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| − | The Devil {{w|Mephistopheles}} (named so in the [http://xkcd.com/533/info.0.json official transcript]) is greeting the new souls sentenced to {{w|Hell}}, and recognizes an executive from {{w|Fujitsu|Fujitsu Ltd}} in the form of [[Hairbun]]. Mephistopheles accuses her of causing his favorite laptop, the Fujitsu Q2010, to be taken out of production. Mephistopheles is displeased because he thought it was a good laptop, just poorly marketed by Hairbun. Hairbun is confused and asks Mephistopheles why he is upset, as acts of evil are generally encouraged by the demons of Hell. Mephistopheles agrees but explains that Hell also needs good laptops, and in her case their need for laptops was greater than the need for her evil works. Though, Mephistopheles then goes on to confess, that it would not really have mattered as Hell has an exclusive deal with Fujitsu competitor, {{w|Sony}}, and he could not have bought the Fujitsu Q2010 anyway.
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| | + | While greeting the new entrants to Hell the {{w|Devil}} recognizes the {{w|Fujitsu}} executive who caused the Devil's favorite {{w|laptop}}, the Fujitsu Q2010, to be taken out of production. The Devil is displeased because he thought it was a good laptop, just poorly marketed. The executive is confused and asks the Devil why it is upset, as acts of evil are generally encouraged by the Devil. The Devil explains that Hell uses laptops as well and the need for laptops is greater than the need to encourage evil works. Though, it later confesses, Hell has an exclusive deal with Fujitsu competitor, Sony. |
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| − | This would explain why the sale of the laptop failed, and Hairbun also exclaims ''I knew it'' to indicate that she had suspected it was weird that Sony did so well. When one strikes a deal with a devil from Hell, their affairs in life go great, but of course one has then sentenced their soul to eternal damnation in Hell when one eventually dies.{{citation needed}} Seems like Sony has done so according to this comic. | + | This comic is likely a wish fulfillment fantasy by Randall for the canceling of his favorite laptop, the Fujitsu Q2010. Likely Sony was chosen as the electronic distributor to hell because of the {{w|Sony_BMG_copy_protection_rootkit_scandal|Sony rootkit scandal}}. This scandal inspired many to call Sony as an evil company. |
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| − | This comic is likely a wish fulfillment fantasy by [[Randall]] for the canceling of his favorite laptop, the Fujitsu Q2010. Exclusivity deals are typically thought ill of as they are bad for competition. Also, since exclusivity deals solely benefit the provider, there are often reciprocal arrangements for the purchaser. This implies that the devil has influence at Sony. Likely, Sony was chosen as the electronic distributor to Hell because of the {{w|Sony BMG copy protection rootkit scandal|Sony rootkit scandal}}. This scandal inspired many to call Sony an evil company.
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| | + | The title text explains that Randall's systems administrator is upset with him because he tested the systems administrators laptop by throwing it down several flights of steps. The systems admin is implied to have taken revenge childishly, by replacing part of the text with "DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS" |
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| − | It is the second time in a short while that a demon was depicted in a similar fashion although without the trident and not in Hell. This devil was also named Mephistopheles in the caption of that comic [[501: Faust 2.0]].
| + | The "suck cocks" part is a reference to [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/disregard-that-i-suck-cocks a post] in bash.org which went on to attain moderate fame. |
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| − | The title text explains that Randall's system administrator is upset with him because he tested the system administrator's laptop by throwing it down several flights of steps. The systems admin is implied to have taken revenge childishly, by replacing part of the text with "DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS" although it was almost certainly done by Randall as a joke.
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| − | The "suck cocks" part is a reference to [https://web.archive.org/web/20080701195242/http://bash.org/?5775 a post] in bash.org which went on to attain moderate fame. | |
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| | ==Transcript== | | ==Transcript== |
| − | :[A devil, Mephistopheles (according to the [http://xkcd.com/533/info.0.json official transcript]), with bald head horns, tail with arrow ending, a trident in one hand and a paper in the other hand is ready to welcome Hairbun to hell. Above Mephistopheles there are three large stalactite hanging down and behind Hairbun there is one very large stalagmite and three small and also two small stalactites.] | + | :Devil: Welcome to Hell. Here's— Wait. I know you. |
| − | :Mephistopheles: Welcome to Hell. Here's—
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| − | :Mephistopheles:Wait. I know you.
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| − | :[Zoom in on the two, with white background. Mephistopheles trident breaks the panels frame.] | + | :Devil: You're the Fujitsu exec who killed the Q-series. |
| − | :Mephistopheles: You're the Fujitsu exec who killed the Q-series.
| + | :Fujitsu Exec: ...Yes? |
| − | :Hairbun: ...Yes? | + | :Devil: The Q2010 was the perfect laptop! |
| − | :Mephistopheles: The Q2010 was the perfect laptop! | |
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| − | :[In this frame-less panel with white background Mephistopheles walks away from Hairbun trident pointing up and left. Hairbun throws her arms out to the side.] | + | :Devil: Powerful, durable, had every feature, and made the Air look <u>bulky.</u> And that was back in 2006! |
| − | :Mephistopheles: Powerful, durable, had every feature, and made the Air look <u>bulky</u>. And that was back in 2006!
| + | :Fujitsu Exec: But no one bought it! |
| − | :Hairbun: But no one bought it! | + | :Devil: Then you marketed it wrong! |
| − | :Mephistopheles: Then you marketed it wrong! | |
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| − | :[Mephistopheles turns around towards Hairbun who both standing as in the first panel but still with white background.] | + | :Fujitsu Exec: Wait. Don't you ''encourage'' evil acts down here? |
| − | :Hairbun: Wait. Don't you ''encourage'' evil acts down here?
| + | :Devil: In theory, yes, but we need laptops too! Although it's moot, since we have an exclusive deal with Sony. |
| − | :Mephistopheles: In theory, yes, but we need laptops too! | + | :Fujitsu Exec: I ''knew'' it! |
| − | :Mephistopheles: Although it's moot, since we have an exclusive deal with Sony.
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| − | :Hairbun: I ''knew'' it! | |
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