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Transcript

Knit Cap:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
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Refresh Branch[edit]

Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... (Permalink)

:[Hairy walks in] Hairy:

So you're still refusing to use Facebook?[edit]

(Permalink)

[A green dinosaur appears]

Dinosaur:

I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.[edit]

(Permalink)

[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]

Dinosaur:

Or should I MySpace this?[edit]

(Permalink)

Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?[edit]

(Permalink)

Wait a second. I don't have a phone![edit]

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I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.[edit]

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I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man![edit]

(Permalink)

[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]

Dinosaur:

Go analog, dog[edit]

(Permalink)

Memes are becoming memes themselves[edit]

(Permalink)

And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants[edit]

(Permalink)

They make me so hungry.[edit]

(Permalink)

That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page![edit]

(Permalink)

[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]

Dinosaur:

Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town![edit]

(Permalink)

It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward![edit]

(Permalink)

Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad![edit]

(Permalink)

Now let's take this crossover to the next level![edit]

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I am Facebooksaurus![edit]

(Permalink)

[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]

Dinosaur:

I will swallow your personal data![edit]

(Permalink)

...of genus Socialnetworkus.[edit]

(Permalink)

I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity![edit]

(Permalink)

And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.[edit]

(Permalink)

Wanna build a snowman?[edit]

(Permalink)

Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?[edit]

(Permalink)

Did you get my e-mail yet?[edit]

This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01.

(Permalink)

[They leave]

Knit Cap:

Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch[edit]

(Permalink)

[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]

Hairy:

Has this hole always been here?[edit]

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy:

I think I see lizard people

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)

Because I'm not sure it's entirely safe.

(Permalink)

[They walk on]

Knit Cap:

Nothing ever is

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.)

Russia is invading countries. North Korea is testing nukes… And you're worried about a small hole?

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[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)

Suggest a Line…

I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…[edit]

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)

Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?[edit]

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[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] Knit Cap:

Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

Did you know the little prince lives just over there?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

You don't get out a lot do you?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

You've never been to Thailand, have you?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

There's a small crack in the pavement[edit]

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[Knit Cap thinks]

Knit Cap:

Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour?

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap:

Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

How did you not notice until we were up on the roof?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

You were supposed to do a double rebound off the small crack!

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

I picked this route because of the cracks in the pavement.

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

Suggest a line…

The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?[edit]

(Permalink)

[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap:

I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

Either way we're getting on a watch-list.[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy:

I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time.

(Permalink) - only Feeling that you've been on one for some time. can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.

[Knit Cap thinks]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

Glad I brought the good GPS. …And a taser.

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)

Everyone knows that stuff is fake. Snopes proved it.

(Permalink)

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)

I'm already on six. Two more and I get cake and a swat team sent to my house

(Permalink) - only Cake and a swat team sent to my house can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)

So are we really doing this?[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy:

I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills?

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

Yes. There are cats in that geocache. Damnit.

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

Sure. We spent almost all the bitcoins we got on kickstarter for this. It better work

(Permalink) - only Kickstarter for this. It better work can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "theft"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

How else can we say that we pentagulated the location of something?

(Permalink) ]) - only Pentagulated the location of something? can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.

[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?[edit]

(Permalink)

[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap:

See? It’s right there![edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy:

You’ve been hanging out with the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?

(Permalink) - only the man in the black hat again, haven’t you? can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.

[They walk on both speaking]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.)

Guess Google Maps hasn’t updated.

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Huh. My cellphone should have buzzed.

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

…Really? Just 'K' ? That seems like a lot of effort.

(Permalink)

[They walk under a tree]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

So I guess we’re married now?[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Maybe my font size was too big.[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

It took a lot of gasoline[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy:

I’m both impressed and terrified.

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)

You realize my email was about the environment

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line... (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

When did you do this? You’ve been inside last week.

(Permalink) - only This? You’ve been inside last week. can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line...

Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)

How many cars did you empty of fuel?

(Permalink)

[They walk under a tree]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.[edit]

(Permalink)

[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]

Hairy:

It’s that hell’s light?[edit]

(Permalink)

[The two characters walks on]

Knit Cap:

Why else would there be a gaping hole in the ground?

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)

Nope. Just Carl Gustav Horn talking about evangelion till his audience spontaneously combsted.

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Ethylene dichloride"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)

I hope not. Disco parties would be the last temptation Satan needs to use to win.

(Permalink)

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap:

I thought Gmail was around the corner.

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

How long are you willing to keep walking for?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

How long until the internet’s working again?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

If nothing else this proves the time dilation effects don’t matter

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Nah, just the google internships ghetto.

(Permalink)

[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground ]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

I wonder what’s down there[edit]

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy:

Remember that chain email about the hole to hell in Russia?

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)

Hey, you, what is down there?

(Permalink)

[The two characters walks on]

Knit Cap:

Satan doesn’t like to be called "you". He prefers "you bastard" or "you devil".

(Permalink)

[They walk under a tree]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Ever heard the phrase curiosity killed the cat?

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Would you be more or less afraid is someone had responded?

(Permalink)

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)

No wonder Gmail is down, someone cut their fiber!

(Permalink)

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)

Want to take a look?

(Permalink)

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap:

I bet it’s just an outlet from the city of Ember

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

When they talk about the singularity, I dion’t think they mean google servers undergoing gravitational collapse!

(Permalink )

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Jules Vernes probably already discovered all the interesting stiff anyway

(Permalink )

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

That sounds dangerous, but I’m feeling sort of risk-takey right now.

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

I think I can see my house from here

(Permalink)

[They walk on]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?[edit]

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap:

You didn’t feed him this week?!

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Google was inside us all along

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Where’s his wife???

