User:452

Status

~~Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(~~

Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.

Phase 1. (Running): Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs have been saved.

All usernames have been found
All reasons for data loss have been found
The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%

Phase 2. (Running): Saving permalink and images IDs

The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.

(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)

Progress: 3129 IDs found so far, containing 2447 unique images and 1332 unique strings

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

feed: Array {

id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c

img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba

kind: "post"

poster: "Frances51"

profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png

text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."

}

prompt {

reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"

id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3

poster: "Bool Hand Luke"

profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png

img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3

captions: Array (of strings)

text:"just two more trips over the horizon"

album: Array (of img_id strings)

}

Prompt varies between:

img_id and captions array
text and album array

Script

xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons  :[],
	prompt_posters  :[],
	prompt_text     :[],
	prompt_captions :[],
	prompt_images   :[],
	prompt_album    :[],
	feed_posters    :[],
	feed_ids        :[]
}

function check(field, value) {
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
	}
}

function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
		check("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.album)
				check("prompt_album", data.prompt.album[i]);

		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);

		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			feedentry = {
				img:  data.feed[i].img,
				text:  data.feed[i].text
			};
			if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] == "undefined") {
				xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
			} else {
				if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
					console.log("Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed");
					console.log(feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text);
					console.log(data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text);
				}
			}
		}

	});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);


function report() {
	xkcd2 = { feed_images: "", feed_text2: "" };
	for(i in xkcd) {
		if (xkcd[i].length) {
			xkcd2[i] = "\r# "+xkcd[i].join("\r# ");
		} else {
			xkcd2[i] = "";
			for(j in xkcd[i]) {
				xkcd2["feed_images"] += "\r# "+ xkcd[i][j].img;
				xkcd2["feed_text2"] += "\r# "+ xkcd[i][j].text;
				xkcd2[i] += "\r# "+j+" / "+ xkcd[i][j].img+" / "+ xkcd[i][j].text;
			}
		}
	}
}
function report2() {
	xkcd3 = {
		feed_images: [],
		feed_text2: [],
		prompt_captiononly: [],
		prompt_textonly: [],
		prompt_imagesonly: [],
		prompt_albumonly: [],
		feed_images_only: [],
		feed_text_only: []
	};
	for(i in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		if (xkcd3["feed_images"].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i].img) == -1)
			xkcd3["feed_images"].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i].img);

		if (xkcd3["feed_text2"].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i].text) == -1)
			xkcd3["feed_text2"].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i].text);
	}



	for(i in xkcd3.feed_images)
		if (xkcd.prompt_images.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_images[i]) == -1 && xkcd.prompt_album.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_images[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.feed_images_only.push(xkcd3.feed_images[i]);

	for(i in xkcd3.feed_text2)
		if (xkcd.prompt_text.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]) == -1 && xkcd.prompt_captions.indexOf(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.feed_text_only.push(xkcd3.feed_text2[i]);

	for(i in xkcd.prompt_text)
		if (xkcd.prompt_captions.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_text[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.prompt_textonly.push(xkcd.prompt_text[i]);
	for(i in xkcd.prompt_captions)
		if (xkcd.prompt_text.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_captions[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.prompt_captiononly.push(xkcd.prompt_captions[i]);
	for(i in xkcd.prompt_images)
		if (xkcd.prompt_album.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_images[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.prompt_imagesonly.push(xkcd.prompt_images[i]);
	for(i in xkcd.prompt_album)
		if (xkcd.prompt_images.indexOf(xkcd.prompt_album[i]) == -1)
			xkcd3.prompt_albumonly.push(xkcd.prompt_album[i]);
	
}

function ids() {
	idlist = "";
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		idlist += "\r|-\r|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]\r|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].img+" "+xkcd.feed_ids[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]\r|"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].text;
	}
	if ($("#textarea").length) $("#textarea").val(idlist);
}

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)

I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

~~I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.~~

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

current unprocessed totals:

prompt_reasons: Array[107] - None new.
prompt_posters: Array[205] - None new.
feed_posters: Array[205] - None new.

feed_id: Array[7428]

feed_images: Array[1230] (only: Array[27])
prompt_images: Array[609] (only: Array[6])
prompt_album: Array[1372] (only: Array[765])

feed_text2: Array[1626] (only: Array[7]) (old only: 224)
prompt_captions: Array[1897] (only: Array[609])
prompt_text: Array[1290] (only: Array[2])

prompt_reasons

The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".

+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
<%= reason %>
aol window in front of netscape window
a user's middle name was </html>
Baby ur much 2 fast
bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
butter didn't suit the works
butter overflow
butter to text interface not found
butter underrun
cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
cat-like typing detected
confirmation BIOS
could not evade skifree yeti
could not initialize sound blaster 16
CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
database configuration violates the Prime Directive
data too big
Dave's not registered, man
Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
dictionary too stiff to read
electrons too big, stuck in wafer
ERR:INVALID DIM
error
error: error code [error] while decoding error code
error: operation completed successfully
error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
ethics in journalism
eyelash! eyelash!
files fell out
files overwritten with more interesting content
firewall caught fire
floating point unit no longer afloat
food problematic
friday squid blogging
general uncertainty
GSM filter change required
guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
hard drive oil depleted
helvetica scenario
HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
HTTP 418
http is down
hung up prematurely
I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
illegal carrot detected in mail queue
insufficient smoke for current mirror array
lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
lp0 on fire
Main Bus B Undervolt
mean connection time exceeded
microwave running
minimum recursion depth not reached
nanobots in the water
oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
our buffer runneth over
out of electrons
out of monads
overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
PC LOAD LETTER
Please Insert Riven CD 4
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
qubit indeterminate
RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
screws are stripped
server aperture too narrow for capital letters
server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
server fell in ocean
server had too much to drink
server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
server room haunted
sitemap was held upside down
Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
soonerist sperver fid dot nile
spin cycle still active
spin number must be of the form n/2
spontaneous splinal dereticulation
SQL ejection
subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
sysadmin trapped in well
tape on write-protect hole fell off
temporal paradox
the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
the system / is down
This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
too many hands on the keyboard
transfer interrupted by incoming fax
TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
unimplemented trap
User accepted terms but not conditions
User is not a typewriter.
user put spaces/vowels in filename
UTF-31 decode error
virtual memory got too real
wrong files
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

feed_posters

Usernames used in the feed. All users in the feed are also in the prompt

@meganamram
Addison1
Addison8
Agric Silverfinger
Aidan2
Aiden1
Aiden5
Aidenn Aberforth Milne
Alice1956
Amanda08
Anonymous
Apple Martin
Arthur17
Arthur19
Ashley8
Ashley92
Ashley2009
Austin72
Ayden1952
Bailey08
Bailey2001
Barbara1974
Benjamin1970
Benjamin Kenobi Sr
Bool Hand Luke
Brandi9
Brittany1
Caden14
Caden2010
Candice10
Carol04
Chad80
Charles18
Chelsea2006
Cheyenne15
Cheyenne1988
Christina Applecare
CMOS Def
Curic Copperfinger
Cynthia99
Cynthia1995
Dakota09
Dakota94
David St. Hubbins
Debbie3
Debbie26
Debbie62
Deborah3
Delta Elroy Backslash
Destiny89
Destiny1983
Dillon2008
Donald19
Donna2
Dorothy7
DragonBall Cooper
Dunston Chexin
Dustin46
Earl Sinclair
Egbert Bentley White
Eliezer Yudkowsky
Elon Musk
Emily15
Eowyn L'Oreal James
Euphegenia Doubtfire
Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
Flash Groupon
Frances29
Frances51
Frances99
Gary8
Gary86
Gary1951
George Debian Bush
George Reagan Renesmee Martin
Green Mario
Greg2004
Hatsy Collins
Henry05
Henry4
Horsepower Lovecraft
J. Alfred Leftshark
Jack3
Jack39
Jacob10
Jada5
Jaden21
Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
Jaina Khloe Rowling
Jalen81
James URL Jones
Jason15
Jayden79
Jennifer1
Jeph Jacques
Jerry18
Joe Biden
John2
John Wilkes Knuth
Jonathan27
Joshua80
Joshua84
Justin28
Justin87
Kaden61
Kaitlin1976
Karen3
Kathleen78
Keira10
Keira48
Keira2002
Kelsey1970
Kelsey1996
Kenneth94
Kenneth96
Khloe2
Khloe14
Kilroy
Kim5
Kristy2007
Larry1994
Larry Ronald Hubbard
Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
Linda08
Lindsay2011
Lisa1995
Livemau5
Lord Gaga
Lord Mondegreen
Louis Reasoner
Madison19
Madison80
Malik2
Margaret5
Margaret11
Marie3
Marie10
Marie12
Marissa Mayer
Mark92
Mark2006
Mark2007
Mark Zuckerberg
Martin Van Halen
Matthew2006
Mavis Bitcoin
Michaela2006
Michelle11
Minecraft Holmes
Misty3
Myspace Tom
Norton Ghost Dad
Notorious L.H.C.
Padme Dorothy James
Pam06
Patricia03
Paul50
Paul1957
Player One
Player Two
Professor Monoculatus McToff
Raymond6
Ronald22
Ruth3
S. G. Dukat
Samuel19
Samuel49
Sarah55
Sarah1976
Sarah2005
Sharon91
Sharon99
Shaun6
Shaun46
Shaun1960
Sheena2005
Sherri97
Sidd Finch
Sierra3
Sierra7
Sierra10
Stacy07
Stacy14
Steven02
Steven50
Steven2002
Susan11
Susan25
Taylor1990
Taylor1998
Thomas2
Tim21
Tim87
Tina Belcher
Todd33
Tonya22
Tonya38
Tracy1977
Tricia1
Tricia14
Trinity1989
Virginia1961
Virginia2006
Wil
Wric Tungstenfinger

prompt_posters

Usernames used in the prompts.

