. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
821. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
822. Oh no, it's the moon
823. Oh No! Not again!
824. Oh no! Not Again.
825. Oh no! Not again.
826. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
827. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
828. omfg, space bugs
829. OMG Becky look at her butt
830. OMG I cannot even
831. OMG! Kittens!
832. OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
833. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
834. one does not simply wok into mordor
835. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
836. One of the less popular Transformers.
837. One of these things doesn't belong.
838. One of those mornings...
839. One year ago I looked like this
840. only 90s kids will get this!
841. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
842. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
843. oompa loompa diggeti doo
844. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
845. Oops.
846. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
847. Otters. They are the craziest.
848. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
849. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
850. Our proudest moment
851. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
852. Ow.
853. Oy, my giblets!
854. Pac-man's missing piece
855. Pants Optional
856. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
857. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
858. Park and ride
859. PARKOUR IN ACTION
860. Parlez vous Francais?
861. passed another hitch hiker
862. peeling back the pages of history
863. Penguins are people too #equality
864. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
865. Perspective issues
866. photo proof for you skeptics out there
867. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
868. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
869. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
870. Picasso's illegitimate child...
871. Picked this up at the thrift shop
872. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
873. Picking mushrooms
874. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
875. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
876. Pintsize what are you doing?!
877. Pizza TIME
878. play it cool
879. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
880. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
881. PostPostModern art
882. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
883. Press 'continue' to abort.
884. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
885. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
886. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
887. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
888. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
889. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
890. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
891. prototype soccer ball
892. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
893. Putin Putin in orbit
894. Quite.
895. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
896. Ramen is squishy and soft
897. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
898. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
899. real letters have curves #Serif
900. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
901. really not how I thought I would die
902. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
903. rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
904. release the kraken
905. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
906. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
907. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
908. reverse et
909. rm -rf /
910. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
911. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
912. Robots in much better disguise
913. rodeo!!
914. Rollerskating always was overrated
915. run little ghost, run!
916. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
917. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
918. Said the duchess to the vicar.
919. Sarlac ball pit!
920. sarlac ball-pit!!!
921. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
922. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
923. school's out!
924. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
925. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
926. Screw it, here's a cat pic
927. searching for brain, found this instead
928. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
929. See it again in slo mo
930. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
931. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
932. Self Portrait: Complete.
933. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
934. Selfie in the morning
935. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
936. share and enjoy
937. should i see a doctor about this?
938. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
939. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
940. smiling is for optimists
941. Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
942. Snowman accident
943. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
944. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
945. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
946. So long and thanks for all the fish!
947. So long, and thanks for all the fish
948. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
949. So thats What Jesus did
950. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
951. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
952. So, it has come to this...
953. So, this happened.
954. so. sick. of. this. pic.
955. So... those were real
956. So...Magnets, right?
957. some men just want to watch the world burn.
958. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
959. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
960. someone take this banana off my face
961. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
962. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
963. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
964. Sometimes all you can do is wait
965. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
966. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
967. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
968. Somewhere, this exists.
969. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
970. sorry dad
971. Sorry for the potato quality.
972. SPAAAAAAAAcE
973. Spaaaaaaaace!
974. Space from my window
975. Spiders. Nope.
976. Spring has sprang
977. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
978. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
979. stay away from my eggcorns
980. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
981. Step 1: Jump the shark.
982. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
983. step one: cut a hole in the box
984. Steve is realxing
985. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
986. still better than last year in ottawa
987. stipple slash of saturn
988. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
989. Stop stalin and make up your mind
990. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
991. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
992. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
993. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
994. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
995. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
996. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
997. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
998. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
999. take that atheists
1000. take two, they are small
1001. taken from earth orbit
1002. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
1003. Target Found.
1004. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
1005. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
1006. Thanks Obama!
1007. Thanks!
1008. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
1009. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
1010. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
1011. That sweater is so 2013
1012. That was one hell of a party last night.
1013. That was when things started to get a little weird.
1014. That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
1015. That's just not very funny
1016. that's me!
1017. That's not a nut!
1018. that's one nasty burn!
1019. That's too much, man!
1020. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
1021. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
1022. The basis for fast and furious 13.
1023. The best brick joke possible.
1024. The birds found the hobbit hole
1025. The building blocks of life
1026. The Captain Crunch Kraken
1027. The cat brought in another bird.
1028. the charge of the light brigade
1029. The choice is simple.
1030. The dark helps me see in the carrots
1031. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
1032. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
1033. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
1034. The Dissolution of Parliament.
1035. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
1036. the dog scanned my homework
1037. The dress is black and white!
1038. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
1039. The ents met the triffids
1040. the event horizon returned
1041. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
1042. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
1043. the floor is made of lava. send help.
1044. The French space program
1045. the game begins...
1046. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
1047. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
1048. the hills have eyes
1049. The HORROR!
1050. The horrors of war
1051. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
1052. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
1053. The last thing we see before we die
1054. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
1055. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
1056. The Little Borg Prince
1057. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
1058. The magic smoke escaped :(
1059. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
1060. The moon landing was a lie
1061. The moon looks weird today
1062. The Moon Will Eat What it will
1063. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
1064. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
1065. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
1066. the new usb feels like a step backward
1067. The newest Olympic sport
1068. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
1069. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
1070. the only people for me are the mad ones
1071. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
1072. The prophecy was true!
1073. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
1074. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
1075. the saddest moment of my childhood
1076. The second mouse gets the cheese
1077. The secret to infinite storage space
1078. The side of my car. #roadrage
1079. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
1080. The solution to all life's problems
1081. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
1082. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
1083. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
1084. The time has come.
1085. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
1086. The unforgiving war on health
1087. The view outside of my airplane window.
1088. The vlog was better than the movie
1089. the way of the future
1090. The weight of life in a starry landscape
1091. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
1092. The Zebra was lying down
1093. their love was doomed from the start...
1094. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
1095. There goes the neighborhood...
1096. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
1097. there snow such thing as global warming
1098. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
1099. There's a third bump, growing fast
1100. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
1101. These cravings will never stop
1102. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
1103. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
1104. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
1105. they dont need us anymore
1106. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
1107. they said be careful, we said yolo
1108. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
1109. They see me rolling, they hating
1110. they told me carrots were good for eye health
1111. they're all dead, dave.
1112. They're all watching me
1113. Things Lost in couch cushions
1114. This apple got a face on it dog
1115. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
1116. this didn't last long.
1117. This explains everything
1118. This explains it all
1119. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
1120. this guy keeps following me
1121. This guy...
1122. This is a cat
1123. This is a good idea
1124. This is exactly what you think it is
1125. This is how we celebrate easter usually
1126. This is how you get ants!
1127. This is just like my 5th birthday party.
1128. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
1129. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
1130. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
1131. this is not what i meant it to be
1132. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
1133. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
1134. This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
1135. this is the weirdest hickey.
1136. This is twitter, right? #confused
1137. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
1138. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
1139. This is what happiness looks like
1140. This is what I do on friday evenings now
1141. This is what i had for breakfast
1142. This is why I'm not an EMT
1143. This is why we can't have good things
1144. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
1145. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
1146. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
1147. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
1148. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
1149. This needs a motivational text
1150. This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
1151. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
1152. This one weird object blocks out the light!
1153. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
1154. This photo mooves me
1155. This photo was taken from my basement
1156. This photo was taken from my iphone
1157. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
1158. this was in the bible
1159. this was my inspiration
1160. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
1161. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
1162. This will require more delta-V than we expected.
1163. those weren't Altoids.
