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Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(

Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

feed: Array {
id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c
img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
kind: "post"
poster: "Frances51"
profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
}
prompt {
reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
captions: Array (of strings)
text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
album: Array (of img_id strings)
}

Prompt varies between:

  • img_id and captions array
  • text and album array

Script

xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons  :[],
	prompt_posters  :[],
	prompt_text     :[],
	prompt_captions :[],
	feed_posters    :[],
	feed_text       :[]
}

function check(field, value) {
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
	}
}
function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);			
		}

	});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

current unprocessed totals:

  • feed_posters: Array[205]
  • feed_text: Array[1320]
  • prompt_captions: Array[1248]
  • prompt_posters: Array[183]
  • prompt_reasons: Array[107]
  • prompt_text: Array[402]

The script is finding fewer and fewer new items, but it is still running after 12 hours since last restart.

prompt_reasons

The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
  1. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  2. <%= reason %>
  3. aol window in front of netscape window
  4. a user's middle name was </html>
  5. Baby ur much 2 fast
  6. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  7. butter didn't suit the works
  8. butter overflow
  9. butter to text interface not found
  10. butter underrun
  11. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  12. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  13. cat-like typing detected
  14. confirmation BIOS
  15. could not evade skifree yeti
  16. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  17. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  18. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  19. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  20. data too big
  21. Dave's not registered, man
  22. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  23. dictionary too stiff to read
  24. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  25. ERR:INVALID DIM
  26. error
  27. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  28. error: operation completed successfully
  29. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  30. ethics in journalism
  31. eyelash! eyelash!
  32. files fell out
  33. files overwritten with more interesting content
  34. firewall caught fire
  35. floating point unit no longer afloat
  36. food problematic
  37. friday squid blogging
  38. general uncertainty
  39. GSM filter change required
  40. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
  41. hard drive oil depleted
  42. helvetica scenario
  43. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  44. HTTP 418
  45. http is down
  46. hung up prematurely
  47. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  48. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  49. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  50. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  51. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  52. lp0 on fire
  53. Main Bus B Undervolt
  54. mean connection time exceeded
  55. microwave running
  56. minimum recursion depth not reached
  57. nanobots in the water
  58. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  59. our buffer runneth over
  60. out of electrons
  61. out of monads
  62. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  63. PC LOAD LETTER
  64. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  65. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  66. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  67. qubit indeterminate
  68. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  69. screws are stripped
  70. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  71. server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
  72. server fell in ocean
  73. server had too much to drink
  74. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
  75. server room haunted
  76. sitemap was held upside down
  77. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  78. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  79. spin cycle still active
  80. spin number must be of the form n/2
  81. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  82. SQL ejection
  83. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  84. sysadmin trapped in well
  85. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  86. temporal paradox
  87. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  88. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
  89. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  90. the system / is down
  91. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  92. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  93. too many hands on the keyboard
  94. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  95. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  96. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  97. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  98. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  99. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  100. unimplemented trap
  101. User accepted terms but not conditions
  102. User is not a typewriter.
  103. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  104. UTF-31 decode error
  105. virtual memory got too real
  106. wrong files
  107. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

feed_posters

Usernames used in the feed.

  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley2009
  16. Ashley8
  17. Ashley92
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  24. Benjamin1970
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia1995
  41. Cynthia99
  42. Dakota09
  43. Dakota94
  44. David St. Hubbins
  45. Debbie26
  46. Debbie3
  47. Debbie62
  48. Deborah3
  49. Delta Elroy Backslash
  50. Destiny1983
  51. Destiny89
  52. Dillon2008
  53. Donald19
  54. Donna2
  55. Dorothy7
  56. DragonBall Cooper
  57. Dunston Chexin
  58. Dustin46
  59. Earl Sinclair
  60. Egbert Bentley White
  61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  62. Elon Musk
  63. Emily15
  64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  67. Flash Groupon
  68. Frances29
  69. Frances51
  70. Frances99
  71. Gary1951
  72. Gary8
  73. Gary86
  74. George Debian Bush
  75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  76. Green Mario
  77. Greg2004
  78. Hatsy Collins
  79. Henry05
  80. Henry4
  81. Horsepower Lovecraft
  82. J. Alfred Leftshark
  83. Jack3
  84. Jack39
  85. Jacob10
  86. Jada5
  87. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  88. Jaden21
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Jalen81
  91. James URL Jones
  92. Jason15
  93. Jayden79
  94. Jennifer1
  95. Jeph Jacques
  96. Jerry18
  97. Joe Biden
  98. John Wilkes Knuth
  99. John2
  100. Jonathan27
  101. Joshua80
  102. Joshua84
  103. Justin28
  104. Justin87
  105. Kaden61
  106. Kaitlin1976
  107. Karen3
  108. Kathleen78
  109. Keira10
  110. Keira2002
  111. Keira48
  112. Kelsey1970
  113. Kelsey1996
  114. Kenneth94
  115. Kenneth96
  116. Khloe14
  117. Khloe2
  118. Kilroy
  119. Kim5
  120. Kristy2007
  121. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  122. Larry1994
  123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  124. Linda08
  125. Lindsay2011
  126. Lisa1995
  127. Livemau5
  128. Lord Gaga
  129. Lord Mondegreen
  130. Louis Reasoner
  131. Madison19
  132. Madison80
  133. Malik2
  134. Margaret11
  135. Margaret5
  136. Marie10
  137. Marie12
  138. Marie3
  139. Marissa Mayer
  140. Mark Zuckerberg
  141. Mark2006
  142. Mark2007
  143. Mark92
  144. Martin Van Halen
  145. Matthew2006
  146. Mavis Bitcoin
  147. Michaela2006
  148. Michelle11
  149. Minecraft Holmes
  150. Misty3
  151. Myspace Tom
  152. Norton Ghost Dad
  153. Notorious L.H.C.
  154. Padme Dorothy James
  155. Pam06
  156. Patricia03
  157. Paul1957
  158. Paul50
  159. Player One
  160. Player Two
  161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  162. Raymond6
  163. Ronald22
  164. Ruth3
  165. S. G. Dukat
  166. Samuel19
  167. Samuel49
  168. Sarah1976
  169. Sarah2005
  170. Sarah55
  171. Sharon91
  172. Sharon99
  173. Shaun1960
  174. Shaun46
  175. Shaun6
  176. Sheena2005
  177. Sherri97
  178. Sidd Finch
  179. Sierra10
  180. Sierra3
  181. Sierra7
  182. Stacy07
  183. Stacy14
  184. Steven02
  185. Steven2002
  186. Steven50
  187. Susan11
  188. Susan25
  189. Taylor1990
  190. Taylor1998
  191. Thomas2
  192. Tim21
  193. Tim87
  194. Tina Belcher
  195. Todd33
  196. Tonya22
  197. Tonya38
  198. Tracy1977
  199. Tricia1
  200. Tricia14
  201. Trinity1989
  202. Virginia1961
  203. Virginia2006
  204. Wil
  205. Wric Tungstenfinger

prompt_posters

Usernames used in the prompts.

All of these usernames are also used in the feed
There are currently 66 users used in the feed which my script has never found in the prompt
There are currently 30 users on the transcript page which I have only found in the feed and not in the prompt.
Although I expect that I will eventually find all feed usernames in the prompt.
  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley8
  16. Ashley92
  17. Ashley2009
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Cynthia1995
  42. Dakota94
  43. David St. Hubbins
  44. Debbie3
  45. Debbie26
  46. Debbie62
  47. Deborah3
  48. Delta Elroy Backslash
  49. Destiny89
  50. Destiny1983
  51. Dillon2008
  52. Donald19
  53. Donna2
  54. Dorothy7
  55. DragonBall Cooper
  56. Dunston Chexin
  57. Dustin46
  58. Earl Sinclair
  59. Egbert Bentley White
  60. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  61. Elon Musk
  62. Emily15
  63. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  64. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  65. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  66. Flash Groupon
  67. Frances29
  68. Frances51
  69. Frances99
  70. Gary8
  71. Gary86
  72. Gary1951
  73. George Debian Bush
  74. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  75. Green Mario
  76. Greg2004
  77. Hatsy Collins
  78. Henry05
  79. Henry4
  80. Horsepower Lovecraft
  81. J. Alfred Leftshark
  82. Jack3
  83. Jack39
  84. Jacob10
  85. Jada5
  86. Jaden21
  87. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  88. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  89. Jalen81
  90. James URL Jones
  91. Jason15
  92. Jayden79
  93. Jennifer1
  94. Jeph Jacques
  95. Jerry18
  96. Joe Biden
  97. John Wilkes Knuth
  98. Jonathan27
  99. Joshua80
  100. Joshua84
  101. Justin28
  102. Justin87
  103. Kaden61
  104. Kaitlin1976
  105. Karen3
  106. Kathleen78
  107. Keira10
  108. Keira48
  109. Keira2002
  110. Kelsey1970
  111. Kelsey1996
  112. Kenneth94
  113. Kenneth96
  114. Khloe14
  115. Kim5
  116. Kristy2007
  117. Larry1994
  118. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  119. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  120. Linda08
  121. Lindsay2011
  122. Lisa1995
  123. Livemau5
  124. Lord Gaga
  125. Lord Mondegreen
  126. Louis Reasoner
  127. Madison19
  128. Madison80
  129. Malik2
  130. Margaret5
  131. Margaret11
  132. Marie3
  133. Marie10
  134. Marie12
  135. Marissa Mayer
  136. Mark92
  137. Mark2007
  138. Mark Zuckerberg
  139. Martin Van Halen
  140. Matthew2006
  141. Mavis Bitcoin
  142. Michaela2006
  143. Michelle11
  144. Minecraft Holmes
  145. Misty3
  146. Myspace Tom
  147. Norton Ghost Dad
  148. Notorious L.H.C.
  149. Padme Dorothy James
  150. Pam06
  151. Patricia03
  152. Paul50
  153. Paul1957
  154. Player One
  155. Player Two
  156. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  157. Raymond6
  158. Ronald22
  159. Ruth3
  160. S. G. Dukat
  161. Samuel19
  162. Samuel49
  163. Sarah55
  164. Sarah1976
  165. Sarah2005
  166. Sharon91
  167. Sharon99
  168. Shaun6
  169. Shaun46
  170. Shaun1960
  171. Sheena2005
  172. Sherri97
  173. Sidd Finch
  174. Sierra7
  175. Sierra10
  176. Stacy07
  177. Stacy14
  178. Steven02
  179. Steven50
  180. Steven2002
  181. Susan11
  182. Susan25
  183. Taylor1990
  184. Taylor1998
  185. Thomas2
  186. Tim21
  187. Tim87
  188. Tina Belcher
  189. Todd33
  190. Tonya22
  191. Tonya38
  192. Tracy1977
  193. Tricia1
  194. Tricia14
  195. Trinity1989
  196. Virginia1961
  197. Virginia2006
  198. Wil
  199. Wric Tungstenfinger

feed_text

Captions used in the feed. Containers user submissions.

The ???? lines are extended characters my text editor can't handle. Oops.