All of these usernames are also used in the feed

@meganamram
Addison1
Addison8
Agric Silverfinger
Aidan2
Aiden1
Aiden5
Aidenn Aberforth Milne
Alice1956
Amanda08
Anonymous
Apple Martin
Arthur17
Arthur19
Ashley8
Ashley92
Ashley2009
Austin72
Ayden1952
Bailey08
Bailey2001
Barbara1974
Benjamin1970
Benjamin Kenobi Sr
Bool Hand Luke
Brandi9
Brittany1
Caden14
Caden2010
Candice10
Carol04
Chad80
Charles18
Chelsea2006
Cheyenne15
Cheyenne1988
Christina Applecare
CMOS Def
Curic Copperfinger
Cynthia99
Cynthia1995
Dakota09
Dakota94
David St. Hubbins
Debbie3
Debbie26
Debbie62
Deborah3
Delta Elroy Backslash
Destiny89
Destiny1983
Dillon2008
Donald19
Donna2
Dorothy7
DragonBall Cooper
Dunston Chexin
Dustin46
Earl Sinclair
Egbert Bentley White
Eliezer Yudkowsky
Elon Musk
Emily15
Eowyn L'Oreal James
Euphegenia Doubtfire
Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
Flash Groupon
Frances29
Frances51
Frances99
Gary8
Gary86
Gary1951
George Debian Bush
George Reagan Renesmee Martin
Green Mario
Greg2004
Hatsy Collins
Henry05
Henry4
Horsepower Lovecraft
J. Alfred Leftshark
Jack3
Jack39
Jacob10
Jada5
Jaden21
Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
Jaina Khloe Rowling
Jalen81
James URL Jones
Jason15
Jayden79
Jennifer1
Jeph Jacques
Jerry18
Joe Biden
John2
John Wilkes Knuth
Jonathan27
Joshua80
Joshua84
Justin28
Justin87
Kaden61
Kaitlin1976
Karen3
Kathleen78
Keira10
Keira48
Keira2002
Kelsey1970
Kelsey1996
Kenneth94
Kenneth96
Khloe2
Khloe14
Kilroy
Kim5
Kristy2007
Larry1994
Larry Ronald Hubbard
Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
Linda08
Lindsay2011
Lisa1995
Livemau5
Lord Gaga
Lord Mondegreen
Louis Reasoner
Madison19
Madison80
Malik2
Margaret5
Margaret11
Marie3
Marie10
Marie12
Marissa Mayer
Mark92
Mark2006
Mark2007
Mark Zuckerberg
Martin Van Halen
Matthew2006
Mavis Bitcoin
Michaela2006
Michelle11
Minecraft Holmes
Misty3
Myspace Tom
Norton Ghost Dad
Notorious L.H.C.
Padme Dorothy James
Pam06
Patricia03
Paul50
Paul1957
Player One
Player Two
Professor Monoculatus McToff
Raymond6
Ronald22
Ruth3
S. G. Dukat
Samuel19
Samuel49
Sarah55
Sarah1976
Sarah2005
Sharon91
Sharon99
Shaun6
Shaun46
Shaun1960
Sheena2005
Sherri97
Sidd Finch
Sierra3
Sierra7
Sierra10
Stacy07
Stacy14
Steven02
Steven50
Steven2002
Susan11
Susan25
Taylor1990
Taylor1998
Thomas2
Tim21
Tim87
Tina Belcher
Todd33
Tonya22
Tonya38
Tracy1977
Tricia1
Tricia14
Trinity1989
Virginia1961
Virginia2006
Wil
Wric Tungstenfinger

feed_text

Captions used in the feed. Contains user submissions. (8 have not been found as prompts)

