Editing User:Danish

{{infobox
| bodyclass  = vcard

| abovestyle = background-color:{{{bgcolour|#BCD4E6}}};
| aboveclass = fn
| above      = {{{name|{{PAGENAME}}}}}

| labelstyle = line-height: 1.3em
| datastyle  = line-height: 1.3em

| image      = [[File:Danish.png]]
| caption    = Me in my early 30s

| label1     = First appearance
| data1      = Before the end of time

| label2     = Known appearances
| data2      = All (or was it none?)

| label3     = Contribution score
| data3      = [[Special:ContributionScores|{{#cscore:Danish|score}}]]

| label4     = Changes made
| data4      = [[Special:ContributionScores|{{#cscore:Danish|changes}}]]
}}

Hello! My name is Danish, and here are a few other things about me:
* I'm a sociopath.
* I'm currently dating half of a whole rest.
* Just to make things a little more confusing, my name doesn't represent the pastry, but rather a citizen of Denmark.
* I enjoy [[356: Nerd Sniping|nerd sniping]]. On a ''totally'' unrelated topic, did you know there's a secret message hidden somewhere on this page?
* I'm friends with [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Elaine_Roberts Elaine].
* I close the parentheses left by [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]]. They annoy me as much as anyone else-maybe more.)))

Some of my favorite comics:

* [[806: Tech Support]] (After this one came out I hacked in and changed the word. Can't have everyone knowing it from a webcomic!)
* [[303: Compiling]] (I stole Richard Stallman's katanas for this purpose. The ones he has now are just copies.)
* [[1064: Front Door]] (I can confirm that Randall has ''not'' released a wolf-I have.)
* Every comic with me in it (obviously)

My least favorite comic is [[1015: Kerning]]. It's funny, but also ''really annoying.''

Some of my accomplishments:

* [Classified]
* [Classified]
* [Classified]
* [Classified] (Sorry for all the classifieds, I don't want to start a legal battle with the government right now. Maybe I will later if I'm bored.)
* <strike>Successfully avoided [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/478:_The_Staple_Madness getting stapled] by [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Beret_Guy that weirdo with the beret]. Seriously, what ''is'' it with that guy and staples?</strike> Dammit! Never mind.
Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:

* Something
* Something else
* Another thing
* Just go look at my [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Special:Contributions/Danish contributions] page already

See ya! (Actually see you, I stole my boyfriend's camera hack. Don't tell him.)

<!-- Every minute you spend thinking about secret messages is a minute you're NOT WORKING AND WILL NEVER FINISH! PAAAAAANIIIIIIC! -->