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Suggest a line…

How long do you think he’ll keep digging?[edit]

(Permalink)

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap:

With a name like Doug, it’s impossible to say

(Permalink)

Hairy:

"Doug" is not impossible to say I just did

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Anguish"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Pre-nominative destination is a cruel thing.

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)

Double impossible if he owns a Buick.

(Permalink)

[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Suggest a line…

Sometimes no answer is the answer

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

He’ll keep digging as long as I keep dropping sandwiches on him

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

Do you think he’s lonely?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)

You know. Your car's on fire.[edit]

(Permalink)

Stupid Tiles Branch[edit]

These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (Permalink)

[Hairy visits Knit Cap.]
Hairy:

There's something weird out on the lawn.[edit]

(Permalink)

[They leave]

Knit Cap:

This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.[edit]

This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30.

(Permalink)

[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]

Hairy:

OK, two weird things.[edit]

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy:

Who tiled the moat?

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy:

Seems costly

(Permalink)

[They walk on both speaking]

Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).

And aren't those all primes?

(Permalink)

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)

Was it that guy with a hat again?

(Permalink)

[They walk on both speaking]

Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).

And how can you float in the air like this?

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)

Maybe three.

(Permalink)

[They walk under a tree]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.)

I think I see cats down there

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.)

On an unrelated note: Don't look down the hole.

(Permalink)

[They walk on both speaking]

Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).

I can see a creeper down there[edit]

(Permalink)

[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap:

These videogames are really encroaching on my life.

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Damn Griefers

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

So this is what the outside world is like.

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Good source of gunpowder

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Is this 1-1 from Mario?[edit]

(Permalink)

[They walk under a tree]

Hairy:

Why does that tree looks fake?

(Permalink)

[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!

It's not very effective ...

[One more picture but this time the Pokémon speaks]

Pikachu: Um...

Narrator: ...

[Hairy and Knit Cap stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]:

Pikachu:

Do you come here often?

(Permalink)

[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:

Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

I wish I was president of France

(Permalink)

[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:

Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?

(Permalink) - only Moment to hear about our lord and savior? can be seen in the image.

[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:

Pikachu:

He shall vanquish us all from this slavery!

(Permalink)

[Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]

Knit Cap:

I thought Peta was going to liberate the Pokémon?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

I just don't feel like I believe in the Helix fossil anymore

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Do you really think we're all slaves?

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

God either does not exist, or he's got a lot of explaining to do.

(Permalink)

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Your GO or your HP!

(Permalink)

[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:

Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Actually, it's the final castle. Grab your Fire Flower!

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy:

OK sorry bad joke

(Permalink)

[They walk on]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

This is what I spent my childhood preparing for!

(Permalink) - only Spent my childhood preparing for! can be seen in the image.

[Same image again]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Are you coming onto me?

(Permalink)

[They walk on both speaking]

Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.)

Or at least I think it's the final one. Seriously, if Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.

(Permalink) - only Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed. can be seen in the image.

[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] Hairy:

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

It's over this way.

(Permalink)

[They walk on]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

I've never been this far before!

(Permalink)

[They walk on both speaking]

Hairy:

Are you going insane again?

(Permalink)

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

We should order pizza after this.

(Permalink)

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

You haven't said anything in a while...

(Permalink)

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Going?

(Permalink)

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Where'd the bridge go?[edit]

(Permalink)

[They walk under a tree]

Hairy:

Did you lose your hover boots again?

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy:

Guess we're walking

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)

Suggest a line…

Didn't we chop this tree down to make the bridge?

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Hairy:

Or perhaps that was an alternate reality?

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap thinks]

Knit Cap:

No...

(Permalink)

[They walk on both speaking]

Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).

I think I'm stuck in the matrix again.

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!

It's not very effective …

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Suggest a line…

Where are you taking me?

(Permalink)

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)

Or maybe we have, and I'm remembering something that happened in the future?

(Permalink) - only Something that happened in the future? can be seen in the image.

[They walk on]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Suggest a line…

I just figured out how to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!

(Permalink) - only How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks! can be seen in the image.

[They walk on]

Knit Cap:

Did you notice the top of that last thing you said got kind of cut off?

(Permalink)

[Same image again]

Knit Cap:

You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap thinks]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Suggest a line…

Is that tree following us?

(Permalink)

[They walk on]

Knit Cap:

Hey, slow down!

(Permalink)

[They walk on both speaking]

Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).

Its OK. I've got a blowtorch if it gets any ideas

([link Permalink])

[The two characters start arguing]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)

No, it's just caught in your magnetic field.

(Permalink)

[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Ink cloud"!

It's not very effective ...

[One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

Magikarp! I choose you!

(Permalink)

[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

It's not very effective ...

Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!

It's not very effective ...

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Trainer throws a pokeball!

(Permalink)

[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

It's not very effective ...

Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"!

It's not very effective ...

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

Suggest a line…

I think we picked it up at the last river.

(Permalink)

[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]

Narrator:

A wild Pikachu appeared!

Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!

It's not very effective ...

Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

I have a lawn?[edit]

[Knit Cap and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]
Hairy:

Hmmm, did you order a moat?

Knit Cap:

It helps keep bobcats out.

Of course. All cool kids have moats in their yards.

I don't have the best relationship with my mailman.

Yep. Delivered in two days, courtesy of Amazon Prime.

I don't remember this being here.

Knit Cap:

It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality.

Knit Cap:

I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality.

What about black holes? Those don't count?

We must go deeper.

I wanted to jump over the massive sinkhole, but nooo, someone just had to find out what was down there.

Oh, I had the moving company install it last week.

We poop in it.

Finally got you out of the damn house.

