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| | ==Explanation== | | ==Explanation== |
| − | Most people will eventually develop an intuitive feel for how big certain measurements are (e.g., how long an inch or a foot is, how much a pound weighs). This comic points out that people who were brought up using the {{w|United States customary units|United States system of customary units}} probably don't have the same intuitive understanding for metric units and attempts to provide some benchmarks for these people. Most of the benchmarks are common sense, highly-useful ones (e.g., if it's 30 degrees Celsius, you'd be quite comfortable outside dressed for the beach) but some of the benchmarks are humorous and/or completely useless as can be seen below. | + | Most people will eventually develop an intuitive feel for how big certain measurements are (e.g., how long an inch or a foot is, how much a pound weighs). This comic points out that people who were brought up using the {{w|Imperial measurement|imperial system}} probably don't have the same intuitive understanding for metric units and attempts to provide some benchmarks for these people. Most of the benchmarks are common sense, highly-useful ones (e.g., if it's 30 degrees centigrade, you'd be quite comfortable outside dressed for the beach) but some of the benchmarks are humorous and/or completely useless. Benchmarks include: |
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| − | Some people argue for switching to metric units in the US, and these people became part of the comic [[1982: Evangelism]].
| + | Temperature |
| | + | *-20 degrees centigrade - FuckFuckFuckCold and -30 degrees centigrade - Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!: This is basically what some people would say when they step outside at this temperature. |
| | + | *-40 degrees centigrade - Spit goes "clink": The temperature at which your spit would freeze |
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| − | In the book [[Thing Explainer]] a similar chart for metrics is shown in the explanation for ''How to count things'', with four of the five measures from this comic also explained in simple language. Only volume is left out there. Only thing used in both explanations is the weight of a cat, but in the book it weighs 5 kg rather than 4 kg in this comic.
| + | Length |
| | + | *1cm - Width of microSD card and 3cm - Length of SD card: Refers to the {{w|MicroSD card|memory cards}} used in cell phones, digital cameras, etc. |
| | + | *1m - {{w|Lightsaber|Lightsaber Blade}}: Refers the weapon used in the {{w|Star Wars}} movie franchise. |
| | + | *170cm - {{w|Summer Glau}}: Refers to the height of the actress who portrays the character River Tam on the TV show {{w|Firefly (TV series)|Firefly}}. |
| | + | *200cm - Darth Vader: Refers to the height of the main antagonist from Star Wars. |
| | + | *16m4cm - Human tower of Serenity crew: Again, this refers to the Firefly TV show, which takes place mostly on a space ship called Serenity. Presumably, if all the crew of Serenity were stacked on top of each other, this would be their combined height. The comic depicts four characters from the show standing on top of each other; the bottom figure is the crew's captain, {{w|Malcolm Reynolds}} in his signature coat. |
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| − | ===Temperature===
| + | Speed |
| − | *60 °C - {{w|Extremes on Earth|Earth's hottest}}: The hottest temperature recorded on earth is actually {{W|List_of_weather_records#Heat|"only" 56.7 °C}}. There have been reports of temperatures ten-twenty degrees higher (70−80 °C) but these measurements are not verified or accepted as world records. | + | *110 kph - 30 m/s - Interstate (65 MPH): Refers to the {{w|Interstate|American highway system}}... |
| − | *45 °C, 40 °C, 35 °C: Various heat waves. {{w|Dubai}} is a city in the United Arab Emirates, and is smack-dab in the middle of an equatorial desert, so their heat waves can get ''hot!''. The southern United States will typically be a few degrees hotter than the northern United States simply because it's closer to the equator, but as mentioned they're both above "Beach Weather".
| + | *120 kph - 35 m/s - Speed you actually go when it says "65":...whose speed limit everyone routinely breaks. |
| − | *30 °C: A little too hot so perfect for a trip to the beach.
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| − | *25 °C: Would as mentioned be too warm for room temperature...
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| − | *20 °C: Defined as room temperature in many experimental settings. For some this would feel a little cool. | |
| − | *10 °C: Definitely wear a jacket. Especially if there is just a little breeze.
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| − | *0 °C: The freezing point of water.
