User:Certified nqh

Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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If you're here because you saw my egregious amount of edits, then I'm sorry to tell you that they've almost ALL been on this page or my style sheet. Anyway, talk about it in my talk page for data collection.

P.S. If you're seeing this, then you don't have my style sheet.

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"I am not an artist" - Me

Me

NQH stands for NotQuiteHadouken, which is what I changed it to after I got tired of people making jokes about my last username. NotQuiteHadouken is a Joel reference.

nqh pfp.jpg is my pfp in most places

nqh sit name.png is my pfp on github specifically

My playlist is at least 180 songs.

I don't like country songs and I don't like TV.

My favorite...

  • Browser is firefox.
  • Thing from McDonalds is the McDouble.
  • Thing from taco bell is Tacos Locos without sour cream.
  • Thing from subway is footlong white bread toasted with turkey, bacon, provolone, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickle.
  • Soda is A&W cream soda.
  • Mode of transportation is walking, second is cycling. This will change.

The practical thing I am best at is coding. The impractical thing I am best at is sleeping.

I am 5'9", I think.

My brain

Languages I know are English (native) and Spanish (pretty good).

Languages I have tried to learn at some point are Russian, German, and Japanese.

As far as I can remember, my IQ is 152 in the US system and 142 in the EU system.

Scripts I can read are Latin, Cyrillic, Hindu-Arabic numerals, katakana, hiragana, and some kanji.

My code

I can code in C, C#, C++, lua, luau, python, brainfuck, and mindustry processor.

I mostly use C# along with YAML and FTL, though.

I do use luau at points (in life you have roblox).

Anything related to scripting is done on Windows 10 because I am a purist asshole.

My HTML magic happens on chromebook between the hours of 9 pm and 1 am.

I'm busy learning HTML, CSS, and JS. I'm best at CSS.

XKCD

I have no idea how I found out about xkcd.

I can guarantee I've read about 75% of all comics.

This site

I found out about explainxkcd because I googled something, this site popped up, and I wanted to look at it.

This is my style sheet on this. (Note: Janky ahh hell, use at your own risk)

This is the dark mode I came up with.

I've made 1,216 changes to 144 pages and have a score of 209.

Zodiacs

Zodiac signs are dumb. I was originally going to compile a list of "claims" made about each to prove it, but I don't need one.

You look up "(Your sign) characteristics" and suddenly, you're having a huge list of positive adjectives thrown at you. Now, you want to believe in this thing because it says you are outgoing or bold or loyal or whatever since everyone's afraid of incurring the wrath of 7.5 million star spangled idiots, and suddenly you're stuck believing that some balls of gas control what people are like because they're apparently saying nice things about you.

The only, ONLY thing I can possibly think of to affect what someone is like based on when they're born is their parents. When your mama and papa decide to get it on is indicative of their personalities, which is indicative of how they'll raise you. This is the only evidence.

The stars do not decide everyone born on Christmas is going to be sensitive.

I'll consider it if you can figure out what I am from this page with 100% certainty.

If you want something that actually works in some capacity, use the god forsaken homestuck quiz.

People who are pretty cool

someone, i guess, theusaf

John Conway, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein

Matt Parker, Steve Mould, Mark Rober, Sebastian Lague, CodeParade

Mark Z. Danielewski, Suzanne Collins

And you, for deciding to read my user page. :).

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