Narrator: A wild Pikachu appeared!
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu: Well then.
Pikachu: I might have left surprises in that direction.

Look how deep it goes!

Hairy:

I wonder if we can get someone to fall in?

I'm going in. You can come if you want to. I think I see stars down there.

That was a missing opportunity.

I should come outside more often.

It looks like I can see Moria from here.

Knit Cap:

You see Moria from everywhere, Dave.

Narrator: A wild Pikachu appeared!
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator:

Google Maps didn't warn me of this.

Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Where's Twitch when I need help?
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...

Enemy Pikachu used "The Discrete Metric"!

Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu:

Now I only have Struggle left. Tie?

Pikachu: No fair!

We are the knights who say Ni!

What is even going on here?

Gathered the ink!

Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...

Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog?

Knit Cap:

One does not simple "give" a balrog.

What? You weren't using it!

Gift-wrapping's the hardest part.

Moria is an anagram of Mario!

[Knit Cap and Hairy pass by a tree.]
Hairy: Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.

I hope it's not a bobcat this time.[edit]

[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]
Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...
[Knit Cap wakes up.]
Knit Cap: Gasp [Goes to his desk.]
Knit Cap: Yawn [Sits at his desk.]
Knit Cap:

Might as well clear more tiles.

[Hairy visits Knit Cap again.]
Hairy:

Um, there's a hole in your lawn...

Knit Cap:

If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving.

Damn bobcats.

Hairy:

Well it was here...

I don't think it was bobcats this time. Unless they have backshoes...

I just had a dream about that.

[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]
Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...
[Knit Cap wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]
Knit Cap:

It looks like is [sic] fell from space.

[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]
Crash!
[Knit Cap runs away.]

I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you.

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]
Knit Cap: Hm. I was expecting a shark.
[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]

I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat.

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]
Knit Cap: There's a mesage written on it.
[Knit Cap throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]
Crash!
[Knit Cap runs away.]

There's someone at the door looking for you.

I made an apple pie.

If you want to do that, I'm rebuilding my bathroom this afternoon.

Definitely not going outside today.

Thank God it wasn't a bobcat.

Hairy:

You just got a package. It's by the door.

Why is there a bobcat on your lawn?

There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn.

Knit Cap:

This seems familiar.

[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]
Knit Cap: I hope it's not a velociraptor.

Hold up. I need to get my wingsuit first.

I hope it's not a giant hole.

[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]
Hairy: How disappointed are you?
Knit Cap:

I was expecting a bobcat.

Oh? That's the other tree.

Eh, not that much.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard?

[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]
Knit Cap: I swear if it's a bobcat.
Knit Cap:

Why did you bring me here?

This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that?

[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.]

Hmmm... I should buy a shovel.

[Knit Cap looks at his screen wondering.]
Knit Cap:

Wow! Shovels sure are expensive!

Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks?

[Knit Cap is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap tries something at Hairy's laptop.]

How can there be 36 types of shovel??!

These prices are insane! I wonder if you can rent a shovel...

If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...[edit]

[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]
Knit Cap:

Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking.

No, now they're just wearing wigs ironically.

Things may have gotten out of control a little.

At least it improved their haircuts.

There's a dinosaur at the door.[edit]

(Permalink)

[A green dinosaur appears]

Dinosaur:

Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?[edit]

(Permalink)

[Zooming in on the dinosaurs head]

Dinosaur:

Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you![edit]

This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.

(Permalink)

[The dinosaur is going to step on their house]

Dinosaur:

I think you just entered a dead zone.

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]

Knit Cap: Augh

[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]

Knit Cap: Gasp

[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]

Knit Cap:

Up up down down left right left right B A

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

If I forgot you, will it come back to me?

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Hmmm. Bendy.

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Suggest a line…

Kids these days.

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]

Knit Cap: Augh

[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]

Knit Cap: Gasp

[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]

Knit Cap: Yawn

[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]

Knit Cap:

A little gaming should calm me down.

(Permalink)

[Hairy walks in]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

These stupid lines...

(Permalink)

[Knit Caps types on the PC]

Knit Cap: ??

[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Suggest a line...

So Rude

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]

Knit Cap: Augh

[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]

Knit Cap: Gasp

[Knit Cap sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]

Knit Cap:

Bommerangs… I know how the dinosaurs went extinct.

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic boomerang and said...

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]

Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow

[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

We meet again

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]

Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow

[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

My entire life has prepared me for this moment.

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Die you monster.

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]

Knit Cap: Augh

[Hairy wakes up from her nightmare in his bed]

Hairy: Gasp

[ Hairy sits in bed]

Hairy (singing): I woke up like this

[the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap at the laptop]

Hairy: Yawn

You should really set your phone to vibrate.

(Permalink)

[Hairy now stands in front of her]:

Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

I have to stop hanging out with pintsize

(Permalink)

[The dinosaur appears again]:

Dinosaur: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

If dinosaurs think I’m a monster... I really should go to therapy.

(Permalink)

[The dinosaur appears again]:

Dinosaur: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Had the T-Rex dream again. Add “mobile phones” to the list of things he hates.

(Permalink)

[The dinosaur appears again]:

Dinosaur: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Also, have you heard about Tumblr?[edit]

Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.[edit]

This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.

(Permalink)

[The dinosaur is going to step on their house]

Dinosaur:

Consider this cabin: The residents take its permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.

(Permalink) – only Permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme. can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.

[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]

Knit Cap: Augh

[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]

Knit Cap: Gasp

[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]

Knit Cap:

I must contemplate this boomerang really hard.

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]

Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow

[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Suggest a line…

One might imagine the computer screen as an escape from the perils of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!

(Permalink) – only Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all! can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.