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| − | *−5 °C, −10 °C: In Moscow −10 °C is not really that cold - it can go "spit goes clink" cold in {{W|Moscow#Climate|Moscow}}, whereas −5 °C in {{W|Boston#Climate|Boston}} may be very cold.
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| − | *−20 °C - FuckFuckFuckCold,
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| − | *−30 °C - Fuuuuuuuuuuck!: This is implied to be basically what some people would say when they step outside at this temperature. In reality, it would be best to keep ones's mouth firmly closed. At −30 °C, without taking wind chill into account, exposed skin will feel painful in under a minute and frostbite could begin in as little as ten minutes [http://www.ec.gc.ca/meteo-weather/default.asp?lang=En&n=5FBF816A-1]. The differing statements seem to imply that at −20 °C, the user would be saying "fuck" repeatedly, whereas at −30 °C, the user is incapable of closing their mouth after starting the first "fuck", and so extends it into one long one.
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| − | *−40 °C - Spit goes "clink": As shown in the drawing your spit would freeze ''before'' it hits the ground. This is the agreement point of the two temperature scales i.e. −40 °C = −40 °F.
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| − | See also [[1643: Degrees]] about not being able to choose between the two temperature scales and [[1923: Felsius]] about a compromise between the two scales. In the comic [[1982: Evangelism]], some people are stated to argue for the US to convert to the metric system, except for the Fahrenheit scale which they wish to keep.
| + | Volume |
| | + | *30mL - Nasal Passages and 40mL - Shot Glass: The comic points out that you could just about fill a shot glass using the mucus from your nose. Since shot glasses are usually used for mixed drinks, the comic jokes that this mucus could constitute a new, disgusting drink. |
| | + | *30L - Milk Crate: Refers to a {{w|Milk crate|type of small box}} originally used to transport milk but now often in demand to be used as bicycle basket, storage spaces, etc. |
| | + | *55L - Summer Glau: Again, this refers to the actress from Firefly. |
| | + | *65L - {{w|Dennis Kucinich}}: An American politician belonging to the {{w|Democratic Party (United States)|Democratic party}}, noted for his relatively strong (for the US) leftest views. |
| | + | *75L - {{w|Ron Paul}}: An American politician belonging to the rival {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican party}}, noted for his strong rightest views. As hinted at in the comic, he, Kucinich and Glau would not get along at all well together trapped inside a fridge. |
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| − | ===Length===
| + | Mass |
| − | *1 cm - Width of microSD card, 3 cm - Length of SD card: Refers to the {{w|MicroSD card|memory cards}} used in cell phones, digital cameras, etc. | + | *3g - {{w|M&M's|Peanut M&M}}: A small chocolate candy |
| − | *12 cm: CD-ROM is a common object so nice to know it is a dozen centimeters.
| + | *5kg - {{w|Lcd monitor|LCD Monitor}}: A modern flat-screen-style monitor. |
| − | *14 cm: Most males would probably exaggerate the size of their penis, but 14–15 cm is very average.
| + | *15kg - {{w|CRT monitor|CRT Monitor}}: An older-style, cathode ray tube-based monitor. |
| − | *15 cm: A Bic pen.
| + | *4kg - Cat and 4.1kg - Cat (With Caption): Refers to the internet's love of putting {{w|Lolcat|captions on cats}}. Usually, this is done in a graphics program, but here the cat is actually physically carrying around his caption. |
| − | *80 cm: A typical doorway width is also of standard size. This is barely over the minimum size typically required by codes for buildings (30 inches or 76.2 cm in the US), but more than 50% over the size required for aircraft emergency exits. (It may seem illogical that larger doors are required in buildings than in airplanes, given airplanes are arguably more dangerous. However, there is no real disadvantage to using larger doors in buildings, which are not significantly pressurized, but using larger doors in aircraft would increase the force on the door caused by cabin pressure proportionally.) | + | *150kg - Shaq: {{w|Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal}}, a famously tall basketball player. |
| − | *1 m - {{w|Lightsaber|Lightsaber blade}}: Refers to the weapon used in the ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movie franchise. Canonically, the length of a lightsaber's blade varies greatly depending on the setting of the weapon, but "one meter" is by no means a bad approximation. | + | *200kg - Your Mom, 220kg - Your Mom (incl. cheap jewelry) and 223kg - Your Mom (also incl. Makeup): Refers to a common type of {{w|Your mom|joking insult}} whereby someone insults someone else's mother in a creative way. Here, the comic slyly calls your mom fat and implies she wears way too much jewelry and almost 7 pounds of makeup. |
| − | *170 cm - [[Summer Glau]]: Refers to the height of the actress who portrays the character River Tam on the TV show {{w|Firefly (TV series)|Firefly}}. | |
| − | *200 cm - {{w|Darth Vader}}: Refers to the height of the main antagonist from ''Star Wars''. | |
| − | *2.5 m: A ceiling - of course very much depending on which type of building you are in!