"...The Aristocrats."
"Bake him away, toys"
"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
"I am So. Much. More."
"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
"Is it symmetric this way?"
"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
"Space duckin'" By led blimp
"The colour out of space" and black.
"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
#720_no_scope
#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
#BROKEN
#CATSANDBIRDS
#Compromise
#DANGERZONE
#DARE to #DREAM
#Donthate #Truelove
#DrinkSaltwater
#GOD
#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
#Hopeicanfly
#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
#Long_Exposure
#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
#Nailpolish
#Photobomb
#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
#Toobigtofall
#Worstweekever
#awefullyNicetractsofland
#bedhead
#bornthisway
#caturday
#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
#comfortfood
#delfie
#duckface
#fallingfromorbit
#flavorbomb
#giganticflower #headshot
#gps be like
#hashtag
#hoax
#illuminati
#imnotracistbut
#lifehacks
#livefeed #colonoscopy
#lolcats
#me #throwbackthursday
#newhipsterbike
#nofilter
#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
#nomakeup #justnatural
#nomakeup #natural
#notallmen
#notamodel #nofilter
#onering #fuckhobbits
#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
#parsnipandoldlace
#satellite #navigation
#saturday #memories #beautiful
#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
#selfie #imatree #thuglife
#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
#stublife
#sudowoodoproblems
#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
#this_is_sparta
#toothproblems
#twinsies
#vampiremirrorselfie
'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
*Darth Vader Breathing*
*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
*Tips fedora*
...And then we decided it was time to leave
...Freudian sense tingling...
1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
3 year olds first lego experience
4 8 15 16 23 42
5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
8.5 hours later...
99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
:-(
<3 hanging out with saruman
>< ))*>
?????????????
A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
A job so boring a bird could do it
A soulful rendition of "old man river"
A window into my soul
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
AGHHHHH
AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
AUUUGH
AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
Aaaaaargh
About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
Alan?
All flesh is grass
All my selfies be like
All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
All things considered, it turned out nice again
Allons-Y!
Always get a full nights rest
Am I a Pokemon?
Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
Amirite??
An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
An eight-stringed octopus?
An unsuccessful bike design...
And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
Another one bites the dust
Another victim of 'got your nose!'
Antimater Universe wants a hug.
Any hatchlings in here?
Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
Apparently it's a thing now...
Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
April Fools!
Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
Are you kidding me?
Artistic recreation from new fossil find
As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
As viewed on a Macintosh plus
As you can see It's windy out here
Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
Asteroids hate him!
Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
Aww, honey, don't cry...
Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
Ayyyy LMAO!
BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
BANANANANANANANANANA
Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
Banana invasion in progress
Bangarang Motherfuckers
Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
Bay-bae lolz
Bazookateer crossing
Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
Belgium
Best Christmas gift EVER!
Best Halloween costume yet!
Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
Best map projection ever
Best. Funeral. Ever.
Beyond Level 256...
Big Bird, An orwellian Short
Big bowl of star-flakes
Birds are less cute the closer they are.
Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
Black begins and wins.
Black box recorder
Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
Bulls don't often sit like this!
Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
Burnination? Huh?
Burrito night
But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
Cakephants are my new friends
Can anybody help me identify this animal?
Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
Can't believe what I almost threw away!
Cant explain that
Captain obvious strikes again
Car broke down on the side of the highway.
Car tiddlywinks proves success
Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
Cat tax paid
Ce n'est pas un canard
CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
Check out my new sonic oc!
Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
Choose your snuggle toy
Christ, what an asshole.
Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
Click to show secret text
Close the pod bay door, Hal.
Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
Come on party people, put your hands together
Come with me on a journey into time and space
Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
Copernicus: The early years
Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
Crocodile Pink Eye
Cruise Kingdom
DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
Da_FEELS###!
Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
Damn, two o'clock already?
Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
Day 12: it's going well I think
Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
Daylight spending time!
Deal with it
Death star model 0.0.73
Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
Diet is working!
Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
Do I look fat in this photo?
Do I look like a penguin?
Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
Do my feet look fat?
Do you care to #engage with this #content
Do you feline lucky, punk?
Do you have a lighter?
Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
Does anyone know why it is doing this?
Does my eye look bloodshot?
Does this look like pink eye to you?
Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
Dominos delivers!
Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
Don't have a cow, man
Don't inhale!
Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
Down time
Dryads. that is all.
Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
DuckDuckGoes!
Dude, I can totally catch this!
Dude, where's my car?
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
Eat my shorts
Eating my breakfast!
Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
Et boum! C'est le choc!
Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
Every day my damn cat makes this face
Everything maKes perfect sense now.
Everything truly IS awesome!
Evolution of puzzles
Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
Exes, am I right?
Existance is an illusion
Extreme beer pong
FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
FML
FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
FUCK NOT AGAIN
Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
Fancy
Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
Field Trip!
File not found ... creating fake file...
Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
Finally here!
Finally, new tires
Fire can sometimes be hot?
First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
First day of school.
First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
First post, be friendly
First screenshot of portal 3 !!
First time posting, please be nice
First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
Flat file viewing
Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
Flying fish had no affect on it
Fnnnaarrrrr!
For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
Formal on top, party on the bottom
Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
Found this in my garden, wtf?
Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
Freshly waxed floors + new socks
Fucking CAKE
Fulfilling western ideals!
Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
Get that camera out of my face!
Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
Go purr yourself!
Goldilocks party!
Goodnight moon
Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
Got your nose!
Gotta catch em all.
Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
Great ScotT!
Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
Guess that "sun" was really important after all
Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
HODOR!
Had to settle for a beard
Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, M C Escher
Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
Has science gone too far?
Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
Have fun in the Alps lol
Have fun stormin' da castle.
Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
He did say it was edible
He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
He left me! :ccc
He nailed it!
He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
He was never seen again
Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
Here comes the sun, do do do do...
Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
Hey guys, watch this
Hey! My cloaca is down here!
Hey, it's windows 7 again!
Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
Holy Meals on Wheels
Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
Homo helicopteris captured in bali
Hope that wasn't a granny knot
Hoping this makes it past customs
Houston, we are the problem
Hoverboard to full power!
How did I get here?
How did I get here?!?
How did the mars rover get here?
How does this work again?
How is this still a thing?
How many can there be?
How's My new haircut?
I think I need new glasses.
I 'M out of the acorn
I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
I CHOOSE YOU!
I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
I am a beautiful person.
I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
I am infinite. i am eternal.
I believe in an afterbirth.
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
I blame supernasa
I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
I broke cookie clicker...
I broke the etch & sketch
I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
I can has cheezburger?
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I can take photos with my teeth!
I can walk on my hands
I can't believe it's not cake batter
I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
I don't get it either.
I don't know
I don't know how to play...
I don't regret pressing the button
I don't think I really understand what this is.
I don't think that's supposed to go there...
I don't think this is working
I don't want to set the world on fire
I dream of death
I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
I find this picture reflects my soul.
I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
I forgot to get a plane
I forgot to turn the tap off lol
I fought the law. They won
I found a three fingered kitten!
I found it!!!!!!!
I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
I found this little guy in the woods near my house
I got a new geigerteller
I got the job!
I got this in the mail today
I guess I only have myself to blame.
I has a sad
I hate the carnival so much right now
I hate this channel
I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
I hate waking up from a really good dream
I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
I have never been happy
I have tasted many fish
I hope he's not hungry
I just bought this
I just can't see the point anymore
I just don't get recursion.
I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
I just want to watch the world burn
I knew I nailed it!
I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
I knew pi would lead to this
I knew there would be side effects
I like this picture
I loled my head off!!!
I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
I lost my tooth
I lost my wits
I love star wars!
I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
I mistook myself for a bird
I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
I never understood that part of the bibile
I only wanted a cheeseburger
I put on my wizard robe and hat
I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
I say: nuts to that!
I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
I sentence you to deliciousness!
I solved the debt crisis!
I still say it looks White and Gold!
I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
I think I can... I think I can
I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
I think i lost my dorsal fin
I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
I think there's something here
I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
I think this is the wrong python script
I think we deserved it.
I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
I thought it was a good idea at the time
I thought it would be bigger
I thought of it, and it happened
I thought this ball pit would be more fun
I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
I told you to keep the raptors secure
I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
I used to be like... but then i was all...
I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
I was just trying to install freebsd...
I was late
I welcome our event-driven overlords
I will take that one please
I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
I wish I could ride in a balloon
I wonder if it will be friends with me
I wonder what will this lead to...
I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
I'd call this experiment a success.
I'd tap dat.
I'd tap that
I'll catch it one day
I'll just go buy cigarettes
I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
I'm a Real Boy!
I'm a fighter!
I'm a wizard!
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
I'm going to be smashed to bits
I'm lost without your love, baby
I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
I'm never going on chatroulette again
I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
I'm not even mad. that's amazing
I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
I'm ready!
I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
I've been robbed!
I've discovered a new clean-power source
I've found a new way to feed the poor
I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
I've made a huge mistake
I've never been so aware of my own hunger
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
If you're brave enough...
If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
Ikea art
In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
In my dreams I'm always strong
In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
Initiate evasive maneuver!
Ink-blots describe how they see students
Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
International relationships are getting worse
Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
Is it really today, already?
Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
Is that a new pokemon?
Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
Is there really any point? FML
Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
Is this real life?
Is this room 101?
Is this too cheesy?
It is never safe.
It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
It seemed better in my head
It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
It was the rational response
It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
It's a Finger trap
It's a timey-wimey time-lord
It's not a good part of town
It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
It's smaller on the outside
It's the little things
Jesus Wept
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
Job interview today.
John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
Jugghead got nothing on me :p
Just Got A new camera phone!
Just a little more to the right
Just another day in paradise
Just combing my M.C. Escher
Just hangin' around
Just one of those days
Just some home decorating
Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
Lack of cucumbers
Larry asked me to be his wingman
Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
Legal Issues
Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
Let's have a blinking contest
Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
Life outside the matrix
Light traffic today.
Like my new nails?
Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
London
Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
Look at me jumping!
Look at my dollar coin
Look at that fart propulsion
Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
Look out!
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
Love is creepy
Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
Macklemore concert was awesome!
Made in god's own image, yessiree!
Magnificent as fuck
Magnified 10,000 times
Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
Making a selfie.
Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
Man in the Moon slumming
Man or mouse? No need to decide!
Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
Man, it's windy
Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
Man, that was the best party in my life
Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
Mari-OH
Maths are hard
Max gentleman
Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
Me llamo t-bone
Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
Me, before the topical ointment
Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
Mentos and lava
Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
Meritocracy is a pipe dream
Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
Minimalist cat
Minister! We're running out of time.
Mistakes were made.
Mmm, Spider cake!
Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
Monday mornings
More advantages to USB type c revealed
More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
Moses lied to me.
Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
Muahahahahahah
My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
My Hobby: freaking people out
My baby is learning how to write!
My boyfriend finally proposed!
My cat barfed this out
My cat is cuter than yours.
My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
My clothes need a wash...
My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
My dad in the army
My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
My first selfie!
My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
My gout's acting up again
My halloween costume
My hobby: photography
My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
My new cat is awesome
My new neighbor seems a bit odd
My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
My new tattoo
My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
My nose will grow now.
My parents took away my phone privileges
My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
My selfie stick broke.
My server cooling system.
My tastes are very... singular
Myspace tom to ground control-
NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
NICE MULTIPANTS
NO. JUST NO.
NUTS!
Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
Nasa is fully funded
Need a Haircut
Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
Never gonna give you up...
Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
New Super Mario bros in real life!
New amazon product
New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
New car flipping world record set
New false color imagery from mars curiousity
New haircut!
New headcanon:
New means to help collect more evidence
New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
No guitar without a sombrero
No lie, this is delicious
No more sorrow!
No regrets on this new roofing material
No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
Nope nope nope nope nope
Not Again :(
Not a fruit
Not as healthy as it looks
Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
Note: HUGE SUCCess
Nothing new under the sun
Notice anything different?
Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
Now turn it upside-down
Now we play... the most dangerous game
Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
OH MY GOD A HORSE
OMG Becky look at her butt
OMG I cannot even
OMG! Kittens!
OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
Obama pardons Santa claus
Office gamification has got out of hand.
Oh God! It's happening again!
Oh No! Not again!
Oh bother not again
Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
Oh god is it still following me?
Oh here we go
Oh no! Not Again.
Oh no! Not again.
Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
Oh no, it's the moon
Oh, Canada...
Oh, that's where I left them!
Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
One of these things doesn't belong.
One of those mornings...
One year ago I looked like this
Only 90s kids will remember
Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
Oops.
Optimus prime was having a bad day.
Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
Our proudest moment
Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
Ow.
Oy, my giblets!
PARKOUR IN ACTION
PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
Pants Optional
Park and ride
Parlez vous Francais?
Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
Penguins are people too #equality
Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
Perspective issues
Philae lander found!
Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
Picasso's illegitimate child...
Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
Picking mushrooms
Pizza TIME
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Please send help.
Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
PostPostModern art
Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
Press 'continue' to abort.
Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
Quite.
RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
Ramen is squishy and soft
Real Eyes Realize real lies.
Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
Roadrunner is the new transport minister
Robert'); Drop Table students;--
Robots in much better disguise
Rock, paper, FACE
Rollerskating always was overrated
SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
SIDE GOER 4
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
