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-->Used in the [[What If? chapters|''what if?'' index]], to mark the article number, date of release, and how late/early the article was. It also colors the cell blue. For the books and the YouTube videos, use {{template|book}} instead. The number is required, and the date is always needed if known. | -->Used in the [[What If? chapters|''what if?'' index]], to mark the article number, date of release, and how late/early the article was. It also colors the cell blue. For the books and the YouTube videos, use {{template|book}} instead. The number is required, and the date is always needed if known. | ||
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Revision as of 18:52, 31 January 2025
Used in the what if? index, to mark the article number, date of release, and how late/early the article was. It also colors the cell blue. For the books and the YouTube videos, use {{book}} instead. The number is required, and the date is always needed if known.
Usage
{{blog|ARTICLE-NUMBER|YYYY|MM|DD|LATE-OR-EARLY}}
Examples
{{blog|69|YYYY|MM|DD|1m 19d late}}
Produces:
data-sort-value="69" style="background-color:#cceeff;"|
69th blog article, on YYYY‑MM‑DD
(1m 19d late)
and
{{blog|69|YYYY|MM|DD}}
Produces:
data-sort-value="69" style="background-color:#cceeff;"|
69th blog article, on YYYY‑MM‑DD
and
{{blog|69}}
Produces:
data-sort-value="69" style="background-color:#cceeff;"|
69th blog article
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Relativistic Baseball | "What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?" | The ball would create plasma and reach home plate by about 70 nanoseconds. The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion, destroying everything about a mile from the field. A ruling of "hit by pitch" could be interpreted in this situation. |
8th blog article, on 2012‑07‑10 |
What If?, Chapter 2 |
5th video, on 2024‑02‑06: What if you threw a baseball at nearly light speed? |
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SAT Guessing | "What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple-choice question? How many perfect scores would there be?" | No one would get a perfect score. The odds of guessing correctly on every question would be less than the odds of every ex-living president at that time and the main cast of Firefly getting struck by lightning on the same day. |
69th blog article, on YYYY‑MM‑DD |
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Yoda | "How much Force power can Yoda output?" | Yoda can output about 19.2 kilowatts, or 25 horsepower. "Yoda power" would cost about $2/hour. |
420th blog article |
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A Mole of Moles | "What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place?" | As a mole is such a high number this would be tricky. They would condense into a pressurized sphere of meat that would freeze and occasionally explode from gases. |
4th blog article, on 2025‑07‑24 |
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Robot Apocalypse | "What if there was a robot apocalypse? How long would humanity last?" | Humanity would survive if the robots cared about keeping themselves alive as well. If not, then we would all die. |
56th blog article, on 2012‑07‑31 |
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Glass Half Empty | "What if a glass of water was, all of a sudden, literally half empty?" | If the vacuum were on the bottom half, it would explode, but if it were on the top half, the air rushes in and it becomes normal water. |
100th blog article, on 2012‑08‑07 |
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Test 'removed' article (#9876) | "What if an article was, for some reason, deleted?" | If the vacuum were on the bottom half, it would explode, but if it were on the top half, the air rushes in and it becomes normal water. |
9,876th blog article, on 2061‑07‑28 |