1164. Threaten large birds... check.
1165. throwing epic shade!
1166. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
1167. Time to reap the whirlwind!
1168. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
1169. To infinity and Birdyond!
1170. To the victor go the spoils.
1171. Today i am a Chinese clock
1172. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
1173. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
1174. too much lens flare?
1175. too much right beef
1176. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
1177. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
1178. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
1179. Travel the length of these massive bison
1180. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
1181. Trees on a hill #nofilter
1182. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
1183. Triumph. Pure triumph.
1184. True Self-Control
1185. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
1186. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
1187. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
1188. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
1189. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
1190. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
1191. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
1192. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
1193. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
1194. two great tastes that go great together
1195. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
1196. Tycoon Simulator 2015
1197. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
1198. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
1199. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
1200. unhappy in space
1201. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
1202. Universe man, Universe man...
1203. Unzipped sock
1204. USB SUX
1205. Use the force responsibly.
1206. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
1207. Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
1208. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
1209. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
1210. Visited mom today
1211. Visual representation of Dubstep
1212. Wait ... what? I don't even...
1213. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
1214. Wait for it...
1215. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
1216. Wait, you can see that too
1217. WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
1218. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
1219. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
1220. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
1221. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
1222. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
1223. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
1224. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
1225. We are not men. we are devo.
1226. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
1227. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
1228. We didn't start the fire
1229. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
1230. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
1231. we have the technology.
1232. We live in a golden age!
1233. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
1234. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
1235. we sail the ocean orange
1236. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
1237. We've given up trying to justify this.
1238. We've got a problem
1239. Weeeee!!!
1240. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
1241. welcome to Argentina
1242. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
1243. welcome to the internet
1244. welcome to the space jam
1245. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
1246. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
1247. Well, now this is a thing.
1248. well, so much for the space program
1249. Well, this is a puzzling development.
1250. well, this really puts things in perspective.
1251. Welp, there's your problem
1252. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
1253. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
1254. Whale Selfie!
1255. What a beautiful time to be alive!
1256. What are pixels?
1257. What are you, a dictionary?
1258. What could go wrong?
1259. What could possibly go wrong™?
1260. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
1261. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
1262. what to have for breakfast?
1263. What, Me worry?
1264. What? It's always that color.
1265. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
1266. When everything looks like a hammer
1267. When in doubt, just blow on it!
1268. When pandas have nightmares
1269. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
1270. When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
1271. Where are the three sea shells?
1272. Where did THAT come from?
1273. Where did this road come from?!?
1274. where do all the cheetos go
1275. Where do I plug this in?
1276. where should i put this cool new tatto?
1277. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
1278. where to buy spanish ham ?
1279. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
1280. Who came first?
1281. who do you think I am?
1282. Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
1283. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
1284. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
1285. Who stepped on my pop tart?
1286. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
1287. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
1288. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
1289. Who's that Pokémon?
1290. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
1291. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
1292. Why did it have to end this Way?
1293. Why did the cypress cross the road?
1294. Why do dogs like this?
1295. Why do people do this?
1296. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
1297. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
1298. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
1299. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
1300. Why potato why?
1301. Why should squirrel learn baseball
1302. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
1303. Why?
1304. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
1305. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
1306. worst horse ever :(
1307. Worst pokemon ever
1308. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
1309. Worth it for the karma.
1310. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
1311. Wow, did you see that??!!
1312. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
1313. Wow. Just, Wow.
1314. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
1315. WTF!?
1316. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
1317. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
1318. Yeah... never gonna happen
1319. YES
1320. Yes, I followed the instructions!
1321. You are not a good person
1322. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
1323. you know, for kids
1324. You must be new here.
1325. You want to know how i got these scars?
1326. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
1327. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
1328. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
1329. You'll never guess what happens next...
1330. Zoidgebra 101
1331. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
1332. ちょっとまってください！

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1. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
2. "...The Aristocrats."
3. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
4. "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
5. "Bake him away, toys"
6. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
7. "Cat-like Reflexes"
8. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
9. "I am So. Much. More."
10. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
11. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
12. "Is it symmetric this way?"
13. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
14. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
15. "The colour out of space" and black.
16. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
17. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
18. #720_no_scope
19. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
20. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
21. #BROKEN
22. #CATSANDBIRDS
23. #Compromise
24. #DANGERZONE
25. #DARE to #DREAM
26. #Donthate #Truelove
27. #DrinkSaltwater
28. #GOD
29. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
30. #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
31. #Hopeicanfly
32. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
33. #Long_Exposure
34. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
35. #Nailpolish
36. #Photobomb
37. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
38. #Toobigtofall
39. #awefullyNicetractsofland
40. #bedhead
41. #blessed
42. #bornthisway
43. #caturday
44. #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
45. #comfortfood
46. #delfie
47. #drbalanced
48. #duckface
49. #essentialsupplies
50. #fallingfromorbit
51. #flavorbomb
52. #giganticflower #headshot
53. #gps be like
54. #hashtag
55. #hoax
56. #illuminati
57. #imnotracistbut
58. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
59. #justnasathings
60. #lifehacks
61. #livefeed #colonoscopy
62. #lolcats
63. #me #throwbackthursday
64. #newhipsterbike
65. #nofilter
66. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
67. #nomakeup #justnatural
68. #nomakeup #natural
69. #notallmen
70. #notamodel #nofilter
71. #onering #fuckhobbits
72. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
73. #parsnipandoldlace
74. #rememberthetitans
75. #satellite #navigation
76. #saturday #memories #beautiful
77. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
78. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
79. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
80. #stublife
81. #sudowoodoproblems
82. #teamplayer
83. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
84. #this_is_sparta
85. #toothproblems
86. #twinsies
87. #vampiremirrorselfie
88. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
89. 'Murica, hell yeah!
90. ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
91. *Darth Vader Breathing*
92. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
93. *Tips fedora*
94. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
95. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
96. ...Freudian sense tingling...
97. ...monsters from the id...
98. 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
99. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
100. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
101. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
102. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
103. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
104. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
105. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
106. 2pm and i'm not drunk yet
107. 3 year olds first lego experience
108. 4 8 15 16 23 42
109. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
110. 5th of November went too far this year
111. 8.5 hours later...
112. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
113. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
114. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
115.  :-(
116. <3 hanging out with saruman
117. >< ))*>
118.  ?????????????
119. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
120. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
121. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
122. A delicate pear
123. A job so boring a bird could do it
124. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
125. A window into my soul
126. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
127. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
128. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
129. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
130. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
131. AGHHHHH
132. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
133. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
134. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
135. AUUUGH
136. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
137. Aaaaaargh
138. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
139. Aesthetic.
140. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
141. Alan?
142. All flesh is grass
143. All my selfies be like
144. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
145. All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
146. All things considered, it turned out nice again
147. Allons-Y!
148. Always get a full nights rest
149. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
150. Am I a Pokemon?
151. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
152. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
153. Amirite??
154. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
155. An eight-stringed octopus?
156. An unsuccessful bike design...
157. And so the hunt begins!
158. And the least of the five evils is....
159. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
160. Angry sofa is angry.
161. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
162. Another one bites the dust
163. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
164. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
165. Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
166. Any hatchlings in here?
167. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
168. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
169. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
170. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
171. Apparently it's a thing now...
172. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
173. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
174. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
175. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
176. April Fools!
177. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
178. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
179. Are you kidding me?
180. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
181. As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
182. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
183. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
184. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
185. As you can see It's windy out here
186. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
187. Asteroids hate him!
188. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
189. At least it stopped bleeding acid
190. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
191. Attracted to black holes, HELP!
192. Aw, yisss!
193. Aww, honey, don't cry...
194. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
195. Ayyyy LMAO!
196. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
197. BANANANANANANANANANA
198. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
199. BDSM bringing another relationship together
200. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
201. Banana invasion in progress
202. Bangarang Motherfuckers
203. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
204. Bay-bae lolz
205. Bazookateer crossing
206. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
207. Before his untimely death.
208. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
209. Belgium
210. Best Christmas gift EVER!
211. Best Halloween costume yet!
212. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
213. Best map projection ever
214. Best. Funeral. Ever.
215. Beyond Level 256...
216. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
217. Big bowl of star-flakes
218. Bird seed companies HATE him
219. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
220. Birds: secretly a type of banana.
221. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
222. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
223. Black begins and wins.
224. Black box recorder
225. Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
226. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
227. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
228. Bomber one on approach
229. Bonehenge
230. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
231. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
232. Bulls don't often sit like this!
233. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
234. Burnination? Huh?
235. Burrito night
236. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
237. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
238. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
239. CERN proves existence of "the force"
240. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
241. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
242. Cakephants are my new friends
243. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
244. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
245. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
246. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
247. Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt
248. Cant explain that
249. Captain obvious strikes again
250. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
251. Car tiddlywinks proves success
252. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
253. Cat tax paid
254. Catman
255. Ce n'est pas un canard
256. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
257. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
258. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
259. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
260. Check out my new sonic oc!
261. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
262. Choose your snuggle toy
263. Christ, what an asshole.
264. Click "Like" when you see it!
265. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
266. Click to show secret text
267. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
268. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
269. Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
270. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
271. Come on party people, put your hands together
272. Come with me on a journey into time and space
273. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
274. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
275. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
276. Copernicus: The early years
277. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
278. Crocodile Pink Eye
279. Cruise Kingdom
280. Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
281. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
282. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
283. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
284. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
285. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
286. Da_FEELS###!
287. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
288. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
289. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
290. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
291. Damn, two o'clock already?
292. Dance contest! #YOLO
293. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
294. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
295. Dawn of the Bread
296. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
297. Dawn: The Final day
298. Day 12: it's going well I think
299. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
300. Daylight spending time!
301. Deal with it
302. Death star model 0.0.73
303. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
304. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
305. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
306. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
307. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
308. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
309. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
310. Do I look fat in this photo?
311. Do I look like a penguin?
312. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
313. Do my feet look fat?
314. Do my feet smell?
315. Do the Harlem Shake
316. Do you care to #engage with this #content
317. Do you feline lucky, punk?
318. Do you have a lighter?
319. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
320. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
321. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
322. Does my eye look bloodshot?
323. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
324. Does this look infected?
325. Does this look like pink eye to you?
326. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
327. Dominos delivers!
328. Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
329. Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
330. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
331. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
332. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
333. Don't have a cow, man
334. Don't inhale!
335. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
336. Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
337. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
338. Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
339. Down time
340. Dryads. that is all.
341. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
342. DuckDuckGoes!
343. Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
344. Dude! Dude? Dude.
345. Dude, I can totally catch this!
346. Dude, where's my car?
347. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
348. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
349. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
350. Early stages of Giraffe evolution
351. Eat my shorts
352. Eating my breakfast!
353. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
354. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
355. Et boum! C'est le choc!
356. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
357. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
358. Every day my damn cat makes this face
359. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
360. Everything truly IS awesome!
361. Evolution of puzzles
362. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
363. Exes, am I right?
364. Existance is an illusion
365. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
366. FENTON!!! FENTON!
367. FML
368. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
369. FUCK NOT AGAIN
370. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
371. Fancy
372. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
373. Field Trip!
374. File not found ... creating fake file...
375. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
376. Finally here!
377. Finally, new tires
378. Fire can sometimes be hot?
379. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
380. First day at school
381. First day of school.
382. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
383. First post, be friendly
384. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
385. First time posting, please be nice
386. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
387. Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
388. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
389. Flat file viewing
390. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
391. Flying fish had no affect on it
392. Fnnnaarrrrr!
393. Foiled again by the bell curve
394. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
395. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
396. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
397. Formal on top, party on the bottom
398. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
399. Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
400. Found this in my garden, wtf?
401. Found this mushroom, thought of you
402. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
403. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
404. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
405. Fucking CAKE
406. Fulfilling western ideals!
407. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
408. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
409. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
410. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
411. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
412. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
413. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
414. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
415. Get that camera out of my face!
416. Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
417. Go purr yourself!
418. Goldilocks party!
419. Goodnight moon
420. Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
421. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
422. Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
423. Got your nose!
424. Gotta catch em all.
425. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
426. Great ScotT!
427. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
428. Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
429. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
430. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
431. Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
432. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
433. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
434. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
435. HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
436. HELP I'M just a pheasant
437. HODOR!
438. Had to settle for a beard
439. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
440. Happy Birthday!
441. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
442. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
443. Has science gone too far?
444. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
445. Hat in the cat strike back!
446. Have fun in the Alps lol
447. Have fun stormin' da castle.
448. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
449. He did say it was edible
450. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
451. He left me! :ccc
452. He nailed it!
453. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
454. He was never seen again
455. He's been there for three days
456. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
457. Help! HELP! I need an adult
458. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
459. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
460. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
461. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
462. Hey guys, watch this
463. Hey there cutie
464. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
465. Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
466. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
467. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
468. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
469. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
470. High Bro, five.
471. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
472. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
473. Holy Meals on Wheels
474. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
475. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
476. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
477. Hoping this makes it past customs
478. Houston, we are the problem
479. Hoverboard to full power!
480. How did I get here?
481. How did I get here?!?
482. How did the mars rover get here?
483. How does this work again?
484. How is this still a thing?
485. How many can there be?
486. How much absinthe did you say was in this?
487. How's My new haircut?
488. Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
489. I think I need new glasses.
490. I 'M out of the acorn
491. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
492. I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
493. I CHOOSE YOU!
494. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
495. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
496. I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
497. I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
498. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
499. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
500. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
501. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
502. I always fast forward through this part.
503. I am a beautiful person.
504. I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
505. I am infinite. i am eternal.
506. I am the creator.
507. I believe in an afterbirth.
508. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
509. I blame lack of regulation
510. I blame supernasa
511. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
512. I broke cookie clicker...
513. I broke the etch & sketch
514. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
515. I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
516. I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
517. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
518. I can has cheezburger?
519. I can jump that far!
520. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
521. I can take photos with my teeth!
522. I can walk on my hands
523. I can't believe it's not cake batter
524. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
525. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
526. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
527. I don't get it either.
528. I don't know
529. I don't know how to play...
530. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
531. I don't regret pressing the button
532. I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
533. I don't think I really understand what this is.
534. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
535. I don't think this is working
536. I don't want to set the world on fire
537. I dream of death
538. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
539. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
540. I find this picture reflects my soul.
541. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
542. I fixed it guys
543. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
544. I forgot to get a plane
545. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
546. I fought the law. They won
547. I found a three fingered kitten!
548. I found it!!!!!!!
549. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
550. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
551. I got a new geigerteller
552. I got the job!
553. I got this in the mail today
554. I guess I only have myself to blame.
555. I has a sad
556. I hate the carnival so much right now
557. I hate this channel
558. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
559. I hate waking up from a really good dream
560. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
561. I have never been happy
562. I have tasted many fish
563. I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
564. I hope he's not hungry
565. I just bought this
566. I just can't see the point anymore
567. I just don't get recursion.
568. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
569. I just want to watch the world burn
570. I knew I nailed it!
571. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
572. I knew pi would lead to this
573. I knew there would be side effects
574. I like this picture
575. I loled my head off!!!
576. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
577. I lost my tooth
578. I lost my wits
579. I lost my wrist
580. I love star wars!
581. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
582. I mistook myself for a bird
583. I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
584. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
585. I never understood that part of the bibile
586. I only wanted a cheeseburger
587. I put on my wizard robe and hat
588. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
589. I say: nuts to that!
590. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
591. I sentence you to deliciousness!
592. I should really separate those
593. I solved the debt crisis!
594. I still say it looks White and Gold!
595. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
596. I think I can... I think I can
597. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
598. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
599. I think i lost my dorsal fin
600. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
601. I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
602. I think there's something here
603. I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
604. I think this is the wrong python script
605. I think we deserved it.
606. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
607. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
608. I thought it was a good idea at the time
609. I thought it would be bigger
610. I thought of it, and it happened
611. I thought this ball pit would be more fun
612. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
613. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
614. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
615. I told you to keep the raptors secure
616. I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
617. I used to be like... but then i was all...
618. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
619. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
620. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
621. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
622. I was just trying to install freebsd...
623. I was late
624. I welcome our event-driven overlords
625. I will take that one please
626. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
627. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
628. I wish I could ride in a balloon
629. I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
630. I wonder if it will be friends with me
631. I wonder what will this lead to...
632. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
633. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
634. I'd call this experiment a success.
635. I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
636. I'd take the stairs, but...
637. I'd tap dat.
638. I'd tap that
639. I'll catch it one day
640. I'll just go buy cigarettes
641. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
642. I'll never fit in!
643. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
644. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
645. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
646. I'm a Real Boy!
647. I'm a fighter!
648. I'm a wizard!
649. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
650. I'm going to be smashed to bits
651. I'm lost without your love, baby
652. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
653. I'm never going on chatroulette again
654. I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
655. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
656. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
657. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
658. I'm ready!
659. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
660. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
661. I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
662. I've been robbed!
663. I've discovered a new clean-power source
664. I've found a new way to feed the poor
665. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
666. I've made a huge mistake
667. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
668. I've never felt so empty before
669. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
670. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
671. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
672. IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
673. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
674. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
675. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
676. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
677. If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
678. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
679. If you're brave enough...
680. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
681. If you've got a moustache...
682. Ikea art
683. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
684. In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
685. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
686. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
687. In my dreams I'm always strong
688. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
689. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
690. Initiate evasive maneuver!
691. Insert a turnip into the serial port.
692. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
693. International relationships are getting worse
694. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
695. Is it really today, already?
696. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
697. Is that a new pokemon?
698. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
699. Is there a bee on my nose?
700. Is there really any point? FML
701. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
702. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
703. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
704. Is this real life?
705. Is this room 101?
706. Is this too cheesy?
707. It is never safe.
708. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
709. It seemed better in my head
710. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
711. It was the rational response
712. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
713. It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
714. It's a Finger trap
715. It's a cat ass trophy
716. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
717. It's bigger after you put it together.
718. It's not a good part of town
719. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
720. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
721. It's smaller on the outside
722. It's the little things
723. Jesus Wept
724. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
725. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
726. Job interview today.
727. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
728. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
729. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
730. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
731. Just Got A new camera phone!
732. Just a little more to the right
733. Just another day in paradise
734. Just combing my M.C. Escher
735. Just hangin' around
736. Just one of those days
737. Just some home decorating
738. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
739. Khan!
740. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
741. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
742. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
743. Lack of cucumbers
744. Larry asked me to be his wingman
745. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
746. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
747. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
748. Legal Issues
749. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
750. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
751. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
752. Let's have a blinking contest
753. Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
754. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
755. Life is a matter of perspective, really.
756. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
757. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
758. Life on the moon.
759. Life outside the matrix
760. Light traffic today.
761. Like a G6, baby, like a g6
762. Like my new nails?
763. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
764. London
765. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
766. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
767. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
768. Look at me jumping!
769. Look at my dollar coin
770. Look at my new blue dress!
771. Look at that fart propulsion
772. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
773. Look man, it's never gonna happen
774. Look out!
775. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
776. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
777. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
778. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
779. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
780. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
781. Lost in Space...
782. Love is creepy
783. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
784. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
785. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
786. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
787. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
788. MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
789. Macklemore concert was awesome!
790. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
791. Magnificent as fuck
792. Magnified 10,000 times
793. Making a selfie.
794. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
795. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
796. Man in the Moon slumming
797. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
798. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
799. Man, it's windy
800. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
801. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
802. Mari-OH
803. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
804. Massive orgy reaches climax
805. Maths are hard
806. Max gentleman
807. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
808. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
809. McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
810. Me llamo t-bone
811. Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
812. Me, before the topical ointment
813. Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
814. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
815. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
816. Mentos and lava
817. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
818. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
819. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
820. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
821. Minimalist cat
822. Minister! We're running out of time.
823. Mistakes were made.
824. Mmm, Spider cake!
825. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
826. Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
827. Monday mornings
828. More advantages to USB type c revealed
829. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
830. Moses lied to me.
831. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
832. Muahahahahahah
833. My 7 picture is upside down
834. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
835. My Hobby: freaking people out
836. My baby is learning how to write!
837. My boyfriend finally proposed!
838. My cat barfed this out
839. My cat is cuter than yours.
840. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
841. My clothes need a wash...
842. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
843. My dad in the army
844. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
845. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
846. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
847. My first selfie!
848. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
849. My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts?
850. My gout's acting up again
851. My halloween costume
852. My hero
853. My hobby: photography
854. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
855. My house is my castle
856. My new cat is awesome
857. My new haircut!
858. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
859. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
860. My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
861. My new tattoo
862. My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
863. My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
864. My nose will grow now.
865. My parents took away my phone privileges
866. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
867. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
868. My selfie stick broke.
869. My server cooling system.
870. My tastes are very... singular
871. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
872. Myspace tom to ground control-
873. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
874. NICE MULTIPANTS
875. NO. JUST NO.
876. NUTS!
877. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
878. Nasa is fully funded
879. Need a Haircut
880. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
881. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
882. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
883. Never gonna give you up...
884. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
885. New Super Mario bros in real life!
886. New amazon product
887. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
888. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
889. New car flipping world record set
890. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
891. New haircut!
892. New headcanon:
893. New means to help collect more evidence
894. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
895. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
896. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
897. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
898. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
899. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
900. No guitar without a sombrero
901. No lie, this is delicious
902. No more sorrow!
903. No regrets on this new roofing material
904. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
905. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
906. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
907. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
908. Nom nom nom
909. Nope nope nope nope nope
910. Not Again :(
911. Not a fruit
912. Not as healthy as it looks
913. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
914. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
915. Note: HUGE SUCCess
916. Nothing new under the sun
917. Notice anything different?
918. Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
919. Now turn it upside-down
920. Now we play... the most dangerous game
921. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
922. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
923. Nutritionists hate this simple trick
924. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
925. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
926. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
927. OH MY GOD A HORSE
928. OMG Becky look at her butt
929. OMG I cannot even
930. OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
931. OMG! Kittens!
932. OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
933. Obama pardons Santa claus
934. Office gamification has got out of hand.
935. Oh God! It's happening again!
936. Oh No! Not again!
937. Oh bother not again
938. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
939. Oh god is it still following me?
940. Oh here we go
941. Oh no! Not Again.
942. Oh no! Not again.
943. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
944. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
945. Oh no, it's the moon
946. Oh shit, not again.
947. Oh, Canada...
948. Oh, that's where I left them!
949. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
950. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
951. Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
952. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
953. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
954. One of the less popular Transformers.
955. One of these things doesn't belong.
956. One of those mornings...
957. One year ago I looked like this
958. Only 90s kids will remember
959. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
960. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
961. Oops.
962. Open wide!
963. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
964. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
965. Our proudest moment
966. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
967. Ow.
968. Oy, my giblets!
969. PARKOUR IN ACTION
970. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
971. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
972. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
973. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
974. Pac-man's missing piece
975. Pants Optional
976. Park and ride
977. Parlez vous Francais?
978. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
979. Penguins are people too #equality
980. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
981. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
982. Perspective issues
983. Philae lander found!
984. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
985. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
986. Picasso's illegitimate child...
987. Picked this up at the thrift shop
988. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
989. Picking mushrooms
990. Pintsize what are you doing?!
991. Pizza TIME
992. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
993. Please send help.
994. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
995. PostPostModern art
996. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
997. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
998. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
999. Press 'continue' to abort.
1000. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
1001. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
1002. Prius Love
1003. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
1004. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
1005. Proof: loch ness monster.
1006. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
1007. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
1008. QWANTZ Fanfic
1009. Quite.
1010. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
1011. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
1012. Ramen is squishy and soft
1013. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
1014. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
1015. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
1016. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
1017. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
1018. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
1019. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
1020. Robots in much better disguise
1021. Rock, paper, FACE
1022. Rollerskating always was overrated
1023. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
1024. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
1025. SIDE GOER 4
1026. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
1027. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
1028. SOmething went wrong while shaving...
1029. SPAAAAAAAAcE
1030. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
1031. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
1032. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
1033. Said the duchess to the vicar.
1034. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
1035. Sarlac ball pit!
1036. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
1037. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
1038. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
1039. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
1040. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
1041. Screw it, here's a cat pic
1042. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
1043. See it again in slo mo
1044. Self Portrait: Complete.
1045. Selfie #Nofilter
1046. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
1047. Selfie in the morning
1048. She's got interesting taste in men.
1049. Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
1050. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
1051. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
1052. Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1053. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