SOmething went wrong while shaving...
SPAAAAAAAAcE
SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
Said the duchess to the vicar.
Sarlac ball pit!
Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
Screw it, here's a cat pic
See a carrot deflate a pool ball
See it again in slo mo
Self Portrait: Complete.
Selfie #Nofilter
Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
Selfie in the morning
She's got interesting taste in men.
Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
Snowman accident
So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
So long, and thanks for all the fish
So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
So thats What Jesus did
So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
So, it has come to this...
So, this happened.
So... those were real
So...Magnets, right?
Solo Thumbwar
Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
Something seems to be wrong with my car
Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
Sometimes all you can do is wait
Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
Somewhere, this exists.
Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
Soon. Soon...
Sorry for the potato quality.
Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
Spaaaaaaaace!
Space from my window
Spiders. Nope.
Spring has sprang
Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
Step 1: Jump the shark.
Steve is realxing
Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
Stop stalin and make up your mind
Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
Sun deflation: optimal
Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
TANSTAAFL... Mostly
THAT'S NO MOON
THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
Talking to my fans...
Tamper-Proof
Target Found.
Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
Thanks Obama!
Thanks!
That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
That is one dapper bird.
That is, in fact, a squirrel.
That sweater is so 2013
That was one hell of a party last night.
That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
That was when things started to get a little weird.
That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
That's gonna hurt on the way out
That's just not very funny
That's not a chicken
That's not a nut!
That's too much, man!
The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
The Captain Crunch Kraken
The Dissolution of Parliament.
The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
The French space program
The HORROR!
The Little Borg Prince
The Moon Will Eat What it will
The Prodigy is in town!
The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
The Zebra was lying down
The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
The basis for fast and furious 13.
The best brick joke possible.
The birds found the hobbit hole
The building blocks of life
The cat brought in another bird.
The choice is simple.
The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
The dark helps me see in the carrots
The designers of this camera literally nailed it
The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
The ents met the triffids
The evolution of fun
The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
The horrors of war
The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
The infamous Snow-muon.
The knids are hungry
The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
The last person to be surprised by a selfie
The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
The last thing we see before we die
The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
The magic smoke escaped :(
The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
The moon landing was a lie
The moon looks weird today
The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
The newest Olympic sport
The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
The prophecy was true!
The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
The rook is getting closer. Help me.
The second mouse gets the cheese
The secret to infinite storage space
The side of my car. #roadrage
The signal came from this sector
The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
The solution to all life's problems
The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
The strangest thing subway ever gave me
The taste stays with you forever
The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
The time has come.
The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
The unforgiving war on health
The view outside of my airplane window.
The vlog was better than the movie
The weight of life in a starry landscape
Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
There goes the neighborhood...
There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
There's a third bump, growing fast
There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
These aren't my sandwiches
These cravings will never stop
These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
They see me rolling, they hating
They're all watching me
Things Lost in couch cushions
This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
This apple got a face on it dog
This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
This elevator has no 'down'!
This explains everything
This explains it all
This guy...
This is a cat
This is a good idea
This is exactly what you think it is
This is how we celebrate easter usually
This is how you get ants!
This is just like my 5th birthday party.
This is no cave
This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
This is still what I had for breakfast
This is symbolic.
This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
This is twitter, right? #confused
This is what I do on friday evenings now
This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
This is what happiness looks like
This is what i had for breakfast
This is why I'm not an EMT
This is why we can't have good things
This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
This needs a motivational text
This photo mooves me
This photo was taken from my basement
This photo was taken from my iphone
This squirrel really knows how to cook
This was the most unkindest cut of all
This will make sense if you look at it upside down
Threaten large birds... check.
Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
Time to reap the whirlwind!
To get to the other tree and leaf!
To infinity and Birdyond!
To the victor go the spoils.
Today i am a Chinese clock
Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
Too many quixotes, not enough giants
Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
Top of the world
Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
Travel the length of these massive bison
Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
Trees on a hill #nofilter
Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
Triumph. Pure triumph.
True Self-Control
Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
USB SUX
Ugh, i'll never understand art.
Uglier than modern art
Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
Universe man, Universe man...
Unzipped sock
Use the force responsibly.
Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
Vegans gonna hate
Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
Visited mom today
Visual representation of Dubstep
WARRRBLGARBL
WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
WHY WHY WHY #WHY
WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
WTF!?
Wait ... what? I don't even...
Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
Wait for it...
Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
Wait, you can see that too
Waiting on hold with the insurance company
Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
Wake up, sheeple.
Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
We are not men. we are devo.
We can't do it, the moon is in the way
We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
We didn't start the fire
We fell upstairs and exploded.
We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
We live in a golden age!
We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
We've given up trying to justify this.
We've got a problem
Weeeee!!!
Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
Well, now this is a thing.
Well, this is a puzzling development.
Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
Whale Selfie!
What a beautiful time to be alive!
What are pixels?
What could go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong™?
What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
What do you see? I see a cat!
What has science done?!
What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
What is your Pony Personality?
What, Me worry?
What? It's always that color.
When everything looks like a hammer
When in doubt, just blow on it!
When pandas have nightmares
When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
When you get a perfect score on your test
Where are the three sea shells?
Where did THAT come from?
Where did this road come from?!?
Where do I plug this in?
Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
Who came first?
Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
Who stepped on my pop tart?
Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
Why are there ants on my face?!
Why did it have to end this Way?
Why do dogs like this?
Why do people do this?
Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
Why potato why?
Why should squirrel learn baseball
Why?
Woops, miscounted. sorry.
Worst pokemon ever
Worth it for the karma.
Would you like to play a game?
Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
Wow, did you see that??!!
Wow. Just, Wow.
YES
YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
Yeah... never gonna happen
Yes, I followed the instructions!
You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
You did what in my tuba?
You must be new here.
You want to know how i got these scars?
You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
You'll never guess what happens next...
Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Zeus takes his revenge
Zoidgebra 101
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a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
a spherical cow
about to die lol
ack
alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
amazons newest delivery method
ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
and suddenly, popcorn
and then there were nine
and to think this is where it all started
ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
apple's new offering: iscream
are you sure this is a commandline?
aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
at times like this i ask, "why me?"
australia is not NZ!
awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
bURMA sHAVE!
back on tinder!
been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
best day evar!!!!
best republican caucus ever!
better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
big ben is going down.
big data strikes back
bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
bit nosy, aren't you?
blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
bowTieght!
brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
capes are in fashion
caught the sunset tonight at midday
cest ne pas un pipe
check out my new pet
check out my usb sword!
clever girl.....
come on, put on the slippers.
conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
cowabunga dude
cowabunga, dudes!
crawling and texting #badcombination
crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
cthulu caught me slipping
cthulu wants what cthulu wants
dOG SHAMING
damn tree!
damn. that squirrel's got a ball
damned ninjas
day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
discovered a new shortcut for making toast
diy abortion
does my ass look big in this?
don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
don't worry, it's part of my plan!
doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
drill baby drill!
drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
duckface is the new radians
elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
emergency butter delivery
engage!
ever get the feeling you're being watched?
every breath you take, every move you make
everyday i'm shoveling
everything makes sense now
father & daughter re-unite!
feeding my pet
filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
finally got that squid stache
flying car - it is now officially the future
for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
for science!
for you
forgot to turn the oven off!
found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
found this on google maps earlier.
fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
furrowed mustache
get your ass to mars
go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
go home elephant you are drunk
goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
google bots have uncovered some missing bits
ha ha ha... no.
haha oh my cat
havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
he is so cool
hello darkness my old friend
help wanted. inquire within.
hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
hgghjg
hobbitses
holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
how do I take photos with this?
how do i turn this off?
how do you get the screensaver off?
how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
i broke it
i can't form the words to describe such beauty
i do the same thing at frat parties
i don't remember this scene form star wars
i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
i hate it when this happens
i have a bad feeling about this.
i invented a thing
i just want to do existential things with my friends
i love a good featureless white void
i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
i need to do my laundry more often.
i pushed this. was that bad?
i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
i think i need to get out more.
i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
i was gonna eat that
i wonder why you left me here.
i'll never get tired of this.
i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
i'm just surprised it took this long.
i'm now 75% more efficient
i've made a huge mistake
i've never felt so alone.
i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
in line at the dmv
in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
in theathers, close to you
inner city air conditioning
intertial reference frame, activate!
introducing the yolo distribution
is good idea yes
is it midnight yet?
is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
is that a war walrus?
is the eject button meant to do this?
is this illegal?
is this just a fantasy?
it all fits together, guys!
it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
it makes sense if you think about it
it was an odd place to find a stop sign
it was never this complicated when I was a kid
it's bicycles all the way down
it's in a good part of town
it's like rain on your wedding day!
it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
it's pretty dark in this box
just another cat video
just cos()
just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
just look at that motherfucking satellite
just playing with my pet
just two more trips over the horizon
kang, do i look good in this?
kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
ksp mission success
last march of the ents
leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
leapfrog, anyone?
like my new haircut?
lol, no i didn't jump
london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
look at me, i'm from England!
look at my new dog!
look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
look ma, no hands!
look what happened to my satellite
look what i found underneath my pillow
love it!
love it!"...The Aristocrats."
mYTH BUSTED!
mario Kart is harder in real life
married a cat
marvel universe howard the duck returns
may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
me and all my friends
mmm...vegemite...
moo!
my cat got into the *other* catnip
my cat is sick
my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
my friend posing while a plane flies by
my lasik didn't go so well.
my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
my new boss
my new duvet cover!
my new haircut only exists in another dimension
my new toaster has some strange attachments
my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
my taco face
my time machine isn't working again! D:
my toothache has got worse recently
my wonderful dad!
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
new phone who dis
new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
night sledding deserves a quiet night
no matter where we go, its always cold
no one ever suspected the shovel
no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
no wonder the cat always sits here
nobody knows the trouble i've seen
nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
now you're hungry too.
oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
obsession is a dangerous thing
oh I feel a yearning so bad
oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
oh look, a penny
oh no you didn't
oh, is that godot? Finally...
omfg, space bugs
one does not simply wok into mordor
one electrocution can ruin your entire day
only 90 kids will remember this.
only 90s kids will get this!
onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
oompa loompa diggeti doo
oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
passed another hitch hiker
peeling back the pages of history
photo proof for you skeptics out there
photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
prototype soccer ball
quack quack, motherflipper
racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
real letters have curves #Serif
really not how I thought I would die
research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
reverse et
reverse microwave oven
rm -rf /
run little ghost, run!
sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
sad cow is sad
sarlac ball-pit!!!
school's out!
searching for brain, found this instead
senpai noticed me! ^_^
sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
share and enjoy
share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
should i see a doctor about this?
smiling is for optimists
so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
so, scientology...
so. sick. of. this. pic.
some men just want to watch the world burn.
someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
sorry dad
stay away from my eggcorns
step one: cut a hole in the box
still better than last year in ottawa
stipple slash of saturn
stork carrying a babby rabbit!
such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
super high intensity training at NORAD
tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
take that atheists
take two, they are small
taken from earth orbit
terminal velocity is a myth
thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
that's me!
that's one nasty burn!
that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
the Uk space agency is making britain proud
the charge of the light brigade
the dark side of the moon, amirite?
the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
the event horizon returned
the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
the floor is made of lava. send help.
the game begins...
the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
the hills have eyes
the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
the new usb feels like a step backward
the only people for me are the mad ones
the rest is darkness and decay
the saddest moment of my childhood
the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
the way of the future
the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
their love was doomed from the start...
there is none of this left in the men's room #help
there snow such thing as global warming
they dont need us anymore
they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
they said be careful, we said yolo
they said we couldn't play god
they told me carrots were good for eye health
they're all dead, dave.
this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
this didn't last long.
this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
this guy keeps following me
this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
this is just a tribute #thed
this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
this is not what i meant it to be
this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
this is the weirdest hickey.
this one's over 15 kt bitches!
this plot is odd.
this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
this was in the bible
this was my inspiration
this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
those weren't Altoids.
throwing epic shade!
tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
today's to do list
too much lens flare?
too much right beef
toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
true culprit of global warming!
truly, i am euphoric
trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
two great tastes that go great together
uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
unhappy in space
unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
void main() { fork; }
wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
wake up sheeple!
walked in on my roommate being terrifying
watch me become the next favorite kardashian
watching dune on shrooms
we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
we have the technology.
we sail the ocean orange
we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
welcome to Argentina
welcome to the internet
welcome to the space jam
well, so much for the space program
well, this really puts things in perspective.
what a bummer
what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
what if it's a ghost pepper?
what to have for breakfast?
what's a lens cap?
whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
when you see it...
where should i put this cool new tatto?
where to buy spanish ham ?
which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
whiskers expecting a new friend :)
who do you think I am?
whoops GPS error
why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
worst horse ever :(
worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
would you choose the microwave over this?
wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
you know, for kids
you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
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"...The Aristocrats."
"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
"Bake him away, toys"
"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
"I am So. Much. More."
"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
