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| date = May 24, 2010 | | date = May 24, 2010 | ||
| title = Walkthrough | | title = Walkthrough | ||
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| titletext = There's nothing hotter than porn dubbed over with a poorly-mic'd teenager's voice explaining each step in a droning monotone. 'okay, we're almost at the spawn point... separate the labia, but watch out, there are more inside them... | | titletext = There's nothing hotter than porn dubbed over with a poorly-mic'd teenager's voice explaining each step in a droning monotone. 'okay, we're almost at the spawn point... separate the labia, but watch out, there are more inside them... | ||
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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | A | + | A ''walkthrough video'' is a recorded explanation of how to accomplish a certain task, usually beating a video game (or a particular level of one). A ''speed run'' is a walkthrough showing a particularly fast way to finish a game (or level). The man is implying that because he followed the speed-run video, intercourse didn't last long enough to satisfy his partner — who now probably doesn't want to date him again as a result. |
− | The title text (humorously) shows what the narration on such a video might be like, based on typical video game walkthroughs. In a video game, a | + | The title text (humorously) shows what the narration on such a video might be like, based on typical video game walkthroughs. In a video game, a ''spawn point'' is a place where enemies, items, or players will appear; here, ''spawn'' is also being used in the biological sense of mating and reproduction. The "separate [...] more inside" part is similar to typical instructions about how to get past certain enemies or traps, while it could also refer to the labia majora and minora. Separating the labia majora would reveal the labia minora. |
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
:[Cueball sits at a computer. His friend enters the room.] | :[Cueball sits at a computer. His friend enters the room.] | ||
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:Cueball: How did the date go? | :Cueball: How did the date go? | ||
:Friend: I wanted to be prepared, so I looked up a sex walkthrough video. | :Friend: I wanted to be prepared, so I looked up a sex walkthrough video. | ||
− | :[The two men silently | + | :[The two men sit silently contemplating the words of the previous moment.] |
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:Cueball: ...and? | :Cueball: ...and? | ||
:Friend: It turns out it was a speed run. | :Friend: It turns out it was a speed run. | ||
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[[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Sex]] | ||
[[Category:Video games]] | [[Category:Video games]] | ||
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