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| − | *5 m: A car length - also very much depending on the car...
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| − | *16 m 4 cm - Human tower of Serenity crew: Again, this refers to the Firefly TV show, which takes place mostly on a space ship called Serenity.
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| − | **Presumably, if all the crew of Serenity were stacked on top of each other, this would be their combined height.
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| − | **The comic depicts four characters from the show standing on top of each other; the bottom figure is the crew's captain, {{w|Malcolm Reynolds}} in his signature coat. Judging from the other drawing of Summer Glau from the volume section, she is standing on top of the captain.
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| − | **The other five members of the crew should also be stacked on top of these four to reach the 16.04 m height - giving them an average height of 1.78 m (8 cm more than Summer Glau's height!)
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| − | ===Speed===
| + | The hover text refers once again to Summer Glau's Firefly character, River, who (after being subjected to a long series of medical experiments) is severely mentally ill and often comes out with macabre—though scientifically accurate—pronouncements. |
| − | :Here both the SI unit m/s as well as the more commonly used unit kph (km/h) is given. Note that the SI prefers "km/h" over the non-standard abbreviation "kph".
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| − | *5 kph - 1.5 m/s: Walking at a normal pace.
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| − | *13−25 kph - 3.5−7 m/s: Jogging to sprinting.
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| − | *35 kph - 10 m/s - Fastest human: As of 2009, the fastest a human has been recorded to run in a single sprint is actually 12.4 m/s or 44.7 km/h, a record set by {{w|Usain Bolt}}.
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| − | *45−55 kph - 13−15 m/s: Both cats and rabbits go much faster than normal people.
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| − | *75 kph - 20 m/s - Raptor: It's a comic written by [[Randall]]; of course a reference to the {{w|velociraptors}} from ''{{w|Jurassic Park (film)|Jurassic Park}}'' was going to be here.
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| − | *100 kph - 25 m/s: A slow highway. (25 m/s actually exactly equals 90 km/h.)
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| − | *110 kph - 30 m/s - Interstate (65 mph): Refers to the {{w|Interstate|American highway system}}. (65 mph would actually be only 104.6 km/h.)
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| − | *120 kph - 35 m/s - Speed you actually go when it says "65": People routinely break the aforementioned speed limit, and the police typically don't mind as long as it's not posing any danger.
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| − | *140 kph - 40 m/s - Raptor on hoverboard: The {{w|hoverboard}} and its speed (~88 mph) is probably a reference to the ''{{w|Back to the Future Part II}}'', though hoverboards are a fairly common trope in older science fiction stories. Randall obviously did a lot of google searching on this subject the week before - see [[522: Google Trends]].
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| − | ===Volume===
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| − | *3 mL: The amount of blood in a fieldmouse. A similar amount is used in comic [[434: xkcd Goes to the Airport]].
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| − | *5 mL: A teaspoon - a very common measure.
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| − | *30 mL - Nasal passages, 40 mL - Shot glass: The comic points out that you could just about fill a shot glass using the mucus from your nose. Since shot glasses are usually used for mixed drinks, the comic jokes that this mucus could constitute a new, disgusting drink - and this is depicted in the drawing. Much later, in [[2673: Cursed mRNA Cocktail]], a similar disgusting drink is suggested to be served in shot glasses. Actually specifically in relation to trying not to get blocked nasal passages as it is in relation to the [[:Category:COVID-19 vaccine|COVID-19 vaccine]].