"Is it symmetric this way?"
"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
#BROKEN
#CATSANDBIRDS
#Compromise
#DANGERZONE
#Donthate #Truelove
#DrinkSaltwater
#GOD
#Hopeicanfly
#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
#Long_Exposure
#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
#Nailpolish
#Photobomb
#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
#Toobigtofall
#awefullyNicetractsofland
#bedhead
#bornthisway
#caturday
#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
#comfortfood
#delfie
#duckface
#fallingfromorbit
#flavorbomb
#giganticflower #headshot
#gps be like
#hashtag
#illuminati
#imnotracistbut
#lifehacks
#livefeed #colonoscopy
#me #throwbackthursday
#newhipsterbike
#nofilter
#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
#nomakeup #justnatural
#nomakeup #natural
#notallmen
#notamodel #nofilter
#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
#saturday #memories #beautiful
#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
#selfie #imatree #thuglife
#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
#stublife
#sudowoodoproblems
#toothproblems
#twinsies
#vampiremirrorselfie
'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
*Darth Vader Breathing*
*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
*Tips fedora*
1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
3 year olds first lego experience
5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
8.5 hours later...
99 bottles of beer on the wall
<3 hanging out with saruman
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A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
A delicate pear
A job so boring a bird could do it
A soulful rendition of "old man river"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
AUUUGH
AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
Aaaaaargh
About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
All flesh is grass
All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
All things considered, it turned out nice again
Allons-Y!
Always get a full nights rest
Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
Am I a Pokemon?
Amirite??
An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
An eight-stringed octopus?
And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
Another one bites the dust
Antimater Universe wants a hug.
Anyone craving some soup right about now?
Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
Apparently it's a thing now...
Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
April Fools!
Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
Aww, honey, don't cry...
Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
BANANANANANANANANANA
BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
Banana invasion in progress
Bangarang Motherfuckers
Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
Bay-bae lolz
Bazookateer crossing
Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
Belgium
Best Christmas gift EVER!
Best Halloween costume yet!
Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
Best map projection ever
Best. Funeral. Ever.
Big bowl of star-flakes
Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
Black box recorder
Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
Bomber one on approach
Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
Burnination? Huh?
Burrito night
But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
Cakephants are my new friends
Can anybody help me identify this animal?
Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
Can't believe what I almost threw away!
Cant explain that
Car broke down on the side of the highway.
Cat tax paid
CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
Check out my new sonic oc!
Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
Choose your snuggle toy
Christ, what an asshole.
Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
Click to show secret text
Close the pod bay door, Hal.
Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
Come with me on a journey into time and space
Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
Copernicus: The early years
Cruise Kingdom
DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
Da_FEELS###!
Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
Damn, two o'clock already?
Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
Dawn of the Bread
Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
Day 12: it's going well I think
Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
Daylight spending time!
Deal with it
Death star model 0.0.73
Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
Do I look like a penguin?
Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
Do my feet look fat?
Do the Harlem Shake
Do you feline lucky, punk?
Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
Does my hair look like it's thinning?
Does this look like pink eye to you?
Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
Dominos delivers!
Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
Don't have a cow, man
Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
DuckDuckGoes!
Dude! Dude? Dude.
Dude, I can totally catch this!
Dude, where's my car?
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
Eat my shorts
Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
Et boum! C'est le choc!
Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
Every day my damn cat makes this face
Everything maKes perfect sense now.
Everything truly IS awesome!
Evolution of puzzles
Existance is an illusion
Extreme beer pong
FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
FENTON!!! FENTON!
FML
FUCK NOT AGAIN
Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
Fancy
Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
Field Trip!
File not found ... creating fake file...
Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
Finally here!
Fire can sometimes be hot?
First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
First day of school.
First post, be friendly
First screenshot of portal 3 !!
First time posting, please be nice
First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
Flat file viewing
Fnnnaarrrrr!
Foiled again by the bell curve
For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
Formal on top, party on the bottom
Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
Found this in my garden, wtf?
Found this mushroom, thought of you
Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
Freshly waxed floors + new socks
Fucking CAKE
Fulfilling western ideals!
GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
Goldilocks party!
Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
Got your nose!
Gotta catch em all.
Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
Great ScotT!
Guess that "sun" was really important after all
Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
HODOR!
Had to settle for a beard
Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
Happy Birthday, M C Escher
Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
Have fun stormin' da castle.
Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
He did say it was edible
He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
He nailed it!
He was never seen again
Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
Here comes the sun, do do do do...
Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
Hey! My cloaca is down here!
Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
Hey, it's windows 7 again!
Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
Holy Meals on Wheels
Homo helicopteris captured in bali
Hope that wasn't a granny knot
Houston, we are the problem
How did I get here?!?
How does this work again?
How many can there be?
Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
I think I need new glasses.
I 'M out of the acorn
I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
I CHOOSE YOU!
I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
I am a beautiful person.
I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
I blame supernasa
I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
I broke cookie clicker...
I broke the etch & sketch
I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
I can has cheezburger?
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I can take photos with my teeth!
I can walk on my hands
I can't believe it's not cake batter
I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
I don't get it either.
I don't know
I don't know how to play...
I don't think I really understand what this is.
I don't think that's supposed to go there...
I don't think this is working
I dream of death
I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
I find this picture reflects my soul.
I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
I forgot to get a plane
I fought the law. They won
I found a three fingered kitten!
I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
I got a new geigerteller
I got the job!
I guess I only have myself to blame.
I has a sad
I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
I hate waking up from a really good dream
I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
I have never been happy
I hope he's not hungry
I just bought this
I just can't see the point anymore
I just don't get recursion.
I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
I just want to watch the world burn
I knew there would be side effects
I like this picture
I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
I lost my tooth
I lost my wits
I love star wars!
I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
I never understood that part of the bibile
I only wanted a cheeseburger
I put on my wizard robe and hat
I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
I say: nuts to that!
I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
I sentence you to deliciousness!
I solved the debt crisis!
I still say it looks White and Gold!
I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
I think I can... I think I can
I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
I think there's something here
I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
I thought it was a good idea at the time
I thought it would be bigger
I thought of it, and it happened
I thought this ball pit would be more fun
I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
I told you to keep the raptors secure
I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
I used to be like... but then i was all...
I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
I was just trying to install freebsd...
I was late
I welcome our event-driven overlords
I will take that one please
I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
I wish I could ride in a balloon
I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
I'd call this experiment a success.
I'd tap dat.
I'll catch it one day
I'll never fit in!
I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
I'm a fighter!
I'm a wizard!
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
I'm lost without your love, baby
I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
I'm never going on chatroulette again
I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
I'm not even mad. that's amazing
I'm ready!
I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
I've been robbed!
I've discovered a new clean-power source
I've found a new way to feed the poor
I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
I've made a huge mistake
I've never been so aware of my own hunger
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
If you're brave enough...
If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
Ikea art
In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
In my dreams I'm always strong
In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
International relationships are getting worse
Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
Is that a new pokemon?
Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
Is this real life?
Is this room 101?
Is this too cheesy?
It is never safe.
It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
It seemed better in my head
It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
It was the rational response
It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
It's a Finger trap
It's a timey-wimey time-lord
It's bigger after you put it together.
It's not a good part of town
It's smaller on the outside
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
Jugghead got nothing on me :p
Just Got A new camera phone!
Just a little more to the right
Just another day in paradise
Just combing my M.C. Escher
Just one of those days
Just some home decorating
Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
Larry asked me to be his wingman
Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
Legal Issues
Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
Let's have a blinking contest
Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
Life is a matter of perspective, really.
Light traffic today.
Like a G6, baby, like a g6
Like my new nails?
Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
London
Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
Look at me jumping!
Look at my dollar coin
Look at my new blue dress!
Look at that fart propulsion
Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
Lost in Space...
Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
Macklemore concert was awesome!
Made in god's own image, yessiree!
Magnificent as fuck
Magnified 10,000 times
Making a selfie.
Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
Man, it's windy
Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
Mari-OH
Maths are hard
Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
Me, before the topical ointment
Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
Mentos and lava
Meritocracy is a pipe dream
Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
Minimalist cat
Minister! We're running out of time.
Mistakes were made.
Mmm, Spider cake!
Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
Monday mornings
More advantages to USB type c revealed
More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
Moses lied to me.
Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
Muahahahahahah
My 7 picture is upside down
My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
My baby is learning how to write!
My boyfriend finally proposed!
My cat barfed this out
My cat is cuter than yours.
My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
My clothes need a wash...
My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
My gout's acting up again
My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
My house is my castle
My new cat is awesome
My new neighbor seems a bit odd
My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
My new tattoo
My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
My nose will grow now.
My parents took away my phone privileges
My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
My selfie stick broke.
My tastes are very... singular
My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
Myspace tom to ground control-
NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
NO. JUST NO.
NUTS!
Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
Never gonna give you up...
Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
New amazon product
New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
New false color imagery from mars curiousity
New haircut!
New means to help collect more evidence
New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
No guitar without a sombrero
No lie, this is delicious
No wants to hear me talk about my cat
No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
Nope nope nope nope nope
Not Again :(
Not a fruit
Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
Note: HUGE SUCCess
Nothing new under the sun
Notice anything different?
Now turn it upside-down
Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
OH MY GOD A HORSE
OMG Becky look at her butt
OMG I cannot even
OMG! Kittens!
OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
Office gamification has got out of hand.
Oh God! It's happening again!
Oh No! Not again!
Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
Oh god is it still following me?
Oh here we go
Oh no! Not Again.
Oh no! Not again.
Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
Oh no, it's the moon
Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
One of the less popular Transformers.
One of these things doesn't belong.
One of those mornings...
One year ago I looked like this
Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
Oops.
Optimus prime was having a bad day.
Otters. They are the craziest.
Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
Our proudest moment
Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
Ow.
Oy, my giblets!
PARKOUR IN ACTION
PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
Pac-man's missing piece
Pants Optional
Park and ride
Parlez vous Francais?
Penguins are people too #equality
Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
Perspective issues
Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
Picasso's illegitimate child...
Picked this up at the thrift shop
Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
Picking mushrooms
Pintsize what are you doing?!
Pizza TIME
Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
PostPostModern art
Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
Press 'continue' to abort.
Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
Putin Putin in orbit
Quite.
RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
Ramen is squishy and soft
Real Eyes Realize real lies.
Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
Roadrunner is the new transport minister
Robert'); Drop Table students;--
Robots in much better disguise
Rollerskating always was overrated
SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
SPAAAAAAAAcE
Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
Said the duchess to the vicar.
Sarlac ball pit!
Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
Screw it, here's a cat pic
See a carrot deflate a pool ball
See it again in slo mo
Self Portrait: Complete.
Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
Selfie in the morning
Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
Snowman accident
So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
So long, and thanks for all the fish
So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
So thats What Jesus did
So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
So, it has come to this...
So, this happened.
So... those were real
So...Magnets, right?
Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
Sometimes all you can do is wait
Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
Somewhere, this exists.
Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
Sorry for the potato quality.
Spaaaaaaaace!
Space from my window
Spiders. Nope.
Spring has sprang
Starbucks <3 <3 <3
Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
Step 1: Jump the shark.
Steve is realxing
Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
Stop stalin and make up your mind
Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
TANSTAAFL... Mostly
THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
Target Found.
Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
Thanks!
That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
That is, in fact, a squirrel.
That sweater is so 2013
That was one hell of a party last night.
That was when things started to get a little weird.
That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
That's just not very funny
That's not a nut!
That's too much, man!
The Captain Crunch Kraken
The Dissolution of Parliament.
The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
The French space program
The HORROR!
The Little Borg Prince
The Moon Will Eat What it will
The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
The Zebra was lying down
The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
The basis for fast and furious 13.
The best brick joke possible.
The birds found the hobbit hole
The building blocks of life
The cat brought in another bird.
The choice is simple.
The dark helps me see in the carrots
The designers of this camera literally nailed it
The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
The dress is black and white!
The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
The ents met the triffids
The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
The horrors of war
The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
The last person to be surprised by a selfie
The last thing we see before we die
The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
The magic smoke escaped :(
The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
The moon landing was a lie
The moon looks weird today
The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
The newest Olympic sport
The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
The prophecy was true!
The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
The second mouse gets the cheese
The secret to infinite storage space
The side of my car. #roadrage
The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
The solution to all life's problems
The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
The strangest thing subway ever gave me
The time has come.
The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
The unforgiving war on health
The view outside of my airplane window.
The vlog was better than the movie
The weight of life in a starry landscape
Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
There goes the neighborhood...
There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
There's a third bump, growing fast
There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
These cravings will never stop
These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
They see me rolling, they hating
They're all watching me
Things Lost in couch cushions
This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
This apple got a face on it dog
This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
This explains everything
This explains it all
This guy...
This is a cat
This is a good idea
This is exactly what you think it is
This is how we celebrate easter usually
This is how you get ants!
This is just like my 5th birthday party.
This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
This is twitter, right? #confused
This is what I do on friday evenings now
This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
This is what happiness looks like
This is what i had for breakfast
This is why I'm not an EMT
This is why we can't have good things
This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
This needs a motivational text
