Editing 1128: Fifty Shades

{{comic
| number    = 1128
| date      = 31 October 2012
| title     = Fifty Shades
| image     = fifty shades.png
| titletext = Wishbone and the Illustrated Classics series have gotten me through every conversation I've ever had about Dickens, Treasure Island, The Anarchist's Cookbook, and Our Bodies, Ourselves.
}}

==Explanation==
''{{w|Fifty Shades of Grey}}'' is a best-selling novel featuring large quantities of {{w|BDSM}} sex. ''{{w|Wishbone (TV series)|Wishbone}}'' was a children's TV show about a dog who draws parallels between literature and real life in his dreams, reenacting many literary classics. The show was especially praised in its time for refusing to censor the more unpleasant aspects of its source work. Many people within [[Randall]]'s age group have experienced more literary classics through ''Wishbone'' than by actually reading them; this phenomenon lead to the formation of a Facebook group (now replaced by a [https://www.facebook.com/No-I-havent-Read-that-Great-Literary-Classic-but-Ive-seen-the-Wishbone-162079210527833/ page]) with over 70,000 members dedicated to that idea.

In the comic, [[Cueball]] claims to have learned all that he knows about ''Fifty Shades of Grey'' from the ''Wishbone'' adaptation of the book. Knowing the faithful nature of ''Wishbone'''s adaptations, an episode on the book would likely involve age-inappropriate material for children, as the sounds emanating from the TV would suggest.

In the title text:
*{{w|Great Illustrated Classics}} is a series of easy to read adaptations of literary classics, including works by {{w|Charles Dickens}} and Stevenson's ''{{w|Treasure Island}}''.
*''{{w|The Anarchist Cookbook}}'', first published in 1971, is a book that contains instructions for the manufacture of explosives, rudimentary telecommunications phreaking devices, and other items. It was written by William Powell to protest United States involvement in the Vietnam War.
*''{{w|Our Bodies, Ourselves}}'' is a book about women's health and sexuality produced by the nonprofit organization Our Bodies Ourselves (originally called the Boston Women's Health Book Collective). First published in 1971, it contains information related to many aspects of women's health and sexuality, including menopause, birth control, childbirth, sexual health, sexual orientation, gender identity, mental health and general well-being.

Part of the title text joke is that the latter two works would not likely be the subject of Great Illustrated Classics or ''Wishbone''. However, the title text may be actually technically 100% correct, if Randall hasn't ever had an in-depth conversation about either of the latter two works.

==Transcript==
:As with most famous books, I've never actually '''read''' ''Fifty Shades of Grey.''
:I only know the plot from watching the ''Wishbone'' version.
:TV: Bark!
:TV: Bark!
:TV: ''Smack!''
:TV: Bark!

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