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Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Status

Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(

I'm now unblocked, so apparently it's only temporary. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds.

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

Structure

feed: Array[3] {
Objectid: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c"
img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba"
kind: "post"
poster: "Frances51"
profpic: "user-14.png"
text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
}
prompt {
reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3"
poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
profpic: "user-4.png"
img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3"
captions: Array[5]
text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
album: Array[5]
}

Prompt varies between:

  • img_id and captions array
  • text and album array

Script

xkcd = new Object();
xkcd.reasons = new Array();
xkcd.promptusers = new Array();
xkcd.prompttext = new Array();
xkcd.promptcaptions = new Array();
xkcd.feedusers = new Array();
xkcd.feedtext = new Array();

function check(field, value) {
	if (typeof value == "object") {
		for(i in value) {
			if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value[i]) == -1) {
				xkcd[field].push(value[i]);
				console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value[i]);
			}
		}
	} else {
		if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
			xkcd[field].push(value);
			console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
		}
	}
}
function next() {
  $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("promptusers", data.prompt.poster);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompttext", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined") check("promptcaptions", data.prompt.captions);
		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feedusers", data.feed[i].poster);
			check("feedtext", data.feed[i].text);			
		}

  });
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

My array is currently:

  • feedtext[601]
  • feedusers[203]
  • promptcaptions[441]
  • prompttext[95]
  • promptusers[82]
  • reasons[91]

Reasons

  1. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  2. could not evade skifree yeti
  3. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  4. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  5. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  6. cat-like typing detected
  7. sysadmin trapped in well
  8. error
  9. butter underrun
  10. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  11. hard drive oil depleted
  12. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  13. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  14. temporal paradox
  15. Main Bus B Undervolt
  16. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  17. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  18. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  19. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  20. User is not a typewriter.
  21. server fell in ocean
  22. mean connection time exceeded
  23. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  24. nanobots in the water
  25. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  26. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  27. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  28. the system / is down
  29. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  30. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  31. butter didn't suit the works
  32. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  33. virtual memory got too real
  34. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  35. ERR:INVALID DIM
  36. aol window in front of netscape window
  37. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  38. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  39. lp0 on fire
  40. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  41. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  42. butter overflow
  43. User accepted terms but not conditions
  44. wrong files
  45. data too big
  46. http is down
  47. server room haunted
  48. confirmation BIOS
  49. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  50. general uncertainty
  51. error: operation completed successfully
  52. hung up prematurely
  53. floating point unit no longer afloat
  54. SQL ejection
  55. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
  56. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  57. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  58. butter to text interface not found
  59. friday squid blogging
  60. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  61. GSM filter change required
  62. screws are stripped
  63. sitemap was held upside down
  64. UTF-31 decode error
  65. spin number must be of the form n/2
  66. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  67. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  68. HTTP 418
  69. spin cycle still active
  70. Dave's not registered, man
  71. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  72. minimum recursion depth not reached
  73. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  74. server had too much to drink
  75. too many hands on the keyboard
  76. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  77. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  78. firewall caught fire
  79. unimplemented trap
  80. helvetica scenario
  81. ethics in journalism
  82. dictionary too stiff to read
  83. <%= reason %>
  84. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  85. our buffer runneth over
  86. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  87. PC LOAD LETTER
  88. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
  89. qubit indeterminate
  90. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  91. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  92. Baby ur much 2 fast
  93. files fell out
  94. out of electrons
  95. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  96. files overwritten with more interesting content
  97. a user's middle name was
  98. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  99. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  100. out of monads
  101. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  102. microwave running

feedusers

Usernames uses in the feed.