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  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  3. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  4. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  5. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  6. "I am So. Much. More."
  7. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  8. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  9. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  10. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  11. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  12. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  13. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  14. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  15. #bedhead
  16. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  17. #blessed
  18. #BROKEN
  19. #CATSANDBIRDS
  20. #caturday
  21. #comfortfood
  22. #DANGERZONE
  23. #DARE to #DREAM
  24. #delfie
  25. #Donthate #Truelove
  26. #DrinkSaltwater
  27. #duckface
  28. #fallingfromorbit
  29. #flavorbomb
  30. #giganticflower #headshot
  31. #hashtag
  32. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  33. #hoax
  34. #Hopeicanfly
  35. #illuminati
  36. #justnasathings
  37. #lifehacks
  38. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  39. #Long_Exposure
  40. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  41. #me #throwbackthursday
  42. #Nailpolish
  43. #nofilter
  44. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  45. #nomakeup #justnatural
  46. #nomakeup #natural
  47. #notallmen
  48. #notamodel #nofilter
  49. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  50. #Photobomb
  51. #satellite #navigation
  52. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  53. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  54. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  55. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  56. #this_is_sparta
  57. #Toobigtofall
  58. #toothproblems
  59. #twinsies
  60. #vampiremirrorselfie
  61. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  62. *Tips fedora*
  63. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
  64. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  65. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  66. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  67. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  68. 3 year olds first lego experience
  69. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  70. 8.5 hours later...
  71. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  72. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  73. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  74. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  75. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  76. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  77. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  78. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  79. <3 hanging out with saruman
  80. >< ))*>
  81. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  82. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  83. Aaaaaargh
  84. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  85. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  86. about to die lol
  87. ack
  88. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  89. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  90. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  91. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  92. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  93. AGHHHHH
  94. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  95. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  96. A job so boring a bird could do it
  97. Alan?
  98. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  99. All flesh is grass
  100. Allons-Y!
  101. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  102. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  103. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  104. Always get a full nights rest
  105. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  106. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  107. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  108. amazons newest delivery method
  109. Am I a Pokemon?
  110. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  111. And so the hunt begins!
  112. and suddenly, popcorn
  113. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  114. and then there were nine
  115. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  116. and to think this is where it all started
  117. An eight-stringed octopus?
  118. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  119. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  120. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  121. Another one bites the dust
  122. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  123. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  124. An unsuccessful bike design...
  125. Any hatchlings in here?
  126. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  127. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  128. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  129. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  130. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  131. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  132. Apparently it's a thing now...
  133. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  134. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  135. apple's new offering: iscream
  136. April Fools!
  137. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  138. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  139. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  140. Are you kidding me?
  141. are you sure this is a commandline?
  142. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  143. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  144. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  145. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  146. a spherical cow
  147. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  148. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  149. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  150. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  151. As you can see It's windy out here
  152. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  153. At least it stopped bleeding acid
  154. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  155. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  156. australia is not NZ!
  157. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  158. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  159. A window into my soul
  160. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  161. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  162. Ayyyy LMAO!
  163. back on tinder!
  164. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  165. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  166. Banana invasion in progress
  167. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  168. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  169. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  170. Bay-bae lolz
  171. Bazookateer crossing
  172. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  173. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  174. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  175. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  176. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  177. best day evar!!!!
  178. Best Halloween costume yet!
  179. Best map projection ever
  180. best republican caucus ever!
  181. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  182. Beyond Level 256...
  183. big ben is going down.
  184. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  185. Big bowl of star-flakes
  186. big data strikes back
  187. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  188. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  189. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  190. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  191. bit nosy, aren't you?
  192. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  193. Black begins and wins.
  194. Black box recorder
  195. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  196. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  197. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  198. bowTieght!
  199. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  200. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  201. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  202. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  203. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  204. bURMA sHAVE!
  205. Burnination? Huh?
  206. Burrito night
  207. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  208. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  209. Cakephants are my new friends
  210. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  211. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  212. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  213. Cant explain that
  214. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  215. capes are in fashion
  216. Captain obvious strikes again
  217. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  218. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  219. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  220. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  221. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  222. Ce n'est pas un canard
  223. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  224. cest ne pas un pipe
  225. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  226. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  227. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  228. check out my new pet
  229. Check out my new sonic oc!
  230. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  231. check out my usb sword!
  232. Christ, what an asshole.
  233. clever girl.....
  234. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  235. Click to show secret text
  236. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  237. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  238. come on, put on the slippers.
  239. Come on party people, put your hands together
  240. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  241. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  242. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  243. Copernicus: The early years
  244. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  245. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  246. crawling and texting #badcombination
  247. Crocodile Pink Eye
  248. Cruise Kingdom
  249. cthulu caught me slipping
  250. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  251. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  252. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  253. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  254. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  255. Damn, two o'clock already?
  256. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  257. damned ninjas
  258. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  259. damn tree!
  260. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  261. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  262. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  263. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  264. Day 12: it's going well I think
  265. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  266. Da_FEELS###!
  267. Deal with it
  268. Death star model 0.0.73
  269. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  270. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  271. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  272. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  273. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  274. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  275. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  276. did this exist as a microwave?
  277. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  278. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  279. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  280. diy abortion
  281. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  282. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  283. does my ass look big in this?
  284. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  285. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  286. Does this look infected?
  287. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  288. dOG SHAMING
  289. Do I look fat in this photo?
  290. Do I look like a penguin?
  291. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  292. Dominos delivers!
  293. Do my feet look fat?
  294. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  295. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  296. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  297. Don't have a cow, man
  298. Don't inhale!
  299. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  300. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  301. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  302. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  303. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  304. Do the Harlem Shake
  305. Down time
  306. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  307. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  308. Do you have a lighter?
  309. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  310. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  311. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  312. Dryads. that is all.
  313. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  314. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  315. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  316. Dude, where's my car?
  317. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  318. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  319. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  320. Eating my breakfast!
  321. Eat my shorts
  322. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  323. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  324. emergency butter delivery
  325. engage!
  326. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  327. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  328. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  329. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  330. every breath you take, every move you make
  331. everyday i'm shoveling
  332. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  333. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  334. everything makes sense now
  335. Evolution of puzzles
  336. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  337. Exes, am I right?
  338. Existance is an illusion
  339. Extreme beer pong
  340. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  341. Fancy
  342. father & daughter re-unite!
  343. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  344. feeding my pet
  345. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  346. Field Trip!
  347. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  348. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  349. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  350. finally got that squid stache
  351. Finally here!
  352. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  353. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  354. First day at school
  355. First day of school.
  356. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  357. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  358. First post, be friendly
  359. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  360. First time posting, please be nice
  361. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  362. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  363. flying car - it is now officially the future
  364. FML
  365. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  366. Foiled again by the bell curve
  367. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  368. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  369. forgot to turn the oven off!
  370. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  371. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  372. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  373. for you
  374. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  375. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  376. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  377. found this on google maps earlier.
  378. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  379. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  380. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  381. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  382. Fucking CAKE
  383. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  384. Fulfilling western ideals!
  385. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  386. furrowed mustache
  387. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  388. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  389. get your ass to mars
  390. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  391. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  392. go home elephant you are drunk
  393. Goldilocks party!
  394. good old troubleshootin'
  395. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  396. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  397. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  398. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  399. Got your nose!
  400. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  401. Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
  402. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  403. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  404. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  405. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  406. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  407. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  408. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  409. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  410. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  411. Had to settle for a beard
  412. ha ha ha... no.
  413. haha oh my cat
  414. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  415. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  416. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  417. Hat in the cat strike back!
  418. Have fun in the Alps lol
  419. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  420. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  421. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  422. He did say it was edible
  423. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  424. He left me! :ccc
  425. hello darkness my old friend
  426. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  427. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  428. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  429. help wanted. inquire within.
  430. He nailed it!
  431. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  432. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  433. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  434. He was never seen again
  435. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  436. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  437. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  438. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  439. hgghjg
  440. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  441. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  442. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  443. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  444. HODOR!
  445. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  446. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  447. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  448. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  449. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  450. Houston, we are the problem
  451. Hoverboard to full power!
  452. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  453. How did I get here?!?
  454. How did the mars rover get here?
  455. How does this work again?
  456. how do i turn this off?
  457. how do you get the screensaver off?
  458. How many can there be?
  459. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  460. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  461. I'd call this experiment a success.
  462. I'd tap dat.
  463. I'll catch it one day
  464. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  465. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  466. i'll never get tired of this.
  467. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  468. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  469. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  470. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  471. I'm a fighter!
  472. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  473. I'm a Real Boy!
  474. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  475. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  476. I'm lost without your love, baby
  477. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  478. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  479. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  480. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  481. i'm now 75% more efficient
  482. I 'M out of the acorn
  483. I'm ready!
  484. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  485. I've been robbed!
  486. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  487. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  488. I've made a huge mistake
  489. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  490. i've never felt so alone.
  491. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  492. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  493. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  494. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  495. I am a beautiful person.
  496. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  497. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  498. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  499. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  500. I blame supernasa
  501. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  502. I broke cookie clicker...
  503. I broke the etch & sketch
  504. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  505. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  506. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  507. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  508. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  509. I can has cheezburger?
  510. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  511. I can take photos with my teeth!
  512. I can walk on my hands
  513. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  514. I CHOOSE YOU!
  515. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  516. I don't know
  517. I don't know how to play...
  518. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  519. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  520. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  521. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  522. I don't think this is working
  523. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  524. I don't want to set the world on fire
  525. i do the same thing at frat parties
  526. I dream of death
  527. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  528. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  529. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  530. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  531. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  532. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  533. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  534. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  535. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  536. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  537. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  538. I forgot to get a plane
  539. I found a three fingered kitten!
  540. I found it!!!!!!!
  541. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  542. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  543. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  544. If you're brave enough...
  545. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  546. If you've got a moustache...
  547. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  548. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  549. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  550. I got the job!
  551. I got this in the mail today
  552. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  553. I has a sad
  554. i hate it when this happens
  555. I hate this channel
  556. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  557. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  558. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  559. I have tasted many fish
  560. I just bought this
  561. I just can't see the point anymore
  562. I just don't get recursion.
  563. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  564. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  565. I just want to watch the world burn
  566. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  567. I knew there would be side effects
  568. I like this picture
  569. I loled my head off!!!
  570. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  571. I lost my wits
  572. I lost my wrist
  573. i love a good featureless white void
  574. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  575. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  576. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  577. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  578. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  579. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  580. i need to do my laundry more often.
  581. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  582. I never understood that part of the bibile
  583. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  584. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  585. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  586. in line at the dmv
  587. In my dreams I'm always strong
  588. inner city air conditioning
  589. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  590. intertial reference frame, activate!
  591. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  592. in theathers, close to you
  593. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  594. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  595. introducing the yolo distribution
  596. i pushed this. was that bad?
  597. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  598. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  599. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  600. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  601. I say: nuts to that!
  602. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  603. is good idea yes
  604. I should really separate those
  605. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  606. Is it really today, already?
  607. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  608. I solved the debt crisis!
  609. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  610. is that a war walrus?
  611. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  612. is the eject button meant to do this?
  613. Is there really any point? FML
  614. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  615. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  616. is this just a fantasy?
  617. Is this real life?
  618. Is this room 101?
  619. Is this too cheesy?
  620. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  621. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  622. It's a cat ass trophy
  623. It's a Finger trap
  624. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  625. It's bigger after you put it together.
  626. it's in a good part of town
  627. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  628. It's not a good part of town
  629. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  630. it's not what you think
  631. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  632. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  633. it's pretty dark in this box
  634. It's the little things
  635. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  636. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  637. I think I can... I think I can
  638. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  639. I think I need new glasses.
  640. i think i need to get out more.
  641. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  642. I think there's something here
  643. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  644. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  645. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  646. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  647. I thought it would be bigger
  648. I thought of it, and it happened
  649. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  650. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  651. It is never safe.
  652. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  653. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  654. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  655. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  656. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  657. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  658. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  659. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  660. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  661. It was the rational response
  662. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  663. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  664. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  665. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  666. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  667. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  668. i was gonna eat that
  669. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  670. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  671. I was late
  672. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  673. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  674. I will take that one please
  675. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  676. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  677. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  678. I wonder what will this lead to...
  679. i wonder why you left me here.
  680. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  681. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  682. Jesus Wept
  683. Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
  684. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  685. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  686. Job interview today.
  687. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  688. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  689. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  690. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  691. Just a little more to the right
  692. just another cat video
  693. Just another day in paradise
  694. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  695. just cos()
  696. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  697. Just Got A new camera phone!
  698. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  699. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  700. Just one of those days
  701. just playing with my pet
  702. Just some home decorating
  703. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  704. just two more trips over the horizon
  705. kang, do i look good in this?
  706. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  707. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  708. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  709. ksp mission success
  710. Lack of cucumbers
  711. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  712. last march of the ents
  713. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  714. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  715. leapfrog, anyone?
  716. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  717. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  718. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  719. Let's have a blinking contest
  720. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  721. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  722. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  723. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  724. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  725. Life on the moon.
  726. Light traffic today.
  727. like my new haircut?
  728. Like my new nails?
  729. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  730. lol, no i didn't jump
  731. London
  732. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  733. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  734. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  735. look at me, i'm from England!
  736. Look at me jumping!
  737. Look at my dollar coin
  738. Look at my new blue dress!
  739. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  740. Look at that fart propulsion
  741. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  742. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  743. look ma, no hands!
  744. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  745. Look out!
  746. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  747. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  748. look what happened to my satellite
  749. look what i found underneath my pillow
  750. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  751. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  752. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  753. Love is creepy
  754. love it!
  755. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  756. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  757. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  758. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  759. Magnificent as fuck
  760. Magnified 10,000 times
  761. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  762. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  763. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  764. Man, it's windy
  765. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  766. Man, that was the best party in my life
  767. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  768. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  769. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  770. Mari-OH
  771. mario Kart is harder in real life
  772. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  773. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  774. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  775. Maths are hard
  776. Max gentleman
  777. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  778. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  779. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  780. Me, before the topical ointment
  781. me and all my friends
  782. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  783. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  784. Me llamo t-bone
  785. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  786. Mentos and lava
  787. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  788. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  789. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  790. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  791. Minimalist cat
  792. Minister! We're running out of time.
  793. Mistakes were made.
  794. Mmm, Spider cake!
  795. mmm...vegemite...
  796. Monday mornings
  797. monkey movember
  798. moo!
  799. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  800. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  801. Moses lied to me.
  802. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  803. Muahahahahahah
  804. My baby is learning how to write!
  805. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  806. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  807. My cat barfed this out
  808. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  809. my cat is sick
  810. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  811. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  812. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  813. My clothes need a wash...
  814. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  815. My dad in the army
  816. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  817. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  818. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  819. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  820. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  821. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  822. My gout's acting up again
  823. My hero
  824. My Hobby: freaking people out
  825. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  826. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  827. My house is my castle
  828. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  829. my new boss
  830. My new cat is awesome
  831. my new duvet cover!
  832. My new haircut!
  833. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  834. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  835. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  836. My new tattoo
  837. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  838. My nose will grow now.
  839. My parents took away my phone privileges
  840. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  841. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  842. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  843. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  844. My selfie stick broke.
  845. My server cooling system.
  846. my taco face
  847. My tastes are very... singular
  848. mYTH BUSTED!
  849. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  850. my wonderful dad!
  851. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  852. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  853. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  854. Nasa is fully funded
  855. Need a Haircut
  856. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  857. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  858. Never gonna give you up...
  859. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  860. New amazon product
  861. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  862. New car flipping world record set
  863. new drupal logo
  864. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  865. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  866. New haircut!
  867. New headcanon:
  868. New means to help collect more evidence
  869. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  870. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  871. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  872. new phone who dis
  873. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  874. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  875. NICE MULTIPANTS
  876. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  877. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  878. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  879. NO. JUST NO.
  880. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  881. No guitar without a sombrero
  882. No lie, this is delicious
  883. No more sorrow!
  884. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  885. no one ever suspected the shovel
  886. Nope nope nope nope nope
  887. No regrets on this new roofing material
  888. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  889. Not a fruit
  890. Not Again :(
  891. Not as healthy as it looks
  892. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  893. Nothing new under the sun
  894. Notice anything different?
  895. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  896. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  897. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  898. no wonder the cat always sits here
  899. Now turn it upside-down
  900. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  901. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  902. now you're hungry too.
  903. NUTS!
  904. Obama pardons Santa claus
  905. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  906. Oh, Canada...
  907. Oh, that's where I left them!
  908. Oh bother not again
  909. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  910. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  911. Oh God! It's happening again!
  912. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  913. Oh god is it still following me?
  914. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  915. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  916. Oh here we go
  917. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  918. oh look, a penny
  919. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  920. Oh No! Not again!
  921. Oh no! Not Again.
  922. Oh no! Not again.
  923. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  924. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  925. Oh no, it's the moon
  926. oh no you didn't
  927. Oh shit, not again.
  928. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  929. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  930. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  931. omfg, space bugs
  932. OMG! Kittens!
  933. OMG Becky look at her butt
  934. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  935. one does not simply wok into mordor
  936. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  937. One of the less popular Transformers.
  938. One of these things doesn't belong.
  939. One of those mornings...
  940. One year ago I looked like this
  941. only 90s kids will get this!
  942. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  943. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  944. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  945. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  946. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  947. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  948. Oops.
  949. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  950. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  951. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  952. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  953. Oy, my giblets!
  954. Pants Optional
  955. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  956. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  957. Park and ride
  958. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  959. Parlez vous Francais?
  960. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  961. passed another hitch hiker
  962. peeling back the pages of history
  963. Penguins are people too #equality
  964. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  965. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  966. Perspective issues
  967. Philae lander found!
  968. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  969. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  970. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  971. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  972. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  973. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  974. Picking mushrooms
  975. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  976. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  977. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  978. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  979. Pizza TIME
  980. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  981. Please send help.
  982. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  983. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  984. PostPostModern art
  985. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  986. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  987. Press 'continue' to abort.
  988. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  989. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  990. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  991. Prius Love
  992. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  993. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  994. Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
  995. Proof: loch ness monster.
  996. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  997. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  998. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  999. prototype soccer ball
  1000. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  1001.  ??????????!
  1002.  ?????????????
  1003.  ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  1004.  ???? USA! USA! ????
  1005.  ???? USA! USA! USA! ????
  1006. quack quack, motherflipper
  1007. Quite.
  1008. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1009. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1010. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1011. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  1012. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1013. real letters have curves #Serif
  1014. really not how I thought I would die
  1015. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  1016. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  1017. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  1018. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  1019. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  1020. reverse et
  1021. reverse microwave oven
  1022. rm -rf /
  1023. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1024. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  1025. Robots in much better disguise
  1026. Rock, paper, FACE
  1027. Rollerskating always was overrated
  1028. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  1029. run little ghost, run!
  1030. sad cow is sad
  1031. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1032. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  1033. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1034. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  1035. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1036. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1037. school's out!
  1038. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  1039. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  1040. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1041. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  1042. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1043. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  1044. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  1045. Selfie #Nofilter
  1046. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  1047. Selfie in the morning
  1048. Self Portrait: Complete.
  1049. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1050. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  1051. share and enjoy
  1052. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  1053. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1054. should i see a doctor about this?
  1055. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  1056. SIDE GOER 4
  1057. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  1058. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  1059. smiling is for optimists
  1060. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1061. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  1062. So, it has come to this...
  1063. so, scientology...
  1064. So, this happened.
  1065. So...Magnets, right?
  1066. So... those were real
  1067. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  1068. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  1069. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  1070. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  1071. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1072. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1073. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  1074. someone take this banana off my face
  1075. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  1076. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  1077. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  1078. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  1079. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  1080. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  1081. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1082. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  1083. Somewhere, this exists.
  1084. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1085. Soon. Soon...
  1086. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1087. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  1088. So thats What Jesus did
  1089. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  1090. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  1091. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1092. Spaaaaaaaace!
  1093. Spiders. Nope.
  1094. Spring has sprang
  1095. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1096. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1097. stay away from my eggcorns
  1098. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  1099. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  1100. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1101. Steve is realxing
  1102. still, i think it was a good idea
  1103. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  1104. still better than last year in ottawa
  1105. stipple slash of saturn
  1106. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1107. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  1108. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1109. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1110. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1111. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  1112. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  1113. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  1114. such lambda
  1115. Sun deflation: optimal
  1116. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  1117. super high intensity training at NORAD
  1118. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  1119. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  1120. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1121. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  1122. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  1123. taken from earth orbit
  1124. take that atheists
  1125. take two, they are small
  1126. Talking to my fans...
  1127. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1128. Target Found.
  1129. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1130. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  1131. terminal velocity is a myth
  1132. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  1133. Thanks!
  1134. Thanks Obama!
  1135. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  1136. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  1137. That's just not very funny
  1138. that's me!
  1139. THAT'S NO MOON
  1140. That's not a chicken
  1141. That's not a nut!
  1142. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  1143. that's one nasty burn!
  1144. That's too much, man!
  1145. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  1146. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1147. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  1148. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  1149. That is one dapper bird.
  1150. That sweater is so 2013
  1151. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1152. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  1153. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  1154. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  1155. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1156. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  1157. The best brick joke possible.
  1158. The birds found the hobbit hole
  1159. The building blocks of life
  1160. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  1161. The cat brought in another bird.
  1162. the charge of the light brigade
  1163. The choice is simple.
  1164. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1165. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1166. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  1167. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  1168. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  1169. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  1170. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  1171. The dress is black and white!
  1172. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  1173. The ents met the triffids
  1174. the event horizon returned
  1175. The evolution of fun
  1176. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1177. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  1178. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1179. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  1180. The French space program
  1181. the game begins...
  1182. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1183. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  1184. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1185. The HORROR!
  1186. The horrors of war
  1187. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1188. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1189. their love was doomed from the start...
  1190. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  1191. The knids are hungry
  1192. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  1193. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  1194. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  1195. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  1196. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  1197. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1198. The Little Borg Prince
  1199. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1200. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  1201. The moon landing was a lie
  1202. The moon looks weird today
  1203. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  1204. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1205. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1206. The newest Olympic sport
  1207. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1208. The next generation of crypto currencies
  1209. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1210. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  1211. the only people for me are the mad ones
  1212. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  1213. The Prodigy is in town!
  1214. The prophecy was true!
  1215. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  1216. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  1217. There's a third bump, growing fast
  1218. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  1219. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  1220. There goes the neighborhood...
  1221. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1222. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1223. there snow such thing as global warming
  1224. the rest is darkness and decay
  1225. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  1226. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1227. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1228. These aren't my sandwiches
  1229. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1230. These cravings will never stop
  1231. The secret to infinite storage space
  1232. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  1233. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  1234. The side of my car. #roadrage
  1235. The signal came from this sector
  1236. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1237. The solution to all life's problems
  1238. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1239. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1240. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  1241. The taste stays with you forever
  1242. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1243. The time has come.
  1244. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  1245. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  1246. The unforgiving war on health
  1247. The view outside of my airplane window.
  1248. The vlog was better than the movie
  1249. the way of the future
  1250. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1251. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1252. they're all dead, dave.
  1253. They're watching us.
  1254. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1255. they dont need us anymore
  1256. they said be careful, we said yolo
  1257. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1258. they said we couldn't play god
  1259. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  1260. They see me rolling, they hating
  1261. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  1262. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1263. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1264. This apple got a face on it dog
  1265. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1266. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  1267. this didn't last long.
  1268. This elevator has no 'down'!
  1269. This explains everything
  1270. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  1271. This guy...
  1272. this guy keeps following me
  1273. This is a cat
  1274. This is a good idea
  1275. THis is a love/hate poem.
  1276. This is exactly what you think it is
  1277. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1278. This is how you get ants!
  1279. this is just a tribute #thed
  1280. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1281. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  1282. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1283. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  1284. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  1285. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1286. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1287. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1288. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1289. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1290. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1291. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1292. This is what i had for breakfast
  1293. This is why I'm not an EMT
  1294. This is why we can't have good things
  1295. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  1296. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  1297. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  1298. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  1299. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  1300. This needs a motivational text
  1301. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  1302. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  1303. This photo mooves me
  1304. This photo was taken from my basement
  1305. This photo was taken from my iphone
  1306. this plot is odd.
  1307. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  1308. this was in the bible
  1309. this was my inspiration
  1310. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  1311. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  1312. those weren't Altoids.
  1313. Threaten large birds... check.
  1314. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1315. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1316. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  1317. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1318. today's to do list
  1319. Today i am a Chinese clock
  1320. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1321. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  1322. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1323. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  1324. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  1325. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  1326. too much lens flare?
  1327. too much right beef
  1328. Top of the world
  1329. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  1330. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  1331. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  1332. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  1333. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1334. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  1335. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  1336. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  1337. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1338. True Self-Control
  1339. truly, i am euphoric
  1340. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  1341. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  1342. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  1343. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  1344. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  1345. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  1346. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  1347. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1348. two great tastes that go great together
  1349. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1350. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  1351. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1352. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1353. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  1354. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  1355. Universe man, Universe man...
  1356. Unzipped sock
  1357. Use the force responsibly.
  1358. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  1359. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  1360. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  1361. Visual representation of Dubstep
  1362. void main() { fork; }
  1363. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1364. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1365. Wait, you can see that too
  1366. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1367. Wait for it...
  1368. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1369. wake up sheeple!
  1370. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  1371. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  1372. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  1373. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  1374. WARRRBLGARBL
  1375. watching dune on shrooms
  1376. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1377. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  1378. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1379. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  1380. We've got a problem
  1381. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1382. We are not men. we are devo.
  1383. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  1384. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  1385. We didn't start the fire
  1386. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1387. Weeeee!!!
  1388. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  1389. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  1390. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  1391. welcome to Argentina
  1392. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  1393. welcome to the space jam
  1394. We live in a golden age!
  1395. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  1396. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1397. Well, now this is a thing.
  1398. well, so much for the space program
  1399. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1400. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  1401. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1402. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1403. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  1404. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1405. Whale Selfie!
  1406. what's a lens cap?
  1407. What, Me worry?
  1408. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1409. what a bummer
  1410. What are pixels?
  1411. What are you, a dictionary?
  1412. What could go wrong?
  1413. What could possibly go wrong™?
  1414. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1415. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1416. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1417. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  1418. What has science done?!
  1419. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1420. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1421. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  1422. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  1423. What is your Pony Personality?
  1424. What? It's always that color.
  1425. what to have for breakfast?
  1426. When everything looks like a hammer
  1427. When pandas have nightmares
  1428. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1429. When you get a perfect score on your test
  1430. when you see it...
  1431. Where did THAT come from?
  1432. Where did this road come from?!?
  1433. where do all the cheetos go
  1434. Where do I plug this in?
  1435. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  1436. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1437. where to buy spanish ham ?
  1438. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  1439. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1440. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  1441. Who came first?
  1442. who do you think I am?
  1443. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  1444. whoops GPS error
  1445. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  1446. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1447. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1448. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1449. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  1450. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  1451. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1452. Why are there ants on my face?!
  1453. Why did it have to end this Way?
  1454. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1455. Why do dogs like this?
  1456. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1457. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  1458. Why do people do this?
  1459. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  1460. Why potato why?
  1461. Why?
  1462. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1463. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  1464. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  1465. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  1466. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1467. worst horse ever :(
  1468. Worst pokemon ever
  1469. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  1470. Worth it for the karma.
  1471. would you choose the microwave over this?
  1472. Would you like to play a game?
  1473. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1474. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  1475. Wow. Just, Wow.
  1476. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1477. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  1478. WTF!?
  1479. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1480. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1481. YES
  1482. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1483. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1484. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1485. You are not a good person
  1486. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1487. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  1488. You did what in my tuba?
  1489. you know, for kids
  1490. You must be new here.
  1491. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1492. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  1493. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1494. Zeus takes his revenge
  1495. Zoidgebra 101
  1496. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1497. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  1498. [user was banned for this text]
  1499. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1500. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  1501. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1502. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1503. 突っ込むところもねい!
  1504. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1505. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1506. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  1507. 💩

