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Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(

Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

feed: Array {
id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c
img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
kind: "post"
poster: "Frances51"
profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
}
prompt {
reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
captions: Array (of strings)
text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
album: Array (of img_id strings)
}

Prompt varies between:

  • img_id and captions array
  • text and album array

Script

xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons  :[],
	prompt_posters  :[],
	prompt_text     :[],
	prompt_captions :[],
	feed_posters    :[],
	feed_text       :[]
}

function check(field, value) {
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
	}
}
function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);			
		}

	});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

current unprocessed totals:

  • feed_posters: Array[205]
  • feed_text: Array[1630]
  • prompt_captions: Array[1675]
  • prompt_posters: Array[203]
  • prompt_reasons: Array[107]
  • prompt_text: Array[731]

The script is finding fewer and fewer new items, but it is still running after 30 hours since last restart.

prompt_reasons

The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
  1. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  2. <%= reason %>
  3. aol window in front of netscape window
  4. a user's middle name was </html>
  5. Baby ur much 2 fast
  6. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  7. butter didn't suit the works
  8. butter overflow
  9. butter to text interface not found
  10. butter underrun
  11. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  12. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  13. cat-like typing detected
  14. confirmation BIOS
  15. could not evade skifree yeti
  16. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  17. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  18. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  19. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  20. data too big
  21. Dave's not registered, man
  22. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  23. dictionary too stiff to read
  24. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  25. ERR:INVALID DIM
  26. error
  27. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  28. error: operation completed successfully
  29. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  30. ethics in journalism
  31. eyelash! eyelash!
  32. files fell out
  33. files overwritten with more interesting content
  34. firewall caught fire
  35. floating point unit no longer afloat
  36. food problematic
  37. friday squid blogging
  38. general uncertainty
  39. GSM filter change required
  40. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
  41. hard drive oil depleted
  42. helvetica scenario
  43. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  44. HTTP 418
  45. http is down
  46. hung up prematurely
  47. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  48. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  49. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  50. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  51. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  52. lp0 on fire
  53. Main Bus B Undervolt
  54. mean connection time exceeded
  55. microwave running
  56. minimum recursion depth not reached
  57. nanobots in the water
  58. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  59. our buffer runneth over
  60. out of electrons
  61. out of monads
  62. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  63. PC LOAD LETTER
  64. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  65. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  66. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  67. qubit indeterminate
  68. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  69. screws are stripped
  70. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  71. server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
  72. server fell in ocean
  73. server had too much to drink
  74. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
  75. server room haunted
  76. sitemap was held upside down
  77. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  78. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  79. spin cycle still active
  80. spin number must be of the form n/2
  81. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  82. SQL ejection
  83. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  84. sysadmin trapped in well
  85. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  86. temporal paradox
  87. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  88. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
  89. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  90. the system / is down
  91. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  92. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  93. too many hands on the keyboard
  94. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  95. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  96. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  97. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  98. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  99. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  100. unimplemented trap
  101. User accepted terms but not conditions
  102. User is not a typewriter.
  103. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  104. UTF-31 decode error
  105. virtual memory got too real
  106. wrong files
  107. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

feed_posters

Usernames used in the feed. All users in the feed are also in the prompt

  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley8
  16. Ashley92
  17. Ashley2009
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Cynthia1995
  42. Dakota09
  43. Dakota94
  44. David St. Hubbins
  45. Debbie3
  46. Debbie26
  47. Debbie62
  48. Deborah3
  49. Delta Elroy Backslash
  50. Destiny89
  51. Destiny1983
  52. Dillon2008
  53. Donald19
  54. Donna2
  55. Dorothy7
  56. DragonBall Cooper
  57. Dunston Chexin
  58. Dustin46
  59. Earl Sinclair
  60. Egbert Bentley White
  61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  62. Elon Musk
  63. Emily15
  64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  67. Flash Groupon
  68. Frances29
  69. Frances51
  70. Frances99
  71. Gary8
  72. Gary86
  73. Gary1951
  74. George Debian Bush
  75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  76. Green Mario
  77. Greg2004
  78. Hatsy Collins
  79. Henry05
  80. Henry4
  81. Horsepower Lovecraft
  82. J. Alfred Leftshark
  83. Jack3
  84. Jack39
  85. Jacob10
  86. Jada5
  87. Jaden21
  88. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Jalen81
  91. James URL Jones
  92. Jason15
  93. Jayden79
  94. Jennifer1
  95. Jeph Jacques
  96. Jerry18
  97. Joe Biden
  98. John2
  99. John Wilkes Knuth
  100. Jonathan27
  101. Joshua80
  102. Joshua84
  103. Justin28
  104. Justin87
  105. Kaden61
  106. Kaitlin1976
  107. Karen3
  108. Kathleen78
  109. Keira10
  110. Keira48
  111. Keira2002
  112. Kelsey1970
  113. Kelsey1996
  114. Kenneth94
  115. Kenneth96
  116. Khloe2
  117. Khloe14
  118. Kilroy
  119. Kim5
  120. Kristy2007
  121. Larry1994
  122. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  124. Linda08
  125. Lindsay2011
  126. Lisa1995
  127. Livemau5
  128. Lord Gaga
  129. Lord Mondegreen
  130. Louis Reasoner
  131. Madison19
  132. Madison80
  133. Malik2
  134. Margaret5
  135. Margaret11
  136. Marie3
  137. Marie10
  138. Marie12
  139. Marissa Mayer
  140. Mark92
  141. Mark2006
  142. Mark2007
  143. Mark Zuckerberg
  144. Martin Van Halen
  145. Matthew2006
  146. Mavis Bitcoin
  147. Michaela2006
  148. Michelle11
  149. Minecraft Holmes
  150. Misty3
  151. Myspace Tom
  152. Norton Ghost Dad
  153. Notorious L.H.C.
  154. Padme Dorothy James
  155. Pam06
  156. Patricia03
  157. Paul50
  158. Paul1957
  159. Player One
  160. Player Two
  161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  162. Raymond6
  163. Ronald22
  164. Ruth3
  165. S. G. Dukat
  166. Samuel19
  167. Samuel49
  168. Sarah55
  169. Sarah1976
  170. Sarah2005
  171. Sharon91
  172. Sharon99
  173. Shaun6
  174. Shaun46
  175. Shaun1960
  176. Sheena2005
  177. Sherri97
  178. Sidd Finch
  179. Sierra3
  180. Sierra7
  181. Sierra10
  182. Stacy07
  183. Stacy14
  184. Steven02
  185. Steven50
  186. Steven2002
  187. Susan11
  188. Susan25
  189. Taylor1990
  190. Taylor1998
  191. Thomas2
  192. Tim21
  193. Tim87
  194. Tina Belcher
  195. Todd33
  196. Tonya22
  197. Tonya38
  198. Tracy1977
  199. Tricia1
  200. Tricia14
  201. Trinity1989
  202. Virginia1961
  203. Virginia2006
  204. Wil
  205. Wric Tungstenfinger

prompt_posters

Usernames used in the prompts.

All of these usernames are also used in the feed
  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley8
  16. Ashley92
  17. Ashley2009
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Cynthia1995
  42. Dakota09
  43. Dakota94
  44. David St. Hubbins
  45. Debbie3
  46. Debbie26
  47. Debbie62
  48. Deborah3
  49. Delta Elroy Backslash
  50. Destiny89
  51. Destiny1983
  52. Dillon2008
  53. Donald19
  54. Donna2
  55. Dorothy7
  56. DragonBall Cooper
  57. Dunston Chexin
  58. Dustin46
  59. Earl Sinclair
  60. Egbert Bentley White
  61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  62. Elon Musk
  63. Emily15
  64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  67. Flash Groupon
  68. Frances29
  69. Frances51
  70. Frances99
  71. Gary8
  72. Gary86
  73. Gary1951
  74. George Debian Bush
  75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  76. Green Mario
  77. Greg2004
  78. Hatsy Collins
  79. Henry05
  80. Henry4
  81. Horsepower Lovecraft
  82. J. Alfred Leftshark
  83. Jack3
  84. Jack39
  85. Jacob10
  86. Jada5
  87. Jaden21
  88. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Jalen81
  91. James URL Jones
  92. Jason15
  93. Jayden79
  94. Jennifer1
  95. Jeph Jacques
  96. Jerry18
  97. Joe Biden
  98. John2
  99. John Wilkes Knuth
  100. Jonathan27
  101. Joshua80
  102. Joshua84
  103. Justin28
  104. Justin87
  105. Kaden61
  106. Kaitlin1976
  107. Karen3
  108. Kathleen78
  109. Keira10
  110. Keira48
  111. Keira2002
  112. Kelsey1970
  113. Kelsey1996
  114. Kenneth94
  115. Kenneth96
  116. Khloe2
  117. Khloe14
  118. Kilroy
  119. Kim5
  120. Kristy2007
  121. Larry1994
  122. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  124. Linda08
  125. Lindsay2011
  126. Lisa1995
  127. Livemau5
  128. Lord Gaga
  129. Lord Mondegreen
  130. Louis Reasoner
  131. Madison19
  132. Madison80
  133. Malik2
  134. Margaret5
  135. Margaret11
  136. Marie3
  137. Marie10
  138. Marie12
  139. Marissa Mayer
  140. Mark92
  141. Mark2006
  142. Mark2007
  143. Mark Zuckerberg
  144. Martin Van Halen
  145. Matthew2006
  146. Mavis Bitcoin
  147. Michaela2006
  148. Michelle11
  149. Minecraft Holmes
  150. Misty3
  151. Myspace Tom
  152. Norton Ghost Dad
  153. Notorious L.H.C.
  154. Padme Dorothy James
  155. Pam06
  156. Patricia03
  157. Paul50
  158. Paul1957
  159. Player One
  160. Player Two
  161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  162. Raymond6
  163. Ronald22
  164. Ruth3
  165. S. G. Dukat
  166. Samuel19
  167. Samuel49
  168. Sarah55
  169. Sarah1976
  170. Sarah2005
  171. Sharon91
  172. Sharon99
  173. Shaun6
  174. Shaun46
  175. Shaun1960
  176. Sheena2005
  177. Sherri97
  178. Sidd Finch
  179. Sierra3
  180. Sierra7
  181. Sierra10
  182. Stacy07
  183. Stacy14
  184. Steven02
  185. Steven50
  186. Steven2002
  187. Susan11
  188. Susan25
  189. Taylor1990
  190. Taylor1998
  191. Thomas2
  192. Tim21
  193. Tim87
  194. Tina Belcher
  195. Todd33
  196. Tonya22
  197. Tonya38
  198. Tracy1977
  199. Tricia1
  200. Tricia14
  201. Trinity1989
  202. Virginia1961
  203. Virginia2006
  204. Wil
  205. Wric Tungstenfinger

feed_text

Captions used in the feed. Containers user submissions. (1741 are also used as prompts. 72 have not been found as prompts)


