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You have been kicked in the face by a ball in accordance with the community standards for... no real reason. Feel free to revert this odd edit.

<3 BlackHat (talk) 05:50, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

How do you hack something I don't have?


Hi -Donthaveusernametalk

Why hello, Donthaveusername! BlackHat (talk) 23:08, 28 October 2020 (UTC)

Warning to future visitors to this page: Turn your phone to airplane mode. Trust me. --Char Latte49 (talk) 17:06, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

I believe you mean boat mode. Danish (talk) 17:10, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
stapler mode! ka-CHUNK! --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:16, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Why are you yelling? Danish said she'd let you off the ceiling by the end of the year. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:28, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

That is completely inaccurate! I said next year. Danish (talk) 18:30, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Don't worry, I can throw lug nuts up at you for food. Danish (talk) 18:31, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
They don't actually- *ow* taste- *oww* that bad *ow*. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:33, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
steals them back Danish (talk) 18:36, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Should we feed him newspapers then? --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:38, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Why d'ya think I stole them back? Danish (talk) 18:41, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Although I'm not sure if he can eat them; I tried one yesterday and had to spit it out. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:45, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Do you have any that isn't dependant on that one outlet? Danish (talk) 19:32, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Yes, but only chicken noodle. Beret's off on a business trip to find out where Mr. Lin-Manuel Miranda went. --Char Latte49 (talk) 19:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Okay, bring some over and we'll try it. Danish (talk) 20:08, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Here! File:SoupCable.jpg Did you bring a cable with you? Any soup-compatible cables work. --Char Latte49 (talk) 20:13, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
Oops. Could you install it for me? You can find it in here!. I think they removed my installation permissions after I installed a few little things with my staple gun. Maybe Black Hat's hat doesn't match the decor? --Char Latte49 (talk) 20:22, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
I did it! job interview 2x.png --Char Latte49 (talk) 21:11, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
sprays soup at my bf heh, thanks char Danish (talk) 21:24, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
I almost forgot that you two are sociopaths for a second... --Char Latte49 (talk) 21:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
I sure wish there was a place outside of my talk page for you all to mess around. If only there were a secret xkcd chatroom, whose link is buried in the archives, in which you could participate... but no, I'm sure that's too fanciful. Hehe. BlackHat (talk 04:15, 13 March 2021 (UTC
I'd be positively *euphoric* if you all were to drop by. Hehehe. BlackHat (talk 04:17, 13 March 2021 (UTC
Dammit I am not getting nerd-sniped by you)))) Danish (talk) 16:07, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
And I've read all the archives already, didn't find one except the IRC (nope) Danish (talk) 16:11, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
You've read through every word of every comic explanation? Impressive. BlackHat (talk 16:47, 13 March 2021 (UTC
It is, isn't it?)) Danish (talk) 17:00, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
There is a secret chatroom; I've seen it but haven't actually checked it out. On another note, I'm prone to nerd-sniping sometimes, but most of the time I don't catch it. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:07, 13 March 2021 (UTC)

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