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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
The comic references the {{w|AOL search data leak}}, where users had potentially identifying and embarrassing search histories published. [[Randall Munroe|Randall]], drawn as [[Cueball]], thus publishes his own potentially embarrassing searches in solidarity with the AOL users. All of his searches relate to his fear of dinosaurs, mainly {{w|velociraptors}}, as a consequence of the {{w|Jurassic Park (movie)|Jurassic Park}} movie he saw when younger. The search "{{w|Utahraptor}}" may be a reference to Dinosaur Comics, which xkcd has parodied in [[145: Parody Week: Dinosaur Comics]]. Alternatively, "Utahraptor" may be referenced because the raptors portrayed in Jurassic Park were much more like utahraptors than velociraptors in terms of size.  
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The comic references the {{w|AOL search data leak}}, where users had potentially identifying and embarrassing search histories published. [[Randall]], drawn as [[Cueball]], thus publishes his own potentially embarrassing searches in solidarity with the AOL users.  
  
The title text refers to a document posted on a humor site (''very'' NSFW): [http://web.archive.org/web/20130721005347/https://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log/ part 1], [http://web.archive.org/web/20130814103859/https://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log-2/ part 2], [http://web.archive.org/web/20090212133929/http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log-3.php part 3]. Here is each search in order with an explanation given:
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All of his searches relate to his fear of dinosaurs, mainly {{w|velociraptors}}, as a consequence of the {{w|Jurassic Park (movie)|Jurassic Park}} movie he saw when younger. The search "{{w|Utahraptor}}" may be a reference to Dinosaur Comics, which xkcd has parodied in [[145: Parody Week: Dinosaur Comics]]. Alternatively, "Utahraptor" may be referenced because the raptors portrayed in Jurassic Park were much more like utahraptors than velociraptors in terms of size.
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The title text refers to a document posted on a humor site: [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log.php link (part 1)] [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log-2.php link (part 2)], [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log-3.php link (part 3]).
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===Search history===
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*Although it is true that a real search history would list the most recent search at the top, it is clear that Randall intended us to read from top to bottom, as if it was that order he made the searches.
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**Randall is most likely aware of this, but this is a comic, and it is much more funny if we are reading his searches in search order, and to ensure this he list them with the first search at the top.
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*Here follows each search in order with an explanation given:
  
 
====Table====
 
====Table====
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{| class="wikitable"
 
{| class="wikitable"
!Search query
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!Item
 
!Explanation
 
!Explanation
 
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|velociraptors
 
|velociraptors
|He is searching for velociraptors now, so he should have all the information he needs to hold off small fast dinosaurs.
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|He is searching for {{w|Velociraptors}} now, so he should have all the information he needs to hold off small fast dinosaurs.
 
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|site:imdb.com "jurassic park"
 
|site:imdb.com "jurassic park"
|The [https://imdb.com 'IMDb'] "Internet Movie Database" is a website devoted to documenting all aspects of films: cast & crew, quotes, plots, goofs, reviews, etc. Randall is now looking at the film Jurassic Park, and perhaps its sequels and other references; possibly reviewing it, but probably trying to extract all known 'facts' about the depiction of velociraptors and similar dinosaurs within it.
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|[https://imdb.com imdb] is a website for reviews, so [[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] is now looking at reviews/writing a review for {{w|Jurassic Park}}.
 
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|raptors
 
|raptors
|Randall is continuing to research raptors, as he really wants to be safe against them.
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|[[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] is continuing to research {{w|raptors}}, as he really wants to be safe against {{w|raptors|them}}.
 
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|dromaeosaurids
 
|dromaeosaurids
|This isn't a type of raptor, but it now seems that Randall is now paranoid about smaller, fast dinosaurs in general. {{w|Dromaeosauridae}} is the taxonomic family that encloses all types of raptor.
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|This isn't a type of {{w|raptor}}, but it now seems that [[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] is now paranoid about smaller, fast dinosaurs in general. {{w|Dromaeosauridae}} is the taxonomic family that encloses all types of {{w|raptor}}.
 
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|utahraptor
 
|utahraptor
|He now wants to get information about different raptors, so in this case {{w|Utahraptors}}.  
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|He now wants to get information about different {{w|raptors}}, so in this case {{w|Utahraptors}} (bigger raptors basically).  
 
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|"home depot" deadbolts
 
|"home depot" deadbolts
|Randall is so paranoid about raptors existing and being able to pick locks (or perhaps break them, in the case of Utahraptor) that he is installing deadbolts. He is choosing to buy the deadbolts from {{w|The Home Depot|Home Depot}}, a common American home improvement store.
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|[[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] is so paranoid about [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]] existing and being able to pick locks (or perhaps break them, in the case of Utahraptor) that he is installing deadbolts. He is choosing to buy the deadbolts from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Home_Depot Home Depot], a common American home improvement store.
 
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|security home improvements
 
|security home improvements
|He is now reinforcing his home against possible entry points, such as the windows.
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|He is now reinforcing his home against possible entry points (e.g. the windows).
 
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|surviving a raptor attack
 
|surviving a raptor attack
|Randall has entered survival mode and just wants to survive the perceived raptors.
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|[[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] has entered survival mode. Literally. He now just wants to survive the perceived [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]].  
 
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|Robert bakker paleontologist
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|robert bakker paleontologist
|Randall is now looking for more general information on {{w|Robert T. Bakker|Robert Bakker}}. He has presumably included "paleontologist" to filter out results about {{w|Robert Bakker (rower)|Robert Bakker}}, the Dutch rower.
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|[[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] is now looking for more general information on Robert Bakker. He has presumably included "paleontologist" to filter out results about [[wikipedia:Robert Bakker (rower)|Robert Bakker]] the Dutch rower.
 