[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]

Knit Cap: Augh

[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]

Knit Cap: Gasp

[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]

Knit Cap: Yawn

[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Take this house, a mere fraction of existence, crushed beneath me

(Permalink)

[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]

Knit Cap: Augh

[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]

Knit Cap: Gasp

[Knit Cap sits in bed]

Knit Cap (singing): I woke up like this

[Knit Cap is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

Like this house modern language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.

(Permalink) – only Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole. can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.

[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]

Knit Cap: Augh

[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]

Knit Cap: Gasp

[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)

It's not like you're using them.[edit]

(Permalink)

I need a hand![edit]

(Permalink)

Did you think he was joking?[edit]

(Permalink)

Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.[edit]

(Permalink)

I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.[edit]

(Permalink)

[They leave]

Knit Cap:

[They leave]

Knit Cap:

І follow, only because І believe you[edit]

(Permalink)

І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.[edit]

(Permalink)

These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.[edit]

(Permalink)

we better catch the damn thing[edit]

(Permalink)

Political Thing Branch[edit]

Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. (Permalink)

Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1:

In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."

...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison?

Politician 2:

Tie a predatory bird to the car with a somewhat shorter rope so that it will scare off the rest of the birds without being able to reach them.

Training. That's why I support the "Airlift Act", which would put more resources into the hands of bird educators everywhere.

Politician 1:

But is "Airlift" an acronym?

Hairy:

There are birds outside tied to a car.

Knit Cap:

Cool, let's see who we should vote for.

I know who I'm voting for.

How many birds? (permalink)

Hairy:

I call her "Serenity."

So when you said birds...

Knit Cap:

Wait. The birds are inside!?

White Hat: Want to forget your dreams? There's a pill for that!

Someone inside the rocket: I needed to escape from politics anyway.

Voice inside the rocket: "…And let’s go live to the debate". (permalink)

                                                                       Other spacecraft: We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?

All terms are relative.

Liquefied bird fuel is the way to the future.

Well, by “birds” and “car” I really meant a rocket. There’s totally a rocket in your lawn, man.

The owls in our barn are forming a union.

Or course: Avian Implemented Reuseable Lifter and Ingenuous Flight Technology!

But you must agree that a bitd in the hand is worth more than three educators in the bush.

Incredible!

Wait... Is that like people who educate birds, or birds that teach?

By opening and closing an umbrella near them.

One word: Fiscal hawks.

And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all!

I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!

Yeah? well І agreed wholeheartedly with yours, first! You can't copy mine!

BSD Branch[edit]

Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. (Permalink)

[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]
Knit Cap: ??
Knit Cap:

Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...[edit]

[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]
Hairy:

The USB cable appears to be mono-directional.

Kernel mites?

I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help

[Hairy and Knit Cap are handling their computers more aggressively.]
Knit Cap: ARGH!

                          [They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]
Hairy: [holding up a finger] Um.
[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]
Hairy:

Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food?

Let's try OpenBSD next time...

[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]
Hairy:

Okay then.

Let's go exploring!

I love Windows.

Guess not.

If you'd done the other one, maybe the popcorn would have popped.

Let's see if rubbing some bacon on it will work.

Let's try Linux next time...

Yep. It's haunted.

Wait. What's on this other partition?[edit]

[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]
Hairy:

Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password.

[Knit Cap and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]
Hairy:

It worked fine for the shark

We're definitely getting closer though

That didn't work!

It would have worked for Solaris.

Look, it made perfect sense at the time.

Still simpler than it used to be, I guess.

What's a segfault?

I think the cameras need to face each other.

I'm not sure spaghetti works as a USB cable...

Why is Python importing Skynet?[edit]

(Permalink)

Knit Cap: ???

[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.]

Hairy: ???

[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]

Hairy:

It’s definitely the dust[edit]

We’re doomed[edit]

Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.[edit]

Your computer is literally haunted[edit]

This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20.

(Permalink)

[Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.]

Knit Cap:

I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy:

Should have said it faster (permalink)

[One shark appear]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Restart the computer (permalink)

[Three sharks appears]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Don’t say that. (permalink)

[The same image appears again]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Suggest a line…

Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy:

I told you, the password is never “swordfish.” (permalink)

[One shark appear]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger (permalink) - only coppersmith installed a key-logger can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.

[The same image appears again]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Password may have been a desperate last guess (permalink)

[The same image appears again]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Suggest a line…

OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type[edit]

(Permalink)

Hairy:

To be fair most computers can’t actually do that (permalink)

[One shark appear]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble (permalink) - only matter how slim is always worth the gamble can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.

[The same image appears again]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Still though, you gotta admit it did what is was asked (permalink)

[The same image appears again]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

I won’t say “I told you so… But” (permalink)

[Three sharks appears]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Which version of BSD where you using?[edit]

(Permalink) Hairy:

The first one? (permalink)

[The same image appears again]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. (permalink)

[One shark appear]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. (permalink - only should have actually read the details can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.)

[Three sharks appears]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

The 1997 special release on standard definition (permalink - only Release on standard definition can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.)

[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.]

Knit Cap:

I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off (permalink - This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)

[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette]

Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)

Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! (permalink - only the bottom of Why are you can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)

[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it]

Hairy: Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.)

Suggest a line…

My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?[edit]

Facebook Branch[edit]

Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. (Permalink)

Hairy:

Google's at the door. They want to buy your... Well I'd rather you heard it from them.

Come check out my neighbour's ball pit. It's full of balls.

Oh, didn't I tell you? I got their database password years ago

Do you think they'll care that the coffee machine doesn't work?