  1. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  2. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  3. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  4. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  5. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  6. #DANGERZONE
  7. #delfie
  8. #duckface
  9. #fallingfromorbit
  10. #hoax
  11. #Hopeicanfly
  12. #lifehacks
  13. #Long_Exposure
  14. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  15. #me #throwbackthursday
  16. #Nailpolish
  17. #nofilter
  18. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  19. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  20. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  21. #Toobigtofall
  22. #toothproblems
  23. #vampiremirrorselfie
  24. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  25. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  26. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  27. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  28. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  29. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  30. Aaaaaargh
  31. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  32. ack
  33. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  34. Alan?
  35. All flesh is grass
  36. Allons-Y!
  37. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  38. amazons newest delivery method
  39. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  40. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  41. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  42. Apparently it's a thing now...
  43. are you sure this is a commandline?
  44. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  45. australia is not NZ!
  46. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  47. Ayyyy LMAO!
  48. back on tinder!
  49. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  50. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  51. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  52. Bazookateer crossing
  53. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  54. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  55. best day evar!!!!
  56. Best Halloween costume yet!
  57. best republican caucus ever!
  58. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  59. big ben is going down.
  60. Big bowl of star-flakes
  61. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  62. bowTieght!
  63. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  64. Cakephants are my new friends
  65. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  66. Cant explain that
  67. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  68. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  69. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  70. Check out my new sonic oc!
  71. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  72. check out my usb sword!
  73. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  74. Click to show secret text
  75. Copernicus: The early years
  76. Crocodile Pink Eye
  77. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  78. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  79. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  80. Damn, two o'clock already?
  81. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  82. damned ninjas
  83. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  84. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  85. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  86. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  87. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  88. does my ass look big in this?
  89. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  90. Dominos delivers!
  91. Do my feet look fat?
  92. Don't have a cow, man
  93. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  94. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  95. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  96. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  97. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  98. Dude, where's my car?
  99. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  100. emergency butter delivery
  101. engage!
  102. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  103. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  104. everything makes sense now
  105. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  106. Fancy
  107. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  108. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  109. First day of school.
  110. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  111. First post, be friendly
  112. First time posting, please be nice
  113. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  114. flying car - it is now officially the future
  115. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  116. forgot to turn the oven off!
  117. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  118. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  119. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  120. found this on google maps earlier.
  121. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  122. Fucking CAKE
  123. get your ass to mars
  124. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  125. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  126. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  127. Got your nose!
  128. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
  129. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  130. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  131. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  132. My new cat is awesome
  133. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  134. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  135. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  136. capes are in fashion
  137. It's a Finger trap
  138. #BROKEN
  139. lol, no i didn't jump
  140. Mentos and lava
  141. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  142. YES
  143. I blame supernasa
  144. He was never seen again
  145. and suddenly, popcorn
  146. I never understood that part of the bibile
  147. My baby is learning how to write!
  148. I have tasted many fish
  149. #nomakeup #justnatural
  150. So, it has come to this...
  151. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  152. This needs a motivational text
  153. Perspective issues
  154. #flavorbomb
  155. Bay-bae lolz
  156. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  157. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  158. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  159. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  160. take two, they are small
  161. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  162. #illuminati
  163. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  164. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  165. The choice is simple.
  166. We didn't start the fire
  167. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  168. about to die lol
  169. Banana invasion in progress
  170. The moon landing was a lie
  171. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  172. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  173. Like my new nails?
  174. I can take photos with my teeth!
  175. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  176. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  177. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  178. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  179. Oh God! It's happening again!
  180. There goes the neighborhood...
  181. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  182. and then there were nine
  183. Foiled again by the bell curve
  184. i wonder why you left me here.
  185. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  186. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  187. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  188. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  189. I thought of it, and it happened
  190. Man, that was the best party in my life
  191. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  192. I'm lost without your love, baby
  193. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  194. The unforgiving war on health
  195. Self Portrait: Complete.
  196. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  197. I lost my wits
  198. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  199. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  200. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  201. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  202. void main() { fork; }
  203. My hero
  204. These cravings will never stop
  205. Burrito night
  206. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  207. Man, it's windy
  208. Steve is realxing
  209. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  210. Field Trip!
  211. Magnified 10,000 times
  212. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  213. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  214. My tastes are very... singular
  215. Do I look like a penguin?
  216. Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
  217. One of those mornings...
  218. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  219. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  220. last march of the ents
  221. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  222. Zoidgebra 101
  223. stay away from my eggcorns
  224. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  225. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  226. Light traffic today.
  227. Always get a full nights rest
  228. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  229. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  230. My house is my castle
  231. #caturday
  232. This apple got a face on it dog
  233. is the eject button meant to do this?
  234. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  235. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  236. London
  237. She's got interesting taste in men.
  238. when you see it...
  239. It's the little things
  240. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  241. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  242. damn tree!
  243. An unsuccessful bike design...
  244. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  245. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  246. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  247. did this exist as a microwave?
  248. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  249. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  250. Look out!
  251. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  252. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  253. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  254. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  255. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  256. The solution to all life's problems
  257. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  258. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  259. run little ghost, run!
  260. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  261. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  262. My cat barfed this out
  263. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  264. Who came first?
  265. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  266. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  267. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  268. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  269. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  270. today's to do list
  271. every breath you take, every move you make
  272. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  273. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  274. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  275. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  276. really not how I thought I would die
  277. sad cow is sad
  278. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  279. cest ne pas un pipe
  280. SIDE GOER 4
  281. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  282. I don't know
  283. Ce n'est pas un canard
  284. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  285. mYTH BUSTED!
  286. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  287. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  288. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  289. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  290. *Tips fedora*
  291. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  292. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  293. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  294. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  295. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  296. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  297. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  298. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  299. I just want to watch the world burn
  300. The building blocks of life
  301. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  302. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  303. This is a cat
  304. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  305. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  306. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  307. I just can't see the point anymore
  308. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  309. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  310. #CATSANDBIRDS
  311. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  312. watching dune on shrooms
  313. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  314. #notallmen
  315. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  316. Park and ride
  317. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  318. the charge of the light brigade
  319. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  320. Do I look fat in this photo?
  321. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  322. love it!
  323. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  324. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  325. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  326. The horrors of war
  327. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  328. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  329. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  330. this guy keeps following me
  331. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  332. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  333. just two more trips over the horizon
  334. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  335. I think there's something here
  336. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  337. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  338. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  339. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  340. This is twitter, right? #confused
  341. #nomakeup #natural
  342. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  343. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  344. The French space program
  345. cthulu caught me slipping
  346. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  347. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  348. introducing the yolo distribution
  349. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  350. apple's new offering: iscream
  351. I'll catch it one day
  352. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  353. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  354. Zeus takes his revenge
  355. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  356. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  357. #satellite #navigation
  358. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  359. Houston, we are the problem
  360. Oh here we go
  361. >< ))*>
  362. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  363. haha oh my cat
  364. is good idea yes
  365. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  366. Spaaaaaaaace!
  367. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  368. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  369. monkey movember
  370. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  371. #blessed
  372. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  373. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  374. "...The Aristocrats."
  375. my taco face
  376. Whale Selfie!
  377. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  378. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  379. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  380. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  381. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  382. no wonder the cat always sits here
  383. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  384. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  385. worst horse ever :(
  386. prototype soccer ball
  387. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  388. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  389. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  390. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  391. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  392. Muahahahahahah
  393. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  394. Extreme beer pong
  395. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  396. bit nosy, aren't you?
  397. Philae lander found!
  398. they said be careful, we said yolo
  399. Obama pardons Santa claus
  400. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  401. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  402. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  403. One year ago I looked like this
  404. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  405. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  406. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  407. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  408. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  409. The moon looks weird today
  410. #hashtag
  411. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  412. Max gentleman
  413. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  414. just another cat video
  415. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  416. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  417. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  418. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  419. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  420. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  421. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  422. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  423. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  424. 3 year olds first lego experience
  425. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  426. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  427. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  428. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  429. NICE MULTIPANTS
  430. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  431. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  432. where to buy spanish ham ?
  433. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  434. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  435. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  436. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  437. the way of the future
  438. I was late
  439. i hate it when this happens
  440. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  441. I'd call this experiment a success.
  442. Unzipped sock
  443. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  444. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  445. kang, do i look good in this?
  446. Universe man, Universe man...
  447. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  448. New haircut!
  449. I just bought this
  450. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  451. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  452. come on, put on the slippers.
  453. My new tattoo
  454. #DrinkSaltwater
  455. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  456. Mistakes were made.
  457. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  458. school's out!
  459. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  460. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  461. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  462. super high intensity training at NORAD
  463. The view outside of my airplane window.
  464. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  465. The vlog was better than the movie
  466. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  467. Death star model 0.0.73
  468. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  469. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  470. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  471. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  472. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  473. i'm now 75% more efficient
  474. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  475. We live in a golden age!
  476. To infinity and Birdyond!
  477. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  478. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  479. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  480. Is this too cheesy?
  481. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  482. You must be new here.
  483. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  484. Nope nope nope nope nope
  485. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  486. those weren't Altoids.
  487. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  488. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  489. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  490. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  491. Use the force responsibly.
  492. Come on party people, put your hands together
  493. Monday mornings
  494. this was my inspiration
  495. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  496. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  497. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  498. New amazon product
  499. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  500. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  501. I think I can... I think I can
  502. I am a beautiful person.
  503. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  504. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  505. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  506. diy abortion
  507. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  508. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  509. in line at the dmv
  510. truly, i am euphoric
  511. so, scientology...
  512. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  513. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  514. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  515. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  516. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  517. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  518. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  519. How many can there be?
  520. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  521. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  522. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  523. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  524. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  525. Black begins and wins.
  526. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  527. The ents met the triffids
  528. inner city air conditioning
  529. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  530. me and all my friends
  531. #notamodel #nofilter
  532. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  533. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  534. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  535. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  536. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  537. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  538. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  539. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  540. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  541. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  542. Now turn it upside-down
  543. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  544. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  545. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  546. Black box recorder
  547. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  548. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  549. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  550. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  551. I lost my wrist
  552. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  553. I can has cheezburger?
  554. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  555. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  556. wake up sheeple!
  557. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  558. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  559. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  560. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  561. everyday i'm shoveling
  562. This is exactly what you think it is
  563. What, Me worry?
  564. oh no you didn't
  565. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  566. how do i turn this off?
  567. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  568. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  569. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  570. still, i think it was a good idea
  571. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  572. Soon. Soon...
  573. This is why we can't have good things
  574. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  575. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  576. I 'M out of the acorn
  577. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  578. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  579. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  580. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  581. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  582. One of the less popular Transformers.
  583. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  584. That is one dapper bird.
  585. Eat my shorts
  586. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  587. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  588. stipple slash of saturn
  589. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  590. My nose will grow now.
  591. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  592. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  593. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  594. Yeah... never gonna happen
