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BB Gun -
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100,000 shooters distributed over 2 kilometers of track, each firing a few dozen rounds as the train comes near them.
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Short answer section 2-1 - "If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world?" -
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You'd make 200 million dollars a year, so no.
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Short answer section 2-2 - "I bike to class sometimes. It's annoying biking in the wintertime, because it's so cold. How fast would I have to bike for my skin to warm up the way a spacecraft heats up during reentry?" -
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You'd have to bike at 200 m/s, but you'd fry alive from overexerting your body.
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Short answer section 2-3 - "What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds?" -
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Aerodynamics aside, you'd have a bomb that comes back if you miss.
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Bouncy Balls -
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Around 3,000,000 balls. Death would occur and you would be charged with manslaughter or murder.

Revision as of 19:27, 28 August 2025

Ambox notice.png REMEMBER: ALWAYS PUT ON THE MOTIVATIONAL PLAYLIST BEFORE WORKING

BB Gun -

100,000 shooters distributed over 2 kilometers of track, each firing a few dozen rounds as the train comes near them.


Short answer section 2-1 - "If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world?" -

You'd make 200 million dollars a year, so no.


Short answer section 2-2 - "I bike to class sometimes. It's annoying biking in the wintertime, because it's so cold. How fast would I have to bike for my skin to warm up the way a spacecraft heats up during reentry?" -

You'd have to bike at 200 m/s, but you'd fry alive from overexerting your body.


Short answer section 2-3 - "What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds?" -

Aerodynamics aside, you'd have a bomb that comes back if you miss.


Bouncy Balls -

Around 3,000,000 balls. Death would occur and you would be charged with manslaughter or murder.