Difference between revisions of "User:452"

Revision as of 14:34, 12 April 2015

Status

Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again.

I am no longer monitoring "pick an image"/"pick a caption" overlap, as it was over 95% anyway, and I was only updating this page with the unique prompt/captions not found in the feed.

Phase 1.: Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs have been saved.

All usernames have been found
All reasons for data loss have been found
The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%

Phase 2. (Running): Saving permalink and images IDs

The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.

(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)

Old status updates:

~~Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(~~ - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
Well, fuck. I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 Permalinks.
After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array. The fact that I've been keeping all unique data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

feed: Array {

id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c

img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba

kind: "post"

poster: "Frances51"

profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png

text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."

}

prompt {

reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"

id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3

poster: "Bool Hand Luke"

profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png

img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3

captions: Array (of strings)

text:"just two more trips over the horizon"

album: Array (of img_id strings)

}

Prompt varies between:

img_id and captions array
text and album array

Script

V1. Collect and store data in javascript variables. User must manually retrieve and format results.
V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console.
V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption. (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
V4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
V4.1 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.

xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons      :[],
	prompt_posters      :[],
	feed_posters        :[],

	prompt_images       :[],
	prompt_captions     :[],

	feed_table          :[], //dummy to create button
	feed_ids            :[],
	feed_images         :[],
	feed_text           :[],

	prompt_imagesonly   :[],
	prompt_captionsonly :[],

	desc: {
		prompt_reasons      :"Reasons for data loss",
		prompt_posters      :"Usernames in the prompt",
		feed_posters        :"Usernames in the feed",

		prompt_images       :"Images in prompts",
		prompt_captions     :"Captions in prompts",

		feed_table          :"Table of unique feed entries",
		feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
		feed_images         :"Images in the feed",
		feed_text           :"Captions in the feed",

		prompt_imagesonly   :"Images in prompts and not in the feed",
		prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in prompts and not in the feed",
	}
}
function init() {
	$("<style type='text/css'> #magic div { display:inline-block; }\n#magic textarea { display: block; width:100%;  height: 300px; } </style>").appendTo("head");

	$("#ctitle").after($("<div>").attr("id","magic"));
	for(i in xkcd) {
		if (i != "desc") $("#magic").append($("<button>").html(i));
	}
	$("#magic").append($("<br>"))
		.append($("<div>").attr("id","desc"))
		.append($("<textarea>"));
	$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
	$("#magic").append($("<input type='checkbox' id='loadarray'>")).append($("<label for='loadarray'>").html("Load array"));
	$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
		update( $(this).html() );
	});
}
init();

function updatecounts(last) {
	$("#ctitle").html((new Date()).toLocaleTimeString()
		+"<br>Last found : "+last
		+"<br>feed_ids: "+Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length
		+"<br>prompt_captions: "+xkcd.prompt_captions.length
		+"<br>prompt_images: "+xkcd.prompt_images.length
	);
}

function additem(field, value) {
	if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		updatecounts(field+" : "+value);
	}
}

function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		additem("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		additem("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);

		additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
		additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.album)
				additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);

		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);

		for(i in data.feed) {
			additem("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			feedentry = {
				img:  data.feed[i].img,
				text:  data.feed[i].text
			};
			if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] != "undefined") {
			  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
			    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
				$("#ctitle").before(
					"Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed!"
					+"<br>old: "+data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text
					+"<br>new: "+feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text
				);
			    }
			  }
			} else {
				updatecounts("feed_id : "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)+" : "+data.feed[i].id);
			}
			xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
		}
	});
	window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
	window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
}
next();

function mergearrays(array1, array2, prop) {
  for(i in array2) {
    if (typeof array2[i] == "undefined") continue;
    if (!array2[i]) continue;
    if (prop) {
      if (typeof array2[i][prop] == "undefined") continue;
      if (!array2[i][prop]) continue;
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i][prop]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i][prop]);
    } else {
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i]);
    }
  }
}
function loadarray(which) {
  switch (which) {
    case "feed_ids":
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_table to load table");
        break;
      }
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
	$("#desc").html("Loading list of feed_ids");
	temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).replace(/# http/g, "# http").split("\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/");
	temparray.shift();
	for(i in temparray)
		if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] == "undefined")
			xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] = { img:null, text: null };
	$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");

      }
      temparray = [];
    break;

    case "feed_table":
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_ids to load list of ids");
        break;
      }
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
        temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
        temparray.shift();
	for(i in temparray) {
		temp2 = temparray[i].split("\n|");
		xkcd.feed_ids[temp2[1].substr(28,36)] = { img: temp2[2].substr(29,36), text: temp2[3] };
	}
	$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (table)");
      }
      temparray = [];
      temp2 = [];
    break;

    case "prompt_captionsonly":
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
      which = which.slice(0,-4);
    case "feed_posters":
    case "prompt_posters":
    case "prompt_reasons":
    case "prompt_captions":
    case "prompt_images":
      $("#desc").html("Loading into "+which);
      temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n# ")
      if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
      mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
      temparray = [];
    break;

    case "feed_text":
    case "feed_images":
      $("#desc").html(which+" must be loaded via feed_ids");
    break;

    default:
      $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
  }
}

function update(which) {
  if ($("#loadarray").prop('checked')) {
    if (which == "sort") {
      $("#desc").html(" (Ignoring the fact the 'load array' button is checked...");
    } else {
      loadarray(which);
      return;
    }
  }
  $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
  switch (which) {
    case "feed_posters":
    case "prompt_posters":
    case "prompt_reasons":
    case "prompt_captions":
    case "prompt_images":
	//These are all simple arrays which require no additional formatting.
	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
    break;
    case "feed_ids":
	temp = { ids:"", countall:0 }
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		temp.countall++;
		temp.ids  += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
	}
	$("#desc").append(" (all: "+temp.countall+")");
	$("#magic textarea").val("\n"+temp.ids);
	delete temp;
    break;
    case "feed_table":
	temp = { array: [], list: "", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		temp.countall++;
		if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
			if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
				if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined) temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] = 0;
				if (temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] = 0;
				temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text]++;
				temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img]++;
				temp.array[j] = { text: xkcd.feed_ids[j].text, img: xkcd.feed_ids[j].img }
			}
		}
	}
	for(j in temp.array) {
		if (temp.text[temp.array[j].text] > 1 && temp.img[temp.array[j].img] > 1) {
			temp.text[temp.array[j].text]--;
			temp.img[temp.array[j].img]--;
			continue;
		}
		temp.countunique++;
		temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
			+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ temp.array[j].img
			+" "+temp.array[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
			+"\n|"+ temp.array[j].text;
	}
	$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
	$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n");
	delete temp;
    break;

    case "feed_text":
    case "feed_images":
	tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
	
	mergearrays(xkcd[which], xkcd.feed_ids, tempwhich)

	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
	xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
    break;

    case "prompt_captionsonly":
    case "prompt_imagesonly":

	tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
	tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
	temptest = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe

	mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)

	for(i in xkcd[temptest])
		if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[temptest][i]) == -1)
			xkcd[which].push(xkcd[temptest][i]);

	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
	xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
	xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory

    break;
    case "sort":
	temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n");
	temparray.shift();
	temparray2 = [];
	mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
	
	temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
	    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase()); 
	});
	$("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n"));
	$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
	delete temparray, temparray2;
    break;
    default:
        $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
  }
}

function xkcdout() {
	xkcd.oldids = [];
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) xkcd.oldids.push({ id:j, img:xkcd.feed_ids[j].img, text:xkcd.feed_ids[j].text });

	$("#magic textarea").val("xkcdold = "+JSON.stringify(xkcd));
	delete xkcd.oldids;
}
function xkcdin() {
	for(i in xkcd) xkcd[i] = xkcdold[i];
	for(i in xkcdold.oldids) xkcd.feed_ids[xkcdold.oldids[i].id] = { img: xkcdold.oldids[i].img, text: xkcdold.oldids[i].text }
	delete xkcd.oldids;
	delete xkcdold;
}

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)

I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

~~I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.~~

~~Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.~~

Script updated to get all text and image fields. Feel free to adapt it to do whatever you want.

Results

prompt_reasons: [107] - None new.
prompt_posters: [205] - None new.
feed_posters: [205] - None new.

feed_id: [23886] (unique: 2089) (See 1506:_xkcloud/Permalinks)

feed_images: [1416]
prompt_images not found in the feed: [271]

feed_text: [1863]
prompt_captions not found in the feed: [407]

prompt_reasons

The only reason on 1506:_xkcloud/Transcript that my script has not found is "not a hair question". It's certainly a plausible reason, but I believe this reason has been removed.