  595. Oh no! Not Again.
  596. I broke the etch & sketch
  597. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  598. #this_is_sparta
  599. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  600. Is it really today, already?
  601. ha ha ha... no.
  602. I'm ready!
  603. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  604. #DARE to #DREAM
  605. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  606. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  607. I found a three fingered kitten!
  608. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  609. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  610. An eight-stringed octopus?
  611. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  612. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  613. Would you like to play a game?
  614. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  615. No more sorrow!
  616. Picking mushrooms
  617. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  618. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  619. A window into my soul
  620. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  621. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  622. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  623. #bedhead
  624. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  625. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  626. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  627. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  628. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  629. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  630. smiling is for optimists
  631. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  632. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  633. Just Got A new camera phone!
  634. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  635. Burnination? Huh?
  636. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  637. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  638. AGHHHHH
  639. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  640. Rollerskating always was overrated
  641. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  642. The next generation of crypto currencies
  643. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  644. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  645. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  646. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  647. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  648. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  649. Goldilocks party!
  650. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  651. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  652. Existance is an illusion
  653. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  654. Any hatchlings in here?
  655. The side of my car. #roadrage
  656. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  657. the only people for me are the mad ones
  658. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  659. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  660. You did what in my tuba?
  661. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  662. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  663. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  664. I knew there would be side effects
  665. step one: cut a hole in the box
  666. Da_FEELS###!
  667. We've got a problem
  668. check out my new pet
  669. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  670. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  671. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  672. Mmm, Spider cake!
  673. Maths are hard
  674. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  675. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  676. Where do I plug this in?
  677. no one ever suspected the shovel
  678. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  679. Do you have a lighter?
  680. Penguins are people too #equality
  681. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  682. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  683. THis is a love/hate poem.
  684. Sorry for the potato quality.
  685. Look at that fart propulsion
  686. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  687. What? It's always that color.
  688. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  689. OMG! Kittens!
  690. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  691. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  692. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  693. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  694. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  695. He left me! :ccc
  696. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  697. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  698. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  699. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  700. This is a good idea
  701. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  702. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  703. how do you get the screensaver off?
  704. Oh bother not again
  705. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  706. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  707. my new boss
  708. my cat is sick
  709. A job so boring a bird could do it
  710. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  711. This photo was taken from my basement
  712. Me, before the topical ointment
  713. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  714. My parents took away my phone privileges
  715. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  716. their love was doomed from the start...
  717. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  718. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  719. they said we couldn't play god
  720. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  721. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  722. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  723. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  724. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  725. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  726. for you
  727. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  728. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  729. is that a war walrus?
  730. what to have for breakfast?
  731. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  732. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  733. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  734. Notice anything different?
  735. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  736. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  737. I broke cookie clicker...
  738. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  739. look what i found underneath my pillow
  740. That's not a chicken
  741. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  742. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  743. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  744. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  745. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  746. and to think this is where it all started
  747. I got the job!
  748. Never gonna give you up...
  749. #twinsies
  750. In my dreams I'm always strong
  751. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  752. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  753. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  754. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  755. True Self-Control
  756. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  757. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  758. The best brick joke possible.
  759. I got this in the mail today
  760. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  761. it's in a good part of town
  762. father & daughter re-unite!
  763. Well, now this is a thing.
  764. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  765. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  766. I forgot to get a plane
  767. This explains everything
  768. my wonderful dad!
  769. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  770. Spring has sprang
  771. Had to settle for a beard
  772. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  773. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  774. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  775. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  776. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  777. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  778. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  779. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  780. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  781. And so the hunt begins!
  782. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  783. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  784. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  785. #Donthate #Truelove
  786. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  787. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  788. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  789. This is why I'm not an EMT
  790. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  791. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  792. Oh, Canada...
  793. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  794. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  795. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  796. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  797. Cruise Kingdom
  798. What has science done?!
  799. Oh shit, not again.
  800. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  801. Oh No! Not again!
  802. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  803. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  804. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  805. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  806. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  807. Worst pokemon ever
  808. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  809. The Little Borg Prince
  810. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  811. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  812. Have fun in the Alps lol
  813. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  814. Day 12: it's going well I think
  815. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  816. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  817. just cos()
  818. Is there really any point? FML
  819. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  820. this is just a tribute #thed
  821. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  822. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  823. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  824. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  825. No lie, this is delicious
  826. Things Lost in couch cushions
  827. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  828. it's pretty dark in this box
  829. That sweater is so 2013
  830. I can walk on my hands
  831. just playing with my pet
  832. Deal with it
  833. peeling back the pages of history
  834. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  835. The newest Olympic sport
  836. #Photobomb
  837. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  838. clever girl.....
  839. Please send help.
  840. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  841. Pizza TIME
  842. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  843. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  844. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  845. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  846. Wait, you can see that too
  847. that's one nasty burn!
  848. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  849. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  850. Weeeee!!!
  851. This guy...
  852. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  853. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  854. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  855. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  856. I should really separate those
  857. I just don't get recursion.
  858. still better than last year in ottawa
  859. new drupal logo
  860. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  861. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  862. There's a third bump, growing fast
  863. I has a sad
  864. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  865. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  866. Target Found.
  867. Robots in much better disguise
  868. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  869. the game begins...
  870. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  871. good old troubleshootin'
  872. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  873. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  874. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  875. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  876. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  877. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  878. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  879. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  880. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  881. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  882. big data strikes back
  883. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  884. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  885. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  886. only 90s kids will get this!
  887. Another one bites the dust
  888. Fulfilling western ideals!
  889. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  890. What could go wrong?
  891. My new haircut!
  892. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  893. "I am So. Much. More."
  894. I wonder what will this lead to...
  895. take that atheists
  896. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  897. this plot is odd.
  898. New headcanon:
  899. Just some home decorating
  900. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  901. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  902. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  903. What do you see? I see a cat!
  904. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  905. Don't inhale!
  906. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  907. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  908. I loled my head off!!!
  909. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  910. April Fools!
  911. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  912. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  913. i was gonna eat that
  914. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  915. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  916. I'd tap dat.
  917. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  918. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  919. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  920. Why potato why?
  921. Why?
  922. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  923. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
  924. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  925. bURMA sHAVE!
  926. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  927. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  928. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  929. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  930. Do the Harlem Shake
  931. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  932. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  933. Lack of cucumbers
  934. Are you kidding me?
  935. I don't know how to play...
  936. Life on the moon.
  937. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  938. finally got that squid stache
  939. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  940. WTF!?
  941. i do the same thing at frat parties
  942. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  943. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  944. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  945. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  946. Just one of those days
  947. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  948. #comfortfood
  949. what's a lens cap?
  950. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  951. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  952. Selfie in the morning
  953. That's just not very funny
  954. it's not what you think
  955. Best map projection ever
  956. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  957. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  958. PostPostModern art
  959. THAT'S NO MOON
  960. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  961. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  962. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  963. Let's have a blinking contest
  964. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  965. Why did it have to end this Way?
  966. i think i need to get out more.
  967. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  968. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  969. dOG SHAMING
  970. I found it!!!!!!!
  971. hgghjg
  972. You are not a good person
  973. Not as healthy as it looks
  974. It's a cat ass trophy
  975. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  976. i pushed this. was that bad?
  977. Hat in the cat strike back!
  978. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  979. One of these things doesn't belong.
  980. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  981. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  982. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  983. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  984. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  985. is this just a fantasy?
  986. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  987. They see me rolling, they hating
  988. When you get a perfect score on your test
  989. Ramen is squishy and soft
  990. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  991. too much right beef
  992. As you can see It's windy out here
  993. this didn't last long.
  994. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  995. where do all the cheetos go
  996. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  997. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  998. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  999. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1000. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1001. Thanks!
  1002. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  1003. Me llamo t-bone
  1004. Beyond Level 256...
  1005. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1006. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  1007. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1008. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  1009. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  1010. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1011. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  1012. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1013. mmm...vegemite...
  1014. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  1015. such lambda
  1016. crawling and texting #badcombination
  1017. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1018. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1019. Look at me jumping!
  1020. there snow such thing as global warming
  1021. Does this look infected?
  1022. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  1023. real letters have curves #Serif
  1024. I hate this channel
  1025. furrowed mustache
  1026. <3 hanging out with saruman
  1027. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  1028. Christ, what an asshole.
  1029. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1030. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  1031. I like this picture
  1032. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1033. taken from earth orbit
  1034. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  1035. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  1036. #justnasathings
  1037. What are you, a dictionary?
  1038. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  1039. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1040. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1041. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  1042. It's not a good part of town
  1043. FML
  1044. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  1045. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1046. My gout's acting up again
  1047. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1048. 8.5 hours later...
  1049. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1050. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  1051. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  1052. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  1053. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1054. feeding my pet
  1055. It was the rational response
  1056. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1057. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  1058. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  1059. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  1060. Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
  1061. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  1062. Captain obvious strikes again
  1063. Jesus Wept
  1064. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  1065. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1066. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  1067. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  1068. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  1069. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  1070. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  1071. Pants Optional
  1072. Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
  1073. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  1074. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  1075. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  1076. Love is creepy
  1077. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  1078. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1079. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1080. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  1081. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  1082. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  1083. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1084. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  1085. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  1086. Look at my dollar coin
  1087. share and enjoy
  1088. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1089. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  1090. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  1091. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1092. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  1093. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  1094. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  1095. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  1096. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  1097. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  1098. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1099. They're watching us.
  1100. Down time
  1101. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1102. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  1103. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  1104. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  1105. they dont need us anymore
  1106. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1107. Evolution of puzzles
  1108. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1109. Just a little more to the right
  1110. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  1111. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1112. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  1113. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  1114. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  1115. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1116. NUTS!
  1117. How did the mars rover get here?
  1118. oh look, a penny
  1119. When everything looks like a hammer
  1120. Quite.
  1121. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1122. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  1123. Minimalist cat
  1124. Job interview today.
  1125. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  1126. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  1127. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  1128. The evolution of fun
  1129. The signal came from this sector
  1130. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1131. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  1132. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  1133. This is how you get ants!
  1134. OMG Becky look at her butt
  1135. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1136. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1137. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  1138. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  1139. go home elephant you are drunk
  1140. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  1141. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  1142. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1143. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  1144. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1145. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  1146. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1147. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  1148. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1149. How does this work again?
  1150. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1151. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1152. It is never safe.
  1153. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  1154. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1155. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  1156. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  1157. you know, for kids
  1158. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1159. First day at school
  1160. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  1161. The dress is black and white!
  1162. look at me, i'm from England!
  1163. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  1164. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  1165. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  1166. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1167. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1168. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  1169. Talking to my fans...
