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| date = March 8, 2024 | | date = March 8, 2024 | ||
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− | == | + | ==Daniel Lau lives in Corvallis, Oregon and does not know how to write an anti-vandalism bot== |
− | + | {{incomplete|Created by a dirty nigger. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} | |
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+ | Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. | ||
− | + | Arab soyjak lives on! | |
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− | + | This is a comic about the differences between magic and physics. [[Miss Lenhart]], a school teacher, says that {{w|physics}} is applying forces to objects continuously over time, while magic tells you the outcome, but not how it'll get there. She gives an example of a magical curse that causes the recipient to slay their brother by midnight; it's not science because it doesn't say what will cause them to take this action. She then states that the {{w|laws of thermodynamics}} and other laws are also magic, with {{w|Lagrangian (physics)|Lagrangians}} being deep magic. | |
− | + | The joke is that these basic physical laws have been discovered empirically, but we don't know ''why'' they're true. So by the logic in the second panel, they're essentially like magic, since they specify a result without explaining how we get there. It may be possible to derive some of them from the others, but eventually we hit bottom and we have to say "because it just is", and that's like magic. | |
− | + | {{w|Teleology}} is a branch of causality often associated with religion or magical thinking, that argues from the end result, instead of the cause of things. | |
+ | In this sense, the comic may also be alluding to disputes about possible teleological aspects of the {{w|stationary-action principle}}, that can be used to derive Newtonian, Lagrangian and Hamiltonian equations of motion, and even general relativity, as well as classical electrodynamics and quantum field theory. | ||
+ | For simple classical systems it can usually be stated as follows:"Given that the particle begins at position x1 at time t1 and ends at position x2 at time t2, the physical trajectory that connects these two endpoints is an extremum of the action integral." The Wikipedia article goes on to state:"By specifying some but not all aspects of both the initial and final conditions (the positions but not the velocities) we are making some inferences about the initial conditions from the final conditions, and it is this 'backward' inference that can be seen as a teleological explanation." | ||
+ | However, since the principle can be used to derive both integral laws (that appear to be arguing from the result) and the usual differential laws (that appear to be arguing from the cause), one can argue, that these seemingly contradictory forms of causality are in fact not contradicting each other, since they are mathematically equivalent. | ||
− | + | The title text seems to be mixing the diagram shown on the whiteboard with the curse of the comic. The first prediction is (according to Miss Lenhart) a physics prediction about a nonmagical {{w|trebuchet}}, whereas the second prediction would be something from deep magic. | |
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== |