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| − | *350 mL: Soda can (this is roughly correct for the cans used in the U.S., which hold 12 fluid ounces or 355 mL; in Europe, soda cans commonly hold 330 mL or 500 mL).
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| − | *500 mL: Water bottle (this is also the volume of a European water bottle).
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| − | *3 L - Two-liter bottle: Refers to a bottle which contains 2 L (in the US usually soda). There is debate as to the reason for the discrepancy in volume. It may be a reference to stereotypical Americans consuming a lot of high-calorie foods and drinks. The simpler explanation would be that it is a joke. The two-liter bottle is named using its volume. Labeling it with a volume of three liters is the joke.
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| − | *5 L: An adult male has about 5 L of blood in his body (An ''adequate'' vacuuming system could drain this blood out in 10 s - as per the title text!)
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| − | *30 L - Milk crate: Refers to a {{w|Milk crate|type of small box}} originally used to transport milk but now often in demand to be used as a bicycle basket, storage spaces, etc.
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| − | *55 L - Summer Glau: Again, this refers to the actress from Firefly.
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| − | *65 L - {{w|Dennis Kucinich}}: An American politician belonging to the {{w|Democratic Party (United States)|Democratic party}}, noted for his relatively strong (for the US) leftist views.
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| − | *75 L - [[Ron Paul]]: An American politician, member of the {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican Party}} at the time of this comic's release who has since switched back to the {{w|Libertarian Party (United States)|Libertarian Party}}.
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| − | *200 L: Volume of a refrigerator.
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| − | **As shown in the drawing of this part of the comic, the three persons mentioned above - Glau, Kucinich and Paul (summing up to 195 L) - could in principle all fit inside a standard refrigerator. Cueball thus attempts to push them all inside of one - though human bodies are not likely to be sufficiently malleable for this to succeed.{{Citation needed}}
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| − | ===Mass===
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| − | *3 g - {{w|M&M's|Peanut M&M}}: A small chocolate candy with a peanut inside.
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| − | *100 g - Cell phone: The weight of a cell phone very much depends on the age, type etc.
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| − | *500 g: A bottle of water contains 500 mL according to the volume section and thus has a mass of 500 g.
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| − | *1−3 kg: Different types of laptops.
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| − | *5 kg - {{w|LCD monitor}}: A modern flat-screen-style monitor.
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| − | *15 kg - {{w|CRT monitor}}: An older-style, cathode ray tube-based monitor.
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| − | **This ends the section on computer screens, which overrode the normal sequence by weight as the next two feline inspired entries are lighter than the two before. This was presumably done so that the reader's eye will be confused or amused at seeing (in the comic's caseless captioning font) CRT immediately followed by CAT in the vertical text column.
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| − | *4 kg - Cat, 4.1 kg - Cat (with caption): Refers to the internet's love of putting {{w|Lolcat|captions on cats}}. Usually, this is done in a graphics program, but here the cat is actually physically carrying around his caption. The "with caption" part is most likely a reference to [[262: IN UR REALITY]], where [[Black Hat]] glues captions to cats, after running out of staples.
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| − | *60 kg - Lady: For instance if she is Summer Glau - could be her again depicted in the comic - the average weight of an adult woman.
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| − | *70 kg - Dude: Here depicted as Cueball who is the average guy, and 70 kg is average weight for an adult man.
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| − | *150 kg - Shaq: {{w|Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal}}, a famously tall basketball player.
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| − | *200 kg - Your mom,
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| − | *220 kg - Your mom (incl. cheap jewelry),
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| − | *223 kg - Your mom (also incl. makeup)
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| − | **The last three refer to a common type of {{w|Your mom}} joking insult whereby someone insults someone else's mother in a (theoretically) creative way. Here, the comic slyly calls your mom fat, then implies she wears way too much jewelry and finally also 3 kg of makeup. This is a common theme in [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Your_Mom xkcd]. (20 kg of "cheap" jewelry has several times the volume than 20 kg of gold jewelry, because of the difference in density.)
