Editing 3148: 100% All Achievements

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| number    = 3148
| date      = September 29, 2025
| title     = 100% All Achievements
| image     = 100_all_achievements_2x.png
| imagesize = 271x475px
| noexpand  = true
| titletext = I'm trying to share my footage of the full run to prove it's not tool-assisted, but the uploader has problems with video lengths of more than a decade.
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==Explanation==
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100% All Achievements is a category of {{w|Speedrunning|video game speedruns}} where the goal is to do everything possible in the game, as fast as possible, while getting all achievements. (Many games have a progress bar to track completion of the game, making the "100%" criterion officially defined.) Cueball is attempting a 100% all achievements run for his university, which is a ridiculous pursuit for several reasons. Even though 100% runs for video games can take very long (up to [https://www.speedrun.com/baten_kaitos_eternal_wings_and_the_lost_ocean?h=100&x=mke7v926 two weeks]), they don't even come close to the amount of time needed to complete a single university major, let alone every class. Other factors to take into account are the high costs of university attendance and the vague definition of "all achievements". 

In traditional speedrunning, a {{w|tool-assisted speedrun}} is one done with software such as a video game emulator to perform incredibly precise movements. These tools do not exist in real life{{Citation needed}}, so Cueball may have meant using artificial intelligence or similar "cheats" to illegitimately complete his work. Unassisted speedruns are typically reviewed in full by a moderator of the speedrunning community for that game, to ensure there truly were no tools involved. There is no known community for university speedrunning,{{Citation needed}} so no moderators will be able to review the years of footage to determine whether the speedrun was legitimate.

Most video sharing services limit the length of uploaded videos, either by size or length, for a variaty of reasons. A decade long video file is almost certianly to big for any service, and would require significant infrasteucture support by the service for it to be allowed.

==Transcript==
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:[Cueball, arms outstretched, is talking to White Hat.]
:Cueball: I finished all the gen-ed back in 2010, and I'm up to the 400-level courses in most departments.
:Cueball: But now one of my advisors is saying I "can't have more than 20 majors" and "need to graduate next year."
:Cueball: It's outrageous!

:[Caption below the panel:]
:My university is making it really hard to finish a 100% all achievements speedrun.

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