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<noinclude>:''For other instances of this title, see [[What If (disambiguation)]].</noinclude>
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<noinclude>:''For other instances of this title, see [[What If (disambiguation)]]</noinclude>.
  
 
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Unlike other sites which answer readers' questions, ''what if?'' typically takes the question beyond the original scope likely intended by the reader and takes it to some extreme for humorous effect. For example, in {{what if|1|the first article}}, he discusses what would happen if a baseball were pitched at 90% of the speed of light. After effectively describing what would occur as a nuclear explosion, leveling the stadium and the surrounding mile radius, he concludes with the note ''"A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered 'hit by pitch', and would be eligible to advance to first base."''
 
Unlike other sites which answer readers' questions, ''what if?'' typically takes the question beyond the original scope likely intended by the reader and takes it to some extreme for humorous effect. For example, in {{what if|1|the first article}}, he discusses what would happen if a baseball were pitched at 90% of the speed of light. After effectively describing what would occur as a nuclear explosion, leveling the stadium and the surrounding mile radius, he concludes with the note ''"A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered 'hit by pitch', and would be eligible to advance to first base."''
  
The questions Randall tackles range from questionably realistic possibilities (e.g. the probability of achieving a {{what if|2|perfect SAT score by guessing}}) to completely fictional questions (e.g. {{what if|3|How much Force power}} can {{w|Yoda}} output?). In his explanations, Randall, often uses diagrams in an ''xkcd'' style. Regardless of the context, Randall tends to take the questions extremely literally and responds seriously to them, even if they are whimsical (such as the Yoda question). This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and {{what if|8|jumped at the same time}}. After acknowledging that the question has been answered elsewhere, he recaps the result, but then focuses more intently on the unasked resulting issue of the aftermath of everyone on Earth being magically transported to one location as they all try to return home.
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The questions Randall tackles range from realistic possibilities (e.g. the probability of achieving a {{what if|2|perfect SAT score by guessing}}) to completely fictional questions (e.g. {{what if|3|How much Force power}} can {{w|Yoda}} output?). In his explanations, Randall, often uses diagrams in an ''xkcd'' style. Regardless of the context, Randall tends to take the questions extremely literally and responds seriously to them, even if they are whimsical (such as the Yoda question). This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and {{what if|8|jumped at the same time}}. After acknowledging that the question has been answered elsewhere, he recaps the result, but then focuses more intently on the unasked resulting issue of the aftermath of everyone on Earth being magically transported to one location as they all try to return home.
  
 
This site is '''not''' under [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/ Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License] like [[xkcd]] is.
 
This site is '''not''' under [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/ Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License] like [[xkcd]] is.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
* There is an easy way to link to a given ''what if?'' article by using the {{Template|what if}} template. See this example:<br><code><nowiki>See the ''[[what if? (blog)|what if?]]'' article ''{{what if|</nowiki><font color="SeaGreen">'''''158'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''Hot Banana'''''</font><nowiki>}}''.</nowiki></code><br>Copy paste the text above and correct the number and title (highlighted in green) to get this result:<br>See the ''[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/what_if?_(blog) what if?]'' article ''{{what if|158|Hot Banana}}''.
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*There is an easy way to link to a given ''what if?'' article by using [[Template:what if|a template]]. See this example:<br><code><nowiki>See the ''[[what if? (blog)|what if?]]'' article ''{{what if|</nowiki><font color="SeaGreen">'''''158'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''Hot Banana'''''</font><nowiki>}}''.</nowiki></code><br>Copy paste the text above and correct the number and title (highlighted in green) to get this result:<br>See the ''[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/what_if?_(blog) what if?]'' article ''{{what if|158|Hot Banana}}''.
* On December 5, 2016, an article called ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20161205191559/http://what-if.xkcd.com/153 Peptides]'' was published. However, it was [https://web.archive.org/web/20161206171630/http://what-if.xkcd.com/153/ removed] the next day, and the article was replaced by a notice: <blockquote><p><b>Whoops</b></p><p>This article is still in progress. An early draft was unintentionally posted here thanks to Randall's [http://xkcd.com/1597/ troubled approach to git], and it took a little bit to get everything sorted out and rolled back. Sorry for the mixup!</p></blockquote> No finished version of the article was ever published, and the URL was later reused for ''Hide the Atmosphere''.
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*There used to be an article called ''Peptides'' but it disappeared, leaving ''Hide the Atmosphere'' in its place.  
  
 
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| 1 || {{what if|1|Relativistic Baseball}} || July 10, 2012 ||  || What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light? || The very first what if? The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion, and possibly a ruling of "hit by pitch". || [[File:Relativistic Baseball.png]]
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| 1 || {{what if|1|Relativistic Baseball}} || July 10, 2012 ||  || What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light? || The very first what if? The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion. || [[File:Relativistic Baseball.png]]
 
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| 2 || {{what if|2|SAT Guessing}} || July 10, 2012 || 0.0 || What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple-choice question? How many perfect scores would there be? || This second article was released on the same day as the first, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. No one would get a perfect score || [[File:SAT Guessing.png]]
 
| 2 || {{what if|2|SAT Guessing}} || July 10, 2012 || 0.0 || What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple-choice question? How many perfect scores would there be? || This second article was released on the same day as the first, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. No one would get a perfect score || [[File:SAT Guessing.png]]
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| 28 || {{what if|28|Steak Drop}} || January 15, 2013 || 1.0 || From what height would you need to drop a steak for it to be cooked when it hit the ground? || From the very edge of the atmosphere and even then it might not be fully cooked. || [[File:Steak Drop.png]]
 
| 28 || {{what if|28|Steak Drop}} || January 15, 2013 || 1.0 || From what height would you need to drop a steak for it to be cooked when it hit the ground? || From the very edge of the atmosphere and even then it might not be fully cooked. || [[File:Steak Drop.png]]
 
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| 29 || {{what if|29|Spent Fuel Pool}} || January 22, 2013 || 1.0 || What if I took a swim in a typical spent nuclear fuel pool? Would I need to dive to actually experience a fatal amount of radiation? How long could I stay safely at the surface? || As long as you don't touch strange things and you don't swim too close to the fuel rods, it would be just like a regular pool.
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| 29 || {{what if|29|Spent Fuel Pool}} || January 22, 2013 || 1.0 || What if I took a swim in a typical spent nuclear fuel pool? Would I need to dive to actually experience a fatal amount of radiation? How long could I stay safely at the surface? || As long as you don't touch strange things and you don't swim too close to the fuel rods, it would be just like a regular pool. || [[File:Spent Fuel Pool.png]]   
 
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| 30 || {{what if|30|Interplanetary Cessna}} || January 29, 2013 || 1.0 || What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies? || :(
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| 30 || {{what if|30|Interplanetary Cessna}} || January 29, 2013 || 1.0 || What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies? || :( || [[File:Interplanetary Cessna.png]]
 
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| 31 || {{what if|31|FedEx Bandwidth}} || February 5, 2013 || 1.0 || When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx? || NEVER!!!   
 
| 31 || {{what if|31|FedEx Bandwidth}} || February 5, 2013 || 1.0 || When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx? || NEVER!!!   
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| 160 || {{what if|160|Transatlantic Car Rental}} || September 6, 2022 || 9 || My daughter recently received her driver's permit in the US, and aspires to visit mainland Europe someday. She has learned enough about the rules of the road to know never to drive into the ocean; however, she jokingly suggested that given a sufficient quantity of rental cars, she could eventually get to Europe by driving east repeatedly. The question is, how many vehicles would it take to build a car-bridge across the Atlantic? || The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway.
 
| 160 || {{what if|160|Transatlantic Car Rental}} || September 6, 2022 || 9 || My daughter recently received her driver's permit in the US, and aspires to visit mainland Europe someday. She has learned enough about the rules of the road to know never to drive into the ocean; however, she jokingly suggested that given a sufficient quantity of rental cars, she could eventually get to Europe by driving east repeatedly. The question is, how many vehicles would it take to build a car-bridge across the Atlantic? || The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway.
 
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| 161 || {{what if|161|Star Ownership}} || November 1, 2022 || 8 || If every country's airspace extended up forever, which country would own the largest percentage of the galaxy at any given time? || Australia owns most of the galaxy at certain points in time.
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| 161 || {{what if|161|Star Ownership}} || November 1, 2022 || || If every country's airspace extended up forever, which country would own the largest percentage of the galaxy at any given time? || Australia owns most of the galaxy at certain points in time.
 
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| 162 || {{what if|162|Comet Ice}} || December 6, 2022 || 5 || Could I cool down the Earth by capturing a comet and dropping it in the ocean, like an ice cube in a glass of water? || The comet either burns up in the atmosphere or speeds up global warming.
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| 162 || {{what if|162|Comet Ice}} || December 6, 2022 || || Could I cool down the Earth by capturing a comet and dropping it in the ocean, like an ice cube in a glass of water? || The comet either burns up in the atmosphere or speeds up global warming.
 
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Since the release are now so random, then please think about writing a comment on the newest comics talk page, announcing that a new what if? is out, many people would probably appreciate this
 
Since the release are now so random, then please think about writing a comment on the newest comics talk page, announcing that a new what if? is out, many people would probably appreciate this
 
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