+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
<%= reason %>
aol window in front of netscape window
a user's middle name was </html>
Baby ur much 2 fast
bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
butter didn't suit the works
butter overflow
butter to text interface not found
butter underrun
cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
cat-like typing detected
confirmation BIOS
could not evade skifree yeti
could not initialize sound blaster 16
CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
database configuration violates the Prime Directive
data too big
Dave's not registered, man
Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
dictionary too stiff to read
electrons too big, stuck in wafer
ERR:INVALID DIM
error
error: error code [error] while decoding error code
error: operation completed successfully
error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
ethics in journalism
eyelash! eyelash!
files fell out
files overwritten with more interesting content
firewall caught fire
floating point unit no longer afloat
food problematic
friday squid blogging
general uncertainty
GSM filter change required
guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
hard drive oil depleted
helvetica scenario
HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
HTTP 418
http is down
hung up prematurely
I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
illegal carrot detected in mail queue
insufficient smoke for current mirror array
lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
lp0 on fire
Main Bus B Undervolt
mean connection time exceeded
microwave running
minimum recursion depth not reached
nanobots in the water
oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
our buffer runneth over
out of electrons
out of monads
overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
PC LOAD LETTER
Please Insert Riven CD 4
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
qubit indeterminate
RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
screws are stripped
server aperture too narrow for capital letters
server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
server fell in ocean
server had too much to drink
server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
server room haunted
sitemap was held upside down
Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
soonerist sperver fid dot nile
spin cycle still active
spin number must be of the form n/2
spontaneous splinal dereticulation
SQL ejection
subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
sysadmin trapped in well
tape on write-protect hole fell off
temporal paradox
the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
the system / is down
This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
too many hands on the keyboard
transfer interrupted by incoming fax
TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
unimplemented trap
User accepted terms but not conditions
User is not a typewriter.
user put spaces/vowels in filename
UTF-31 decode error
virtual memory got too real
wrong files
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Captions

