2672: What If? 2 Flowchart/Table

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Congratulations, you have acquired a copy of What if? 2! (out today, [xkcd.com/whatif2]) What do you want to do today?
What do you want to do today? I don't know: Reflect on your life
Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor?
Brunch: Where do you go?
Do you like your neighbor? Yes: Page 78
No: What do you want to bring?
What do you want to bring? Jupiter: Page 70
Iron vapor: Page 18
Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid?
My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes?
Do you think bugs should get paid? Yes: Page 96
No: Reflect on your life
Where do you go? The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen?
A diner: How do you get there?
Are you wearing sunscreen? Yes: Page 319
No: How do you want to visit?
How do you want to visit? Briefly, via teleporter: Page 314
I want to land a probe on the surface: Page 323
How do you get there? Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter?
Plane: Page 83, Are you flying near any strong magnets?
Car: How do you want to drive?
Where do you sit in the helicopter? On the rotor: Page 6
Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets?
Are you flying near any strong magnets? Yes: Page 171
No: Okay, there's the diner!
Okay, there's the diner! Keep driving forever: Page 128
Stop: What food do you order?
What food do you order? The sun: Page 303
Breadsticks: Page 299
Ammonia: Page 284
A cloud: Page 195
Soup: How much soup?
How much soup? 1 bowl: Page 197
1040 bowls: Page 1
How do you want to drive? Fast: Page 180
With a bird: Page 171
Normal: Does this road lead to Rome?
Does this road lead to Rome? Yes: Pick a different road
No, but it should: Page 154
No: Okay, there's the diner!
Pick a different road Does this road lead to Rome?
Okay, there's the diner! Keep driving forever: Page 128
What do you really want to do? I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: Page 43
I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs?
I want a dog: Get a dog
What kinds of things about eggs? True things: Page 300
False things: Page 258
Get a dog Are you satisfied?
Are you satisfied? Yes: Fulfillment!
No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs
Get more dogs Enough? (1)
Enough? (1) Yes: Fulfillment!
No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs
More dogs Enough? (2)
Enough? (2) Yes: Fulfillment!
No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: Page 308
Have you committed any crimes? Not sure: Page 255
Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes
No: Do you want to?
Do you want to? No: Page 255
Yes: Page 258
Travel back in time to undo your crimes Page 277