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== Birthday ==
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Did you know that gray hair makes you look much older than you really are?
It happened that my birthday is the day immediately after yours. And our last names are almost spelled the same. [[User:Memo Spike Connector|2503: Memo Spike Connector]] ([[User talk:Memo Spike Connector|talk]]) 06:12, 12 April 2023 (UTC)
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People with white/gray hair are often marginalized for social reasons.
  
It seems that we have a lot in common. [[User:Unreliable Connection|2659: Unreliable Connection]] ([[User talk:Unreliable Connection|talk]]) 09:06, 12 April 2023 (UTC)
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Want to look much younger than you do now? Get rid of gray hair.
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But not with hair dye, as dyed hair has no benefits, only negative aspects such as:
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-- After just one week of dyeing, gray roots become visible.
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-- Dye damages hair severely.
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-- Dyed hair looks even worse than gray hair, especially in men.
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-- Dyeing too often becomes too expensive at some point and damages hair and scalp.
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-- Hair dyeing requires a lot of time, it's messy, and has an unpleasant smell...
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--... and the negative aspects do not stop here.
  
:Our birthdays all fall in the same month. [[User:Missed Connections|935: Missed Connections]] ([[User talk:Missed Connections|talk]]) 23:43, 17 April 2023 (UTC)
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WHAT CAN YOU DO to get rid of gray hair naturally without hair dye?
<!--::You're not fooling anyone and, with messages like the above, it seems you don't care. Do what you do, and if it's not contrary to the site ethos/good practice then it's tolerable (whether or not it's annoying). But there's really no need to 'fake' different personæ. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.162.161|172.70.162.161]]
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Use Sereni Capelli products from the official website https://serenicapelli.com
::PS. "Blanked the page", as an edit explanation, is not only inaccurate but it's also your attempt to hide awkward details from the more casual viewer. Surely you're not brazen enough to make it obvious, yet shy enough as to really not want to be called out on it? [[Special:Contributions/172.71.242.191|172.71.242.191]] 11:06, 25 April 2023 (UTC)
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These products bring gray/white hair back to its natural color in a natural way.
::PPS. Don't try to comment this out, either, you who are sometimes needlessly pretending to be the personification of various comics. I will not accept your authority on this matter. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.67|172.70.85.67]] 09:16, 26 April 2023 (UTC)
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The magical composition of these products nourishes the scalp and hair, stimulating the body to produce hair color again.
::The comic will come back and swear at you if you keep skepticizing. There is too much skepticism. It looks like few people believe in fictions.-->
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Exactly! These products do not contain dyes or pigments, but help the body produce hair color again.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
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IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTS OF THESE PRODUCTS IN 15 DAYS, YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
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It is the brand's global policy.
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Anyone, from anywhere in the world, can get their money back if they are not satisfied.
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THESE PRODUCTS COME IN A PACKAGE WITH OTHER BENEFITS.
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The same products you use to get rid of gray hair also bring you the following benefits:
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-- Treats and prevents dandruff.
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-- Treats and prevents alopecia.
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-- Stops hair loss permanently.
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-- Helps hair grow up to 4 times faster.
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-- Helps hair that has fallen out and where bald spots have formed to grow again, as long as the root still exists under the skin.
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-- Hydrates hair and restores its shine.
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In short, these products are an elixir of youth for your hair and scalp.
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It's worth a try. You have nothing to lose. If you're not satisfied, you'll get your money back right away.
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Millions of people are now living a better life. Don't you deserve it?
  
 
== Transcript ==
 
== Transcript ==

Revision as of 08:28, 27 April 2023

Do you want me to create your sandbox? ColorfulGalaxy (talk) 20:11, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

Please create my user page and sandbox, and don't forget User:Memo Spike Connector. 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 23:43, 3 April 2023 (UTC)
I've created them both. Anyway, thanks for your kind reminder. 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 09:42, 9 April 2023 (UTC)
The page that you're in charge of got spam edits again. ColorfulGalaxy (talk) 21:12, 7 April 2023 (UTC)
Uh, They seem to know when I'm usually active, and spammed when I'm inactive, maybe just to annoy others. I always worked late. 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 23:54, 8 April 2023 (UTC)
Look guy(s), the spammers have been spamming long before you "took charge". Your work-hours matter not one jot, even if we knew your timezone, and the community handles it as it always tries to. I will deal with anything I see 'spammed', if not dealt with by others before I get there, and you can deal with anything that you see before anyone else gets there. Whether UC, CG, OMG or any other 'normal'. (Though OMG is clearly the same person as CG. If, by some remote chance, they are not, one of them is also UC; but very probably both are.) 172.71.242.86 11:37, 9 April 2023 (UTC)
And Look guy(s). You Have Already Been Tricked. Did you know about the email with CG's name on it? Y'no, I'm jealous of him, so I was gonna do a trick. Omg Oriental Music Group (talk) 23:03, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