This is the combined list of all 2270 captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
:-(
?????????????
... It's about ethics in games journalism.
...And then we decided it was time to leave
...Freudian sense tingling...
...just no.
...monsters from the id...
'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
'Murica, hell yeah!
"...The Aristocrats."
"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
"AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
"Bake him away, toys"
"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
"Cat-like Reflexes"
"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
"I am So. Much. More."
"I Never watch porn"
"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
"Is it symmetric this way?"
"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
"Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
"Space duckin'" By led blimp
"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
"The colour out of space" and black.
"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
[Metal Gear sound effect]
[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
[user was banned for this text]
*Darth Vader Breathing*
*glomp*
*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
*Tips fedora*
#720_no_scope
#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
#awefullyNicetractsofland
#beatingheartinabox
#bedhead
#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
#blessed
#bornthisway
#BROKEN
#Canadian internet #price gouging
#CATSANDBIRDS
#caturday
#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
#comfortfood
#Compromise
#DANGERZONE
#DARE to #DREAM
#delfie
#Donthate #Truelove
#drbalanced
#DrinkSaltwater
#duckface
#essentialsupplies
#fallingfromorbit
#fishy!
#flavorbomb
#giganticflower #headshot
#GOD
#gps be like
#hashtag
#Hashtag #ironicSelfie
#hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
#hoax
#Hopeicanfly
#illuminati
#imnotracistbut
#ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
#justnasathings
#lifehacks
#livefeed #colonoscopy
#lolcats
#Long_Exposure
#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
#me #throwbackthursday
#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
#Nailpolish
#newhipsterbike
#NewProfilepic
#nofilter
#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
#nomakeup #justnatural
#nomakeup #natural
#notallmen
#notamodel #nofilter
#onering #fuckhobbits
#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
#parsnipandoldlace
#Photobomb
#rememberthetitans
#satellite #navigation
#saturday #memories #beautiful
#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
#selfie #imatree #thuglife
#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
#sorrynotsorry
#strangelyaroused
#stublife
#sudowoodoproblems
#teamplayer
#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
#this_is_sparta
#Toobigtofall
#toothproblems
#twinsies
#underkill
#vampiremirrorselfie
#Worstweekever
<3 hanging out with saruman
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1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
100% legit free hugs
11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
2pm and i'm not drunk yet
3 year olds first lego experience
4 8 15 16 23 42
5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
500 gold for the private show
5th of November went too far this year
8.5 hours later...
9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
A delicate pear
A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
A job so boring a bird could do it
A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
A land war in asia
A soulful rendition of "old man river"
a spherical cow
A window into my soul
a/s/l?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Aaaaaargh
About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
about to die lol
ack
ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
actually, around here we itemize our taxes
Aesthetic.
AGHHHHH
Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
Alan?
alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
All flesh is grass
all I wanted was soup.
All my selfies be like
All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
All things considered, it turned out nice again
Allons-Y!
almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
always darekst before the dawn
Always get a full nights rest
Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
Am I a Pokemon?
Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
amazons newest delivery method
Amirite??
An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
An eight-stringed octopus?
AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
An unsuccessful bike design...
ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
And so the hunt begins!
and suddenly, popcorn
and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
And the least of the five evils is....
and then there were nine
And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
and to think this is where it all started
ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
Angry sofa is angry.
Animé girls don't look at explosions
Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
another day on california public transportation
Another one bites the dust
Another victim of 'got your nose!'
Antimater Universe wants a hug.
Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
Any hatchlings in here?
Anyone craving some soup right about now?
Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
Apparently it's a thing now...
Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
apple's new offering: iscream
Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
April Fools!
Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
Are you kidding me?
are you sure this is a commandline?
aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
Artistic recreation from new fossil find
As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
As viewed on a Macintosh plus
As you can see It's windy out here
Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
Asteroids hate him!
astonishing how xenia flew that plane
Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
at last, validation
at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
At least it stopped bleeding acid
At least someone's getting fed
at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
At that moment, something snapped.
At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
at times like this i ask, "why me?"
Attracted to black holes, HELP!
australia is not NZ!
AUUUGH
Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
Aw, yisss!
awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
awkward! . . .
Aww, honey, don't cry...
Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
Ayyyy LMAO!
back on tinder!
Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
balloon ninja strikes again
Banana invasion in progress
BANANANANANANANANANA
BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
Bangarang Motherfuckers
Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
Bay-bae lolz
Bazookateer crossing
BDSM bringing another relationship together
been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
Before his untimely death.
Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
Belgium
Best Christmas gift EVER!
best day evar!!!!
best easter ever
Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
Best Halloween costume yet!
Best map projection ever
best republican caucus ever!
best snowman ever!
Best. Funeral. Ever.
better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
Beyond Level 256...
big ben is going down.
Big Bird, An orwellian Short
big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
Big bowl of star-flakes
big data strikes back
bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
Bird seed companies HATE him
birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
Birds are less cute the closer they are.
Birds: secretly a type of banana.
Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
bit nosy, aren't you?
Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
Black begins and wins.
Black box recorder
Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
bob ross has only become more powerful in death
Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
Bomber one on approach
Bonehenge
bowTieght!
Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
breakfast in 'merica
Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
Brittish think tank
brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
Bulls don't often sit like this!
Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
bURMA sHAVE!
Burnination? Huh?
Burrito night
But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
Cakephants are my new friends
Can anybody help me identify this animal?
Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
Can't believe what I almost threw away!
can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt
Cant explain that
Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
capes are in fashion
Captain obvious strikes again
captcha: Enter picture description
Car broke down on the side of the highway.
Car tiddlywinks proves success
Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
Cat tax paid
Catman
caught the sunset tonight at midday
Ce n'est pas un canard
CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
CERN proves existence of "the force"
CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
cest ne pas un pipe
Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
Check out my new OC
check out my new pet
check out my new sauron fanfic
Check out my new sonic oc!
Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
check out my usb sword!
cheese = life
Choose your snuggle toy
Christ, what an asshole.
clever girl.....
Click "Like" when you see it!
Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
Click to show secret text
CLOCK FACE-OFF
Close the pod bay door, Hal.
Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
come at me, pro!
Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
Come on and Slam!
come on iiiiin!
Come on party people, put your hands together
come on, put on the slippers.
Come with me on a journey into time and space
Conflicting messages
Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
conserve yours until the last possible second
conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
Copernicus: The early years
CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
could anyone help me find my contacts?
cowabunga dude
cowabunga, dudes!
crawling and texting #badcombination
crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
crenellate good times, c'Mon!
Crocodile Pink Eye
Cruise Kingdom
cthulu caught me slipping
cthulu wants what cthulu wants
Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
curiosity fed the cat
Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
Da_FEELS###!
Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
damn tree!
Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
Damn, two o'clock already?
damn. that squirrel's got a ball
damned ninjas
damnit, another drunken tree in the road
Dance contest! #YOLO
Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
Danger: low clearance
Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
Dawn of the Bread
Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
Dawn: The Final day
Day 12: it's going well I think
Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
daylight savings time always throws me off
Daylight spending time!
Deal with it
Death star model 0.0.73
Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
Did i remember to lock the car?
Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
did this exist as a microwave?
Diet is working!
Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
discovered a new shortcut for making toast
Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
diy abortion
Do I look fat in this photo?
Do I look like a penguin?
Do my feet look fat?
Do my feet smell?
Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
Do the Harlem Shake
Do you care to #engage with this #content
Do you feline lucky, punk?
Do you have a lighter?
do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
Does anyone know why it is doing this?
does my ass look big in this?
Does my eye look bloodshot?
Does my hair look like it's thinning?
Does this look infected?
Does this look like pink eye to you?
Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
dOG SHAMING
Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
Dominos delivers!
don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
Don't have a cow, man
Don't inhale!
Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
don't worry, it's part of my plan!
Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
Down time
Drat, the internet is leaking again.
drill baby drill!
drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
Dryads. that is all.
DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
DuckDuckGoes!
duckface is the new radians
Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
Dude, I can totally catch this!
Dude, where's my car?
Dude! Dude? Dude.
DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
Early stages of Giraffe evolution
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
Eat my shorts
Eating my breakfast!
eclipse o'clock
Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
emergency butter delivery
engage!
ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
Et boum! C'est le choc!
Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
even the sun cowers in fear!
Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
ever get the feeling you're being watched?
every breath you take, every move you make
Every day my damn cat makes this face
everyday i'm shoveling
Everything maKes perfect sense now.
everything makes sense now
Everything truly IS awesome!
Everything's coming up Milhouse
Evolution of puzzles
Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
Exes, am I right?
Existance is an illusion
Extreme beer pong
FACESWAP lol
FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
Fancy
father & daughter re-unite!
Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
feeding my pet
FENTON!!! FENTON!
Field Trip!
File not found ... creating fake file...
filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
finally got that squid stache
Finally here!
Finally, new tires
Fire can sometimes be hot?
First day at school
First day of school.
First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
First post, be friendly
First screenshot of portal 3 !!
First time posting, please be nice
First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
Flat file viewing
Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
flying car - it is now officially the future
Flying fish had no affect on it
FML
Fnnnaarrrrr!
Foiled again by the bell curve
fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
food crisis strategy
for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
for science!
for you
Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
forgot to turn the oven off!
Formal on top, party on the bottom
Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
found this at a novelty store
found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
Found this in my garden, wtf?
Found this mushroom, thought of you
found this on google maps earlier.
Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
fourier transforms are too hard!!
Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
free the beast!
Freedom in a nutshell.
Freshly waxed floors + new socks
FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
FUCK NOT AGAIN
Fucking CAKE
Fulfilling western ideals!
Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
furrowed mustache
Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
Gentlemen. If you find it you are set for life.
George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
Get that camera out of my face!
get your ass to mars
go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
go home elephant you are drunk
Go purr yourself!
God i love sesame street
God Save The Queen
goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
Goldilocks party!
gone fishing
good old troubleshootin'
Goodnight moon
google bots have uncovered some missing bits
GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
got to meet with charlie sheen
Got your nose!
Gotta catch em all.
gotta take big ben down a peg
GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
Gravedigging time
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
Great ScotT!
Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
Guess that "sun" was really important after all
Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
Guys, this picture is awful
ha ha ha... no.
Had to settle for a beard
haha oh my cat
Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
Happy Birthday, M C Escher
Happy Birthday!
Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
has anyone seen my force field generator?
Has science gone too far?
Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
Hat in the cat strike back!
Have fun in the Alps lol
Have fun stormin' da castle.
Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
have you heard?
Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
He did say it was edible
He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
he is so cool
He left me! :ccc
He nailed it!
He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
He was never seen again
He's been there for three days
hello darkness my old friend
Hello earthlings
hello you're on car talk
help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
HELP I'M just a pheasant
Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
help wanted. inquire within.
Help! HELP! I need an adult
Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
Here comes the sun, do do do do...
Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
Hey guys, watch this
hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
Hey there cutie
Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
Hey, check out this cool website i found!
Hey, it's windows 7 again!
hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
Hey! My cloaca is down here!
hgghjg
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
High Bro, five.
His name is robert palmer.
Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
hobbitses
HODOR!
holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
Holy Meals on Wheels
Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
Homo helicopteris captured in bali
Honest, officer, that's what happened!
Hope that wasn't a granny knot
Hoping this makes it past customs
horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
Houston, we are the problem
Hoverboard to full power!
how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
How did I get here?
How did I get here?!?
How did the mars rover get here?
how do i resize the city?
how do I take photos with this?
how do i turn this off?
how do you get the screensaver off?
How does this work again?
How is this still a thing?
How many can there be?
How much absinthe did you say was in this?
how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
How's My new haircut?
hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
I think I need new glasses.
I 'M out of the acorn
I always fast forward through this part.
I am a beautiful person.
I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
I am infinite. i am eternal.
i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
I am the creator.
i am wearing a bolo tie
I believe in an afterbirth.
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
I blame lack of regulation
I blame supernasa
I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
I broke cookie clicker...
i broke it
I broke the etch & sketch
I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
I can has cheezburger?
I can jump that far!
I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I can take photos with my teeth!
I can walk on my hands
I can't believe it's not cake batter
I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
i can't form the words to describe such beauty
I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
I CHOOSE YOU!
i did not account for the flames
i do the same thing at frat parties
I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
i don't even remember taking this pic!
I don't get it either.
i don't have time for this!
I don't know
I don't know how to play...
I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
I don't regret pressing the button
i don't remember this scene form star wars
I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
I don't think I really understand what this is.
I don't think that's supposed to go there...
I don't think this is working
i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
I don't want to set the world on fire
i donna think it means what you think it means
I dream of death
I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
I find this picture reflects my soul.
I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
I fixed it guys
I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
I forgot to get a plane
I forgot to turn the tap off lol
I fought the law. They won
I found a three fingered kitten!
I found it!!!!!!!
i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
I found this little guy in the woods near my house
I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
I got a new geigerteller
I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
I got the job!
I got the keys to the city.
I got this in the mail today
I guess I only have myself to blame.
I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
I has a sad
i hate
i hate it when this happens
I hate the carnival so much right now
I hate this channel
I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
I hate waking up from a really good dream
i hate you. die in a fire.
i have a bad feeling about this.
I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
I have never been happy
I have tasted many fish
I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
I hope he's not hungry
I immediately regret eating that
i invented a thing
I just bought this
I just can't see the point anymore
I just don't get recursion.
I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
i just want to do existential things with my friends
I just want to watch the world burn
I knew I nailed it!
I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
I knew pi would lead to this
I knew there would be side effects
I like this picture
I loled my head off!!!
I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
I lost my tooth
I lost my wits
I lost my wrist
i love a good featureless white void
i love my family
I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
I love star wars!
I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
I mistook myself for a bird
I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
i need to do my laundry more often.
I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
I never understood that part of the bibile
I only wanted a cheeseburger
i pushed this. was that bad?
I put on my wizard robe and hat
I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
I say: nuts to that!
I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
I sentence you to deliciousness!
I should not have tried those shrooms...
I should really separate those
I solved the debt crisis!
I still say it looks White and Gold!
I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
I think I can... I think I can
I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
I think i lost my dorsal fin
I think i made a point!
i think i need to get out more.
I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
i think it's working now, ask me anything
I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
I think there's something here
I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
I think this is the wrong python script
I think we deserved it.
i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
I thought it was a good idea at the time
I thought it would be bigger
i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
I thought of it, and it happened
I thought this ball pit would be more fun
I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
I told you to keep the raptors secure
I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
I used to be like... but then i was all...
i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
i was gonna eat that
I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
I was just trying to install freebsd...
I was late
I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
I welcome our event-driven overlords
I will take that one please
I will use it if it is web scale
I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
I wish I could ride in a balloon
I wish they'd standardize the charger
I wish this was fake...
I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
I wonder if it will be friends with me
I wonder what will this lead to...
i wonder why you left me here.
I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
I'd call this experiment a success.
i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
I'd take the stairs, but...
I'd tap dat.
I'd tap that
I'll catch it one day
I'll just go buy cigarettes
I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
I'll never fit in!
i'll never get tired of this.
I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
I'm a bird lol
I'm a fighter!
I'm a Real Boy!
I'm a wizard!
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
i'm being ironic
I'm going to be smashed to bits
i'm just surprised it took this long.
I'm lost without your love, baby
I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
I'm never going on chatroulette again
I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
I'm not even mad. that's amazing
I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
i'm now 75% more efficient
I'm ready!
i'm really diggin' your shovel
i'm so funny and original
I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
I've been robbed!
I've discovered a new clean-power source
I've found a new way to feed the poor
I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
i've got hurt feelings
i've made a huge mistake
I've made a huge mistake
I've never been so aware of my own hunger
i've never felt so alone.
I've never felt so empty before
i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
if only i had friends...
if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
if you got it, flaunt it
If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
If you're brave enough...
If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
If you've got a moustache...
Ikea art
im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
In D&D you *are* your equipment
In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
in line at the dmv
In my dreams I'm always strong
In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
in theathers, close to you
Initiate evasive maneuver!
Ink-blots describe how they see students
inner city air conditioning
Insert a turnip into the serial port.
Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
International relationships are getting worse
Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
intertial reference frame, activate!
introducing the yolo distribution
is good idea yes
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
is it midnight yet?
Is it really today, already?
is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
Is that a new pokemon?
is that a war walrus?
Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
is the eject button meant to do this?
Is there a bee on my nose?
Is there really any point? FML
IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
is this illegal?
is this just a fantasy?
Is this real life?
Is this room 101?
Is this too cheesy?
Isn't he cute?
it all fits together, guys!
it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
It is never safe.
It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
it makes sense if you think about it
It seemed better in my head
It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
it was an odd place to find a stop sign
it was never this complicated when I was a kid
It was the rational response
It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
It's a cat ass trophy
it's a faaaaake!
It's a Finger trap
it's a metaphor
It's a timey-wimey time-lord
It's ALIVE!
it's bicycles all the way down
It's bigger after you put it together.
it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
it's fun to do bad things
it's in a good part of town
it's like rain on your wedding day!
It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
It's not a good part of town
It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
it's not what you think
it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
it's pretty dark in this box
It's smaller on the outside
It's the little things
it's the minecraft world
Jesus Wept
Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
Job interview today.
John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
Jugghead got nothing on me :p
Just a little more to the right
just another cat video
Just another day in paradise
Just another standard morning coffee
Just combing my M.C. Escher
just cos()
just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
Just Got A new camera phone!
Just hangin' around
just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
just look at that motherfucking satellite
Just not myself today.
Just one of those days
just playing with my pet
Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
Just some home decorating
Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
just two more trips over the horizon
kang, do i look good in this?
keep on truckin...
Khan!
Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
ksp mission success
Lack of cucumbers
ladies
Larry asked me to be his wingman
last march of the ents
Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
leapfrog, anyone?
Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
Legal Issues
Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
lemme at dem boigas!!!
Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
Let's have a blinking contest
Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
Life is a matter of perspective, really.
Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
Life on the moon.
Life outside the matrix
Light traffic today.
Like a G6, baby, like a g6
like my new haircut?
Like my new nails?
Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
linux compatible toaster at last!
Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
lol, no i didn't jump
London
london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
Look at me jumping!
look at me, i'm from England!
Look at my dollar coin
Look at my new blue dress!
look at my new dog!
look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
Look at that fart propulsion
Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
look ma, no hands!
Look man, it's never gonna happen
Look out!
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
look what happened to my satellite
look what i found underneath my pillow
Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
look what the doctors found in me!
Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
Lost in Space...
lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
Love is creepy
love it!
love it!"...The Aristocrats."
Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
Macklemore concert was awesome!
Made in god's own image, yessiree!
Magnificent as fuck
Magnified 10,000 times
Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
Making a selfie.
Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
Man in the Moon slumming
man it's hot today
Man or mouse? No need to decide!
Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
Man, it's windy
Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
Man, that was the best party in my life
Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
Mari-OH
mario Kart is harder in real life
married a cat
Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
marvel universe howard the duck returns
Massive orgy reaches climax
MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
Maths are hard
Max gentleman
may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
Maybe this counts as clean energy
McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
me and all my friends
Me llamo t-bone
Me, before the topical ointment
Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
Mentos and lava
Meow what seems to be the problem?
Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
Meritocracy is a pipe dream
Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
Minimalist cat
Minister! We're running out of time.
Mistakes were made.
Mmm, Spider cake!
Mmm... Vegemite
mmm...vegemite...
mmmmm.... Bones....
Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
modest pile of dinosaurs
Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
Monday mornings
monkey movember
moo!
More advantages to USB type c revealed
More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
morning selfie :-)
Moses lied to me.
Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
Muahahahahahah
My 7 picture is upside down
My baby is learning how to write!
My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
My boyfriend finally proposed!
my castles stand on pillars of sand
My cat barfed this out
my cat got into the *other* catnip
My cat is cuter than yours.
my cat is sick
My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
my children will never understand me
my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
My clothes need a wash...
My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
My dad in the army
My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
my euler circuit is alive!
My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
My first selfie!
my flatmate told me he would cook diner.
My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
my friend posing while a plane flies by
MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts?
My God do I hate being right all the time
My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
My gout's acting up again
My halloween costume
My hero
My Hobby: freaking people out
MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
