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This is a list of What If? articles, published either in Randall Munroe's book ''What If?'' or on [https://what-if.xkcd.com the blog]. If the article has a different name in the book than on the blog, then the alternative title will be listed alongside the blog title.
 
 
 
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! Book chapter
 
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| Relativistic Baseball || || 1 || 2
 
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| SAT Guessing || || 2 || 66
 
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| Yoda || || 3 || 32
 
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| Mole of Moles || || 4 || 10
 
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| Robot Apocalypse || || 5 ||
 
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| Glass Half Empty || || 6 || 26
 
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| Everybody Out || || 7 || 35
 
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| Everybody Jump || || 8 || 9
 
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| Soul Mates || || 9 || 6
 
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| Cassini || || 10 ||
 
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| Droppings || || 11 ||
 
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| Raindrop || || 12 || 65
 
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| Laser Pointer || || 13 || 7
 
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| Short Answer Section || || 14 ||
 
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| Mariana Trench Explosion || || 15 ||
 
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| Today’s topic: Lightning || Lightning || 16 || 19
 
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| Green Cows || || 17 ||
 
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| BB Gun || || 18 ||
 
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| Tie Vote || || 19 ||
 
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| Diamond || || 20 ||
 
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| Machine-Gun Jetpack || || 21 || 14
 
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| Cost of Pennies || || 22 ||
 
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| Short Answer Section II || Short-Answer Section || 23 || 18
 
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| Model Rockets || || 24 ||
 
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| Three Wise Men || || 25 ||
 
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| Leap Seconds || || 26 ||
 
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| Death Rates || || 27 ||
 
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| Steak Drop || || 28 || 23
 
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| Spent Fuel Pool || || 29 || 3
 
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| Interplanetary Cessna || || 30 || 30
 
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| FedEx Bandwidth || || 31 || 44
 
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| Hubble || || 32 ||
 
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| Ships || || 33 ||
 
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| Twitter || || 34 || 50
 
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| Hair Dryer || || 35 || 11
 
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| Cornstarch || || 36 ||
 
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| Supersonic Stereo || || 37 ||
 
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| Voyager || || 38 ||
 
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| Hockey Puck || || 39 || 24
 
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| Pressure Cooker || || 40 ||
 
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| Go West || || 41 ||
 
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| Longest Sunset || || 42 || 52
 
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| Train Loop || || 43 ||
 
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| High Throw || || 44 || 38
 
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| ISS Music Video || || 45 ||
 
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| Bowling Ball || || 46 ||
 
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| Alien Astronomers || || 47 || 28
 
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| Sunset on the British Empire || || 48 || 60
 
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| Sunless Earth || || 49 || 57
 
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| Extreme Boating || || 50 ||
 
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| Free Fall || || 51 || 45
 
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| Bouncy Balls || || 52 ||
 
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| Drain the Oceans || || 53 || 48
 
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| Drain the Oceans: Part II || || 54 || 49
 
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| Random Sneeze Call || || 55 || 53
 
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| Restraining an Airplane || || 56 ||
 
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| Dropping a Mountain || || 57 ||
 
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| Orbital Speed || || 58 || 43
 
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| Updating a Printed Wikipedia || || 59 || 58
 
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| Signs of Life || || 60 ||
 
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| Speed Bump || || 61 || 41
 
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| Falling with Helium || || 62 || 34
 
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| Google’s Datacenters on Punch Cards || || 63 ||
 
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| Rising Steadily || || 64 || 15
 
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| Twitter Timeline Height || || 65 ||
 
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| 500 MPH || || 66 ||
 
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| Expanding Earth || || 67 || 55
 
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| Human Computer || || 68 || 21
 
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| Facebook of the Dead || || 69 || 59
 
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| The Constant Groundskeeper || || 70 ||
 
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| Stirring Tea || || 71 || 61
 
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| Loneliest Human || || 72 || 63
 
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| Lethal Neutrinos || || 73 || 39
 
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| Soda Planet || || 74 ||
 
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| Phone Keypad || || 75 ||
 
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| Reading Every Book || || 76 ||
 
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| Growth Rate || || 77 ||
 
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| T-rex Calories || || 78 ||
 
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| Lake Tea || || 79 ||
 
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| Pile of Viruses || || 80 ||
 
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| Catch! || || 81 ||
 
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| Hitting a comet || || 82 ||
 
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| Star Sand || || 83 ||
 
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| Paint the Earth || || 84 ||
 
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| Rocket Golf || || 85 ||
 
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| Far-Traveling Objects || || 86 ||
 
