Talk:986: Drinking Fountains

Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
Latest comment: 11 May 2025 by Bb777
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Build a toilet next to the fountain so you can do both at once! Davidy22[talk] 06:52, 2 February 2013 (UTC)Reply

I recall when this first posted it randomly had the word water to the left of the door. only evidence of this seems to be on insult sites. [1]--Calvsie (talk) 22:56, 10 December 2013 (UTC)Reply

Apparently he's never stayed up all night and drank 18 beers...162.158.60.23 23:54, 5 June 2016 (UTC)Reply

I don't think you can call it 'constant' peeing, as most likely you'll quickly die to water poisoning (yup, too much water can kill you, and I don't mean drowning) 162.158.202.82 06:04, 24 October 2017 (UTC)Reply

The original with the word water on it is archived: [2] MarkSill (talk) 13:33, 27 May 2018 (UTC)Reply

It seems to me that he would actually want to drink quickly and eliminate slowly. Does this seem true to anyone else? Birdsinthewindow (talk) 01:20, 23 May 2020 (UTC)Reply

The least funny [citation needed] ever. What infinite loop is is not an outright obvious fact that every person alive would know. 162.158.90.83 14:37, 5 October 2021 (UTC)Reply

Ureters release urine in spurts into the bladder, so it isn't possible to pee continuously. 172.70.179.92 (talk) 16:06, 30 July 2024 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

"...isn't possible..."? How about if... Well... You know how (highland) bagpipes are played? That. I'm sure that with practice (or at least some form of motivation) one could do the same here. Not that one should, probably, but... 172.70.162.18 18:58, 30 July 2024 (UTC)Reply

if you are stuck think of the fact that you are hungry and head to mcdonalds. --me, hi (talk) 15:18, 11 May 2025 (UTC)Reply