907: Ages
| Ages |
 Title text: Every age: "I'm glad I'm not the clueless person I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older." |
Explanation
This is a graph of the general themes that occur between the ages covered by each individual set of brackets.
The title text is a joke about the short-sightedness of many people in believing their own state to be the ideal for humans.
Transcript
- [A number line labeled "age." The start point is 0, with points labeled 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, and 70, and the line continues past the width of the panel. There :are interstitial, non-labeled points. Above the line are labeled brackets. They are (approximated):
- 0-3: [Non-sentient]
- 4-12: "Everything is exciting!"
- 13-17: "Everything sucks!"
- 18-22: "Woooo college! Wooooo-" [vomit]
- 23-30: "Relationships are hard!
- 31-42: "So are careers!"
- 43-54: "No daughter of mine is going out dressed like that!"
- 55-75+: [More sex than anyone is comfortable admitting] ]
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I don't know how Randall knows about the 55+ range, but ok. Davidy²²[talk] 01:44, 17 April 2013 (UTC)
- Perhaps he is dating an older lady... 184.66.160.91 02:47, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
- The fact that STDs among the elderly are going rampant -- Lackadaisical (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
"0-3 - babies/toddlers are not self-sufficient and not intelligently communicative." Babies at age 2 can communicate pretty good.(And some older people cannot "intelligently communicate". Kickasl108.162.229.40 18:52, 20 March 2014 (UTC)
- I believe the idea is that most 2-to-3-year-olds are only capable of communicating things that could be boiled down essentially to either "I want that" or "I don't want that" (at varying levels of intensity and repetition). This is not generally considered "intelligent" communication - indeed most of the phylum chordata is capable of this level of communication. -- Brettpeirce (talk) 14:33, 21 March 2014 (UTC)
- As a father. That's just BS. Or I have a genius baby. At 3 she is communicating more than just needs. She communicates fears, dreams, imagines she's a superhero, can count to 20, and can point out logical fallacies. She understands when I'm away on business, and can understand that I cannot interact with her physically. However, right afterwards she'll pretend I can interact with her and will run from the phone. She is sentient. I have reason to believe they are capable of these thoughts at even younger age, just unable to speak their minds. Cflare (talk) 21:51, 18 August 2014 (UTC)
Wow, Randall. Way to be a privileged white middle-class dude. Not everyone goes to college! Nitpicking (talk) 14:34, 12 September 2021 (UTC)
