2672: What If? 2 Flowchart/Table

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Congratulations, you have acquired a copy of What if? 2! (out today, [xkcd.com/whatif2])	What do you want to do today?
What do you want to do today?	I don't know: Reflect on your life
	Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor?
	Brunch: Where do you go?
Do you like your neighbor?	Yes: Page 78
	No: What do you want to bring?
What do you want to bring?	Jupiter: Page 70
	Iron vapor: Page 18
	Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid?
	My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes?
Do you think bugs should get paid?	Yes: Page 96
	No: Reflect on your life
Where do you go?	The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen?
	A diner: How do you get there?
Are you wearing sunscreen?	Yes: Page 319
	No: How do you want to visit?
How do you want to visit?	Briefly, via teleporter: Page 314
	I want to land a probe on the surface: Page 323
How do you get there?	Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter?
	Plane: Page 83, Are you flying near any strong magnets?
	Car: How do you want to drive?
Where do you sit in the helicopter?	On the rotor: Page 6
	Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets?
Are you flying near any strong magnets?	Yes: Page 171
	No: Okay, there's the diner!
Okay, there's the diner!	Keep driving forever: Page 128
	Stop: What food do you order?
What food do you order?	The sun: Page 303
	Breadsticks: Page 299
	Ammonia: Page 284
	A cloud: Page 195
	Soup: How much soup?
How much soup?	1 bowl: Page 197
	1040 bowls: Page 1
How do you want to drive?	Fast: Page 180
	With a bird: Page 171
	Normal: Does this road lead to Rome?
Does this road lead to Rome?	Yes: Pick a different road
	No, but it should: Page 154
	No: Okay, there's the diner!
Pick a different road	Does this road lead to Rome?
Okay, there's the diner!	Keep driving forever: Page 128
What do you really want to do?	I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: Page 43
	I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs?
	I want a dog: Get a dog
What kinds of things about eggs?	True things: Page 300
	False things: Page 258
Get a dog	Are you satisfied?
Are you satisfied?	Yes: Fulfillment!
	No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs
Get more dogs	Enough? (1)
Enough? (1)	Yes: Fulfillment!
	No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs
More dogs	Enough? (2)
Enough? (2)	Yes: Fulfillment!
	No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: Page 308
Have you committed any crimes?	Not sure: Page 255
	Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes
	No: Do you want to?
Do you want to?	No: Page 255
	Yes: Page 258
Travel back in time to undo your crimes	Page 277