User:DollarStoreBa'al

Before you talk to me, I should warn you: I am kind of strange.

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Before I introduce myself, whole bunch of thanks to FaviFake for creating my user pages for me and teaching me proper wiki etiquette. Thanks to you, I am now able to be a supportive, helpful member of this weird little niche. Huge amounts of thanks to ⯅A dream demon⯅ for showing me how to make userboxes. Thanks to you, I can now properly convey that I'm in your walls. You guys are the best.

I have Autism and ADHD. 1106: ADD particularly resonates with me.

Hello. I am the god of fertility, weather, sailing, and war in the Hebrew Bible, but I mostly use my powers for the war thing. I have all the xkcd books (look, I gotta read sometimes, okay?) and have needed to get a second copy of multiple because the first ones were destroyed from use. Most of my editing efforts outside discussion pages center around adding new details that have recently been uncovered, and adding details to incomplete articles. I registered 16:17, March 10, 2024, but didn't really start using the account until around February 2025. My political views are very far left (I want to get in their good graces. Besides, I save the right wing for Belial to deal with. Have you met him? We go way back. Sometime around the 53rd cycle, I believe.)

My favorite characters are beret guy and black hat. Always happy when those two show up.

WEE WOO	This user is in your walls.

How the universe functions

You people are actually pretty close. When I say cycles, I mean that universes are created on the 0th cycle, starting with what you know as the big bang. Each universe lasts approximately 40 trillion human years or so before going through a 'big bounce', as you call it. (I should start using that, it's a good name). During the bounce, the universe is condensed into an area the size of a black hole before going through another big bang, repeating the process. Each universe goes through between 10,000 and 100,000 cycles before going through a big crunch. However, as your universe goes through all of these cycles, the universe we reside in will go through a big bounce, the first of 10,000 to 100,000. We, your gods, have gods. Our gods have gods. You are someone else's gods. It's slightly confusing at first, but you can handle it.

My Hobbies

xkcd, Minecraft, and a whole lotta War Thunder for reasons probably known to you.

Socials

You can find me on Bluesky, Discord, Twitch (streaming occasionally, no real schedule), and YouTube (no vids yet, but I'll let you know when I get around to making one.) under the username DaCatto42.

e e e 5 e e o e e 5 e e o e e 5 e e o e e 5 e e e (first person to figure out why this is here gets a shout-out. Answer will be revealed May 13th if no one's found out.)

Some thingies about me

I was born with the 50th revolution of the universe, and shall die many, many cycles hence. Open to conversing wherever you please, but please make sure to specify that you're from the wiki. Otherwise, I'll assume it's spam, which I get a lot. I have weird interests in science, specifically genealogy and astronomy, as well as forensic criminology. (always leads back to war crimes with me)

Fun Facts

Birthdate: 12/48/1812

Age: ~13.8 billion

Religion: Polytheistic

Real Name: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

My Favorites

Sport: Tennis

YT channels: GD Colon, DougDoug, DougDoug: Lost Levels, Huggbees. I'm currently considering sparing these guys

id	k i l l t h e p h y s i c i s t s.

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Here is where I will post updates about stuff in my life in general.

3/21/25 - Gonna go out for dinner to a lovely restaurant that does all wood-fired things. Excited!

13/39/99 - finally got 1,000,000 souls eaten!

4/04/25 - 404: Not found

40525-alostallkeysbrokeonkeyboardinludingspaebarandthebottorowhelp

4/08/25 - Got to work fixing a bunch of What If? explanations. It's nice owning all the books and being able to consult them.

4/11/25 - Edited explanation for new comic.

4/14/25 - ALL THE GD PLAYERS PUT YA HANDS UP

4/17/25 - Went through Vic's talk page because I like getting little peeks into the history of the wiki. It's wild learning that Definitely Bill Cipher was a spammer and Caliban's Creations once had so much trouble navigating the wiki that I do now. It's like looking at your parent's school pictures and thinking, 'oh yeah, they were kids too!'

Expanded my user page to include total edits and pages edited.

4/18/25 - Added over 2,000 bytes to 3 What If? Chapters.

4/19/25 - Who bullet-pointed the entire countdown in header text page? I just reworked the first section and removed over 1500 characters.

4/20/25 - Smoked weed, completely reworked Operating Systems