  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley2009
  16. Ashley8
  17. Ashley92
  18. Ayden1952
  19. Bailey08
  20. Bailey2001
  21. Barbara1974
  22. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Bool Hand Luke
  25. Brandi9
  26. Brittany1
  27. Caden14
  28. Caden2010
  29. Candice10
  30. Carol04
  31. Chad80
  32. Charles18
  33. Chelsea2006
  34. Cheyenne15
  35. Cheyenne1988
  36. Christina Applecare
  37. CMOS Def
  38. Curic Copperfinger
  39. Cynthia1995
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Dakota09
  42. Dakota94
  43. David St. Hubbins
  44. Debbie26
  45. Debbie3
  46. Debbie62
  47. Deborah3
  48. Delta Elroy Backslash
  49. Destiny1983
  50. Destiny89
  51. Dillon2008
  52. Donald19
  53. Donna2
  54. Dorothy7
  55. DragonBall Cooper
  56. Dunston Chexin
  57. Dustin46
  58. Earl Sinclair
  59. Egbert Bentley White
  60. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  61. Elon Musk
  62. Emily15
  63. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  64. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  65. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  66. Flash Groupon
  67. Frances29
  68. Frances51
  69. Frances99
  70. Gary1951
  71. Gary8
  72. Gary86
  73. George Debian Bush
  74. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  75. Green Mario
  76. Greg2004
  77. Hatsy Collins
  78. Henry05
  79. Henry4
  80. Horsepower Lovecraft
  81. J. Alfred Leftshark
  82. Jack3
  83. Jack39
  84. Jacob10
  85. Jada5
  86. Jaden21
  87. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  88. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  89. Jalen81
  90. James URL Jones
  91. Jason15
  92. Jayden79
  93. Jennifer1
  94. Jeph Jacques
  95. Jerry18
  96. Joe Biden
  97. John Wilkes Knuth
  98. John2
  99. Jonathan27
  100. Joshua80
  101. Joshua84
  102. Justin28
  103. Justin87
  104. Kaden61
  105. Kaitlin1976
  106. Karen3
  107. Kathleen78
  108. Keira10
  109. Keira2002
  110. Keira48
  111. Kelsey1970
  112. Kelsey1996
  113. Kenneth94
  114. Kenneth96
  115. Khloe14
  116. Khloe2
  117. Kilroy
  118. Kim5
  119. Kristy2007
  120. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  121. Larry1994
  122. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  123. Linda08
  124. Lindsay2011
  125. Lisa1995
  126. Livemau5
  127. Lord Gaga
  128. Lord Mondegreen
  129. Louis Reasoner
  130. Madison19
  131. Madison80
  132. Malik2
  133. Margaret11
  134. Margaret5
  135. Marie10
  136. Marie12
  137. Marie3
  138. Marissa Mayer
  139. Mark Zuckerberg
  140. Mark2006
  141. Mark2007
  142. Mark92
  143. Martin Van Halen
  144. Matthew2006
  145. Mavis Bitcoin
  146. Michaela2006
  147. Michelle11
  148. Minecraft Holmes
  149. Misty3
  150. Myspace Tom
  151. Norton Ghost Dad
  152. Notorious L.H.C.
  153. Padme Dorothy James
  154. Pam06
  155. Patricia03
  156. Paul1957
  157. Paul50
  158. Player One
  159. Player Two
  160. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  161. Raymond6
  162. Ronald22
  163. Ruth3
  164. S. G. Dukat
  165. Samuel19
  166. Samuel49
  167. Sarah1976
  168. Sarah2005
  169. Sarah55
  170. Sharon91
  171. Sharon99
  172. Shaun1960
  173. Shaun46
  174. Shaun6
  175. Sheena2005
  176. Sherri97
  177. Sidd Finch
  178. Sierra10
  179. Sierra7
  180. Stacy07
  181. Stacy14
  182. Steven02
  183. Steven2002
  184. Steven50
  185. Susan11
  186. Susan25
  187. Taylor1990
  188. Taylor1998
  189. Thomas2
  190. Tim21
  191. Tim87
  192. Tina Belcher
  193. Todd33
  194. Tonya22
  195. Tonya38
  196. Tracy1977
  197. Tricia1
  198. Tricia14
  199. Trinity1989
  200. Virginia1961
  201. Virginia2006
  202. Wil
  203. Wric Tungstenfinger

promptusers

Usernames uses in the prompts.