Gravity Branch[edit]

Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - Permalink)

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-__NOTOC__
+{{notice|We still have many storylines missing. Feel free to add more if you find them!}}
-==Intro==
-*This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]]
-*'''A permalink is needed''' (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript. Else anyone could invent text. Because not all the storylines that was available to begin with will be available today. And without the link no one can prove the transcript here wrong.
-**Note that even from a permalink - if you click back you may not even get the possibility you came from, if there are more than four choices - like in the first panel, but for instance also in the second panel of the refresh choice.
-**Similar the choices you have when you choose a permalink, will not come in the same order, and if there are more than four, you will again not be certain to have the choice you wish for - to be certain to have all choices, you need to save permalinks on all steps of a story tree.
-*If you complete a part of the transcript then please add a note and a date on which this occurred. Like this:
-**This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from  the ''Your computer is literally haunted'' branch of the BSD story on ''Why is Python importing Skynet?''
-{{notice|More panels/text have been appearing on the comic constantly since its debut (although it seems to have slowed down or stopped already after Easter 2014), so expanding this transcript is expected to be a constant work in progress.<br>We still have many storylines missing. Feel free to add more if you find them!}}
+This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]]. There's a {{w|tree structure}} at the bottom of the page to easily understand the structure of the entire transcript ([[#skip-to-bottom-anchor|Jump to bottom]]). Expand below if you want to contribute building the transcript.<div id="skip-to-bottom-anchor" style="position: absolute; bottom: 0;></div>
+<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
-==Syntax==
+'''A permalink is needed''' (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript because not all the storylines that were available originally are available today and without the link no one can check if the transcript here is wrong. Note that even from a permalink - if you click back, you may not even get the possibility you came from, if there are more than four choices - like in the first panel, but for instance also in the second panel of the refresh choice. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order, and if there are more than four, you will again not be certain to have the choice you wish for - to be certain to have all choices, you need to save permalinks on all steps of a story tree. If you complete a part of the transcript, then please add a note and a date on which this occurred like this: "This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from the ''Your computer is literally haunted'' branch of the BSD story on ''Why is Python importing Skynet?'')".
-*It is quite difficult to build the transcript in the form below.
-*There is so many levels that you quickly lose control if you are not careful.
-**To increase the ease of editing, make new levels with === up to six ======
-**Then each of these levels can be edited individually - dividing down to the fourth level.
-Expand below to see a guide to building the transcript.
+Typically, there will be four options. Then the version below can be inserted. After the last line of text, followed by a '''Permalink''' continue like this:
-*Typically there will be four options. Then the version below can be inserted.
-*After the last line of text, followed by a '''Permalink''' continue like this:
-<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
-<source>
-(Last Permalink)
+<source>(Last Permalink)
-:[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap Girl thinks]
+:[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap thinks]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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 <br>
-==Transcript==
+<div style="color: #000000; background: none; overflow: hidden; page-break-after: avoid; font-size: 1.5em; font-size: 1.5em; font-family: 'Linux Libertine',Georgia,Times,serif; margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 0.25em; line-height: 1.3; padding: 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #AAAAAA>Transcript</div>
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink]) or ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink])
+'''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink])
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 ===Refresh Branch===
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 ====So you're still refusing to use Facebook?====
                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+:[A green dinosaur appears]
+'''Dinosaur''':
+                 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+=====I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.=====
+                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:49aad068-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
+'''Dinosaur''':
+                       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======Or should I MySpace this?======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3b4e57de-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:15cd0206-ba07-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======Wait a second. I don't have a phone!======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f0681688-b9f5-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba92df54-b9da-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                       </div>
+                     </div>
+                   </div>
+                   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+=====I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!=====
+                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d167904-b9cb-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
+'''Dinosaur''':
+                       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======Go analog, dog======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:0ef55296-b9e2-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======Memes are becoming memes themselves======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:039574c2-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b51e0bdc-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======They make me so hungry.======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba0e52f4-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                       </div>
+                     </div>
+                   </div>
+                   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+=====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!=====
+                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:413e685c-b9e0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
+'''Dinosaur''':
+                       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c9012e2-b9f5-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:43a4705e-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3eda98ec-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======Now let's take this crossover to the next level!======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a18985fa-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                       </div>
+                     </div>
+                   </div>
+                   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+=====I am Facebooksaurus!=====
+                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8fb1a84-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
+'''Dinosaur''':
+                       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======I will swallow your personal data!======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fe72267a-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======...of genus ''Socialnetworkus''.======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f70fae72-b9f2-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75cba2a0-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
+======And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.======
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4b97d44c-ba11-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           </div>
+                         </div>
+                       </div>
+                     </div>
+                   </div>
+                 </div>
                 </div>
              </div>
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====Wanna build a snowman?====
                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
@@ Line 80: / Line 187: @@
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3232ad64-b9bd-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They leave]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
@@ Line 97: / Line 204: @@
   <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14b50e-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
                           </div>
                           </div>
@@ Line 103: / Line 210: @@
                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:082fd1ee-b9ff-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
                           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nothing ever is
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d23789c4-ba26-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
-'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.)
+'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.)
                                 </div>
                               </div>
@@ Line 114: / Line 221: @@
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:538c61ce-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
                                 </div>
                               </div>
@@ Line 136: / Line 243: @@
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
                         </div>
                       </div>
@@ Line 143: / Line 250: @@
 ======Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?======
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap Girl''':
+:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''':
                            <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down
@@ Line 172: / Line 279: @@
 ======There's a small crack in the pavement======
                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl thinks]
+:[Knit Cap thinks]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
                         <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour?
                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
                              <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass?
@@ Line 218: / Line 325: @@
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ef8666b8-b9d5-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
-:[Knit Cap Girl thinks]
+:[Knit Cap thinks]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 241: / Line 348: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 247: / Line 354: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab45bc50-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm already on six. Two more and I get cake and a swat team sent to my house
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
 </div>
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cfed42f6-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 277: / Line 384: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yes. There are cats in that geocache. Damnit.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cffac188-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 286: / Line 393: @@
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sure. We spent almost all the bitcoins we got on kickstarter for this. It better work
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 296: / Line 403: @@
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How else can we say that we pentagulated the location of something?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 :[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
@@ Line 319: / Line 426: @@
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
         <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
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 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You’ve been hanging out with the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d500e40-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d500e40-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 :[They walk on both speaking]
-'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess Google Maps hasn’t updated.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c8ba71c-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Huh. My cellphone should have buzzed.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d2f2734-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 382: / Line 489: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2efaab9e-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You realize my email was about the environment
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f0612e0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl] '''Narrator''':
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
 :Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
@@ Line 395: / Line 502: @@
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">When did you do this? You’ve been inside last week.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f1e2826-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''This? You’ve been inside last week.'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f1e2826-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''This? You’ve been inside last week.'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-:'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line...
+:'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line...
-:'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
+:'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 423: / Line 530: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f542036c-b9d7-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters walks on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why else would there be a gaping hole in the ground?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:643da0ac-ba3f-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nope. Just Carl Gustav Horn talking about evangelion till his audience spontaneously combsted.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14dd54-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 444: / Line 551: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f84bdea6-b9ec-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Gmail was around the corner.
@@ Line 488: / Line 595: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0c3e5c5e-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 494: / Line 601: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91183e-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters walks on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Satan doesn’t like to be called "you".  He prefers "you bastard" or "you devil".
@@ Line 505: / Line 612: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8152f52-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 511: / Line 618: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f80549ac-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 517: / Line 624: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f87d55a0-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 526: / Line 633: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b8cb58de-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I bet it’s just an outlet from the city of Ember
@@ Line 554: / Line 661: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:662ca9c2-ba2a-11e3-802d-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 565: / Line 672: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4830f04e-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You didn’t feed him this week?!