  1170. It's bigger after you put it together.
  1171. intertial reference frame, activate!
  1172. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  1173. If you've got a moustache...
  1174. Look at my new blue dress!
  1175. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1176. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1177. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  1178. Selfie #Nofilter
  1179. My clothes need a wash...
  1180. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1181. someone take this banana off my face
  1182. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  1183. The taste stays with you forever
  1184. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  1185. Am I a Pokemon?
  1186. What is your Pony Personality?
  1187. i love a good featureless white void
  1188. This photo mooves me
  1189. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1190. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  1191. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1192. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1193. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1194. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1195. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1196. #giganticflower #headshot
  1197. Finally here!
  1198. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1199. When pandas have nightmares
  1200. a spherical cow
  1201. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  1202. I will take that one please
  1203. Eating my breakfast!
  1204. it all fits together, guys!
  1205. How did I get here?
  1206. Happy Birthday!
  1207. See it again in slo mo
  1208. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  1209. omg too much chiplote
  1210. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  1211. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1212. #bornthisway
  1213. Dawn: The Final day
  1214. I think i lost my dorsal fin
  1215. This is just like my 5th birthday party.
  1216. I fought the law. They won
  1217. Man in the Moon slumming
  1218. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  1219. #onering #fuckhobbits
  1220. I don't regret pressing the button
  1221. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  1222. BANANANANANANANANANA
  1223. Exes, am I right?
  1224. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  1225. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1226. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  1227. This is what happiness looks like
  1228. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  1229. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1230. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  1231. This is symbolic.
  1232. Great ScotT!
  1233. look at my new dog!
  1234. throwing epic shade!
  1235. crenellate good times, c'Mon!
  1236. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  1237. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
  1238. HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
  1239. Where are the three sea shells?
  1240. I'm never going on chatroulette again
  1241. OMG I cannot even
  1242. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  1243. Making a selfie.
  1244. i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
  1245. the hills have eyes
  1246. AUUUGH
  1247. Vegans gonna hate
  1248. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  1249. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  1250. My 7 picture is upside down
  1251. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
  1252. This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
  1253. Goodnight moon
  1254. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  1255. Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
  1256. #stublife
  1257. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  1258. i'm being ironic
  1259. All my selfies be like
  1260. we have the technology.
  1261. it makes sense if you think about it
  1262. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  1263. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  1264. I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
  1265. I knew I nailed it!
  1266. i have a bad feeling about this.
  1267. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  1268. Ow.
  1269. I wonder if it will be friends with me
  1270. Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
  1271. could anyone help me find my contacts?
  1272. photobombed again
  1273. i've made a huge mistake
  1274. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
  1275. That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
  1276. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  1277. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  1278. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  1279. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  1280. welcome to the internet
  1281. "Bake him away, toys"
  1282. conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
  1283. The Zebra was lying down
  1284. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  1285. Hey guys, watch this
  1286. #GOD
  1287. How is this still a thing?
  1288. He's been there for three days
  1289. Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
  1290. Found this mushroom, thought of you
  1291. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
  1292. I mistook myself for a bird
  1293. HELP I'M just a pheasant
  1294. Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
  1295. Belgium
  1296. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  1297. To the victor go the spoils.
  1298. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  1299. only 90 kids will remember this.
  1300. i'm really diggin' your shovel
  1301. Ikea art
  1302. Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
  1303. Weather's Crazy today
  1304. my lasik didn't go so well.
  1305. USB SUX
  1306. it's bicycles all the way down
  1307. They're all watching me
  1308. I got a new geigerteller
  1309. I sentence you to deliciousness!
  1310. play it cool
  1311. sorry dad
  1312. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  1313. it's fun to do bad things
  1314. #imnotracistbut
  1315. I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
  1316. The magic smoke escaped :(
  1317. This caught my eye
  1318. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  1319. leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
  1320. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
  1321. We've given up trying to justify this.
  1322. Life outside the matrix
  1323. I lost my tooth
  1324. it's like rain on your wedding day!
  1325. Well, this is a puzzling development.
  1326. the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
  1327. searching for brain, found this instead
  1328. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
  1329. Diet is working!
  1330. This explains it all
  1331. Legal Issues
  1332. You want to know how i got these scars?
  1333. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  1334. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  1335. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
  1336. is it midnight yet?
  1337. Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
  1338. I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
  1339. My cat is cuter than yours.
  1340. how do I take photos with this?
  1341. Do my feet smell?
  1342. I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
  1343. ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
  1344. MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
  1345. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  1346. I love star wars!
  1347. rodeo!!
  1348. Flat file viewing
  1349. nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
  1350. DuckDuckGoes!
  1351. Only 90s kids will remember
  1352. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
  1353. When in doubt, just blow on it!
  1354. who sent me a bobcat?
  1355. duckface is the new radians
  1356. Macklemore concert was awesome!
  1357. And the least of the five evils is....
  1358. File not found ... creating fake file...
  1359. yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
  1360. I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
  1361. Hoping this makes it past customs
  1362. We are not men. we are devo.
  1363. I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
  1364. i broke it
  1365. SOmething went wrong while shaving...
  1366. married a cat
  1367. peacekeeping mission is a total success
  1368. Everything truly IS awesome!
  1369. My halloween costume
  1370. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
  1371. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
  1372. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  1373. #sudowoodoproblems
  1374. Space from my window
  1375. cowabunga dude
  1376. Daylight spending time!
  1377. It seemed better in my head
  1378. 4 8 15 16 23 42
  1379. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  1380. Like a G6, baby, like a g6
  1381. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
  1382. OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
  1383. Dryads. that is all.
  1384. This squirrel really knows how to cook
  1385. I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
  1386. Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
  1387. Asteroids hate him!
  1388. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
  1389. well, this really puts things in perspective.
  1390. Gotta catch em all.
  1391. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  1392. Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
  1393. Is that a new pokemon?
  1394. #Worstweekever
  1395. cowabunga, dudes!
  1396. #rememberthetitans
  1397. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
  1398. this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
  1399. #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
  1400. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
  1401. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  1402. Nom nom nom
  1403. Pac-man's missing piece
  1404. This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
  1405. don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
  1406. This was the most unkindest cut of all
  1407. I don't get it either.
  1408. I believe in an afterbirth.
  1409. I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
  1410. Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
  1411. I'm a wizard!
  1412. Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
  1413. International relationships are getting worse
  1414. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
  1415. Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
  1416. unhappy in space
  1417. breakfast in 'merica
  1418. curiosity fed the cat
  1419. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  1420. Dawn of the Bread
  1421. 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
  1422. #drbalanced
  1423. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
  1424. Massive orgy reaches climax
  1425. when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
  1426. Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
  1427. I think this is the wrong python script
  1428. i don't have time for this!
  1429. Cat tax paid
  1430. I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
  1431. #gps be like
  1432. this is not what i meant it to be
  1433. Wake up, sheeple.
  1434. new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
  1435. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
  1436. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
  1437. It's smaller on the outside
  1438. I think we deserved it.
  1439. Finally, new tires
  1440. my toothache has got worse recently
  1441. I'd tap that
  1442. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
  1443. Visited mom today
  1444. Sarlac ball pit!
  1445. i invented a thing
  1446. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
  1447. check out my new sauron fanfic
  1448. What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
  1449. Solo Thumbwar
  1450. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  1451. Go purr yourself!
  1452. IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
  1453. funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
  1454. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  1455. When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
  1456. Flying fish had no affect on it
  1457. Tamper-Proof
  1458. picture of my boyfriend
  1459. I've discovered a new clean-power source
  1460. Get that camera out of my face!
  1461. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  1462. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
  1463. Has science gone too far?
  1464. Not even once
  1465. #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
  1466. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
  1467. My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
  1468. My hobby: photography
  1469. The last thing you see before you die
  1470. I have never been happy
  1471. I only wanted a cheeseburger
  1472. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  1473. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
  1474. Never divide by zero
  1475. we sail the ocean orange
  1476. At least it stopped bleeding acid
  1477. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  1478. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  1479. He did say it was edible
  1480. hello darkness my old friend
  1481. help wanted. inquire within.
  1482. He nailed it!
  1483. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  1484. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  1485. HODOR!
  1486. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  1487. Hoverboard to full power!
  1488. How did I get here?!?
  1489. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  1490. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  1491. i'll never get tired of this.
  1492. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  1493. I'm a fighter!
  1494. I'm a Real Boy!
  1495. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  1496. I've been robbed!
  1497. I've made a huge mistake
  1498. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  1499. i've never felt so alone.
  1500. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  1501. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  1502. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  1503. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  1504. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  1505. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  1506. I CHOOSE YOU!
  1507. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  1508. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  1509. I don't think this is working
  1510. I don't want to set the world on fire
  1511. I dream of death
  1512. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  1513. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  1514. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  1515. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  1516. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  1517. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  1518. If you're brave enough...
  1519. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  1520. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  1521. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  1522. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  1523. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  1524. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  1525. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  1526. i need to do my laundry more often.
  1527. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  1528. in theathers, close to you
  1529. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  1530. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  1531. I say: nuts to that!
  1532. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  1533. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  1534. I solved the debt crisis!
  1535. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  1536. Is this real life?
  1537. Is this room 101?
  1538. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  1539. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  1540. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  1541. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  1542. I think I need new glasses.
  1543. I thought it would be bigger
  1544. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  1545. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  1546. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  1547. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  1548. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  1549. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  1550. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  1551. Just another day in paradise
  1552. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  1553. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  1554. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  1555. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  1556. ksp mission success
  1557. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  1558. leapfrog, anyone?
  1559. like my new haircut?
  1560. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  1561. look ma, no hands!
  1562. look what happened to my satellite
  1563. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  1564. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  1565. Magnificent as fuck
  1566. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  1567. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  1568. Mari-OH
  1569. mario Kart is harder in real life
  1570. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  1571. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  1572. Minister! We're running out of time.
  1573. moo!
  1574. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  1575. Moses lied to me.
  1576. My dad in the army
  1577. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  1578. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  1579. My Hobby: freaking people out
  1580. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  1581. my new duvet cover!
  1582. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  1583. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  1584. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  1585. My selfie stick broke.
  1586. My server cooling system.
  1587. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  1588. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  1589. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  1590. Nasa is fully funded
  1591. Need a Haircut
  1592. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  1593. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  1594. New car flipping world record set
  1595. New means to help collect more evidence
  1596. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  1597. new phone who dis
  1598. NO. JUST NO.
  1599. No guitar without a sombrero
  1600. Not a fruit
  1601. Not Again :(
  1602. Nothing new under the sun
  1603. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  1604. now you're hungry too.
  1605. Oh, that's where I left them!
  1606. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  1607. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  1608. Oh god is it still following me?
  1609. Oh no! Not again.
  1610. Oh no, it's the moon
  1611. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  1612. omfg, space bugs
  1613. one does not simply wok into mordor
  1614. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  1615. Oops.
  1616. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  1617. Oy, my giblets!
  1618. Parlez vous Francais?
  1619. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  1620. passed another hitch hiker
  1621. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  1622. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  1623. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  1624. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  1625. Press 'continue' to abort.
  1626. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  1627. Prius Love
  1628. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  1629. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  1630.  ?????????????
  1631. quack quack, motherflipper
  1632. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  1633. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  1634. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  1635. reverse et
  1636. reverse microwave oven
  1637. rm -rf /
  1638. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  1639. Rock, paper, FACE
  1640. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  1641. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  1642. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  1643. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  1644. should i see a doctor about this?
  1645. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  1646. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1647. So, this happened.
  1648. So...Magnets, right?
  1649. So... those were real
  1650. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  1651. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  1652. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  1653. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1654. Somewhere, this exists.
  1655. So thats What Jesus did
  1656. Spiders. Nope.
  1657. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1658. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  1659. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  1660. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  1661. Sun deflation: optimal
  1662. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  1663. terminal velocity is a myth
  1664. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  1665. Thanks Obama!
  1666. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  1667. that's me!
  1668. That's not a nut!
  1669. That's too much, man!
  1670. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  1671. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1672. The birds found the hobbit hole
  1673. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  1674. The cat brought in another bird.
  1675. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  1676. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  1677. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  1678. the event horizon returned
  1679. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  1680. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1681. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  1682. The HORROR!
  1683. The knids are hungry
  1684. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  1685. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1686. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  1687. The Prodigy is in town!
  1688. The prophecy was true!
  1689. the rest is darkness and decay
  1690. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1691. These aren't my sandwiches
  1692. The secret to infinite storage space
  1693. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  1694. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  1695. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1696. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1697. The time has come.
  1698. they're all dead, dave.
  1699. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1700. This elevator has no 'down'!
  1701. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  1702. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  1703. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1704. This is what i had for breakfast
  1705. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  1706. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  1707. This photo was taken from my iphone
  1708. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  1709. this was in the bible
  1710. Threaten large birds... check.
  1711. Today i am a Chinese clock
  1712. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  1713. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  1714. too much lens flare?
  1715. Top of the world
  1716. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  1717. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  1718. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  1719. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  1720. two great tastes that go great together
  1721. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1722. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1723. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  1724. Visual representation of Dubstep
  1725. Wait for it...
  1726. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  1727. WARRRBLGARBL
  1728. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  1729. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1730. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  1731. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  1732. welcome to Argentina
  1733. welcome to the space jam
  1734. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  1735. well, so much for the space program
  1736. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1737. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1738. what a bummer
  1739. What are pixels?
  1740. What could possibly go wrong™?
  1741. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1742. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  1743. Where did THAT come from?
  1744. Where did this road come from?!?
  1745. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  1746. who do you think I am?
  1747. whoops GPS error
  1748. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  1749. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1750. Why are there ants on my face?!
  1751. Why do dogs like this?
  1752. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  1753. Why do people do this?
  1754. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  1755. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1756. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  1757. Worth it for the karma.
  1758. would you choose the microwave over this?
  1759. Wow. Just, Wow.
  1760. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1761. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1762. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1763. [user was banned for this text]
  1764. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1765. 突っ込むところもねい!
  1766. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1767. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1768. 💩