  1. Aidan2
  2. Alice1956
  3. Anonymous
  4. Apple Martin
  5. Ashley2009
  6. Ayden1952
  7. Bailey2001
  8. Barbara1974
  9. Bool Hand Luke
  10. Brandi9
  11. Caden14
  12. Caden2010
  13. Chad80
  14. Charles18
  15. Chelsea2006
  16. Cheyenne1988
  17. Christina Applecare
  18. CMOS Def
  19. Curic Copperfinger
  20. Dakota94
  21. Debbie62
  22. Deborah3
  23. Destiny1983
  24. Egbert Bentley White
  25. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  26. Elon Musk
  27. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  28. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  29. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  30. Frances29
  31. Frances51
  32. Gary1951
  33. Gary8
  34. Green Mario
  35. Hatsy Collins
  36. Henry05
  37. Horsepower Lovecraft
  38. Jack39
  39. Jalen81
  40. James URL Jones
  41. Jayden79
  42. Justin87
  43. Kaden61
  44. Kaitlin1976
  45. Keira10
  46. Keira2002
  47. Kelsey1970
  48. Kenneth96
  49. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  50. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  51. Linda08
  52. Lindsay2011
  53. Lord Mondegreen
  54. Margaret5
  55. Marie3
  56. Mark Zuckerberg
  57. Mark2007
  58. Martin Van Halen
  59. Michelle11
  60. Myspace Tom
  61. Pam06
  62. Paul1957
  63. Player One
  64. Ronald22
  65. Samuel19
  66. Sharon99
  67. Shaun1960
  68. Shaun46
  69. Sherri97
  70. Sierra10
  71. Sierra7
  72. Stacy07
  73. Stacy14
  74. Steven50
  75. Susan25
  76. Tim21
  77. Tim87
  78. Todd33
  79. Tonya22
  80. Tonya38
  81. Tricia14
  82. Virginia1961
  83. Virginia2006
  84. Wric Tungstenfinger