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|Robert bakker "possible raptor sympathizer"
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|robert bakker "possible raptor sympathizer"
|Robert Bakker is an American paleontologist who has written the book ''Raptor Red'' about the life of a female Utahraptor (see below). This has apparently caused Randall to suspect he is a "raptor sympathizer".
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|[[wikipedia:Robert T. Bakker|Robert Bakker]] is an American paleontologist who has written a book (''Raptor Red'') about the life of a female Utahraptor (see below). This has apparently caused [[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] to suspect he is a "raptor sympathizer".
 
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|site:en.wikipedia.org surviving a raptor attack
 
|site:en.wikipedia.org surviving a raptor attack
| <code>site:</code> is a [https://searchengineland.com/what-you-can-learn-from-googles-site-operator-14052 Google operator]. He has inevitably gone on Wikipedia on how to survive a raptor attack, as Randall heavily relies on Wikipedia for anything he wants to know.
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| “site:is a [https://google.com google] operator https://searchengineland.com/what-you-can-learn-from-googles-site-operator-14052. He has inevitably gone on {{w|wikipedia}} on how to survive a [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptor]] attack, as [[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] heavily relies on {{w|wikipedia}} for anything he wants to know.
 
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|learning from mistakes in Jurassic park
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|learning from mistakes in jurassic park
|If you google this search term, the results are largely about where Jurassic Park depicted its dinosaurs wrongly. But, given the themes of the rest of the searches, he probably wanted to know where those characters in Jurassic Park made mistakes in keeping the dinosaurs in captivity, or in dealing with the new dangers once they got loose, or both.
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|If you google this search term, the results are about where {{w|Jurassic Park}} got its dinosaurs wrong, but he probably wanted to know where {{w|Jurassic Park}} made mistakes in keeping the dinosaurs in captivity.
 
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|big-game rifles
 
|big-game rifles
|Having thought about getting close to raptors to hit them, he realized that it's not a very clever idea, so he is now planning to shoot them from a distance.
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|Having thought about getting close to [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]] to hit them, he realized that it's not a very clever idea, so he is now planning to shoot them from a distance.
 
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|tire irons
 
|tire irons
|Since velociraptors do not fear fire, he wants {{w|tire irons}} to hit them with. Tire irons are heavy, so they should hurt raptors.
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|Since [[wikipedia:velociraptor|velociraptors]] do not fear fire, he wants {{w|tire irons}} to hit them with. {{w|Tire irons}} are heavy, so they should hurt [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]].
 
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|treating raptor wounds
 
|treating raptor wounds
|In the unlikely event that he gets wounded by a raptor and actually survives, he wants to know how to treat the wounds.
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|In the unlikely event that he gets wounded by a [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]] and actually survives, he wants to know how to treat the wounds.
 
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|do raptors fear fire
 
|do raptors fear fire
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|how to make a molotov cocktail
 
|how to make a molotov cocktail
|As a precaution, he wants to know how to make molotov cocktails to fight off raptors if needed.
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|As a precaution, he wants to know how to make {{w|molotov cocktails}} to fight off [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]] if needed.
 
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|do raptors fear death
 
|do raptors fear death
|To see if the scare tactic will work, he sees whether raptors fear death. Unfortunately, they don't, which is also shown in the next search.
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|To see if the scare tactic will work, he sees whether [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]] fear death. Unfortunately, they don't, which is also shown in the next search.
 
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|can raptors pick locks
 
|can raptors pick locks
|Randall wants to know if raptors can enter his house if he locks it
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|[[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] wants to know if [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]] can enter his house if he locks it
 
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|How to tell if my neighbors are raptors
 
|How to tell if my neighbors are raptors
|Randall is starting to become paranoid about raptors and this is his first search term on the matter. He wants to know if his neighbours are raptors, presumably to move house if they are, even though they died out 71 million years ago.
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|[[Randall_Munroe|Randall]] is starting to become paranoid about [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]], and this is his first search term on the matter. He wants to know if his neighbors are [[wikipedia:velociraptor|raptors]], presumably to move house if they are, even though [[wikipedia:Velociraptor|Velociraptors]] died out 71 million years ago.
 
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:[The long panel beneath the first panel shows a screenshot of Google's front page. The Google logo is partly cut through the top third of the logo. It is in the typical Google color code. Beneath the logo are six links for where to search, one of them is black, because it is chosen, the others blue. One has a red super script indicating there are news there. Below is the search bar. To the right of this, there are three lines with links, for what type of search preferences etc.]
 
:[The long panel beneath the first panel shows a screenshot of Google's front page. The Google logo is partly cut through the top third of the logo. It is in the typical Google color code. Beneath the logo are six links for where to search, one of them is black, because it is chosen, the others blue. One has a red super script indicating there are news there. Below is the search bar. To the right of this, there are three lines with links, for what type of search preferences etc.]
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:'''Web'''&nbsp; &nbsp;<font color="blue"><u>Images</u>&nbsp; &nbsp;<u>Video</u></font><sup><font color="red">New!</font></sup>&nbsp; &nbsp;<font color="blue"><u>News</u>&nbsp; &nbsp;<u>Maps</u>&nbsp; &nbsp;<u>more>></u></font>
 
:'''Web'''&nbsp; &nbsp;<font color="blue"><u>Images</u>&nbsp; &nbsp;<u>Video</u></font><sup><font color="red">New!</font></sup>&nbsp; &nbsp;<font color="blue"><u>News</u>&nbsp; &nbsp;<u>Maps</u>&nbsp; &nbsp;<u>more>></u></font>
 
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