User:Char Latte49
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| Char Latte49 | |
|---|---|
 My only known appearance. Fun fact: I am very hard to get a clear picture of. | |
| First Appearance | Time. |
| Known appearances | Black Hat and Danish's pages, as well as here. |
| Contribution score | 249 |
| Occupations | Bun-counting secretary; stapler gun-wielder |
| Favorite Element | Argon |
| Favorite Piece | Infrasonata |
| Favorite Explain | Morse Code |
| Page Power Source | Escalator Power |
Hello!
I admire your persistence. Here's some stuff:
- I came here to eat scones and misuse staple guns, and Danish took my scones.
- My favorite xkcd characters are Beret Girl and Beret Guy
- I've read every xkcd comic.
- I've also read every Calvin and Hobbes strip.
- I'm rather fond of staple guns.
- I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business.
- Newspapers don't taste that good, but are edible in a pinch.
- I'm studying for my subduction license.
- I can create soup cables, although only chicken noodle at the moment.
- No I don't have a webcam, you two.
- https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html
- My favorite comics: all of these, I Could Care Less, Depth Perception, The Glass Necklace, Angular Momentum, Undocumented Feature, War, The Staple Madness, Those Not Present, and Weird Hill. I like a lot more, of course, but these are just a few.
Beret Guy's Business
Hello, and welcome to Beret Guy's Business! We offer many services, including antiques, a bikeshare program (temporary), gold-to-lead transmutation, lead-to-gold transmutation, cloud storage, and a Bun Alert system. Recently, we have also started offering curbside pickup for goods from the cursed shop on the corner, like scones, soup cables, business cards, lug nuts, gulls, fresh pears, cursed amulets, inch-thick wood cylinders for your typical Yggdrasil-type houseplant, cursed chairs, the video from The Ring, and groceries. Feel free to stop by anytime!
For my own reference
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