feedtext

Captions used in the feed

  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  3. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  4. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  5. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  6. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
    1. ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
    2. BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
    3. BROKEN
    4. CATSANDBIRDS
    5. caturday
    6. DARE to #DREAM
    7. delfie
    8. fallingfromorbit
    9. hashtag
    10. Hopeicanfly
    11. illuminati
    12. lifehacks
    13. livefeed #colonoscopy
    14. Long_Exposure
    15. LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
    16. me #throwbackthursday
    17. Nailpolish
    18. nofilter
    19. nomakeup #justgotup #wow
    20. nomakeup #justnatural
    21. nomakeup #natural
    22. selfie #imatree #thuglife
    23. SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
    24. Toobigtofall
  7. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  8. ???? USA! USA! ????
  9. ???? USA! USA! USA! ????
  10. ????????
  11. ??????????!
  12. ?????????????
  13. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  14. [user was banned for this text]
  15. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  16. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  17. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  18. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  19. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  20. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  21. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  22. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  23. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  24. about to die lol
  25. ack
  26. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  27. Alan?
  28. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  29. Allons-Y!
  30. Always get a full nights rest
  31. amazons newest delivery method
  32. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  33. An unsuccessful bike design...
  34. and suddenly, popcorn
  35. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  36. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  37. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  38. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  39. Apparently it's a thing now...
  40. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  41. are you sure this is a commandline?
  42. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  43. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  44. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  45. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  46. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  47. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  48. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  49. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  50. Ayyyy LMAO!
  51. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  52. Banana invasion in progress
  53. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  54. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  55. Bay-bae lolz
  56. Bazookateer crossing
  57. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  58. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  59. best day evar!!!!
  60. Best Halloween costume yet!
  61. best republican caucus ever!
  62. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  63. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  64. big ben is going down.
  65. Big bowl of star-flakes
  66. big data strikes back
  67. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  68. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  69. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  70. Black begins and wins.
  71. bowTieght!
  72. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  73. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  74. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  75. Burrito night
  76. Cakephants are my new friends
  77. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  78. Captain obvious strikes again
  79. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  80. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  81. cest ne pas un pipe
  82. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  83. Check out my new sonic oc!
  84. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  85. check out my usb sword!
  86. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  87. Click to show secret text
  88. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  89. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  90. Copernicus: The early years
  91. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  92. Crocodile Pink Eye
  93. cthulu caught me slipping
  94. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  95. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  96. damn tree!
  97. Damn, two o'clock already?
  98. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  99. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  100. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  101. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  102. Deal with it
  103. Death star model 0.0.73
  104. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  105. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  106. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  107. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  108. did this exist as a microwave?
  109. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  110. Do I look like a penguin?
  111. Do my feet look fat?
  112. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  113. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  114. Do you have a lighter?
  115. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  116. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  117. Dominos delivers!
  118. Don't have a cow, man
  119. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  120. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  121. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  122. Dude, where's my car?
  123. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  124. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  125. engage!
  126. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  127. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  128. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  129. everything makes sense now
  130. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  131. Existance is an illusion
  132. father & daughter re-unite!
  133. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  134. Field Trip!
  135. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  136. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  137. First day of school.
  138. First post, be friendly
  139. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  140. First time posting, please be nice
  141. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  142. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  143. flying car - it is now officially the future
  144. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  145. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  146. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  147. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  148. forgot to turn the oven off!
  149. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  150. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  151. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  152. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  153. Fucking CAKE
  154. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  155. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  156. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  157. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  158. Got your nose!
  159. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  160. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  161. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  162. haha oh my cat
  163. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  164. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  165. He did say it was edible
  166. He nailed it!
  167. hello darkness my old friend
  168. help wanted. inquire within.
  169. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  170. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  171. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  172. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  173. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  174. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  175. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  176. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  177. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  178. Hoverboard to full power!
  179. How did I get here?!?
  180. how do you get the screensaver off?
  181. I think I need new glasses.
  182. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  183. I blame supernasa
  184. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  185. I can take photos with my teeth!
  186. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  187. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  188. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  189. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  190. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  191. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  192. I found a three fingered kitten!
  193. I found it!!!!!!!
  194. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  195. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  196. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  197. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  198. I have tasted many fish
  199. I just can't see the point anymore
  200. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  201. I lost my wits
  202. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  203. i need to do my laundry more often.
  204. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  205. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  206. I say: nuts to that!
  207. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  208. I should really separate those
  209. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  210. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  211. I thought it would be bigger
  212. I thought of it, and it happened
  213. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  214. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  215. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  216. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  217. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  218. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  219. I was late
  220. i wonder why you left me here.
  221. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  222. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  223. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  224. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  225. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  226. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  227. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  228. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  229. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  230. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  231. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  232. i'll never get tired of this.
  233. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  234. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  235. I'm a fighter!
  236. I'm a Real Boy!
  237. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  238. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  239. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  240. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  241. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  242. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  243. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  244. in theathers, close to you
  245. introducing the yolo distribution
  246. is good idea yes
  247. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  248. Is it really today, already?
  249. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  250. is the eject button meant to do this?
  251. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  252. Is this real life?
  253. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  254. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  255. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  256. It's a Finger trap
  257. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  258. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  259. It's the little things
  260. I've been robbed!
  261. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  262. I've made a huge mistake
  263. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  264. i've never felt so alone.
  265. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  266. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  267. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  268. just another cat video
  269. Just another day in paradise
  270. just cos()
  271. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  272. Just Got A new camera phone!
  273. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  274. just two more trips over the horizon
  275. kang, do i look good in this?
  276. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  277. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  278. ksp mission success
  279. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  280. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  281. like my new haircut?
  282. lol, no i didn't jump
  283. Look at my new blue dress!
  284. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  285. Look at that fart propulsion
  286. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  287. Look out!
  288. look what happened to my satellite