This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
This one weird object blocks out the light!
This photo mooves me
This photo was taken from my basement
This photo was taken from my iphone
This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
This will require more delta-V than we expected.
Threaten large birds... check.
Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
Time to reap the whirlwind!
To infinity and Birdyond!
To the victor go the spoils.
Today i am a Chinese clock
Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
Too many quixotes, not enough giants
Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
Travel the length of these massive bison
Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
Trees on a hill #nofilter
Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
Triumph. Pure triumph.
True Self-Control
Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
Tycoon Simulator 2015
USB SUX
Ugh, i'll never understand art.
Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
Universe man, Universe man...
Unzipped sock
Use the force responsibly.
Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
Visited mom today
Visual representation of Dubstep
WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
WHY WHY WHY #WHY
WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
WTF!?
Wait ... what? I don't even...
Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
Wait for it...
Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
Wait, you can see that too
Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
We are not men. we are devo.
We can't do it, the moon is in the way
We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
We didn't start the fire
We live in a golden age!
We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
We've given up trying to justify this.
We've got a problem
Weeeee!!!
Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
Well, now this is a thing.
Well, this is a puzzling development.
Welp, there's your problem
WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
Whale Selfie!
What a beautiful time to be alive!
What are pixels?
What are you, a dictionary?
What could go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong™?
What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
What's this thing here in the bathroom?
What, Me worry?
What? It's always that color.
When everything looks like a hammer
When in doubt, just blow on it!
When pandas have nightmares
When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
Where are the three sea shells?
Where did THAT come from?
Where did this road come from?!?
Where do I plug this in?
Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
Who came first?
Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
Who stepped on my pop tart?
Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
Who's that Pokémon?
Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
Why did it have to end this Way?
Why did the cypress cross the road?
Why do dogs like this?
Why do people do this?
Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
Why potato why?
Why should squirrel learn baseball
Why?
Woops, miscounted. sorry.
Worst pokemon ever
Worth it for the karma.
Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
Wow, did you see that??!!
Wow. Just, Wow.
YES
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
Yeah... never gonna happen
Yes, I followed the instructions!
You are not a good person
You must be new here.
You want to know how i got these scars?
You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
You'll never guess what happens next...
Zoidgebra 101
[Metal Gear sound effect]
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a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
about to die lol
ack
amazons newest delivery method
ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
and suddenly, popcorn
and then there were nine
and to think this is where it all started
ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
apple's new offering: iscream
are you sure this is a commandline?
aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
at times like this i ask, "why me?"
australia is not NZ!
awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
bURMA sHAVE!
back on tinder!
been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
best republican caucus ever!
big ben is going down.
bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
bit nosy, aren't you?
blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
bowTieght!
breakfast in 'merica
brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
caught the sunset tonight at midday
check out my new sauron fanfic
check out my usb sword!
clever girl.....
come on, put on the slippers.
conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
cowabunga, dudes!
crawling and texting #badcombination
crenellate good times, c'Mon!
cthulu caught me slipping
cthulu wants what cthulu wants
dOG SHAMING
damn tree!
day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
diy abortion
does my ass look big in this?
doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
duckface is the new radians
emergency butter delivery
engage!
ever get the feeling you're being watched?
every breath you take, every move you make
everyday i'm shoveling
everything makes sense now
father & daughter re-unite!
filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
finally got that squid stache
flying car - it is now officially the future
food crisis strategy
for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
for science!
forgot to turn the oven off!
found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
found this on google maps earlier.
fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
furrowed mustache
get your ass to mars
go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
go home elephant you are drunk
goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
google bots have uncovered some missing bits
gotta take big ben down a peg
ha ha ha... no.
haha oh my cat
havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
hello darkness my old friend
help wanted. inquire within.
hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
hobbitses
holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
how do I take photos with this?
how do you get the screensaver off?
how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
i broke it
i can't form the words to describe such beauty
i do the same thing at frat parties
i don't remember this scene form star wars
i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
i donna think it means what you think it means
i hate it when this happens
i have a bad feeling about this.
i just want to do existential things with my friends
i love a good featureless white void
i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
i need to do my laundry more often.
i pushed this. was that bad?
i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
i think i need to get out more.
i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
i wonder why you left me here.
i'll never get tired of this.
i'm just surprised it took this long.
i'm now 75% more efficient
i've never felt so alone.
if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
in line at the dmv
in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
in theathers, close to you
intertial reference frame, activate!
is good idea yes
is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
is this illegal?
is this just a fantasy?
it all fits together, guys!
it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
it makes sense if you think about it
it was an odd place to find a stop sign
it was never this complicated when I was a kid
it's in a good part of town
it's like rain on your wedding day!
it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
just playing with my pet
kang, do i look good in this?
keep on truckin...
ksp mission success
ladies
last march of the ents
leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
like my new haircut?
london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
look at my new dog!
look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
look ma, no hands!
look what happened to my satellite
look what i found underneath my pillow
love it!
love it!"...The Aristocrats."
mYTH BUSTED!
mario Kart is harder in real life
married a cat
may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
me and all my friends
memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
modest pile of dinosaurs
monkey movember
my castles stand on pillars of sand
my cat got into the *other* catnip
my children will never understand me
my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
my friend posing while a plane flies by
my lasik didn't go so well.
my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
my new duvet cover!
my new haircut only exists in another dimension
my new toaster has some strange attachments
my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
my time machine isn't working again! D:
my toothache has got worse recently
my wonderful dad!
nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
night sledding deserves a quiet night
no one ever suspected the shovel
no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
no wonder the cat always sits here
nobody knows the trouble i've seen
nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
now you're hungry too.
obsession is a dangerous thing
oh I feel a yearning so bad
oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
oh look, a penny
oh no you didn't
omfg, space bugs
one does not simply wok into mordor
one electrocution can ruin your entire day
only 90s kids will get this!
onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
oompa loompa diggeti doo
oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
passed another hitch hiker
peeling back the pages of history
photo proof for you skeptics out there
photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
play it cool
product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
prototype soccer ball
racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
real letters have curves #Serif
really not how I thought I would die
rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
release the kraken
results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
reverse et
rm -rf /
rodeo!!
run little ghost, run!
sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
sarlac ball-pit!!!
school's out!
searching for brain, found this instead
sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
share and enjoy
should i see a doctor about this?
smiling is for optimists
so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
so. sick. of. this. pic.
some men just want to watch the world burn.
someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
someone take this banana off my face
sorry dad
stay away from my eggcorns
step one: cut a hole in the box
still better than last year in ottawa
stipple slash of saturn
stork carrying a babby rabbit!
such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
take that atheists
take two, they are small
taken from earth orbit
thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
that's me!
that's one nasty burn!
that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
the charge of the light brigade
the dark side of the moon, amirite?
the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
the dog scanned my homework
the event horizon returned
the floor is made of lava. send help.
the game begins...
the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
the hills have eyes
the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
the new usb feels like a step backward
the only people for me are the mad ones
the saddest moment of my childhood
the way of the future
the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
their love was doomed from the start...
there snow such thing as global warming
they dont need us anymore
they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
they said be careful, we said yolo
they told me carrots were good for eye health
they're all dead, dave.
this didn't last long.
this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
this guy keeps following me
this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
this is not what i meant it to be
this is the weirdest hickey.
this one's over 15 kt bitches!
this was in the bible
this was my inspiration
this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
those weren't Altoids.
throwing epic shade!
tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
too much lens flare?
too much right beef
toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
two great tastes that go great together
uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
unhappy in space
unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
walked in on my roommate being terrifying
watch me become the next favorite kardashian
we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
we have the technology.
we sail the ocean orange
welcome to Argentina
welcome to the internet
welcome to the space jam
well, so much for the space program
well, this really puts things in perspective.
what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
what to have for breakfast?
where do all the cheetos go
where should i put this cool new tatto?
where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
where to buy spanish ham ?
which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
who do you think I am?
why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
worst horse ever :(
worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
you know, for kids
you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
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“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
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"...The Aristocrats."
"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
"Bake him away, toys"
"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
"Cat-like Reflexes"
"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
"I am So. Much. More."
"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
"Is it symmetric this way?"
"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
"Space duckin'" By led blimp
"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
#720_no_scope
#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
#awefullyNicetractsofland
#bedhead
#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
#blessed
#bornthisway
#BROKEN
#CATSANDBIRDS
#caturday
#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
#comfortfood
#Compromise
#DANGERZONE
#DARE to #DREAM
#delfie
#Donthate #Truelove
#drbalanced
#DrinkSaltwater
#duckface
#fallingfromorbit
#flavorbomb
#giganticflower #headshot
#GOD
#gps be like
#hashtag
#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
#hoax
#Hopeicanfly
#illuminati
#imnotracistbut
#ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
#justnasathings
#lifehacks
#livefeed #colonoscopy
#lolcats
#Long_Exposure
#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
#me #throwbackthursday
#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
#Nailpolish
#newhipsterbike
#nofilter
#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
#nomakeup #justnatural
#nomakeup #natural
#notallmen
#notamodel #nofilter
#onering #fuckhobbits
#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
#parsnipandoldlace
#Photobomb
#rememberthetitans
#satellite #navigation
#saturday #memories #beautiful
#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
#selfie #imatree #thuglife
#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
#stublife
#sudowoodoproblems
#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
#this_is_sparta
#Toobigtofall
#toothproblems
#twinsies
#vampiremirrorselfie
'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
*Darth Vader Breathing*
*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
*Tips fedora*
...Freudian sense tingling...
... It's about ethics in games journalism.
...monsters from the id...
1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
3 year olds first lego experience
4 8 15 16 23 42
5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
8.5 hours later...
9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
<3 hanging out with saruman
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Aaaaaargh
A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
about to die lol
ack
ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
actually, around here we itemize our taxes
A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
AGHHHHH
a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
A job so boring a bird could do it
Alan?
alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
All flesh is grass
All my selfies be like
Allons-Y!
All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
All things considered, it turned out nice again
almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
always darekst before the dawn
Always get a full nights rest
Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
amazons newest delivery method
Am I a Pokemon?
Amirite??
An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
And so the hunt begins!
and suddenly, popcorn
AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
And the least of the five evils is....
and then there were nine
And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
and to think this is where it all started
An eight-stringed octopus?
ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
Angry sofa is angry.
AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
Another one bites the dust
Another victim of 'got your nose!'
Antimater Universe wants a hug.
ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
An unsuccessful bike design...
Any hatchlings in here?
Anyone craving some soup right about now?
Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
Apparently it's a thing now...
Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
apple's new offering: iscream
Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
April Fools!
aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
Are you kidding me?
are you sure this is a commandline?
Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
A soulful rendition of "old man river"
a spherical cow
as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
Asteroids hate him!
As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
As viewed on a Macintosh plus
As you can see It's windy out here
at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
at times like this i ask, "why me?"
australia is not NZ!
AUUUGH
AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
A window into my soul
awkward! . . .
Aww, honey, don't cry...
Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
Ayyyy LMAO!
back on tinder!
Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
Banana invasion in progress
BANANANANANANANANANA
BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
Bangarang Motherfuckers
Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
Bay-bae lolz
Bazookateer crossing
been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
Before his untimely death.
Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
Belgium
Best. Funeral. Ever.
Best Christmas gift EVER!
best day evar!!!!
Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
Best Halloween costume yet!
Best map projection ever
best republican caucus ever!
better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
Beyond Level 256...
big ben is going down.
Big Bird, An orwellian Short
Big bowl of star-flakes
big data strikes back
bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
Birds are less cute the closer they are.
Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
bit nosy, aren't you?
Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
Black begins and wins.
Black box recorder
Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
bob ross has only become more powerful in death
bowTieght!
Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
breakfast in 'merica
Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
Bulls don't often sit like this!
Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
bURMA sHAVE!
Burnination? Huh?
Burrito night
But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
Cakephants are my new friends
Can't believe what I almost threw away!
Can anybody help me identify this animal?
Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
Cant explain that
Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
capes are in fashion
Captain obvious strikes again
Car broke down on the side of the highway.
Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
Cat tax paid
caught the sunset tonight at midday
CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
Ce n'est pas un canard
CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
cest ne pas un pipe
Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
check out my new pet
check out my new sauron fanfic
Check out my new sonic oc!
Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
check out my usb sword!
Christ, what an asshole.
clever girl.....
Click "Like" when you see it!
Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
Click to show secret text
Close the pod bay door, Hal.
Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
come on, put on the slippers.
Come on party people, put your hands together
Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
Copernicus: The early years
CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
could anyone help me find my contacts?
cowabunga, dudes!
cowabunga dude
crawling and texting #badcombination
crenellate good times, c'Mon!
Crocodile Pink Eye
Cruise Kingdom
cthulu caught me slipping
cthulu wants what cthulu wants
curiosity fed the cat
Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
Damn, two o'clock already?
damn. that squirrel's got a ball
damned ninjas
damnit, another drunken tree in the road
damn tree!
Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
Dawn: The Final day
Dawn of the Bread
Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
Day 12: it's going well I think
Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
Daylight spending time!
Da_FEELS###!
Deal with it
Death star model 0.0.73
Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
discovered a new shortcut for making toast
Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
diy abortion
Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
Does anyone know why it is doing this?
does my ass look big in this?
Does my eye look bloodshot?
Does my hair look like it's thinning?
Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
Does this look infected?
Does this look like pink eye to you?
dOG SHAMING
Do I look fat in this photo?
Do I look like a penguin?
DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
