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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball is standing behind a friend, who is sitting at a computer.]
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:[Character A is standing behind Character B, who is sitting at a computer.]
:Cueball: Hey, will you be in town the day after Christmas?
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:Character A: Hey, will you be in town the day after Christmas?
:Friend: Couldn't say—
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:Character B: Couldn't say—  
:Friend: I'm Jewish.
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:Character B: I'm Jewish.
  
:Cueball: But... how does being Jewish keep you from knowing your plans?
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:Character A: But... how does being Jewish keep you from knowing your plans?
:Friend: I know my plans—
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:Character B: I know my plans—  
:Friend: I just don't know when Christmas is.
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:Character B: I just don't know when Christmas is.
  
:Cueball: Really? Why not look it up?
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:Character A: Really? Why not look it up?
:Friend: Well, I'm also a physicist.
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:Character B: Well, I'm also a physicist.
  
:Cueball: So?
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:Character A: So?
:Friend: I believe that since I don't observe Christmas, it can't ''have'' a definite date.
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:Character B: I believe that since I don't observe Christmas, it can't ''have'' a definite date.
  
 
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