1054. Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
1055. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
1056. Snowman accident
1057. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
1058. So long and thanks for all the fish!
1059. So long, and thanks for all the fish
1060. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
1061. So thats What Jesus did
1062. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
1063. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
1064. So, it has come to this...
1065. So, this happened.
1066. So... those were real
1067. So...Magnets, right?
1068. Solo Thumbwar
1069. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
1070. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
1071. Something seems to be wrong with my car
1072. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
1073. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
1074. Sometimes all you can do is wait
1075. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
1076. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
1077. Somewhere, this exists.
1078. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
1079. Soon. Soon...
1080. Sorry for the potato quality.
1081. Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
1082. Spaaaaaaaace!
1083. Space from my window
1084. Spiders. Nope.
1085. Spring has sprang
1086. Stalemate
1087. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
1088. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
1089. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
1090. Step 1: Jump the shark.
1091. Steve is realxing
1092. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
1093. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
1094. Stop stalin and make up your mind
1095. Stop! Hammer time!
1096. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
1097. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
1098. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
1099. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
1100. Sun deflation: optimal
1101. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
1102. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
1103. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
1104. THAT'S NO MOON
1105. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
1106. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
1107. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
1108. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
1109. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
1110. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
1111. THis is a love/hate poem.
1112. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
1113. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
1114. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
1115. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
1116. Take my money!
1117. Talking to my fans...
1118. Tamper-Proof
1119. Target Found.
1120. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
1121. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
1122. Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
1123. Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
1124. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
1125. Thanks Obama!
1126. Thanks!
1127. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
1128. That is one dapper bird.
1129. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
1130. That makes me very angry...
1131. That sweater is so 2013
1132. That was one hell of a party last night.
1133. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
1134. That was when things started to get a little weird.
1135. That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
1136. That's gonna hurt on the way out
1137. That's just not very funny
1138. That's not a chicken
1139. That's not a nut!
1140. That's too much, man!
1141. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
1142. The Captain Crunch Kraken
1143. The Dissolution of Parliament.
1144. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
1145. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
1146. The French space program
1147. The HORROR!
1148. The Little Borg Prince
1149. The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
1150. The Moon Will Eat What it will
1151. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
1152. The Prodigy is in town!
1153. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
1154. The Zebra was lying down
1155. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
1156. The basis for fast and furious 13.
1157. The best brick joke possible.
1158. The birds found the hobbit hole
1159. The building blocks of life
1160. The castle was in you, all along!
1161. The cat brought in another bird.
1162. The choice is simple.
1163. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
1164. The dark helps me see in the carrots
1165. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
1166. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
1167. The dress is black and white!
1168. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
1169. The ents met the triffids
1170. The evolution of fun
1171. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
1172. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
1173. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
1174. The hills are alive!
1175. The horrors of war
1176. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
1177. The infamous Snow-muon.
1178. The knids are hungry
1179. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
1180. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
1181. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
1182. The last thing we see before we die
1183. The last thing you see before you die
1184. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
1185. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
1186. The little prince is full of siht
1187. The magic smoke escaped :(
1188. The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
1189. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
1190. The moon landing was a lie
1191. The moon looks weird today
1192. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
1193. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
1194. The newest Olympic sport
1195. The next generation of crypto currencies
1196. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
1197. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
1198. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
1199. The prophecy was true!
1200. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
1201. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
1202. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
1203. The second mouse gets the cheese
1204. The secret to infinite storage space
1205. The side of my car. #roadrage
1206. The signal came from this sector
1207. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
1208. The solution to all life's problems
1209. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
1210. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
1211. The taste stays with you forever
1212. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
1213. The time has come.
1214. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
1215. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
1216. The unforgiving war on health
1217. The view outside of my airplane window.
1218. The vlog was better than the movie
1219. The weight of life in a starry landscape
1220. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
1221. Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
1222. There goes the neighborhood...
1223. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
1224. There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
1225. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
1226. There's a third bump, growing fast
1227. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
1228. These aren't my sandwiches
1229. These cravings will never stop
1230. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
1231. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
1232. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
1233. They see me rolling, they hating
1234. They're all watching me
1235. They're watching us.
1236. Things Lost in couch cushions
1237. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
1238. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
1239. This apple got a face on it dog
1240. This caught my eye
1241. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
1242. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
1243. This elevator has no 'down'!
1244. This explains everything
1245. This explains it all
1246. This guy...
1247. This is a cat
1248. This is a good idea
1249. This is exactly what you think it is
1250. This is how we celebrate easter usually
1251. This is how you get ants!
1252. This is just like my 5th birthday party.
1253. This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
1254. This is no cave
1255. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
1256. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
1257. This is still what I had for breakfast
1258. This is symbolic.
1259. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
1260. This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
1261. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
1262. This is twitter, right? #confused
1263. This is what I do on friday evenings now
1264. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
1265. This is what happiness looks like
1266. This is what i had for breakfast
1267. This is why I'm not an EMT
1268. This is why we can't have good things
1269. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
1270. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
1271. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
1272. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
1273. This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
1274. This needs a motivational text
1275. This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
1276. This one weird object blocks out the light!
1277. This photo mooves me
1278. This photo was taken from my basement
1279. This photo was taken from my iphone
1280. This squirrel really knows how to cook
1281. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
1282. This was the most unkindest cut of all
1283. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
1284. This will make sense if you look at it upside down
1285. This will require more delta-V than we expected.
1286. This would be a great Emoji
1287. Threaten large birds... check.
1288. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
1289. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
1290. Time to reap the whirlwind!
1291. To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
1292. To get to the other tree and leaf!