Dominos delivers!
Do my feet look fat?
Do my feet smell?
don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
Don't have a cow, man
Don't inhale!
Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
don't worry, it's part of my plan!
Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
Do the Harlem Shake
Down time
Do you care to #engage with this #content
Do you feline lucky, punk?
Do you have a lighter?
do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
Dryads. that is all.
DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
DuckDuckGoes!
duckface is the new radians
Dude, I can totally catch this!
Dude, where's my car?
DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
Eating my breakfast!
Eat my shorts
Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
emergency butter delivery
engage!
ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
Et boum! C'est le choc!
Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
ever get the feeling you're being watched?
every breath you take, every move you make
everyday i'm shoveling
Every day my damn cat makes this face
Everything maKes perfect sense now.
everything makes sense now
Everything truly IS awesome!
Evolution of puzzles
Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
Exes, am I right?
Existance is an illusion
Extreme beer pong
FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
Fancy
father & daughter re-unite!
Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
feeding my pet
FENTON!!! FENTON!
Field Trip!
File not found ... creating fake file...
filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
Finally, new tires
Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
finally got that squid stache
Finally here!
Fire can sometimes be hot?
First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
First day of school.
First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
First post, be friendly
First screenshot of portal 3 !!
First time posting, please be nice
Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
Flat file viewing
Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
flying car - it is now officially the future
Flying fish had no affect on it
FML
Fnnnaarrrrr!
Foiled again by the bell curve
for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
forgot to turn the oven off!
Formal on top, party on the bottom
For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
for science!
Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
for you
Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
Found this in my garden, wtf?
Found this mushroom, thought of you
found this on google maps earlier.
Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
Freshly waxed floors + new socks
FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
Fucking CAKE
FUCK NOT AGAIN
Fulfilling western ideals!
Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
furrowed mustache
Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
get your ass to mars
goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
go home elephant you are drunk
Goldilocks party!
gone fishing
Goodnight moon
good old troubleshootin'
Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
google bots have uncovered some missing bits
GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
Go purr yourself!
Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
Gotta catch em all.
gotta take big ben down a peg
Got your nose!
GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
Great ScotT!
Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
Guess that "sun" was really important after all
Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
Had to settle for a beard
ha ha ha... no.
haha oh my cat
Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, M C Escher
Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
has anyone seen my force field generator?
Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
Has science gone too far?
Hat in the cat strike back!
Have fun in the Alps lol
Have fun stormin' da castle.
Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
He's been there for three days
He did say it was edible
He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
he is so cool
He left me! :ccc
hello darkness my old friend
hello you're on car talk
Help! HELP! I need an adult
Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
HELP I'M just a pheasant
Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
help wanted. inquire within.
He nailed it!
Here comes the sun, do do do do...
Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
He was never seen again
Hey! My cloaca is down here!
Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
Hey, it's windows 7 again!
hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
hgghjg
Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
High Bro, five.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
hobbitses
HODOR!
holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
Holy Meals on Wheels
Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
Homo helicopteris captured in bali
Hope that wasn't a granny knot
Hoping this makes it past customs
horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
Houston, we are the problem
Hoverboard to full power!
How's My new haircut?
how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
How did I get here?
How did I get here?!?
How did the mars rover get here?
How does this work again?
how do I take photos with this?
how do i turn this off?
how do you get the screensaver off?
How is this still a thing?
How many can there be?
how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
I'd call this experiment a success.
I'd tap dat.
I'd tap that
I'll catch it one day
I'll just go buy cigarettes
I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
i'll never get tired of this.
I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
I'm a fighter!
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
I'm a Real Boy!
I'm a wizard!
i'm being ironic
I'm going to be smashed to bits
i'm just surprised it took this long.
I'm lost without your love, baby
I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
I'm never going on chatroulette again
I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
I'm not even mad. that's amazing
I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
i'm now 75% more efficient
I 'M out of the acorn
I'm ready!
I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
I've been robbed!
I've discovered a new clean-power source
I've found a new way to feed the poor
I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
I've made a huge mistake
i've made a huge mistake
I've never been so aware of my own hunger
i've never felt so alone.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
I am a beautiful person.
I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
I am infinite. i am eternal.
i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
i am wearing a bolo tie
I believe in an afterbirth.
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
I blame supernasa
I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
I broke cookie clicker...
i broke it
I broke the etch & sketch
I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
I can't believe it's not cake batter
I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
i can't form the words to describe such beauty
I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
I can has cheezburger?
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I can take photos with my teeth!
I can walk on my hands
I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
I CHOOSE YOU!
I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
I don't get it either.
i don't have time for this!
I don't know
I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
I don't regret pressing the button
i don't remember this scene form star wars
I don't think I really understand what this is.
I don't think that's supposed to go there...
I don't think this is working
i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
I don't want to set the world on fire
i do the same thing at frat parties
I dream of death
I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
I find this picture reflects my soul.
I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
I forgot to get a plane
I forgot to turn the tap off lol
I fought the law. They won
I found a three fingered kitten!
I found it!!!!!!!
I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
I found this little guy in the woods near my house
if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
If you're brave enough...
If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
If you've got a moustache...
if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
I got a new geigerteller
I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
I got the job!
I got this in the mail today
I guess I only have myself to blame.
I has a sad
i hate it when this happens
I hate this channel
I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
I hate waking up from a really good dream
i have a bad feeling about this.
I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
I have never been happy
I have tasted many fish
i invented a thing
I just bought this
I just can't see the point anymore
I just don't get recursion.
I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
i just want to do existential things with my friends
I just want to watch the world burn
Ikea art
I knew I nailed it!
I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
I knew there would be side effects
I like this picture
I loled my head off!!!
I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
I lost my tooth
I lost my wits
I lost my wrist
i love a good featureless white void
I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
I love star wars!
I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
I mistook myself for a bird
im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
i need to do my laundry more often.
I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
I never understood that part of the bibile
In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
Initiate evasive maneuver!
in line at the dmv
In my dreams I'm always strong
inner city air conditioning
Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
International relationships are getting worse
intertial reference frame, activate!
In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
in theathers, close to you
in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
introducing the yolo distribution
I only wanted a cheeseburger
i pushed this. was that bad?
I put on my wizard robe and hat
I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
I say: nuts to that!
I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
I sentence you to deliciousness!
is good idea yes
I should really separate those
Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
is it midnight yet?
Is it really today, already?
is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
I solved the debt crisis!
Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
Is that a new pokemon?
is that a war walrus?
Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
is the eject button meant to do this?
Is there a bee on my nose?
Is there really any point? FML
IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
is this just a fantasy?
Is this real life?
Is this room 101?
Is this too cheesy?
I still say it looks White and Gold!
I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
It's a cat ass trophy
It's a Finger trap
It's a timey-wimey time-lord
it's bicycles all the way down
It's bigger after you put it together.
it's fun to do bad things
it's in a good part of town
it's like rain on your wedding day!
it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
It's not a good part of town
It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
it's not what you think
it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
it's pretty dark in this box
It's smaller on the outside
It's the little things
it's the minecraft world
it all fits together, guys!
I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
I think I can... I think I can
I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
I think i lost my dorsal fin
I think I need new glasses.
i think i need to get out more.
I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
I think there's something here
I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
I think this is the wrong python script
i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
I thought it was a good idea at the time
I thought it would be bigger
I thought of it, and it happened
it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
It is never safe.
it makes sense if you think about it
I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
I told you to keep the raptors secure
I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
It seemed better in my head
It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
it was an odd place to find a stop sign
it was never this complicated when I was a kid
It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
It was the rational response
I used to be like... but then i was all...
i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
i was gonna eat that
I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
I was just trying to install freebsd...
I was late
i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
I welcome our event-driven overlords
I will take that one please
I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
I wish I could ride in a balloon
I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
I wonder if it will be friends with me
I wonder what will this lead to...
i wonder why you left me here.
I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
Jesus Wept
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
Job interview today.
John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
Jugghead got nothing on me :p
Just a little more to the right
just another cat video
Just another day in paradise
Just combing my M.C. Escher
just cos()
just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
Just Got A new camera phone!
Just hangin' around
just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
just look at that motherfucking satellite
Just one of those days
just playing with my pet
Just some home decorating
Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
just two more trips over the horizon
kang, do i look good in this?
Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
ksp mission success
Lack of cucumbers
Larry asked me to be his wingman
last march of the ents
Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
leapfrog, anyone?
Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
Legal Issues
Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
Let's have a blinking contest
LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
Life is a matter of perspective, really.
Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
Life on the moon.
Life outside the matrix
Light traffic today.
Like a G6, baby, like a g6
like my new haircut?
Like my new nails?
Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
lol, no i didn't jump
London
london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
look at me, i'm from England!
Look at me jumping!
Look at my dollar coin
Look at my new blue dress!
look at my new dog!
look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
Look at that fart propulsion
Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
look ma, no hands!
Look man, it's never gonna happen
Look out!
Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
look what happened to my satellite
look what i found underneath my pillow
Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
Love is creepy
love it!
love it!"...The Aristocrats."
Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
Macklemore concert was awesome!
Made in god's own image, yessiree!
Magnificent as fuck
Magnified 10,000 times
Making a selfie.
Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
Man, it's windy
Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
Man in the Moon slumming
Man or mouse? No need to decide!
Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
Mari-OH
mario Kart is harder in real life
married a cat
Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
marvel universe howard the duck returns
Massive orgy reaches climax
MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
Maths are hard
Max gentleman
may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
Me, before the topical ointment
me and all my friends
Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
Me llamo t-bone
memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
Mentos and lava
Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
Meritocracy is a pipe dream
Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
Minimalist cat
Minister! We're running out of time.
Mistakes were made.
Mmm, Spider cake!
mmm...vegemite...
Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
Monday mornings
monkey movember
moo!
More advantages to USB type c revealed
More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
Moses lied to me.
Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
Muahahahahahah
My 7 picture is upside down
My baby is learning how to write!
My boyfriend finally proposed!
my castles stand on pillars of sand
My cat barfed this out
my cat got into the *other* catnip
My cat is cuter than yours.
my cat is sick
My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
My clothes need a wash...
My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
My dad in the army
My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
my euler circuit is alive!
My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
My first selfie!
My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
my friend posing while a plane flies by
MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
My gout's acting up again
My halloween costume
My hero
My Hobby: freaking people out
MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
My hobby: photography
My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
My house is my castle
my lasik didn't go so well.
MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
my new boss
My new cat is awesome
my new duvet cover!
My new haircut!
my new haircut only exists in another dimension
My new neighbor seems a bit odd
My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
My new tattoo
my new toaster has some strange attachments
My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
My nose will grow now.
My parents took away my phone privileges
my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
My selfie stick broke.
My server cooling system.
Myspace tom to ground control-
my taco face
My tastes are very... singular
mYTH BUSTED!
my toothache has got worse recently
My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
my wonderful dad!
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
Nasa is fully funded
Need a Haircut
Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
Never gonna give you up...
Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
New amazon product
New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
New car flipping world record set
new drupal logo
Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
New false color imagery from mars curiousity
New haircut!
New headcanon:
New means to help collect more evidence
New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
new phone who dis
New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
New Super Mario bros in real life!
new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
NICE MULTIPANTS
night sledding deserves a quiet night
No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
NO. JUST NO.
nobody knows the trouble i've seen
No guitar without a sombrero
No lie, this is delicious
Nom nom nom
nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
No more sorrow!
nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
no one ever suspected the shovel
Nope nope nope nope nope
No regrets on this new roofing material
no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
Not a fruit
Not Again :(
Not as healthy as it looks
Note: HUGE SUCCess
Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
Nothing new under the sun
Notice anything different?
Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
No wants to hear me talk about my cat
No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
no wonder the cat always sits here
Now turn it upside-down
Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
Now we play... the most dangerous game
now you're hungry too.
Nutritionists hate this simple trick
NUTS!
Obama pardons Santa claus
Office gamification has got out of hand.
Oh, Canada...
oh, is that godot? Finally...
Oh, that's where I left them!
Oh bother not again
oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
Oh God! It's happening again!
Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
Oh god is it still following me?
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Oh here we go
oh I feel a yearning so bad
oh look, a penny
OH MY GOD A HORSE
Oh No! Not again!
Oh no! Not Again.
Oh no! Not again.
Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
Oh no, it's the moon
oh no you didn't
Oh shit, not again.
oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
omfg, space bugs
OMG! Kittens!
OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
OMG Becky look at her butt
OMG I cannot even
omg too much chiplote
On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
one does not simply wok into mordor
one electrocution can ruin your entire day
One of the less popular Transformers.
One of these things doesn't belong.
One of those mornings...
One year ago I looked like this
only 90 kids will remember this.
only 90s kids will get this!
Only 90s kids will remember
Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
oompa loompa diggeti doo
Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
Oops.
Open wide!
Optimus prime was having a bad day.
our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
Ow.
Oy, my giblets!
Pac-man's missing piece
Pants Optional
paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
Park and ride
PARKOUR IN ACTION
Parlez vous Francais?
Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
passed another hitch hiker
peeling back the pages of history
Penguins are people too #equality
Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
Perspective issues
Philae lander found!
photobombed again
photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
photo proof for you skeptics out there
PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
Picasso's illegitimate child...
Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
Picking mushrooms
Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
picture of my boyfriend
picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
Pintsize what are you doing?!
Pizza TIME
play it cool
Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
Please send help.
Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
PostPostModern art
Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
Press 'continue' to abort.
Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
Prius Love
Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
Proof: loch ness monster.
Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
prototype soccer ball
PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
?????????????
quack quack, motherflipper
Quite.
QWANTZ Fanfic
racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
Ramen is squishy and soft
RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
Real Eyes Realize real lies.
real letters have curves #Serif
really not how I thought I would die
Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
reverse et
reverse microwave oven
rm -rf /
Roadrunner is the new transport minister
Robert'); Drop Table students;--
Robots in much better disguise
Rock, paper, FACE
rodeo!!
rofl
Rollerskating always was overrated
RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
run little ghost, run!
sad cow is sad
Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
Said the duchess to the vicar.
Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
sarlac ball-pit!!!
Sarlac ball pit!
Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
school's out!
Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
Screw it, here's a cat pic
searching for brain, found this instead
See a carrot deflate a pool ball
See it again in slo mo
SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
Selfie #Nofilter
Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
Selfie in the morning
Self Portrait: Complete.
senpai noticed me! ^_^
sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
share and enjoy
share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
She's got interesting taste in men.
should i see a doctor about this?
Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
SIDE GOER 4
Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
smiling is for optimists
Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
So, it has come to this...
so, scientology...
So, this happened.
So...Magnets, right?
So... those were real
So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
So long, and thanks for all the fish
So long and thanks for all the fish!
Solo Thumbwar
Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
some men just want to watch the world burn.
someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
someone take this banana off my face
Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
Something seems to be wrong with my car
Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
SOmething went wrong while shaving...
Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
Sometimes all you can do is wait
Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
Somewhere, this exists.
Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
Soon. Soon...
sorry dad
Sorry for the potato quality.
Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
So thats What Jesus did
So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
SPAAAAAAAAcE
Spaaaaaaaace!
Space from my window
Spiders. Nope.
Spring has sprang
SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
Starbucks <3 <3 <3
Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
stay away from my eggcorns
Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
stay out of my house, santa
Step 1: Jump the shark.
step one: cut a hole in the box
sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
Steve is realxing
still, i think it was a good idea
Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
still better than last year in ottawa
stipple slash of saturn
Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
Stop stalin and make up your mind
stork carrying a babby rabbit!
Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
such lambda
Sun deflation: optimal
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
super high intensity training at NORAD
SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
taken from earth orbit
take that atheists
take two, they are small
Talking to my fans...
Tamper-Proof
TANSTAAFL... Mostly
Target Found.
Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
terminal velocity is a myth
Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
Thanks!
Thanks Obama!
thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
That's gonna hurt on the way out
That's just not very funny
that's me!
THAT'S NO MOON
That's not a chicken
That's not a nut!
THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
that's one nasty burn!
That's too much, man!
that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
That is, in fact, a squirrel.
That is one dapper bird.
That sweater is so 2013
That was one hell of a party last night.
That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
That was when things started to get a little weird.
The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
The basis for fast and furious 13.
The best brick joke possible.
The birds found the hobbit hole
The building blocks of life
The Captain Crunch Kraken
The cat brought in another bird.
the charge of the light brigade
The choice is simple.
The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
The dark helps me see in the carrots
the dark side of the moon, amirite?
the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
The designers of this camera literally nailed it
The Dissolution of Parliament.
The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
the dog scanned my homework
The dress is black and white!
The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
The ents met the triffids
the event horizon returned
The evolution of fun
The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
the floor is made of lava. send help.
The French space program
the game begins...
the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
the hills have eyes
The HORROR!
The horrors of war
The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
The infamous Snow-muon.
their love was doomed from the start...
Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
The knids are hungry
The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
The last person to be surprised by a selfie
The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
The last thing you see before you die
the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
The Little Borg Prince
Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
The magic smoke escaped :(
The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
The moon landing was a lie
The moon looks weird today
The Moon Will Eat What it will
The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
The newest Olympic sport
The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
the new usb feels like a step backward
The next generation of crypto currencies
The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
the oceans are made of sky tears
the only people for me are the mad ones
The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
The Prodigy is in town!
The prophecy was true!
There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
There's a third bump, growing fast
The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
There goes the neighborhood...
There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
there is none of this left in the men's room #help
There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
there snow such thing as global warming
the rest is darkness and decay
The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
The rook is getting closer. Help me.
the saddest moment of my childhood
These aren't my sandwiches
The second mouse gets the cheese
These cravings will never stop
The secret to infinite storage space
These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
The side of my car. #roadrage
The signal came from this sector
The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
The solution to all life's problems
The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
The strangest thing subway ever gave me
the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
The taste stays with you forever
The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
The time has come.
The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
the Uk space agency is making britain proud
The unforgiving war on health
The view outside of my airplane window.
The vlog was better than the movie
the way of the future
The weight of life in a starry landscape
the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
they're all dead, dave.
They're all watching me
They're watching us.
THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
they dont need us anymore
they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
they said be careful, we said yolo
THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
they said we couldn't play god
They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
They see me rolling, they hating
they told me carrots were good for eye health
The Zebra was lying down
Things Lost in couch cushions
this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
This apple got a face on it dog
This caught my eye
This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
this didn't last long.
This elevator has no 'down'!
This explains everything
This explains it all
this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
This guy...
this guy keeps following me
this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
This is a cat
This is a good idea
This is exactly what you think it is
This is how we celebrate easter usually
This is how you get ants!
this is just a tribute #thed
This is just like my 5th birthday party.
THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
This is no cave
This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
this is not what i meant it to be
This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
This is still what I had for breakfast
This is symbolic.
This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
This is twitter, right? #confused
This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
This is what happiness looks like
This is what I do on friday evenings now
This is what i had for breakfast
This is why I'm not an EMT
This is why we can't have good things
This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
This needs a motivational text
This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
this one's over 15 kt bitches!
This photo mooves me
This photo was taken from my basement
This photo was taken from my iphone
this plot is odd.
This squirrel really knows how to cook
This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
this was in the bible
this was my inspiration
This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
This was the most unkindest cut of all
this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
This will make sense if you look at it upside down
those weren't Altoids.
Threaten large birds... check.
throwing epic shade!
Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
Time to reap the whirlwind!
tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
today's to do list
Today i am a Chinese clock
Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
To get to the other tree and leaf!
To infinity and Birdyond!
Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
Too many quixotes, not enough giants
Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
too much lens flare?
too much right beef
Top of the world
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
To the victor go the spoils.
toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
Travel the length of these massive bison
Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
Trees on a hill #nofilter
Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
Triumph. Pure triumph.
True Self-Control
truly, i am euphoric
Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
two great tastes that go great together
Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
Tycoon Simulator 2015
Ugh, i'll never understand art.
uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
unhappy in space
unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
Universe man, Universe man...
Unzipped sock
USB SUX
Use the force responsibly.
using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
Vegans gonna hate
Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
Visited mom today
Visual representation of Dubstep
void main() { fork; }
Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
Wait, you can see that too
Wait ... what? I don't even...
Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
Wait for it...
waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
Waiting on hold with the insurance company
Wake up, sheeple.
wake up sheeple!
Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
walked in on my roommate being terrifying
Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
WARRRBLGARBL
watching dune on shrooms
watch me become the next favorite kardashian
Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
We've given up trying to justify this.
We've got a problem
we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
We are not men. we are devo.
Weather's Crazy today
We can't do it, the moon is in the way
We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
We didn't start the fire
we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
Weeeee!!!
we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
we have the technology.
Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
welcome to Argentina
Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
welcome to the internet
welcome to the space jam
We live in a golden age!
Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
Well, now this is a thing.
well, so much for the space program
well, the keys are definitely lost....
Well, this is a puzzling development.
well, this really puts things in perspective.
Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
we sail the ocean orange
We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
Whale Selfie!
What's this thing here in the bathroom?
What, Me worry?
What a beautiful time to be alive!
what a bummer
WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
What are pixels?
What are you, a dictionary?
What could go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong™?
What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
What do you see? I see a cat!
whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
What has science done?!
What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
what if it's a ghost pepper?
What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
What in the hell was I thinking ?
What is your Pony Personality?
What? It's always that color.
what to have for breakfast?
When everything looks like a hammer
When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
When in doubt, just blow on it!
When pandas have nightmares
WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
When you get a perfect score on your test
when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
when you see it...
Where are the three sea shells?
Where did THAT come from?
Where did this road come from?!?
where do all the cheetos go
Where do I plug this in?
where should i put this cool new tatto?
where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
where to buy spanish ham ?
which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
whiskers expecting a new friend :)
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
Who came first?
who do you think I am?
Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
whoops GPS error
Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
who sent me a bobcat?
Who stepped on my pop tart?
Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
Why are there ants on my face?!
Why did it have to end this Way?
Why did the cypress cross the road?
Why do dogs like this?
Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
Why do people do this?
Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
Why potato why?
Why?
Why should squirrel learn baseball
WHY WHY WHY #WHY
with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
Woops, miscounted. sorry.
wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
worst horse ever :(
Worst pokemon ever
worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
Worth it for the karma.
would you choose the microwave over this?
Would you like to play a game?
Wow, did you see that??!!
Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
Wow. Just, Wow.
wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
WTF!?
wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
Yeah... never gonna happen
Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
YES
Yes, I followed the instructions!
yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
You'll never guess what happens next...
You are not a good person
you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
You did what in my tuba?
YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
you know, for kids
you know what they say about guys with big feet
You must be new here.
Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
You want to know how i got these scars?
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
Zeus takes his revenge
Zoidgebra 101
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No wants to hear me talk about my cat
Prius Love
Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
Foiled again by the bell curve
My hero
Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
My house is my castle
anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
did this exist as a microwave?
Anyone craving some soup right about now?
CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
monkey movember
#blessed
Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
I lost my wrist
The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
still, i think it was a good idea
One of the less popular Transformers.
damnit, another drunken tree in the road
What in the hell was I thinking ?
Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
The next generation of crypto currencies
LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
THis is a love/hate poem.
I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
And so the hunt begins!
Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
Oh shit, not again.
PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
I should really separate those
new drupal logo
good old troubleshootin'
memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
Tycoon Simulator 2015
My new haircut!
actually, around here we itemize our taxes
Look man, it's never gonna happen
Do the Harlem Shake
Life on the moon.
Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
it's not what you think
You are not a good person
It's a cat ass trophy
Hat in the cat strike back!
... It's about ethics in games journalism.
This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
where do all the cheetos go
such lambda
Does this look infected?
my castles stand on pillars of sand
#justnasathings
What are you, a dictionary?
Why did the cypress cross the road?
I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
Help! HELP! I need an adult
Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
They're watching us.
Proof: loch ness monster.
ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
bob ross has only become more powerful in death
First day at school
BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
The dress is black and white!
It's bigger after you put it together.
If you've got a moustache...
Look at my new blue dress!
where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
someone take this banana off my face
DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
QWANTZ Fanfic
FENTON!!! FENTON!
omg too much chiplote
PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
Dawn: The Final day
Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
Starbucks <3 <3 <3
"Cat-like Reflexes"
crenellate good times, c'Mon!
HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
My 7 picture is upside down
i'm being ironic
you know what they say about guys with big feet
could anyone help me find my contacts?
photobombed again
Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
Pintsize what are you doing?!
He's been there for three days
Found this mushroom, thought of you
Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
HELP I'M just a pheasant
i'm really diggin' your shovel
Weather's Crazy today
play it cool
it's fun to do bad things
This caught my eye
Do my feet smell?
I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
rodeo!!
who sent me a bobcat?
And the least of the five evils is....
peacekeeping mission is a total success
do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
Like a G6, baby, like a g6
What's this thing here in the bathroom?
I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
#rememberthetitans
Does my hair look like it's thinning?
Nom nom nom
Pac-man's missing piece
This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
breakfast in 'merica
curiosity fed the cat
Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
Dawn of the Bread
#drbalanced
Massive orgy reaches climax
i don't have time for this!
I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
check out my new sauron fanfic
What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
picture of my boyfriend
#ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
Not even once
#Hashtag #ironicSelfie
The last thing you see before you die
Never divide by zero
Click "Like" when you see it!
...monsters from the id...
Angry sofa is angry.
the dog scanned my homework
awkward! . . .
Open wide!
gone fishing
Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
the oceans are made of sky tears
smile for the camera!
If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
has anyone seen my force field generator?
Is there a bee on my nose?
Nutritionists hate this simple trick
well, the keys are definitely lost....
Before his untimely death.
stay out of my house, santa
rofl
As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
▒☺▒
High Bro, five.
i am wearing a bolo tie
George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
I blame lack of regulation
Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
#teamplayer
'Murica, hell yeah!

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