Title text: The G1, especially with the new Android upgrade, is way better than I originally thought.
| This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Title text just described - there are no explanation of why someone likes the G1. Has it anything to do with the features of Black Hat's app, can it close the Latitude app or keep it open. Is it Randall or Black Hat that says this?|
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The reason it is worth doing so for him, is that most of those that use Google Latitude, haven't learned the habit to turn it off when engaging in "discreet" activities. And then Black Hat can access their whereabout which he then uses in his app.
The second panel shows the screen of Black Hat's smartphone with the logs for his two friend in table form showing activity for Megan and Robert, the latter log is partially cut off.
Robert's log is fairly innocuous: home at 12:30 PM, school at 2:00 PM and in a Subway restaurant at 3:30 PM. This log shows that "Robert" did nothing interesting for Black Hat.
Given that Black Hat has often interacted with the Cueball called Rob, it seems likely that the Cueball in this comic is actually Rob (for Robert), and it turns out that he has also forgotten to turn of his Google Latitude, but to his luck there where no interesting events. Maybe this is why Black Hat shows it to him, so he can share Megan's event log which is much more interesting. That Rob has been at a school could mean he was a teacher or for some other reason needed to go there. It is such a short time span in the afternoon that it does not seem like something a school kid would do. Some has suggested that this Robert is actually Little Bobby Tables. But Black Hat has never interacted with the Roberts family so this seems unlikely. Given that it is unclear if it is either Rob or Bobby neither should be credited as part of this comic.
Megan's log appears to prove Black Hat's point: She was home at 11:00 AM, at a sex toy store at 12:30 PM, home again at 1:30 PM, at another sex toy store at 2:00 PM, home again at 2:30 PM, then at Fry's Electronics at 3:00 PM, and directly at a power tool store at 3:30 PM, finally home again at 4:00 PM only to be at the hospital burn ward at 4:10 PM. The last entry is the only one where the interval is not half an hour indicating how fast Megan had to get to the hospital after getting home with her new power tools and electronics (note that Fry is a name, as in Charles Fry, so this was not why she was fried...)
This suggests that Megan first tried the sex toy(s) from the first store, found them insufficiently satisfying, purchased additional sex toys from another store, was still unsatisfied, and then purchased some electronic devices and power tools (either to improve the performance of her sex toys or to apply directly for additional stimulation). The results were apparently more painful than pleasurable, necessitating a quick visit to the hospital burn ward. Overall, Megan has had an at first unsatisfying day and then finally a rather bad day, considering where the burn is most likely to be... She would almost certainly not be pleased to learn that Black Hat has been tracking her whereabouts and sharing this with their mutual friend Cueball.
This is one of the handful of times that the name Megan has been used in xkcd, in this case without actually showing Megan, so there is actually no indication in this comic how she looks. But that has been shown in several others.
The reason Black Hat states that there only is a narrow window of time that people forget to turn Google Latitude off, is because people like him will make other people, who forgets this, miserable. And then everyone will soon learn to turn the feature off making Black Hat's app useless.
- [Black Hat is holding a phone up to Cueball.]
- Black Hat: We're in a narrow window in which people are using Google Latitude, but haven't learned the habit of turning it off when they're doing something discreetly.
- Black Hat: I wrote an app to log friends' locations and work out addresses and business names.
- [A timetable is visible. The first column gives the time and splits the day in the half hour intervals starting at 11:00 AM, except for the last entry at 4:10 PM, where the time only jumps 10 minutes. The next two columns represents two persons activities during this time period. In the second column the last letter shown in the comic is partly cut off more or less. This last partly shown letter is written in the transcript, but no guess is made here. See the explanation. Above the table, over the two names, there is a caption:]
Time Megan Rober 11:00 AM Home 12:30 PM Eastview Adult
Home 1:30 PM Home 2:00 PM Laketown Sex
Schoo 2:30 PM Home 3:00 PM Fry's Electronics 3:30 PM Ed's Power
Subwa 4:00 PM Home 4:10 PM Hospital
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