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The text for when there are multiple images to choose from (685 of these are also used in the feed. 14 have not been found in the feed)

  1. "Bake him away, toys"
  2. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  3. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  4. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  5. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  6. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  7. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  8. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  9. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  10. #bedhead
  11. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  12. #bornthisway
  13. #BROKEN
  14. #CATSANDBIRDS
  15. #caturday
  16. #comfortfood
  17. #Compromise
  18. #DARE to #DREAM
  19. #delfie
  20. #Donthate #Truelove
  21. #DrinkSaltwater
  22. #duckface
  23. #fallingfromorbit
  24. #flavorbomb
  25. #giganticflower #headshot
  26. #GOD
  27. #gps be like
  28. #hashtag
  29. #Hopeicanfly
  30. #lifehacks
  31. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  32. #Long_Exposure
  33. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  34. #me #throwbackthursday
  35. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
  36. #newhipsterbike
  37. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  38. #nomakeup #natural
  39. #notallmen
  40. #notamodel #nofilter
  41. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  42. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  43. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  44. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  45. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  46. #stublife
  47. #Toobigtofall
  48. #toothproblems
  49. #twinsies
  50. #vampiremirrorselfie
  51. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
  52. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  53. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  54. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  55. 3 year olds first lego experience
  56. 8.5 hours later...
  57. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  58. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  59. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  60. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  61. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  62. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  63. <3 hanging out with saruman
  64. >< ))*>
  65. Aaaaaargh
  66. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  67. about to die lol
  68. ack
  69. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  70. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  71. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  72. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  73. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  74. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  75. A job so boring a bird could do it
  76. All flesh is grass
  77. Allons-Y!
  78. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  79. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  80. Always get a full nights rest
  81. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  82. amazons newest delivery method
  83. Am I a Pokemon?
  84. Amirite??
  85. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  86. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
  87. and suddenly, popcorn
  88. and then there were nine
  89. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  90. and to think this is where it all started
  91. An eight-stringed octopus?
  92. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  93. Another one bites the dust
  94. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  95. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  96. An unsuccessful bike design...
  97. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  98. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  99. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  100. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  101. Apparently it's a thing now...
  102. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  103. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  104. apple's new offering: iscream
  105. April Fools!
  106. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  107. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  108. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  109. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  110. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  111. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  112. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  113. As you can see It's windy out here
  114. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  115. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  116. australia is not NZ!
  117. AUUUGH
  118. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  119. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  120. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  121. back on tinder!
  122. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  123. Banana invasion in progress
  124. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  125. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  126. Bay-bae lolz
  127. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  128. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  129. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  130. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  131. best day evar!!!!
  132. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
  133. Best Halloween costume yet!
  134. Best map projection ever
  135. best republican caucus ever!
  136. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  137. big ben is going down.
  138. Big bowl of star-flakes
  139. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  140. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  141. bit nosy, aren't you?
  142. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  143. Black box recorder
  144. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  145. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  146. bowTieght!
  147. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  148. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  149. bURMA sHAVE!
  150. Burnination? Huh?
  151. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
  152. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  153. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  154. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  155. Cant explain that
  156. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  157. Captain obvious strikes again
  158. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  159. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  160. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  161. cest ne pas un pipe
  162. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  163. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  164. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  165. Check out my new sonic oc!
  166. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  167. check out my usb sword!
  168. clever girl.....
  169. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  170. Click to show secret text
  171. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  172. come on, put on the slippers.
  173. Come on party people, put your hands together
  174. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  175. Copernicus: The early years
  176. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  177. crawling and texting #badcombination
  178. cthulu caught me slipping
  179. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  180. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  181. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  182. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  183. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  184. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  185. Dawn of the Bread
  186. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  187. Day 12: it's going well I think
  188. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  189. Daylight spending time!
  190. Da_FEELS###!
  191. Deal with it
  192. Death star model 0.0.73
  193. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  194. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  195. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  196. diy abortion
  197. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  198. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
  199. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  200. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  201. dOG SHAMING
  202. Do I look fat in this photo?
  203. Do I look like a penguin?
  204. Do my feet look fat?
  205. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  206. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  207. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  208. Don't have a cow, man
  209. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  210. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  211. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  212. Do the Harlem Shake
  213. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  214. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  215. Dryads. that is all.
  216. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  217. Dude, where's my car?
  218. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  219. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  220. emergency butter delivery
  221. engage!
  222. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  223. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  224. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  225. every breath you take, every move you make
  226. everyday i'm shoveling
  227. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  228. everything makes sense now
  229. Everything truly IS awesome!
  230. Evolution of puzzles
  231. Extreme beer pong
  232. Fancy
  233. father & daughter re-unite!
  234. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  235. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  236. Field Trip!
  237. File not found ... creating fake file...
  238. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  239. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  240. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  241. finally got that squid stache
  242. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  243. First day of school.
  244. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  245. First post, be friendly
  246. First time posting, please be nice
  247. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  248. flying car - it is now officially the future
  249. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  250. Foiled again by the bell curve
  251. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  252. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  253. forgot to turn the oven off!
  254. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  255. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  256. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  257. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  258. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  259. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  260. Fucking CAKE
  261. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  262. furrowed mustache
  263. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  264. get your ass to mars
  265. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  266. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  267. go home elephant you are drunk
  268. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  269. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  270. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  271. gotta take big ben down a peg
  272. Got your nose!
  273. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  274. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  275. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
  276. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  277. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  278. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  279. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  280. Had to settle for a beard
  281. ha ha ha... no.
  282. haha oh my cat
  283. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  284. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  285. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
  286. He did say it was edible
  287. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  288. hello darkness my old friend
  289. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  290. help wanted. inquire within.
  291. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  292. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  293. He was never seen again
  294. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
  295. Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
  296. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  297. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  298. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  299. hobbitses
  300. HODOR!
  301. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  302. Holy Meals on Wheels
  303. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  304. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  305. How's My new haircut?
  306. How many can there be?
  307. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  308. I'd call this experiment a success.
  309. I'd tap dat.
  310. I'll catch it one day
  311. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  312. i'll never get tired of this.
  313. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  314. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  315. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  316. I'm a fighter!
  317. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  318. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  319. I'm lost without your love, baby
  320. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  321. I'm never going on chatroulette again
  322. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  323. i'm now 75% more efficient
  324. I 'M out of the acorn
  325. I'm ready!
  326. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  327. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
  328. I've been robbed!
  329. I've discovered a new clean-power source
  330. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  331. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  332. I've made a huge mistake
  333. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  334. i've never felt so alone.
  335. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  336. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  337. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  338. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  339. I blame supernasa
  340. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  341. I broke cookie clicker...
  342. I broke the etch & sketch
  343. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  344. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  345. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  346. I can has cheezburger?
  347. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  348. I can take photos with my teeth!
  349. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  350. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  351. I don't get it either.
  352. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  353. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  354. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  355. I don't think this is working
  356. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  357. I dream of death
  358. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  359. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  360. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  361. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  362. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  363. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  364. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  365. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  366. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  367. I found a three fingered kitten!
  368. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  369. If you're brave enough...
  370. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  371. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  372. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  373. I got the job!
  374. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  375. i hate it when this happens
  376. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  377. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  378. i have a bad feeling about this.
  379. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  380. I just bought this
  381. I just can't see the point anymore
  382. I just don't get recursion.
  383. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  384. I just want to watch the world burn
  385. Ikea art
  386. I knew there would be side effects
  387. i love a good featureless white void
  388. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  389. I love star wars!
  390. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  391. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  392. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  393. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  394. i need to do my laundry more often.
  395. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  396. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  397. in line at the dmv
  398. In my dreams I'm always strong
  399. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  400. International relationships are getting worse
  401. intertial reference frame, activate!
  402. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  403. in theathers, close to you
  404. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
  405. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  406. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  407. i pushed this. was that bad?
  408. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  409. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  410. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  411. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  412. I say: nuts to that!
  413. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  414. is good idea yes
  415. I solved the debt crisis!
  416. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  417. Is that a new pokemon?
  418. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  419. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
  420. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  421. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  422. Is this real life?
  423. Is this room 101?
  424. Is this too cheesy?
  425. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  426. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  427. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  428. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  429. It's bigger after you put it together.
  430. it's fun to do bad things
  431. it's in a good part of town
  432. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  433. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  434. It's the little things
  435. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  436. I think I need new glasses.
  437. i think i need to get out more.
  438. I think there's something here
  439. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  440. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  441. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  442. I thought it would be bigger
  443. I thought of it, and it happened
  444. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  445. It is never safe.
  446. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  447. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  448. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  449. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  450. It seemed better in my head
  451. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  452. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  453. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  454. It was the rational response
  455. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  456. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  457. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  458. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  459. I was late
  460. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  461. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  462. i wonder why you left me here.
  463. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  464. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  465. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  466. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  467. Just another day in paradise
  468. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  469. Just Got A new camera phone!
  470. Just one of those days
  471. just playing with my pet
  472. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  473. kang, do i look good in this?
  474. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  475. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  476. ksp mission success
  477. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  478. last march of the ents
  479. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  480. Legal Issues
  481. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  482. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  483. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  484. Light traffic today.
  485. like my new haircut?
  486. Like my new nails?
  487. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  488. London
  489. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  490. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  491. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  492. Look at me jumping!
  493. Look at my dollar coin
  494. Look at my new blue dress!
  495. look at my new dog!
  496. Look at that fart propulsion
  497. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  498. look ma, no hands!
  499. look what happened to my satellite
  500. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  501. love it!
  502. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  503. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  504. Macklemore concert was awesome!
  505. Magnificent as fuck
  506. Magnified 10,000 times
  507. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  508. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  509. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  510. Mari-OH
  511. mario Kart is harder in real life
  512. married a cat
  513. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  514. Maths are hard
  515. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  516. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  517. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  518. Me, before the topical ointment
  519. me and all my friends
  520. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  521. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  522. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  523. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  524. Minimalist cat
  525. Minister! We're running out of time.
  526. Mistakes were made.
  527. Mmm, Spider cake!
  528. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
  529. Monday mornings
  530. monkey movember
  531. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  532. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  533. Moses lied to me.
  534. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  535. My 7 picture is upside down
  536. My baby is learning how to write!
  537. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  538. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  539. My cat barfed this out
  540. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  541. My cat is cuter than yours.
  542. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  543. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  544. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  545. My clothes need a wash...
  546. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  547. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  548. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  549. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  550. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  551. My gout's acting up again
  552. My Hobby: freaking people out
  553. My house is my castle
  554. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  555. my new boss
  556. My new cat is awesome
  557. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  558. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  559. My new tattoo
  560. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  561. My nose will grow now.
  562. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  563. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  564. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  565. My selfie stick broke.
  566. Myspace tom to ground control-
  567. My tastes are very... singular
  568. mYTH BUSTED!
  569. my toothache has got worse recently
  570. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  571. my wonderful dad!
  572. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  573. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  574. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  575. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
  576. Never gonna give you up...
  577. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
  578. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  579. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  580. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  581. New haircut!
  582. New means to help collect more evidence
  583. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  584. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  585. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  586. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  587. NO. JUST NO.
  588. No guitar without a sombrero
  589. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  590. no one ever suspected the shovel
  591. Nope nope nope nope nope
  592. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  593. Not a fruit
  594. Not Again :(
  595. Nothing new under the sun
  596. Notice anything different?
  597. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  598. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  599. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  600. no wonder the cat always sits here
  601. Now turn it upside-down
  602. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  603. now you're hungry too.
  604. NUTS!
  605. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  606. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  607. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  608. Oh God! It's happening again!
  609. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  610. Oh god is it still following me?
  611. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  612. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  613. Oh here we go
  614. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  615. oh look, a penny
  616. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  617. Oh no! Not again.
  618. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  619. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  620. Oh no, it's the moon
  621. oh no you didn't
  622. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  623. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  624. omfg, space bugs
  625. OMG! Kittens!
  626. OMG Becky look at her butt
  627. one does not simply wok into mordor
  628. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  629. One of the less popular Transformers.
  630. One of these things doesn't belong.
  631. One of those mornings...
  632. One year ago I looked like this
  633. only 90s kids will get this!
  634. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  635. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  636. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  637. Oops.
  638. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  639. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  640. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  641. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  642. Ow.
  643. Oy, my giblets!
  644. Pac-man's missing piece
  645. Pants Optional
  646. Park and ride
  647. Parlez vous Francais?
  648. passed another hitch hiker
  649. Penguins are people too #equality
  650. Perspective issues
  651. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  652. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  653. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  654. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  655. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  656. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  657. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  658. Pizza TIME
  659. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  660. PostPostModern art
  661. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  662. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  663. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  664. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  665. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  666. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  667. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  668.  ???? USA! USA! ????
  669. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  670. Ramen is squishy and soft
  671. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  672. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  673. real letters have curves #Serif
  674. really not how I thought I would die
  675. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  676. rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
  677. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  678. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  679. rm -rf /
  680. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  681. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  682. rodeo!!
  683. Rollerskating always was overrated
  684. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  685. run little ghost, run!
  686. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  687. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  688. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  689. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  690. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  691. searching for brain, found this instead
  692. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  693. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  694. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  695. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  696. Selfie in the morning
  697. Self Portrait: Complete.
  698. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  699. share and enjoy
  700. should i see a doctor about this?
  701. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  702. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  703. smiling is for optimists
  704. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  705. So, it has come to this...
  706. So, this happened.
  707. So...Magnets, right?
  708. So... those were real
  709. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  710. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  711. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  712. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  713. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  714. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  715. someone take this banana off my face
  716. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  717. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  718. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
  719. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  720. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  721. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  722. Somewhere, this exists.
  723. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  724. Sorry for the potato quality.
  725. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  726. Spaaaaaaaace!
  727. Spiders. Nope.
  728. Spring has sprang
  729. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  730. stay away from my eggcorns
  731. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  732. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  733. step one: cut a hole in the box
  734. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  735. Steve is realxing
  736. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  737. still better than last year in ottawa
  738. stipple slash of saturn
  739. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  740. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  741. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  742. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  743. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  744. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  745. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  746. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  747. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  748. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  749. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  750. take two, they are small
  751. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  752. Target Found.
  753. terminal velocity is a myth
  754. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  755. Thanks!
  756. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  757. That's just not very funny
  758. that's me!
  759. That's not a nut!
  760. that's one nasty burn!
  761. That's too much, man!
  762. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  763. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  764. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  765. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  766. That sweater is so 2013
  767. That was one hell of a party last night.
  768. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  769. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  770. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  771. The best brick joke possible.
  772. The birds found the hobbit hole
  773. The building blocks of life
  774. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  775. the charge of the light brigade
  776. The choice is simple.
  777. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  778. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  779. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  780. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  781. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  782. The dress is black and white!
  783. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  784. The ents met the triffids
  785. the event horizon returned
  786. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  787. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  788. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  789. The French space program
  790. the game begins...
  791. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  792. The HORROR!
  793. their love was doomed from the start...
  794. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  795. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  796. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  797. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  798. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  799. The Little Borg Prince
  800. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  801. The moon landing was a lie
  802. The moon looks weird today
  803. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  804. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  805. The newest Olympic sport
  806. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  807. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  808. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  809. The prophecy was true!
  810. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  811. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  812. There's a third bump, growing fast
  813. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  814. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  815. There goes the neighborhood...
  816. there snow such thing as global warming
  817. The second mouse gets the cheese
  818. These cravings will never stop
  819. The secret to infinite storage space
  820. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  821. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  822. The solution to all life's problems
  823. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  824. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  825. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  826. The time has come.
  827. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  828. The unforgiving war on health
  829. The view outside of my airplane window.
  830. The vlog was better than the movie
  831. the way of the future
  832. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  833. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  834. They're all watching me
  835. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  836. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
  837. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  838. they said we couldn't play god
  839. They see me rolling, they hating
  840. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  841. The Zebra was lying down
  842. This apple got a face on it dog
  843. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  844. This explains everything
  845. This explains it all
  846. This guy...
  847. This is a cat
  848. This is a good idea
  849. This is exactly what you think it is
  850. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  851. This is how you get ants!
  852. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  853. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  854. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  855. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  856. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  857. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  858. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  859. This is what happiness looks like
  860. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  861. This is what i had for breakfast
  862. This is why I'm not an EMT
  863. This is why we can't have good things
  864. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  865. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  866. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  867. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  868. This photo mooves me
  869. This photo was taken from my basement
  870. This photo was taken from my iphone
  871. this was in the bible
  872. this was my inspiration
  873. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  874. those weren't Altoids.
  875. Threaten large birds... check.
  876. throwing epic shade!
  877. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  878. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  879. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  880. Today i am a Chinese clock
  881. To infinity and Birdyond!
  882. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  883. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  884. too much lens flare?
  885. too much right beef
  886. To the victor go the spoils.
  887. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  888. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  889. Travel the length of these massive bison
  890. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  891. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  892. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  893. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  894. True Self-Control
  895. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
  896. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  897. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  898. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  899. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  900. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  901. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  902. two great tastes that go great together
  903. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  904. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  905. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  906. unhappy in space
  907. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  908. Universe man, Universe man...
  909. Unzipped sock
  910. USB SUX
  911. Use the force responsibly.
  912. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  913. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  914. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
  915. Visited mom today
  916. Visual representation of Dubstep
  917. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  918. Wait, you can see that too
  919. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  920. Wait for it...
  921. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  922. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  923. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  924. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  925. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  926. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  927. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  928. We've got a problem
  929. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  930. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  931. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  932. Weeeee!!!
  933. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  934. we have the technology.
  935. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  936. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  937. welcome to the internet
  938. welcome to the space jam
  939. We live in a golden age!
  940. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  941. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  942. Well, now this is a thing.
  943. well, so much for the space program
  944. Well, this is a puzzling development.
  945. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  946. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  947. we sail the ocean orange
  948. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  949. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  950. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
  951. What, Me worry?
  952. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  953. What are you, a dictionary?
  954. What could go wrong?
  955. What could possibly go wrong™?
  956. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  957. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  958. What? It's always that color.
  959. what to have for breakfast?
  960. When everything looks like a hammer
  961. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  962. When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
  963. Where are the three sea shells?
  964. Where did THAT come from?
  965. Where did this road come from?!?
  966. where do all the cheetos go
  967. Where do I plug this in?
  968. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  969. where to buy spanish ham ?
  970. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  971. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  972. Who came first?
  973. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  974. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  975. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  976. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  977. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  978. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  979. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  980. Why are there ants on my face?!
  981. Why did it have to end this Way?
  982. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  983. Why do dogs like this?
  984. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  985. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  986. Why do people do this?
  987. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  988. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
  989. Why?
  990. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  991. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  992. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  993. Worst pokemon ever
  994. Wow, did you see that??!!
  995. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  996. Wow. Just, Wow.
  997. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  998. WTF!?
  999. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1000. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1001. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1002. YES
  1003. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1004. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
  1005. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1006. You are not a good person
  1007. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1008. you know, for kids
  1009. You must be new here.
  1010. You want to know how i got these scars?
  1011. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1012. Zoidgebra 101
  1013. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1014. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  1015. [user was banned for this text]
  1016. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1017. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  1018. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1019. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1020. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
  1021. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1022. 💩