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| − | ===Title text===
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| − | The title text refers once again to Summer Glau's Firefly character, {{w|River Tam}}, who (after being subjected to a long series of medical experiments) is severely mentally ill and often comes out with macabre — though scientifically accurate — pronouncements. In Firefly episode "Safe" (season 1, episode 7), she says: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
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| − | ===Conversion table===
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| − | The idea of the comic is to establish new metric reference points and ''not'' to resort to unit conversions. Nevertheless, the following table lists all units from the comic with their US customary equivalents:
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| − | {| class="wikitable"
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| − | ! colspan="2" | Temp.
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| − | ! colspan="2" | Length
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| − | ! colspan="3" | Speed
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| − | ! colspan="2" | Volume
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| − | ! colspan="2" | Mass
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| − | |60 °C||140 °F||1 cm||0.4 in||km/h||mph||m/s||3 mL||0.10 fl oz||3 g||0.11 oz
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| − | |45 °C||113 °F||3 cm||1.2 in||5||3||1.5||5 mL||0.17 fl oz||100 g||3.5 oz
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| − | |40 °C||104 F||12 cm||4.7 in||13||8||3.5||30 mL||1.0 fl oz||500 g||1.1 lb
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| − | |35 °C||95 °F||14 cm||5.5 in||25||16||7||40 mL||1.4 fl oz||1 kg||2.2 lb
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| − | |30 °C||86 °F||15 cm||5.9 in||35||22||10||350 mL||12 fl oz||2 kg||4.4 lb
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| − | |25 °C||77 °F||80 cm||31 in||45||28||13||500 mL||17 fl oz||3 kg||6.6 lb
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| − | |20 °C||68 °F||1 m||3 ft 3 in||55||34||15||3 L||0.8 gal||5 kg||11 lb
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| − | |10 °C||50 °F||170 cm||5 ft 7 in||75||47||20||5 L||1.3 gal||15 kg||33 lb
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| − | | 0 °C||32 °F||200 cm||6 ft 7 in||100||62||25||30 L||7.9 gal||4 kg||8.8 lb
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| − | | -5 °C||23 °F||2.5 m||8 ft 2 in||110||68||30||55 L||15 gal||4.1 kg||9.0 lb
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| − | | -10 °C||14 °F||5 m||16 ft||120||75||35||65 L||17 gal||60 kg||130 lb
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| − | | -20 °C||-4 °F||16.04 m||52 ft 7 in||140||87||40||75 L||20 gal||70 kg||150 lb
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| − | | -30 °C||-22 °F|| || || || || ||200 L||53 gal||150 kg||330 lb
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| − | | -40 °C||-40 °F|| || || || || || || ||200 kg||440 lb
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| − | | || || || || || || || || ||220 kg||485 lb
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| − | | || || || || || || || || ||223 kg||492 lb
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| | ==Transcript== | | ==Transcript== |
| − | :<big>Guide to Converting to Metric</big> | + | :Guide to Converting to Metric |
| − | | + | :The key to converting to metric is establishing new reference points. When you hear "26 degrees centigrade", instead of thinking "That's 79 degrees fahrenheit" you should think, "that's warmer then a house but cool for swimming." Here are some helpful tables of reference points: |
| − | :[There are five frames with tables for different units. Between the two upper frames is the following text:]
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| − | :The key to converting to metric is establishing new reference points. When you hear "26°C", instead of thinking "that's 79°F" you should think, "that's warmer than a house but cool for swimming." | |
| − | :Here are some helpful tables of reference points:
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| − | :[The frame in the top left lists the following temperatures on the left, with the corresponding descriptions on the right. Next to the last three entries we see Cueball spitting on the ground. The spit freezes.]
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| − | :Temperature
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| − | :60°C Earth's hottest
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| − | :45°C Dubai heat wave
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| − | :40°C Southern US heat wave
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| − | :35°C Northern US heat wave
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| − | :30°C Beach weather
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| − | :25°C Warm room
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| − | :20°C Room temperature
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| − | :10°C Jacket weather
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| − | :0°C Snow!
