779: Anxiety
explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
| Anxiety |
 Title text: Don't need any, thanks. I have a backscattering fetish. |
[edit] Explanation
Many people have cried out against airports using backscatter X-ray machines as a security measure, since the machines can create an image of the subject naked. Black Hat is helping these people fight back by giving the men an opportunity to force the security guard to see them with erections.
The person speaking in the title text doesn't need an erectile dysfunction pill to achieve erection in this situation because he is aroused by the physics principles which make this technology possible.
[edit] Transcript
- [There is an airport security checkpoint where a queue of ten passengers is waiting to go through a backscatter x-ray scanner. Near the back of the line, Black Hat is standing next to a stand which says "Viagra $20". One passenger next to him is drinking a glass of water; another is contemplating the sign.]
- Security Guard (thinking): Oh god.
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