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Revision as of 02:07, 10 April 2025

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! 42.book.addictTalk to me! 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

Description

  • 15 notifications have been found so far for 3074: Push Notifications.
  • Below is a list of all discovered notifications
  • There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

Tables of Notifications

Source Notification
xkcd notification system notifications Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
xkcd notification system notifications Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification
xkcd notification system notifications This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.
community message board Have you seen my cat?
Cat Fact! The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
Cat Fact! Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
Cat Fact! The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
Cat Fact! Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
Cat Fact! The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
Cat Fact! Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
Cat Fact! Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
Cat Fact! Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
Cat Fact! Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
Cat Fact! No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
Cat Fact! Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
Cat Fact! Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
Cat Fact! Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
Cat Fact! Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
Cat Fact! The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
Cat Fact! A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
Cat Fact! "Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
Cat Fact! "Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
Cat Fact! "Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
Cat Fact! "Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
Cat Fact! "Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
Cat Fact! "Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.
Cat Facts Meow!
Cat Facts Meow Meow!
Cat Facts Meow Meow Meow!
Cat Facts Meow Meow Meow Meow!
xkcd Weather Notification System Click here to get weather notifications!
Weather Notification Setup Wizard Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
Please choose your location Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
Weather Information You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
Weather report from Albany KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094
xkcd News We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!
System Log (INFO): A user has paused notifications
Constant Reminders At the tone, Zero will become a Real Number
Constant reminders The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
How many times can you click this? You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
Hey you're pretty good at this... You've clicked this notification 10 times
You're really good at this... You've clicked this notification 20 times
Are you sure you want to keep going? You've clicked this notification 30 times
You're going to break something! You've clicked this notification 40 times
Super special offer! You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
Upgrade! Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
You're breaking something! You've clicked this notification 50 times
You're breaking everything. You've clicked this notification 60 times
Stop! Please! You've clicked this notification 70 times
You're going to crash the system! You've clicked this notification 80 times
You've crashed the system. You've clicked this notification 90 times
Super special offer! You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
Why? You've clicked this notification 100 times
Okay I kind of get it but... You've clicked this notification 150 times
Super special offer! You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
There's no more notifications You've clicked this notification 200 times
You've clicked all the notifications You've clicked this notification 250 times
Okay just one more You've clicked this notification 300 times
Super special offer! You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
You're just doing this to annoy me You've clicked this notification 500 times
Zoom Notification (62,12)
Zoom Notification (28,15)
Zoom Notification (59,7)
Zoom Notification oh look! (14,3)
Zoom Notification (51, 25)
Zoom Notification (45, 22)
Zoom Notification (75, 18)
Zoom Notification (59, 8)
Zoom Notification oh look! (12,3)
Zoom Notification (25, 24)
Zoom Notification (31, 13)
Zoom Notification (51, 22)
Zoom Notification (52, 26)
Zoom Notification (52, 26)
Zoom Notification (27, 16)
Zoom Notification oh look! (4,5)
Zoom Notification (26,15)
Zoom Notification (58,20)
Zoom Notification oh look! (3,1)
Zoom Notification (30,23)
Zoom Notification (37,6)
Zoom Notification (45,21)
Zoom Notification (42,21)
Zoom Notification oh look! (15,2)
Zoom Notification (63,21)
Zoom Notification (13,15)
Zoom Notification (29,22)
Zoom Notification (71,19)
Zoom Notification (16,26)
Zoom Notification (25,10)
Zoom Notification (33,19)
Zoom Notification (32,6)
Zoom Notification oh look! (12,9)
Zoom Notification (53,10)
Zoom Notification (24,12)
Zoom Notification (47,23)
Zoom Notification (29,17)
Zoom Notification (19,25)
Zoom Notification (47,12)
Zoom Notification (50,4)
Zoom Notification (50,10)
Zoom Notification (57,28)
Zoom Notification (17,14)
Zoom Notification (3,18)
Zoom Notification (36,14)
Zoom Notification (14,19)
Zoom Notification oh look! (9,8)
Zoom Notification (18,27)
Zoom Notification (61,16)
Zoom Notification (32,7)
Zoom Notification (44,1)
Zoom Notification (58,12)
Zoom Notification (58,15)
Zoom Notification (56,25)
Zoom Notification oh look! (14,5)
Zoom Notification (21,27)
Zoom Notification (17,20)
Zoom Notification (39,22)
Zoom Notification (52,14)
Zoom Notification (27,23)
Zoom Notification (21,22)
Zoom Notification (15,27)
Zoom Notification (74,16)
Zoom Notification (19,16)
Zoom Notification (53,27)
Zoom Notification (60,24)
Zoom Notification (11,18)
Zoom Notification (73,20)
Zoom Notification (23,3)
Zoom Notification oh look! (13,4)
Zoom Notification (56,17)
Zoom Notification (16,10)
Zoom Notification (29,18)
Zoom Notification (9,18)
Zoom Notification (50,2)
Zoom Notification (65,13)
Zoom Notification (75,13)
Zoom Notification (16,20)
Zoom Notification (7,19)
Zoom Notification (27,7)
Zoom Notification (21,8)
Zoom Notification (59,28)
Zoom Notification (43,21)
Zoom Notification (15,11)
Zoom Notification (42,8)
Zoom Notification (56,8)
Zoom Notification (69,11)
Zoom Notification oh look! (3,6)
Zoom Notification (60,17)
Zoom Notification (60,20)
Zoom Notification (29,2)
Zoom Notification (34,17)
Zoom Notification (54,12)
Erroneous Alert ⚠️ Error: Too many errors
Carriage Return Line Feed The next station is Putney Bridge. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
Erroneous Alert ⚠️ Boop.
Constant Reminders At the tone, The Golden Ration will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
Comment and Subscribe Leave your thoughts in the comments below!
Erroneous Alert ⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server r the client
Erroneous Alert ⚠️ Kernel Panic: Kernel can't remember what number comes after 38
An old xkcd comic has been posted Comic #3054 was posted on Feb 21 25
An old xkcd comic has been posted Comic #1694 was posted on June 15 16
Erroneous Alert ⚠️ Error: Not enough extensions installed
Constant Reminders At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
Erroneous Alert ⚠️ welcome datacomp
Carriage Return Line Feed The next station is Barbican. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
Erroneous Alert ⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted
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