Editing 3058: Tall Structures

{{comic
| number    = 3058
| date      = March 3, 2025
| title     = Tall Structures
| image     = tall_structures_2x.png
| imagesize = 740x430px
| noexpand  = true
| titletext = Briefly set a new record for tallest human-made structure by getting my knit sweater snagged on the skydiving plane door as I jumped and not noticing until I'd landed.
}}

==Explanation==
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This is a comparison of various tall buildings and structures, ranging from a pyramid of Giza to the Burj Khalifa. [[Randall]]'s definition of a structure apparently takes from amongst those artificial objects that have continuous extent from the ground to some height.

The buildings are sorted by height. The tallest structure (under Randall's terms) is an {{w|aerostat}} balloon, which significantly exceeds the height of the Burj Khalifa.

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto"
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! Name !! Height !! {{w|List_of_tallest_buildings_and_structures#History|Tallest structure}} !! Explanation
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| {{w|Great Pyramid of Giza|The Great Pyramid}} (Giza) || 137&nbsp;m (449.5&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | 2570 BC–1311 AD || A famous pyramid built c. 2570 BC
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| {{w|The Shard}} (London) || 309.6&nbsp;m (1,016&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | – || A skyscraper with steeply angled sides, the tallest 'habitable freestanding structure' in the UK.
|-
| The {{w|Eiffel Tower}} (Paris) || 330&nbsp;m (1,083&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | 1889–1930 || A wrought-iron lattice tower named after its designer, Gustave Eiffel
|-
| The {{w|Empire State Building}} (New York) || 443.2&nbsp;m (1,454&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | 1931–1967 || An art-deco office tower often seen in media
|-
| The {{w|CN Tower}} (Toronto) || 553.3&nbsp;m (1,815&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | – || A communication and observation tower in Canada
|-
| {{w|The Clock Towers}} (Mecca) || 601&nbsp;m (1,972&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | – || A hotel complex featuring the largest clock in the world
|-
| {{w|KRDK-TV mast}} (North Dakota) || 630&nbsp;m (2,060&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | – || Current tallest structure in the United States ({{w|KVLY-TV mast
}} was previously taller)
|-
| {{w|Shanghai Tower}} (Shanghai) || 632&nbsp;m (2,073&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | – || Tallest skyscraper in China
|-
| {{w|Tokyo Skytree}} (Tokyo) || 634.0&nbsp;m (2,080&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | – || Tallest tower in the world
|-
| {{w|Merdeka 118}} (Kuala Lumpur) || 678.9&nbsp;m (2,227&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | – || A skyscraper with diamond-shaped facades
|-
| {{w|Burj Khalifa}} (Dubai) || 828&nbsp;m (2,717&nbsp;ft) || style="text-align:center" | 2007–present || Tallest structure in the world
|-
| Some random {{w|aerostat}} that happens to be operating today || ~1,280&nbsp;m (4,200&nbsp;ft) (Depicted)<br>{{w|Tethered Aerostat Radar System#System|~4,600&nbsp;m (15,000&nbsp;ft)}} (Actual) || style="text-align:center" | Varies || An aerostat is a lighter-than-air aircraft that can be tethered to the ground. This is the main joke of the comic, as as long as it is tethered to the ground and is higher than the Burj Khalifa, it could be considered the tallest man-made "building". However, the comic underestimates how high tethered aerostats can actually fly.
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The joke in the title text is that Randall once skydove out of an airplane wearing a knit sweater. The sweater caught on the airplane door, and presumably unravelled as he descended. When he reached the ground, the long thread that extended up to the plane (typically 8,000 to 14,000 feet above the ground) set a temporary record for the tallest structure. This is not realistically feasible, since knit tops usually only use around 1000 m (3280 ft) of yarn if knit using thin fingerling weight yarn. However, a sweater knit at a T-shirt density could in fact use over 2000 m (6561 ft) of yarn, which (assuming it hasn't started felting) is enough to extend to skydiving height.

==Transcript==
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:[Labels below structures shown in a black silhouette, from left to right, shortest to tallest:]
:The Great Pyramid (Giza)
:The Shard (London)
:The Eiffel Tower (Paris)
:The Empire State Building (New York)
:The CN Tower (Toronto)
:The Clock Towers (Mecca)
:KRDK-TV Mast (North Dakota)
:Shanghai Tower
:Tokyo Skytree
:Merdeka 118 (Kuala Lumpur)
:Burj Khalifa (Dubai)
:Some random aerostat that happens to be operating today

:[Caption below the panel:]
:The Burj Khalifa is the world's tallest artificial structure, but only on days when no one is flying a high-altitude balloon aerostat.

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