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  1. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  2. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  3. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  4. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  5. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  6. #bedhead
  7. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  8. #comfortfood
  9. #Compromise
  10. #DARE to #DREAM
  11. #delfie
  12. #Donthate #Truelove
  13. #DrinkSaltwater
  14. #fallingfromorbit
  15. #flavorbomb
  16. #hashtag
  17. #Hopeicanfly
  18. #lifehacks
  19. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  20. #Long_Exposure
  21. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  22. #me #throwbackthursday
  23. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  24. #nomakeup #natural
  25. #notallmen
  26. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  27. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  28. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  29. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  30. #toothproblems
  31. #twinsies
  32. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  33. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  34. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  35. 3 year olds first lego experience
  36. 8.5 hours later...
  37. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  38. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  39. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  40. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  41. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  42. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  43. >< ))*>
  44. Aaaaaargh
  45. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  46. about to die lol
  47. ack
  48. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  49. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  50. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  51. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  52. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  53. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  54. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  55. Always get a full nights rest
  56. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  57. Am I a Pokemon?
  58. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  59. and suddenly, popcorn
  60. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  61. and to think this is where it all started
  62. An eight-stringed octopus?
  63. Another one bites the dust
  64. An unsuccessful bike design...
  65. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  66. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  67. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  68. Apparently it's a thing now...
  69. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  70. April Fools!
  71. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  72. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  73. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  74. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  75. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  76. As you can see It's windy out here
  77. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  78. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  79. australia is not NZ!
  80. AUUUGH
  81. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  82. back on tinder!
  83. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  84. Banana invasion in progress
  85. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  86. Bay-bae lolz
  87. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  88. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  89. best day evar!!!!
  90. best republican caucus ever!
  91. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  92. big ben is going down.
  93. Big bowl of star-flakes
  94. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  95. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  96. bit nosy, aren't you?
  97. Black box recorder
  98. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  99. bowTieght!
  100. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  101. bURMA sHAVE!
  102. Burnination? Huh?
  103. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  104. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  105. Captain obvious strikes again
  106. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  107. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  108. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  109. cest ne pas un pipe
  110. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  111. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  112. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  113. Check out my new sonic oc!
  114. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  115. check out my usb sword!
  116. clever girl.....
  117. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  118. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  119. come on, put on the slippers.
  120. Come on party people, put your hands together
  121. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  122. Copernicus: The early years
  123. cthulu caught me slipping
  124. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  125. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  126. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  127. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  128. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  129. Day 12: it's going well I think
  130. Da_FEELS###!
  131. Deal with it
  132. Death star model 0.0.73
  133. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  134. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  135. diy abortion
  136. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  137. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  138. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  139. Do I look fat in this photo?
  140. Do I look like a penguin?
  141. Do my feet look fat?
  142. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  143. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  144. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  145. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  146. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  147. Dryads. that is all.
  148. Dude, where's my car?
  149. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  150. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  151. emergency butter delivery
  152. engage!
  153. every breath you take, every move you make
  154. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  155. Evolution of puzzles
  156. Extreme beer pong
  157. Fancy
  158. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  159. Field Trip!
  160. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  161. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  162. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  163. finally got that squid stache
  164. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  165. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  166. First post, be friendly
  167. First time posting, please be nice
  168. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  169. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  170. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  171. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  172. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  173. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  174. Fucking CAKE
  175. furrowed mustache
  176. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  177. get your ass to mars
  178. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  179. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  180. Got your nose!
  181. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  182. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  183. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
  184. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  185. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  186. Had to settle for a beard
  187. ha ha ha... no.
  188. haha oh my cat
  189. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  190. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  191. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  192. hello darkness my old friend
  193. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  194. help wanted. inquire within.
  195. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  196. He was never seen again
  197. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  198. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  199. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  200. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  201. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  202. How's My new haircut?
  203. How many can there be?
  204. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  205. I'd call this experiment a success.
  206. I'll catch it one day
  207. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  208. i'll never get tired of this.
  209. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  210. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  211. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  212. I'm a fighter!
  213. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  214. I'm lost without your love, baby
  215. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  216. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  217. i'm now 75% more efficient
  218. I 'M out of the acorn
  219. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  220. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  221. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  222. I've made a huge mistake
  223. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  224. i've never felt so alone.
  225. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  226. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  227. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  228. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  229. I blame supernasa
  230. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  231. I broke cookie clicker...
  232. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  233. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  234. I can has cheezburger?
  235. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  236. I can take photos with my teeth!
  237. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  238. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  239. I don't think this is working
  240. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  241. I dream of death
  242. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  243. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  244. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  245. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  246. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  247. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  248. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  249. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  250. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  251. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  252. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  253. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  254. I got the job!
  255. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  256. i hate it when this happens
  257. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  258. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  259. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  260. I just bought this
  261. I just can't see the point anymore
  262. I just don't get recursion.
  263. I just want to watch the world burn
  264. I knew there would be side effects
  265. i love a good featureless white void
  266. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  267. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  268. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  269. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  270. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  271. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  272. in line at the dmv
  273. In my dreams I'm always strong
  274. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  275. intertial reference frame, activate!
  276. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  277. in theathers, close to you
  278. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  279. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  280. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  281. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  282. I say: nuts to that!
  283. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  284. is good idea yes
  285. I solved the debt crisis!
  286. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  287. Is this real life?
  288. Is this too cheesy?
  289. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  290. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  291. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  292. it's fun to do bad things
  293. it's in a good part of town
  294. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  295. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  296. It's the little things
  297. I think I need new glasses.
  298. I think there's something here
  299. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  300. It is never safe.
  301. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  302. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  303. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  304. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  305. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  306. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  307. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  308. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  309. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  310. I was late
  311. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  312. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  313. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  314. Just another day in paradise
  315. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  316. Just one of those days
  317. kang, do i look good in this?
  318. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  319. ksp mission success
  320. last march of the ents
  321. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  322. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  323. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  324. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  325. Light traffic today.
  326. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  327. London
  328. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  329. Look at my new blue dress!
  330. Look at that fart propulsion
  331. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  332. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  333. love it!
  334. Magnificent as fuck
  335. Magnified 10,000 times
  336. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  337. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  338. mario Kart is harder in real life
  339. married a cat
  340. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  341. Maths are hard
  342. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  343. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  344. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  345. Me, before the topical ointment
  346. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  347. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  348. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  349. Minister! We're running out of time.
  350. Mistakes were made.
  351. Mmm, Spider cake!
  352. Monday mornings
  353. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  354. My 7 picture is upside down
  355. My baby is learning how to write!
  356. My cat barfed this out
  357. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  358. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  359. My clothes need a wash...
  360. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  361. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  362. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  363. My Hobby: freaking people out
  364. my new boss
  365. My new cat is awesome
  366. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  367. My new tattoo
  368. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  369. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  370. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  371. Myspace tom to ground control-
  372. My tastes are very... singular
  373. mYTH BUSTED!
  374. my wonderful dad!
  375. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  376. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  377. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  378. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  379. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  380. New haircut!
  381. New means to help collect more evidence
  382. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  383. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  384. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  385. NO. JUST NO.
  386. No guitar without a sombrero
  387. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  388. no one ever suspected the shovel
  389. Nope nope nope nope nope
  390. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  391. Not a fruit
  392. Not Again :(
  393. Nothing new under the sun
  394. Notice anything different?
  395. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  396. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  397. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  398. no wonder the cat always sits here
  399. Now turn it upside-down
  400. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  401. now you're hungry too.
  402. NUTS!
  403. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  404. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  405. Oh God! It's happening again!
  406. Oh god is it still following me?
  407. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  408. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  409. Oh here we go
  410. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  411. oh look, a penny
  412. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  413. Oh no! Not again.
  414. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  415. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  416. Oh no, it's the moon
  417. oh no you didn't
  418. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  419. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  420. omfg, space bugs
  421. OMG! Kittens!
  422. OMG Becky look at her butt
  423. one does not simply wok into mordor
  424. One of the less popular Transformers.
  425. One of these things doesn't belong.
  426. One of those mornings...
  427. One year ago I looked like this
  428. only 90s kids will get this!
  429. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  430. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  431. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  432. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  433. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  434. Oy, my giblets!
  435. Pants Optional
  436. Park and ride
  437. Parlez vous Francais?
  438. passed another hitch hiker
  439. Penguins are people too #equality
  440. Perspective issues
  441. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  442. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  443. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  444. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  445. PostPostModern art
  446. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  447. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  448. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  449. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  450. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  451.  ???? USA! USA! ????
  452. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  453. Ramen is squishy and soft
  454. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  455. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  456. real letters have curves #Serif
  457. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  458. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  459. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  460. run little ghost, run!
  461. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  462. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  463. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  464. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  465. Self Portrait: Complete.
  466. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  467. should i see a doctor about this?
  468. smiling is for optimists
  469. So...Magnets, right?
  470. So... those were real
  471. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  472. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  473. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  474. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  475. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  476. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  477. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  478. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  479. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  480. Somewhere, this exists.
  481. Sorry for the potato quality.
  482. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  483. Spiders. Nope.
  484. Spring has sprang
  485. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  486. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  487. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  488. Steve is realxing
  489. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  490. stipple slash of saturn
  491. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  492. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  493. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  494. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  495. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  496. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  497. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  498. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  499. take two, they are small
  500. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  501. Target Found.
  502. terminal velocity is a myth
  503. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  504. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  505. That's just not very funny
  506. that's me!
  507. That's not a nut!
  508. that's one nasty burn!
  509. That's too much, man!
  510. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  511. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  512. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  513. That sweater is so 2013
  514. That was one hell of a party last night.
  515. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  516. The best brick joke possible.
  517. The birds found the hobbit hole
  518. The building blocks of life
  519. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  520. the charge of the light brigade
  521. The choice is simple.
  522. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  523. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  524. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  525. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  526. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  527. The dress is black and white!
  528. The ents met the triffids
  529. the event horizon returned
  530. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  531. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  532. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  533. The French space program
  534. the game begins...
  535. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  536. The HORROR!
  537. their love was doomed from the start...
  538. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  539. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  540. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  541. The Little Borg Prince
  542. The moon landing was a lie
  543. The moon looks weird today
  544. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  545. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  546. The newest Olympic sport
  547. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  548. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  549. The prophecy was true!
  550. There's a third bump, growing fast
  551. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  552. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  553. There goes the neighborhood...
  554. there snow such thing as global warming
  555. The second mouse gets the cheese
  556. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  557. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  558. The solution to all life's problems
  559. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  560. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  561. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  562. The time has come.
  563. The unforgiving war on health
  564. The view outside of my airplane window.
  565. The vlog was better than the movie
  566. the way of the future
  567. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  568. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  569. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  570. they said we couldn't play god
  571. They see me rolling, they hating
  572. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  573. The Zebra was lying down
  574. This apple got a face on it dog
  575. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  576. This guy...
  577. This is a cat
  578. This is a good idea
  579. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  580. This is how you get ants!
  581. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  582. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  583. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  584. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  585. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  586. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  587. This is why we can't have good things
  588. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  589. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  590. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  591. This photo mooves me
  592. This photo was taken from my basement
  593. This photo was taken from my iphone
  594. this was my inspiration
  595. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  596. those weren't Altoids.
  597. Threaten large birds... check.
  598. throwing epic shade!
  599. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  600. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  601. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  602. To infinity and Birdyond!
  603. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  604. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  605. too much lens flare?
  606. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  607. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  608. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  609. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  610. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  611. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  612. True Self-Control
  613. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  614. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  615. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  616. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  617. two great tastes that go great together
  618. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  619. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  620. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  621. Universe man, Universe man...
  622. Unzipped sock
  623. Use the force responsibly.
  624. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  625. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  626. Visual representation of Dubstep
  627. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  628. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  629. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  630. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  631. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  632. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  633. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  634. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  635. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  636. We've got a problem
  637. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  638. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  639. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  640. Weeeee!!!
  641. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  642. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  643. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  644. welcome to the space jam
  645. We live in a golden age!
  646. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  647. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  648. well, so much for the space program
  649. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  650. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  651. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  652. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  653. What, Me worry?
  654. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  655. What are you, a dictionary?
  656. What? It's always that color.
  657. what to have for breakfast?
  658. When everything looks like a hammer
  659. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  660. Where did THAT come from?
  661. Where did this road come from?!?
  662. Where do I plug this in?
  663. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  664. where to buy spanish ham ?
  665. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  666. Who came first?
  667. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  668. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  669. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  670. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  671. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  672. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  673. Why are there ants on my face?!
  674. Why did it have to end this Way?
  675. Why do dogs like this?
  676. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  677. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  678. Why do people do this?
  679. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  680. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  681. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  682. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  683. Worst pokemon ever
  684. Wow. Just, Wow.
  685. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  686. Yeah... never gonna happen
  687. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  688. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  689. You'll never guess what happens next...
  690. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  691. you know, for kids
  692. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  693. Zoidgebra 101
  694. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  695. [user was banned for this text]
  696. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  697. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
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The captions to choose from for a single image (762 of these are also used in the feed.)