@@ Line 594: / Line 701: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1ccf1ff8-b9e4-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">With a name like Doug, it’s impossible to say
@@ Line 602: / Line 709: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">"Doug" is not impossible to say I just did
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b539f64-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 613: / Line 720: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b1b0d70-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 668: / Line 775: @@
 These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game.
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:79f036ac-b9a0-11e3-9003-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
-       <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br>'''Hairy''':
+       <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap.]<br>'''Hairy''':
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              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
@@ Line 675: / Line 782: @@
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They leave]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
@@ Line 700: / Line 807: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e964d2-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
-'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
+'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 707: / Line 814: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e5d178-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-28.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 714: / Line 821: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4c33f8ec-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
-'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
+'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 721: / Line 828: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a23d76b4-baaf-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-28.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)
 </div>
@@ Line 745: / Line 852: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae1cd13a-ba93-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
-'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
+'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
 </div>
                                         </div>
@@ Line 757: / Line 864: @@
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 796: / Line 903: @@
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why does that tree looks fake?
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 804: / Line 911: @@
 :'''Pikachu''': Um...
 :'''Narrator''': ...
-:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]:
+:[Hairy and Knit Cap stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]:
 '''Pikachu''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 810: / Line 917: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you come here often?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb4ca4ec-baae-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks past the Pokémon]:
+:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
@@ Line 817: / Line 924: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wish I was president of France
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks past the Pokémon]:
+:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
@@ Line 824: / Line 931: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:708aacc2-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Moment to hear about our lord and savior?'' can be seen in the image.
-:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks past the Pokémon]:
+:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 830: / Line 937: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He shall vanquish us all from this slavery!
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c65d5358-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
+:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
-'''Knit Cap Girl:'''
+'''Knit Cap:'''
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 873: / Line 980: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Your GO or your HP!
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:524e5c08-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks past the Pokémon]:
+:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
@@ Line 893: / Line 1,000: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5813986-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 908: / Line 1,015: @@
 :[They walk on both speaking]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 930: / Line 1,037: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:03925256-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
@@ Line 943: / Line 1,050: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you going insane again?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c7bede60-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 949: / Line 1,056: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We should order pizza after this.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 955: / Line 1,062: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You haven't said anything in a while...
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3be982b0-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 961: / Line 1,068: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Going?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3d5058fa-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 993: / Line 1,100: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1d8f278-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,016: / Line 1,123: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or perhaps that was an alternate reality?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fa4a0bce-ba28-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl thinks]
+:[Knit Cap thinks]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 1,023: / Line 1,130: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8fdae59a-baed-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
-'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
+'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
 </div>
@@ Line 1,030: / Line 1,137: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I'm stuck in the matrix again.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75c18b38-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 1,051: / Line 1,158: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,058: / Line 1,165: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:742be338-baf9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Something that happened in the future?'' can be seen in the image.
 :[They walk on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,074: / Line 1,181: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5c3da74e-b9ef-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])  - only ''How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!'' can be seen in the image.
 :[They walk on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 1,080: / Line 1,187: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7e5493f0-ba4f-11e3-8037-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a0fb90c2-baf2-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl thinks]
+:[Knit Cap thinks]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,112: / Line 1,219: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:31935bf6-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 1,118: / Line 1,225: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5bb63f6e-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
-'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
+'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,125: / Line 1,232: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([link Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-30.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,131: / Line 1,238: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No, it's just caught in your magnetic field.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6f66aaba-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
 :Enemy Pikachu used "Ink cloud"!
 :It's not very effective ...
-:[One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 1,142: / Line 1,249: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Magikarp! I choose you!
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:99703da4-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :It's not very effective ...
@@ Line 1,153: / Line 1,260: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Trainer throws a pokeball!
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b16d8ddc-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :It's not very effective ...
@@ Line 1,174: / Line 1,281: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think we picked it up at the last river.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1896f34-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
+:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
 :A wild Pikachu appeared!
@@ Line 1,198: / Line 1,305: @@
 =====I have a lawn?=====
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''':
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm, did you order a moat?
-                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It helps keep bobcats out.
@@ Line 1,219: / Line 1,326: @@
                                </div>
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't remember this being here.
-                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality.
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                               <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality.
@@ Line 1,270: / Line 1,377: @@
                                </div>
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like I can see Moria from here.
-                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave.
@@ Line 1,303: / Line 1,410: @@
                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog?
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                               <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One does not simple "give" a balrog.
@@ Line 1,318: / Line 1,425: @@
                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Moria is an anagram of Mario!
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
                                            </div>
                                         </div>
@@ Line 1,329: / Line 1,436: @@
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.=====
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap Girl and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap Girl wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Might as well clear more tiles.
-                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl again.]<br>'''Hairy''':
+                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap again.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Um, there's a hole in your lawn...
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                               <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving.
@@ Line 1,353: / Line 1,460: @@
                                                  </div>
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just had a dream about that.
-                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl and Hairy''': Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap Girl wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]<br>'''Knit Cap and Hairy''': Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                                                        <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like is [sic] fell from space.
-                                                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
+                                                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.]
                                                              </div>
                                                           </div>
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you.
-                                                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': Hm. I was expecting a shark.<br>[Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]
+                                                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Hm. I was expecting a shark.<br>[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]
                                                              </div>
                                                           </div>
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat.
-                                                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
+                                                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>'''Knit Cap''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>[Knit Cap throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.]
                                                              </div>
                                                           </div>
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                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn.
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                               <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This seems familiar.
-                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': I hope it's not a velociraptor.
+                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I hope it's not a velociraptor.
                                                     </div>
                                                  </div>
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                                                  </div>
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole.
-                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': How disappointed are you?<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': How disappointed are you?<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                                                        <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I was expecting a bobcat.
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                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard?
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': I swear if it's a bobcat.<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I swear if it's a bobcat.<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                                               <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why did you bring me here?
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                                                  </div>
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that?
-                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap Girl jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.]
+                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.]
                                                     </div>
                                                  </div>
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                                </div>
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm... I should buy a shovel.
-                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl looks at his screen wondering.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap looks at his screen wondering.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wow! Shovels sure are expensive!
@@ Line 1,451: / Line 1,558: @@
                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks?
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap Girl tries something at Hairy's laptop.]
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap tries something at Hairy's laptop.]
                                            </div>
                                         </div>