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The captions to choose from for a single image (1741 are also used in the feed. 64 have not been found in the feed)

  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  3. "Bake him away, toys"
  4. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  5. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  6. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  7. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  8. "I am So. Much. More."
  9. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  10. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  11. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  12. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  13. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  14. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  15. #720_no_scope
  16. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  17. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  18. #bedhead
  19. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  20. #blessed
  21. #bornthisway
  22. #BROKEN
  23. #CATSANDBIRDS
  24. #caturday
  25. #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
  26. #comfortfood
  27. #Compromise
  28. #DANGERZONE
  29. #DARE to #DREAM
  30. #delfie
  31. #Donthate #Truelove
  32. #drbalanced
  33. #DrinkSaltwater
  34. #duckface
  35. #fallingfromorbit
  36. #flavorbomb
  37. #giganticflower #headshot
  38. #GOD
  39. #gps be like
  40. #hashtag
  41. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  42. #hoax
  43. #Hopeicanfly
  44. #illuminati
  45. #imnotracistbut
  46. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  47. #justnasathings
  48. #lifehacks
  49. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  50. #lolcats
  51. #Long_Exposure
  52. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  53. #me #throwbackthursday
  54. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
  55. #Nailpolish
  56. #newhipsterbike
  57. #nofilter
  58. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  59. #nomakeup #justnatural
  60. #nomakeup #natural
  61. #notallmen
  62. #notamodel #nofilter
  63. #onering #fuckhobbits
  64. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  65. #parsnipandoldlace
  66. #Photobomb
  67. #rememberthetitans
  68. #satellite #navigation
  69. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  70. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  71. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  72. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  73. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  74. #stublife
  75. #sudowoodoproblems
  76. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  77. #this_is_sparta
  78. #Toobigtofall
  79. #toothproblems
  80. #twinsies
  81. #vampiremirrorselfie
  82. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
  83. ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
  84. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  85. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  86. *Tips fedora*
  87. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  88. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  89. ...monsters from the id...
  90. 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
  91. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  92. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  93. 3 year olds first lego experience
  94. 4 8 15 16 23 42
  95. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  96. 8.5 hours later...
  97. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  98. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  99. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  100. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  101. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  102. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  103. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  104. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  105. <3 hanging out with saruman
  106. >< ))*>
  107. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  108. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  109. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  110. Aaaaaargh
  111. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  112. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  113. about to die lol
  114. ack
  115. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  116. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  117. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  118. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  119. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  120. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  121. AGHHHHH
  122. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  123. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  124. A job so boring a bird could do it
  125. Alan?
  126. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  127. All flesh is grass
  128. All my selfies be like
  129. Allons-Y!
  130. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  131. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  132. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  133. always darekst before the dawn
  134. Always get a full nights rest
  135. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  136. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  137. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  138. amazons newest delivery method
  139. Am I a Pokemon?
  140. Amirite??
  141. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  142. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
  143. And so the hunt begins!
  144. and suddenly, popcorn
  145. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  146. And the least of the five evils is....
  147. and then there were nine
  148. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  149. and to think this is where it all started
  150. An eight-stringed octopus?
  151. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  152. Angry sofa is angry.
  153. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  154. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  155. Another one bites the dust
  156. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  157. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  158. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  159. An unsuccessful bike design...
  160. Any hatchlings in here?
  161. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  162. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  163. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  164. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  165. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  166. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  167. Apparently it's a thing now...
  168. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  169. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  170. apple's new offering: iscream
  171. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
  172. April Fools!
  173. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  174. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  175. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  176. Are you kidding me?
  177. are you sure this is a commandline?
  178. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  179. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  180. As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
  181. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  182. a spherical cow
  183. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  184. Asteroids hate him!
  185. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  186. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  187. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  188. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  189. As you can see It's windy out here
  190. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  191. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  192. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  193. australia is not NZ!
  194. AUUUGH
  195. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  196. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  197. A window into my soul
  198. awkward! . . .
  199. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  200. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  201. Ayyyy LMAO!
  202. back on tinder!
  203. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  204. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  205. Banana invasion in progress
  206. BANANANANANANANANANA
  207. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  208. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  209. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  210. Bay-bae lolz
  211. Bazookateer crossing
  212. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  213. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  214. Before his untimely death.
  215. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  216. Belgium
  217. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  218. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  219. best day evar!!!!
  220. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
  221. Best Halloween costume yet!
  222. Best map projection ever
  223. best republican caucus ever!
  224. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  225. Beyond Level 256...
  226. big ben is going down.
  227. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  228. Big bowl of star-flakes
  229. big data strikes back
  230. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  231. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  232. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  233. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  234. bit nosy, aren't you?
  235. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  236. Black begins and wins.
  237. Black box recorder
  238. Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
  239. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  240. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  241. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  242. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  243. bowTieght!
  244. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  245. breakfast in 'merica
  246. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  247. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  248. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  249. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  250. bURMA sHAVE!
  251. Burnination? Huh?
  252. Burrito night
  253. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
  254. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  255. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  256. Cakephants are my new friends
  257. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  258. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  259. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  260. Cant explain that
  261. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  262. capes are in fashion
  263. Captain obvious strikes again
  264. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  265. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  266. Cat tax paid
  267. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  268. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  269. Ce n'est pas un canard
  270. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  271. cest ne pas un pipe
  272. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  273. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  274. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  275. check out my new pet
  276. check out my new sauron fanfic
  277. Check out my new sonic oc!
  278. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  279. check out my usb sword!
  280. Christ, what an asshole.
  281. clever girl.....
  282. Click "Like" when you see it!
  283. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  284. Click to show secret text
  285. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  286. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  287. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  288. come on, put on the slippers.
  289. Come on party people, put your hands together
  290. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  291. conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
  292. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  293. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  294. Copernicus: The early years
  295. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  296. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  297. could anyone help me find my contacts?
  298. cowabunga, dudes!
  299. cowabunga dude
  300. crawling and texting #badcombination
  301. crenellate good times, c'Mon!
  302. Crocodile Pink Eye
  303. Cruise Kingdom
  304. cthulu caught me slipping
  305. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  306. curiosity fed the cat
  307. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  308. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  309. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  310. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  311. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
  312. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  313. Damn, two o'clock already?
  314. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  315. damned ninjas
  316. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  317. damn tree!
  318. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  319. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  320. Dawn: The Final day
  321. Dawn of the Bread
  322. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  323. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  324. Day 12: it's going well I think
  325. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  326. Daylight spending time!
  327. Da_FEELS###!
  328. Deal with it
  329. Death star model 0.0.73
  330. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  331. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  332. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  333. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  334. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  335. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  336. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  337. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  338. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  339. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  340. diy abortion
  341. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  342. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  343. does my ass look big in this?
  344. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  345. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
  346. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  347. Does this look infected?
  348. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  349. dOG SHAMING
  350. Do I look fat in this photo?
  351. Do I look like a penguin?
  352. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  353. Dominos delivers!
  354. Do my feet look fat?
  355. Do my feet smell?
  356. don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
  357. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  358. Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
  359. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  360. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  361. Don't have a cow, man
  362. Don't inhale!
  363. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  364. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  365. Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
  366. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  367. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  368. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  369. Do the Harlem Shake
  370. Down time
  371. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  372. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  373. Do you have a lighter?
  374. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  375. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  376. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  377. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  378. Dryads. that is all.
  379. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  380. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  381. DuckDuckGoes!
  382. duckface is the new radians
  383. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  384. Dude, where's my car?
  385. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  386. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  387. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  388. Eating my breakfast!
  389. Eat my shorts
  390. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  391. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  392. elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
  393. emergency butter delivery
  394. engage!
  395. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  396. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  397. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  398. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  399. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  400. every breath you take, every move you make
  401. everyday i'm shoveling
  402. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  403. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  404. everything makes sense now
  405. Everything truly IS awesome!
  406. Evolution of puzzles
  407. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  408. Exes, am I right?
  409. Existance is an illusion
  410. Extreme beer pong
  411. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  412. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  413. Fancy
  414. father & daughter re-unite!
  415. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  416. feeding my pet
  417. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  418. Field Trip!
  419. File not found ... creating fake file...
  420. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  421. Finally, new tires
  422. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  423. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  424. finally got that squid stache
  425. Finally here!
  426. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  427. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  428. First day of school.
  429. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  430. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  431. First post, be friendly
  432. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  433. First time posting, please be nice
  434. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  435. Flat file viewing
  436. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  437. flying car - it is now officially the future
  438. Flying fish had no affect on it
  439. FML
  440. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  441. Foiled again by the bell curve
  442. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  443. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  444. forgot to turn the oven off!
  445. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  446. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  447. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  448. for science!
  449. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  450. for you
  451. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  452. Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
  453. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  454. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  455. Found this mushroom, thought of you
  456. found this on google maps earlier.
  457. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  458. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  459. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  460. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  461. Fucking CAKE
  462. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  463. Fulfilling western ideals!
  464. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  465. funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
  466. furrowed mustache
  467. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  468. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
  469. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  470. get your ass to mars
  471. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  472. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  473. go home elephant you are drunk
  474. Goldilocks party!
  475. gone fishing
  476. Goodnight moon
  477. good old troubleshootin'
  478. Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
  479. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  480. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  481. Go purr yourself!
  482. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  483. Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
  484. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  485. Gotta catch em all.
  486. gotta take big ben down a peg
  487. Got your nose!
  488. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  489. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  490. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  491. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  492. Great ScotT!
  493. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  494. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  495. Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
  496. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  497. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  498. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  499. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  500. Had to settle for a beard
  501. ha ha ha... no.
  502. haha oh my cat
  503. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  504. HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
  505. Happy Birthday!
  506. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  507. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  508. has anyone seen my force field generator?
  509. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
  510. Has science gone too far?
  511. Hat in the cat strike back!
  512. Have fun in the Alps lol
  513. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  514. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  515. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  516. He's been there for three days
  517. He did say it was edible
  518. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  519. he is so cool
  520. He left me! :ccc
  521. hello darkness my old friend
  522. hello you're on car talk
  523. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  524. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  525. HELP I'M just a pheasant
  526. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  527. help wanted. inquire within.
  528. He nailed it!
  529. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  530. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  531. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  532. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  533. He was never seen again
  534. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
  535. Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
  536. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  537. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  538. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  539. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  540. hgghjg
  541. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  542. High Bro, five.
  543. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  544. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  545. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  546. hobbitses
  547. HODOR!
  548. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  549. Holy Meals on Wheels
  550. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  551. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  552. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  553. Hoping this makes it past customs
  554. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  555. Houston, we are the problem
  556. Hoverboard to full power!
  557. How's My new haircut?
  558. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  559. How did I get here?
  560. How did I get here?!?
  561. How did the mars rover get here?
  562. How does this work again?
  563. how do I take photos with this?
  564. how do i turn this off?
  565. how do you get the screensaver off?
  566. How is this still a thing?
  567. How many can there be?
  568. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  569. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  570. I'd call this experiment a success.
  571. I'd tap dat.
  572. I'd tap that
  573. I'll catch it one day
  574. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  575. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  576. i'll never get tired of this.
  577. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  578. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  579. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  580. I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
  581. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  582. I'm a fighter!
  583. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  584. I'm a Real Boy!
  585. I'm a wizard!
  586. i'm being ironic
  587. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  588. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  589. I'm lost without your love, baby
  590. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  591. I'm never going on chatroulette again
  592. I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
  593. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  594. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  595. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  596. i'm now 75% more efficient
  597. I 'M out of the acorn
  598. I'm ready!
  599. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  600. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
  601. I've been robbed!
  602. I've discovered a new clean-power source
  603. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  604. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  605. I've made a huge mistake
  606. i've made a huge mistake
  607. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  608. i've never felt so alone.
  609. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  610. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  611. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  612. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  613. I am a beautiful person.
  614. I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
  615. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  616. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  617. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  618. i am wearing a bolo tie
  619. I believe in an afterbirth.