My hobby: photography
My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
My house is my castle
my lasik didn't go so well.
MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
my new boss
My new cat is awesome
my new duvet cover!
my new haircut only exists in another dimension
My new haircut!
My new neighbor seems a bit odd
My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
My new tattoo
my new toaster has some strange attachments
My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
My nose will grow now.
My parents took away my phone privileges
my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
My roomba is slower than normal
My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
My selfie stick broke.
My server cooling system.
my taco face
My tastes are very... singular
my time machine isn't working again! D:
my toothache has got worse recently
My trip to Europe #selfie
My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
my wonderful dad!
Myspace tom to ground control-
mYTH BUSTED!
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
Nasa is fully funded
Need a Haircut
Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
Never divide by zero
Never gonna give you up...
Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
New amazon product
New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
New car flipping world record set
new drupal logo
New false color imagery from mars curiousity
New haircut!
New headcanon:
New means to help collect more evidence
new member of the family
New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
new phone who dis
new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
New Super Mario bros in real life!
New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
Nice leg.
NICE MULTIPANTS
night sledding deserves a quiet night
No good deed goes unpunished
No guitar without a sombrero
No lie, this is delicious
no matter where we go, its always cold
No more sorrow!
no one ever suspected the shovel
No regrets on this new roofing material
no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
No wants to hear me talk about my cat
No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
no wonder the cat always sits here
No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
NO. JUST NO.
nobody knows the trouble i've seen
Nom nom nom
nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
Nope nope nope nope nope
Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
Not a fruit
Not Again :(
Not all dreams can come true
Not as healthy as it looks
Not even once
Not even once...
Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
not sure whether or not to tip him
Note 2: Use a frozen potato
Note: HUGE SUCCess
Nothing new under the sun
Nothing to see here.
Notice anything different?
Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
Now turn it upside-down
Now we play... the most dangerous game
Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
now you're hungry too.
Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
Nutritionists hate this simple trick
NUTS!
Obama pardons Santa claus
obsession is a dangerous thing
Office gamification has got out of hand.
Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
Oh bother not again
oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
Oh god is it still following me?
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Oh God! It's happening again!
oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
Oh here we go
oh I feel a yearning so bad
oh look, a penny
OH MY GOD A HORSE
oh no you didn't
Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
Oh no, it's the moon
Oh No! Not again!
Oh no! Not Again.
Oh no! Not again.
Oh shit, not again.
Oh, Canada...
oh, god, why?
oh, is that godot? Finally...
Oh, that's where I left them!
oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
omfg who would wear that hat
omfg, space bugs
OMG Becky look at her butt
OMG I cannot even
omg too much chiplote
OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
OMG! Kittens!
OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
one does not simply wok into mordor
one electrocution can ruin your entire day
One of the less popular Transformers.
One of these things doesn't belong.
One of those mornings...
One year ago I looked like this
only 90 kids will remember this.
only 90s kids will get this!
Only 90s kids will remember
Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
oompa loompa diggeti doo
OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
Oops.
Open wide!
Optimus prime was having a bad day.
Otters. They are the craziest.
ouch!
our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
Our proudest moment
Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
Ow.
Oy, my giblets!
Pac-man's missing piece
Pacman or ms.Pacman?
Pants Optional
paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
Park and ride
PARKOUR IN ACTION
Parlez vous Francais?
Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
passed another hitch hiker
peacekeeping mission is a total success
peeling back the pages of history
Penguins are people too #equality
Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
Perspective issues
Philae lander found!
photo proof for you skeptics out there
photobombed again
photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
Picasso's illegitimate child...
Picked this up at the thrift shop
Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
Picking mushrooms
picture of my boyfriend
picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
Piglet was not amused
Pintsize what are you doing?!
Pizza TIME
play it cool
Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
Please send help.
Please, please, please not again!
Please. Save yourself.
Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
PostPostModern art
Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
Press 'continue' to abort.
Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
Prius Love
Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
pronounced duh-jango
Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
Proof: loch ness monster.
Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
prototype soccer ball
PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
Putin Putin in orbit
quack quack, motherflipper
Quite.
QWANTZ Fanfic
Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
Ramen is squishy and soft
RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
Real Eyes Realize real lies.
real landscapes have curves
real letters have curves #Serif
Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
really not how I thought I would die
Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
rebranding of national park service almost complete
rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
release the kraken
Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
reverse et
reverse microwave oven
Riemann should have had this idea
RIP SPEAK N SPELL
rm -rf /
Roadrunner is the new transport minister
Robert'); Drop Table students;--
Robots in much better disguise
rock beats scissors
Rock, paper, FACE
Rocket pseudo-science!
rodeo!!
rofl
Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
Rollerskating always was overrated
run little ghost, run!
RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
sad cow is sad
Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
Said the duchess to the vicar.
Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
Sarlac ball pit!
sarlac ball-pit!!!
Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
school's out!
Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
Screw it, here's a cat pic
searching for brain, found this instead
See a carrot deflate a pool ball
See it again in slo mo
SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
Self Portrait: Complete.
Selfie #Nofilter
Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
Selfie in the morning
Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
senpai noticed me! ^_^
sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
share and enjoy
share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
She's got interesting taste in men.
Sheena, who dis
Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
Should i fall from grace?
should i see a doctor about this?
Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
SIDE GOER 4
Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
slippin' into the future
smile for the camera!
Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
smiling is for optimists
Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
Snowman accident
So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
So i found this on my phone?
so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
So it's true, then.
So it's true, then.
so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
So long and thanks for all the fish!
So long, and thanks for all the fish
So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
so much for your "Democracy"
So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
So thats What Jesus did
So this happened.
So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
So, it has come to this...
so, scientology...
So, this happened.
so. sick. of. this. pic.
So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
So... those were real
So...Magnets, right?
Solo Thumbwar
solve all your problems with hemlock
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
some men just want to watch the world burn.
Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
someone take this banana off my face
Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
Something seems to be wrong with my car
Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
SOmething went wrong while shaving...
Sometimes all you can do is wait
Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
Somewhere, this exists.
Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
Soon. Soon...
sorry dad
Sorry for the potato quality.
Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
SPAAAAAAAAcE
Spaaaaaaaace!
Space from my window
Spiders. Nope.
Spring has sprang
SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
Stalemate
Starbucks <3 <3 <3
Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
stay away from my eggcorns
Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
stay out of my house, santa
steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
Step 1: Jump the shark.
sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
step one: cut a hole in the box
Steve is realxing
Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
still better than last year in ottawa
Still no martians
still, i think it was a good idea
stipple slash of saturn
Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
Stop stalin and make up your mind
Stop! Hammer time!
stork carrying a babby rabbit!
straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
Straight outta compton
Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
Stupid Bird!
Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
such lambda
Sun deflation: optimal
Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
sup brah
super high intensity training at NORAD
Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
Take my money!
take that atheists
take two, they are small
taken from earth orbit
Talking to my fans...
Tamper-Proof
TANSTAAFL... Mostly
Target Found.
Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
terminal velocity is a myth
Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
Thanks Obama!
Thanks!
that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
That is not how you Ikea
That is one dapper bird.
That is, in fact, a squirrel.
That makes me very angry...
That sweater is so 2013
That was one hell of a party last night.
That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
That was when things started to get a little weird.
That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
That's gonna hurt on the way out
That's just not very funny
that's me!
THAT'S NO MOON
That's not a chicken
That's not a nut!
THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
that's one nasty burn!
That's the princess I want to save
That's too much, man!
that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
The answer is blowing in the wind...
The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
The basis for fast and furious 13.
THE BEES!!!!!
The best brick joke possible.
the best stars are sky stars!
The birds found the hobbit hole
The building blocks of life
The Captain Crunch Kraken
The castle was in you, all along!
The cat brought in another bird.
the charge of the light brigade
The choice is simple.
The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
The dark helps me see in the carrots
the dark side of the moon, amirite?
the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
The designers of this camera literally nailed it
The Dissolution of Parliament.
The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
the dog scanned my homework
The dress is black and white!
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
The ents met the triffids
the event horizon returned
The evolution of fun
The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
the floor is made of lava. send help.
The French space program
the game begins...
the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
The gang destroyed the context
The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
The hills are alive!
the hills have eyes
The HORROR!
The horrors of war
The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
The infamous Snow-muon.
The knids are hungry
The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
The last person to be surprised by a selfie
The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
The last thing we see before we die
The last thing you see before you die
the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
The Little Borg Prince
The little prince is full of siht
the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
The magic smoke escaped :(
The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
the microsoft promised land
The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
The moon landing was a lie
The moon looks weird today
The Moon Will Eat What it will
The most diabolical teamup in history
The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
the new usb feels like a step backward
The newest Olympic sport
The next generation of crypto currencies
The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
the oceans are made of sky tears
The one true way
the only people for me are the mad ones
The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
The Prodigy is in town!
the prophecy was true !
The prophecy was true!
The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
the rest is darkness and decay
The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
The rook is getting closer. Help me.
the saddest moment of my childhood
The second mouse gets the cheese
The secret to infinite storage space
The side of my car. #roadrage
The signal came from this sector
The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
The solution to all life's problems
The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
The strangest thing subway ever gave me
the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
The taste stays with you forever
The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
The time has come.
The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
the Uk space agency is making britain proud
The unforgiving war on health
The view outside of my airplane window.
The vlog was better than the movie
the way of the future
The weight of life in a starry landscape
the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
The Zebra was lying down
the zoidberg axis
their love was doomed from the start...
Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
There goes the neighborhood...
There is a whole other world in my navel
There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
there is none of this left in the men's room #help
there snow such thing as global warming
There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
There's a third bump, growing fast
There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
There's no more time!
These aren't my sandwiches
These cravings will never stop
These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
These night vision goggles don't work
these pretzels are making me thirsty.
These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
They can see me!
they dont need us anymore
they had no idea the damage they had done
they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
they said be careful, we said yolo
THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
they said we couldn't play god
They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
They see me rolling, they hating
they told me carrots were good for eye health
they told me cat eyes would make me look good
they're all dead, dave.
They're all watching me
They're watching us.
Things Lost in couch cushions
this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
This apple got a face on it dog
This caught my eye
this could be improved by laser technology
