Editing 2672: What If? 2 Flowchart/Table

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| Congratulations, you have acquired a copy of ''What if? 2!'' (out today, [xkcd.com/whatif2])
| What do you want to do today?
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| What do you want to do today?
| I don't know: Reflect on your life
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| Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor?
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| Brunch: Where do you go?
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| Do you like your neighbor?
| Yes: '''Page 78'''
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| No: What do you want to bring?
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| What do you want to bring?
| Jupiter: '''Page 70'''
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| Iron vapor: '''Page 18'''
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| Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid?
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| My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes?
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| Do you think bugs should get paid?
| Yes: '''Page 96'''
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| No: Reflect on your life
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| Where do you go?
| The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen?
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| Are you wearing sunscreen?
| Yes: '''Page 319'''
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| No: How do you want to visit?
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| How do you want to visit?
| Briefly, via teleporter: '''Page 314'''
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| I want to land a probe on the surface: '''Page 323'''
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| How do you get there?
| Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter?
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| Plane: '''Page 83''', Are you flying near any strong magnets?
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| Car: How do you want to drive?
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| Where do you sit in the helicopter?
| On the rotor: '''Page 6'''
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| Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets?
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| Are you flying near any strong magnets?
| Yes: '''Page 171'''
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| No: Okay, there's the diner!
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| Okay, there's the diner!
| Keep driving forever: '''Page 128'''
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| Stop: What food do you order?
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| What food do you order?
| The sun: '''Page 303'''
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| Breadsticks: '''Page 299'''
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| Ammonia: '''Page 284'''
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| A cloud: '''Page 195'''
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| Soup: How much soup?
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| How much soup?
| 1 bowl: '''Page 197'''
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| 10<sup>40</sup> bowls: '''Page 1'''
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| How do you want to drive?
| Fast: '''Page 180'''
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| With a bird: '''Page 171'''
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| Normal: Does this road lead to Rome?
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| Does this road lead to Rome?
| Yes: Pick a different road
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| No, but it should: '''Page 154'''
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| No: Okay, there's the diner!
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| Pick a different road
| Does this road lead to Rome?
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| Okay, there's the diner!
| Keep driving forever: '''Page 128'''
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| What do you really want to do?
| I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: '''Page 43'''
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| I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs?
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| I want a dog: Get a dog
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| What kinds of things about eggs?
| True things: '''Page 300'''
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| False things: '''Page 258'''
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| Get a dog
| Are you satisfied?
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| Are you satisfied?
| Yes: '''Fulfillment!'''
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| No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs
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| Get more dogs
| Enough? (1)
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| Enough? (1)
| Yes: '''Fulfillment!'''
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| No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs
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| More dogs
| Enough? (2)
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| Enough? (2)
| Yes: Fulfillment!
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| No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: '''Page 308'''
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| Have you committed any crimes?
| Not sure: '''Page 255'''
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| Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes
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| No: Do you want to?
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| Do you want to?
| No: '''Page 255'''
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| Yes: '''Page 258'''
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| Travel back in time to undo your crimes
| '''Page 277'''
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