  289. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  290. love it!
  291. Magnificent as fuck
  292. Magnified 10,000 times
  293. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  294. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  295. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  296. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  297. Man, it's windy
  298. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  299. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  300. Mari-OH
  301. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  302. Max gentleman
  303. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  304. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  305. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  306. me and all my friends
  307. Me, before the topical ointment
  308. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  309. Mentos and lava
  310. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  311. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  312. Mistakes were made.
  313. moo!
  314. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  315. Moses lied to me.
  316. Muahahahahahah
  317. My baby is learning how to write!
  318. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  319. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  320. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  321. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  322. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  323. My hero
  324. My Hobby: freaking people out
  325. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  326. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  327. My new cat is awesome
  328. my new duvet cover!
  329. My new tattoo
  330. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  331. My nose will grow now.
  332. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  333. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  334. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  335. My selfie stick broke.
  336. My tastes are very... singular
  337. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  338. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  339. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  340. Nasa is fully funded
  341. Need a Haircut
  342. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  343. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  344. New car flipping world record set
  345. New means to help collect more evidence
  346. new phone who dis
  347. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  348. NICE MULTIPANTS
  349. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  350. No guitar without a sombrero
  351. No more sorrow!
  352. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  353. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  354. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  355. Not Again :(
  356. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  357. Nothing new under the sun
  358. now you're hungry too.
  359. NUTS!
  360. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  361. Oh god is it still following me?
  362. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  363. Oh God! It's happening again!
  364. Oh here we go
  365. Oh no! Not again.
  366. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  367. Oh no, it's the moon
  368. Oh, that's where I left them!
  369. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  370. omfg, space bugs
  371. OMG! Kittens!
  372. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  373. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  374. One of those mornings...
  375. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  376. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  377. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  378. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  379. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  380. Parlez vous Francais?
  381. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  382. passed another hitch hiker
  383. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  384. Perspective issues
  385. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  386. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  387. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  388. Pizza TIME
  389. Press 'continue' to abort.
  390. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  391. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  392. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  393. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  394. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  395. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  396. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  397. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  398. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  399. reverse et
  400. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  401. Rock, paper, FACE
  402. Rollerskating always was overrated
  403. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  404. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  405. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  406. school's out!
  407. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  408. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  409. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  410. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  411. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  412. She's got interesting taste in men.
  413. should i see a doctor about this?
  414. SIDE GOER 4
  415. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  416. smiling is for optimists
  417. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  418. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  419. So thats What Jesus did
  420. So, it has come to this...
  421. so, scientology...
  422. So...Magnets, right?
  423. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  424. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  425. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  426. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  427. Somewhere, this exists.
  428. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  429. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  430. Spiders. Nope.
  431. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  432. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  433. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  434. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  435. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  436. super high intensity training at NORAD
  437. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  438. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  439. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  440. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  441. Thanks Obama!
  442. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  443. That is one dapper bird.
  444. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  445. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  446. that's me!
  447. That's not a chicken
  448. That's not a nut!
  449. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  450. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  451. The birds found the hobbit hole
  452. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  453. The cat brought in another bird.
  454. The choice is simple.
  455. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  456. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  457. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  458. The ents met the triffids
  459. the event horizon returned
  460. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  461. The French space program
  462. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  463. The HORROR!
  464. The horrors of war
  465. The knids are hungry
  466. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  467. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  468. The moon landing was a lie
  469. The moon looks weird today
  470. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  471. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  472. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  473. The Prodigy is in town!
  474. The prophecy was true!
  475. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  476. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  477. the rest is darkness and decay
  478. the saddest moment of my childhood
  479. The solution to all life's problems
  480. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  481. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  482. The time has come.
  483. The vlog was better than the movie
  484. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  485. There goes the neighborhood...
  486. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  487. These aren't my sandwiches
  488. These cravings will never stop
  489. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  490. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  491. they said be careful, we said yolo
  492. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  493. they're all dead, dave.
  494. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  495. This apple got a face on it dog
  496. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  497. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  498. This elevator has no 'down'!
  499. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  500. this guy keeps following me
  501. This is a good idea
  502. this is just a tribute #thed
  503. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  504. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  505. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  506. This is what i had for breakfast
  507. This is why we can't have good things
  508. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  509. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  510. This needs a motivational text
  511. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  512. This photo was taken from my iphone
  513. this plot is odd.
  514. this was in the bible
  515. this was my inspiration
  516. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  517. those weren't Altoids.
  518. Threaten large birds... check.
  519. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  520. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  521. To infinity and Birdyond!
  522. Today i am a Chinese clock
  523. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  524. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  525. too much lens flare?
  526. Top of the world
  527. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  528. truly, i am euphoric
  529. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  530. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  531. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  532. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  533. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  534. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  535. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  536. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  537. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  538. Universe man, Universe man...
  539. Unzipped sock
  540. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  541. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  542. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  543. Wait for it...
  544. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  545. wake up sheeple!
  546. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  547. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  548. WARRRBLGARBL
  549. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  550. watching dune on shrooms
  551. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  552. We are not men. we are devo.
  553. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  554. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  555. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  556. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  557. welcome to the space jam
  558. well, so much for the space program
  559. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  560. We've got a problem
  561. Whale Selfie!
  562. what a bummer
  563. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  564. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  565. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  566. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  567. when you see it...
  568. Where did this road come from?!?
  569. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  570. where to buy spanish ham ?
  571. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  572. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  573. Who came first?
  574. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  575. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  576. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  577. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  578. whoops GPS error
  579. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  580. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  581. Why are there ants on my face?!
  582. Why do people do this?
  583. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  584. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  585. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  586. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  587. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  588. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  589. would you choose the microwave over this?
  590. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  591. Wow. Just, Wow.
  592. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  593. WTF!?
  594. YES
  595. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  596. You must be new here.
  597. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  598. You'll never guess what happens next...

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    1. BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
    2. DARE to #DREAM
    3. delfie
    4. flavorbomb
    5. Long_Exposure
    6. me #throwbackthursday
    7. saturday #memories #beautiful
  1. ???? USA! USA! ????
  2. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  3. >< ))*>
  4. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  5. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  6. about to die lol
  7. Always get a full nights rest
  8. An unsuccessful bike design...
  9. As you can see It's windy out here
  10. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  11. Captain obvious strikes again
  12. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  13. clever girl.....
  14. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  15. Do I look like a penguin?
  16. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  17. Dryads. that is all.
  18. Dude, where's my car?
  19. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  20. First post, be friendly
  21. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  22. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  23. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  24. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  25. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  26. I can take photos with my teeth!
  27. I don't think this is working
  28. I dream of death
  29. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  30. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  31. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  32. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  33. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  34. in theathers, close to you
  35. Is this real life?
  36. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  37. it's fun to do bad things
  38. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  39. kang, do i look good in this?
  40. ksp mission success
  41. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  42. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  43. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  44. Minister! We're running out of time.
  45. Mmm, Spider cake!
  46. My cat barfed this out
  47. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  48. My Hobby: freaking people out
  49. mYTH BUSTED!
  50. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  51. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  52. no wonder the cat always sits here
  53. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  54. Nope nope nope nope nope
  55. Not a fruit
  56. now you're hungry too.
  57. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  58. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  59. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  60. One of the less popular Transformers.
  61. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  62. Oy, my giblets!
  63. Park and ride
  64. smiling is for optimists
  65. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  66. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  67. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  68. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  69. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  70. that's me!
  71. The birds found the hobbit hole
  72. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  73. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  74. The ents met the triffids
  75. The HORROR!
  76. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  77. The solution to all life's problems
  78. The time has come.
  79. The vlog was better than the movie
  80. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  81. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  82. This is why we can't have good things
  83. To infinity and Birdyond!
  84. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  85. two great tastes that go great together
  86. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  87. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  88. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  89. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  90. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  91. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  92. Why do people do this?
  93. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  94. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  95. You'll never guess what happens next...

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  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  3. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  4. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  5. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
    1. ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
    2. BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
    3. CATSANDBIRDS
    4. caturday
    5. delfie
    6. duckface
    7. flavorbomb
    8. lifehacks
    9. livefeed #colonoscopy
    10. Long_Exposure
    11. me #throwbackthursday
    12. nofilter
    13. nomakeup #justgotup #wow
    14. nomakeup #justnatural
    15. nomakeup #natural
    16. satellite #navigation
    17. selfie #imatree #thuglife
    18. selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
    19. SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
    20. Toobigtofall
    21. vampiremirrorselfie
  6. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  7. ????????
  8. ??????????!
  9. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  10. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  11. >< ))*>
  12. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  13. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  14. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  15. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  16. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  17. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  18. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  19. A job so boring a bird could do it
  20. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  21. A window into my soul
  22. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  23. about to die lol
  24. Alan?
  25. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  26. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  27. Always get a full nights rest
  28. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  29. and then there were nine
  30. Angry sofa is angry.
  31. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  32. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  33. Are you kidding me?
  34. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  35. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  36. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  37. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  38. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  39. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  40. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  41. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  42. Banana invasion in progress
  43. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  44. Bay-bae lolz
  45. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  46. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  47. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  48. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  49. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  50. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  51. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  52. Black box recorder
  53. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  54. Cakephants are my new friends
  55. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  56. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  57. cest ne pas un pipe
  58. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  59. check out my usb sword!
  60. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  61. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  62. Copernicus: The early years
  63. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  64. cthulu caught me slipping
  65. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  66. damned ninjas
  67. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  68. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  69. Death star model 0.0.73
  70. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  71. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  72. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  73. Do I look like a penguin?
  74. Do my feet look fat?
  75. Do my feet smell?
  76. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  77. Do you have a lighter?
  78. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  79. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  80. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  81. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  82. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  83. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  84. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  85. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  86. emergency butter delivery
  87. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  88. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  89. everything makes sense now
  90. Existance is an illusion
  91. father & daughter re-unite!
  92. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  93. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  94. finally got that squid stache
  95. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  96. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  97. First post, be friendly
  98. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  99. flying car - it is now officially the future
  100. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  101. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  102. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  103. forgot to turn the oven off!
  104. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  105. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  106. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  107. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  108. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  109. Goldilocks party!
  110. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  111. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  112. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  113. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  114. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  115. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  116. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  117. haha oh my cat
  118. He did say it was edible
  119. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  120. He nailed it!
  121. hello darkness my old friend
  122. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  123. help wanted. inquire within.
  124. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  125. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  126. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  127. HODOR!
  128. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  129. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  130. Hoverboard to full power!
  131. How did I get here?!?
  132. how do i turn this off?
  133. how do you get the screensaver off?
  134. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  135. I think I need new glasses.
  136. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  137. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  138. I blame supernasa
  139. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  140. I can walk on my hands
  141. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  142. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  143. I CHOOSE YOU!
  144. I don't know
  145. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  146. I don't think this is working
  147. I dream of death
  148. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  149. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  150. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  151. i hate it when this happens
  152. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  153. I just can't see the point anymore
  154. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  155. I knew there would be side effects
  156. I 'M out of the acorn
  157. i need to do my laundry more often.
  158. I say: nuts to that!
  159. I should really separate those
  160. I solved the debt crisis!
  161. I think I can... I think I can
  162. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  163. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  164. I think there's something here
  165. I thought of it, and it happened
  166. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  167. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  168. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  169. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  170. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  171. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  172. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  173. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  174. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  175. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  176. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  177. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  178. I'm a Real Boy!
  179. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  180. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  181. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  182. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  183. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  184. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  185. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  186. Is this real life?
  187. Is this room 101?
  188. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  189. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  190. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  191. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  192. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  193. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  194. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  195. I've been robbed!
  196. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  197. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  198. I've made a huge mistake
  199. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  200. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  201. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  202. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  203. Just another day in paradise
  204. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  205. just two more trips over the horizon
  206. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  207. ksp mission success
  208. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  209. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  210. like my new haircut?