This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
this didn't last long.
This elevator has no 'down'!
This explains everything
This explains it all
this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
this guy keeps following me
this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
This guy...
This is a cat
This is a good idea
THis is a love/hate poem.
This is exactly what you think it is
this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
THIS IS FOR KIBO!
This is how we celebrate easter usually
This is how you get ants!
this is just a tribute #thed
This is just like my 5th birthday party.
THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
This is no cave
This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
this is not what i meant it to be
tHis is not what i was looking for
This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
This is still what I had for breakfast
This is symbolic.
This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
This is the second worst day of my life.
This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
this is the weirdest hickey.
This is the year of linux
This is twitter, right? #confused
This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
This is what happiness looks like
This is what I do on friday evenings now
This is what i had for breakfast
This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
This is why I don't order take-out
This is why I'm not an EMT
This is why we can't have good things
This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
This needs a motivational text
This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
This one weird object blocks out the light!
this one's over 15 kt bitches!
This photo mooves me
This photo was taken from my basement
This photo was taken from my iphone
this plot is odd.
This song describes me perfectly
This squirrel really knows how to cook
this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
this was in the bible
this was my inspiration
This was the most unkindest cut of all
This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
This will make sense if you look at it upside down
This will require more delta-V than we expected.
This would be a great Emoji
Thorax Cluster
Those Eyes! @_@
those weren't Altoids.
Threaten large birds... check.
throwing epic shade!
Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
Time time time time
Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
Time to reap the whirlwind!
tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
To get to the other tree and leaf!
To infinity and Birdyond!
To the victor go the spoils.
To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
Today i am a Chinese clock
Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
today's to do list
Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
Too many in line. I'll come back later.
Too many potatoes, not enough butter
Too many quixotes, not enough giants
Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
too much lens flare?
too much right beef
Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
Top of the world
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
Travel the length of these massive bison
Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
Trees on a hill #nofilter
Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
Triumph. Pure triumph.
true culprit of global warming!
True Self-Control
truly, i am euphoric
Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
two great tastes that go great together
Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
Tycoon Simulator 2015
Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
Ugh, i'll never understand art.
Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
Uglier than modern art
uh... I think I'm going vegan.
um no.
uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
unhappy in space
unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
Universe man, Universe man...
unsubscribe
Unzipped sock
USB SUX
Use the force responsibly.
using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
Vegans gonna hate
vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
vinyls were always better!
Visited mom today
visual from Most important meeting today
Visual representation of Dubstep
void main() { fork; }
Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
Wait ... what? I don't even...
Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
Wait for it...
Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
Wait, you can see that too
waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
Waiting on hold with the insurance company
WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
wake up sheeple!
Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
Wake up, sheeple.
walked in on my roommate being terrifying
Walrus!
Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
WARRRBLGARBL
watch me become the next favorite kardashian
Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
watching dune on shrooms
Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
We are not men. we are devo.
We can't do it, the moon is in the way
We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
We didn't start the fire
we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
We fell upstairs and exploded.
we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
we have the technology.
We live in a golden age!
We look into each other's eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
we need to keep our sex life fresh
We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
we sail the ocean orange
We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
We've given up trying to justify this.
We've got a problem
Weather's Crazy today
Weeeee!!!
Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
welcome to Argentina
Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
welcome to the internet
welcome to the space jam
Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
Well, here's a real cock-up.
Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
Well, now this is a thing.
well, so much for the space program
well, the keys are definitely lost....
Well, this is a puzzling development.
well, this really puts things in perspective.
Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
Welp, there's your problem
Welp, we're done here.
WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
Whale Selfie!
What a beautiful time to be alive!
what a bummer
WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
What are pixels?
what are you complaining about? three legs are inherently stable!
What are you, a dictionary?
What could go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong™?
What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
What do you see? I see a cat!
what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
What has science done?!
What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
what if it's a ghost pepper?
What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
What in the hell was I thinking ?
what is in the box? Only pain.
What is your Pony Personality?
what the sun looks like!
what to have for breakfast?
What, Me worry?
What? It's always that color.
what's a lens cap?
What's this thing here in the bathroom?
whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
when did i put on a bow tie???
When everything looks like a hammer
When he keeps trying to talk to you...
When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
When in doubt, just blow on it!
When pandas have nightmares
WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
When you get a perfect score on your test
when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
when you see it...
When you see it...
Where are the three sea shells?
Where did THAT come from?
Where did this road come from?!?
where do all the cheetos go
Where do I plug this in?
where should i put this cool new tatto?
where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
where to buy spanish ham ?
which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
whiskers expecting a new friend :)
who ate half my cookie?
Who came first?
who do you think I am?
Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
Who needs the Chunnel?
Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
who sent me a bobcat?
Who stepped on my pop tart?
Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
Who wants an omelette?
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
Who's that Pokémon?
whoops GPS error
Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
Why are there ants on my face?!
Why can't I eat all this chicken?
Why did it have to end this Way?
Why did the cypress cross the road?
Why do dogs like this?
Why do people do this?
Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
Why potato why?
Why should squirrel learn baseball
WHY WHY WHY #WHY
Why?
With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
With this, nobody can stop me!
WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
Woops, miscounted. sorry.
Words, words, words
Works fine with a custom linux kernel
Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
worst horse ever :(
Worst pokemon ever
Worst roomMate Ever
worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
Worth it for the karma.
would you choose the microwave over this?
Would you like to play a game?
wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
Wow, did you see that??!!
Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
Wow. Just, Wow.
wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
WTF!?
wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
Yay, worms!
Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
Yeah... never gonna happen
YES
Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
Yes, I followed the instructions!
yes, your baby is beautiful
Yesterday was not good
yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
You are not a good person
you are the jets beneath my wings
You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
You did what in my tuba?
you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
you know what they say about guys with big feet
you know, for kids
You lied to me.
You must be new here.
You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
You want to know how i got these scars?
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
You'll never guess what happens next...
you're not as good at this as you think you are.
you've really let me down this time.
Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
Zeus takes his revenge
Zoidgebra 101
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...just no.
...monsters from the id...
'Murica, hell yeah!
"AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
"Cat-like Reflexes"
"I Never watch porn"
"Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
*glomp*
#beatingheartinabox
#Canadian internet #price gouging
#drbalanced
#essentialsupplies
#fishy!
#Hashtag #ironicSelfie
#hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
#ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
#NewProfilepic
#rememberthetitans
#sorrynotsorry
#underkill
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▒☺▒
100% legit free hugs
15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
500 gold for the private show
A delicate pear
A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
A land war in asia
Aesthetic.
All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
always darekst before the dawn
Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
Angry sofa is angry.
Animé girls don't look at explosions
another day on california public transportation
Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
astonishing how xenia flew that plane
at last, validation
At least it stopped bleeding acid
At that moment, something snapped.
Attracted to black holes, HELP!
Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
awkward! . . .
best easter ever
best snowman ever!
big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
Bird seed companies HATE him
bob ross has only become more powerful in death
Bomber one on approach
Bonehenge
breakfast in 'merica
Brittish think tank
BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
captcha: Enter picture description
Catman
CERN proves existence of "the force"
Check out my new OC
cheese = life
CLOCK FACE-OFF
come at me, pro!
come on iiiiin!
Conflicting messages
curiosity fed the cat
cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
damnit, another drunken tree in the road
Danger: low clearance
Dawn of the Bread
Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
Dawn: The Final day
Did i remember to lock the car?
Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
Do the Harlem Shake
do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
Does my hair look like it's thinning?
Does this look infected?
Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
Drat, the internet is leaking again.
Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
Dude! Dude? Dude.
eclipse o'clock
Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
even the sun cowers in fear!
Everything's coming up Milhouse
FACESWAP lol
First day at school
Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
found this at a novelty store
fourier transforms are too hard!!
free the beast!
Freedom in a nutshell.
Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
Gentlemen. If you find it you are set for life.
George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
God i love sesame street
God Save The Queen
good old troubleshootin'
got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
got to meet with charlie sheen
gotta take big ben down a peg
Gravedigging time
Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
Guys, this picture is awful
has anyone seen my force field generator?
Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
have you heard?
Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
Hello earthlings
hello you're on car talk
help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
Help! HELP! I need an adult
Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
Hey there cutie
Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
Hey, check out this cool website i found!
hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
High Bro, five.
His name is robert palmer.
Honest, officer, that's what happened!
H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
how do i resize the city?
Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
I always fast forward through this part.
i am wearing a bolo tie
I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
i don't even remember taking this pic!
i don't have time for this!
I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
i donna think it means what you think it means
I fixed it guys
i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
I got the keys to the city.
i hate
i hate you. die in a fire.
I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
I immediately regret eating that
I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
i love my family
I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
I think i made a point!
i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
I will use it if it is web scale
I wish this was fake...
I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
I'll never fit in!
i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
I'm a bird lol
i'm being ironic
i'm really diggin' your shovel
i'm so funny and original
i've got hurt feelings
I've never felt so empty before
if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
if only i had friends...
If you've got a moustache...
In D&D you *are* your equipment
Insert a turnip into the serial port.
Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
Is there a bee on my nose?
Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
Isn't he cute?
It's a cat ass trophy
it's a metaphor
It's bigger after you put it together.
it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
it's the minecraft world
Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
Just another standard morning coffee
Just not myself today.
keep on truckin...
Khan!
ladies
lemme at dem boigas!!!
Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
Life is a matter of perspective, really.
Life on the moon.
Like a G6, baby, like a g6
Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
linux compatible toaster at last!
Look man, it's never gonna happen
Lost in Space...
lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
man it's hot today
Massive orgy reaches climax
Maybe this counts as clean energy
Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
Meow what seems to be the problem?
Mmm... Vegemite
mmmmm.... Bones....
modest pile of dinosaurs
morning selfie :-)
My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
my castles stand on pillars of sand
my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
my euler circuit is alive!
My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts?
My God do I hate being right all the time
my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
My roomba is slower than normal
My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
My trip to Europe #selfie
