User:J Milstein

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J Milstein is the founder of Transgressive Mathematics and confounded all other mathematicians by calculating (in two different ways) the forbidden value of infinity divided by zero. Surprisingly, that value is one.

Milstein also founded the third branch of Astronomy, Interventional Astronomy, and a think tank, the Keplerian Institution, dedicated to work in this field.

A religious reformer, Milstein founded two churches, the Church of Gravity Triumphant, which celebrates mass, and the Stochastic Church, whose fundamental belief is that at bottom the world is random.

He has also been identified as the Anonymous Master of Asterisk, but this is unconfirmed.