  620. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  621. I blame supernasa
  622. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  623. I broke cookie clicker...
  624. i broke it
  625. I broke the etch & sketch
  626. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  627. I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
  628. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  629. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  630. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  631. I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
  632. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  633. I can has cheezburger?
  634. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  635. I can take photos with my teeth!
  636. I can walk on my hands
  637. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  638. I CHOOSE YOU!
  639. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  640. I don't get it either.
  641. i don't have time for this!
  642. I don't know
  643. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  644. I don't regret pressing the button
  645. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  646. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  647. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  648. I don't think this is working
  649. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  650. I don't want to set the world on fire
  651. i do the same thing at frat parties
  652. I dream of death
  653. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  654. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  655. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  656. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  657. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  658. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  659. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  660. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  661. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  662. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  663. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  664. I forgot to get a plane
  665. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  666. I fought the law. They won
  667. I found a three fingered kitten!
  668. I found it!!!!!!!
  669. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  670. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  671. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  672. If you're brave enough...
  673. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  674. If you've got a moustache...
  675. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  676. If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
  677. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  678. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  679. I got a new geigerteller
  680. I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
  681. I got the job!
  682. I got this in the mail today
  683. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  684. I has a sad
  685. i hate it when this happens
  686. I hate this channel
  687. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  688. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  689. i have a bad feeling about this.
  690. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  691. I have never been happy
  692. I have tasted many fish
  693. i invented a thing
  694. I just bought this
  695. I just can't see the point anymore
  696. I just don't get recursion.
  697. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  698. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  699. I just want to watch the world burn
  700. Ikea art
  701. I knew I nailed it!
  702. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  703. I knew there would be side effects
  704. I like this picture
  705. I loled my head off!!!
  706. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  707. I lost my tooth
  708. I lost my wits
  709. I lost my wrist
  710. i love a good featureless white void
  711. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  712. I love star wars!
  713. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  714. i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
  715. I mistook myself for a bird
  716. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  717. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  718. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  719. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  720. i need to do my laundry more often.
  721. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  722. I never understood that part of the bibile
  723. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  724. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  725. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  726. in line at the dmv
  727. In my dreams I'm always strong
  728. inner city air conditioning
  729. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  730. International relationships are getting worse
  731. intertial reference frame, activate!
  732. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  733. in theathers, close to you
  734. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
  735. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  736. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  737. introducing the yolo distribution
  738. I only wanted a cheeseburger
  739. i pushed this. was that bad?
  740. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  741. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  742. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  743. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  744. I say: nuts to that!
  745. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  746. I sentence you to deliciousness!
  747. is good idea yes
  748. I should really separate those
  749. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  750. is it midnight yet?
  751. Is it really today, already?
  752. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  753. I solved the debt crisis!
  754. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  755. Is that a new pokemon?
  756. is that a war walrus?
  757. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  758. is the eject button meant to do this?
  759. Is there a bee on my nose?
  760. Is there really any point? FML
  761. IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
  762. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
  763. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  764. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  765. is this just a fantasy?
  766. Is this real life?
  767. Is this room 101?
  768. Is this too cheesy?
  769. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  770. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  771. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  772. It's a cat ass trophy
  773. It's a Finger trap
  774. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  775. it's bicycles all the way down
  776. It's bigger after you put it together.
  777. it's fun to do bad things
  778. it's in a good part of town
  779. it's like rain on your wedding day!
  780. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  781. It's not a good part of town
  782. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  783. it's not what you think
  784. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  785. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  786. it's pretty dark in this box
  787. It's smaller on the outside
  788. It's the little things
  789. it's the minecraft world
  790. it all fits together, guys!
  791. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  792. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  793. I think I can... I think I can
  794. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  795. I think i lost my dorsal fin
  796. I think I need new glasses.
  797. i think i need to get out more.
  798. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  799. I think there's something here
  800. I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
  801. I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
  802. I think this is the wrong python script
  803. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  804. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  805. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  806. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  807. I thought it would be bigger
  808. I thought of it, and it happened
  809. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  810. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  811. It is never safe.
  812. it makes sense if you think about it
  813. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  814. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  815. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  816. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  817. I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
  818. It seemed better in my head
  819. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  820. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  821. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  822. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  823. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  824. It was the rational response
  825. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  826. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  827. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  828. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  829. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  830. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  831. i was gonna eat that
  832. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  833. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  834. I was late
  835. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  836. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  837. I will take that one please
  838. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  839. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  840. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  841. I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
  842. I wonder if it will be friends with me
  843. I wonder what will this lead to...
  844. i wonder why you left me here.
  845. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  846. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  847. Jesus Wept
  848. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  849. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  850. Job interview today.
  851. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  852. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  853. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  854. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  855. Just a little more to the right
  856. just another cat video
  857. Just another day in paradise
  858. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  859. just cos()
  860. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  861. Just Got A new camera phone!
  862. Just hangin' around
  863. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  864. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  865. Just one of those days
  866. just playing with my pet
  867. Just some home decorating
  868. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  869. just two more trips over the horizon
  870. kang, do i look good in this?
  871. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  872. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  873. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  874. ksp mission success
  875. Lack of cucumbers
  876. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  877. last march of the ents
  878. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  879. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  880. leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
  881. leapfrog, anyone?
  882. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  883. Legal Issues
  884. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  885. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  886. Let's have a blinking contest
  887. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  888. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  889. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  890. Life is a matter of perspective, really.
  891. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  892. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  893. Life on the moon.
  894. Life outside the matrix
  895. Light traffic today.
  896. Like a G6, baby, like a g6
  897. like my new haircut?
  898. Like my new nails?
  899. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  900. lol, no i didn't jump
  901. London
  902. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  903. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  904. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  905. look at me, i'm from England!
  906. Look at me jumping!
  907. Look at my dollar coin
  908. Look at my new blue dress!
  909. look at my new dog!
  910. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  911. Look at that fart propulsion
  912. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  913. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  914. look ma, no hands!
  915. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  916. Look out!
  917. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  918. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  919. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  920. look what happened to my satellite
  921. look what i found underneath my pillow
  922. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  923. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  924. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  925. Love is creepy
  926. love it!
  927. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  928. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  929. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  930. Macklemore concert was awesome!
  931. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  932. Magnificent as fuck
  933. Magnified 10,000 times
  934. Making a selfie.
  935. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  936. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  937. Man, it's windy
  938. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  939. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  940. Man in the Moon slumming
  941. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  942. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  943. Mari-OH
  944. mario Kart is harder in real life
  945. married a cat
  946. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  947. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  948. Massive orgy reaches climax
  949. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  950. Maths are hard
  951. Max gentleman
  952. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  953. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  954. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  955. Me, before the topical ointment
  956. me and all my friends
  957. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  958. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  959. Me llamo t-bone
  960. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  961. Mentos and lava
  962. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  963. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  964. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  965. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  966. Minimalist cat
  967. Minister! We're running out of time.
  968. Mistakes were made.
  969. Mmm, Spider cake!
  970. mmm...vegemite...
  971. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
  972. Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
  973. Monday mornings
  974. monkey movember
  975. moo!
  976. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  977. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  978. Moses lied to me.
  979. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  980. Muahahahahahah
  981. My 7 picture is upside down
  982. My baby is learning how to write!
  983. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  984. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  985. My cat barfed this out
  986. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  987. My cat is cuter than yours.
  988. my cat is sick
  989. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  990. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  991. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  992. My clothes need a wash...
  993. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  994. My dad in the army
  995. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  996. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  997. my euler circuit is alive!
  998. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  999. My first selfie!
  1000. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  1001. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  1002. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  1003. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  1004. My gout's acting up again
  1005. My halloween costume
  1006. My hero
  1007. My Hobby: freaking people out
  1008. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  1009. My hobby: photography
  1010. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  1011. My house is my castle
  1012. my lasik didn't go so well.
  1013. MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
  1014. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  1015. my new boss
  1016. My new cat is awesome
  1017. my new duvet cover!
  1018. My new haircut!
  1019. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  1020. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  1021. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  1022. My new tattoo
  1023. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  1024. My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
  1025. My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
  1026. My nose will grow now.
  1027. My parents took away my phone privileges
  1028. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  1029. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  1030. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  1031. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  1032. My selfie stick broke.
  1033. My server cooling system.
  1034. Myspace tom to ground control-
  1035. my taco face
  1036. My tastes are very... singular
  1037. mYTH BUSTED!
  1038. my toothache has got worse recently
  1039. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  1040. my wonderful dad!
  1041. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  1042. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  1043. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  1044. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  1045. Nasa is fully funded
  1046. Need a Haircut
  1047. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  1048. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1049. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
  1050. Never gonna give you up...
  1051. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  1052. New amazon product
  1053. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
  1054. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  1055. New car flipping world record set
  1056. new drupal logo
  1057. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  1058. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  1059. New haircut!
  1060. New headcanon:
  1061. New means to help collect more evidence
  1062. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1063. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  1064. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  1065. new phone who dis
  1066. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  1067. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  1068. new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
  1069. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  1070. NICE MULTIPANTS
  1071. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  1072. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  1073. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  1074. NO. JUST NO.
  1075. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  1076. No guitar without a sombrero
  1077. No lie, this is delicious
  1078. Nom nom nom
  1079. nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
  1080. No more sorrow!
  1081. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  1082. no one ever suspected the shovel
  1083. Nope nope nope nope nope
  1084. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1085. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  1086. Not a fruit
  1087. Not Again :(
  1088. Not as healthy as it looks
  1089. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  1090. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  1091. Nothing new under the sun
  1092. Notice anything different?
  1093. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  1094. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  1095. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  1096. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  1097. no wonder the cat always sits here
  1098. Now turn it upside-down
  1099. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  1100. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  1101. now you're hungry too.
  1102. Nutritionists hate this simple trick
  1103. NUTS!
  1104. Obama pardons Santa claus
  1105. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  1106. Oh, Canada...
  1107. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  1108. Oh, that's where I left them!
  1109. Oh bother not again
  1110. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  1111. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  1112. Oh God! It's happening again!
  1113. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  1114. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  1115. Oh god is it still following me?
  1116. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  1117. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  1118. Oh here we go
  1119. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  1120. oh look, a penny
  1121. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  1122. Oh No! Not again!
  1123. Oh no! Not Again.
  1124. Oh no! Not again.
  1125. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  1126. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  1127. Oh no, it's the moon
  1128. oh no you didn't
  1129. Oh shit, not again.
  1130. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  1131. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  1132. Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
  1133. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  1134. omfg, space bugs
  1135. OMG! Kittens!
  1136. OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
  1137. OMG Becky look at her butt
  1138. OMG I cannot even
  1139. omg too much chiplote
  1140. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  1141. one does not simply wok into mordor
  1142. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  1143. One of the less popular Transformers.
  1144. One of these things doesn't belong.
  1145. One of those mornings...
  1146. One year ago I looked like this
  1147. only 90 kids will remember this.
  1148. only 90s kids will get this!
  1149. Only 90s kids will remember
  1150. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  1151. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  1152. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  1153. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  1154. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  1155. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  1156. Oops.
  1157. Open wide!
  1158. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  1159. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  1160. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  1161. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  1162. Ow.
  1163. Oy, my giblets!
  1164. Pac-man's missing piece
  1165. Pants Optional
  1166. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  1167. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  1168. Park and ride
  1169. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  1170. Parlez vous Francais?
  1171. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  1172. passed another hitch hiker
  1173. peeling back the pages of history
  1174. Penguins are people too #equality
  1175. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  1176. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  1177. Perspective issues
  1178. Philae lander found!
  1179. photobombed again
  1180. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  1181. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1182. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  1183. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  1184. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  1185. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  1186. Picking mushrooms
  1187. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  1188. picture of my boyfriend
  1189. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  1190. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  1191. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  1192. Pizza TIME
  1193. play it cool
  1194. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1195. Please send help.
  1196. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1197. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  1198. PostPostModern art
  1199. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  1200. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  1201. Press 'continue' to abort.
  1202. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  1203. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  1204. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  1205. Prius Love
  1206. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  1207. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  1208. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1209. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  1210. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  1211. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  1212. prototype soccer ball
  1213. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  1214. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  1215.  ?????????????
  1216. quack quack, motherflipper
  1217. Quite.
  1218. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1219. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1220. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1221. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  1222. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1223. real letters have curves #Serif
  1224. really not how I thought I would die