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                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...=====
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking.
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think you just entered a dead zone.
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:74d46b02-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
+:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
+'''Knit Cap''': Augh
-:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
+:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
+'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue -  she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue -  she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Up up down down left right left right B A
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d90897d8-bb26-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If I forgot you, will it come back to me?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1cc9eff2-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm. Bendy.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:eecde4e2-baea-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,550: / Line 1,657: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ec01bafe-ba27-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
+:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
+'''Knit Cap''': Augh
-:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
+:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
+'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
+:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Yawn
+'''Knit Cap''': Yawn
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
+:[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 1,570: / Line 1,677: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These stupid lines...
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:360411c2-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap girls types on the PC]
+:[Knit Caps types on the PC]
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': ??
+'''Knit Cap''': ??
-:[Knit Cap Girl bends closer to the screen]
+:[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,590: / Line 1,697: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ed4ae7e6-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
+:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
+'''Knit Cap''': Augh
-:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
+:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
+'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Bommerangs… I know how the dinosaurs went extinct.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic boomerang and said...
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46bf9ea-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue –  she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
+:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue –  she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
 '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':Ow
+'''Knit Cap''':Ow
-:[Knit Cap Girl walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
+:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We meet again
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba1f565c-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
+:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
 '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':Ow
+'''Knit Cap''':Ow
-:[Knit Cap Girl walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
+:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">My entire life has prepared me for this moment.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9e61702-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,634: / Line 1,741: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
+:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
+'''Knit Cap''': Augh
 :[Hairy wakes up from her nightmare in his bed]
 '''Hairy''': Gasp
@@ Line 1,641: / Line 1,748: @@
 '''Hairy''' (singing): I woke up like this
-:[the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap Girl at the laptop]
+:[the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap at the laptop]
 '''Hairy''': Yawn
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 1,691: / Line 1,798: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Consider this cabin: The residents take its permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b3beabba-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
-:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
+:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
+'''Knit Cap''': Augh
-:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
+:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
+'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I must contemplate this boomerang really hard.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a3298c92-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
+:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
 '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':Ow
+'''Knit Cap''':Ow
-:[Knit Cap Girl walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand]
+:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,720: / Line 1,827: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:6a7bab5e-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
-:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
+:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
+'''Knit Cap''': Augh
-:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
+:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
+'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
+:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Yawn
+'''Knit Cap''': Yawn
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
+:[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,736: / Line 1,843: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5690ae82-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
+:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
+'''Knit Cap''': Augh
-:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
+:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
+'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed]
+:[Knit Cap sits in bed]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''' (singing): I woke up like this
+'''Knit Cap''' (singing): I woke up like this
-: [Knit Cap Girl is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
+: [Knit Cap is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,751: / Line 1,858: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:955bdda4-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
-:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
+:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
+'''Knit Cap''': Augh
-:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
+:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
+'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
-:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
+:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
 </div>
 </div>
@@ Line 1,788: / Line 1,895: @@
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.=====
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
@@ Line 1,802: / Line 1,909: @@
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They leave]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
@@ Line 1,838: / Line 1,945: @@
 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They leave]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
@@ Line 1,891: / Line 1,998: @@
                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There are birds outside tied to a car.
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                               <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for.
@@ Line 1,906: / Line 2,013: @@
                                                           </div>
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So when you said birds...
-                                                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+                                                             <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                                                 <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!?
@@ Line 1,969: / Line 2,076: @@
              </div>
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!
-                <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
+                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
+                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah? well І agreed wholeheartedly with yours, first! You can't copy mine!</div>
+                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
+               </div>
              </div>
           </div>
@@ Line 1,977: / Line 2,087: @@
 ===BSD Branch===
     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
-       <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+       <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''':
           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...====
-                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
+                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional.
@@ Line 1,990: / Line 2,100: @@
                       </div>
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': ARGH!
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ARGH!
-                            [They both stop. Knit Cap Girl walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap Girl's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap Girl (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''':
+                            [They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food?
@@ Line 1,997: / Line 2,107: @@
                                </div>
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time...
-                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''':
+                                  <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''':
                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Okay then.
@@ Line 2,034: / Line 2,144: @@
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====Wait. What's on this other partition?====
-                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap Girl is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
+                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password.
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''':
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark
@@ Line 2,075: / Line 2,185: @@
 ====Why is Python importing Skynet?====
                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': ???
+'''Knit Cap''': ???
 :[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.]
 '''Hairy''': ???
-:[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap Girl is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]
+:[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]
 '''Hairy''':
           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 2,097: / Line 2,207: @@
 :This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20.
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink])
-:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are suddenly floating in the ocean.]
+:[Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.]
-:'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+:'''Knit Cap''':
                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
@@ Line 2,108: / Line 2,218: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[One shark appear]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Restart the computer ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:536a1910-badd-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[Three sharks appears]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
 </div>
                                         </div>
@@ Line 2,119: / Line 2,229: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[The same image appears again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
 </div>
                                         </div>
@@ Line 2,135: / Line 2,245: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[One shark appear]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
                                         </div>
-                                        <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
+                                        <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[The same image appears again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
 </div>
                                         </div>
@@ Line 2,146: / Line 2,256: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[The same image appears again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
 </div>
                                         </div>
@@ Line 2,162: / Line 2,272: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[One shark appear]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
                                         </div>
-                                        <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
+                                        <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[The same image appears again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
 </div>
                                         </div>
@@ Line 2,173: / Line 2,283: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[The same image appears again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
 </div>
                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">  I won’t say “I told you so… But” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953182bc-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[Three sharks appears]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
                          </div>
                       </div>
@@ Line 2,192: / Line 2,302: @@
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[The same image appears again]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[One shark appear]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
 </div>
                                         </div>
-                                        <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.)
+                                        <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.)
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[Three sharks appears]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
 </div>
                                         </div>
-                                        <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">  The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.)                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
+                                        <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">  The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.)                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
-:[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue -  they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap Girl.]
+:[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue -  they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''':
+'''Knit Cap''':
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] -  This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)
                                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
 :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette]
-'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
+'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
                                           </div>
                                         </div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - only the bottom of ''Why are you'' can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
-:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap Girl jumps over while Hairy looks down into it]
+:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.)
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     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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Refresh Branch[edit]