1293. To infinity and Birdyond!
1294. To the victor go the spoils.
1295. To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
1296. Today i am a Chinese clock
1297. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
1298. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
1299. Too many in line. I'll come back later.
1300. Too many potatoes, not enough butter
1301. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
1302. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
1303. Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
1304. Top of the world
1305. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
1306. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
1307. Travel the length of these massive bison
1308. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
1309. Trees on a hill #nofilter
1310. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
1311. Triumph. Pure triumph.
1312. True Self-Control
1313. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
1314. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
1315. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
1316. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
1317. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
1318. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
1319. Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
1320. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
1321. Tycoon Simulator 2015
1322. USB SUX
1323. Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
1324. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
1325. Uglier than modern art
1326. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
1327. Universe man, Universe man...
1328. Unzipped sock
1329. Use the force responsibly.
1330. Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
1331. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
1332. Vegans gonna hate
1333. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
1334. Visited mom today
1335. Visual representation of Dubstep
1336. WARRRBLGARBL
1337. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
1338. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
1339. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
1340. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
1341. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
1342. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
1343. WTF!?
1344. Wait ... what? I don't even...
1345. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
1346. Wait for it...
1347. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
1348. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
1349. Wait, you can see that too
1350. Waiting on hold with the insurance company
1351. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
1352. Wake up, sheeple.
1353. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
1354. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
1355. Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
1356. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
1357. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
1358. We are not men. we are devo.
1359. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
1360. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
1361. We didn't start the fire
1362. We fell upstairs and exploded.
1363. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
1364. We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
1365. We live in a golden age!
1366. We look into each other's eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
1367. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
1368. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
1369. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
1370. We've given up trying to justify this.
1371. We've got a problem
1372. Weather's Crazy today
1373. Weeeee!!!
1374. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
1375. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
1376. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
1377. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
1378. Well, now this is a thing.
1379. Well, this is a puzzling development.
1380. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
1381. Welp, there's your problem
1382. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
1383. Whale Selfie!
1384. What a beautiful time to be alive!
1385. What are pixels?
1386. What are you, a dictionary?
1387. What could go wrong?
1388. What could possibly go wrong™?
1389. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
1390. What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
1391. What do you see? I see a cat!
1392. What has science done?!
1393. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
1394. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
1395. What in the hell was I thinking ?
1396. What is your Pony Personality?
1397. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
1398. What, Me worry?
1399. What? It's always that color.
1400. When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
1401. When everything looks like a hammer
1402. When in doubt, just blow on it!
1403. When pandas have nightmares
1404. When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
1405. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
1406. When you get a perfect score on your test
1407. Where are the three sea shells?
1408. Where did THAT come from?
1409. Where did this road come from?!?
1410. Where do I plug this in?
1411. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
1412. Who came first?
1413. Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
1414. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
1415. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
1416. Who stepped on my pop tart?
1417. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
1418. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
1419. Who's that Pokémon?
1420. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
1421. Why are there ants on my face?!
1422. Why can't I eat all this chicken?
1423. Why did it have to end this Way?
1424. Why did the cypress cross the road?
1425. Why do dogs like this?
1426. Why do people do this?
1427. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
1428. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
1429. Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
1430. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
1431. Why potato why?
1432. Why should squirrel learn baseball
1433. Why?
1434. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
1435. Words, words, words
1436. Works fine with a custom linux kernel
1437. Worst pokemon ever
1438. Worth it for the karma.
1439. Would you like to play a game?
1440. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
1441. Wow, did you see that??!!
1442. Wow. Just, Wow.
1443. YES
1444. YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
1445. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
1446. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
1447. Yeah... never gonna happen
1448. Yes, I followed the instructions!
1449. Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
1450. Yesterday was not good
1451. You are not a good person
1452. You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
1453. You did what in my tuba?
1454. You must be new here.
1455. You want to know how i got these scars?
1456. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
1457. You'll never guess what happens next...
1458. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
1459. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
1460. Zeus takes his revenge
1461. Zoidgebra 101
1462. [Metal Gear sound effect]
1463. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
1464. [user was banned for this text]
1465. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
1466. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
1467. a spherical cow
1468. about to die lol
1469. ack
1470. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
1471. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
1472. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
1473. always darekst before the dawn
1474. amazons newest delivery method
1475. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
1476. and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
1477. and suddenly, popcorn
1478. and then there were nine
1479. and to think this is where it all started
1480. another day on california public transportation
1481. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
1482. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
1483. apple's new offering: iscream
1484. are you sure this is a commandline?
1485. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
1486. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
1487. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
1488. at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
1489. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
1490. australia is not NZ!
1491. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
1492. awkward! . . .
1493. bURMA sHAVE!
1494. back on tinder!
1495. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
1496. best day evar!!!!
1497. best republican caucus ever!
1498. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
1499. big ben is going down.
1500. big data strikes back
1501. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
1502. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
1503. bit nosy, aren't you?
1504. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
1505. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
1506. bowTieght!
1507. breakfast in 'merica
1508. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
1509. capes are in fashion
1510. captcha: Enter picture description
1511. caught the sunset tonight at midday
1512. cest ne pas un pipe
1513. check out my new pet
1514. check out my new sauron fanfic
1515. check out my usb sword!
1516. clever girl.....
1517. come at me, pro!
1518. come on, put on the slippers.
1519. conserve yours until the last possible second
1520. conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
1521. could anyone help me find my contacts?
1522. cowabunga dude
1523. cowabunga, dudes!
1524. crawling and texting #badcombination
1525. crenellate good times, c'Mon!
1526. cthulu caught me slipping
1527. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
1528. curiosity fed the cat
1529. cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
1530. dOG SHAMING
1531. damn tree!
1532. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
1533. damned ninjas
1534. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
1535. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
1536. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
1537. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
1538. did this exist as a microwave?
