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{{comic | {{comic | ||
− | | number = | + | | number = 2012 |
− | | date = | + | | date = Doug Walker, 2012 |
− | | title = | + | | title = Nostalgic Critique |
− | | image = | + | | image = Doug Walker in 2012.jpg |
− | | titletext = | + | | titletext = Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. |
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+ | https://channelawesome.com/category/videos/channelawesome/dougwalker/nostalgia-critic/ | ||
+ | https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Fingerboys | ||
==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
+ | {{incomplete|Created by 2 squared - Please change this comment when editing this page. The titletext needs to be worked in there, but I think I got everything else in some sort of order, pending general improvements. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} | ||
− | + | '''The Nostalgia Critic''' is an American review comedy web series created, directed by and starring web comedian Douglas "Doug" Walker. The series initially launched on YouTube on July 3, 2007, before moving to Walker's own site, That Guy with the Glasses, then to Channel Awesome. The show follows Walker as the title character, a bitter and sarcastic critic who mostly reviews films and television shows from his childhood and recent past, usually with comically exaggerated rage. The show often alternates the Critic's angry rants and humor with analysis of the episode's subject. Some of the films he reviewed (such as Exorcist II: The Heretic, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and Batman & Robin) are generally considered as the worst films ever made. | |
− | + | Walker briefly retired the series on August 14, 2012, to work on other projects, even writing the character out of existence in the Channel Awesome film To Boldly Flee. On January 22, 2013, Walker announced the show's return in a narrative video called "The Review Must Go On". The show subsequently returned with a more narrative and sketch-driven sixth season, beginning on February 5, 2013, with a review of The Odd Life of Timothy Green. Most episodes still retain the original clip using format. | |
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− | + | '''Fingerboys''' are a species of monstrous soyjak that draw inspiration from modern horror games such as slenderman and other games popular with streamers. They have been sighted in Capitol Reef National Park. | |
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+ | They are very dangerous to the average Soyjak, but sometimes juvenile fingerboys are taken out of the nests for food. The hunting of their babies has led to an increase in fingerboy attacks. The only Soyjak that has been capable of defeating an adult fingerboy in unarmed combat is Swolesome Soyjak. | ||
− | + | There is evidence that Fingerboys may have a weakness to Sproke. It is also possible that prolonged exposure to Sproke can cause harmful mutations in Fingerboys. | |
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− | + | ==Transcript== | |
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− | + | Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! I’m cool! Hello! Hi, I am Melvin, the brother of the Joker! I'm sure a lot of you haven't heard of me...but, I am the brother of, yes the infamous Joker, y'know, 'why so serious' y’know, all that stuff...uh, actually I too have been working on my own catchphrase, um...Sploopity Sploosh! May not be as catchy, but uh I-I think it works. So, yeah! Alright uhh first of all I'd like to welcome all the newcomers to my blog, hello! Uh, hopefully we're going to talk a lot about evil! Lots of nasty evil evil! ...did I repeat myself- I guess it doesn't matter, umm, y'know cause evil does repeat itself, it's all about getting that massive....I dont know where I'm going with that. Anyway, okay, so uhh today's secret subject- or not secret it’s not- I mean this is all secret don’t tell anybody but, y’know today’s uh - big I should say, big subject is...Rayguns! Now, the th…. The thing about rayguns is that they are very very expensive as I found out! So- Mmmeeeelllvviiiiinnnn! ...So what you’re gonna wanna do, if you wanna get a raygun- Mmmmeellllvviiiiiinnnn!!!!! There-there’s uh, all sorts of rayguns that you can get! There’s um- Mmmmellllvvvviiiinnn what are you doing?! There’s uh- laser! Uh, there’s uh solar, There’s uh- Mmmeellllviiiiinnnn I want some hot chocolate. There’s uh, ones that fire bullets I guess that would just be a gun! There’s uh- Mmmelllllviiinnnnnn! Meeeellllllvviiiinnn!!! Little busy right now! Uh, there’s the ones that um, shoot raisins I haven’t seen that as much, uh, but they do exist I saw it on eBay! (Meeellvvviiiinnnnn!! Meeeelllllvvvviiiiin! Mmmeeeellllllvvviiiiiin! MelvIIIiiiiIIIIiiiIIIIiiiiIIIIiiiIIIIiiiiiIIIiiiinnn!) WHAT?! I’m thirsty, make me some hot chocolate! No, I’m busy! Busy doing what! I’m busy- that’s my um, uhh secretary, she is uh...very, very evil indeed! Mmmeellvviiin why haven’t you taken out the garbage yet! MOOOMM, PLEEEEASSEE DON’T ANNOY ME!!! Well then keep it down, Melvin! NO, I HAVE TO DO THIS MOM I- Keep it down, I’m trying to watch Glumbomerry Smetlock! I will try to keep it down, mother. Okay? Whaaat? I didn’t hear you. I SAID