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| Enforced by Radar || || 87 ||
 
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| Soda Sequestration || || 88 ||
 
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| Tungsten Countertop || || 89 ||
 
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| Great Tree, Great Axe || || 90 ||
 
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| Faucet Power || || 91 ||
 
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| One-Second Day || || 92 ||
 
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| Windshield Raindrops || || 93 ||
 
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| Billion-Story Building || || 94 ||
 
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| Pyramid Energy || || 95 ||
 
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| $2 Undecillion Lawsuit || || 96 ||
 
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| Burning Pollen || || 97 ||
 
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| Blood Alcohol || || 98 ||
 
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| Starlings || || 99 ||
 
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| WWII Films || || 100 ||
 
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| Plastic Dinosaurs || || 101 ||
 
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| Keyboard Power || || 102 ||
 
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| Vanishing Water || || 103 ||
 
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| Global Snow || || 104 ||
 
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| Cannibalism || || 105 ||
 
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| Ink Molecules || || 106 ||
 
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| Letter to Mom || || 107 ||
 
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| Expensive Shoebox || || 108 ||
 
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| Into the Blue || || 109 ||
 
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| Walking New York || || 110 ||
 
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| All the Money || || 111 ||
 
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| Balloon Car || || 112 ||
 
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| Visit Every State || || 113 ||
 
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| Antimatter || || 114 ||
 
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| Into the Sun || || 115 ||
 
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| No-Rules NASCAR || || 116 ||
 
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| Distant Death || || 117 ||
 
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| Physical Salary || || 118 ||
 
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| Laser Umbrella || || 119 ||
 
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| Alternate Universe What Ifs || || 120 ||
 
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| Frozen Rivers || || 121 ||
 
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| Lava Lamp || || 122 ||
 
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| Fairy Demographics || || 123 ||
 
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| Lunar Swimming || || 124 ||
 
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| Bowling Ball || || 125 ||
 
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| Stairs || || 126 ||
 
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| Tug of War || || 127 ||
 
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| Zippo Phone || || 128 ||
 
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| Black Hole Moon || || 129 ||
 
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| Snow Removal || || 130 ||
 
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| Microwaves || || 131 ||
 
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| Hotter than Average || || 132 ||
 
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| Flagpole || || 133 ||
 
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| Space Burial || || 134 ||
 
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| Digging Downward || || 135 ||
 
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| Spiders vs. the Sun || || 136 ||
 
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| New Horizons || || 137 ||
 
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| Jupiter Submarine || || 138 ||
 
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| Jupiter Descending || || 139 ||
 
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| Proton Earth, Electron Moon || || 140 ||
 
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| Sunbeam || || 141 ||
 
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| Space Jetta || || 142 ||
 
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| Europa Water Siphon || || 143 ||
 
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| Saliva Pool || || 144 ||
 
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| Fire from Moonlight || || 145 ||
 
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| Stop Jupiter || || 146 ||
 
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| Niagara Straw || || 147 ||
 
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| Eat the Sun || || 148 ||
 
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| Pizza Bird || || 149 ||
 
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| Tattooine Rainbow || || 150 ||
 
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| Sun Bug || || 151 ||
 
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| Flood Death Valley || || 152 ||
 
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| Hide the Atmosphere || || 153 ||
 
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| Coast-to-Coast Coasting || || 154 ||
 
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| Toaster vs. Freezer || || 155 ||
 
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| Electrofishing for Whales || || 156 ||
 
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| Earth-Moon Fire Pole || || 157 ||
 
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| Global Windstorm || || || 1
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #1 || || || 4
 
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| New York–Style Time Machine || || || 5
 
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| Periodic Wall of the Elements || || || 8
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #2 || || || 12
 
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| The Last Human Light || || || 13
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #3 || || || 16
 
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| Orbital Submarine || || || 17
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #4 || || || 20
 
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| Little Planet || || || 22
 
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| Common Cold || || || 25
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #5 || || || 27
 
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| No More DNA || || || 29
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #6 || || || 31
 
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| Flyover States || || || 33
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #7 || || || 36
 
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| Self-Fertilization || || || 37
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #8 || || || 40
 
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| Lost Immortals || || || 42
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #9 || || || 46
 
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| Sparta || || || 47
 
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| Lego Bridge || || || 51
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #10 || || || 54
 
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| Weightless Arrow || || || 56
 
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| Stirring Tea || || || 62
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #11 || || || 64
 
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| Neutron Bullet || || || 67
 
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| Weird (and Worrying) Questions from the What If? Inbox, #12 || || || 68
 
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| Richter 15 || || || 69
 
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