  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  3. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  4. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  5. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  6. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  7. "I am So. Much. More."
  8. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  9. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  10. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  11. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  12. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  13. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  14. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  15. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  16. #bedhead
  17. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  18. #blessed
  19. #bornthisway
  20. #BROKEN
  21. #CATSANDBIRDS
  22. #caturday
  23. #comfortfood
  24. #DANGERZONE
  25. #DARE to #DREAM
  26. #delfie
  27. #Donthate #Truelove
  28. #drbalanced
  29. #DrinkSaltwater
  30. #duckface
  31. #fallingfromorbit
  32. #flavorbomb
  33. #giganticflower #headshot
  34. #hashtag
  35. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  36. #hoax
  37. #Hopeicanfly
  38. #illuminati
  39. #imnotracistbut
  40. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  41. #justnasathings
  42. #lifehacks
  43. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  44. #Long_Exposure
  45. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  46. #me #throwbackthursday
  47. #Nailpolish
  48. #nofilter
  49. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  50. #nomakeup #justnatural
  51. #nomakeup #natural
  52. #notallmen
  53. #notamodel #nofilter
  54. #onering #fuckhobbits
  55. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  56. #Photobomb
  57. #satellite #navigation
  58. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  59. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  60. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  61. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  62. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  63. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  64. #this_is_sparta
  65. #Toobigtofall
  66. #toothproblems
  67. #twinsies
  68. #vampiremirrorselfie
  69. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  70. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  71. *Tips fedora*
  72. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  73. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  74. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  75. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  76. 3 year olds first lego experience
  77. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  78. 8.5 hours later...
  79. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  80. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  81. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  82. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  83. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  84. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  85. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  86. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  87. <3 hanging out with saruman
  88. >< ))*>
  89. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  90. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  91. Aaaaaargh
  92. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  93. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  94. about to die lol
  95. ack
  96. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  97. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  98. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  99. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  100. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  101. AGHHHHH
  102. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  103. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  104. A job so boring a bird could do it
  105. Alan?
  106. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  107. All flesh is grass
  108. All my selfies be like
  109. Allons-Y!
  110. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  111. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  112. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  113. Always get a full nights rest
  114. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  115. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  116. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  117. amazons newest delivery method
  118. Am I a Pokemon?
  119. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  120. and suddenly, popcorn
  121. and then there were nine
  122. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  123. and to think this is where it all started
  124. An eight-stringed octopus?
  125. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  126. Angry sofa is angry.
  127. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  128. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  129. Another one bites the dust
  130. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  131. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  132. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  133. An unsuccessful bike design...
  134. Any hatchlings in here?
  135. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  136. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  137. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  138. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  139. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  140. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  141. Apparently it's a thing now...
  142. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  143. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  144. apple's new offering: iscream
  145. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
  146. April Fools!
  147. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  148. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  149. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  150. Are you kidding me?
  151. are you sure this is a commandline?
  152. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  153. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  154. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  155. a spherical cow
  156. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  157. Asteroids hate him!
  158. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  159. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  160. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  161. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  162. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  163. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  164. australia is not NZ!
  165. AUUUGH
  166. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  167. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  168. A window into my soul
  169. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  170. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  171. back on tinder!
  172. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  173. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  174. Banana invasion in progress
  175. BANANANANANANANANANA
  176. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  177. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  178. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  179. Bay-bae lolz
  180. Bazookateer crossing
  181. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  182. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  183. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  184. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  185. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  186. best day evar!!!!
  187. Best Halloween costume yet!
  188. Best map projection ever
  189. best republican caucus ever!
  190. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  191. Beyond Level 256...
  192. big ben is going down.
  193. Big bowl of star-flakes
  194. big data strikes back
  195. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  196. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  197. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  198. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  199. bit nosy, aren't you?
  200. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  201. Black begins and wins.
  202. Black box recorder
  203. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  204. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  205. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  206. bowTieght!
  207. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  208. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  209. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  210. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  211. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  212. bURMA sHAVE!
  213. Burnination? Huh?
  214. Burrito night
  215. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  216. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  217. Cakephants are my new friends
  218. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  219. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  220. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  221. Cant explain that
  222. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  223. capes are in fashion
  224. Captain obvious strikes again
  225. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  226. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  227. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  228. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  229. Ce n'est pas un canard
  230. cest ne pas un pipe
  231. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  232. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  233. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  234. check out my new pet
  235. Check out my new sonic oc!
  236. check out my usb sword!
  237. Christ, what an asshole.
  238. clever girl.....
  239. Click "Like" when you see it!
  240. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  241. Click to show secret text
  242. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  243. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  244. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  245. come on, put on the slippers.
  246. Come on party people, put your hands together
  247. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  248. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  249. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  250. Copernicus: The early years
  251. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  252. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  253. crawling and texting #badcombination
  254. Crocodile Pink Eye
  255. Cruise Kingdom
  256. cthulu caught me slipping
  257. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  258. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  259. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  260. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  261. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  262. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  263. Damn, two o'clock already?
  264. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  265. damned ninjas
  266. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  267. damn tree!
  268. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  269. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  270. Dawn: The Final day
  271. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  272. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  273. Day 12: it's going well I think
  274. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  275. Da_FEELS###!
  276. Deal with it
  277. Death star model 0.0.73
  278. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  279. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  280. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  281. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  282. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  283. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  284. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  285. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  286. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  287. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  288. diy abortion
  289. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  290. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  291. does my ass look big in this?
  292. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  293. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  294. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  295. dOG SHAMING
  296. Do I look fat in this photo?
  297. Do I look like a penguin?
  298. Dominos delivers!
  299. Do my feet look fat?
  300. Do my feet smell?
  301. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  302. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  303. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  304. Don't have a cow, man
  305. Don't inhale!
  306. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  307. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  308. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  309. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  310. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  311. Do the Harlem Shake
  312. Down time
  313. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  314. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  315. Do you have a lighter?
  316. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  317. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  318. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  319. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  320. Dryads. that is all.
  321. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  322. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  323. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  324. Dude, where's my car?
  325. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  326. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  327. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  328. Eating my breakfast!
  329. Eat my shorts
  330. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  331. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  332. emergency butter delivery
  333. engage!
  334. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  335. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  336. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  337. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  338. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  339. every breath you take, every move you make
  340. everyday i'm shoveling
  341. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  342. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  343. everything makes sense now
  344. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  345. Exes, am I right?
  346. Existance is an illusion
  347. Extreme beer pong
  348. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  349. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  350. Fancy
  351. father & daughter re-unite!
  352. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  353. feeding my pet
  354. Field Trip!
  355. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  356. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  357. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  358. finally got that squid stache
  359. Finally here!
  360. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  361. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  362. First day of school.
  363. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  364. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  365. First post, be friendly
  366. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  367. First time posting, please be nice
  368. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  369. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  370. flying car - it is now officially the future
  371. Flying fish had no affect on it
  372. FML
  373. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  374. Foiled again by the bell curve
  375. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  376. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  377. forgot to turn the oven off!
  378. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  379. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  380. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  381. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  382. for you
  383. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  384. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  385. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  386. found this on google maps earlier.
  387. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  388. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  389. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  390. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  391. Fucking CAKE
  392. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  393. Fulfilling western ideals!
  394. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  395. furrowed mustache
  396. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  397. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
  398. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  399. get your ass to mars
  400. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  401. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  402. go home elephant you are drunk
  403. Goldilocks party!
  404. Goodnight moon
  405. good old troubleshootin'
  406. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  407. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  408. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  409. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  410. Gotta catch em all.
  411. gotta take big ben down a peg
  412. Got your nose!
  413. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  414. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  415. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  416. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  417. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  418. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  419. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  420. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  421. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  422. Had to settle for a beard
  423. ha ha ha... no.
  424. haha oh my cat
  425. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  426. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  427. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  428. Hat in the cat strike back!
  429. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  430. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  431. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  432. He did say it was edible
  433. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  434. He left me! :ccc
  435. hello darkness my old friend
  436. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  437. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  438. help wanted. inquire within.
  439. He nailed it!
  440. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  441. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  442. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  443. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  444. He was never seen again
  445. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  446. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  447. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  448. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  449. hgghjg
  450. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  451. High Bro, five.
  452. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  453. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  454. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  455. HODOR!
  456. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  457. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  458. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  459. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  460. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  461. Houston, we are the problem
  462. Hoverboard to full power!
  463. How did I get here?
  464. How did I get here?!?
  465. How did the mars rover get here?
  466. How does this work again?
  467. how do i turn this off?
  468. how do you get the screensaver off?
  469. How is this still a thing?
  470. How many can there be?
  471. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  472. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  473. I'd call this experiment a success.
  474. I'll catch it one day
  475. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  476. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  477. i'll never get tired of this.
  478. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  479. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  480. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  481. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  482. I'm a fighter!
  483. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  484. I'm a Real Boy!
  485. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  486. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  487. I'm lost without your love, baby
  488. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  489. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  490. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  491. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  492. i'm now 75% more efficient
  493. I 'M out of the acorn
  494. I'm ready!
  495. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  496. I've been robbed!
  497. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  498. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  499. i've made a huge mistake
  500. I've made a huge mistake
  501. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  502. i've never felt so alone.
  503. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  504. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  505. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  506. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  507. I am a beautiful person.
  508. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  509. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  510. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  511. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  512. I blame supernasa
  513. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  514. I broke cookie clicker...
  515. I broke the etch & sketch
  516. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  517. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  518. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  519. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  520. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  521. I can has cheezburger?
  522. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  523. I can take photos with my teeth!
  524. I can walk on my hands
  525. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  526. I CHOOSE YOU!
  527. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  528. I don't get it either.
  529. I don't know
  530. I don't regret pressing the button
  531. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  532. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  533. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  534. I don't think this is working
  535. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  536. I don't want to set the world on fire
  537. i do the same thing at frat parties
  538. I dream of death
  539. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  540. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  541. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  542. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  543. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  544. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  545. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  546. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  547. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  548. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  549. I forgot to get a plane
  550. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  551. I fought the law. They won
  552. I found a three fingered kitten!
  553. I found it!!!!!!!
  554. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  555. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  556. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  557. If you're brave enough...
  558. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  559. If you've got a moustache...
  560. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  561. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  562. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  563. I got the job!
  564. I got this in the mail today
  565. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  566. I has a sad
  567. i hate it when this happens
  568. I hate this channel
  569. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  570. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  571. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  572. I have tasted many fish
  573. I just bought this
  574. I just can't see the point anymore
  575. I just don't get recursion.
  576. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  577. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  578. I just want to watch the world burn
  579. I knew I nailed it!
  580. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  581. I knew there would be side effects
  582. I like this picture
  583. I loled my head off!!!
  584. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  585. I lost my wits
  586. I lost my wrist
  587. i love a good featureless white void
  588. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  589. I love star wars!
  590. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  591. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  592. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  593. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  594. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  595. i need to do my laundry more often.
  596. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  597. I never understood that part of the bibile
  598. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  599. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  600. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  601. in line at the dmv
  602. In my dreams I'm always strong
  603. inner city air conditioning
  604. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  605. intertial reference frame, activate!
  606. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  607. in theathers, close to you
  608. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  609. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  610. introducing the yolo distribution
  611. i pushed this. was that bad?
  612. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  613. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  614. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  615. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  616. I say: nuts to that!
  617. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  618. is good idea yes
  619. I should really separate those
  620. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  621. Is it really today, already?
  622. I solved the debt crisis!
  623. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  624. is that a war walrus?
  625. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  626. is the eject button meant to do this?
  627. Is there really any point? FML
  628. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  629. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  630. is this just a fantasy?
  631. Is this real life?
  632. Is this room 101?
  633. Is this too cheesy?
  634. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  635. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  636. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  637. It's a cat ass trophy
  638. It's a Finger trap
  639. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  640. It's bigger after you put it together.
  641. it's in a good part of town
  642. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  643. It's not a good part of town
  644. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  645. it's not what you think
  646. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  647. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  648. it's pretty dark in this box
  649. It's the little things
  650. it's the minecraft world
  651. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  652. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  653. I think I can... I think I can
  654. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  655. I think I need new glasses.
  656. i think i need to get out more.
  657. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  658. I think there's something here
  659. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  660. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  661. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  662. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  663. I thought it would be bigger
  664. I thought of it, and it happened
  665. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  666. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  667. It is never safe.
  668. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  669. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  670. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  671. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  672. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  673. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  674. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  675. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  676. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  677. It was the rational response
  678. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  679. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  680. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  681. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  682. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  683. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  684. i was gonna eat that
  685. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  686. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  687. I was late
  688. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  689. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  690. I will take that one please
  691. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  692. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  693. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  694. I wonder what will this lead to...
  695. i wonder why you left me here.
  696. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  697. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  698. Jesus Wept
  699. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  700. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  701. Job interview today.
  702. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  703. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  704. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  705. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  706. Just a little more to the right
  707. just another cat video
  708. Just another day in paradise
  709. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  710. just cos()
  711. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  712. Just Got A new camera phone!
  713. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  714. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  715. Just one of those days
  716. just playing with my pet
  717. Just some home decorating
  718. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  719. just two more trips over the horizon
  720. kang, do i look good in this?
  721. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  722. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  723. ksp mission success
  724. Lack of cucumbers
  725. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  726. last march of the ents
  727. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  728. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  729. leapfrog, anyone?
  730. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  731. Legal Issues
  732. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  733. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  734. Let's have a blinking contest
  735. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  736. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  737. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  738. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  739. Life on the moon.
  740. Light traffic today.
  741. like my new haircut?
  742. Like my new nails?
  743. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  744. lol, no i didn't jump
  745. London
  746. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  747. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  748. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  749. look at me, i'm from England!
  750. Look at me jumping!
  751. Look at my dollar coin
  752. Look at my new blue dress!
  753. look at my new dog!
  754. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  755. Look at that fart propulsion
  756. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  757. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  758. look ma, no hands!
  759. Look out!
  760. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  761. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  762. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  763. look what happened to my satellite
  764. look what i found underneath my pillow
  765. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  766. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  767. Love is creepy
  768. love it!
  769. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  770. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  771. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  772. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  773. Magnificent as fuck
  774. Magnified 10,000 times
  775. Making a selfie.
  776. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  777. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  778. Man, it's windy
  779. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  780. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  781. Man in the Moon slumming
  782. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  783. Mari-OH
  784. mario Kart is harder in real life
  785. married a cat
  786. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  787. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  788. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  789. Maths are hard
  790. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  791. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  792. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  793. Me, before the topical ointment
  794. me and all my friends
  795. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  796. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  797. Me llamo t-bone
  798. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  799. Mentos and lava
  800. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  801. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  802. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  803. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  804. Minimalist cat
  805. Minister! We're running out of time.
  806. Mistakes were made.
  807. Mmm, Spider cake!
  808. mmm...vegemite...
  809. Monday mornings
  810. monkey movember
  811. moo!
  812. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  813. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  814. Moses lied to me.
  815. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  816. Muahahahahahah
  817. My 7 picture is upside down
  818. My baby is learning how to write!
  819. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  820. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  821. My cat barfed this out
  822. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  823. my cat is sick
  824. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  825. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  826. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  827. My clothes need a wash...
  828. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  829. My dad in the army
  830. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  831. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  832. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  833. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  834. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  835. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  836. My gout's acting up again
  837. My halloween costume
  838. My hero
  839. My Hobby: freaking people out
  840. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  841. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  842. My house is my castle
  843. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  844. my new boss
  845. My new cat is awesome
  846. my new duvet cover!
  847. My new haircut!
  848. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  849. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  850. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  851. My new tattoo
  852. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  853. My nose will grow now.
  854. My parents took away my phone privileges
  855. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  856. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  857. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  858. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  859. My selfie stick broke.
  860. My server cooling system.
  861. Myspace tom to ground control-
  862. my taco face
  863. My tastes are very... singular
  864. mYTH BUSTED!
  865. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  866. my wonderful dad!
  867. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  868. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  869. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  870. Nasa is fully funded
  871. Need a Haircut
  872. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  873. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  874. Never gonna give you up...
  875. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  876. New amazon product
  877. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  878. New car flipping world record set
  879. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  880. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  881. New haircut!
  882. New headcanon:
  883. New means to help collect more evidence
  884. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  885. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  886. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  887. new phone who dis
  888. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  889. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  890. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  891. NICE MULTIPANTS
  892. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  893. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  894. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  895. NO. JUST NO.
  896. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  897. No guitar without a sombrero
  898. No lie, this is delicious
  899. No more sorrow!
  900. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  901. no one ever suspected the shovel
  902. Nope nope nope nope nope
  903. No regrets on this new roofing material
  904. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  905. Not a fruit
  906. Not Again :(
  907. Not as healthy as it looks
  908. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  909. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  910. Nothing new under the sun
  911. Notice anything different?
  912. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  913. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  914. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  915. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  916. no wonder the cat always sits here
  917. Now turn it upside-down
  918. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  919. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  920. now you're hungry too.
  921. NUTS!
  922. Obama pardons Santa claus
  923. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  924. Oh, Canada...
  925. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  926. Oh, that's where I left them!
  927. Oh bother not again
  928. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  929. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  930. Oh God! It's happening again!
  931. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  932. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  933. Oh god is it still following me?
  934. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  935. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  936. Oh here we go
  937. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  938. oh look, a penny
  939. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  940. Oh No! Not again!
  941. Oh no! Not again.
  942. Oh no! Not Again.
  943. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  944. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  945. Oh no, it's the moon
  946. oh no you didn't
  947. Oh shit, not again.
  948. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  949. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  950. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  951. omfg, space bugs
  952. OMG! Kittens!
  953. OMG Becky look at her butt
  954. omg too much chiplote
  955. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  956. one does not simply wok into mordor
  957. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  958. One of the less popular Transformers.
  959. One of these things doesn't belong.
  960. One year ago I looked like this
  961. only 90s kids will get this!
  962. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  963. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  964. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  965. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  966. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  967. Oops.
  968. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  969. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  970. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  971. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  972. Oy, my giblets!
  973. Pants Optional
  974. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  975. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  976. Park and ride
  977. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  978. Parlez vous Francais?
  979. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  980. passed another hitch hiker
  981. peeling back the pages of history
  982. Penguins are people too #equality
  983. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  984. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  985. Perspective issues
  986. Philae lander found!
  987. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  988. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  989. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  990. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  991. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  992. Picking mushrooms
  993. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  994. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  995. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  996. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  997. Pizza TIME
  998. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  999. Please send help.
  1000. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1001. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  1002. PostPostModern art
  1003. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  1004. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  1005. Press 'continue' to abort.
  1006. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  1007. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  1008. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  1009. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  1010. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  1011. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1012. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  1013. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  1014. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  1015. prototype soccer ball
  1016. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  1017. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  1018.  ????????
  1019.  ??????????!
  1020.  ?????????????
  1021.  ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  1022.  ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  1023. quack quack, motherflipper
  1024. Quite.
  1025. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1026. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1027. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  1028. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1029. real letters have curves #Serif
  1030. really not how I thought I would die
  1031. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  1032. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  1033. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  1034. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  1035. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  1036. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  1037. reverse et
  1038. reverse microwave oven
  1039. rm -rf /
  1040. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1041. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  1042. Robots in much better disguise
  1043. Rock, paper, FACE
  1044. rofl
  1045. Rollerskating always was overrated
  1046. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  1047. run little ghost, run!
  1048. sad cow is sad
  1049. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1050. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  1051. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1052. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  1053. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1054. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1055. school's out!
  1056. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  1057. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  1058. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1059. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  1060. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1061. See it again in slo mo
  1062. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  1063. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  1064. Selfie #Nofilter
  1065. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  1066. Selfie in the morning
  1067. Self Portrait: Complete.
  1068. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1069. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  1070. share and enjoy
  1071. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  1072. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1073. should i see a doctor about this?
  1074. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  1075. SIDE GOER 4
  1076. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  1077. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  1078. smiling is for optimists
  1079. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1080. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  1081. So, it has come to this...
  1082. so, scientology...
  1083. So, this happened.
  1084. So...Magnets, right?
  1085. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  1086. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  1087. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  1088. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  1089. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  1090. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1091. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1092. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  1093. someone take this banana off my face
  1094. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  1095. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  1096. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  1097. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  1098. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  1099. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  1100. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1101. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  1102. Somewhere, this exists.
  1103. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1104. Soon. Soon...
  1105. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1106. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  1107. So thats What Jesus did
  1108. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  1109. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  1110. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1111. Spaaaaaaaace!
  1112. Spiders. Nope.
  1113. Spring has sprang
  1114. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1115. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  1116. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1117. stay away from my eggcorns
  1118. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  1119. stay out of my house, santa
  1120. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  1121. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1122. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  1123. Steve is realxing
  1124. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  1125. still better than last year in ottawa
  1126. stipple slash of saturn
  1127. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1128. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  1129. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1130. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1131. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1132. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  1133. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  1134. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  1135. such lambda
  1136. Sun deflation: optimal
  1137. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  1138. super high intensity training at NORAD
  1139. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  1140. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  1141. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1142. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  1143. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  1144. taken from earth orbit
  1145. take that atheists
  1146. take two, they are small
  1147. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1148. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1149. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  1150. terminal velocity is a myth
  1151. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  1152. Thanks!
  1153. Thanks Obama!
  1154. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  1155. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  1156. That's just not very funny
  1157. that's me!
  1158. THAT'S NO MOON
  1159. That's not a chicken
  1160. That's not a nut!
  1161. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  1162. that's one nasty burn!
  1163. That's too much, man!
  1164. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  1165. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1166. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  1167. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  1168. That is one dapper bird.
  1169. That sweater is so 2013
  1170. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1171. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  1172. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  1173. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  1174. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1175. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  1176. The best brick joke possible.
  1177. The birds found the hobbit hole
  1178. The building blocks of life
  1179. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  1180. The cat brought in another bird.
  1181. the charge of the light brigade
  1182. The choice is simple.
  1183. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1184. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1185. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  1186. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  1187. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  1188. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  1189. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  1190. the dog scanned my homework
  1191. The dress is black and white!
  1192. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  1193. The ents met the triffids
  1194. the event horizon returned
  1195. The evolution of fun
  1196. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1197. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  1198. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1199. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  1200. The French space program
  1201. the game begins...
  1202. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1203. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  1204. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1205. the hills have eyes
  1206. The HORROR!
  1207. The horrors of war
  1208. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1209. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1210. their love was doomed from the start...
  1211. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  1212. The knids are hungry
  1213. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  1214. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  1215. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  1216. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  1217. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1218. The Little Borg Prince
  1219. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1220. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  1221. The moon landing was a lie
  1222. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  1223. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1224. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1225. The newest Olympic sport
  1226. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1227. The next generation of crypto currencies
  1228. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1229. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  1230. the only people for me are the mad ones
  1231. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  1232. The Prodigy is in town!
  1233. The prophecy was true!
  1234. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  1235. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  1236. There's a third bump, growing fast
  1237. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  1238. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  1239. There goes the neighborhood...
  1240. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1241. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1242. there snow such thing as global warming
  1243. the rest is darkness and decay
  1244. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  1245. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1246. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1247. These aren't my sandwiches
  1248. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1249. These cravings will never stop
  1250. The secret to infinite storage space
  1251. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  1252. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  1253. The side of my car. #roadrage
  1254. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1255. The solution to all life's problems
  1256. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1257. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1258. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  1259. The taste stays with you forever
  1260. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1261. The time has come.
  1262. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  1263. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  1264. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
  1265. The unforgiving war on health
  1266. The view outside of my airplane window.
  1267. The vlog was better than the movie
  1268. the way of the future
  1269. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1270. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1271. They're all watching me
  1272. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1273. they dont need us anymore
  1274. they said be careful, we said yolo
  1275. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1276. they said we couldn't play god
  1277. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  1278. They see me rolling, they hating
  1279. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  1280. The Zebra was lying down
  1281. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1282. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1283. This apple got a face on it dog
  1284. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1285. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  1286. this didn't last long.
  1287. This elevator has no 'down'!
  1288. This explains everything
  1289. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  1290. This guy...
  1291. this guy keeps following me
  1292. This is a cat
  1293. This is a good idea
  1294. This is exactly what you think it is
  1295. This is how you get ants!
  1296. this is just a tribute #thed
  1297. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1298. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  1299. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1300. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  1301. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  1302. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1303. this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
  1304. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1305. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1306. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1307. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1308. This is what happiness looks like
  1309. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1310. This is what i had for breakfast
  1311. This is why I'm not an EMT
  1312. This is why we can't have good things
  1313. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  1314. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  1315. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  1316. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  1317. This needs a motivational text
  1318. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  1319. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  1320. This photo mooves me
  1321. This photo was taken from my basement
  1322. This photo was taken from my iphone
  1323. this plot is odd.
  1324. this was in the bible
  1325. this was my inspiration
  1326. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  1327. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  1328. those weren't Altoids.
  1329. Threaten large birds... check.
  1330. throwing epic shade!
  1331. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1332. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1333. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  1334. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1335. today's to do list
  1336. Today i am a Chinese clock
  1337. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  1338. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1339. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  1340. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  1341. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  1342. too much lens flare?
  1343. too much right beef
  1344. Top of the world
  1345. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  1346. To the victor go the spoils.
  1347. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  1348. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  1349. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  1350. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1351. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  1352. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  1353. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  1354. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1355. True Self-Control
  1356. truly, i am euphoric
  1357. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  1358. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  1359. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  1360. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  1361. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  1362. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  1363. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  1364. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1365. two great tastes that go great together
  1366. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1367. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  1368. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1369. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1370. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  1371. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  1372. Universe man, Universe man...
  1373. Unzipped sock
  1374. USB SUX
  1375. Use the force responsibly.
  1376. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  1377. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  1378. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  1379. Visual representation of Dubstep
  1380. void main() { fork; }
  1381. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1382. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1383. Wait, you can see that too
  1384. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  1385. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1386. Wait for it...
  1387. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1388. wake up sheeple!
  1389. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  1390. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  1391. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  1392. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  1393. WARRRBLGARBL
  1394. watching dune on shrooms
  1395. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1396. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  1397. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1398. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  1399. We've got a problem
  1400. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1401. We are not men. we are devo.
  1402. Weather's Crazy today
  1403. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  1404. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  1405. We didn't start the fire
  1406. Weeeee!!!
  1407. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  1408. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  1409. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  1410. welcome to Argentina
  1411. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  1412. welcome to the space jam
  1413. We live in a golden age!
  1414. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  1415. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1416. Well, now this is a thing.
  1417. well, so much for the space program
  1418. well, the keys are definitely lost....
  1419. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1420. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  1421. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1422. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1423. we sail the ocean orange
  1424. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  1425. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1426. Whale Selfie!
  1427. What, Me worry?
  1428. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1429. what a bummer
  1430. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  1431. What are pixels?
  1432. What are you, a dictionary?
  1433. What could go wrong?
  1434. What could possibly go wrong™?
  1435. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1436. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1437. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1438. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  1439. What has science done?!
  1440. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1441. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  1442. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  1443. What is your Pony Personality?
  1444. What? It's always that color.
  1445. what to have for breakfast?
  1446. When everything looks like a hammer
  1447. When pandas have nightmares
  1448. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1449. When you get a perfect score on your test
  1450. when you see it...
  1451. Where did THAT come from?
  1452. Where did this road come from?!?
  1453. where do all the cheetos go
  1454. Where do I plug this in?
  1455. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  1456. where to buy spanish ham ?
  1457. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  1458. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1459. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  1460. Who came first?
  1461. who do you think I am?
  1462. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  1463. whoops GPS error
  1464. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  1465. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1466. who sent me a bobcat?
  1467. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1468. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  1469. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  1470. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1471. Why are there ants on my face?!
  1472. Why did it have to end this Way?
  1473. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1474. Why do dogs like this?
  1475. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1476. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  1477. Why do people do this?
  1478. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  1479. Why potato why?
  1480. Why?
  1481. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1482. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  1483. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  1484. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  1485. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1486. worst horse ever :(
  1487. Worst pokemon ever
  1488. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  1489. Worth it for the karma.
  1490. would you choose the microwave over this?
  1491. Would you like to play a game?
  1492. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1493. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  1494. Wow. Just, Wow.
  1495. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1496. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  1497. WTF!?
  1498. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1499. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1500. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1501. YES
  1502. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1503. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1504. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1505. You are not a good person
  1506. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1507. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  1508. You did what in my tuba?
  1509. you know, for kids
  1510. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  1511. You must be new here.
  1512. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1513. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  1514. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1515. Zeus takes his revenge
  1516. Zoidgebra 101
  1517. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1518. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  1519. [user was banned for this text]
  1520. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1521. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  1522. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  1523. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1524. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1525. 突っ込むところもねい!
  1526. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1527. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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  99. Joe Biden
  100. Player Two
  101. Player One
  102. Norton Ghost Dad
  103. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  104. Sarah2005
  105. Christina Applecare
  106. Kathleen78
  107. Greg2004
  108. Tricia1
  109. Ruth3
  110. Mavis Bitcoin
  111. Bailey08
  112. Stacy07
  113. Charles18
  114. Alice1956
  115. Anonymous
  116. Frances51
  117. Steven02
  118. Sharon99
  119. Jack39
  120. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  121. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  122. Candice10
  123. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  124. Malik2
  125. Jada5
  126. Mark Zuckerberg
  127. Cynthia1995
  128. Jacob10
  129. Kristy2007
  130. Kaitlin1976
  131. Marie10
  132. John Wilkes Knuth
  133. Henry05
  134. Cheyenne1988
  135. Caden14
  136. Wil
  137. Tricia14
  138. Delta Elroy Backslash
  139. Stacy14
  140. Lord Gaga
  141. Padme Dorothy James
  142. Frances99
  143. Thomas2
  144. Emily15
  145. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  146. Dustin46
  147. Kenneth94
  148. Debbie62
  149. Kaden61
  150. Jonathan27
  151. Trinity1989
  152. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  153. S. G. Dukat
  154. Sierra7
  155. Amanda08
  156. Minecraft Holmes
  157. Taylor1990
  158. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  159. Sherri97
  160. Tim87
  161. Joshua80
  162. Ayden1952
  163. Taylor1998
  164. Gary1951
  165. Gary8
  166. Sarah55
  167. Dakota94
  168. Marie12
  169. DragonBall Cooper
  170. Louis Reasoner
  171. Jason15
  172. Marie3
  173. Madison80
  174. Flash Groupon
  175. Karen3
  176. Frances29
  177. Mark2007
  178. Elon Musk
  179. Marissa Mayer
  180. Michaela2006
  181. Lisa1995
  182. Virginia2006
  183. Tina Belcher
  184. Shaun6
  185. Susan11
  186. Notorious L.H.C.
  187. Keira10
  188. CMOS Def
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  190. Donna2
  191. Dunston Chexin
  192. Tonya22
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  194. Madison19
  195. Deborah3
  196. Aiden1
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  198. Ashley8
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  1. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  2. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  3. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  4. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  5. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  6. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  7. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  8. new phone who dis
  9. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  10. terminal velocity is a myth
  11. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  12. should i see a doctor about this?
  13. He did say it was edible
  14. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  15. Allons-Y!
  16. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  17. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  18. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  19. mario Kart is harder in real life
  20. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  21. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  22. Threaten large birds... check.
  23. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  24. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  25. Got your nose!
  26. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  27. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  28. ksp mission success
  29. All flesh is grass
  30. That's too much, man!
  31. Where did THAT come from?
  32. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  33. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  34. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  35. Not a fruit
  36. Cakephants are my new friends
  37. big ben is going down.
  38. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  39. Minister! We're running out of time.
  40. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  41. look what happened to my satellite
  42. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  43. Big bowl of star-flakes
  44. that's me!
  45. I've made a huge mistake
  46. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  47. Just another day in paradise
  48. Not Again :(
  49. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  50. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  51. Worth it for the karma.
  52. The knids are hungry
  53. First day of school.
  54. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  55. quack quack, motherflipper
  56. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  57. That's not a nut!
  58. like my new haircut?
  59. Crocodile Pink Eye
  60. now you're hungry too.
  61. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  62. one does not simply wok into mordor
  63. who do you think I am?
  64. The HORROR!
  65. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  66. Top of the world
  67. NO. JUST NO.
  68. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  69. #nofilter
  70. The time has come.
  71. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  72. First time posting, please be nice
  73. #fallingfromorbit
  74. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  75. I CHOOSE YOU!
  76. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  77. Do my feet look fat?
  78. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  79. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  80. Oh no, it's the moon
  81. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  82. two great tastes that go great together
  83. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  84. I say: nuts to that!
  85. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  86. the event horizon returned
  87. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  88. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  89. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  90. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  91. No guitar without a sombrero
  92. [user was banned for this text]
  93. I've been robbed!
  94. Thanks Obama!
  95. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  96. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  97. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  98.  ?????????????
  99. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  100. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  101. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  102. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  103. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  104. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  105. #me #throwbackthursday
  106. #DANGERZONE
  107. Wow. Just, Wow.
  108. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  109. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  110. Parlez vous Francais?
  111. Is this room 101?
  112. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  113. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  114. Rock, paper, FACE
  115. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  116. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  117. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  118. in theathers, close to you
  119. Somewhere, this exists.
  120. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  121. Ayyyy LMAO!
  122. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  123. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  124. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  125. my new duvet cover!
  126. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  127. Oh, that's where I left them!
  128. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  129. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  130. Hoverboard to full power!
  131. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  132. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  133. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  134. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  135. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  136. What could possibly go wrong™?
  137. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  138. ack
  139. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  140. #lifehacks
  141. #duckface
  142. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  143. does my ass look big in this?
  144. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  145. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  146. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  147. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  148. engage!
  149. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  150. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  151. check out my usb sword!
  152. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  153. too much lens flare?
  154. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  155. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  156. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  157. I dream of death
  158. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  159. leapfrog, anyone?
  160. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  161. #delfie
  162. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  163. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  164. Oh no! Not again.
  165. Why do people do this?
  166. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  167. You'll never guess what happens next...
  168. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  169. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  170. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  171. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  172. Today i am a Chinese clock
  173. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  174. Magnificent as fuck
  175. the rest is darkness and decay
  176. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  177. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  178. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  179. welcome to the space jam
  180. Wait for it...
  181. I thought it would be bigger
  182. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  183. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  184. So... those were real
  185. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  186. Click to show secret text
  187. This elevator has no 'down'!
  188. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  189. I don't want to set the world on fire
  190. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  191. I don't think this is working
  192. they're all dead, dave.
  193. Fancy
  194. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  195. Moses lied to me.
  196. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  197. omfg, space bugs
  198. found this on google maps earlier.
  199. Check out my new sonic oc!
  200. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  201. get your ass to mars
  202. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  203. Dominos delivers!
  204. How did I get here?!?
  205. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  206. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  207. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  208. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  209. reverse microwave oven
  210. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  211. WARRRBLGARBL
  212. back on tinder!
  213. Damn, two o'clock already?
  214. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  215. My Hobby: freaking people out
  216. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  217. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  218. Fucking CAKE
  219. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  220. Best Halloween costume yet!
  221. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  222. These aren't my sandwiches
  223. This photo was taken from my iphone
  224. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  225. I'm a fighter!
  226. Copernicus: The early years
  227. Prius Love
  228. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  229. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  230. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  231. My dad in the army
  232. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  233. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  234. I'm a Real Boy!
  235. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  236. bowTieght!
  237. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  238. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  239. Aaaaaargh
  240. australia is not NZ!
  241. #hoax
  242. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  243. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  244. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  245. Sun deflation: optimal
  246. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  247. Nasa is fully funded
  248. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  249. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  250. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  251. #Long_Exposure
  252. The secret to infinite storage space
  253. The birds found the hobbit hole
  254. Bazookateer crossing
  255. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  256. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  257. First post, be friendly
  258. Apparently it's a thing now...
  259. I think I need new glasses.
  260. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  261. HODOR!
  262. forgot to turn the oven off!
  263. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  264. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  265. amazons newest delivery method
  266. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  267. i'll never get tired of this.
  268. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  269. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  270. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  271. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  272. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  273. #vampiremirrorselfie
  274. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  275. best republican caucus ever!
  276. So, this happened.
  277. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  278. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  279. flying car - it is now officially the future
  280. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  281. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  282. So...Magnets, right?
  283. what a bummer
  284. Why do dogs like this?
  285. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  286. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  287. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  288. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  289. rm -rf /
  290. best day evar!!!!
  291. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  292. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  293. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  294. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  295. Where did this road come from?!?
  296. #Toobigtofall
  297. If you're brave enough...
  298. My selfie stick broke.
  299. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  300. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  301. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  302. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  303. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  304. everything makes sense now
  305. Visual representation of Dubstep
  306. Cant explain that
  307. i need to do my laundry more often.
  308. Mari-OH
  309. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  310. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  311. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  312. hello darkness my old friend
  313. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  314. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  315. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  316. Alan?
  317. The prophecy was true!
  318. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  319. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  320. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  321. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  322. Nothing new under the sun
  323. whoops GPS error
  324. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  325. The cat brought in another bird.
  326. So thats What Jesus did
  327. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  328. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  329. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  330. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  331. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  332. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  333. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  334. New means to help collect more evidence
  335. this was in the bible
  336. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  337. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  338. passed another hitch hiker
  339. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  340. Is this real life?
  341. Dude, where's my car?
  342. Spiders. Nope.
  343. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  344. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  345. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  346. Why are there ants on my face?!
  347. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  348. the saddest moment of my childhood
  349. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  350. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  351. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  352. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  353. Press 'continue' to abort.
  354. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  355. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  356. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  357. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  358. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  359. #Hopeicanfly
  360. moo!
  361. #Nailpolish
  362. I solved the debt crisis!
  363. Oops.
  364. My server cooling system.
  365. well, so much for the space program
  366. are you sure this is a commandline?
  367. damned ninjas
  368. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  369. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  370. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  371. The Prodigy is in town!
  372. emergency butter delivery
  373. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  374. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  375. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  376. look ma, no hands!
  377. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  378. welcome to Argentina
  379. New car flipping world record set
  380. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  381. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  382. This is what i had for breakfast
  383. #toothproblems
  384. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  385. 突っ込むところもねい!
  386. Oh god is it still following me?
  387. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  388. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  389. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  390. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  391. help wanted. inquire within.
  392. would you choose the microwave over this?
  393. He nailed it!
  394. Oy, my giblets!
  395. 💩
  396. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  397. Need a Haircut
  398. Don't have a cow, man
  399. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  400. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  401. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  402. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  403. i've never felt so alone.
  404. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  405. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  406. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  407. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  408. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  409. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  410. reverse et
  411. What are pixels?
  412. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  413. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  414. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  415. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  416. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  417. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  418. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  419. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  420. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  421. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  422. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  423. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  424. My new cat is awesome
  425. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  426. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  427. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  428. capes are in fashion
  429. It's a Finger trap
  430. #BROKEN
  431. lol, no i didn't jump
  432. Mentos and lava
  433. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  434. YES
  435. I blame supernasa
  436. He was never seen again
  437. and suddenly, popcorn
  438. I never understood that part of the bibile
  439. My baby is learning how to write!
  440. I have tasted many fish
  441. #nomakeup #justnatural
  442. So, it has come to this...
  443. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  444. This needs a motivational text
  445. Perspective issues
  446. #flavorbomb
  447. Bay-bae lolz
  448. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  449. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  450. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  451. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  452. take two, they are small
  453. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  454. #illuminati
  455. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  456. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  457. The choice is simple.
  458. We didn't start the fire
  459. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  460. about to die lol
  461. Banana invasion in progress
  462. The moon landing was a lie
  463. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  464. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  465. Like my new nails?
  466. I can take photos with my teeth!
  467. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  468. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  469. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  470. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  471. Oh God! It's happening again!
  472. There goes the neighborhood...
  473. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  474. and then there were nine
  475. Foiled again by the bell curve
  476. i wonder why you left me here.
  477. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  478. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  479. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  480. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  481. I thought of it, and it happened
  482. Man, that was the best party in my life
  483. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  484. I'm lost without your love, baby
  485. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  486. The unforgiving war on health
  487. Self Portrait: Complete.
  488. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  489. I lost my wits
  490. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  491. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  492. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  493. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  494. void main() { fork; }
  495. My hero
  496. These cravings will never stop
  497. Burrito night
  498. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  499. Man, it's windy
  500. Steve is realxing
  501. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  502. Field Trip!
  503. Magnified 10,000 times
  504. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  505. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  506. My tastes are very... singular
  507. Do I look like a penguin?
  508. Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
  509. One of those mornings...
  510. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  511. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  512. last march of the ents
  513. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  514. Zoidgebra 101
  515. stay away from my eggcorns
  516. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  517. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  518. Light traffic today.
  519. Always get a full nights rest
  520. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  521. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  522. My house is my castle
  523. #caturday
  524. This apple got a face on it dog
  525. is the eject button meant to do this?
  526. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  527. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  528. London
  529. She's got interesting taste in men.
  530. when you see it...
  531. It's the little things
  532. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  533. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  534. damn tree!
  535. An unsuccessful bike design...
  536. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  537. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  538. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  539. did this exist as a microwave?
  540. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  541. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  542. Look out!
  543. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  544. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  545. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  546. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  547. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  548. The solution to all life's problems
  549. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  550. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  551. run little ghost, run!
  552. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  553. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  554. My cat barfed this out
  555. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  556. Who came first?
  557. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  558. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  559. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  560. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  561. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  562. today's to do list
  563. every breath you take, every move you make
  564. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  565. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  566. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  567. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  568. really not how I thought I would die
  569. sad cow is sad
  570. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  571. cest ne pas un pipe
  572. SIDE GOER 4
  573. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  574. I don't know
  575. Ce n'est pas un canard
  576. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  577. mYTH BUSTED!
  578. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  579. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  580. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  581. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  582. *Tips fedora*
  583. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  584. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  585. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  586. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  587. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  588. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  589. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  590. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  591. I just want to watch the world burn
  592. The building blocks of life
  593. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  594. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  595. This is a cat
  596. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  597. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  598. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  599. I just can't see the point anymore
  600. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  601. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  602. #CATSANDBIRDS
  603. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  604. watching dune on shrooms
  605. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  606. #notallmen
  607. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  608. Park and ride
  609. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  610. the charge of the light brigade
  611. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  612. Do I look fat in this photo?
  613. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  614. love it!
  615. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  616. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  617. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  618. The horrors of war
  619. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  620. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  621. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  622. this guy keeps following me
  623. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  624. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  625. just two more trips over the horizon
  626. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  627. I think there's something here
  628. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  629. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  630. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  631. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  632. This is twitter, right? #confused
  633. #nomakeup #natural
  634. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  635. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  636. The French space program
  637. cthulu caught me slipping
  638. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  639. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  640. introducing the yolo distribution
  641. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  642. apple's new offering: iscream
  643. I'll catch it one day
  644. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  645. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  646. Zeus takes his revenge
  647. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  648. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  649. #satellite #navigation
  650. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  651. Houston, we are the problem
  652. Oh here we go
  653. >< ))*>
  654. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  655. haha oh my cat
  656. is good idea yes
  657. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  658. Spaaaaaaaace!
  659. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  660. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  661. monkey movember
  662. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  663. #blessed
  664. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  665. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  666. "...The Aristocrats."
  667. my taco face
  668. Whale Selfie!
  669. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  670. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  671. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  672. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  673. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  674. no wonder the cat always sits here
  675. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  676. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  677. worst horse ever :(
  678. prototype soccer ball
  679. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  680. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  681. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  682. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  683. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  684. Muahahahahahah
  685. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  686. Extreme beer pong
  687. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  688. bit nosy, aren't you?
  689. Philae lander found!
  690. they said be careful, we said yolo
  691. Obama pardons Santa claus
  692. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  693. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  694. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  695. One year ago I looked like this
  696. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  697. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  698. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  699. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  700. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  701. The moon looks weird today
  702. #hashtag
  703. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  704. Max gentleman
  705. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  706. just another cat video
  707. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  708. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  709. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  710. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  711. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  712. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  713. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  714. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  715. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  716. 3 year olds first lego experience
  717. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  718. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  719. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  720. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  721. NICE MULTIPANTS
  722. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  723. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  724. where to buy spanish ham ?
  725. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  726. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  727. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  728. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  729. the way of the future
  730. I was late
  731. i hate it when this happens
  732. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  733. I'd call this experiment a success.
  734. Unzipped sock
  735. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  736. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  737. kang, do i look good in this?
  738. Universe man, Universe man...
  739. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  740. New haircut!
  741. I just bought this
  742. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  743. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  744. come on, put on the slippers.
  745. My new tattoo
  746. #DrinkSaltwater
  747. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  748. Mistakes were made.
  749. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  750. school's out!
  751. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  752. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  753. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  754. super high intensity training at NORAD
  755. The view outside of my airplane window.
  756. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  757. The vlog was better than the movie
  758. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  759. Death star model 0.0.73
  760. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  761. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  762. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  763. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  764. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  765. i'm now 75% more efficient
  766. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  767. We live in a golden age!
  768. To infinity and Birdyond!
  769. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  770. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  771. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  772. Is this too cheesy?
  773. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  774. You must be new here.
  775. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  776. Nope nope nope nope nope
  777. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  778. those weren't Altoids.
  779. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  780. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  781. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  782. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  783. Use the force responsibly.
  784. Come on party people, put your hands together
  785. Monday mornings
  786. this was my inspiration
  787. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  788. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  789. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  790. New amazon product
  791. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  792. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  793. I think I can... I think I can
  794. I am a beautiful person.
  795. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  796. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  797. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  798. diy abortion
  799. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  800. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  801. in line at the dmv
  802. truly, i am euphoric
  803. so, scientology...
  804. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  805. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  806. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  807. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  808. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  809. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  810. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  811. How many can there be?
  812. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  813. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  814. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  815. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  816. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  817. Black begins and wins.
  818. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  819. The ents met the triffids
  820. inner city air conditioning
  821. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  822. me and all my friends
  823. #notamodel #nofilter
  824. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  825. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  826. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  827. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  828. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  829. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  830. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  831. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  832. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  833. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  834. Now turn it upside-down
  835. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  836. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  837. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  838. Black box recorder
  839. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  840. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  841. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  842. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  843. I lost my wrist
  844. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  845. I can has cheezburger?
  846. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  847. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  848. wake up sheeple!
  849. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  850. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  851. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  852. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  853. everyday i'm shoveling
  854. This is exactly what you think it is
  855. What, Me worry?
  856. oh no you didn't
  857. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  858. how do i turn this off?
  859. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  860. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  861. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  862. still, i think it was a good idea
  863. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  864. Soon. Soon...
  865. This is why we can't have good things
  866. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  867. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  868. I 'M out of the acorn
  869. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  870. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  871. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  872. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  873. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  874. One of the less popular Transformers.
  875. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  876. That is one dapper bird.
  877. Eat my shorts
  878. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  879. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  880. stipple slash of saturn
  881. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  882. My nose will grow now.
  883. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  884. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  885. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  886. Yeah... never gonna happen
  887. Oh no! Not Again.
  888. I broke the etch & sketch
  889. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  890. #this_is_sparta
  891. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  892. Is it really today, already?
  893. ha ha ha... no.
  894. I'm ready!
  895. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  896. #DARE to #DREAM
  897. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  898. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  899. I found a three fingered kitten!
  900. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  901. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  902. An eight-stringed octopus?
  903. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  904. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  905. Would you like to play a game?
  906. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  907. No more sorrow!
  908. Picking mushrooms
  909. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  910. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  911. A window into my soul
  912. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  913. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  914. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  915. #bedhead
  916. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  917. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  918. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  919. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  920. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  921. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  922. smiling is for optimists
  923. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  924. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  925. Just Got A new camera phone!
  926. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  927. Burnination? Huh?
  928. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  929. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  930. AGHHHHH
  931. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  932. Rollerskating always was overrated
  933. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  934. The next generation of crypto currencies
  935. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  936. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  937. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  938. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  939. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  940. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  941. Goldilocks party!
  942. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  943. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  944. Existance is an illusion
  945. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  946. Any hatchlings in here?
  947. The side of my car. #roadrage
  948. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  949. the only people for me are the mad ones
  950. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  951. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  952. You did what in my tuba?
  953. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  954. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  955. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  956. I knew there would be side effects
  957. step one: cut a hole in the box
  958. Da_FEELS###!
  959. We've got a problem
  960. check out my new pet
  961. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  962. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  963. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  964. Mmm, Spider cake!
  965. Maths are hard
  966. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  967. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  968. Where do I plug this in?
  969. no one ever suspected the shovel
  970. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  971. Do you have a lighter?
  972. Penguins are people too #equality
  973. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  974. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  975. THis is a love/hate poem.
  976. Sorry for the potato quality.
  977. Look at that fart propulsion
  978. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  979. What? It's always that color.
  980. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  981. OMG! Kittens!
  982. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  983. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  984. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  985. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  986. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  987. He left me! :ccc
  988. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  989. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  990. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  991. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  992. This is a good idea
  993. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  994. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  995. how do you get the screensaver off?
  996. Oh bother not again
  997. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  998. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  999. my new boss
  1000. my cat is sick
  1001. A job so boring a bird could do it
  1002. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  1003. This photo was taken from my basement
  1004. Me, before the topical ointment
  1005. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  1006. My parents took away my phone privileges
  1007. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  1008. their love was doomed from the start...
  1009. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  1010. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  1011. they said we couldn't play god
  1012. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  1013. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  1014. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  1015. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  1016. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  1017. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  1018. for you
  1019. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  1020. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  1021. is that a war walrus?
  1022. what to have for breakfast?
  1023. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  1024. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  1025. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  1026. Notice anything different?
  1027. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  1028. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  1029. I broke cookie clicker...
  1030. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  1031. look what i found underneath my pillow
  1032. That's not a chicken
  1033. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  1034. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  1035. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  1036. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  1037. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  1038. and to think this is where it all started
  1039. I got the job!
  1040. Never gonna give you up...
  1041. #twinsies
  1042. In my dreams I'm always strong
  1043. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  1044. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  1045. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  1046. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  1047. True Self-Control
  1048. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  1049. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  1050. The best brick joke possible.
  1051. I got this in the mail today
  1052. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1053. it's in a good part of town
  1054. father & daughter re-unite!
  1055. Well, now this is a thing.
  1056. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  1057. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  1058. I forgot to get a plane
  1059. This explains everything
  1060. my wonderful dad!
  1061. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  1062. Spring has sprang
  1063. Had to settle for a beard
  1064. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  1065. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1066. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  1067. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  1068. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  1069. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1070. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  1071. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  1072. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  1073. And so the hunt begins!
  1074. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1075. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  1076. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  1077. #Donthate #Truelove
  1078. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  1079. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1080. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  1081. This is why I'm not an EMT
  1082. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  1083. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  1084. Oh, Canada...
  1085. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1086. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  1087. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  1088. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  1089. Cruise Kingdom
  1090. What has science done?!
  1091. Oh shit, not again.
  1092. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  1093. Oh No! Not again!
  1094. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  1095. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  1096. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  1097. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  1098. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  1099. Worst pokemon ever
  1100. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1101. The Little Borg Prince
  1102. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  1103. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1104. Have fun in the Alps lol
  1105. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  1106. Day 12: it's going well I think
  1107. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  1108. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  1109. just cos()
  1110. Is there really any point? FML
  1111. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  1112. this is just a tribute #thed
  1113. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  1114. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  1115. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  1116. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  1117. No lie, this is delicious
  1118. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1119. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  1120. it's pretty dark in this box
  1121. That sweater is so 2013
  1122. I can walk on my hands
  1123. just playing with my pet
  1124. Deal with it
  1125. peeling back the pages of history
  1126. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  1127. The newest Olympic sport
  1128. #Photobomb
  1129. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1130. clever girl.....
  1131. Please send help.
  1132. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  1133. Pizza TIME
  1134. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1135. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  1136. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  1137. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  1138. Wait, you can see that too
  1139. that's one nasty burn!
  1140. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  1141. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  1142. Weeeee!!!
  1143. This guy...
  1144. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  1145. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  1146. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  1147. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1148. I should really separate those
  1149. I just don't get recursion.
  1150. still better than last year in ottawa
  1151. new drupal logo
  1152. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1153. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  1154. There's a third bump, growing fast
  1155. I has a sad
  1156. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  1157. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  1158. Target Found.
  1159. Robots in much better disguise
  1160. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  1161. the game begins...
  1162. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  1163. good old troubleshootin'
  1164. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  1165. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  1166. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1167. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1168. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  1169. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  1170. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1171. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  1172. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  1173. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  1174. big data strikes back
  1175. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  1176. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  1177. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  1178. only 90s kids will get this!
  1179. Another one bites the dust
  1180. Fulfilling western ideals!
  1181. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  1182. What could go wrong?
  1183. My new haircut!
  1184. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  1185. "I am So. Much. More."
  1186. I wonder what will this lead to...
  1187. take that atheists
  1188. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  1189. this plot is odd.
  1190. New headcanon:
  1191. Just some home decorating
  1192. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  1193. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  1194. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  1195. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1196. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1197. Don't inhale!
  1198. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  1199. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  1200. I loled my head off!!!
  1201. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  1202. April Fools!
  1203. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  1204. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  1205. i was gonna eat that
  1206. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  1207. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  1208. I'd tap dat.
  1209. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1210. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  1211. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1212. Why potato why?
  1213. Why?
  1214. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  1215. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
  1216. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1217. bURMA sHAVE!
  1218. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  1219. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  1220. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  1221. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  1222. Do the Harlem Shake
  1223. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  1224. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  1225. Lack of cucumbers
  1226. Are you kidding me?
  1227. I don't know how to play...
  1228. Life on the moon.
  1229. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  1230. finally got that squid stache
  1231. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  1232. WTF!?
  1233. i do the same thing at frat parties
  1234. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  1235. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  1236. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  1237. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  1238. Just one of those days
  1239. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  1240. #comfortfood
  1241. what's a lens cap?
  1242. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  1243. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  1244. Selfie in the morning
  1245. That's just not very funny
  1246. it's not what you think
  1247. Best map projection ever
  1248. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  1249. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  1250. PostPostModern art
  1251. THAT'S NO MOON
  1252. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1253. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  1254. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  1255. Let's have a blinking contest
  1256. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1257. Why did it have to end this Way?
  1258. i think i need to get out more.
  1259. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  1260. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  1261. dOG SHAMING
  1262. I found it!!!!!!!
  1263. hgghjg
  1264. You are not a good person
  1265. Not as healthy as it looks
  1266. It's a cat ass trophy
  1267. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  1268. i pushed this. was that bad?
  1269. Hat in the cat strike back!
  1270. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  1271. One of these things doesn't belong.
  1272. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  1273. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  1274. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  1275. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  1276. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  1277. is this just a fantasy?
  1278. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  1279. They see me rolling, they hating
  1280. When you get a perfect score on your test
  1281. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1282. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  1283. too much right beef
  1284. As you can see It's windy out here
  1285. this didn't last long.
  1286. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  1287. where do all the cheetos go
  1288. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  1289. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  1290. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  1291. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1292. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1293. Thanks!
  1294. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  1295. Me llamo t-bone
  1296. Beyond Level 256...
  1297. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1298. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  1299. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1300. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  1301. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  1302. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1303. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  1304. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1305. mmm...vegemite...
  1306. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  1307. such lambda
  1308. crawling and texting #badcombination
  1309. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1310. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1311. Look at me jumping!
  1312. there snow such thing as global warming
  1313. Does this look infected?
  1314. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  1315. real letters have curves #Serif
  1316. I hate this channel
  1317. furrowed mustache
  1318. <3 hanging out with saruman
  1319. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  1320. Christ, what an asshole.
  1321. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1322. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  1323. I like this picture
  1324. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1325. taken from earth orbit
  1326. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  1327. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  1328. #justnasathings
  1329. What are you, a dictionary?
  1330. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  1331. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1332. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1333. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  1334. It's not a good part of town
  1335. FML
  1336. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  1337. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1338. My gout's acting up again
  1339. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1340. 8.5 hours later...
  1341. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1342. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  1343. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  1344. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  1345. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1346. feeding my pet
  1347. It was the rational response
  1348. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1349. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  1350. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  1351. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  1352. Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
  1353. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  1354. Captain obvious strikes again
  1355. Jesus Wept
  1356. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  1357. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1358. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  1359. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  1360. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  1361. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  1362. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  1363. Pants Optional
  1364. Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
  1365. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  1366. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  1367. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  1368. Love is creepy
  1369. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  1370. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1371. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1372. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  1373. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  1374. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  1375. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1376. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  1377. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  1378. Look at my dollar coin
  1379. share and enjoy
  1380. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1381. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  1382. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  1383. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1384. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  1385. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  1386. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  1387. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  1388. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  1389. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  1390. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1391. They're watching us.
  1392. Down time
  1393. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1394. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  1395. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  1396. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  1397. they dont need us anymore
  1398. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1399. Evolution of puzzles
  1400. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1401. Just a little more to the right
  1402. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  1403. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1404. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  1405. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  1406. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  1407. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1408. NUTS!
  1409. How did the mars rover get here?
  1410. oh look, a penny
  1411. When everything looks like a hammer
  1412. Quite.
  1413. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1414. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  1415. Minimalist cat
  1416. Job interview today.
  1417. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  1418. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  1419. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  1420. The evolution of fun
  1421. The signal came from this sector
  1422. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1423. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  1424. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  1425. This is how you get ants!
  1426. OMG Becky look at her butt
  1427. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1428. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1429. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  1430. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  1431. go home elephant you are drunk
  1432. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  1433. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  1434. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1435. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  1436. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1437. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  1438. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1439. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  1440. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1441. How does this work again?
  1442. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1443. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1444. It is never safe.
  1445. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  1446. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1447. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  1448. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  1449. you know, for kids
  1450. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1451. First day at school
  1452. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  1453. The dress is black and white!
  1454. look at me, i'm from England!
  1455. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  1456. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  1457. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  1458. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1459. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1460. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  1461. Talking to my fans...
  1462. It's bigger after you put it together.
  1463. intertial reference frame, activate!
  1464. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  1465. If you've got a moustache...
  1466. Look at my new blue dress!
  1467. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1468. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1469. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  1470. Selfie #Nofilter
  1471. My clothes need a wash...
  1472. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1473. someone take this banana off my face
  1474. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  1475. The taste stays with you forever
  1476. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  1477. Am I a Pokemon?
  1478. What is your Pony Personality?
  1479. i love a good featureless white void
  1480. This photo mooves me
  1481. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1482. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  1483. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1484. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1485. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1486. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1487. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1488. #giganticflower #headshot
  1489. Finally here!
  1490. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1491. When pandas have nightmares
  1492. a spherical cow
  1493. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  1494. I will take that one please
  1495. Eating my breakfast!