I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN- OWWWW YOU’RE HURTING MY EAARS MELVIN, YOU’RE HURTING MY EEAARS! So anyway! Such a failure! MOM!!! Why can’t you stop, I want my hot chocolate! I WILL NOT STOP, I NEED TO DO THIS MOM, I HAVE PEOPLE WATCHING! Oh wait, I had some hot chocolate the whole time! Where was I…? Isn’t that funny, Melvin? Oh, uh, r-r-r-rayguns! Yes, rayguns! Um, now, I have someone who is actually working on a raygun as we speak! ...And no it is not my mother…. I should probably address that! Uh, I do in fact live with my mother, I’m not ashamed to say that, uhh I just take a little longer to get going...uh, as opposed to other people. Uh, I see no shame in it...even though she constantly does. So, uh, basically what I would li- MEELLVIIN IT’S TOO HOT! [cut] Okay! I just slipped her about 50 vicodin so I think we’re good! Ahem, now one of the thi- MMEELLVIIN WHY IS THE ROOM SPINNING! My god, she’s like an ox! [cut] Okay, I just uh slipped a whole packet of nyquil into her milk, she’s gonna take a little nap now. Uh, so yeah, rayguns! Uh, I see a lot of villains using them, but um...let’s be honest, people. You don’t need them! Uh, what is it that a laser gun can do that a normal gun...can’t do! ...Destroy cities, sure, but if you get a gun that’s big enough...it could do that! I-I don’t know where you’d buy the bullets but I’m sure they’re out there! I’m sure they are out there - massive, massive bullets.... Okay maybe a raygun would be a very very good thing to get, I don’t know, uh...but, uh, I do not have the money for some, uh I’ve been debating whether or not how to uh, I’ve been uh, uh, thinking-thinking how to get uh, some-some-some bullets, uh, not bullets- god my mind I just can’t…. [Sighs] I’m sorry I just uh...I’ve just been under a lot of stress, you know, I uh...I still...haven’t gotten a job...y’know, uh…. What am I talking about, evil is my job! Yes, cause I am Melvin! The brother of the Joker! I-I- MEELLVIIIINNNN, MMELLVIIIIINNNNNN, MMMMMELLLLLVIIIIINNNNN!!!!! (She woke up, my god, how did she wake up? ) I’ll be in a minute, mom! So um, yeah, uh rayguns I don’t see the necessity of them! Such a failure! MOM!!! …So, uh, I do not see the necessity, uh, but I will somehow get one, I actually, I have a friend who was um, actually building me one, he uh- he works at circuit city I think I will just give him a call, right now! It’s ringing. Hey, B how you doin’! Melvin. The-th...Melvin Pothorn...the brother of the Joker? Yeah, yeah, that’s right haha I didn’t think you’d forget me! So, um, yeah how’s our uh, how’s our um, raygun doin’ there? Uh-huh. Oh what’d uh...I see. Well, does it still shoot lasers like we thought? Oh...Well, how large is it? 2 in- so that’s like, th-that could fit in my pocket. That’s not really a gun, that’s more of a toy. We-well what does it fire? It fires cashews. Well tha-that’s not gonna be very threatening to the...hero, is it? No it is not. I don’t care if the hero is allergic to nuts, it’s not gonna work! Okay, okay, calm down, calm down...I’m not talking to you I’m talking to me! N-no no I didn’t, I didn’t mean to yell at you, no-no I- no.... Do you really want me to sing it now, I...alright…. There’s a place, All over the world, Tonight. We will see each other, All throughout the night, Out of sight. Okay, so I can’t remember the words, alright? I-I-I don’t care! I-I y’know what? Y’know what? I don’t care, I don’t care, uh, I am evil and I’m going to destroy you, with or without your cashew gun. Goodbye! No- goodb-...yeah I’ll see you Tuesday. [Sigh] Kids! [cut] So yeah, um, I’m realizing this wasn’t a very good beginning, uh- uh blog, if you would, um, but uh my guess is that the next ones are gonna be better cause, uh, gonna do a lot more robbing, a lot more uh, uh stealing of things, and maybe, just maybe, I might pants somebody. Huh? Maybe a uh, certain somebody with pointed ears and wears, uh, all black? That’s right! The Human Ant, I’m gonna get him! Yeah…. Okay, Human Ant he’s not as big as someone like Batman or Superman but he is still a very impressive superhero! I mean, I-I don’t think it matters that he lives right next door to me, I think that’s still very very impressive- I know a superhero that can obliterate - no not obliterate that’s what I do - that can save people from me, uh, obliterating the world! Yes, yes, that is very impressive, I’m sure that’s a lot better than half the people you know! So, uh, just to reiterate: uh rayguns waste of time, uh, the human ant is my narch- arch, nemesis- god I can’t talk today, uhh, I think that’s it! Uh, this will be the first of many evilness that will be coming, so uh, again, this is Melvin, uh, brother of the Joker, signing off, and I- MMEELLLVIIIINNNNNN!!! MOM!!!!!! [cut] Come kiss me goodnight! Yeah, I’m comin’ mom! I’m comin’! Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! I’m cool! | |
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{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Doug Walker]] |
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Nostalgia Critic]] |
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Channel Awesome]] |
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Soyjaks]] |
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Fingerboys]] |
+ | [[Category:Religion]] |