Yourlifeisalie thinks he is smart but really he's just been played by a vengeful god, bent on destroying all life through him.
If only he were smart enough to play that vengeful god off of the benevolent god also controlling him, but alas, he is too dumb.
So basically his body works as a platform allowing two gods bent on cancelling each other out to fight.
But they have reached a stalemate, neither gaining an upper hand.
So his life is pretty normal.
Also he's a loser lmao