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  1. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  2. You'll never guess what happens next...
  3. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  4. Wow. Just, Wow.
  5. two great tastes that go great together
  6. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  7. forgot to turn the oven off!
  8. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  9. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  10. damn tree!
  11. I lost my wrist
  12. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  13. super high intensity training at NORAD
  14. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  15. #justnasathings
  16. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  17. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  18. hello darkness my old friend
  19. The HORROR!
  20. Why do people do this?
  21. I say: nuts to that!
  22. New means to help collect more evidence
  23. Had to settle for a beard
  24. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  25. So, this happened.
  26. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  27. I found a three fingered kitten!
  28. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  29. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  30. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  31. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  32. mYTH BUSTED!
  33. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  34. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  35. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  36. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  37. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  38. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  39. #DrinkSaltwater
  40. Not a fruit
  41. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  42. me and all my friends
  43. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  44. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  45. All flesh is grass
  46. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  47. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  48. Come on party people, put your hands together
  49. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  50. is the eject button meant to do this?
  51. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  52. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  53. New car flipping world record set
  54. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  55. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  56. Light traffic today.
  57. Is this room 101?
  58. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  59. Oh bother not again
  60. Unzipped sock
  61. This is a cat
  62. Eat my shorts
  63. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  64. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  65. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  66. Yeah... never gonna happen
  67. No guitar without a sombrero
  68. check out my new pet
  69. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  70. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  71. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  72. That sweater is so 2013
  73. #Long_Exposure
  74. I don't think this is working
  75. Thanks!
  76. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  77. You must be new here.
  78. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  79. #nofilter
  80. Today i am a Chinese clock
  81. I never understood that part of the bibile
  82. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  83. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  84. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  85. would you choose the microwave over this?
  86. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  87. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  88. I dream of death
  89. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  90. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  91. My hero
  92. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  93. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  94. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  95. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  96. in line at the dmv
  97. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  98. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  99. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  100. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  101. This guy...
  102. This is why I'm not an EMT
  103. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  104. <3 hanging out with saruman
  105. just cos()
  106. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  107. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  108. Mmm, Spider cake!
  109. leapfrog, anyone?
  110. welcome to the space jam
  111. The Zebra was lying down
  112. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  113. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  114. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  115. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  116. Magnified 10,000 times
  117. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  118. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  119. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  120. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  121. Threaten large birds... check.
  122. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  123. There's a third bump, growing fast
  124. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  125. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  126. Steve is realxing
  127. A job so boring a bird could do it
  128. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  129. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  130. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  131. 突っ込むところもねい!
  132. Spaaaaaaaace!
  133. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  134. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  135. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  136. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  137. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  138. smiling is for optimists
  139. my new duvet cover!
  140. Do my feet look fat?
  141. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  142. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  143. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  144. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  145. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  146. The time has come.
  147. is good idea yes
  148. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  149. Pizza TIME
  150. The next generation of crypto currencies
  151. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  152. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  153. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  154. The best brick joke possible.
  155. Don't have a cow, man
  156. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  157. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  158. These cravings will never stop
  159. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  160. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  161. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  162. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  163. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  164. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  165. I'd call this experiment a success.
  166. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  167. The solution to all life's problems
  168. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  169. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  170. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  171. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  172. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  173. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  174. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  175. emergency butter delivery
  176. i'm now 75% more efficient
  177. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  178. i was gonna eat that
  179. #bedhead
  180. Me, before the topical ointment
  181. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  182. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  183. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  184. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  185. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  186. The unforgiving war on health
  187. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  188. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  189. take two, they are small
  190. Allons-Y!
  191. what to have for breakfast?
  192. Why potato why?
  193. back on tinder!
  194. I broke cookie clicker...
  195. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  196. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  197. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  198. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  199. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  200. too much right beef
  201. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  202. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  203. look what i found underneath my pillow
  204. take that atheists
  205. Crocodile Pink Eye
  206. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  207. Things Lost in couch cushions
  208. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  209. I knew there would be side effects
  210. Nope nope nope nope nope
  211. I broke the etch & sketch
  212. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  213. #vampiremirrorselfie
  214. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  215. Aaaaaargh
  216. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  217. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  218. I think there's something here
  219. Worst pokemon ever
  220. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  221. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  222. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  223. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  224. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  225. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  226. Where did THAT come from?
  227. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  228. #toothproblems
  229. You did what in my tuba?
  230. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  231. This apple got a face on it dog
  232. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  233. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  234. #Donthate #Truelove
  235. should i see a doctor about this?
  236. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  237. I blame supernasa
  238. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  239. That's just not very funny
  240. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  241. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  242. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  243. Rollerskating always was overrated
  244. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  245. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  246. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  247. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  248. First day of school.
  249. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  250. this was my inspiration
  251. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  252. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  253. Don't inhale!
  254. My baby is learning how to write!
  255. Like my new nails?
  256. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  257. they said we couldn't play god
  258. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  259. Oh god is it still following me?
  260. When you get a perfect score on your test
  261. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  262. like my new haircut?
  263. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  264. Just Got A new camera phone!
  265. Just one of those days
  266. NICE MULTIPANTS
  267. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  268. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  269. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  270. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  271. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  272. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  273. ack
  274. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  275. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  276. AGHHHHH
  277. Is this real life?
  278. He was never seen again
  279. new phone who dis
  280. hgghjg
  281. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  282. bURMA sHAVE!
  283. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  284. The Little Borg Prince
  285. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  286. Universe man, Universe man...
  287. Fancy
  288. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  289. no one ever suspected the shovel
  290. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  291. What, Me worry?
  292. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  293. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  294. Mentos and lava
  295. cthulu caught me slipping
  296. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  297. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  298. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  299. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  300. The secret to infinite storage space
  301. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  302. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  303. What could go wrong?
  304. those weren't Altoids.
  305. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  306. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  307. i do the same thing at frat parties
  308. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  309. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  310. Hoverboard to full power!
  311. Goldilocks party!
  312. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  313. He nailed it!
  314. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  315. This photo was taken from my basement
  316. when you see it...
  317. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  318. #Toobigtofall
  319. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  320. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  321. Perspective issues
  322. I'm lost without your love, baby
  323. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  324. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  325. peeling back the pages of history
  326. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  327. lol, no i didn't jump
  328. get your ass to mars
  329. YES
  330. The building blocks of life
  331. Cruise Kingdom
  332. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  333. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  334. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  335. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  336. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  337. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  338. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  339. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  340. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  341. this is just a tribute #thed
  342. I got the job!
  343. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  344. rm -rf /
  345. I just can't see the point anymore
  346. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  347. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  348. #Nailpolish
  349. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  350. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  351. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  352. welcome to Argentina
  353. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  354. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  355. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  356. Self Portrait: Complete.
  357. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  358. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  359. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  360. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  361. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  362. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  363. whoops GPS error
  364. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  365. the charge of the light brigade
  366. prototype soccer ball
  367. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  368. every breath you take, every move you make
  369. I wonder what will this lead to...
  370. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  371. Houston, we are the problem
  372. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  373. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  374. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  375. My new tattoo
  376. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  377. reverse et
  378. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  379. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  380. Soon. Soon...
  381. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  382. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  383. Ce n'est pas un canard
  384. "I am So. Much. More."
  385. bit nosy, aren't you?
  386. my wonderful dad!
  387. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  388. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  389. #notallmen
  390. This is exactly what you think it is
  391. The view outside of my airplane window.
  392. Just another day in paradise
  393. Mistakes were made.
  394. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  395. go home elephant you are drunk
  396. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  397. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  398. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  399. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  400. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  401. My gout's acting up again
  402. now you're hungry too.
  403. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  404. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  405. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  406. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  407. The infamous Snow-muon.
  408. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  409. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  410. Got your nose!
  411. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  412. Field Trip!
  413. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  414. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  415. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  416. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  417. I lost my wits
  418. Oy, my giblets!
  419. Oh no! Not Again.
  420. Me llamo t-bone
  421. [user was banned for this text]
  422. Oh no! Not again.
  423. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  424. Black box recorder
  425. Oh No! Not again!
  426. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  427. The side of my car. #roadrage
  428. One year ago I looked like this
  429. Copernicus: The early years
  430. about to die lol
  431. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  432. i need to do my laundry more often.
  433. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  434. I don't know
  435. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  436. my new boss
  437. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  438. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  439. WARRRBLGARBL
  440. apple's new offering: iscream
  441. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  442. Any hatchlings in here?
  443. Bazookateer crossing
  444. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  445. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  446. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  447. this guy keeps following me
  448. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  449. >< ))*>
  450. the way of the future
  451. Maths are hard
  452. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  453. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  454. passed another hitch hiker
  455. and then there were nine
  456. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  457. Look out!
  458. I 'M out of the acorn
  459. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  460. Cant explain that
  461. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  462. come on, put on the slippers.
  463. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  464. Fulfilling western ideals!
  465. How did the mars rover get here?
  466. The horrors of war
  467. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  468. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  469. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  470. London
  471. The ents met the triffids
  472. #delfie
  473. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  474. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  475. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  476. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  477. SIDE GOER 4
  478. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  479. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  480. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  481. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  482. #flavorbomb
  483. #Hopeicanfly
  484. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  485. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  486. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  487. Deal with it
  488. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  489. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  490. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  491. Nothing new under the sun
  492. worst horse ever :(
  493. look what happened to my satellite
  494. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  495. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  496. Parlez vous Francais?
  497. "...The Aristocrats."
  498. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  499. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  500. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  501. truly, i am euphoric
  502. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  503. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  504. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  505. I'll catch it one day
  506. I can has cheezburger?
  507. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  508. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  509. ha ha ha... no.
  510. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  511. Day 12: it's going well I think
  512. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  513. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  514. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  515. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  516. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  517. True Self-Control
  518. I should really separate those
  519. I loled my head off!!!
  520. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  521. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  522. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  523. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  524. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  525. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  526. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  527. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  528. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  529. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  530. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  531. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  532. stipple slash of saturn
  533. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  534. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  535. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  536. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  537. i pushed this. was that bad?
  538. kang, do i look good in this?
  539. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  540. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  541. Da_FEELS###!
  542. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  543. just another cat video
  544. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  545. it's in a good part of town
  546. The cat brought in another bird.
  547. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  548. I don't want to set the world on fire
  549. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  550. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  551. My tastes are very... singular
  552. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  553. Use the force responsibly.
  554. their love was doomed from the start...
  555. Another one bites the dust
  556. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  557. Check out my new sonic oc!
  558. Spiders. Nope.
  559. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  560. Apparently it's a thing now...
  561. I think I need new glasses.
  562. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  563. the only people for me are the mad ones
  564. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  565. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  566. The birds found the hobbit hole
  567. finally got that squid stache
  568. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  569. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  570. Cakephants are my new friends
  571. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  572. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  573. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  574. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  575. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  576. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  577. I was late
  578. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  579. I can take photos with my teeth!
  580. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  581. well, so much for the space program
  582. and to think this is where it all started
  583. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  584. The choice is simple.
  585. Penguins are people too #equality
  586. Captain obvious strikes again
  587. Selfie #Nofilter
  588. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  589. i think i need to get out more.
  590. Best Halloween costume yet!
  591. mario Kart is harder in real life
  592. My clothes need a wash...
  593. such lambda
  594. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  595. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  596. #notamodel #nofilter
  597. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  598. are you sure this is a commandline?
  599. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  600. run little ghost, run!
  601. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  602. Do I look like a penguin?
  603. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  604. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  605. An eight-stringed octopus?
  606. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  607. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  608. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  609. Dude, where's my car?
  610. Picking mushrooms
  611. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  612. #nomakeup #natural
  613. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  614. Not Again :(
  615. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  616. Weeeee!!!
  617. everyday i'm shoveling
  618. It's not a good part of town
  619. I just don't get recursion.
  620. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  621. That's not a nut!
  622. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  623. What has science done?!
  624. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  625. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  626. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  627. The newest Olympic sport
  628. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  629. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  630. This explains everything
  631. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  632. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  633. One of the less popular Transformers.
  634. My cat barfed this out
  635. #CATSANDBIRDS
  636. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  637. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  638. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  639. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  640. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  641. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  642. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  643. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  644. Oops.
  645. everything makes sense now
  646. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  647. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  648. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  649. i hate it when this happens
  650. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  651. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  652. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  653. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  654. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  655. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  656. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  657. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  658. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  659. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  660. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  661. I've made a huge mistake
  662. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  663. a spherical cow
  664. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  665. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  666. big ben is going down.
  667. It was the rational response
  668. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  669. THAT'S NO MOON
  670. Click to show secret text
  671. My nose will grow now.
  672. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  673. no wonder the cat always sits here
  674. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  675. #drbalanced
  676. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  677. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  678. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  679. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  680. This photo was taken from my iphone
  681. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  682. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  683. What could possibly go wrong™?
  684. that's me!
  685. clever girl.....
  686. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  687. stay away from my eggcorns
  688. I'm a fighter!
  689. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  690. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  691. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  692. Oh God! It's happening again!
  693. void main() { fork; }
  694. Visual representation of Dubstep
  695. First time posting, please be nice
  696. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  697. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  698. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  699. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  700. my taco face
  701. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  702. Eating my breakfast!
  703. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  704. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  705. First post, be friendly
  706. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  707. Minister! We're running out of time.
  708. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  709. #Photobomb
  710. they said be careful, we said yolo
  711. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  712. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  713. I'm ready!
  714. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  715. What? It's always that color.
  716. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  717. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  718. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  719. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  720. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  721. Big bowl of star-flakes
  722. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  723. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  724. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  725. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  726. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  727. help wanted. inquire within.
  728. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  729. How many can there be?
  730. I CHOOSE YOU!
  731. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  732. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  733. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  734. that's one nasty burn!
  735. Dominos delivers!
  736. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  737. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  738. #BROKEN
  739. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  740. Where do I plug this in?
  741. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  742. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  743. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  744. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  745. Zeus takes his revenge
  746. My new cat is awesome
  747. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  748. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  749. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  750. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  751. This is a good idea
  752. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  753. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  754. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  755. My house is my castle
  756. I just bought this
  757. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  758. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  759. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  760. omfg, space bugs
  761. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  762. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  763. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  764. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  765. monkey movember
  766. Why are there ants on my face?!
  767. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  768. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  769. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  770. bowTieght!
  771. diy abortion
  772. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  773. #nomakeup #justnatural
  774. Am I a Pokemon?
  775. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  776. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  777. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  778. #comfortfood
  779. best republican caucus ever!
  780. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  781. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  782. OMG Becky look at her butt
  783. #giganticflower #headshot
  784. Magnificent as fuck
  785. #DANGERZONE
  786. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  787. australia is not NZ!
  788. Nasa is fully funded
  789. An unsuccessful bike design...
  790. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  791. Why do dogs like this?
  792. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  793. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  794. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  795. I found it!!!!!!!
  796. look ma, no hands!
  797. The second mouse gets the cheese
  798. Is this too cheesy?
  799. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  800. Quite.
  801. New amazon product
  802. It's a cat ass trophy
  803. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  804. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  805. haha oh my cat
  806. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  807. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  808. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  809. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  810. i'll never get tired of this.
  811. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  812. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  813. New haircut!
  814. ksp mission success
  815. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  816. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  817. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  818. The moon landing was a lie
  819. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  820. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  821. So, it has come to this...
  822. Zoidgebra 101
  823. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  824. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  825. Selfie in the morning
  826. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  827. The dress is black and white!
  828. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  829. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  830. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  831. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  832. Somewhere, this exists.
  833. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  834. 3 year olds first lego experience
  835. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  836. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  837. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  838. real letters have curves #Serif
  839. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  840. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  841. If you've got a moustache...
  842. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  843. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  844. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  845. #onering #fuckhobbits
  846. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  847. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  848. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  849. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  850. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  851. I like this picture
  852. only 90s kids will get this!
  853. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  854. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  855. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  856. #lifehacks
  857. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  858. This is why we can't have good things
  859. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  860. Bay-bae lolz
  861. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  862. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  863. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  864. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  865. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  866. Banana invasion in progress
  867. How does this work again?
  868. Why did it have to end this Way?
  869. This photo mooves me
  870. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  871. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  872. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  873. omg too much chiplote
  874. oh look, a penny
  875. Mari-OH
  876. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  877. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  878. I think I can... I think I can
  879. and suddenly, popcorn
  880. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  881. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  882. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  883. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  884. it's pretty dark in this box
  885. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  886. Burnination? Huh?
  887. Death star model 0.0.73
  888. Where did this road come from?!?
  889. how do you get the screensaver off?
  890. I has a sad
  891. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  892. It's a Finger trap
  893. I forgot to get a plane
  894. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  895. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  896. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  897. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  898. My parents took away my phone privileges
  899. furrowed mustache
  900. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  901. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  902. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  903. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  904. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  905. That's not a chicken
  906. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  907. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  908. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  909. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  910. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  911. i love a good featureless white void
  912. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  913. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  914. father & daughter re-unite!
  915. That's too much, man!
  916. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  917. 💩
  918. feeding my pet
  919. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  920. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  921. #hoax
  922. crawling and texting #badcombination
  923. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  924. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  925. NUTS!
  926. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  927. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  928. best day evar!!!!
  929. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  930. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  931. there snow such thing as global warming
  932. wake up sheeple!
  933. Well, now this is a thing.
  934. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  935. Goodnight moon
  936. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  937. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  938. No more sorrow!
  939. I've been robbed!
  940. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  941. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  942. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  943. Do the Harlem Shake
  944. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  945. too much lens flare?
  946. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  947. Click "Like" when you see it!
  948. April Fools!
  949. flying car - it is now officially the future
  950. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  951. Why?
  952. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  953. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  954. When everything looks like a hammer
  955. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  956. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  957. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  958. Top of the world
  959. intertial reference frame, activate!
  960. Moses lied to me.
  961. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  962. The evolution of fun
  963. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  964. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  965. I can walk on my hands
  966. Let's have a blinking contest
  967. this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
  968. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  969. No lie, this is delicious
  970. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  971. Black begins and wins.
  972. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  973. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  974. Sun deflation: optimal
  975. one does not simply wok into mordor
  976. Oh, Canada...
  977. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  978. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  979. One of these things doesn't belong.
  980. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  981. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  982. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  983. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  984. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  985. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  986. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  987. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  988. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  989. Do my feet smell?
  990. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  991. #twinsies
  992. really not how I thought I would die
  993. This elevator has no 'down'!
  994. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  995. Rock, paper, FACE
  996. We live in a golden age!
  997. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  998. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  999. inner city air conditioning
  1000. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  1001. What is your Pony Personality?
  1002. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  1003. #satellite #navigation
  1004. Wait for it...
  1005. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1006. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  1007. Thanks Obama!
  1008. married a cat
  1009. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1010. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  1011. NO. JUST NO.
  1012. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  1013. moo!
  1014. #me #throwbackthursday
  1015. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  1016. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  1017. who do you think I am?
  1018. OMG! Kittens!
  1019. Damn, two o'clock already?
  1020. Hat in the cat strike back!
  1021. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  1022.  ?????????????
  1023. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  1024. #hashtag
  1025. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1026. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  1027. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  1028. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  1029. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  1030. quack quack, motherflipper
  1031. Just some home decorating
  1032. The French space program
  1033. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1034. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  1035. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  1036. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1037. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  1038. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  1039. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  1040. He did say it was edible
  1041. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1042. is that a war walrus?
  1043. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1044. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1045. Robots in much better disguise
  1046. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1047. Please send help.
  1048. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  1049. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1050. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  1051. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1052. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  1053. this didn't last long.
  1054. My new haircut!
  1055. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1056. Spring has sprang
  1057. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  1058. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  1059. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  1060. still better than last year in ottawa
  1061. He left me! :ccc
  1062. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1063. Always get a full nights rest
  1064. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  1065. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1066. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1067. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  1068. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1069. 8.5 hours later...
  1070. Look at me jumping!
  1071. they dont need us anymore
  1072. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1073. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  1074. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1075. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  1076. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  1077. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1078. Life on the moon.
  1079. Oh no, it's the moon
  1080. New headcanon:
  1081. WTF!?
  1082. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  1083. where do all the cheetos go
  1084. the event horizon returned
  1085. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  1086. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1087. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  1088. Job interview today.
  1089. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  1090. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  1091. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1092. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1093. All my selfies be like
  1094. last march of the ents
  1095. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  1096. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1097. What are pixels?
  1098. Obama pardons Santa claus
  1099. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1100. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1101. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  1102. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  1103. My dad in the army
  1104. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  1105. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1106. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  1107. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  1108. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1109. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  1110. taken from earth orbit
  1111. Burrito night
  1112. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1113. #duckface
  1114. Now turn it upside-down
  1115. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1116. In my dreams I'm always strong
  1117. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  1118. They see me rolling, they hating
  1119. This is what happiness looks like
  1120. A window into my soul
  1121. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1122. capes are in fashion
  1123. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  1124. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1125. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1126. So...Magnets, right?
  1127. What are you, a dictionary?
  1128. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1129. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  1130. Is there really any point? FML
  1131. big data strikes back
  1132. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1133. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1134. Wait, you can see that too
  1135. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  1136. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  1137. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  1138. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  1139. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  1140. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  1141. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1142. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  1143. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  1144. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1145. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  1146. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  1147. you know, for kids
  1148. I solved the debt crisis!
  1149. Best map projection ever
  1150. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1151. My 7 picture is upside down
  1152. look at me, i'm from England!
  1153. So thats What Jesus did
  1154. Never gonna give you up...
  1155. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  1156. the rest is darkness and decay
  1157. #illuminati
  1158. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  1159. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1160. #fallingfromorbit
  1161. The taste stays with you forever
  1162. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  1163. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  1164. It is never safe.
  1165. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  1166. I am a beautiful person.
  1167. school's out!
  1168. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  1169. love it!
  1170. reverse microwave oven
  1171. check out my usb sword!
  1172. I knew I nailed it!
  1173. My Hobby: freaking people out
  1174. share and enjoy
  1175. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1176. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1177. Beyond Level 256...
  1178. This is what i had for breakfast
  1179. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1180. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1181. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1182. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1183. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1184. This is how you get ants!
  1185. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  1186. Are you kidding me?
  1187. Foiled again by the bell curve
  1188. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  1189. found this on google maps earlier.
  1190. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  1191. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  1192. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  1193. My selfie stick broke.
  1194. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  1195. I thought of it, and it happened
  1196. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
  1197. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1198. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  1199. It's the little things
  1200. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1201. Man, it's windy
  1202. this plot is odd.
  1203. My server cooling system.
  1204. Who came first?
  1205. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1206. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  1207. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  1208. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1209. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  1210. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  1211. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  1212. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  1213. Is it really today, already?
  1214. amazons newest delivery method
  1215. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  1216. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  1217. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  1218. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  1219. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1220. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  1221. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1222. Oh here we go
  1223. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  1224. Monday mornings
  1225. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  1226. When pandas have nightmares
  1227. Do I look fat in this photo?
  1228. #caturday
  1229. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1230. my cat is sick
  1231. Finally here!
  1232. Pants Optional
  1233. is this just a fantasy?
  1234. We are not men. we are devo.
  1235. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1236. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  1237. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  1238. Not as healthy as it looks
  1239. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  1240. for you
  1241. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  1242. The vlog was better than the movie
  1243. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  1244. who sent me a bobcat?
  1245. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  1246. cest ne pas un pipe
  1247. today's to do list
  1248. so, scientology...
  1249. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1250. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  1251. Oh, that's where I left them!
  1252. Notice anything different?
  1253. i wonder why you left me here.
  1254. Muahahahahahah
  1255. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  1256. If you're brave enough...
  1257. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  1258. Minimalist cat
  1259. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1260. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  1261. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1262. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  1263. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1264. Love is creepy
  1265. FML
  1266. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1267. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  1268. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  1269. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  1270. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1271. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  1272. i've never felt so alone.
  1273. Look at my dollar coin
  1274. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1275. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1276. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1277. Angry sofa is angry.
  1278. sad cow is sad
  1279. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  1280. Oh shit, not again.
  1281. How did I get here?
  1282. To the victor go the spoils.
  1283. It's bigger after you put it together.
  1284. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1285. Worth it for the karma.
  1286. Asteroids hate him!
  1287. The knids are hungry
  1288. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1289. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1290. throwing epic shade!
  1291. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1292. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  1293. Would you like to play a game?
  1294. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1295. Dryads. that is all.
  1296. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  1297. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  1298. Look at my new blue dress!
  1299. Just a little more to the right
  1300. I got this in the mail today
  1301. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1302. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  1303. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  1304. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  1305. mmm...vegemite...
  1306. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  1307. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  1308. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  1309. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  1310. the game begins...
  1311. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  1312. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1313. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1314. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1315. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  1316. This needs a motivational text
  1317. just playing with my pet
  1318. The prophecy was true!
  1319. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  1320. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  1321. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1322. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  1323. Look at that fart propulsion
  1324. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  1325. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  1326. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1327. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  1328. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1329. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1330. We've got a problem
  1331. Existance is an illusion
  1332. PostPostModern art
  1333. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  1334. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  1335. Fucking CAKE
  1336. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  1337. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  1338. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1339. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  1340. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1341. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  1342. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  1343. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  1344. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1345. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1346. There goes the neighborhood...
  1347. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  1348. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  1349. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  1350. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  1351. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  1352. You are not a good person
  1353. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  1354. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  1355. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1356. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1357. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  1358. I don't get it either.
  1359. Jesus Wept
  1360. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  1361. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1362. #DARE to #DREAM
  1363. Park and ride
  1364. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
  1365. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  1366. in theathers, close to you
  1367. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  1368. Whale Selfie!
  1369. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  1370. I hate this channel
  1371. *Tips fedora*
  1372. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  1373. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  1374. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  1375. Weather's Crazy today
  1376. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  1377. High Bro, five.
  1378. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  1379. Lack of cucumbers
  1380. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  1381. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  1382. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1383. look at my new dog!
  1384. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1385. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  1386. AUUUGH
  1387. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  1388. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  1389. Myspace tom to ground control-
  1390. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1391. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  1392. someone take this banana off my face
  1393. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  1394. dOG SHAMING
  1395. We didn't start the fire
  1396. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1397. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1398. HODOR!
  1399. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1400. I'm a Real Boy!
  1401. Need a Haircut
  1402. gotta take big ben down a peg
  1403. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1404. BANANANANANANANANANA
  1405. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  1406. we sail the ocean orange
  1407. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1408. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  1409. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
  1410. I fought the law. They won
  1411. does my ass look big in this?
  1412. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  1413. I thought it would be bigger
  1414. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  1415. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  1416. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  1417. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1418. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  1419. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  1420. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1421. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  1422. Christ, what an asshole.
  1423. rofl
  1424. Alan?
  1425. USB SUX
  1426. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  1427. Exes, am I right?
  1428. They're all watching me
  1429. My halloween costume
  1430. i've made a huge mistake
  1431. Making a selfie.
  1432. #imnotracistbut
  1433. Gotta catch em all.
  1434. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  1435. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  1436. #bornthisway
  1437. the hills have eyes
  1438. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1439. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  1440. I love star wars!
  1441. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  1442. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1443. Legal Issues
  1444. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  1445. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1446. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  1447. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1448. oh no you didn't
  1449. introducing the yolo distribution
  1450. I have tasted many fish
  1451. I don't regret pressing the button
  1452. stay out of my house, santa
  1453. I just want to watch the world burn
  1454. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  1455. See it again in slo mo
  1456. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  1457. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  1458. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1459. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  1460. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  1461. I will take that one please
  1462. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  1463. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  1464. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1465. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  1466. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  1467. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  1468. How is this still a thing?
  1469. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  1470. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  1471. #this_is_sparta
  1472. That is one dapper bird.
  1473. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  1474. this was in the bible
  1475. it's not what you think
  1476. the dog scanned my homework