Never divide by zero
new drupal logo
new member of the family
New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
No good deed goes unpunished
Nom nom nom
Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
Not all dreams can come true
Not even once
Not even once...
not sure whether or not to tip him
Note 2: Use a frozen potato
Nothing to see here.
Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
oh, god, why?
Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
Open wide!
ouch!
Pac-man's missing piece
Pacman or ms.Pacman?
peacekeeping mission is a total success
photobombed again
Picked this up at the thrift shop
picture of my boyfriend
Please. Save yourself.
Prius Love
Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
pronounced duh-jango
Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
QWANTZ Fanfic
Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
rebranding of national park service almost complete
rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
release the kraken
Riemann should have had this idea
RIP SPEAK N SPELL
rock beats scissors
Rocket pseudo-science!
rodeo!!
rofl
Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
Sheena, who dis
Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
Should i fall from grace?
SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
slippin' into the future
smile for the camera!
So it's true, then.
So it's true, then.
So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
so much for your "Democracy"
So this happened.
So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
solve all your problems with hemlock
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
someone take this banana off my face
steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
Still no martians
Stop! Hammer time!
straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
Straight outta compton
Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
Stupid Bird!
Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
Take my money!
Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
That's the princess I want to save
The answer is blowing in the wind...
THE BEES!!!!!
the best stars are sky stars!
The castle was in you, all along!
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
The gang destroyed the context
The hills are alive!
The last thing you see before you die
The little prince is full of siht
The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
The most diabolical teamup in history
The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
the oceans are made of sky tears
The one true way
the prophecy was true !
The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
the zoidberg axis
There is a whole other world in my navel
There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
There's no more time!
These night vision goggles don't work
these pretzels are making me thirsty.
They can see me!
they had no idea the damage they had done
They're watching us.
this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
THIS IS FOR KIBO!
tHis is not what i was looking for
This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
This is the second worst day of my life.
This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
This is why I don't order take-out
This one weird object blocks out the light!
This song describes me perfectly
This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
This would be a great Emoji
Thorax Cluster
Those Eyes! @_@
Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
Time time time time
Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
Too many in line. I'll come back later.
Too many potatoes, not enough butter
transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
unsubscribe
vinyls were always better!
visual from Most important meeting today
Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
Walrus!
We look into each other's eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
we need to keep our sex life fresh
Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
Well, here's a real cock-up.
well, the keys are definitely lost....
Welp, there's your problem
what are you complaining about? three legs are inherently stable!
What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
what is in the box? Only pain.
what the sun looks like!
when did i put on a bow tie???
When he keeps trying to talk to you...
When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
When you see it...
who ate half my cookie?
Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
Who needs the Chunnel?
Who wants an omelette?
Who's that Pokémon?
Why can't I eat all this chicken?
Why did the cypress cross the road?
With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
Words, words, words
Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
Worst roomMate Ever
Yay, worms!
Yesterday was not good
you know what they say about guys with big feet
You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
you've really let me down this time.
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 ===Captions===
-This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.
+This is the combined list of all 2270 captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.
 #  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
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 # [user was banned for this text]
 # *Darth Vader Breathing*
+# *glomp*
 # *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 # *Tips fedora*
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 # #hashtag
 # #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
+# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
 # #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 # #hoax
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 # #Nailpolish
 # #newhipsterbike
+# #NewProfilepic
 # #nofilter
 # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
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 # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
+# #sorrynotsorry
 # #strangelyaroused
 # #stublife
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 # #Worstweekever
 # <3 hanging out with saruman
+# <reported for inappropriate content>
 # >< ))*>
 # ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
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 # 1 like = 1 respect   1 share = 15 respect   500 respect = 1 cool
 # 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
+# 100% legit free hugs
 # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
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 # a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 # A job so boring a bird could do it
+# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
 # A land war in asia
 # A soulful rendition of "old man river"
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 # All my selfies be like
 # All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
+# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 # All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 # All things considered, it turned out nice again
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 # ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 # Angry sofa is angry.
+# Animé girls don't look at explosions
 # Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 # another day on california public transportation
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 # Best map projection ever
 # best republican caucus ever!
+# best snowman ever!
 # Best. Funeral. Ever.
 # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
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 # breakfast in 'merica
 # Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
+# Brittish think tank
 # brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 # Bulls don't often sit like this!
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 # Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 # Cant explain that
+# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
 # capes are in fashion
 # Captain obvious strikes again
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 # come at me, pro!
 # Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
+# Come on and Slam!
 # come on iiiiin!
 # Come on party people, put your hands together
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 # Dance contest! #YOLO
 # Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
+# Danger: low clearance
 # Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 # Dawn of the Bread
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 # devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 # Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
+# Did i remember to lock the car?
 # Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 # did this exist as a microwave?
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 # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 # dOG SHAMING
+# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
 # DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 # Dominos delivers!
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 # everything makes sense now
 # Everything truly IS awesome!
+# Everything's coming up Milhouse
 # Evolution of puzzles
 # Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
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 # Existance is an illusion
 # Extreme beer pong
+# FACESWAP  lol
 # FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 # Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
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 # fourier transforms are too hard!!
 # Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
+# free the beast!
+# Freedom in a nutshell.
 # Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 # FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
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 # Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 # Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
+# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
 # George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 # George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
+# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
 # Get that camera out of my face!
 # get your ass to mars
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 # go home elephant you are drunk
 # Go purr yourself!
+# God i love sesame street
+# God Save The Queen
 # goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 # Goldilocks party!
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 # Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
 # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
+# Gravedigging time
 # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 # Great ScotT!
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 # Have fun in the Alps lol
 # Have fun stormin' da castle.
+# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
 # Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 # have you heard?
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 # Hey there cutie
 # Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
+# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
 # Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 # hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
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 # Hoping this makes it past customs
 # horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
+# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
 # H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
 # Houston, we are the problem
@@ Line 1,238: / Line 1,266: @@
 # I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 # I CHOOSE YOU!
+# i did not account for the flames
 # i do the same thing at frat parties
 # I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
@@ Line 1,277: / Line 1,306: @@
 # I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 # I got the job!
+# I got the keys to the city.
 # I got this in the mail today
 # I guess I only have myself to blame.
+# I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
 # I has a sad
 # i hate
@@ Line 1,286: / Line 1,317: @@
 # I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 # I hate waking up from a really good dream
+# i hate you.  die in a fire.
 # i have a bad feeling about this.
 # I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
@@ Line 1,302: / Line 1,334: @@
 # I knew I nailed it!
 # I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
+# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
 # I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 # I knew pi would lead to this
@@ Line 1,312: / Line 1,345: @@
 # I lost my wrist
 # i love a good featureless white void
+# i love my family
 # I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 # I love star wars!
@@ Line 1,320: / Line 1,354: @@
 # i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 # i need to do my laundry more often.
+# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
 # I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 # I never understood that part of the bibile
@@ Line 1,356: / Line 1,391: @@
 # I thought it was a good idea at the time
 # I thought it would be bigger
+# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
 # I thought of it, and it happened
 # I thought this ball pit would be more fun
@@ Line 1,368: / Line 1,404: @@
 # I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
+# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
 # I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 # I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
@@ Line 1,434: / Line 1,471: @@
 # I've found a new way to feed the poor
 # I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
+# i've got hurt feelings
+# i've made a huge mistake
 # I've made a huge mistake
-# i've made a huge mistake
 # I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 # i've never felt so alone.
@@ Line 1,503: / Line 1,541: @@
 # Is this room 101?
 # Is this too cheesy?
+# Isn't he cute?
 # it all fits together, guys!
 # it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
@@ Line 1,520: / Line 1,559: @@
 # it's a metaphor
 # It's a timey-wimey time-lord
+# It's ALIVE!
 # it's bicycles all the way down
 # It's bigger after you put it together.
@@ Line 1,544: / Line 1,584: @@
 # John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 # John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
+# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
 # Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 # Jugghead got nothing on me :p
@@ Line 1,557: / Line 1,598: @@
 # just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 # just look at that motherfucking satellite
+# Just not myself today.
 # Just one of those days
 # just playing with my pet
@@ Line 1,598: / Line 1,640: @@
 # like my new haircut?
 # Like my new nails?
+# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
 # linux compatible toaster at last!
 # Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
@@ Line 1,672: / Line 1,715: @@
 # Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
 # Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
+# Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
 # Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 # memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 # Mentos and lava
+# Meow what seems to be the problem?
 # Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 # Meritocracy is a pipe dream
@@ Line 1,694: / Line 1,739: @@
 # More advantages to USB type c revealed
 # More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
+# morning selfie :-)
 # Moses lied to me.
 # Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
@@ Line 1,700: / Line 1,746: @@
 # My 7 picture is upside down
 # My baby is learning how to write!
+# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
 # My boyfriend finally proposed!
 # my castles stand on pillars of sand
@@ Line 1,724: / Line 1,771: @@
 # MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 # My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
+# My God do I hate being right all the time
 # My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 # My gout's acting up again
@@ Line 1,828: / Line 1,876: @@
 # Not all dreams can come true
 # Not as healthy as it looks
+# Not even once
 # Not even once...
 # Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 # Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
+# not sure whether or not to tip him
+# Note 2: Use a frozen potato
 # Note: HUGE SUCCess
 # Nothing new under the sun
+# Nothing to see here.
 # Notice anything different?
 # Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
@@ Line 1,839: / Line 1,891: @@
 # Now we play... the most dangerous game
 # Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
+# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
 # now you're hungry too.
 # Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
@@ Line 1,846: / Line 1,899: @@
 # obsession is a dangerous thing
 # Office gamification has got out of hand.
+# Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
 # Oh bother not again
 # oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
@@ Line 1,864: / Line 1,918: @@