DELETED COMMENT ColorfulGalaxy (talk) 21:26, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

Thanks for encouraging. I will do better. 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 23:52, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

Could you create my user page? Omg Oriental Music Group (talk) 09:34, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

What are you going to do? 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 09:35, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

I want to put the lyrics in the sandbox into my user page sandbox. By the way, could you contact the author for the minor fix to the lyrics? Omg Oriental Music Group (talk) 09:36, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

There is a lot of discussion about the lyrics going on in the portal. That's the place where I posted a math problem (sadly they removed it). Some people said that the lyrics were lousy. There are a lot of obscure words. I'm no linguist, really. I hope that the debate won't continue here. 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 09:42, 9 April 2023 (UTC)
See what the "author" said: http://puzzling.stackexchange.com/questions/120234/a-message-of-encouragement --172.71.158.231 09:44, 9 April 2023 (UTC)
So this means that the only one left would be "Donald ATG Trump", which isn't active at all. 172.71.154.228 09:47, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

Predict the next comic

Let's try to predict what will come next on the xkcd comics. 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 23:53, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

What about music staff?

Lyrics

You're not going to create a sandbox for me, so I'll temporarily put it here.

? — 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 03:43, 11 April 2023 (UTC)

You made the page almost take forever to load. ClassicalGames (talk) 08:51, 11 April 2023 (UTC)

Please stop talking about the lyrics. Several other people has gotten angry. I can't trust you, because you kept doing something suspicious and you sound like a scammer. 2503: Memo Spike Connector (talk) 00:51, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

When the bot failed

Please read this page before creating a new comic page. Your edit had puzzled the bot too much. ClassicalGames (talk) 08:51, 11 April 2023 (UTC)

Thank you very much. 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 09:00, 11 April 2023 (UTC)


Did you know that gray hair makes you look much older than you really are? People with white/gray hair are often marginalized for social reasons.

Want to look much younger than you do now? Get rid of gray hair. But not with hair dye, as dyed hair has no benefits, only negative aspects such as: -- After just one week of dyeing, gray roots become visible. -- Dye damages hair severely. -- Dyed hair looks even worse than gray hair, especially in men. -- Dyeing too often becomes too expensive at some point and damages hair and scalp. -- Hair dyeing requires a lot of time, it's messy, and has an unpleasant smell... --... and the negative aspects do not stop here.

WHAT CAN YOU DO to get rid of gray hair naturally without hair dye? Use Sereni Capelli products from the official website https://serenicapelli.com These products bring gray/white hair back to its natural color in a natural way. The magical composition of these products nourishes the scalp and hair, stimulating the body to produce hair color again. Exactly! These products do not contain dyes or pigments, but help the body produce hair color again.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTS OF THESE PRODUCTS IN 15 DAYS, YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY BACK. It is the brand's global policy. Anyone, from anywhere in the world, can get their money back if they are not satisfied.

THESE PRODUCTS COME IN A PACKAGE WITH OTHER BENEFITS. The same products you use to get rid of gray hair also bring you the following benefits:

-- Treats and prevents dandruff. -- Treats and prevents alopecia. -- Stops hair loss permanently. -- Helps hair grow up to 4 times faster. -- Helps hair that has fallen out and where bald spots have formed to grow again, as long as the root still exists under the skin. -- Hydrates hair and restores its shine.

In short, these products are an elixir of youth for your hair and scalp. It's worth a try. You have nothing to lose. If you're not satisfied, you'll get your money back right away. Millions of people are now living a better life. Don't you deserve it?

Transcript

If this page was copied did you not remove the incomplete transcript tag? Its complete! Do your part!

Thanks for reminding. 2659: Unreliable Connection (talk) 07:13, 25 April 2023 (UTC)