  1225. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  1226. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  1227. rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
  1228. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  1229. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  1230. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  1231. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  1232. reverse et
  1233. reverse microwave oven
  1234. rm -rf /
  1235. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1236. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  1237. Robots in much better disguise
  1238. Rock, paper, FACE
  1239. rodeo!!
  1240. rofl
  1241. Rollerskating always was overrated
  1242. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  1243. run little ghost, run!
  1244. sad cow is sad
  1245. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1246. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  1247. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1248. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  1249. Sarlac ball pit!
  1250. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1251. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1252. school's out!
  1253. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  1254. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  1255. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1256. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  1257. searching for brain, found this instead
  1258. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1259. See it again in slo mo
  1260. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  1261. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  1262. Selfie #Nofilter
  1263. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  1264. Selfie in the morning
  1265. Self Portrait: Complete.
  1266. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1267. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  1268. share and enjoy
  1269. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  1270. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1271. should i see a doctor about this?
  1272. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  1273. SIDE GOER 4
  1274. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  1275. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  1276. smiling is for optimists
  1277. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1278. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  1279. So, it has come to this...
  1280. so, scientology...
  1281. So, this happened.
  1282. So...Magnets, right?
  1283. So... those were real
  1284. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  1285. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  1286. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  1287. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  1288. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  1289. Solo Thumbwar
  1290. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1291. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1292. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  1293. someone take this banana off my face
  1294. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  1295. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  1296. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  1297. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  1298. SOmething went wrong while shaving...
  1299. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
  1300. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  1301. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  1302. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1303. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  1304. Somewhere, this exists.
  1305. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1306. Soon. Soon...
  1307. sorry dad
  1308. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1309. Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
  1310. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  1311. So thats What Jesus did
  1312. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  1313. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  1314. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1315. Spaaaaaaaace!
  1316. Space from my window
  1317. Spiders. Nope.
  1318. Spring has sprang
  1319. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1320. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  1321. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1322. stay away from my eggcorns
  1323. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  1324. stay out of my house, santa
  1325. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  1326. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1327. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  1328. Steve is realxing
  1329. still, i think it was a good idea
  1330. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  1331. still better than last year in ottawa
  1332. stipple slash of saturn
  1333. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1334. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  1335. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1336. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1337. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1338. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  1339. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  1340. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  1341. such lambda
  1342. Sun deflation: optimal
  1343. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  1344. super high intensity training at NORAD
  1345. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  1346. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  1347. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1348. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  1349. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  1350. taken from earth orbit
  1351. take that atheists
  1352. take two, they are small
  1353. Talking to my fans...
  1354. Tamper-Proof
  1355. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1356. Target Found.
  1357. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1358. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  1359. terminal velocity is a myth
  1360. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  1361. Thanks!
  1362. Thanks Obama!
  1363. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  1364. That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
  1365. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  1366. That's just not very funny
  1367. that's me!
  1368. THAT'S NO MOON
  1369. That's not a chicken
  1370. That's not a nut!
  1371. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  1372. that's one nasty burn!
  1373. That's too much, man!
  1374. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  1375. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1376. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  1377. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  1378. That is one dapper bird.
  1379. That sweater is so 2013
  1380. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1381. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  1382. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  1383. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  1384. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1385. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  1386. The best brick joke possible.
  1387. The birds found the hobbit hole
  1388. The building blocks of life
  1389. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  1390. The cat brought in another bird.
  1391. the charge of the light brigade
  1392. The choice is simple.
  1393. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1394. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1395. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  1396. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  1397. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  1398. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  1399. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  1400. the dog scanned my homework
  1401. The dress is black and white!
  1402. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  1403. The ents met the triffids
  1404. the event horizon returned
  1405. The evolution of fun
  1406. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1407. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  1408. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1409. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  1410. The French space program
  1411. the game begins...
  1412. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1413. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  1414. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1415. the hills have eyes
  1416. The HORROR!
  1417. The horrors of war
  1418. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1419. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1420. their love was doomed from the start...
  1421. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  1422. The knids are hungry
  1423. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  1424. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  1425. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  1426. The last thing you see before you die
  1427. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  1428. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  1429. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1430. The Little Borg Prince
  1431. Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
  1432. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1433. The magic smoke escaped :(
  1434. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  1435. The moon landing was a lie
  1436. The moon looks weird today
  1437. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  1438. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1439. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1440. The newest Olympic sport
  1441. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1442. the new usb feels like a step backward
  1443. The next generation of crypto currencies
  1444. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1445. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  1446. the oceans are made of sky tears
  1447. the only people for me are the mad ones
  1448. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  1449. The Prodigy is in town!
  1450. The prophecy was true!
  1451. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  1452. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  1453. There's a third bump, growing fast
  1454. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  1455. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  1456. There goes the neighborhood...
  1457. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1458. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1459. There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
  1460. there snow such thing as global warming
  1461. the rest is darkness and decay
  1462. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  1463. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1464. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1465. These aren't my sandwiches
  1466. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1467. These cravings will never stop
  1468. The secret to infinite storage space
  1469. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  1470. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  1471. The side of my car. #roadrage
  1472. The signal came from this sector
  1473. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1474. The solution to all life's problems
  1475. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1476. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1477. the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
  1478. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  1479. The taste stays with you forever
  1480. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1481. The time has come.
  1482. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  1483. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  1484. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
  1485. The unforgiving war on health
  1486. The view outside of my airplane window.
  1487. The vlog was better than the movie
  1488. the way of the future
  1489. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1490. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1491. they're all dead, dave.
  1492. They're all watching me
  1493. They're watching us.
  1494. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1495. they dont need us anymore
  1496. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
  1497. they said be careful, we said yolo
  1498. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1499. they said we couldn't play god
  1500. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  1501. They see me rolling, they hating
  1502. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  1503. The Zebra was lying down
  1504. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1505. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1506. This apple got a face on it dog
  1507. This caught my eye
  1508. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1509. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  1510. this didn't last long.
  1511. This elevator has no 'down'!
  1512. This explains everything
  1513. This explains it all
  1514. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  1515. This guy...
  1516. this guy keeps following me
  1517. this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
  1518. This is a cat
  1519. This is a good idea
  1520. This is exactly what you think it is
  1521. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1522. This is how you get ants!
  1523. this is just a tribute #thed
  1524. This is just like my 5th birthday party.
  1525. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1526. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  1527. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1528. This is no cave
  1529. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  1530. this is not what i meant it to be
  1531. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  1532. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1533. This is symbolic.
  1534. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1535. this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
  1536. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1537. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1538. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1539. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1540. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
  1541. This is what happiness looks like
  1542. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1543. This is what i had for breakfast
  1544. This is why I'm not an EMT
  1545. This is why we can't have good things
  1546. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  1547. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  1548. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  1549. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  1550. This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
  1551. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  1552. This needs a motivational text
  1553. This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
  1554. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  1555. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  1556. This photo mooves me
  1557. This photo was taken from my basement
  1558. This photo was taken from my iphone
  1559. this plot is odd.
  1560. This squirrel really knows how to cook
  1561. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  1562. this was in the bible
  1563. this was my inspiration
  1564. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  1565. This was the most unkindest cut of all
  1566. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  1567. This will make sense if you look at it upside down
  1568. those weren't Altoids.
  1569. Threaten large birds... check.
  1570. throwing epic shade!
  1571. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1572. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1573. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  1574. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1575. To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
  1576. today's to do list
  1577. Today i am a Chinese clock
  1578. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1579. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  1580. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1581. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  1582. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  1583. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  1584. too much lens flare?
  1585. too much right beef
  1586. Top of the world
  1587. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  1588. To the victor go the spoils.
  1589. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  1590. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  1591. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  1592. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1593. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  1594. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  1595. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  1596. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1597. True Self-Control
  1598. truly, i am euphoric
  1599. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
  1600. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  1601. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  1602. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  1603. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  1604. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  1605. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  1606. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  1607. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1608. two great tastes that go great together
  1609. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1610. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  1611. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1612. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1613. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  1614. unhappy in space
  1615. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  1616. Universe man, Universe man...
  1617. Unzipped sock
  1618. USB SUX
  1619. Use the force responsibly.
  1620. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  1621. Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
  1622. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  1623. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  1624. Vegans gonna hate
  1625. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  1626. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
  1627. Visited mom today
  1628. Visual representation of Dubstep
  1629. void main() { fork; }
  1630. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1631. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1632. Wait, you can see that too
  1633. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  1634. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1635. Wait for it...
  1636. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1637. Waiting on hold with the insurance company
  1638. Wake up, sheeple.
  1639. wake up sheeple!
  1640. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  1641. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  1642. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  1643. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  1644. WARRRBLGARBL
  1645. watching dune on shrooms
  1646. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1647. Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
  1648. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  1649. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1650. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  1651. We've given up trying to justify this.
  1652. We've got a problem
  1653. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1654. We are not men. we are devo.
  1655. Weather's Crazy today
  1656. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  1657. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  1658. We didn't start the fire
  1659. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1660. Weeeee!!!
  1661. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  1662. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  1663. we have the technology.
  1664. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  1665. welcome to Argentina
  1666. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  1667. welcome to the internet
  1668. welcome to the space jam
  1669. We live in a golden age!
  1670. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  1671. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1672. Well, now this is a thing.
  1673. well, so much for the space program
  1674. well, the keys are definitely lost....
  1675. Well, this is a puzzling development.
  1676. well, this really puts things in perspective.
  1677. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1678. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  1679. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1680. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1681. we sail the ocean orange
  1682. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  1683. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1684. Whale Selfie!
  1685. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
  1686. What, Me worry?
  1687. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1688. what a bummer
  1689. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  1690. What are pixels?
  1691. What are you, a dictionary?
  1692. What could go wrong?
  1693. What could possibly go wrong™?
  1694. What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
  1695. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1696. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1697. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1698. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  1699. What has science done?!
  1700. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1701. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1702. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  1703. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  1704. What is your Pony Personality?
  1705. What? It's always that color.
  1706. what to have for breakfast?
  1707. When everything looks like a hammer
  1708. When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
  1709. When in doubt, just blow on it!
  1710. When pandas have nightmares
  1711. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1712. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
  1713. When you get a perfect score on your test
  1714. when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
  1715. when you see it...
  1716. Where are the three sea shells?
  1717. Where did THAT come from?
  1718. Where did this road come from?!?
  1719. where do all the cheetos go
  1720. Where do I plug this in?
  1721. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  1722. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1723. where to buy spanish ham ?
  1724. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  1725. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1726. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  1727. Who came first?
  1728. who do you think I am?
  1729. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  1730. whoops GPS error
  1731. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  1732. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1733. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1734. who sent me a bobcat?
  1735. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1736. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  1737. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  1738. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1739. Why are there ants on my face?!
  1740. Why did it have to end this Way?
  1741. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1742. Why do dogs like this?
  1743. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1744. Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
  1745. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  1746. Why do people do this?
  1747. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  1748. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
  1749. Why potato why?
  1750. Why?
  1751. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1752. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  1753. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  1754. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  1755. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1756. wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
  1757. worst horse ever :(
  1758. Worst pokemon ever
  1759. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  1760. Worth it for the karma.
  1761. would you choose the microwave over this?
  1762. Would you like to play a game?
  1763. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1764. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  1765. Wow. Just, Wow.
  1766. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1767. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  1768. WTF!?
  1769. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1770. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1771. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1772. YES
  1773. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1774. yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
  1775. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1776. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
  1777. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1778. You are not a good person
  1779. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1780. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  1781. You did what in my tuba?
  1782. YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
  1783. you know, for kids
  1784. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  1785. You must be new here.
  1786. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1787. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  1788. You want to know how i got these scars?
  1789. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1790. Zeus takes his revenge
  1791. Zoidgebra 101
  1792. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1793. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  1794. [user was banned for this text]
  1795. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1796. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  1797. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  1798. ▒☺▒
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  1801. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
  1802. 突っ込むところもねい!
  1803. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
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