 # Oh no, it's the moon
 # Oh No! Not again!
+# Oh no! Not Again.
 # Oh no! Not again.
-# Oh no! Not Again.
 # Oh shit, not again.
 # Oh, Canada...
+# oh, god, why?
 # oh, is that godot? Finally...
 # Oh, that's where I left them!
@@ Line 1,884: / Line 1,939: @@
 # On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 # On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
+# On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
 # one does not simply wok into mordor
 # one electrocution can ruin your entire day
@@ Line 1,894: / Line 1,950: @@
 # Only 90s kids will remember
 # Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
+# Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
 # onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 # oompa loompa diggeti doo
@@ Line 1,920: / Line 1,977: @@
 # Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 # passed another hitch hiker
+# peacekeeping mission is a total success
 # peeling back the pages of history
 # Penguins are people too #equality
@@ Line 1,946: / Line 2,004: @@
 # Please send help.
 # Please, please, please not again!
+# Please. Save yourself.
 # Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 # Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
@@ Line 1,958: / Line 2,017: @@
 # Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
 # product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
+# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
 # pronounced duh-jango
 # Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
+# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
 # proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
 # PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
@@ Line 1,982: / Line 2,043: @@
 # Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
 # Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
+# rebranding of national park service almost complete
 # rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 # release the kraken
@@ Line 1,991: / Line 2,053: @@
 # reverse microwave oven
 # Riemann should have had this idea
+# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
 # rm -rf /
 # Roadrunner is the new transport minister
@@ Line 1,997: / Line 2,060: @@
 # rock beats scissors
 # Rock, paper, FACE
+# Rocket pseudo-science!
 # rodeo!!
 # rofl
@@ Line 2,032: / Line 2,096: @@
 # share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 # She's got interesting taste in men.
+# Sheena, who dis
 # Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
+# Should i fall from grace?
 # should i see a doctor about this?
 # Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
@@ Line 2,039: / Line 2,105: @@
 # SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 # Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+# slippin' into the future
 # smile for the camera!
 # Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
@@ Line 2,048: / Line 2,115: @@
 # So i found this on my phone?
 # so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
+# So it's true, then.
 # So it's true, then.
 # so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
@@ Line 2,053: / Line 2,121: @@
 # So long, and thanks for all the fish
 # So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
+# so much for your "Democracy"
 # So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 # So thats What Jesus did
@@ Line 2,067: / Line 2,136: @@
 # Solo Thumbwar
 # solve all your problems with hemlock
+# Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
 # some men just want to watch the world burn.
 # Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
@@ Line 2,116: / Line 2,186: @@
 # stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 # straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
+# Straight outta compton
 # Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 # Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
 # Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 # Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
+# Stupid Bird!
 # Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 # such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 # such lambda
 # Sun deflation: optimal
+# Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
 # sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 # sup brah
@@ Line 2,171: / Line 2,244: @@
 # THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 # that's one nasty burn!
+# That's the princess I want to save
 # That's too much, man!
 # that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
@@ Line 2,177: / Line 2,251: @@
 # The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 # The basis for fast and furious 13.
+# THE BEES!!!!!
 # The best brick joke possible.
 # the best stars are sky stars!
@@ Line 2,283: / Line 2,358: @@
 # The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
 # The Zebra was lying down
+# the zoidberg axis
 # their love was doomed from the start...
 # Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 # Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 # There goes the neighborhood...
+# There is a whole other world in my navel
 # There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 # There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
@@ Line 2,302: / Line 2,379: @@
 # These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 # THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
+# They can see me!
 # they dont need us anymore
 # they had no idea the damage they had done
@@ Line 2,355: / Line 2,433: @@
 # this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 # this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
+# This is the second worst day of my life.
 # This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 # This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
@@ Line 2,365: / Line 2,444: @@
 # This is what I do on friday evenings now
 # This is what i had for breakfast
+# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
 # This is why I don't order take-out
 # This is why I'm not an EMT
@@ Line 2,396: / Line 2,476: @@
 # This will require more delta-V than we expected.
 # This would be a great Emoji
+# Thorax Cluster
 # Those Eyes! @_@
 # those weren't Altoids.
@@ Line 2,453: / Line 2,534: @@
 # Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 # Ugh, i'll never understand art.
+# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
 # Uglier than modern art
 # uh... I think I'm going vegan.
@@ Line 2,461: / Line 2,543: @@
 # unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 # Universe man, Universe man...
+# unsubscribe
 # Unzipped sock
 # USB SUX
@@ Line 2,471: / Line 2,554: @@
 # vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                             I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
 # Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
+# vinyls were always better!
 # Visited mom today
 # visual from Most important meeting today
@@ Line 2,487: / Line 2,571: @@
 # wake up sheeple!
 # Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
+# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
 # Wake up, sheeple.
 # walked in on my roommate being terrifying
@@ Line 2,527: / Line 2,612: @@
 # welcome to the space jam
 # Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
+# Well, here's a real cock-up.
 # Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 # Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
@@ Line 2,553: / Line 2,639: @@
 # What do you see? I see a cat!
 # what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
+# what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
 # What has science done?!
 # What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
@@ Line 2,558: / Line 2,645: @@
 # What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 # What in the hell was I thinking ?
+# what is in the box?  Only pain.
 # What is your Pony Personality?
 # what the sun looks like!
@@ Line 2,568: / Line 2,656: @@
 # when did i put on a bow tie???
 # When everything looks like a hammer
+# When he keeps trying to talk to you...
 # When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 # When in doubt, just blow on it!
@@ Line 2,578: / Line 2,667: @@
 # when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 # when you see it...
+# When you see it...
 # Where are the three sea shells?
 # Where did THAT come from?
@@ Line 2,588: / Line 2,678: @@
 # which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 # whiskers expecting a new friend :)
+# who ate half my cookie?
 # Who came first?
 # who do you think I am?
 # Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
+# Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
+# Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
 # Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 # Who needs the Chunnel?
@@ Line 2,599: / Line 2,692: @@
 # Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 # Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
+# Who wants an omelette?
 # WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 # Who's that Pokémon?
@@ Line 2,630: / Line 2,724: @@
 # worst horse ever :(
 # Worst pokemon ever
+# Worst roomMate Ever
 # worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 # Worth it for the karma.
@@ Line 2,641: / Line 2,736: @@
 # WTF!?
 # wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
+# Yay, worms!
 # Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 # Yeah... never gonna happen
@@ Line 2,693: / Line 2,789: @@
 # "I Never watch porn"
 # "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
+# *glomp*
 # #beatingheartinabox
 # #Canadian internet #price gouging
@@ Line 2,699: / Line 2,796: @@
 # #fishy!
 # #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
+# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
 # #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
+# #NewProfilepic
 # #rememberthetitans
+# #sorrynotsorry
 # #underkill
+# <reported for inappropriate content>
 # ▒☺▒
+# 100% legit free hugs
 # 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
 # 500 gold for the private show
-# 5th of November went too far this year
 # A delicate pear
+# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
 # A land war in asia
 # Aesthetic.
 # All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
+# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 # always darekst before the dawn
 # Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
@@ Line 2,716: / Line 2,819: @@
 # And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
 # Angry sofa is angry.
+# Animé girls don't look at explosions
 # another day on california public transportation
 # Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
@@ Line 2,725: / Line 2,829: @@
 # Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
 # awkward! . . .
-# balloon ninja strikes again
 # best easter ever
+# best snowman ever!
 # big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
 # Bird seed companies HATE him
@@ Line 2,733: / Line 2,837: @@
 # Bonehenge
 # breakfast in 'merica
+# Brittish think tank
 # BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
+# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
 # captcha: Enter picture description
 # Catman
@@ Line 2,743: / Line 2,849: @@
 # come on iiiiin!
 # Conflicting messages
-# conserve yours until the last possible second
 # curiosity fed the cat
 # cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
 # damnit, another drunken tree in the road
+# Danger: low clearance
 # Dawn of the Bread
 # Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 # Dawn: The Final day
+# Did i remember to lock the car?
 # Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
 # Do the Harlem Shake
@@ Line 2,757: / Line 2,864: @@
 # Does my hair look like it's thinning?
 # Does this look infected?
+# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
 # Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
 # Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
@@ Line 2,765: / Line 2,873: @@
 # Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
 # even the sun cowers in fear!
+# Everything's coming up Milhouse
+# FACESWAP  lol
 # First day at school
 # Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
@@ Line 2,771: / Line 2,881: @@
 # found this at a novelty store
 # fourier transforms are too hard!!
+# free the beast!
+# Freedom in a nutshell.
 # Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 # Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
+# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
 # George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
+# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
+# God i love sesame street
+# God Save The Queen
 # good old troubleshootin'
 # got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 # got to meet with charlie sheen
 # gotta take big ben down a peg
+# Gravedigging time
 # Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 # Guys, this picture is awful
 # has anyone seen my force field generator?
+# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
 # have you heard?
 # Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
@@ Line 2,795: / Line 2,913: @@
 # His name is robert palmer.
 # Honest, officer, that's what happened!
+# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
 # H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
 # how do i resize the city?
@@ Line 2,810: / Line 2,929: @@
 # i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 # I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
+# I got the keys to the city.
 # i hate
+# i hate you.  die in a fire.
 # I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
 # I immediately regret eating that
-# I should not have tried those shrooms...
+# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
+# i love my family
+# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
 # I think i made a point!
 # i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
+# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
 # I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
 # I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
@@ Line 2,828: / Line 2,952: @@
 # i'm really diggin' your shovel
 # i'm so funny and original
+# i've got hurt feelings
 # I've never felt so empty before
 # if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
@@ Line 2,838: / Line 2,963: @@
 # Is there a bee on my nose?
 # Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
+# Isn't he cute?
 # It's a cat ass trophy
 # it's a metaphor
@@ Line 2,845: / Line 2,971: @@
 # it's the minecraft world
 # Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
+# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
 # Just another standard morning coffee
+# Just not myself today.
 # keep on truckin...
 # Khan!
@@ Line 2,854: / Line 2,982: @@
 # Life on the moon.
 # Like a G6, baby, like a g6
+# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
 # linux compatible toaster at last!
 # Look man, it's never gonna happen
@@ Line 2,864: / Line 2,993: @@
 # Massive orgy reaches climax
 # Maybe this counts as clean energy
+# Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
+# Meow what seems to be the problem?
 # Mmm... Vegemite
 # mmmmm.... Bones....
 # modest pile of dinosaurs
-# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
+# morning selfie :-)
+# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
 # my castles stand on pillars of sand
-# my children will never understand me
 # my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
 # my euler circuit is alive!
 # My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
+# My God do I hate being right all the time
 # my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
-# My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
 # My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
 # My roomba is slower than normal
@@ Line 2,890: / Line 3,021: @@
 # Not even once
 # Not even once...
+# not sure whether or not to tip him
+# Note 2: Use a frozen potato
+# Nothing to see here.
 # Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
+# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
+# Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
+# oh, god, why?
 # Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
+# On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
+# Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
 # Open wide!
 # ouch!
@@ Line 2,900: / Line 3,039: @@
 # Picked this up at the thrift shop
 # picture of my boyfriend
+# Please. Save yourself.
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+# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
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+# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
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+# Rocket pseudo-science!
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+# Should i fall from grace?
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+# slippin' into the future
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+# So it's true, then.
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+# so much for your "Democracy"
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+# Stupid Bird!
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