prompt_posters
  1. Jaden21
  2. Destiny1983
  3. Horsepower Lovecraft
  4. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  5. Brandi9
  6. Frances29
  7. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  8. Agric Silverfinger
  9. Tracy1977
  10. Cheyenne1988
  11. Michaela2006
  12. Chelsea2006
  13. S. G. Dukat
  14. Bool Hand Luke
  15. Lord Mondegreen
  16. Debbie26
  17. Marie10
  18. Michelle11
  19. Bailey2001
  20. Sharon99
  21. Charles18
  22. Cheyenne15
  23. Tricia14
  24. Pam06
  25. Norton Ghost Dad
  26. Kristy2007
  27. Donna2
  28. Jack39
  29. Deborah3
  30. Kelsey1996
  31. Keira2002
  32. Lord Gaga
  33. Susan25
  34. Caden2010
  35. Sarah55
  36. Jack3
  37. Sidd Finch
  38. Barbara1974
  39. Christina Applecare
  40. Marissa Mayer
  41. Mark Zuckerberg
  42. Justin28
  43. Samuel19
  44. Patricia03
  45. Tina Belcher
  46. Taylor1998
  47. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  48. Alice1956
  49. Wil
  50. Ronald22
  51. Tricia1
  52. Madison80
  53. Ashley8
  54. Henry4
  55. Dillon2008
  56. Hatsy Collins
  57. Jennifer1
  58. Keira48
  59. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  60. Misty3
  61. James URL Jones
  62. Caden14
  63. Margaret5
  64. Linda08
  65. Margaret11
  66. Cynthia99
  67. Amanda08
  68. Kaden61
  69. Taylor1990
  70. Dunston Chexin
  71. Jalen81
  72. Bailey08
  73. Paul50
  74. David St. Hubbins
  75. Shaun6
  76. Lindsay2011
  77. Joe Biden
  78. Arthur17
  79. Mark92
  80. Marie3
  81. Larry1994
  82. Stacy07
  83. Shaun46
  84. Frances99
  85. Malik2
  86. Ashley2009
  87. Paul1957
  88. Notorious L.H.C.
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Todd33
  91. Tonya38
  92. Marie12
  93. Raymond6
  94. Curic Copperfinger
  95. Ayden1952
  96. Sherri97
  97. Gary86
  98. Stacy14
  99. Gary1951
  100. Steven2002
  101. Arthur19
  102. Ashley92
  103. Susan11
  104. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  105. Minecraft Holmes
  106. Lisa1995
  107. Sharon91
  108. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  109. Padme Dorothy James
  110. Egbert Bentley White
  111. Player One
  112. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  113. Brittany1
  114. Tim87
  115. Kenneth94
  116. Apple Martin
  117. Greg2004
  118. DragonBall Cooper
  119. Mavis Bitcoin
  120. Wric Tungstenfinger
  121. Earl Sinclair
  122. Sheena2005
  123. Gary8
  124. Aiden5
  125. Virginia1961
  126. Steven50
  127. Mark2007
  128. Kelsey1970
  129. Ruth3
  130. Frances51
  131. Carol04
  132. Player Two
  133. Sierra10
  134. Jacob10
  135. Dorothy7
  136. Debbie3
  137. Benjamin1970
  138. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  139. J. Alfred Leftshark
  140. Jeph Jacques
  141. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  142. Livemau5
  143. Dustin46
  144. Jerry18
  145. Aidan2
  146. Cynthia1995
  147. George Debian Bush
  148. Elon Musk
  149. Delta Elroy Backslash
  150. Kathleen78
  151. Samuel49
  152. John Wilkes Knuth
  153. Chad80
  154. CMOS Def
  155. Martin Van Halen
  156. Addison8
  157. Henry05
  158. Trinity1989
  159. Matthew2006
  160. Green Mario
  161. Jason15
  162. Steven02
  163. Flash Groupon
  164. Justin87
  165. Addison1
  166. Aiden1
  167. Jayden79
  168. Myspace Tom
  169. @meganamram
  170. Madison19
  171. Joshua84
  172. Sarah2005
  173. Louis Reasoner
  174. Donald19
  175. Virginia2006
  176. Debbie62
  177. Khloe14
  178. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  179. Keira10
  180. Austin72
  181. Candice10
  182. Jonathan27
  183. Jada5
  184. Kaitlin1976
  185. Kim5
  186. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  187. Tonya22
  188. Emily15
  189. Karen3
  190. Anonymous
  191. Dakota94
  192. Joshua80
  193. Sarah1976