  211. Like my new nails?
  212. lol, no i didn't jump
  213. look at me, i'm from England!
  214. Look at that fart propulsion
  215. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  216. Look out!
  217. love it!
  218. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  219. Magnificent as fuck
  220. Magnified 10,000 times
  221. Man in the Moon slumming
  222. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  223. Man, it's windy
  224. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  225. Mari-OH
  226. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  227. Maths are hard
  228. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  229. Me, before the topical ointment
  230. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  231. Mentos and lava
  232. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  233. Minister! We're running out of time.
  234. moo!
  235. Moses lied to me.
  236. Muahahahahahah
  237. My baby is learning how to write!
  238. my cat is sick
  239. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  240. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  241. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  242. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  243. My hero
  244. My Hobby: freaking people out
  245. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  246. My new cat is awesome
  247. my new duvet cover!
  248. My new tattoo
  249. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  250. mYTH BUSTED!
  251. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  252. Need a Haircut
  253. Never gonna give you up...
  254. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  255. New car flipping world record set
  256. New means to help collect more evidence
  257. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  258. new phone who dis
  259. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  260. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  261. No guitar without a sombrero
  262. no one ever suspected the shovel
  263. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  264. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  265. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  266. Not a fruit
  267. Not Again :(
  268. Nothing new under the sun
  269. Notice anything different?
  270. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  271. now you're hungry too.
  272. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  273. Oh god is it still following me?
  274. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  275. Oh God! It's happening again!
  276. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  277. oh no you didn't
  278. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  279. Oh no, it's the moon
  280. omfg, space bugs
  281. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  282. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  283. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  284. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  285. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  286. Oy, my giblets!
  287. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  288. Park and ride
  289. passed another hitch hiker
  290. Perspective issues
  291. Philae lander found!
  292. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  293. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  294. Please send help.
  295. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  296. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  297. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  298. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  299. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  300. prototype soccer ball
  301. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  302. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  303. really not how I thought I would die
  304. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  305. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  306. reverse et
  307. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  308. run little ghost, run!
  309. sad cow is sad
  310. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  311. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  312. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  313. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  314. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  315. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  316. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  317. She's got interesting taste in men.
  318. should i see a doctor about this?
  319. smiling is for optimists
  320. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  321. So, it has come to this...
  322. So...Magnets, right?
  323. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  324. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  325. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  326. stay away from my eggcorns
  327. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  328. Steve is realxing
  329. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  330. stipple slash of saturn
  331. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  332. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  333. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  334. super high intensity training at NORAD
  335. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  336. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  337. take two, they are small
  338. terminal velocity is a myth
  339. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  340. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  341. Thanks Obama!
  342. That is one dapper bird.
  343. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  344. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  345. that's me!
  346. THAT'S NO MOON
  347. That's not a nut!
  348. That's too much, man!
  349. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  350. The birds found the hobbit hole
  351. The building blocks of life
  352. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  353. The cat brought in another bird.
  354. the charge of the light brigade
  355. The choice is simple.
  356. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  357. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  358. the event horizon returned
  359. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  360. The French space program
  361. The HORROR!
  362. The knids are hungry
  363. The moon landing was a lie
  364. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  365. The Prodigy is in town!
  366. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  367. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  368. the rest is darkness and decay
  369. the saddest moment of my childhood
  370. The solution to all life's problems
  371. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  372. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  373. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  374. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  375. their love was doomed from the start...
  376. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  377. There goes the neighborhood...
  378. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  379. There's a third bump, growing fast
  380. These aren't my sandwiches
  381. These cravings will never stop
  382. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  383. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  384. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  385. This apple got a face on it dog
  386. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  387. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  388. this guy keeps following me
  389. This is a cat
  390. this is just a tribute #thed
  391. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  392. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  393. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  394. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  395. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  396. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  397. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  398. those weren't Altoids.
  399. Threaten large birds... check.
  400. Today i am a Chinese clock
  401. today's to do list
  402. Top of the world
  403. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  404. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  405. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  406. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  407. truly, i am euphoric
  408. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  409. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  410. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  411. Universe man, Universe man...
  412. Unzipped sock
  413. Wait for it...
  414. wake up sheeple!
  415. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  416. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  417. WARRRBLGARBL
  418. watching dune on shrooms
  419. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  420. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  421. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  422. We live in a golden age!
  423. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  424. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  425. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  426. Well, now this is a thing.
  427. well, so much for the space program
  428. What could possibly go wrong™?
  429. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  430. what to have for breakfast?
  431. when you see it...
  432. where to buy spanish ham ?
  433. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  434. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  435. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  436. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  437. Why do people do this?
  438. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  439. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  440. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  441. worst horse ever :(
  442. would you choose the microwave over this?
  443. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  444. Wow. Just, Wow.
  445. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  446. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  447. You must be new here.
  448. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  449. You'll never guess what happens next...
  450. Zeus takes his revenge
  451. Zoidgebra 101