User:Black Hat's Hat

Apologizing in Advance

As school is starting up, racing season is in full swing, and many other factors, I am very stressed and busy as of late. I will not be active much for a month or two, and I am more prone to being an asshole. Sorry! I'll be back and better soon, hopefully. Anywho..

USER:BLACK HAT'S HAT

Welcome!

This is my page. Thanks for visiting!
Where to start, where to start...

About Me

- I'm a black hat.

- I'm not a regular asshat. I´m a classy asshat. A classhat, if you will.

- I'm a mountain biker.

- I'm also a nerd

- American of Irish descent

- Utahn

- I <3 xkcd (duh)

- Fav xkcd book is Thing Explainer

- Allegedy has something to do with the imfamous Toppat Clan (they can't prove anything)

- IDK

- TBD

- THIRD THING HERE

Happenings in the World of Hats

If you didn't know, pretty much all hats are sentient. People's favorite hats typically have similar attitudes, dispositions, opinions, and mannerisms to their hosts. Also, yes we are technically a species of parasites, but with humans, at least, it's a pretty symbiotic relationship. Think Eddie Brock and Venom, or Mr. Burns and Smithers.

White Hat's Hat is my brother, and Beret Guy's Beret is a distant (estranged) cousin. It's a weird family. Most hats are related, you know.

My short stint with Danish was quite enjoyable. I still prefer Black Hat, but variety is always nice. The relationship that spawned out of that incident, however, scare me a little. Okay maybe more than a little. Those two were made for each other in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

Despite people thinking I'm a pork pie, I'm actually a really short top hat. Pocket dimension capable as well. Hat of all trades type stuff. Oh, I'm also made up of 100% dark matter. Just to piss off physicists.

Warning! Men at work! Mind the Gap!

Warning: Entering ecological dead zone. Adding report to databank.

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?