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| − | :-5°C Cold day (Boston)
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| − | :-10°C Cold day (Moscow)
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| − | :-20°C Fuckfuckfuckcold
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| − | :-30°C Fuuuuuuuuuuck!
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| − | :-40°C Spit goes "clink"
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| − | :Cueball: Ptoo | + | :Temperature: |
| − | :Spit: Clink! | + | :60 degrees centigrade - Earth's Hottest |
| | + | :45 degrees centigrade - Dubai Heat Wave |
| | + | :40 degrees centigrade - Southern US Heat Wave |
| | + | :35 degrees centigrade - Northern US Heat Wave |
| | + | :30 degrees centigrade - Beach weather |
| | + | :25 degrees centigrade - Warm Room |
| | + | :20 degrees centigrade - Room Temperature |
| | + | :10 degrees centigrade - Jacket Weather |
| | + | :0 degrees centigrade - Snow! |
| | + | :-5 degrees centigrade - Cold Day (Boston) |
| | + | :-10 degrees centigrade - Cold Day (Moscow) |
| | + | :-20 degrees centigrade - FuckFuckFuckCold |
| | + | :-30 degrees centigrade - Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! |
| | + | :-40 degrees centigrade - Spit goes "clink" |
| | + | :[Stick figure next to last three lines.] |
| | + | :Man: ''Pthoo'' [Man spits.] |
| | + | :Spit: ''Clink!'' [Spit bounces off ground.] |
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| − | :[The frame in the top right lists the following lengths on the left, with their corresponding descriptions on the right. To the right of the table is a human tower of four of the people from the ''Serenity'' crew. The head of the upper person is right below the first entry.]
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| | :Length | | :Length |
| | + | :1cm - Width of microSD card |
| | + | :3cm - Length of SD card |
| | + | :12cm - CD Diameter |
| | + | :14cm - Penis |
| | + | :15cm - BIC pen |
| | + | :80cm - Doorway width |
| | + | :1m - Lightsaber Blade |
| | + | :170cm - Summer Glau |
| | + | :200cm - Darth Vader |
| | + | :2.5m - Ceiling |
| | + | :5m - Car-length |
| | + | :16m4cm - Human tower of Serenity crew |
| | + | :[Human tower of Serenity crew stick figures depicted taking up from second line of panel to bottom] |
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| − | :1 cm Width of microSD card
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| − | :3 cm Length of SD card
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| − | :12 cm CD diameter
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| − | :14 cm Penis
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| − | :15 cm BIC pen
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| − | :80 cm Doorway width
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| − | :1 m Lightsaber blade
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| − | :170 cm Summer Glau
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| − | :200 cm Darth Vader
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| − | :2.5 m Ceiling
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| − | :5 m Car-length
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| − | :16 m 4 cm Human tower of Serenity crew.
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| − | :[The frame in the bottom left has three columns]
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| | :Speed | | :Speed |
| | + | :5 kph - 1.5 m/s - Walking |
| | + | :13 kph - 3.5 m/s - Jogging |
| | + | :25 kph - 7 m/s - Sprinting |
| | + | :35 kph - 10 m/s - Fastest Human |
| | + | :45 kph - 13 m/s - Housecat |
| | + | :55 kph - 15 m/s - Rabbit |
| | + | :75 kph - 20 m/s - Raptor |
| | + | :100 kph - 25 m/s - Slow Highway |
| | + | :110 kph - 30 m/s - Interstate (65 MPH) |
| | + | :120 kph - 35 m/s - Speed you actually go when it says "65" |
| | + | :140 kph - 40 m/s - Raptor on Hoverboard |
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| − | :kph m/s
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| − | :5 1.5 Walking
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| − | :13 3.5 Jogging
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| − | :25 7 Sprinting
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| − | :35 10 Fastest human
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| − | :45 13 Housecat
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| − | :55 15 Rabbit
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| − | :75 20 Raptor
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| − | :100 25 Slow highway
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| − | :110 30 Interstate (65 mph)
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| − | :120 35 Speed you actually go when it says "65"
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| − | :140 40 Raptor on hoverboard
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| − | :[The frame in the bottom middle lists the following volumes on the left, with their corresponding descriptions on the right.