1539. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
1540. diy abortion
1541. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
1542. does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
1543. does my ass look big in this?
1544. don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
1545. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
1546. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
1547. drill baby drill!
1548. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
1549. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
1550. duckface is the new radians
1551. elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
1552. emergency butter delivery
1553. engage!
1554. even the sun cowers in fear!
1555. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
1556. every breath you take, every move you make
1557. everyday i'm shoveling
1558. everything makes sense now
1559. father & daughter re-unite!
1560. feeding my pet
1561. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
1562. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
1563. finally got that squid stache
1564. flying car - it is now officially the future
1565. fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
1566. food crisis strategy
1567. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
1568. for science!
1569. for you
1570. forgot to turn the oven off!
1571. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
1572. found this on google maps earlier.
1573. fourier transforms are too hard!!
1574. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
1575. funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
1576. furrowed mustache
1577. get your ass to mars
1578. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
1579. go home elephant you are drunk
1580. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
1581. gone fishing
1582. good old troubleshootin'
1583. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
1584. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
1585. gotta take big ben down a peg
1586. ha ha ha... no.
1587. haha oh my cat
1588. has anyone seen my force field generator?
1589. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
1590. he is so cool
1591. hello darkness my old friend
1592. hello you're on car talk
1593. help wanted. inquire within.
1594. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
1595. hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
1596. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
1597. hgghjg
1598. hobbitses
1599. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
1600. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
1601. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
1602. how do I take photos with this?
1603. how do i turn this off?
1604. how do you get the screensaver off?
1605. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
1606. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
1607. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
1608. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
1609. i am wearing a bolo tie
1610. i broke it
1611. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
1612. i do the same thing at frat parties
1613. i don't have time for this!
1614. i don't remember this scene form star wars
1615. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
1616. i hate
1617. i hate it when this happens
1618. i have a bad feeling about this.
1619. i invented a thing
1620. i just want to do existential things with my friends
1621. i love a good featureless white void
1622. i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
1623. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
1624. i need to do my laundry more often.
1625. i pushed this. was that bad?
1626. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
1627. i think i need to get out more.
1628. i think it's working now, ask me anything
1629. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
1630. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
1631. i was gonna eat that
1632. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
1633. i wonder why you left me here.
1634. i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
1635. i'll never get tired of this.
1636. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
1637. i'm being ironic
1638. i'm just surprised it took this long.
1639. i'm now 75% more efficient
1640. i'm really diggin' your shovel
1641. i've made a huge mistake
1642. i've never felt so alone.
1643. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
1644. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
1645. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
1646. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
1647. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
1648. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
1649. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
1650. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
1651. in line at the dmv
1652. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
1653. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
1654. in theathers, close to you
1655. inner city air conditioning
1656. intertial reference frame, activate!
1657. introducing the yolo distribution
1658. is good idea yes
1659. is it midnight yet?
1660. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
1661. is that a war walrus?
1662. is the eject button meant to do this?
1663. is this illegal?
1664. is this just a fantasy?
1665. it all fits together, guys!
1666. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
1667. it makes sense if you think about it
1668. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
1669. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
1670. it's bicycles all the way down
1671. it's fun to do bad things
1672. it's in a good part of town
1673. it's like rain on your wedding day!
1674. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
1675. it's not what you think
1676. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
1677. it's pretty dark in this box
1678. just another cat video
1679. just cos()
1680. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
1681. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
1682. just look at that motherfucking satellite
1683. just playing with my pet
1684. kang, do i look good in this?
1685. keep on truckin...
1686. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
1687. ksp mission success
1688. ladies
1689. last march of the ents
1690. leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
1691. leapfrog, anyone?
1692. like my new haircut?
1693. linux compatible toaster at last!
1694. lol, no i didn't jump
1695. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
1696. look at me, i'm from England!
1697. look at my new dog!
1698. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
1699. look ma, no hands!
1700. look what happened to my satellite
1701. look what i found underneath my pillow
1702. look what the doctors found in me!
1703. lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
1704. love it!
1705. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
1706. mYTH BUSTED!
1707. mario Kart is harder in real life
1708. married a cat
1709. marvel universe howard the duck returns
1710. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
1711. me and all my friends
1712. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
1713. mmm...vegemite...
1714. modest pile of dinosaurs
1715. monkey movember
1716. moo!
1717. my castles stand on pillars of sand
1718. my cat got into the *other* catnip
1719. my cat is sick
1720. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
1721. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
1722. my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
1723. my euler circuit is alive!
1724. my friend posing while a plane flies by
1725. my lasik didn't go so well.
1726. my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
1727. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
1728. my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
1729. my new boss
1730. my new duvet cover!
1731. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
1732. my new toaster has some strange attachments
1733. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
1734. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
1735. my taco face
1736. my time machine isn't working again! D:
1737. my toothache has got worse recently
1738. my wonderful dad!
1739. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
1740. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
1741. new drupal logo
1742. new member of the family
1743. new phone who dis
1744. new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
1745. night sledding deserves a quiet night
1746. no matter where we go, its always cold
1747. no one ever suspected the shovel
1748. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
1749. no wonder the cat always sits here
1750. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
1751. nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
1752. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
1753. now you're hungry too.
1754. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
1755. obsession is a dangerous thing
1756. oh I feel a yearning so bad
1757. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
1758. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
1759. oh look, a penny
1760. oh no you didn't
1761. oh, is that godot? Finally...
1762. omfg, space bugs
1763. omg too much chiplote
1764. one does not simply wok into mordor
1765. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
1766. only 90 kids will remember this.
1767. only 90s kids will get this!
1768. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
1769. oompa loompa diggeti doo
1770. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
1771. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
1772. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
1773. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
1774. passed another hitch hiker
1775. peeling back the pages of history
1776. photo proof for you skeptics out there
1777. photobombed again
1778. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
1779. picture of my boyfriend
1780. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
1781. play it cool
1782. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
1783. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
1784. pronounced duh-jango
1785. prototype soccer ball
1786. quack quack, motherflipper
1787. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
1788. real letters have curves #Serif
1789. really not how I thought I would die
1790. rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
1791. release the kraken
1792. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
1793. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
1794. reverse et
1795. reverse microwave oven
1796. rm -rf /
1797. rock beats scissors
1798. rodeo!!
1799. rofl
1800. run little ghost, run!
1801. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
1802. sad cow is sad
1803. sarlac ball-pit!!!
1804. school's out!
1805. searching for brain, found this instead
1806. senpai noticed me! ^_^
1807. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
1808. share and enjoy
1809. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
1810. should i see a doctor about this?
1811. smile for the camera!
1812. smiling is for optimists
1813. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
1814. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
1815. so, scientology...
1816. so. sick. of. this. pic.
1817. solve all your problems with hemlock
1818. some men just want to watch the world burn.
1819. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
1820. someone take this banana off my face
1821. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
1822. sorry dad
1823. stay away from my eggcorns
1824. stay out of my house, santa
1825. step one: cut a hole in the box
1826. still better than last year in ottawa
1827. still, i think it was a good idea
1828. stipple slash of saturn
1829. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
1830. straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
1831. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
1832. such lambda
1833. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
1834. super high intensity training at NORAD
1835. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
1836. take that atheists
1837. take two, they are small
1838. taken from earth orbit
1839. terminal velocity is a myth
1840. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
1841. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
1842. that's me!
