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| − | | abovestyle = background-color:{{{bgcolour|#BCD4E6}}};
| + | | caption = My profile picture |
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| + | | first_appearance = Before the beginning of time |
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| − | | image = [[File:BlackHat_head.png]] | |
| − | | caption = Me in my mid-20s | |
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| − | | label1 = First appearance | |
| − | | data1 = Before the beginning of time | |
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| − | | label2 = Known appearances
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| − | | data2 = All
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| − | | label3 = Contribution score
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| − | | data3 = [[Special:ContributionScores|{{#cscore:BlackHat|score}}]]
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| − | | label4 = Changes made
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| − | | data4 = [[Special:ContributionScores|{{#cscore:BlackHat|changes}}]]
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| | '''Hello,''' all! My name is Black Hat, as you may have heard, and here's a few other things about me: | | '''Hello,''' all! My name is Black Hat, as you may have heard, and here's a few other things about me: |
| | :I'm a sociopath, | | :I'm a sociopath, |
| − | :I'm currently dating a citizen of Denmark, | + | :I'm currently dating Danish, |
| − | :I enjoy nerd-sniping, such as letting y'all know that there is actually a hidden message in this very inconspicuous line of text, <!-- Wow, it took you that long to find this? -->
| + | :and ([[1555: Exoplanet Names 2|just to make the debate a little more confusing]] my hat does not actually represent black hat hacking, but rather the half-rest symbol in music. |
| − | :and ([[1555: Exoplanet Names 2|just to make the debate a little more confusing]] my hat does not actually represent black hat hacking, but rather the half-rest symbol in music. [[1401: New|Headcannon]], as it were. | + | :...Oh, and I also like to leave parentheses open. (The suspense stays with you all day! |
| − | :...Oh, and I also like to leave parentheses open. (The suspense stays with you all day! Right, [[User:Danish|Danish]]? | |
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| | My favourite comics: | | My favourite comics: |
| − | | + | [[Category:Comics by featured characters|Black Hat]] |
| − | [[12: Poisson]] | |
| − | [[24: Godel, Escher, Kurt Halsey]]
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| − | [[29: Hitler]]
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| − | [[45: Schrodinger]]
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| − | [[64: Solar Plexus]]
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| − | [[72: Classhole]]
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| − | [[77: Bored with the Internet]]
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| − | [[81: Attention, shopper]]
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| − | [[86: Digital Rights Management]]
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| − | [[89: Gravitational Mass]]
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| − | [[114: Computational Linguists]]
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| − | [[123: Centrifugal Force]]
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| − | [[125: Marketing Interview]]
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| − | [[138: Pointers]]
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| − | [[142: Parody Week: Megatokyo]]
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| − | [[146: Join Myspace]]
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| − | [[156: Commented]]
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| − | [[163: Donald Knuth]]
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| − | [[169: Words that End in GRY]]
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| − | [[178: Not Really Into Pokemon]]
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| − | [[190: IPoD]]
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| − | [[191: Lojban]]
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| − | [[206: Reno Rhymes]]
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| − | [[217: e to the pi Minus pi]]
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| − | [[246: Labyrinth Puzzle]]
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| − | [[262: IN UR REALITY]]
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| − | [[278: Black Hat Support]]
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| − | [[298: Tesla Coil]]
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| − | [[306: Orphaned Projects]]
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| − | [[322: Pix Plz]]
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| − | [[325: A-Minus-Minus]]
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| − | [[351: Trolling]]
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| − | [[356: Nerd Sniping]]
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| − | [[360: Writers Strike]]
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| − | [[368: Bass]]
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| − | [[374: Journal]]
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| − | [[377: Journal 2]]
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| − | [[405: Journal 3]]
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| − | [[412: Startled]]
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| − | [[432: Journal 4]]
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| − | [[433: Journal 5]]
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| − | [[434: xkcd Goes to the Airport]]
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| − | [[440: Road Rage]]
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| − | [[442: xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel]]
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| − | [[455: Hats]]
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| − | [[481: Listen to Yourself]]
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| − | [[482: Height]]
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| − | [[488: Steal This Comic]]
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| − | [[493: Actuarial]]
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| − | [[494: Secretary: Part 1]]
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| − | [[495: Secretary: Part 2]]
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| − | [[496: Secretary: Part 3]]
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| − | [[497: Secretary: Part 4]]
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| − | [[498: Secretary: Part 5]]
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| − | [[506: Theft of the Magi]]
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| − | [[515: No One Must Know]]
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| − | [[521: 2008 Christmas Special]]
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| − | [[524: Party]]
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| − | [[527: Keynote]]
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| − | [[542: Cover-Up]]
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| − | [[545: Neutrality Schmeutrality]]
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| − | [[562: Parking]]
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| − | [[596: Latitude]]
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| − | [[611: Disaster Voyeurism]]
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| − | [[620: Wings]]
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| − | [[666: Silent Hammer]]
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| − | [[669: Experiment]]
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| − | [[697: Tensile vs. Shear Strength]]
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| − | [[757: Toot]]
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| − | [[766: Green Flash]]
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| − | [[779: Anxiety]]
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| − | [[785: Open Mic Night]]
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| − | [[792: Password Reuse]]
