Hail and well come, friend.
A bit about me: I live in New England (and always have, and so far have never wanted to live anywhere else). My only language is English, though I have snippets of knowledge about some other languages. I do love language, and mostly-lurk on the fringes of the conlanging community. I contribute, unevenly (but it adds up over the years), to the Conlang wikibook. My passion is Wikinews. I have a PhD in Computer Science, for whatever that's worth. Oh yes, and I'm a fan of xkcd :D.