So you're still refusing to use Facebook?[edit]

I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.[edit]

Or should I MySpace this?[edit]

Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?[edit]

Wait a second. I don't have a phone![edit]

I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.[edit]

I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man![edit]

Go analog, dog[edit]

Memes are becoming memes themselves[edit]

And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants[edit]

They make me so hungry.[edit]

That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page![edit]

Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town![edit]

It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward![edit]

Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad![edit]

Now let's take this crossover to the next level![edit]

I am Facebooksaurus![edit]

I will swallow your personal data![edit]

...of genus Socialnetworkus.[edit]

I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity![edit]

And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.[edit]

Wanna build a snowman?[edit]

Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?[edit]

Did you get my e-mail yet?[edit]

Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch[edit]

Has this hole always been here?[edit]

I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…[edit]

Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?[edit]

There's a small crack in the pavement[edit]

The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?[edit]

I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.[edit]

Either way we're getting on a watch-list.[edit]

So are we really doing this?[edit]

I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.[edit]

Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?[edit]

See? It’s right there![edit]

So I guess we’re married now?[edit]

Maybe my font size was too big.[edit]

It took a lot of gasoline[edit]

Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.[edit]

It’s that hell’s light?[edit]

I wonder what’s down there[edit]

Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?[edit]

How long do you think he’ll keep digging?[edit]

You know. Your car's on fire.[edit]

Stupid Tiles Branch[edit]

There's something weird out on the lawn.[edit]

This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.[edit]

OK, two weird things.[edit]

I can see a creeper down there[edit]

Is this 1-1 from Mario?[edit]

Where'd the bridge go?[edit]

I have a lawn?[edit]

I hope it's not a bobcat this time.[edit]

If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...[edit]

There's a dinosaur at the door.[edit]

Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?[edit]

Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you![edit]

Also, have you heard about Tumblr?[edit]

Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.[edit]

It's not like you're using them.[edit]

I need a hand![edit]

Did you think he was joking?[edit]

Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.[edit]

I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.[edit]

But how many bathrooms?[edit]

That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.[edit]

Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.[edit]

Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.[edit]

I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.[edit]

І follow, only because І believe you[edit]

І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.[edit]

These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.[edit]

we better catch the damn thing[edit]

Political Thing Branch[edit]

BSD Branch[edit]

Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...[edit]