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| − | [[801: Golden Hammer]]
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| − | [[804: Pumpkin Carving]]
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| − | [[825: Guest Week: Jeffrey Rowland (Overcompensating)]]
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| − | [[826: Guest Week: Zach Weiner (SMBC)]]
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| − | [[848: 3D]]
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| − | [[908: The Cloud]]
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| − | [[925: Cell Phones]]
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| − | [[929: Speculation]]
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| − | [[952: Stud Finder]]
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| − | [[954: Chin-Up Bar]]
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| − | [[958: Hotels]]
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| − | [[959: Caroling]]
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| − | [[972: November]]
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| − | [[984: Space Launch System]]
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| − | [[1000: 1000 Comics]]
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| − | [[1005: SOPA]]
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| − | [[1014: Car Problems]]
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| − | [[1027: Pickup Artist]]
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| − | [[1037: Umwelt]]
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| − | [[1055: Kickstarter]]
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| − | [[1062: Budget News]]
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| − | [[1063: Kill Hitler]]
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| − | [[1086: Eyelash Wish Log]]
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| − | [[1094: Interview]]
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| − | [[1102: Fastest-Growing]]
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| − | [[1110: Click and Drag]]
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| − | [[1136: Broken Mirror]]
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| − | [[1137: RTL]]
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| − | [[1139: Rubber and Glue]]
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| − | [[1159: Countdown]]
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| − | [[1191: The Past]]
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| − | [[1207: AirAware]]
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| − | [[1210: I'm So Random]]
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| − | [[1241: Annoying Ringtone Champion]]
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| − | [[1243: Snare]]
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| − | [[1251: Anti-Glass]]
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| − | [[1284: Improved Keyboard]]
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| − | [[1327: Mobile Marketing]]
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| − | [[1330: Kola Borehole]]
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| − | [[1401: New]]
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| − | [[1408: March of the Penguins]]
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| − | [[1416: Pixels]]
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| − | [[1426: Reduce Your Payments]]
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| − | [[1439: Rack Unit]]
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| − | [[1450: AI-Box Experiment]]
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| − | [[1455: Trolley Problem]]
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| − | [[1515: Basketball Earth]]
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| − | [[1555: Exoplanet Names 2]]
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| − | [[1559: Driving]]
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| − | [[1581: Birthday]]
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| − | [[1608: Hoverboard]]
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| − | [[1651: Robotic Garage]]
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| − | [[1663: Garden]]
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| − | [[1670: Laws of Physics]]
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| − | [[1680: Black Hole]]
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| − | [[1708: Dehydration]]
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| − | [[1717: Pyramid Honey]]
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| − | [[1751: Movie Folder]]
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| − | [[1753: Thumb War]]
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| − | [[1754: Tornado Safety Tips]]
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| − | [[1756: I'm With Her]]
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| − | [[1776: Reindeer]]
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| − | [[1777: Dear Diary]]
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| − | [[1786: Trash]]
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| − | [[1807: Listening]]
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| − | [[1842: Anti-Drone Eagles]]
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| − | [[1864: City Nicknames]]
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| − | [[1881: Drone Training]]
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| − | [[1883: Supervillain Plan]]
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| − | [[1943: Universal Dreams]]
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| − | [[1975: Right Click]]
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| − | [[2008: Irony Definition]]
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| − | [[2067: Challengers]]
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| − | [[2073: Kilogram]]
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| − | [[2103: Midcontinent Rift System]]
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| − | [[2174: First News Memory]]
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| − | [[2197: Game Show]]
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| − | [[2201: Foucault Pendulum]]
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| − | [[2234: How To Deliver Christmas Presents]]
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| − | [[2239: Data Error]]
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| − | [[2321: Low-Background Metal]]
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| − | [[2343: Mathematical Symbol Fight]]
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| − | [[2348: Boat Puzzle]]
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| − | [[2350: Deer Turrets]]
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| − | [[2353: Hurricane Hunters]]
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| − | [[2431: Leap Year 2021]]
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| − | [[2450: Post Vaccine Social Scheduling]]
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| − | [[2455: Virus Consulting]]
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| − | [[The Rise of Open Access]]
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| | Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd: | | Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd: |
| | :-Completing the explanations for characters 647-1000 in [[1000: 1000 Comics/1000 characters]] | | :-Completing the explanations for characters 647-1000 in [[1000: 1000 Comics/1000 characters]] |
| − | :-Compiling the list of stickers from [[2288]]
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| | :And that's about it. | | :And that's about it. |
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| | See ya! | | See ya! |
| − | No, really, I can see you through your screen. It's because I hacked your camera, and enhanced it so that it can see through the tape you may have over it. (Don't let Danish find out about it, though.) | + | No, really, I can see you through your screen. It's because I hacked your camera, and enhanced it so that it can see through the tape you may have over it. |