1843. that's one nasty burn!
1844. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
1845. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
1846. the charge of the light brigade
1847. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
1848. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
1849. the dog scanned my homework
1850. the event horizon returned
1851. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
1852. the floor is made of lava. send help.
1853. the game begins...
1854. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
1855. the hills have eyes
1856. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
1857. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
1858. the microsoft promised land
1859. the new usb feels like a step backward
1860. the oceans are made of sky tears
1861. the only people for me are the mad ones
1862. the prophecy was true !
1863. the rest is darkness and decay
1864. the saddest moment of my childhood
1865. the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
1866. the way of the future
1867. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
1868. their love was doomed from the start...
1869. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
1870. there snow such thing as global warming
1871. they dont need us anymore
1872. they had no idea the damage they had done
1873. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
1874. they said be careful, we said yolo
1875. they said we couldn't play god
1876. they told me carrots were good for eye health
1877. they're all dead, dave.
1878. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
1879. this could be improved by laser technology
1880. this didn't last long.
1881. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
1882. this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
1883. this guy keeps following me
1884. this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
1885. this is just a tribute #thed
1886. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
1887. this is not what i meant it to be
1888. this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
1889. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
1890. this is the weirdest hickey.
1891. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
1892. this plot is odd.
1893. this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
1894. this was in the bible
1895. this was my inspiration
1896. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
1897. those weren't Altoids.
1898. throwing epic shade!
1899. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
1900. today's to do list
1901. too much lens flare?
1902. too much right beef
1903. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
1904. transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
1905. true culprit of global warming!
1906. truly, i am euphoric
1907. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
1908. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
1909. two great tastes that go great together
1910. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
1911. um no.
1912. unhappy in space
1913. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
1914. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
1915. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
1916. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
1917. void main() { fork; }
1918. wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
1919. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
1920. wake up sheeple!
1921. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
1922. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
1923. watching dune on shrooms
1924. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
1925. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
1926. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
1927. we have the technology.
1928. we sail the ocean orange
1929. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
1930. welcome to Argentina
1931. welcome to the internet
1932. welcome to the space jam
1933. well, so much for the space program
1934. well, the keys are definitely lost....
1935. well, this really puts things in perspective.
1936. what a bummer
1937. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
1938. what if it's a ghost pepper?
1939. what to have for breakfast?
1940. what's a lens cap?
1941. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
1942. when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
1943. when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
1944. when you see it...
1945. where do all the cheetos go
1946. where should i put this cool new tatto?
1947. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
1948. where to buy spanish ham ?
1949. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
1950. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
1951. who do you think I am?
1952. who sent me a bobcat?
1953. whoops GPS error
1954. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
1955. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
1956. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
1957. worst horse ever :(
1958. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
1959. would you choose the microwave over this?
1960. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
1961. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
1962. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
1963. yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
1964. you are the jets beneath my wings
1965. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
1966. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
1967. you know what they say about guys with big feet
1968. you know, for kids
1969. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
1970. you're not as good at this as you think you are.
1971. ඏ
1972. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
1973. ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
1974. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
1975. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
1976. ▒☺▒
1977. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
1978. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
1979. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
1980. ちょっとまってください！
1981. 突っ込むところもねい！
1982. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
1983. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
1984. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
1985. 💩

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183 strings found in the feed text before I started recording permalinks. It is my expectation that these will eventually be found again, associated with permalinks. Saving here temporarily.

1. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
2. Prius Love
3. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
4. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
5. Foiled again by the bell curve
6. My hero
7. Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
8. My house is my castle
9. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
10. did this exist as a microwave?
11. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
12. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
13. monkey movember
14. #blessed
15. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
16. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
17. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
18. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
19. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
20. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
21. I lost my wrist
22. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
23. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
24. still, i think it was a good idea
25. One of the less popular Transformers.
26. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
27. What in the hell was I thinking ?
28. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
29. The next generation of crypto currencies
30. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
31. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
32. THis is a love/hate poem.
33. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
34. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
35. And so the hunt begins!
36. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
37. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
38. Oh shit, not again.
39. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
40. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
41. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
42. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
43. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
44. I should really separate those
45. new drupal logo
46. good old troubleshootin'
47. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
48. Tycoon Simulator 2015
49. My new haircut!
50. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
51. Look man, it's never gonna happen
52. Do the Harlem Shake
53. Life on the moon.
54. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
55. it's not what you think
56. You are not a good person
57. It's a cat ass trophy
58. Hat in the cat strike back!
59. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
60. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
61. where do all the cheetos go
62. such lambda
63. Does this look infected?
64. my castles stand on pillars of sand
65. #justnasathings
66. What are you, a dictionary?
67. Why did the cypress cross the road?
68. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
69. Help! HELP! I need an adult
70. Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
71. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
72. Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
73. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
74. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
75. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
76. They're watching us.
77. Proof: loch ness monster.
78. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
79. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
80. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
81. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
82. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
83. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
84. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
85. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
86. First day at school
87. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
88. The dress is black and white!
89. It's bigger after you put it together.
90. If you've got a moustache...
91. Look at my new blue dress!
92. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
93. someone take this banana off my face
94. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
95. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
96. QWANTZ Fanfic
97. FENTON!!! FENTON!
98. omg too much chiplote
99. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
100. Dawn: The Final day
101. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
102. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
103. "Cat-like Reflexes"
104. crenellate good times, c'Mon!
105. HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
106. My 7 picture is upside down
107. i'm being ironic
108. you know what they say about guys with big feet
109. could anyone help me find my contacts?
110. photobombed again
111. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
112. Pintsize what are you doing?!
113. He's been there for three days
114. Found this mushroom, thought of you
115. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
116. HELP I'M just a pheasant
117. i'm really diggin' your shovel
118. Weather's Crazy today
119. play it cool
120. it's fun to do bad things
121. This caught my eye
122. Do my feet smell?
123. I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
124. rodeo!!
125. who sent me a bobcat?
126. And the least of the five evils is....
127. peacekeeping mission is a total success
128. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
129. Like a G6, baby, like a g6
130. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
131. I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
132. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
133. #rememberthetitans
134. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
135. Nom nom nom
136. Pac-man's missing piece
137. This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
138. I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
139. breakfast in 'merica
140. curiosity fed the cat
141. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
142. Dawn of the Bread
143. #drbalanced
144. Massive orgy reaches climax
145. i don't have time for this!
146. I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
147. check out my new sauron fanfic
148. What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
149. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
150. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
151. picture of my boyfriend
152. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
153. Not even once
154. #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
155. The last thing you see before you die
156. Never divide by zero
157. Click "Like" when you see it!
158. ...monsters from the id...
159. Angry sofa is angry.
160. the dog scanned my homework
161. awkward! . . .
162. Open wide!
163. gone fishing
164. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
165. the oceans are made of sky tears
166. smile for the camera!
167. If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
168. has anyone seen my force field generator?
169. Is there a bee on my nose?
170. Nutritionists hate this simple trick
171. well, the keys are definitely lost....
172. Before his untimely death.
173. stay out of my house, santa
174. rofl
175. As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
176. ▒☺▒
177. High Bro, five.
178. i am wearing a bolo tie
179. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
180. I blame lack of regulation
181. Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
182. #teamplayer
183. 'Murica, hell yeah!