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| | :Volume | | :Volume |
| | + | :3mL - Blood in a fieldmouse |
| | + | :5mL - Teaspoon |
| | + | :30mL - Nasal Passages |
| | + | :40mL - Shot Glass |
| | + | :So when it's blocked, the mucus in your nose could about fill a shot glass. |
| | + | :[Image of a shot glass] Related: I've invented the worst mixed drink ever. |
| | + | :350mL - Soda Can |
| | + | :500mL - Water Bottle |
| | + | :3L - Two-Liter Bottle |
| | + | :5L - Blood in a Human Male |
| | + | :30L - Milk Crate |
| | + | :55L - Summer Glau |
| | + | :65L - Dennis Kucinich |
| | + | :75L - Ron Paul |
| | + | :200L - Fridge |
| | + | :[Stick figure shoving stick figures of Ron Paul, Summer Glau, and Dennis Kucinich into fridge] |
| | + | :[Above fridge, circled, is 55+65+75 < 200] |
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| − | :3 mL Blood in a fieldmouse | + | :Mass |
| − | :5 mL Teaspoon | + | :3g - Peanut M&M |
| − | :30 mL Nasal passages
| + | :100g - Cell Phone |
| − | :40 mL Shot glass
| + | :500g - Bottled Water |
| − | :350 mL Soda can
| + | :1kg - Ultraportable Laptop |
| − | :500 mL Water bottle
| + | :2kg - Light-Medium Laptop |
| − | :3 L Two-liter bottle
| + | :3kg - Heavy Laptop |
| − | :5 L Blood in a human male
| + | :5kg - LCD Monitor |
| − | :30 L Milk crate
| + | :15kg - CRT Monitor |
| − | :55 L Summer Glau
| + | :4kg - Cat [Drawing of cat] |
| − | :65 L Dennis Kucinich
| + | :4.1kg - Cat (With Caption) [Drawing of cat, going "Mrowl?", and holding a caption] |
| − | :75 L Ron Paul
| + | :60kg - Lady |
| − | :200 L Fridge
| + | :70kg - Dude |
| − | | + | :150kg - Shaq |
| − | :[Next to the entry on nasal passages and shot glass (starting one entry higher and finishing one entry lower) is the following text:]
| + | :[Stick figure of lady and dude beside previous 3 lines] |
| − | :So, when it's blocked, the mucus in your nose could about fill a shot glass.
| + | :200kg - Your Mom |
| − | | + | :220kg - Your Mom (incl. cheap jewelry) |
| − | :[Below this text is a drawing of a mucus filled shot glass.]
| + | :223kg - Your Mom (also incl. Makeup) |
| − | :Related: I've invented the worst mixed drink ever.
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| − | :[Below this next to the four last entries we see Cueball shoving Summer Glau, Dennis Kucinich, and Ron Paul into an open fridge. Above the fridge in a loosely drawn ellipse is the following text:]
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| − | :55+65+75 < 200
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| − | | |
| − | :[The frame in the bottom right lists the following masses on the left, with their corresponding descriptions on the right
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| − | :3 g Peanut M&M
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| − | :100 g Cell phone | |
| − | :500 g Bottled water | |
| − | :1 kg Ultraportable laptop | |
| − | :2 kg Light-medium laptop | |
| − | :3 kg Heavy laptop | |
| − | :5 kg LCD monitor | |
| − | :15 kg CRT monitor | |
| − | :4 kg Cat | |
| − | :4.1 kg Cat (with caption) | |
| − | :60 kg Lady | |
| − | :70 kg Dude | |
| − | :150 kg Shaq | |
| − | :200 kg Your mom | |
| − | :220 kg Your mom (incl. cheap jewelry) | |
| − | :223 kg Your mom (also incl. makeup) | |
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| − | :[Next to the entries of cat and cat (with caption) are two drawings of cats. The second one has a caption across its chest.]
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| − | :Cat (with caption): Mrowl?
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| − | :[Below this and next to the lady and dude entries are drawings of Megan and Cueball.]
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