884: Rogers St.

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Rogers St.
'We can also use middle names in place of first pet's names, but yours is something incomprehensible about dropping tables.'
Title text: 'We can also use middle names in place of first pet's names, but yours is something incomprehensible about dropping tables.'

[edit] Explanation

This comic is a reference to the game of creating your "porn star name" by putting your pet's name as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name. For example: Max (Dog's name) Pine (Street name). In this comic, Randall would have named his cat "Mister" and had moved to "Rogers" Street and so his kid's porn name would be "Mister Rogers" (from the children's show "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood"), which is pretty high on the very unsexy name scale (if there was one) especially for a porn actor, although it may attract people with weird sexual fetishes.

In this way, Randall has prevented his kid from getting into porn.

In the title text, he references the other way of creating a porn star name by using your middle name as your first name and the street still as your last name. Additionally, the title text references comic 327: Exploits of a Mom in which Mrs. Roberts puts SQL instructions into her son's name so that it will mess with the database at school. In 327, the kid's name is Robert'); DROP TABLE students;-- and we are led to believe the person in the comic above may be the same Little Bobby Tables. His middle name supposedly would be '); DROP TABLE students;--, which is something incomprehensible about dropping tables.

If this is indeed Bobby Tables shown trying to get into porn using his pet and street name, then he has grown considerably since his last appearance in 345: 1337: Part 5 where he talks to his mother Mrs. Roberts, the famous hacker, who gave him the name with the code. Given his developing curly hair and looks, that has taken him to the porn industry it was clever of her to move to Roger St... But that seems her way, being clever with names.

Here's a link to the location of Rogers Street, which is near Kendall Square in Cambridge, MA.

[edit] Transcript

[A person with long curly hair is standing to the right of a hanging crocked on the wall behind him. A person speaks from off-panel (a judge om some sort according to the official transcript). Given the title text there is reason to believe the long haired "woman" is indeed a man named Bobby Tables.]
Sign: Auditions
Judge: Seriously?
Judge: Sorry, no, that's a huge mood killer.
Judge: Next!
[Caption below the panel]
Before I have a kid, I'm moving to Rogers Street in Cambridge, MA, and then getting a cat named "Mister"
Just to guarantee the kid will never go into porn.

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In the UK, "Rogers" is also a verb. Added to this, "Mr Rogers" does not carry the same cultural references. All in all Mr Rogers sounds like a great name for a UK Porn Star. (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Oh wow, I didn't know that. Not only is "rogers" a verb, but it's a verb which means to have sexual intercourse. (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
To be honest most verbs mean "to have sexual intercourse", given the chance. Google it! *fnar fnar* (And most nouns mean naughty bits of the body. In fact, I've just been listening to a radio programme about (Doctor) David Livingston, explorer of Africa. There arose the question of "Is it really true that he took his wife up the Zambezi?" Momentary mental boggle ensues.) 18:58, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
That observation is so true. That's why banning words is counterproductive. It leads to people talking unintentionally about the banned subject all the time. And a hilarious example! Mumiemonstret (talk) 15:39, 4 December 2014 (UTC)

Wait, does this mean Randall had a child with Mrs. Roberts? (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

The character's hair is reminiscent of Ron Jeremy 05:50, 27 March 2014 (UTC)

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