prompt_reasons
  1. our buffer runneth over
  2. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  3. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  4. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  5. friday squid blogging
  6. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  7. GSM filter change required
  8. User is not a typewriter.
  9. floating point unit no longer afloat
  10. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  11. User accepted terms but not conditions
  12. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  13. http is down
  14. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  15. server fell in ocean
  16. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  17. spin cycle still active
  18. too many hands on the keyboard
  19. butter overflow
  20. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  21. Main Bus B Undervolt
  22. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  23. dictionary too stiff to read
  24. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  25. SQL ejection
  26. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  27. hung up prematurely
  28. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  29. the system / is down
  30. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  31. hard drive oil depleted
  32. wrong files
  33. data too big
  34. helvetica scenario
  35. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  36. temporal paradox
  37. butter to text interface not found
  38. unimplemented trap
  39. PC LOAD LETTER
  40. error: operation completed successfully
  41. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  42. butter didn't suit the works
  43. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  44. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  45. screws are stripped
  46. butter underrun
  47. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  48. server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
  49. server had too much to drink
  50. Baby ur much 2 fast
  51. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  52. general uncertainty
  53. lp0 on fire
  54. virtual memory got too real
  55. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  56. spin number must be of the form n/2
  57. ERR:INVALID DIM
  58. error
  59. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  60. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  61. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  62. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  63. mean connection time exceeded
  64. files fell out
  65. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  66. aol window in front of netscape window
  67. cat-like typing detected
  68. microwave running
  69. nanobots in the water
  70. confirmation BIOS
  71. UTF-31 decode error
  72. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  73. HTTP 418
  74. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  75. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  76. a user's middle name was </html>
  77. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  78. qubit indeterminate
  79. sysadmin trapped in well
  80. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  81. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  82. server room haunted
  83. out of monads
  84. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  85. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  86. sitemap was held upside down
  87. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
  88. <%= reason %>
  89. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  90. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  91. Dave's not registered, man
  92. minimum recursion depth not reached
  93. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
  94. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  95. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  96. files overwritten with more interesting content
  97. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
  98. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  99. food problematic
  100. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  101. ethics in journalism
  102. could not evade skifree yeti
  103. firewall caught fire
  104. eyelash! eyelash!
  105. out of electrons
  106. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  107. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue


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  1. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  2. #flavorbomb
  3. Big bowl of star-flakes
  4. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  5. That sweater is so 2013
  6. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  7. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  8. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  9. now you're hungry too.
  10. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  11. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  12. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  13. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  14. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  15. Magnificent as fuck
  16. oh look, a penny
  17. My clothes need a wash...
  18. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  19. The birds found the hobbit hole
  20. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  21. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  22. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  23. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  24. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  25. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  26. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  27. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  28. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  29. two great tastes that go great together
  30. #notallmen
  31. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  32. Ramen is squishy and soft
  33. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  34. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  35. help wanted. inquire within.
  36. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  37. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  38. The view outside of my airplane window.
  39. too much lens flare?
  40. the event horizon returned
  41. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  42. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  43. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  44. Use the force responsibly.
  45. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  46. #lifehacks
  47. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  48. This guy...
  49. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  50. i've never felt so alone.
  51. I just bought this
  52. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  53. The French space program
  54. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  55. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  56. That's just not very funny
  57. I'm lost without your love, baby
  58. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  59. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  60. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  61. #nomakeup #natural
  62. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  63. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  64. Oh god is it still following me?
  65. The HORROR!
  66. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  67. mYTH BUSTED!
  68. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  69. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  70. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  71. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  72. I got the job!
  73. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  74. Notice anything different?
  75. Apparently it's a thing now...
  76. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  77. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  78. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  79. Not a fruit
  80. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  81. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  82. Why do dogs like this?
  83. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  84. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  85. Not Again :(
  86. Black box recorder
  87. The solution to all life's problems
  88. The moon landing was a lie
  89. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  90. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  91. This photo mooves me
  92. my wonderful dad!
  93. #Donthate #Truelove
  94. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  95. Weeeee!!!
  96. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  97. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  98. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  99. I don't think this is working
  100. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  101. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  102. i'll never get tired of this.
  103. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  104. Just another day in paradise
  105. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  106. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  107. 3 year olds first lego experience
  108. what to have for breakfast?
  109. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  110. #fallingfromorbit
  111. in line at the dmv
  112. Dude, where's my car?
  113. The vlog was better than the movie
  114. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  115. every breath you take, every move you make
  116. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  117. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  118. furrowed mustache
  119. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  120. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  121. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  122. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  123. There's a third bump, growing fast
  124. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  125. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  126. Worst pokemon ever
  127. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  128. The moon looks weird today
  129. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  130. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  131. Oh God! It's happening again!
  132. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  133. No guitar without a sombrero
  134. Extreme beer pong
  135. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  136. no one ever suspected the shovel
  137. oh no you didn't
  138. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  139. omfg, space bugs
  140. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  141. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  142. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  143. Oy, my giblets!
  144. OMG Becky look at her butt
  145. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  146. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  147. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  148. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  149. those weren't Altoids.
  150. Self Portrait: Complete.
  151. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  152. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  153. Look at my new blue dress!
  154. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  155. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  156. Mmm, Spider cake!
  157. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  158. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  159. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  160. take two, they are small
  161. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  162. that's one nasty burn!
  163. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  164. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  165. Zoidgebra 101
  166. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  167. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  168. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  169. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  170. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  171. Is this real life?
  172. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  173. in theathers, close to you
  174. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  175. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  176. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  177. the charge of the light brigade
  178. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  179. I broke cookie clicker...
  180. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  181. Spring has sprang
  182. One of these things doesn't belong.
  183. one does not simply wok into mordor
  184. Minister! We're running out of time.
  185. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  186. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  187. Fancy
  188. Do my feet look fat?
  189. #hashtag
  190. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  191. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  192. i hate it when this happens
  193. An eight-stringed octopus?
  194. the game begins...
  195. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  196. The Zebra was lying down
  197. NUTS!
  198. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  199. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  200. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  201. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  202. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  203. mario Kart is harder in real life
  204. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  205. last march of the ents
  206. I was late
  207. Da_FEELS###!
  208. The Little Borg Prince
  209. Who came first?
  210. Threaten large birds... check.
  211. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  212. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  213. I think there's something here
  214. You'll never guess what happens next...
  215. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  216. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  217. Wow. Just, Wow.
  218. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  219. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  220. I'd call this experiment a success.
  221. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  222. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  223. Light traffic today.
  224. Where did THAT come from?
  225. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  226. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  227. Why did it have to end this Way?
  228. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  229. cthulu caught me slipping
  230. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  231. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  232. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  233. That's too much, man!
  234. should i see a doctor about this?
  235. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  236. 💩
  237. Got your nose!
  238. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  239. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  240. come on, put on the slippers.
  241. i'm now 75% more efficient
  242. That was one hell of a party last night.
  243. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  244. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  245. So... those were real
  246. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  247. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  248. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  249. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  250. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  251. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  252. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  253. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  254. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  255. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  256. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  257. married a cat
  258. The unforgiving war on health
  259. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  260. hello darkness my old friend
  261. Banana invasion in progress
  262. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  263. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  264. First time posting, please be nice
  265. ksp mission success
  266. welcome to the space jam
  267. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  268. He was never seen again
  269. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  270. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  271. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  272. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  273. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  274. Penguins are people too #equality
  275. and suddenly, popcorn
  276. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  277. Unzipped sock
  278. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  279. Is this too cheesy?
  280. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  281. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  282. I solved the debt crisis!
  283. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  284. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  285. bit nosy, aren't you?
  286. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  287. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  288. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  289. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  290. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  291. Aaaaaargh
  292. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  293. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  294. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  295. #Long_Exposure
  296. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  297. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  298. Check out my new sonic oc!
  299. it's in a good part of town
  300. I think I need new glasses.
  301. There goes the neighborhood...
  302. Oh no, it's the moon
  303. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  304. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  305. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  306. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  307. My tastes are very... singular
  308. Another one bites the dust
  309. What, Me worry?
  310. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  311. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  312. True Self-Control
  313. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  314. only 90s kids will get this!
  315. #toothproblems
  316. Target Found.
  317. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  318. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  319. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  320. Where do I plug this in?
  321. So...Magnets, right?
  322. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  323. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  324. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  325. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  326. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  327. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  328. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  329. real letters have curves #Serif
  330. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  331. is good idea yes
  332. I say: nuts to that!
  333. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  334. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  335. I've made a huge mistake
  336. Look at that fart propulsion
  337. Field Trip!
  338. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  339. #comfortfood
  340. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  341. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  342. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  343. Do I look like a penguin?
  344. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  345. the way of the future
  346. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  347. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  348. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  349. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  350. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  351. London
  352. My new tattoo
  353. Day 12: it's going well I think
  354. I just can't see the point anymore
  355. The choice is simple.
  356. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  357. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  358. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  359. #DrinkSaltwater
  360. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  361. This photo was taken from my iphone
  362. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  363. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  364. Mistakes were made.
  365. run little ghost, run!
  366. 8.5 hours later...
  367. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  368. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  369. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  370. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  371. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  372. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  373. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  374. This is how you get ants!
  375. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  376. big ben is going down.
  377. Where did this road come from?!?
  378. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  379. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  380. where to buy spanish ham ?
  381. We live in a golden age!
  382. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  383. you know, for kids
  384. Death star model 0.0.73
  385. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  386. about to die lol
  387. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  388. I just want to watch the world burn
  389. Perspective issues
  390. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  391. My new cat is awesome
  392. New means to help collect more evidence
  393. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  394. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  395. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  396. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  397. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  398. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  399. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  400. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  401. NO. JUST NO.
  402. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  403. their love was doomed from the start...
  404. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  405. The best brick joke possible.
  406. The dress is black and white!
  407. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  408. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  409. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  410. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  411. I'll catch it one day
  412. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  413. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  414. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  415. One year ago I looked like this
  416. [user was banned for this text]
  417. Now turn it upside-down
  418. engage!
  419. Me, before the topical ointment
  420. The building blocks of life
  421. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  422. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  423. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  424. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  425. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  426. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  427. best republican caucus ever!
  428. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  429. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  430. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  431. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  432. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  433. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  434. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  435. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  436. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  437. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  438. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  439. finally got that squid stache
  440. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  441. throwing epic shade!
  442. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  443. love it!
  444. Why do people do this?
  445. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  446. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  447. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  448. stipple slash of saturn
  449. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  450. #me #throwbackthursday
  451. that's me!
  452. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  453. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  454. This is a cat
  455. I blame supernasa
  456. Copernicus: The early years
  457. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  458. The time has come.
  459. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  460. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  461. April Fools!
  462. What? It's always that color.
  463. diy abortion
  464. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  465. bowTieght!
  466. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  467. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  468. Pants Optional
  469. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  470. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  471. I can has cheezburger?
  472. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  473. Universe man, Universe man...
  474. #bedhead
  475. this was my inspiration
  476. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  477. Maths are hard
  478. PostPostModern art
  479. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  480. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  481. My 7 picture is upside down
  482. I dream of death
  483. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  484. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  485. In my dreams I'm always strong
  486. When everything looks like a hammer
  487. This apple got a face on it dog
  488. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  489. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  490. To infinity and Birdyond!
  491. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  492. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  493. Deal with it
  494. I knew there would be side effects
  495. get your ass to mars
  496. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  497. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  498. Somewhere, this exists.
  499. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  500. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  501. This photo was taken from my basement
  502. bURMA sHAVE!
  503. no wonder the cat always sits here
  504. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  505. Oh here we go
  506. well, so much for the space program
  507. It is never safe.
  508. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  509. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  510. What are you, a dictionary?
  511. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  512. #twinsies
  513. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  514. and to think this is where it all started
  515. I just don't get recursion.
  516. intertial reference frame, activate!
  517. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  518. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  519. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  520. Sorry for the potato quality.
  521. We've got a problem
  522. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  523. kang, do i look good in this?
  524. Yeah... never gonna happen
  525. Bay-bae lolz
  526. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  527. This is a good idea
  528. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  529. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  530. That's not a nut!
  531. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  532. I'm a fighter!
  533. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  534. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  535. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  536. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  537. #Compromise
  538. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  539. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  540. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  541. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  542. Had to settle for a beard
  543. One of those mornings...
  544. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  545. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  546. My baby is learning how to write!
  547. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  548. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  549. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  550. How many can there be?
  551. The prophecy was true!
  552. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  553. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  554. AUUUGH
  555. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  556. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  557. ack
  558. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  559. i love a good featureless white void
  560. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  561. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  562. Am I a Pokemon?
  563. Monday mornings
  564. The second mouse gets the cheese
  565. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  566. Myspace tom to ground control-
  567. Just one of those days
  568. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  569. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  570. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  571. They see me rolling, they hating
  572. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  573. haha oh my cat
  574. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary