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{{comic
 
{{comic
 
| number    = 280
 
| number    = 280
| date      = 2007-06-22
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| date      = June 22, 2007
 
| title    = Librarians
 
| title    = Librarians
 
| image    = librarians.png
 
| image    = librarians.png
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
Cueball tortures his girlfriend which is librarian, ie a book-lover person, by damaging books, for example here by opening too much a {{w|hardcover}} book.
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{{incomplete|This isn't even right.}}
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[[Cueball]] tortures his girlfriend which is librarian, ie a book-lover person, by damaging books, for example here by opening too much a {{w|hardcover}} book.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:{Advantages to dating librarians}
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:Advantages to dating librarians.
:Librarian: We're stopping in Baltimore to visit my family, and that's final.
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:Megan: We're stopping in Baltimore to visit my family, and that's final.
:Boyfriend: Oh yeah?
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:Cueball: Oh yeah?
 
:[Reaching inside paper bag.]
 
:[Reaching inside paper bag.]
:Boyfriend: Hey, look, it's a new hardback book!
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:Cueball: Hey, look, it's a new hardback book!
:[Holds book in hands]
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:[Holds book in hands.]
:Librarian Girlfriend: You wouldn't.
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:Megan: You wouldn't.
 
:[The book is twisted and crinkled.]
 
:[The book is twisted and crinkled.]
:<<crinkle>>
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:''crinkle''
:<<creak>>
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:''creak''
:[Librarian Girlfriend twitches.]
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:[Megan twitches.]
:<<crack>>
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:''crack''
:[The book's spine is broken]
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:[The book's spine is broken.]
:Librarian Girlfriend: OKAY! You win!
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:Megan: OKAY! You win!
 
 
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]

Revision as of 15:19, 28 May 2013

Librarians
Don't expect any leniencies on late fees, though.
Title text: Don't expect any leniencies on late fees, though.

Explanation

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Cueball tortures his girlfriend which is librarian, ie a book-lover person, by damaging books, for example here by opening too much a hardcover book.

Transcript

Advantages to dating librarians.
Megan: We're stopping in Baltimore to visit my family, and that's final.
Cueball: Oh yeah?
[Reaching inside paper bag.]
Cueball: Hey, look, it's a new hardback book!
[Holds book in hands.]
Megan: You wouldn't.
[The book is twisted and crinkled.]
crinkle
creak
[Megan twitches.]
crack
[The book's spine is broken.]
Megan: OKAY! You win!


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Discussion

Berserk Button: <<ON>>Boeing-787lover 07:44, 23 June 2018 (UTC) -- Xkcdreader52 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

...wah? —Kazvorpal (talk) 15:46, 1 November 2019 (UTC)