1086: Eyelash Wish Log
|Eyelash Wish Log|
Title text: Ooh, another one. Uh ... the ability to alter any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events.
This comic is based on the situation that when someone's eyelash falls out, that person can make a wish on it. This comic appears to be a page from the fictitious Wish Bureau in charge of granting said wishes. And of course the Wisher is Black Hat and he has quite a few wishes, most of them based on the previous wish. A common trope in fiction is that wishing for more wishes is prohibited and for many of his wishes Black Hat attempts to circumvent that.
February 27's wish relates to a common practice especially in tweets or other short length mediums where full length specific HTML addresses such as wwww.somewhere.com/articles/specificdate/the page.htm would not be feasible. So a more compressed but often less sensical string of seemingly random characters is used which links to a link of the full text address. This creates some problems for people who are security or privacy conscious and prefer to be informed before hand where they will be traveling on the Internet. It is analogous to a twisting set of watersides. Some water parks label where they end up and what style of ride it is (the doom tunnel vs the kiddy kicker). Imagine however your wanting a nice ride ending in shallow water. You could not wily predict the unlabelled ride as it twists out of sight if the label is gibberish. You might end up thinking your attempt to go down the Bay Watch slide might end you up in Pamella's porn pool, which could be well over your head.
March 7's wish is a reference to Nate Silver, who is a former writer for Baseball Prospectus working on predicting baseball players' stats and now writes for Five Thirty Eight in which he predicts the outcome of elections based on polling data.
And April 22's wish is a reference to the cartoon and video game series Pokémon. A Pokéball can be thrown at a Pokémon (or in this case, an annoying pet) to capture it and seal it indefinitely. In most cases, Pokéballs cannot be used on Pokémon owned by other people.
|Eyelash Wish Log|
|Wish bureau ID#:|
|Jan 09||That wishing on eyelashes worked|
|Jan 12||A pony|
|Jan 15||Unlimited wishes|
|Jan 19||Revocation of rules prohibiting unlimited wishes|
|Jan 20||A finite but arbitrarily large number of wishes|
|Jan 28||The power to dictate the rules governing wishes|
|Feb 05||Unlimited eyelashes|
|Feb 06||That wish-granting entities be required to interpret wishes in|
accordance with the intent of the wisher
|Feb 08||That wish-granting entities be incapable of impatience|
|Feb 12||Unlimited breadsticks|
|Feb 12||Veto power over others' wishes|
|Feb 19||Veto power over others' wishes and all congressional legislation|
|Feb 23||The power to override any veto|
|Feb 27||The power to see where any shortened URL goes without clicking|
|Feb 29||The power to control the direction news anchors are looking while they talk|
|Mar 07||The power to introduce arbitrary error into Nate Silver's predictions|
|Mar 15||A house of stairs|
|Mar 23||A universe which is a replica of this one sans rules against meta-wishes|
|Mar 29||Free transportation to and from that universe|
|Apr 02||A clear explanation of how wish rules are structured and enforced|
|Apr 07||The power to banish people into the TV show they're talking about|
|Apr 08||Zero wishes|
|Apr 15||Veto power over clocks|
|Apr 22||A Pokéball that works on strangers' pets|